Captain Raymond Holt: The Emotional Rollercoaster | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

hey Gina we got an anonymous gift basket yeah it's full of treats it's got meats cheeses candies all the food groups cheese is amazing it melts in my mouth and in my hands huh French chocolates French cheeses tiny French pickles did none of you detectives think this might be a gift for captain holt from someone in France like his husband Poe exalt what no way this is a nice present from an unknown appreciative citizen that wants too much what's this then dear captain Raymond holt thinking of you best doctor kevin costner PhD he even used their pet names oh no I eat the chocolate-covered strawberry that's the most intimate snack of them all Holt's gonna be back from his meeting in 30 minutes what do we do no no no it's okay we can fix this check it out sir a lovely gift basket that Kevin sent you all the way from Paris straight from Paris stapler scissors rubber bands that man really knows me yes uh I just wanted to thank you for all your help yesterday I didn't do much there was nothing good day what's going on just very busy get back to work what are you having there a balloon large oh my god captain she is magnificent vindication I've been researching ways to raise morale and I found an interesting article in a scientific journal Oh was it from the American Journal of no one cares according to a recent study the physical act of smiling can improve your mood I suggest we give it a shot hmm now your try big smiles bigger bigger great now we just have to stay like this for the next few hours can you feel it looking I don't have any enamel on my teeth so the cold air is excruciating maybe you brushed your teeth once in a while this wouldn't be a problem I do brush my teeth they're decaying from acid reflux you're birthing yourself for like a you're not Australian Gina gets tough dude wrong go okay so seriously too much exposure to air and they will turn to dust this isn't working out as well as I'd hoped time for the next level forced laughing wait for it wait for it 9:01 Amy Santiago is officially late for the first time ever all right let's do this who's got theories alarm didn't go up all three alarms all with battery backup come on who wants to take this seriously oh she was taken in her sleep that's what I'm talking about super dark Boyle the way more plausible than the Sarge's idiotic alarm clock theory I bet she tucked herself into bed too tight and got stuck maybe she fell into another dimension where she's interesting it's 9:00 a.m. why is no one working Amy Santiago is a few minutes late and we're all trying to guess why I like to play I'd say she's in line at the bank this is fun it is fun but you're all wrong she clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man there she is Amy where have you been we've been worried sick do you care to explain yourself I'm just 70 seconds late it's not a big deal don't worry about it Santiago you will tell us and you will tell us now there's a problem at the bank hot damn you're right what's that now before I came to the nine-nine I was rotting away behind a desk in the public relations department all I wanted was the chance to do good police work again I just got it and I blew it thinking about that Devil toad I'm tired of politics let's get that punk blood so this is amazing of course we have no idea where he is but I love where your head's at death no family maybe there was a girlfriend or someone he worked with at the coffee shop at the coffee shop why would someone who knows they have 21 million dollars coming take a minimum-wage job because he needed access to that building because that's where the money's hidden all right we gotta get there quick maybe we should take the chopper chopper death blade Sidewinder it's go time Roger that wet blanket snow from now on call me valve it alright here's where we stand this nightclub is the home base for the Merrick crime syndicate I've been tracking the club owner Vladimir Dragic aka the dragon aka my first perp with a cool nickname what about edible also dagger yeah it turns out Rosa was lying about that el baboso actually means the slug don't though that means dum-dum it was very cruel I referred to myself as el baboso to several beautiful Latina ladies oh that's your type isn't it jakey like Sophia and son yeah yeah anyway the dragon is involved in several counts of human trafficking as well as I'm sorry what's going on who are you Chuck so with the organized crime unit I mean for the mayor case materials oh are you well we'll see what my captain has to say about this thank you for taking the materials make sure you also pick up the files that on Peralta's desk wow that is not how I saw it playing out sir I thought you said this was my case I gave you two weeks I'm done fending off the organized crime unit squad since Peralta's briefing was cut short you can all use this time to clean up your desks look at this place half-eaten food crumpled tissues pictures of your families what's wrong with pictures if you love someone you'll remember what they look like what is this rubberband ball keep your bands in a box or a bag since you all apparently have time to play throw I'm cancelling overtime for the month effective immediately you have to work and deep ball these bands ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today to answer an age-old question right what's Amy's deal she's single no we're dating come on the question is who here does the best impression of captain Raymond Holt you'll be judged on voice body language and overall lack of flair everyone will perform the same scenario captain Holt eating a marshmallow for the very first time let the whole table begin what is this glutinous monstrosity before me sugar and this is quite sweet that's your Holt impression I can hear him doing that looks like a sticky pillow I don't care for it classical music here what are you doing captain hey nothing just eating some marshmallows care for one marshmallow no sorry for interrupting your dinner party no problem at all this is important also Kevin's friend Margo's here and she's a real class a drip sir I can't get why you don't want me to bother complain I thought you of all people would support me first of all let me say what that officer did to you was wrong deeply wrong and I'm furious about okay so why don't you back me up because that complaint could backfire cops who blow the whistle on other cops almost always face the backlash just like people who socialize with Margo when Vera Blee here about our trip to Scottsdale you've really worked up about Margo sorry she's horrible listen I don't want to see your career derailed because you would besmirched for reporting on another officer but what he did was wrong he should be besmirched yes but is that besmirching worth a greater fortune of your career you have to balance piss merchants there's politics to be in a cop but I wasn't harassed to be in a cop I was harassed as a black man I'm not saying do nothing I'm saying the most powerful action you can take is the rise through the ranks so that you can make large-scale changes I've had to pick my battles and it hasn't always been easy but now I have my own precinct a precinct whose officers would never do to you what Officer Mike did I understand what you're saying but I hear Margo's quick issues not only one guess as to where in Arizona she bought the last oh great there you are I'm about to start my scottsdale slideshow it has all the highlights there are no highlights in Scottsdale Margo that's what you think Raymond which means someone took cheddar and that person has the belt but who talked cheddar where are you coming from why do you care thought you weren't hasting I'm not I'm just interested in your comings and goings because I care about you as a friend okay friend I went to the bathroom you were gone a long time friend you feeling okay Fran no it was number two and it was very intense friend bless you she sneezed dog allergies which means that ami took where is my dog aren't you standing right next to him this [ __ ] please watch Jake Jake idiot I know one of you took cheddar and you did it for the sake of the heist but if anything happens to him I will end you I couldn't bring myself to neuter cheddar but I will neuter you you

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Id: gBBSI8NylI8

Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 03 2019