BEST OF Captain Holt's Existential Crisis | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

I want to thank you all what an incredible moment thirty years of struggle and sacrifice but it was worth it because I finally get to read that ten words I've longed to hear Raymond Holt you are not the oops I misread the email didn't see that not so I will not be the new commissioner [Music] myself dancing did I miss something feels like I missed something I'm just gonna keep going until you deserve this promotion I'm going there and get it give them hell Greg [Music] good morning Carly Sammy looks like you're keeping the machines running smoothly whatever Carly will be the first to go here are your drinks and a lover's toolbox from a mr. boy ah thank you so much we will never open this oh my god cake look yes the grapes oh and you brought cheese I don't even watch you know Jake in the lounge captain Holt hey everyone just when I introduce you to our new assistant manager Larry sherbert [ __ ] all right you want to say a few words absolutely thanks hey everybody a couple things about my management style number one don't nobody ask me about what's in my cut we hang on had no problems - I believe in the power of nicknames smile face senorita swag and you my friend we will call mr. Park seems rather unprofessional he called you mister fired mr. Partin whoa you really made the balloon arch made no I'd birthed her there's no form more graceful than the arch no object more whimsical than the balloon yes you and I think that but pole Rosa think good point Rosa would one a much much bigger balloon arch back to the balloons door Peralta bartha's r has a sister meet Penelope who yeah mom's arm ups let's not dwell on it we should get back to work or we could fall asleep for five to seven days and see how we feel I will not rest until justice is served there's no time to waste this case is urgent hi boy all right listen the case may not be quite as urgent as once thought I dug it up out of my desk so you'd have something to do on weekends because you seem so lonely you cited chatter from the streets that Garibaldi had resurfaced I did I did I did but said chatter may have been fudged oh you lied to me not a pity you pity me I wouldn't put it that way I would I am offended I am I am very tired so I'm gonna take a nap but when I wake up oh you are in for it how dare you how dare me how dare you I was just trying to help well your help feels an awful lot like pity so do me a favor and don't ever help me again Wow well you didn't seem to mind me helping you when I got you your job I bought a bundle of novelty shirts at a nearby gift shop this one says what's up beaches set of [ __ ] for human reasons but you ain't humor well I'm a joke now so it suits me well pimento stares at her Rosa will all be staring at her yes we will she's truly breathtaking there's a double meaning to that the breath that it takes to inflate all those balloons of course I used a hand pump but the bum moe still works Oh No what's happening someone tell you it's happening I got some more bad news oh wow that thing's huge then those are one things to be classy I mean she's getting married not finishing a marathon still says the hair guy stay in your lane bucko right son Diego the arch sucks I'm sorry I didn't want to say anything because you're my boss and you were so excited but the truth is every time I look at it I want to die and take you with me well I wish you'd said something before I spent all day making it of course you didn't want to burst my bubble pun intended and then you did forget the arch Charles didn't sober up Rosa she got him drunk Oh No how drunk is he remember the night they cancelled Bunheads we're ruined it's fine I'll handle it you got your hands full so romantic yeah and so intimate don't work I'm not listening to you I'm just thinking about how this sea bass is cold but not as cold and cruel as the hands of fate that have thrust my entire life into darkness attention squad everyone gather round I've been researching ways to raise morale and I found an interesting article in a scientific journal Oh was it from the American Journal of no one cares according to a recent study the physical act of smiling can improve your mood I suggest we give it a shot hmm now your try big smiles bigger bigger great now we just have to stay like this for the next two hours can you feel it working and that's why you shouldn't drink being drunk sounds terrible hello Amy I didn't see you there how did the wedding go Terry what the hell man you said you're gonna sober them up Murph all my girls are never gonna grow up and lose their virginity I lost my vCard to the woman that refilled Nana's oxygen tanks her hands were so strong from turning the nozzles this is a room of nightmares you're the nightmare you made me kill my balloon baby look at me so drunk I'm a liberating like a beatnik and what if I never get a second chance I don't know I just I'm just sad why I understand must be very difficult wait are you crying yes thank you for acknowledging my feelings thank you for acknowledging mine we're both great at this here at the fun zone we live by one rule when it's your birthday you're always cool parents and kids are all the same watch as I do a dance - your name - Derek Derek you're hot stones on earth that's for no reason not on mine my butt's don't keep falling off because I'm so intense about Hall being here and ruining everything hasn't been that bad really sorry can't even float right just push me away everyone else goes it's not great but as long as we staying here we're safe we're all to San Diego I'm in your room what how how do door was open I pushed through the hedge tell me what is it about me that screams loser yeah you know we're kinda in the middle of getting massages right now sir oh how thoughtless of me I'll get down here so you can see my face out uh hello the question was what is it about me that screams loser figure out what's living in there yet well judging by the empty beer cans the further pornography in the claw marks I say a homeless man in a raccoon the exact nature of their relationship is still revealing itself I'm gonna assume sexual you're ready to even those files yet no well then I guess it's time for your next task you're gonna need to change into what Oh mr. fart you look perfect so some of the costume is that all you got hardly every time a go-cart drives by I want you to scream and this is very important me so corny you can ruin my job Larry but that's not all I've got here in Florida I've got a life I've got friends you sure about that honestly Estelle it almost sounds like you should stop eating beef altogether I know that's what I keep saying that's my walking I suppose I can see how a balloon arch might have been a little too much oh yeah for sure no you're supposed to say this wedding looks like garbage this wedding looks like garbage no no as long as the Brian therapy the way the mud revitalizes your skin and I love how it masks my shame I am loving this yeah uh I just wanted to thank you for all your help yesterday I didn't do much there was nothing good day what's going on just very busy get back to work what are you having there a balloon large oh my god captain she is magnificent [Music] you

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Id: aHZxQ7DkpB8

Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 06 2020