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okay so the neighbors say they haven't seen or heard any activity in the Buckley's apartment and what is he doing here if we find James and he's unstable doctor take it talking down hello Peralta plus on the ride over he gave me a quickie what quick therapy session we talked about so much did you know that I have a tendency to be unconsciously sexual yes so real tough enough to bust up you're doing it again no okay I think I hear it you think you hear it whatever let's just do this okay NYPD open up it's weird the doors are locked that's too bad I love watching you pound what house Charles what no sexual which part all of the parts [Music] hi this is for you Thanks quite a big package you got there oh I apologize for the double entendre I can be such a Samantha really played work we saved our own honeymoon and fun bonus we cheered up holt okay it's time to celebrate you know what that means this bee needs a seein her a oh my god this baby needs a coconut nerds oh I thought you were saying this music oh my god that was my reaction all right I'll go get us a couple of coca tea fine I'll get my stuff but this better not bite me in the ass better not bite me in the ass name of your sex day but seriously thank you so much variable I told you Jake I'll do anything to perk up my little man you've gotta know how gross that sounds in your underwear so we get our perp to text the stabbed guy tell him to hire me to move his product then I show up grind a bunch of gnarly rails I'm talking real fluffy ones radical I bet you're an awesome fluffer yeah I bet you fluff those are the writers right there bikers short girls I could picture you as a teenager fluffing all of New York City I'll stop talking fluffing has a different meaning what are they these madam are STDs what are you talking about buddy STDs save the dates for Vivian on my wedding ah yes hey just out of curiosity how many people have you given STDs to lots like a hundred what's going on oh okay I get it STD has another meaning you're gross no one else is gonna think that everyone is going to think that but it's sweet that your mind didn't go there thank you it is kind of sweet well your first dance beats you you give me fever will you be seven crabs as the reception the other Arby's guys this is my wedding this is important to me no more jokes you're right and we're sorry yeah we love you buddy warts and all sorry I made a rash decision I was hitching to say it okay I'm done I have an STD so just our sleep here yeah the numbers right on the answers great there it is a shriveled husk of Raymond Holt look Gina is that a talking raisin enough Wally look I know you think my judgments clouded because I like her a little bit you doodled your wedding invitation no that's a hard joint tombstone right a stick it has a cop I really don't think that she did it something's off about the case okay Boyle I trust your gut let's go free and innocent woman nice my dreams are coming true you and me get my lady off together I mean you know how that sounds right Gordon you want to come in here oh I'm so sorry I was just deciding whether I should just go home the tone and tenor of your introduction make me worry that this is a fun office which I would not enjoy Hey hello I'm captain Raymond Holt and I can assure you this is not a fun office thank goodness in that case my interest is renewed here is my resume oh I'm feeling this are you guys feeling this Gordon why don't you tell captain Holt a little bit about yourself where to begin I'm 174 centimeters tall I can type a hundred and three words per minute with an error rate of 1.6% and I recently moved here from Philadelphia which is a sixth most populous US city I understand the city of Philadelphia is coterminous with Philadelphia County making it the eighth largest metropolitan statistical area yeah Philly's cool isn't it fun just telling each other facts yes well I think I have all the information I need thank you for coming in mr. luck my pleasure so looks like operation nasty is a full-on success huh you mean operation nasties sex life as I know it didn't you see him flirting with me no I most definitely did not and you're a blind man and approved to boot did you see his tie a single Windsor the easiest not to undo why bother wearing any clothes at all I think you badly misread that interaction please he did everything but lick his lips and purr get rid of them and bring to someone who can keep it in their slacks time to gear up it's not the best case ever without some toys oh yeah toys for boys like that adult toys still sounds wrong male toys you know what let's just not call them toys that's my fault I started it you got it we'll just call playthings we will not let's do this come on sir the math thing isn't the problem night shifts keeping you and Kevin apart you two just need a bone I said you two need a bone Oh dare you detective Diaz I am your superior officer what happens in my bedroom detective is none of your business don't ever speak to me like that again that dude is pent up no he knows problem solved did you know there's a sausage you can drink sir we need to talk about Gordon Lunt and before you ask I have not fired him yes I noticed he's been strutting around like a peacock trying desperately to arouse me his unwilling pea head do you hear there's a barrel making exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum of Industry yes has he no shame the door was open I think he wanted people to hear she is amazing her palate is wide and deep yes I'm not gonna let the nightshift win me and my main man boiler about to solve a case isn't that right Charles oh you know we will we'll call ourselves the night boys kind of sounds like a male escort service to midnight men even worse the dark stallions looks like we're going with the night boys Santiago I've been your CEO for four years by now you should be able to stand up for yourself even if that means telling me off you're right just say the word and I will tell you off okay tell me off about losing your pin oh right now okay well makes me feel pretty annoyed good no it grates my cheese I mean it just really grates my cheese Oh Santiago you faking faking what did you hear that girl just admitted weight buying I was faking the whole time but I only did it because I wanted you to enjoy it that ruins it it's supposed to be good for both of us it was good just because I didn't get angry doesn't mean I didn't get anything out of it but the whole point is for you to get angry did you even get close what about your last CEO could you make your anger do you know what I don't want to know don't tell me I don't want to know I'm working on a thing where when I'm out of ammo I released my mag and drop to get straight to someone's throat oh my buttholes Wow okay I know you have two bullet wounds in your butt but you got to stop calling them your buttholes and your thought they're gonna let you see that's good cuz yes Oh mr. guitar oh good to see you can we talk to Rosa for a quick sec about some super serious police work I know what you're trying to do you brought him in here to butter him up yeah and I've been laying it on real men okay but you're making a big mistake nobody sucks up like a boil of course you knew that already because you're so smart I just did it to you oh I know man bring it okay looks like you and I are in a good old-fashioned suck off don't call it a suck off why not wash and oh yeah yeah yeah yeah totally yep hmm right smart good hey there Boyle how was your weekend well actually I got a little sick oh really sorry to hear that man yeah bullets over Broadway was on TV I came down with a big old Dianne Wiest infection like there you go thanks I know just where to put that oh there's Samantha again Oh captain I know you don't want to talk about Monty Hall but I did contact a man no need Santiago it's all good so the fight with Kevin is over yep because you understand the map nope you guys you guys yep knew it see what happen is your dad's had sex okay Rosa hey Rosa are you ready to go shrieking what that's my dad and I call it getting blonde streaks in your hair we should do to our ponytails on road trips you just take a little lemon up top and let the Sun do the rest we call that giving each other road head you just said you called it going streaking it had a couple names the plan was for me to weaken your defenses of my brazen sexuality I wouldn't say brazen so much is completely undetectable I couldn't have been more obvious I wore a single Windsor knot I might as well have a signer on my neck that reads DTF desiring Thoreau fornication no exactly Oh at first the flirting was just part of the ruse it meant nothing to me but then the barrel museum I fell hard not surprising it is an erotic Lea charged atmosphere the curve of the slats the rivets the builds the bunghole okay I'm actually certainly near the sex talk now the bunghole is the least erotic part of the barrel it's simply functional sure sure sure she's your bunghole continue this is happening Jake and Amy are getting married tonight titled my sex tape yeah ah good morning captain Holt you're looking refreshed interesting I didn't sleep a wink let's just say Kevin no longer has me in the guest room nice my two dads straight smashing it sorry that's weird title your estate you

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Id: 2pGzHNZe8E8

Length: 10min 4sec (604 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 23 2020