Best Laughter Moments - Pokemon FireRed - Game Grumps Compilation [UNOFFICIAL]

why hello there I've [ __ ] my pants welcome to the world of Pokemon where I consist of my name is Oak oh I know I never I never I never well I never you'll see okay technology's incredible you can store and recall items of pokemons data via PC technologies crud week - [ __ ] robots now see you later wait I [ __ ] my pants yeah you need your Pokemon for your protection come with me I'm like downwind Devon I love the [ __ ] stick I never received the Charmander from Professor oh she's scratching I never put the potion away Gramps I'm smelling you later later is now though yeah isn't that weird did you ever think about how some day tomorrow is gonna be yesterday Wow later dork do you guys have any pot see ya pal a town all right so it's pallet palettes because all the cities were named after color cleansing the palette rainbow okay dork I like this guy look at [ __ ] purple rat no he's more like do you have a lighter I need to light my tail tail the light a long cigarette light do you want like a reveal shot I want you to know something about yourself what's that I forgot what but hold on it's very hot in this room and I think it's making us stupid I like this polka nurse is she is she like a classic one the long pink hair yeah I feel like I've seen her before in the cartoon they called her Nurse Joy oh yeah oh now I remember because she's in that space kid cartoon where it's like Springer but she was your points for support and she's like I like this roaches are cuter if you name them like I had one in my apartment in Philly and it was huge and I like we just came to an understanding but I wasn't gonna deal with it and it was just gonna live on the wall but it wasn't in my apartment it was like outside the door in the hallway and I named it Kevin no and after I name to Kevin like we got along a lot better that's good yeah I was like I can't what the [ __ ] man god damn it can't kill my nerd dude he did that's bullsh I'm catching a [ __ ] bug Pokemon good [ __ ] do it you know I think there's Pikachu's up here so I'm gonna catch a [ __ ] Pikachu we can get Pikachu and this should ski it like it's just Pokemon I'm familiar with that one you can always get a Pikachu it's Pokemon that's great so there are many Pikachu's yes go on about your dead fly so interesting ah just continue please [Laughter] one gallon zero healthy piece of [ __ ] yet you say hold it down check this [ __ ] out I never used pokeball or to rock out with my [ __ ] out when we show this this girl's gonna jam out with her clam out you never heard that no that's [ __ ] disgusting not disgusting it's a form of jamon it's a beautiful female form yeah but you can't [ __ ] called a clam that is the most unattractive [ __ ] term you could use no fish oh [ __ ] I could I could use it wait hold on I think there's a pokey oh god he's poisoned hey man - doc no I was too late he was a much heavier pot smoker at that time that I was and like maybe he should've lost weight for those who couldn't hear that we just executed the world's worst - how are you this is weird we're on a couch together did you gently fondling my scrotums did you did you have a great summer I - peanuts were walking through the park one was assaulted I put ratatatat into my Pandora lookbook yes and and I ended up getting a Daft Punk secret album well I think we figured out the neck in the name of our next Pokemon do we ever figure out what Taft's first name was well William Howard was it really and look it up I don't want to why not you have the free time lord knows I've got the free time look it up I don't have my stuff with me William Henry Howard Henry that's you those are three different answers no William Henry is one answer William Henry was William Henry Harrison that you think - you said Howard Taft Theodore Eleanor the hitter Delia just start naming chipmunks from alvin of the teeth I believe it's Simon Theodore attack it's it's Howard Henry Henry Howard it's not Korean Henry how we're gonna go check right there is my [ __ ] device then I'll go get it you're playing the game man fine look up I'm a big dumb kid yeah I told you right William Henry Howard Henry Taft what what were you saying to the lovelies so what you what you're not even gonna [ __ ] you're not you're gonna be like oh my god you almost got it you're just gonna come in and be like yeah whatever dude like you could have said like Greg Taft and you would have been just as close what the [ __ ] I said William Henry Taft and then I said Henry [Laughter] William Howard so I said William Henry and Henry Howard and you put the two together and what do you get Wow look at this guy Howard Henry Taff he looks like the Quaker Oatmeal guy Barry please put up a picture of him I'm sorry Chris Christie I don't even sorry so fat that's a girl named don't talk [ __ ] on him and his girlie girl man don't care about him I just care about his politics that's true you can have the girliest name of all and I want to give a gun wait Rock the guy I'm like who has like no eyes that dude he has eyes he just chooses not to use them like a car just crashes and like people like what the [ __ ] you doing could you like come out with like a blindfold I'm electing not to use my eyes oh dude my level-five wheedle is gonna kick your [ __ ] ass you - Geodude what is f NT mean FM t faint oh I thought about right [ __ ] nice tacit really nailed it buddy [ __ ] yeah it's right you [ __ ] paralyzed [ __ ] take that take that par fou haha make it happen captain tackle more likely doesn't do anything have you even float you don't have wings what are you magic you're not magic you're just a rock he's just a rock what are we get in that new couch so we can have guests Gramps would you shut up with the new couch thing I did a [ __ ] I didn't [ __ ] AMA on reddit yeah and everyone is like where's the new couch we're gonna buy the new couch and it's like me that's none of your business first of all that's where my butt's it's not yours it doesn't make different kinds of funnies well you know what like I gotta tell you I [ __ ] I feel like I have a little bit extra credence to ask that question considering I'm on the order as to sit next to the giant white undefinable stain I know what that is it's semen subscribe ow [Music] not very undefinable now is it yeah good news it's jizz the next question I could breed them and make more we Dalls if you're interested I am I want to say it would you like to keep them in a cave hold on let me my lotion and tissues next time on game grumps berry let me get my tissues next time on game I have had the occasional green poop as a result of too many Lucky Charms really yeah I don't know if that's aI don't know that's an overshare probably yeah it's like it's like click Green intertwining snakes it's like the [ __ ] blue cross bush it's like a rubber it's like snake eating its tail that's like the first time you could be like yo my [ __ ] tons think it's like oh you know what no it's back I'm so so excited about it what [ __ ] Cadbury cream eggs no you know like I was on with them dude I had a bed with them I had a big thing when I was a kid dude first of all I put them in my freezer right yeah because amazing idea yeah I would buy like a year's supply and stiff stuff in my freezer right you don't throw you all they've gotten smaller in a second of all I just don't I used to be so nostalgic for him right no not Aaron sometimes sometimes you just said this is agree to disagree disagree to disagree yeah I refused to disagree with you on this one because you're my friend but I'm disagree [Music] I'm saying all right all right you have the floor 30 seconds go Cadbury cream eggs are delicious you crack them open and there's a sugary surprise inside it's a little like chess but whatever everyone takes shot in the mouth from time to time and then it's a yoki delicious Center and then you eat the chocolate and you're like tasty and then you shove it up your butt oh do I sell time yeah you've got five seconds you can eat another one and shove a third one up your butt and they have caramel versions one second and you're done cool great here's my argument against them yeah gross the floor is yours I still got 58 minutes if you could lose one sense what would it be taste really yeah Wow I had a blue smell smell yeah well cos sight in here you need that [ __ ] you need smell and taste are the same though oh yeah cause of your olfactory senses huh huh huh so you could still smell food right right but you wouldn't be able to taste it so when you're eating it you'd still smell it so it's kind of like tasting it I say but if you're the smell wouldn't be able to taste anything right oh I never thought of that yeah and I thought of that right [ __ ] then I'd like to change my answer to taste there you go what if you're like it's too late and then you're just like what if you chose touch and you just had to float everyone you just have your self numb leg oh I can't feel nothing yeah Caterpie that sounds [ __ ] delicious doesn't it your two choices are cat or pie I'll take pie please well another one for pie too late we're gonna run out of pie at this rate what will splurt do no I would watch a Pikachu just ravish another girl but watch it I would use my string shot don't take it the wrong way take it the right way later kid that's just a feel-good party time high five brother high five are getting worse with every passing bag I like combining team names all right what's your best well lay it on my personal favorite is combining the Oklahoma Thunder with the Denver Nuggets and the Oklahoma City Thunder so you come up with the Oklahoma City Thunder Nuggets if you combine the Green Bay Packers and the Indianapolis Colts you get the Indianapolis Indianapolis sounds like a dessert at TGI Friday right I'll take the cockers place are your cockers so why is it [ __ ] what if he was like I'm gonna give you Brock to and you're just like hugs you look super tight yeah and you're like I gotta go anything yeah it's like you're taking damage from behind all right so there's this old guy I should be grateful for my long life never did I think I would got to see the world of Dragon ah the crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged till then jacket was a bro who as a crystal it gives me confidence at work home social situations etc nobody knows it's a Jo crystal put my bros see it it glows white while jerking it with a bud that's how I know this is real you can come over for as long as you want but I need a picture of you preferably wearing a crystal before I waste my time I am so [ __ ] sick of Rattata right now your foes weak get him bunt this [ __ ] is going down oh we got you at the quick attack I don't care I got with the poison stick how about that [ __ ] damn dude I'm scared purple did you see me like real back and close my eyes slightly to protect myself from your flailing arms just damn dude I'm scared if I had a million dollars I would blow it all on coke and hookers yeah if Christmas and oh [ __ ] if ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas that's what I was trying to say oh my god he has no ice you use a sonar c.a.p i VAR a Oh keep it Barra KB Barra uh-oh it's a why oh it's adorable I know it's adorable and they haven't made a pokey man based on it Jade on Hakeem designers get with it come on JB there it is the most premier animal in the animal kingdom but that's okay my mother will clean it up there he goes baby Oh chair million oh he's not as cute as you what it's like what a really cute like Asian baby gets a little older and you're like when you started having sex were you super scared of getting Susie pregnant I don't know if that's too personal question no cuz like when I when I started I was like whoa even if I shoot it like way over your head like I'm still super scared like this could still happen somehow no I was always safe about it that's probably the smartest way I was never never I was never uh they call it loose cannon a wick dipper a wick dip it dip in that wick oh no I'm sorry where do you draw the line between what's gross and what isn't having sex with ass and true ah is totally flying yeah that's that's what I'm saying dipping OH there's candles just it's just a candle reference it's just a visual this is like you just like that your wiener out and you're like here we go and let me just come out it's all like covered in goop and you're like I wish those were the sounds of actual sex [Music] wait can you do the hand fart every time you baby how can I show my love to you other than hello my name is Milton I am from Milton's Milton Factory Oh Milton I see you've created many Milton's from your military your Milton molds thank you for noticing I have many Milton's on sale for $39 apiece tell me something my name is Milton and I would like in Milton do you have Milton's yes really yes how many Milton's a lot a million Milton if you would like Milton I can get you them but 1 million may be asking too much ok you might want to go to a professional Milton manufacturers such as Maury Maury only makes Morris no he doesn't make me [ __ ] Maury I know he's has better prices than me nobody no mutant ok yes do you have milk chocolate milk please one more thing about that they melted my Milton yes not in my meal yes yes to both one thing I have to mention about Milton tell me this thing they are rare yes and they're very poisonous do not eat brie or [ __ ] do I need milk chocolate one I ate it do not eat what do I do now milk chocolate only for decoration yes you are dying don't use it you are dying currently right near first sign of dying is misunderstanding vowels they they call it Milton's melting oh it's a return what moves does it know scoot has kind of like the same like forehead her top of the head as bald bull he does yeah like he's been forced through a tube was just a good just a crazy nub like like when God was making him like and he was still in a moldable clay form I was like I have an idea somebody was like dude that looks stupid and he was like god yeah sorry maybe you didn't read the nametag oh cool maybe when your God will criticize you but for now [ __ ] face the whole time he's like watch this okay dead hey don't walk away from you [ __ ] it so he's like excuse me I got me a poker ball that big is a whale that's about to set [Music] as we get less familiar with the lyrics we know like we have less and less confident and got marrow dude I'm sorry kid literally just said the [ __ ] slow bro ah slow for a punch oh you blew it you blew it oh but he's so slow and he's a bro yeah maybe I could Jo with him we can charge our crystals together berry bring up the picture of the crystals good glow in that Jo crystal must have been a lot of positive energy at the sesh I used to have a Jo crystal similar to that one until TSA confiscated it they said it wasn't safe to bring in the plane on the count that it would interview with the plane's avionics I don't blame them me and my bro spent all Memorial Day weekend charging that Jo crystal of hosted by jihad girl 69 is a word why would you lie to me using good Barry powder I can make any kind of medicine now tell me have you any interest in Barry's yes why must you guys whoa yes misty she is gorgeous I would I would you know what I mean I absolutely would how old is she oh that's what I would not thirteen I would hear so Megalon oh my god no who Megalon is what I've never seen [ __ ] Star you would you prefer [ __ ] sake just chill out for a sec it's not gonna happen bro Barry keep this in you're gonna root that's right you're paralyzed [ __ ] finally she this quick attack come on [ __ ] my god this is a war of attrition very poor the entire history of the war of 1812 a war of attrition if I ever saw one high-five okay whatever I'm not mad at you I'm mad at Dan really are you mad at me I just yes totally okay cool I have a hundred percent matter you right now cool you know who else just met you it's super Barry Atkins oh he's like he's like I don't have the lung capacity to inhale in a shocked manner you see the last of clarf skies air dude that'd be Clark like a [ __ ] year did you really I completely zoned out at the church story like two trainers City series that's amazing I'm so lost well is that Clark's first guy wait what happened to miss it did we beat Brock [Music] it's really embarrassing Oh Bellsprout I know this guy from Y was like it must be we've been fighting him for a while Bellsprout great though just look at him he's like why am i this my parents must have really hated me to want to give me life as he fancies what drove him nuts was that the pamphlet he found where it was it was by open a nature ologist I believe was the term and he was like that's not a duck and it's not a real thing Mike okay but this guy says he has his end date he was like that's not a real degree and then you pointed out that nd could actually stand for not a doctor I've got my nd I don't know why I'm sending out my rock pokémon against the fighting pokémon yeah check out the biceps no check out these biceps Brian and I were talking about that he was like what's the worst way you've ever broken up with a girl I was like there's no worst way like you just you just be honest and upfront and like respectful and you do it he's like I think the worst way to do it would be just a texture you and I are done Yin rings I think you might have a point yeah I think that is the worst way I think that's a pretty [ __ ] bad don't do that people at home yeah and don't especially don't in fact you know what's say that it's from the kids don't incorporate done Yin rings into your life except when you're done eating onion rings yeah all right check this out down in beaches gotta hold down and be gotten got him got him got him he's done he's mine that's that's another one that's one more and oh he's gone [ __ ] you Abra you think you're hot [ __ ] but you wait doc just cuz you can teleport like an [ __ ] Star Trek Scotty beam me up watch you beam up my dick in your mouth oh [ __ ] kikuna one dicta beam here's the thing that your question goodbye kikuna I'm just imagining like Scotty in the in the [ __ ] in the beaming Bay or whatever the hell they call it any like beams in and it's just a dick whoa whoa I may have [ __ ] up captain it's been colorized Mitterrand sake hey I've been meaning to tell you something [Laughter] stop by a Hager what's his name you know look at his [ __ ] face he's just like you you looking at my knob I'm checking out my hiker knob he's from a trainer I can't catch oh [ __ ] I keep forgetting about that yeah all right trainers like their Pokemon right and if you try to take them away from them they don't like you what if you just punch them in the face repeatedly and then they're down on the ground like Spartans [ __ ] up a lot of [ __ ] for somebody's poisoned that's because Blart is is the man does not [ __ ] around he doesn't Nordisk no it's been he's been on the back burner for a while and now it's time versus his sledge time for him shine yeah SCH I was like I saw the like the blink of like I got you saw the like one gear in my head go I never initiated the teleporters cell separator and Bill always remained at the end end of game alright next game drugs we're gonna be playing but party 78 yes there's 78 of them [ __ ] yeah I'm going on the SS and [ __ ] what do you think of that I don't what are we talking about done what God we're gonna fake a dog what is happening right now yo the SS 10 the SS a flop it all over the cash is the best [ __ ] cruiseliner you'll ever be on not only do they have Pokemon yeah but they got filet mignon that Creek I hear there are lots of trainers on board to the parents on strangest because he is now playing Pokemon upside down with his legs hanging over the [ __ ] top of the couch they invited me to their party but I can't stand fancy dues somebody said that is what he said fancy dues why don't you go instead of me go on and have a good time great job all right bye oh hey Jen let's say very hard hold on I have to flip the controller what is that that is drowsy and I will [ __ ] thank you not to make fun of them why is he waist deep and [ __ ] because he's a tapir dude dude you know what okay here's the thing about these you know you're speaking the truth dog truth bomb decimated that town with that truth bomb dog yo people are crying indebted [ __ ] because of how much truth you suit saying yeah generations from now babies [Laughter] yo okay here's here's the deal with Dairy Queen I'll say it goddamn so they have those like famous dipped cones right yes and it's chocolate dipped right yes there are only some Dairy Queens that have [ __ ] butterscotch dip are you were so happy that [ __ ] was insane and she was like you know I can double dip it for you and I was like I don't know I don't know exactly what you said but it was something like do you guys like do the butter butterscotch dips here she said yeah we could do butterscotch and you were like no [ __ ] way all right so I promised you guys a voicemail from my dad uh-huh here goes he wanted to congratulate me on getting five million hits on Luigi's ballot which is very exciting for him wait Luigi dawn is five million hits yeah in that crazy [ __ ] serious yeah Matt whoa I like we don't check it our parents do not [ __ ] with me oh my god I know thank you everybody I know especially for my dad he's like [Laughter] congratulations on five million five if you were answer if you were anti pencil would you be a racist to the look in your eyes where you hit my day when you said that it was just like pure like yes I did it you saw everyone's a witness hug it when sleeping warm and cuddly spectacular ravishing oops look at the teeth I'm sorry I said what the [ __ ] is that it's a Diglett you idiot she looks like a little [ __ ] whack-a-mole he's a little whack-a-mole but you know what he is underneath the ground uh oh that's what it is that poor girl's got her face yeah that one that one that one right there it's a stanky flat giant yeah giant stinky flower finds its roots Jalan Cine it does not photosynthesize but rather uses the host plant to obtain water and nutrients don't like a fungus yeah yeah that's why they're not leaves Wikipedia wouldn't lie except for that one time when I told that story on grumps that I told my parents I'd dug the Qumran caves in Israel and someone changed the Qumran caves Wikipedia article to say I remember looking up the Wikipedia for Dane Cook and it was like an unfunny Gaylord this is not real again it's very real you're keeping it a - real Wikipedia cut some slack just the confidence that you like hit the tiber it started the episode with I was like he's got something something good this is gonna be a strong open 300 [ __ ] there's [ __ ] three piglets oh look man the [ __ ] Ziggler cave can suck my nuts my butt nuts to be exact yeah goddamn it yeah I don't want to fight another [ __ ] [ __ ] this piece of [ __ ] popping out of the ground like a goddamn whack-a-mole getting all up in my face of this big Rudolph red-nosed Jesus Christ leave me out of the cave [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] if you're gonna leave me somewhere reindeer games and [ __ ] Jesus yeah oh wow another giggling that was that's weird so impressed Hey look that's [ __ ] standing in my way right Arina trap like oh no I'm paralyzed in here from a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] race event coming out oh [ __ ] big lips have you a good goddamn [ __ ] Diglett here we go babies of luxury high tides and next time on game grumps and what Oh No Mac the lever don't pull it ah [ __ ] is wrong with you no don't let loose the marmoset god that water came right through my nose behind my eye hey what's up old man journey far and wide but in all my travels never seen all my pokemon sleep like this one it was something check out what i fished up oh I hope it's your [ __ ] ball sack out of your balls actually that's closer than fishermen Dale oh yeah do you think that they actually Oh check out what I fished up and it's a fish good one yeah God mom we're bright and I tell you about that the TIG Notaro sketch there's a good one robot TIG Notaro is an amazing comedian comedienne and she she has this thing called a good one robot which is a robot that thanks good one robot oh snap this Goldeen is gonna get [ __ ] up by my Beedrill my blunt oh yes yeah he's just so much punctuation no I gotta come up with jokes on the fly dog not on the bee damn damn all right [Laughter] I just remember that one time yeah I think you made like a really really racist joke does it make yeah you're like right and then you put your hand up and there was just this like deafening silence yeah oh yeah that's because we're like even we were like I don't think that was kind of Tanzania is my favorite place to be that has the Tanzanian devil oh look at this thing this he's adorable I know he's growlithe he's a cute little puppy dog and I'm gonna [ __ ] him up okay here we go you got to do something to all of them what you gotta do something you gotta do you got a blank the mall oh I don't know what to do blow yeah [ __ ] you gotta [ __ ] them off smack yeah yeah you got a turn snack them give cereal - got it gives cereal to a mom I'm amazed this hasn't caught on with the kids we're running out of cereal I only bought one box poke it was family size but still Pokemon is like created by Cheerios and the Kellogg's I prefer amnesia what are you talking about those are horror games that are popular on me oh yeah now I see the top level let's players not us we are mid to low level mark if you're listening to this sorry I'm not sorry I walk them in the buckle and I'll fight you right now for them ready here we go [Music] Oh No stop [ __ ] you go to solitary traveler he caught on his journeys what does that mean I don't know what that means I think I read it wrong I'm going to kill you alright say what you will about what the world is because you I'm trying as hard as I can to communicate with you okay go for it well that's that sentence in and of itself made no sense alright I'm I'm listening as much as I want I promise I am paying attention exactly the capacity of what I feel like I'm doing I'm going as hard as I can to understand the things water said next time we go to the Natural History Museum and we go to the rocks and minerals exhibit and like that little like dark booth we're like you hit the black fluorescent light all the rocks close yeah I'm gonna be like whoa positivity of the stache check out the glow on that Jo crystal must have been a lot of positive energy it's a second I had a jo crystal just like this one she's like gather people around but it was confiscated by the TSA oh I don't blame the mouse that Jo crystal of mess of the plants avionics am i right you guys enjoying a museum Rob Zombie's smart man he was always a smart dude I I saw him at ass fest 99 Wow yeah it's pretty rock and roll was he [ __ ] amazing he I still remember he came out on stage and he was like welcome to Lilith Fair we have a very powerful array of lesbian folk music oh my god such a random way to start a concert man yeah there is funny white zombie sorry I just had to get yeah [Laughter] Magnum might not make it out of prison alive yeah that was that was I was like what how do you want me to write the song and you were like so like do it like that Wow did I really give you the Magnemite line yeah that was yours oh sorry no feel proud chandelure into a deadly trap was all me though oh I'm full credit for that I'm accepting all the [ __ ] party [ __ ] that come as a result oh [ __ ] party [ __ ] yeah that's most festive kind promise to tell a little story yesterday all right low sir he's a gamer that guy yeah he's got a little like a little game system with them that's like probably a gameboy advance that's what that is it's not it's not a it's not the game like where he has the three cups and like the ball is under one cup but he only has one cup I'm gonna go broke at this rate my tricks are not working ooh mommy has a mild but lasting aftertaste that is difficult to describe it induces salivation and a sensation of furriness on the tongue wool stimulating the throat the roof and the back of the mouth by itself ooh mommy is not paddle palatable sorry but it makes a great variety of foods Pleasant especially in the presence of a matching aroma what the [ __ ] yeah it's really [ __ ] miss smells like the most vague [ __ ] description I've ever heard you know and it has a picture of this Japanese guy oh good old key kunai akkada yeah Barry put him up that's the father of umami action damn and Barry give him a word bubble that's like umami [ __ ] so yeah like I'm [ __ ] driving and in New Jersey there's a place called the Menlo Park Mall and around the Menlo Park Mall there are these old train bridges from like the 18th or 19th century and they're stone and they're lower to the ground than everything else and I have then other bridges I should say hello and at this point in my life I've never driven any kind of truck before so I just never put it together that those yellow signs with numbers on them on a bridge indicate how high that bridge is and how that corresponds to the truck you're driving and what Canon can't fit under it so like I start driving under this thing and it's the the road is sloping downwards so as I'm going under the tunnel like the the roof of the car the roof of the truck rather is getting farther away from the the bridge I'm like oh this is good and then like halfway underneath the road starts cave-like curving back up and I'm like oh this is less good this is very snug and all of a sudden you're like what that sound was was a puppy dog trapped in the back he just wanted a little bit of love the end it was [ __ ] pipes and stone girders and [ __ ] [ __ ] leaks during the roof of the u-haul truck I bet I could just [ __ ] get out of this but flooring it it's so like a floor it's like it looks like a pee-pee coming out of a butt hole wait why specifically a butt hole because it's brown I see your game yeah you get it could just be a black guy's dick I saw the look on your face like just like all the emotion just drain away sudden do you thought yes which turned snack out with but nuts you it I got to take out this old man huh when I was in the Army lieutenant Serge was my strict Co it was a hard taskmaster I loved popcorn do you have any pecans I could really go for some pecans right now lieutenant Serge was the toughest man in the regiment my favorite color is blue what's yours [ __ ] rap okay yes wins tomorrow well mommy is a flavor can you imagine like fields of Pokemon just like dying oh that is sad just [ __ ] fighting for their their master yeah and just like a Pikachu with like a thousand yard stare smoking a cigarette he says is he harmony a religious one no you know mine is just a dating site okay where's gene mingle is that so what I'm thinking is thinking of Christian mingle yeah this guy have a soulmate for you oh look at gross people online I find out I love it's like if that's the question then why are you even asking it right it's like just gotta have a soulmate for you it's like no one staple them charts that goes evolving oh my god what what's he gonna involve into it's gonna evolve into [ __ ] gravel or do you better be a [ __ ] fennec fox oh my god here he comes thx can ask you D club question alright go ahead what was there ever did anyone ever like grab anyone else's junk no okay no that sounds respectful yeah no we weren't gay about it okay of course not where was was junk ever like made fun of for being small no we all had pretty much huge dicks Wow yeah well right then it was a very fortunate like close it is a lucky break because I can't tell you what it would be like if there was a there was a small wiener no one wants to be the tiny dick guy in that in the D class exactly yeah so we all had huge dicks and no there was no touching right except for the time you touch dicks with that guy I mean the only time I guess there was a little bit of dick teasing you're like oh my god one time never live it down there was one time of dick teasing because people who call me brontosaurus so there you go like wait explain that one again because it's like a long neck with a giant head no but tiny head wait that's not no yeah the first one okay like it kind of have like a looking like a dinosaur like you know how you would draw like a brontosaurus that's that's what my dick looks like that's fantastic we're just two uniquely dict guys [ __ ] hang and I just have dicks galore yeah here we got we get Oh ladies six four days gentlemen [ __ ] four days over here oh yeah it takes four takes four days yeah that sounds like a [ __ ] charity terrible charities hey it's for the kids just I have no pants come on it's for the kids how could we do an improv sense donation wow who is the master of my dick the answer is within your heart I thought you were gonna say grab wait I'm back here I can't I can't deal I can't [ __ ] welcome back to gearbox I'm going up this [ __ ] ladder right here let where am I show me the map I need to know where but that's the wrong map give me the second level of the map because I'm [ __ ] lost right mm-hmm would it help if I seven eight is here please New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick no I think it's fly away and girls stop by for the Sun for the summer All Right girls chrome being fit thank you okay there's a baekje you know what it was okay I think I have something that'll make you happy okay good cuz I need something for those who don't know I mean which would be anyone watching this Erin and I just started the recording Erin for various reasons is on the brink of insanity and we're just gonna power through it we're gonna power through some Pokemon today don't don't make it sound like yeah like it's [ __ ] agony I love Pokemon guys I love it [Applause] Pokemon makes me sick and I don't think it's why when a girl goes up and she says been twigs in trails to make fires and her name is picnic you Sophia she's got a Jigglypuff I send out [ __ ] then I use absorb honor I use absorb on it so [Music] [Applause] but all of my mom's drug stories will be like yeah I just accidentally got high like I was just at a party and like I thought it was a cigarette and it was it was weed it was laced with it was laced with Mary Jane and then I was walking home and I tripped and I fell face-first into a patch of mushrooms yeah with my mouth wide open and my teeth ready to chew off that's that second was not sure my mom never did mushroom you know when you're when you're lying in a bed with a girl like perhaps your your post lovemaking and like you're both super relaxed and you're sort of like falling asleep in each others arms and then you're just like what do you have like a [ __ ] like a whoopee cushion what that you like sort of slowly just try to rely how like it's a it's a relaxation sorry it's your ass like two really thick pieces of ham I was like before the episode started I was like Aaron do you need me to keep the map okay as I ya know though ya know like cool fully established what your options for can you run this by me again yeah ya know ya know which one is it yeah amazing you still haven't answered you want me to keep it open or not okay cliff Aries poison so she's gonna die son of a [ __ ] no I'm not well yeah come on dude no I don't need it dude I don't okay well had some guy once feel up a girl over me I was I there was a girl next to me and I was sleeping next to the girl and then the guy next to me felt her up over me that's she was awake right yeah no no she was not yeah that's incredibly uncool yeah I got pretty mad at that guy for a lot Sarita I don't like I talk to him anymore hot legs bad that's the worst got hot legs every day oh damn take off your jeans I you want me to go for it oh man all the tumblr girls are going crazy oh my god here's penis there it is Wow that's a large penis wait hold on let's get a sound effect dad are you dead Dan's eating ice Dan's eating ice here we go okay guys hey welcome wait what I'll [ __ ] kill you sorry I wish you guys could smell my farts today I'm glad you can't how come you smellivision doesn't exist ah because it's a [ __ ] terrible idea why they used to have things like that in the 80s I don't know if they kept doing them where like you would go to 7-eleven and you get like a little pad and it would have like six squares and they were all scratch and sniff square uh-huh for a show that was airing like later that week and then like when you would watch the show like something would happen like I don't know it's like make a cake and then they'd be like sniff Square to now and then like you'd scratch it you sniffing smelly cake and that's kind of like smellivision what the [ __ ] that's the stupidest [ __ ] thing I've ever heard okay well then maybe I'll just go it's not you didn't do it dan you're acting as if I would care here's the secret guys I don't I'm always not caring that was an Avengers reference I hope you guys picked up on that and saw spoiler cuz the Hulk says it at the end when he reveals why he's always angry hey Dan Taryn I knew you'd come back I knew you'd come crawling back did you say that [ __ ] this is not a spoiler but someone says it at the very end no but I heard it there's a door I can I bring it up [ __ ] come on Aaron I can't go through seven episodes of you just farting no that's the first time I farted dude don't give me that [ __ ] you've been fighting non-stop all day I hadn't Simon not since I met you has been one long day that I can't wait to see this one dreamish day Oh Polly doesn't smell I'm asleep wake up you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh God and what like do you eat farts it's more likely than you think [Laughter] haven't you raided my pantry before what kind of food could you possibly eat to produce that same smell well the sound just comes from [ __ ] airborne your farts are a $0.05 experience a sixth sense experience something in [ __ ] India is like [Music] let's say hypothetically I was looking to build a leopard pit in my house with bury a gold [ __ ] dime I'm not know what you why why so offended I thought were [ __ ] friends I'm sorry no I'm sorry I'm sorry I thought you're the kind of person who's supported my dreams and if my dream is to have a [ __ ] gold ass leopard pit right between my room and Barry's room that Barret well I mean closer to Barry's room because I want him to have to leap over it to get to the bathroom I hmm and then if he falls in then whoops more entertainment for me it wouldn't even fit he's here apartments a [ __ ] shoebox whoa how dare you first of all it's a house secondly that's the kind of talk that's gonna get you right now you smell really bad right you smell god-awful yeah like there's actually like a two-foot radius in any direction that I can't get I can't break you've been having your knee this close to me it's like woof the crotch smell that is a rank name rank 20 oh that shit's corporal corporal welcome back to Zubat there he is yes look at him what would he say if his if he found out that his son was dealing drugs based on his expression yeah what do you think he would say if he found out that his favorite flavor of ice cream wasn't available at the grocery store that he was at right now Barry put up as you bet [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] Prady yo I'm a good gambler you know I don't want to quit I quit when it gets boring believe well I don't know what do you believe you believe in God Jesus Franklin why would you put up a picture thank you surely one of the founding fathers Franklin the turtle he never watched it you do [ __ ] lie I don't even know where you're talking dude Clifford the bitter egg liver the bitter egg dog that's what birth control does it gives you bitter eggs she was like why do people always say like you need to get some balls when you're talking about courage like balls are small and sensitive really would see you really want to get strong you should try a vagina these things take a pounding yeah what a badass lady come on become a vagina I did it go I thank you I will because it golden girl stop being such a little sensitive dangling balls and [ __ ] [ __ ] up can that be the new game drums rallying cry yeah yo [ __ ] up everybody dumb down for that totally down for it really that Bellsprout yeah man looks crazy knows for [ __ ] bad-ass right yeah he sucks you in and he sucks your juice out of you super potion oh that's like your we're in a business meeting laughs and like someone just made a terrible joke that barely registers his joke but you can tell it's a joke so you gotta laugh know that it's it's that laugh is more like no that's patronizing like the other one could be construed as like yeah like I I actually found that funny that one oh yeah no I like that like the like oh yeah you should have [ __ ] though it's tangela like it's her name Angela like Angela the tangelo no I'm [ __ ] asking you I don't god damn it by pulling your Shadow of the Colossus laughing I don't know maybe you should find out get'em destroy do it you did it it allows my Pokemon to use strength out of battle what does that mean it means I can move I gotta move blocks and boulders and things oh [ __ ] and I got [ __ ] Giga Drain Joe Oh wouldn't you agree that it's amazing move yes they would I'm gonna use it right now [ __ ] news right now he's right [ __ ] now you don't seems that [ __ ] you don't even know what [ __ ] going on with me I'm a book [ __ ] I'm an HM 2001 [ __ ] imma [ __ ] go to the Giga Drain this is base power 60 come on [ __ ] I'm gonna use that [ __ ] ready Jews ready holy [ __ ] I live teaches to [ __ ] lots of gigs it is Kayla's four moves to die Ashley a movie what movie forgotten oh [ __ ] I don't want to get rid of any of these I learn [ __ ] good right it's a hell it works just mash a CD into the forehead like I know this now it's like the matrix dude thinking she looks like [ __ ] Kramer from Seinfeld hey Jerry Hill drop the soap scoop okay so okay this coughing like while you're reading like the walk around wants to do next it looks like this coughing closely go ahead and read always I see London I see France I'm going to insert did he want poop did he want um yeah [ __ ] like any poop I hope like I hope we become so jaded that like we become crotchy old men like three years from now huh it'll just be like so hey get me a monster I'm thirsty and she'll be like don't you sass me woman sharp you freeloading prick I bought this floating glass and compass rocket-powered ship with the money that I want the business that I built with my bags and burial Billy why do you guys talk like that did you see that coughing's going to do a tackle not very effective gonna use rocks or threw some rocks at him he is dead this is boring wait come back what that looks like the world's shittiest game of hangman is it the [ __ ] give a [ __ ] wait is it is it still part of the poké flute oh I'm still go down nevermind I don't want to place I don't need your [ __ ] stupid dumbass help yeah don't go on the computer and [ __ ] patronize me with your information I got a I got a bone to pick with you welcome back to booty flakes shoop shoop shoop I'm a little ballerina twirling around that's the bone to pick oh [ __ ] I [Music] smell her whatever dude he's lucky he fainted I wish I could faint right now well I don't you all Spartan your face I got another one coming for you oh please don't your [ __ ] no choo-choo trains coming through oh that was a choo choo train nah that's the do you like turn on like on channel 358 yeah it'll be like a Japanese so proper and into Chinese at the bottom and you're like oh thank you you know my favorite sound effect for a boner is that like the arrow shot into a wall thing like oh just zip it down like don't mind me that's just my huge penis alright sorry oh geez I left my Magnum condoms out my magnums do with the magnums this is bad I'm gonna need five of them I wish they made [ __ ] magnums where you could cut them open and then like tape them all together into one giant Magnum they call the page bombs am i right am i right ladies I ever used Peters it borders on deformity next time on be a gross it's all just a joke yeah no one I used to have these anole lizards when I was a kid do you know them yeah we have in Florida yeah a little green guys they weren't native but they were brought over like from Cuba or some [ __ ] oh yeah they're one of those lizards like you need to and all of a sudden you have a population of thousands yeah they were the worst because like they they would just like hang out like on the edge of the sidewalk right and then if you would just like go by on your bike they were like waiting there I was just imagined one of them was just like well it's been a hard day's work and my job that I've spent years and years working my way up to the top and I better go home to my two daughters and my beautiful wife and bike sorry more ettan Lloyd I didn't mean to you just took it out at my parents dude we just counted my parents no people are gonna know the names and they're gonna send them birthday wishes and [ __ ] no Barry go back and put put Charlotte Denise over Aaron's parents names but have Aaron saying it so it goes from my boys to his I didn't have to feel the pain sorry Cheryl and Denise I didn't mean to you just looking out at my parents dude there is like l-little you can put into your voice that like denotes quotation marks isn't there it's like oh oh like in our professional life yeah yeah definitely wait let me do it myself gastly is a scary pokum well that was funny and also there's a rapidly developing hole in the crotch of your your pajama pants right now well I thought you were gonna go on oh okay no it was more of that statement it was just it was the humor of just like it was as if your pants were telling me like I mean you can say something but no one really has to know that I was just making sure that your parents on the other end in a dorodango is a shiny ass ball now that you make out of a shiny ass ball or shiny ass ball I mean however you want to interpret d'Oro dong anyway yeah before you rudely I've missed you it's a bit it's New Zealand first alright a different country cool cool on you anyway keep saying okay so I had a wonderful time and you should all go if you get a chance it's one of the coolest places in the world really did they have climate problems no why would that be a thing as you said it was one of the coolest places in the world I went to Hobbiton did you yeah that was really like meaningful for a nerd like myself what happened there not a lot did you meet Frodo you are talking like someone who has not seen the movie will I can't remember his name but big guy from Saturday Night Live and and he's like Han I really love your guys thing like you know you you say like you're from some stupid country no one cares about like New Zealand and then like everyone's interested in your band so where you guys from like you studied Julliard or something and I like New Zealand he's like New Zealand I love it Lord of the Rings Frodo the ring sorry I was always gonna say was when I kicked off my socks between episodes there it went right into my empty Slurpee cup but not so empty that there won't be Slurpee on my socks do you think they called it lavender town because all of the ghost Pokemon are lavender is that possible I don't know I don't know either did I just blow everybody's [ __ ] minds yeah your [ __ ] minds plan it was it was it called lavender and them in Japanese what uh what is lavender Japanese what does that rat Moo dah sake Ravin doll do they not reverse the oils in the eyes if you went to New Zealand young you were like I'm gonna open up a mirai ah what would you name it what it like that's not how open up our eyes McDonald's franchise but if you did it what would you call it Mariah Carey dude this is what we're on the same stupid page yeah I'm simultaneously glad that you were on the same wavelength as me and do you think gastly stands for go Aaron suck tasty lollipops sorry I'm a bit up on the fly did your phone just go off yeah who's texting me at this crazy hour of night tell whoever's texting you is better be good to go [ __ ] die is it is it Brian [ __ ] better than this better people wait wait who whoa okay it's my friends from New Zealand Oh which makes sense because over there it's like 4:00 in the afternoon and here it's like whatever literally in the morning I don't know yeah I don't know either it's very late time is like a nebulous concept to me now that's for sure I just wake up and I'm like day-night yeah and then I work and I'm like wow it's sleep area days and weeks blend together in such a way that I have truly no understanding of the world around me or control over my life today's month errs it's my favorite day of the week Wednesday build web nester day which is actually easier to say that when's today which kind of sounds like you're saying you have to fight his henchmen first huh yeah but I mean is it really so bad I mean it is if you [ __ ] die lose all your jams yeah but is it really so bad Aaron's getting in my face and like winking really this is gonna work out poorly though isn't it you owe me a [ __ ] give you a [ __ ] or something yeah cuz I'm not alright I can't remember who it is would you stop stop doing the motion no one can see it it's creepy it's the sound of my hand going up and down you're slippery yeah alright God is that right I didn't know what a [ __ ] was [Laughter] surprised have you ever farted and just been like whoa what happened very feel free to edit this out if this is an embarrassing story but last node oh okay cool exactly ten minutes so we can't remove anything without like being too short for an episode we believe in your house last night and you know like your stairs off your porch are really [ __ ] janky yeah and like he fell a little bit and twisted his ankle and and so he's lying on the ground he's like [ __ ] I sprained my ankle I was like are you serious are you okay because just like yeah I'll probably be alright on the ground clutching his ankle guess I'll be alright dilating I told you [ __ ] is the bastard yeah I meant to say master but then like my meanness of my nose made me say bad and then I just ran with it I told you [ __ ] was the product of an illegitimate coupling my least favorite thing in the world but I'm like emojis in the way and I'm like trying to step over and then he gets scared and then he runs into where I'm stepping and I'm like ah and then and I'm like wow all over to scare some more like bird's-eye view of this situation it's just me going in what's going what are you thinking what I'm thinking probably not oh let's just say it at the same time in the count of three ready okay one two three let's get it talking but peanut butter dick Oh coffee to me is like a means to an end you know oh you just need to inject the caffeine into your vein exactly like if you drink just coffee by itself it just tastes like dirt I like my coffee black [Music] that's it what else is there to that statement just in making a statement of math it's like I like my coffee like I like my women very very nice lots of milk and sugar I like my coffee like I like my racism constant and every morning no return to men's whatever sometimes Aaron [ __ ] [Laughter] have you named your nuts no really I will now and mom miner Alpha and Omega wait which one's alpha the left one which one's Omega [Laughter] next why do they call them Trapper Keepers if they don't keep trappers amazing question like like you open it and there's just a guy who like catches beavers for a living like oh my god [Laughter] thank God I was dying in there they never convention for convicted felons called con-com yeah okay okay I should have got this Star Wars to rout con god oh you're gonna start trek - yeah oh did I say Star Wars you did Oh embarrassing yeah you're gonna get comments up the wazoo yeah yeah I I love them both I never understood that like you have to choose one of the other dear Daniel yeah today I watched Pokemon episode whatever the [ __ ] this one is and I regret to inform you that you were incorrect and you're telling them a joke about Star Trek you said Star Wars when in fact the movie that you were thinking of was Star Trek to the movie starring Captain Kirk please include $20 in your response I need bus fare Jim the big-ass bird has a bureau that beekeeper that beekeepers keepin a lot of birds [ __ ] up with that right maybe I'll the birds ate his bees and then he was like well this is better yeah well huh I'm not gonna look this gift horse in the mouth no weird that like at least once a day or your hand is just like touching your [ __ ] just like right up in there oh I had the voice-to-text and I got I got a message from my New Zealand friend hope your journey home was as good as it possibly could be missing you heaps already and I responded with I know I love you too I've thought about you like a hundred times and while I was laughing oh god I had some chocolate tea and it's [ __ ] with my chocolate it was in your cupboard my friend I don't buy the tea do you think I buy the tea is that Suzy is that was the Suzy's all it's the [ __ ] tea table where all people spell like depends why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers why because they can't even first of all you're very handsome smoother group second of all I love your voice third of all let's hang out yeah fifth of all where's the fourth of all yeah I forgot what strong against poison somebody's gonna be like oh it's [ __ ] whatever ground but I don't know oh god stop but it's the worst because oh he is weak against ground I should change while I was in chuck-e-cheese at one time they were playing a video Chucky's himself the giant mouse guy dancing around on a shitty green screen background like the kind like that was like an early 90s background at the type of background like from pump up the jam by techno trot yeah we're like weird Technicolor yeah and it's just him dancing around to the song like it's hip to be square it's ironic now because I realized that all the teenagers that were older than me at that chuck-e-cheese were on drugs the guy in the Chucky suit that would be the ultimate irony the guy in the Chucky suit dancing in the hip to be square video just [ __ ] up on square [ __ ] I gotta go get some [ __ ] potions oh god what I'm so bored you're bored I'm bored I know I'm bored with how poor you are yeah kind of down with Beedrill I never saw he's like ten pixels tall all I ever heard about was the UM that story about the story about I think it was in China they were like shipping a beached whale and then and then like in the middle of the streets it was so hot that it just exploded on the like in like intestines and [ __ ] were just all over the city people came from far and wide to look at it not because it exploded but because it had such a huge penis I was doing like a glass a glass cutting class okay I like him I don't even know what the word is I was young it was like a stain like how to create stained glass windows and [ __ ] like that and they give you like the knife that's like a little wheel it's like like what you cut pizzas with but on a smaller scale that's a glass cutter and I cut like my I read over my hand but I guess I hit like some kind of like vein or artery I call a murder snare for sure protune anyway his Eevee evolved into Flareon but Oreo and I wonder why wow what a conversationalist alone puttering aimlessly around this room well I was hoping I'd make some friends in here I just made new enemies my flavy on turned into a monkey Snerd I won't stand for this that's Morgan Freeman oh yeah I guess just like Batman wanna come back and he's like the [ __ ] man we're in a meeting right now he's like oh sorry I just kind of slipped the most amazing way for a secret identity to get blown like they're just all out of dinner or even what the [ __ ] at Bruce Wayne's oh [ __ ] I'm not easy easy doesn't movie - his eyes are open I can't make a move but he needs that mustard you better get get busy passing [Laughter] another ice goes dead silent like a fork drops Bruce Wayne's the only one who [Laughter] finally gets like shoulders hunched a little bit like in the skies just like a suffice to look what's waiting for you Batman come back the whole [ __ ] town hears about it like you like show something it's like Commission I go around he's like alright Bruce and he's like what I'm gonna shoot this thing up in the air and flies off is everybody doing this establish Bruce Wayne is just like [ __ ] like filling out form across Batman I just need a roll of stamps hey Batman yeah Batman the one in the suit Bruce Wayne you know Batman way I I'm sorry I'm I'm sorry I have to do a friend they're driving home in like dead silence like to imagine like everybody's staring at him and Bruce Lloyd it's got like the look of death in his eyes and what Morgan Freeman's like oh but on the other hand I really mean those sorry not sorry so chillax we don't [ __ ] stamps and maybe we'll talk it out oh good the exam again grabs wrong McDonald comes out he's like hey what's going on guys and grimace is like why am I here yeah and then hamburger I was like are you really my friends and then when Hamburglar didn't shave he was like stop stop being immature at the dinner table was his milk he was all like Baba and his brothers like jury trouble to your room mister on the double topple science class when somebody was like so how do you think we take pictures of these galaxies he's like Hubble I'm literally surrounded on all sides by a cloud of your fart like a brownish a brownish haze yeah it's like like a STONER movie but like turn up the color contrast and turn down the tint yeah and instead of everybody being happy there it was like this what it farts got you high oh no this is really the hit the riddle alright okay there's a guy and there's two doors and he says the first one is the right door but he always tell how [ __ ] I remember a woman in two men okay women two men are drinking iced tea alright and they are they all they all drink it the guys the guys drink it quickly of the woman drinks it slowly oh but only all three are poisoned but only she dies why because the poison was in the ice cubes next time working groups a woman's drinking poison what as she dies what why did she die sure your work a guy stops a girl on the street mm-hmm he asks her out she says [Laughter] seriously of a nice guy my first dog was named what are Magikarp good job thanks man too many that's his license plate yeah what did I [ __ ] just say I was like use it on turn snack out and you were like yeah but I got to do that alright turn snack out as long as I thought of it it's a good idea I'm gonna withdraw I have water come on and it is going to be Goldy it's gonna be this one I'm sorry that's really funny supersonic who the [ __ ] wants to know that I don't know wait I could have gotten rid of flail I screwed it up supersonic actually pretty useful I need to sit I need to set the hot key to my map okay as you can do that that's cool [ __ ] I [ __ ] it up I'm so sorry dad [ __ ] cider oh yeah you wanted one of these oh my god my [ __ ] dick is like hitting the roof right now go get him go get him Oh dig can you dig it I can't iron I'm gonna need your razor game Oh check it out get him you're no good good whizzed it your defense harshly fell dude I need you to narrate my life whoever's who ever is uh editing this just say hello but do it in your color text so I know who it is okay hi hi Blu Evan 11 where the L come from Larry new at our new editor Larry hey Larry the neighbor from Three's Company I love your red Comic Sans I'm 17 it'd be awesome if we had like I don't know like our editors had like a fake third persona named Larry with red text and he was just like he could like they could live out all their like dick fantasies not their dick fantasies but like they're being a dick fantasies like towards us like nice [ __ ] joke [ __ ] and like we can't do anything because we won't know who was responsible for Larry Larry the red Comic Sans and green drop shadow text your choice Larry I like her rather do long is very strong really yes extremely strong I'd love to slap you with my dude gone all right next to my gig Rove oh it's just in such a hurry to get the hook at it oh my god douche bag you really he's [ __ ] you up you've been fighting him for like two minutes now yeah pull your [ __ ] together Ash Jesus sorry oh Jesus Christ looks like you're peeing and sneezing on him what jeans I wear as is that right yeah [ __ ] old Navy like he did supporting their Navy which political supporters you supporting through your pants and you're like yes I don't know if I ever told this story I gave you go you might as well alright it's too late now this is one of my darkest times in US history oh [ __ ] I was very poor uh-huh I I worked at [ __ ] Disney World right and apparently no accident planner so here's the deal Toys R Us was selling elite beat agents on sale elite beat elite beat agents I don't know it was acted Nintendo DS game okay it was selling that on sale for seven dollars because they had like a billion other so I bought a bunch of it okay and Walmart was still selling them for $30 a piece right Walmart has a very lenient return policy especially for Walmart's in very nice areas so if you go in with three items at a time because it has to be under $100 right you can just be like I bought these another one Wow the receipt and it's like now and they're like well alright but it has to be a nice Walmart it can't be like in a really bad neighborhood okay they'll just give you money Wow so there you go dude yeah but well then I can't believe you take advantage of a totally innocent enormous corporation like that I was very I was a really shitty place I didn't make it like any money and I was like this is like a lose unbelievable yeah I swear to God if Walmart goes out of business in the next 15 years I'm blaming you yes all right Kevin go ahead and edit that yes that's a [ __ ] side up girl but nook I can't handle how much side up there is in this world well you just caught one didn't you yeah but [ __ ] send him out I don't have him yet have some hot duck action you don't understand that he's in a PC all right oh I said it it's always so forceful with your language I'm sorry sir she squirt mr. president Hershey squirts something we used to do like in grade school she'd pretend to be Marilyn Monroe but that's what she'd say it was the [ __ ] funniest thing it's so fun it's so funny oh god I love her she's good that's somebody's mom right now she is somebody's mother oh boy I love it I love it I had a little flat flap and it was one of those Grohe things oh yeah yeah and I put it in the tub and I forgot about it and it got really has no water in the tub it's like spilling out of your bathroom door and you're like backs against the door won't get anything what's wrong I wish I could I wish I could [ __ ] it and put it to sleep again that would be really helpful but he took out my [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I can bring him back no I could bring back that is different god [ __ ] damn it I'll bet he did hi how are you my boy hi sometimes all right I get it you have a boyfriend like I don't that's not what this is yeah say hello anyway you single yeah anyway [ __ ] him is it being a good guy it is yeah I mean like he's he's an [ __ ] to me like all the time but like yeah got some stuff in his house I can't break up [ __ ] agony for me give you a paean missile thanks for the penis okay hello his resurrection machine make that sad bring me his skull you know they've tried it look who's playing God now you're late where were you literally walked out the door and walked back in by honey I'll be back in a second I forgot my keys where have you been doo doo da duh duh doo doo doo the dude just tell you real quick the mister Mart are Psyduck like from the back he just looks like he's like constantly like you asked him a question he's like give me a [ __ ] I'm sorry mister like that's his first response God give me some time one minute what do I look like an adorable peep I mean I do know I was just name-dropping my bro Chris Abbott Chris Abbott the [ __ ] if the boss actually never really learned to say it sounds like a real bro he complimented me on my audio it might be price it might be Chris yeah he's a pretty big deal he's pretty cool guy you know yeah he's all handsome and [ __ ] listen Wow looks like I'm two degrees of separation away from a big deal [Music] [Laughter] [Music] man sorry now your one degree yeah I know you're a big deal here Vidya there's a lot of big deal on this couch I know all too well [Music] wait what's he talking about people are watching oh I don't want these I was on the wrong store and what god stop you're embarrassing me I'm gonna fart but I gotta I'm holding it in I'm holding it yeah they're life young bodies tossing balls I'm gonna breathe deeply for a little bit I'm gonna I'm gonna sit somewhere in this awful fart cloud that you've created for me yeah it's called Bikram Yoga idiot [Music] [Laughter] someone with heinous gas comes in farts until it's sauna like this perhaps a swing bakit at the the small amount of people who have said you should not have hitched your wagon to making a Beedrill your main pokémon is that perhaps what you're trying to suggest here Beedrill is the best hold man and please don't ever suggest otherwise wait so when I was sucking on your lollipop and you were like that's a great way to suck on my lolli you you you were just easy to please that was what I just on your face you mean when I squirted ketchup all over here dog I just love censoring and the wrong thing [ __ ] you in the ass and then we're gonna eat sandwiches whoa oh is that oh whoa whoa [ __ ] primum dude lost shop come on all right time to bring out the big guns [Music] [Laughter] that's probably the one one of the like ten Family Guy jokes I ever laughed at what's that like the episode where he was like I don't speak English and he's like wow you speak pretty good English and he's like well I only I only know that phrase and then this phrase a good bye this is the end of game room what Aaron has decided that it's opposite day yeah so I mean no now he's off to a bad start it's not at all what I said right you know when you have a burp and you just can't know Oh does that mean yes because it's opposite day no damage side acts like I'm fine I don't need a second Scitex like rubbing his temples like number if her name was Karen what does it Karen meanwhile like a bats like biting the [ __ ] but no I'm serious right now it's not absolute all right okay all right okay good I love you think you're great Friday oh my god you are putting me in a real bind here I [Music] am did my emotions are just all twisted up in a pretzel we stopped opposite day it's over I'm gonna use a [ __ ] and then a fight eradicate dude my [ __ ] mister Mart is gonna be so goddamn strong is that the blue experience bar does that when that fills he goes up to level 31 flawless and I was okay cool like experience bars do great yeah idiot this is really uncool papasan your stupid ops a day off truce truce opposite a on truth absolutely off the most unnecessary thing to say oh no his [ __ ] [ __ ] is super effective against me and he didn't in use whichever oh your defense harshly found its [ __ ] that has two stages I don't know if that means it means that it fell two stages right instead of one stage it fell two stages it's a Pokemon works buddy nice that Pokemon works you're no longer Mac compatible what your cat because it's just no I I kind of want to know you I try I tried to make an nevermind it like it made sense in my head and then as soon as I said it it was like nope makes no sense no I should have said I should have just made a weird joke out of it I should have been like you're not Shak compatible and then Shaquille O'Neal and turned snacker won't get along anymore does that make more sense I feel like it does it's like hold on baby I'm not USB yo you 80% Shaq compound squeeze a few in him hang out you'll be like pretty good friends you know what I'm saying fluff he use them a volt or if I remember him yeah electrode is just multiplying okay oh yes yes it is but with eyes on the white part instead of the word yeah and more disturbing somehow yeah yeah you know what yeah he just looks like he could cause more mischief mischief yeah so this is Magnemite evolved it's just three megawatts when I was in third grade there was a girl named Sabrina who I went rollerskating with once was she hot she's back she was eight was she hot to your child eyes uh what could you imagine like a like a like a really [ __ ] intense like Pokemon bust worthy like Oh take open the door they're like go go go shut that [ __ ] dog it's a [ __ ] sight up in the corner like get caught in the crossfire it's like shot at it's like paints the wall [Laughter] you're like shelter fetch stop the fact it was coming right for us walking the monkey I've told you about that right no my friend Adam had a theory that all create songs were like walk the monkey because it's a there's like five examples oh oh yeah girlfriend just like slam the door on like baby why really come on 3995 [Laughter] wing attack [ __ ] yeah um yes a [ __ ] learn wing attack it's awesome no oh no did you [ __ ] it oh oh did you really [ __ ] it up what is wrong with you how do you [ __ ] up a menu I was trying to quickly go to scratch I was so confident about the movements of the cursor did you just like [ __ ] us over for like the next three weeks oh you look very disheartened I don't know if you're messing with me or not or like you're really sad you look really sad hold on hold on I got a [ __ ] Google I got a there's a there's a guy who can make you learn the relearn moves okay well we're gonna we're gonna pause right now firered really gonna make people listen you Google move Tudor moves they have forgotten on Islands to next to the game house where the [ __ ] is that yeah rock those two yeah well you read it just flap your wings twice and they flew out the window of the corporation yeah I'm one of the rocket brothers that's what happens when you skip leg day I don't think I've ever seen you actually fight one of these yeah you did I call him ivy well I mean like but like fight to the point of fainting like that like he's just three [ __ ] slapped him mercilessly across the room he was dipped in [ __ ] he looks like it looks like a chocolate frosted [ __ ] melted banana commercial I mean like a cartoon yeah it's a cartoon okay can you can you tell me what Ekans backwards is because he's like a big long cage yeah that's what it is and he's almost naked Jesus what is that a rock with hands it looks like somebody like drew his face and then like messed up on his mouth so it's like goes a little bit too far yeah he's like haha all right Rattata oh he like they like messed up with the white crayon you see anything they just like what soft you already let yourself go by them by that point but it's a telephone better not use it who knows what this thing might be capable of juggler Dalton he's got a Cadabra oh boy listen up I'm gonna [ __ ] smash his [ __ ] for you whatever I can beat this yeah I think I think you know what with your [ __ ] legendary creature across space and time I think you can [ __ ] take out six magnets hey Lenny Kravitz is gonna play the Super Bowl what speaking of astroturf and Lenny Kravitz he played football yeah he's good it's probably gonna be the Seattle Seahawks versus Lenny Kravitz yeah yeah he's good like real back and Chuck that it's like [ __ ] ball like a beautiful arcing rainbow pass and I'll just be like oh [ __ ] don't you forget it don't forget who I am or do you guess what time it is all right what the [ __ ] whoa there's some beds over here apparently so says this a mind of mine yes of course like demon son of a [ __ ] scared me Jesus Christ did you not revive a bunch of dudes no I can't do them here I don't know why I didn't do that I might not have a revive though oh I do I have four well that everything's coming up daisies if I was just dropped into this Pokemon world and the first thing I saw is that [ __ ] gold bat I'd be like pretty goddamn confused myself are you hungry or yeah do you want me to try to say something Rose something in your mouth um I was cleaning a dish I was clean you dish and then I walked out everywhere I walked out I walked out Aaron and I were driving through LA last night and we saw it Dane Cook it was on a marquee I guess he's doing a show here and then we and we got lost in a world of pronouncing things like Dane Koreas so we went out a lot things winning remote I saw a pink car okay a car it was pink pink like the sky when the sunset is going down what wait what was was it his Wikipedia article oh yeah there's somebody edited to be like an unfunny douche oh is it next time a game or something yeah it's time for next time on game ropes yeah yeah we don't have our usual timer so I have to keep checking the little stopwatch on my on my phone but uh what does it say it says I don't know it says ten plus something so it says over ten all right that's all that matters yeah it says we're out we're out of time okay make no mind of it that it actually says thirty some couldn't clean a dish hmm [Music] could be a watermelon looks like a coconut we don't steal jokes we just repeat them everybody shut the [ __ ] up yeah that's not a [ __ ] look at mr. Mart yeah he's [ __ ] he's like a super hunched over and ready for battle now check out my fat back rocket a bird I haven't teaching children good good moral values good hygiene yeah in order to get yourself clean you have to kill a bird in the air right and then go home and brush your teeth with your [ __ ] [Music] it's not something I thought the bagging referred to putting a condom on it's like a badass term that dudes at Ralph's yeah and a tag of a bag of baby and tagging refers to sex which wouldn't make much sense because then you're putting on the condom after sex damn you [ __ ] those eggs up with your dragon which in retrospect makes a lot of sense a bunch of eggs go giant fire dragon with a flame that's always burning in his heart go yeah Alakazam like oh [ __ ] what uh Future Sight yeah I could read your future you're gonna [ __ ] die you've got like 1% health and you're dead I've got the sight oh [ __ ] the futures terrible I don't like this future also I'm burning alive well I never feel like this whole game has been going into that moment yeah you know you notice how everyone on the Iowa test always got 98th percentile or better did you not have it whoa the Iowa Test was this random test that they used to make us take like in like 1st through 8th grade I'm going nowhere with this I'm just surprised you never heard of it we have the we had the FCAT maybe it's the same kind of thing yeah the Florida circumstances are tricky what's a Florida circumstance how to navigate your Liz your bike through a thousand lizards yeah yeah yeah ten ways to know you're a Florida kid number five will make you [ __ ] your dad it was one of those is one of those uh like Lake urgent like indiana jones-style like I gotta I gotta get there before the door closes but the door closing is coming out of my B hole oh that's the only kind you have though I've never seen you say like excuse me gentlemen I believe I must retire to the restroom now it's a anyway what was I saying oh yeah so that [ __ ] right so I ran and I ran and it was one of those shits like it's just it was just catapulting out my cheeks even [Laughter] filmed like if there was a camera filming like this side of the toilet like the cross-section of the toilet yeah it would have seen who the people before it made come yeah I you know what yeah I wouldn't first of all not a film I'd watch secondly I like to imagine it was set to the music of like right after Luke Skywalker shoots the missiles into the Death Star sea shell chomping on that guy's ass and he's like yeah my [Laughter] shopping god that is funny who knows like what I mean they're calling that a battery but who knows like what we think of as a battery when that she said I was at a capacitor I don't know it requires it's a it's a big wallet text that I have no interest in reading right now plus this thing's a [ __ ] puppet it wouldn't have batteries well go on read it really you want me to know okay EP I'm sure it was a good capacitive battery not nothing nothing gets I think it's people loving an episode quite like one of us on our phone reading the long-winded history of batteries on Wikipedia your diary the day Dan shared with me one of the most boring things god I cannot get over this [ __ ] slow bro he's like like the things munching up towards his butt he's like almost there [Laughter] do you think when do you think when the shell gets like all the way to his butthole his ears uncurl and make like god that's a solid question your snatch and double-team needs attract our new jack dirt is way [ __ ] cooler than he used to be yeah back in the box ego yes given back to the day care guy killed one oddish it's a jam pump these ventures gonna stop him we're doing yeah alright final look of your nerd for a while Oh eradicate he's so hard [ __ ] my spores go smart Thunderbolt damn it that's gonna be really strong [Laughter] well sports probably my best pokemon right it's like it's in MA are the [ __ ] different no it's like the way we say both differently oh yeah I say it like a double use in there and you say it like an L is in there for some reason both the first time I heard it I was like what wolf let's well both both go I can't even do it both we'll both go hmm I feel like if I still sort of had that mindset like I can kind of like we kind of go back to that time in my life and be like and sort of like feel it again not genuinely but like I can empathize with that feeling right right right and it's like man like maybe if I went down that path like I would be a bisexual male it's hard to know deal instead of jokingly talking about Jason Momoa sweet beautiful Jason no I mean like that muscley cheap god are so good dude the boobs no explain it to me the boot well they're like they're like butts but like up on the chest I've been asked to explain a boner to a girl like what the sensation is like yeah and and then like what it's like to like put it in a in in a wormhole all right I would say it probably feels like when girls nipples get hard right is that what would you compare your nipples getting hard to a boner probably not exactly but no okay well Mikey I can answer the second question it feels like the best that's the easy one I think oh I think I was with Barry once yep and like and I was like describing it and he and he was like he was like yeah I can say that it was like it was something like it's pleasantly uncomfortable that's funny well there's different levels boner like there's the normal boner which is just like it feels like yeah it's weird it the boner itself is not like a pleasurable feeling it's not it's not anything it's just there but it's more like a yearning for another feeling that yeah oh wow interesting you know what I mean it's it's defined by its motivation exactly like it's not it's not the feeling of the the boner itself it's the like let's go let's put this somewhere come on folks we got things to do and I can only stay up here for so long guys I gotta go back don't talk to me don't [ __ ] talk to me weird why am i darker than the rack pokemon firered dude we are approaching 100 are you fire ready oh [ __ ] dude I'm so ready you better started you were like let's [ __ ] do it would you [ __ ] guide would it be me let's do it and then like we start the episode yeah bombs you and another but when it comes to the show like I mellow out a little bit you know right it's right yeah I'm more passionate about clearly you only I see where your priorities lie my priority is the lay already come the [ __ ] on why why it's a [ __ ] roll the dice and I always land on [ __ ] tail wait when you hurt yourself in confusion does that mean - just like punch yourself in the face pretty much like where you think you yo got him what do you say that back fat bad back I had some guy come up to me at the the last unicorn thing oh the last unicorn thing let's talk about that yeah all right wait a minute tell you think which was really nice but like he can't be came up to me well he came up to you with his friend and clearly didn't give a [ __ ] about me mm-hm and then and then he was all like oh man you're great Dan you're the best oh you're the coolest and you were like oh thanks man and I was like I was like oh that's nice and he like took a picture with you and then he like walked away and then his friend walked up to me and was like [ __ ] be drill man what it's like hurting your standing in the community do they did did they not know that you're trolling people I don't know okay yeah I think I think it started off as trolling and now you're like no no I'm gonna make this work no beedrills not a troll he's my favorite Pokemon is he really no no I'm trolling so stupid I never expect my friends to be lying to me for any reason I do it for communica for I know I do it for fun and profit so I just always profit i well the only time I ever profit is I have a hearty laugh afterward I didn't know what a [ __ ] No yeah I wasn't you're lost bro well they're the best 12 browse getting head when I was like six from my babysitter I was getting head when I was born because I was born with it sweet bro I came out of a vagina I came out to [ __ ] reporting y'all the moment I hit [ __ ] fresh air my dick why don't we get more street cred for that you were so like when I was [ __ ] 18 I finally learned like what sex was your love you're like two and you're like it didn't happen I was just very curious about it at a at a very young age yeah yeah god I remember my first Charleston in fact they named the Chu after me mmm and 12 that's a compliment and on I remember when I bought my first girl a cane soda how cool would it be to like go to like a concert in the 70s you know like in a high school gymnasium before they had like big laser lights and [ __ ] like that yeah and like see one of your favorite bands before they got bigger no the example I would always use is rush because like they were my favorite fan growing up but they're also like impossibly good musicians but then when I like went back and listened I found these bootleg recordings from like before their first album and like you can tell they were kind of still like learning they're in can be a good musician because the people I love the most weren't good at it like right off the bat you know mmm like I'm sure it would have been cool for you to see like some of your favorite artists in like a really like early stage oh I'm sorry am i boring you am i [ __ ] sorry I'm just sharing really deep childhood emotions with you no no [ __ ] figure out your rock blast [ __ ] no I don't want to give you my ride shoe you piece of [ __ ] you [ __ ] old fart do have a Ditto in an artic you know you can trade for this Pete this chair I found a pollster you can buy the other three it's a Burger King today I bought somebody burger yeah I'm you know I'm a nice guy yeah whatever we can bro out it's cool oh I see you've killed me I would have no it's cool y'all may get a quick attack in ya probably do a lot of damage dude don't worry about it you just have that look on his face hmm hey hey burglar dusty yeah dude I love that name why isn't this Nate way isn't just a dusty burglar well what a what a solid questionnaire dude when you have like hit your limit on playing Pokemon it is my favorite I mean it happens to everybody but like do you have one person that frequently like you're talking to them and like that you just see their mouth moving and that you like kind of like snap to the realization that you haven't understood a thing they've said for the past 20 minutes yeah I used to I think most of my friends now are pretty awesome cool agreed say important things well like yeah definitely I've experienced that before yeah like a hundred percent yes yeah many people I can think of and then you just have to be like yeah they're like I know right and then they're just good for the next 20 minutes they'll just talk and talk at one set of I once had a friend well not friends anymore right I didn't even really like him at the time super but like he used to do that and we'd go on skype together and he would do that and like I don't even know why but I did there's just this one point where it just got up and left and made myself a theatre while he's talking and wait no Scatman Crothers mr. Fuji Mount Fuji though isn't a haiku no it's Mount Fuji okay they call anybody in Japan when you say Mount Fuji you say Fuji song which is like mr. Fuji is that right yeah oh that's funny oh well mr. know-it-all like one step away from like you could see all the facial features on his human face it's weird that his name is Fuji when the mountain is also called Fuji he's standing on top of Mount Fuji it looked like a mountain in the picture does it not no man that is funny [Laughter] after the Fuji thing after it says that the robots are like you fell for my Fuji painting trick whoa looks like my pals boat arrived that's weird it's just like hey is that the chick yeah absolutely that's what's fun about video games forced waiting yeah let me do it let me do you a favor while I wait this sounds a lot like life I'm busy wait I'm coming to my Island on my boat wait here can you do me a favor oh you're stranger here hi where did you come from Pallet Town I don't know good talk [ __ ] god damn it now where's law still gone to today you know I've looked over here and over here she's gone forever she always brings me lunch every day right about now are you lost do you have my lunch with the kids a rider Federation vroom [Music] bicycles and they're making like motorcycle sounds with their mouths oh my god at first like it I didn't realize it was duo duo like with the two heads it just looks like Mickey Mouse after he like fell in like a vat of like acid needs to help his shoulders like [ __ ] you Bubba's or get this [ __ ] onion off my back [Laughter] [Music] is it fun is it funny to hear someone who didn't grow up with this like reaction to the creatures so many things you just accept right up in that you'll heard you said [ __ ] piggy that other page he was like alright son wait go play with your coach yeah yeah and like Benny walks over to turn snack on he's like listen here's 50 bucks or you could throw giant rocks at me that's that's cool too yeah all right I'll just be unconscious if you need me walk up they would take his fifty bucks anyway leg is twitching [Applause] very good do you think umm do you think like super hot guys like Jason Momoa are like nothing go on they're like thanks big no the leader of I'm trying to think of like a really obscure like South American country that nobody would Jesus Christ weepinbell are you [ __ ] kidding me with that that's what he turns into oh my god he doesn't look finished he looks like a child's art project that doesn't want to be alive we hope help me port me back in the kiln oh my god it sure does can I do this Aaron can I share the text yeah good oh yeah I don't care okay Aaron Aaron and I was sitting in the airport getting ready to fly out of DC and he he see there's there's one guy sitting across from us and I don't really put anything together says is it an older gentleman a little bit heavyset and and you know what I'll just I'll just write the two texts that Aaron sent to me right in a row text one mother [ __ ] fat Tim Robbins over here look at this guy text 2 that was actually Tim Roberts we got on the flight notice that the guy was in first class and then saw like a movie trailer with Tim Robbins and he was like oh [ __ ] look me in the face to like as I was walking by and he was sitting in his first-class seat yeah they just got a good look at his Tim Robbins baby Tim Robbins areas that's the guy yeah wow that is funny it's [ __ ] Andy Dufresne right he's not that fat though you know it was just really funny yeah it was it was it was the posture he had like a lazy posture yes like he just didn't care yeah yeah like when you like sink into your own chin yeah it's understandable he is an outstanding actor though not to take anything away from oh my god god that was funny back to text back to back actually hairline there is I believe Virgin Galactic is they have the baby room well I believe like their secret plan is to actually shoot a bunch of babies into space and alone their yeah alone by them so exactly so they could start a new baby civilization in space I'd be adorable I mean it won't be a baby civilization for long dude you just wrote a [ __ ] summer smash movie like baby planet baby boy I mean didn't they have a ton of movies baby played it for like three years that it's [ __ ] kindergarten or planet what were the movies that like they weren't look who's talking they were more recent than that but like it was all babies it was all babies and they make them talk using CGI and it's super creepy oh [ __ ] no [ __ ] baby - [Laughter] baby - sure go with it the movie goes up tomorrow you can slap it on so it'd also be like an early 90s Lake [ __ ] terrible like R&B group like baby the number two and then babies cover versions boys to men songs man [ __ ] throw up she's supposed to teach my Charizard to move but she doesn't [ __ ] do it why not [ __ ] you you stupid [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] brink ass [ __ ] looking like a [ __ ] okay it's good to see that even in your weakened sick state you can still [ __ ] go off on pee oh you're like you're like biggie smalls in the hip hip bowties video hey remember that song biggie biggie biggie can't you see sometimes your words just hypnotize me and he's like here bowties always fainted that's why I can't do it ah op dude bring him back to life yeah but I don't want to use a revive plus I don't even know if I have one yeah I have to yeah yeah we've gone off on American Idol before you know what I like the most about American Idol what's that Simon Cowell yeah that [ __ ] dick bag mother he's not even on the show is that right no he left one he's probably puppet mastering [ __ ] from behind the scenes but he doesn't even [ __ ] care just [ __ ] he's [ __ ] mansion judges people from afar yeah I bet he doesn't care about my opinion of him yeah which is why it's okay for me to say I think he's a [ __ ] douche what's gonna dumb the haircut yeah yeah and his v-neck t-shirts make him look like a [ __ ] penis with like a little flippy hair thing on top of it I think so hey I look at look at Simon Cowell and it's just like all I see is a giant dick I'm fighting a gold demon right now [ __ ] knows some sweet moves like splash being an animator means that you sit in front of a computer all [ __ ] day so my best stories are that I was thirsty once I've got it I really like the randomness that people like spout at you before like they they you start fighting like I like to imagine you're just going through your day like would you like three or I mean two or four percent milk waitress Sandra would like to cuddle oh [ __ ] I know they're really good she has she's like holding a tray of food but it's like poker balls on it yeah yeah no the [ __ ] we were talking about animators she was a good woman she'll be missed by all gravedigger Ted she was his Bellsprout please anyway no so do you think you have anxiety because of how your mother treated you I know I was actually thinking of a black girl I dated one time oh really yeah she was awesome good line of questioning Aaron yeah did you find her a satisfactory mate she had she was super funny and cool that's cool yeah we just wanted different things so it didn't work out but like I wonder I wanted man and she know that you could relate in that aspect I guess we wanted the same thing really I [ __ ] every time I get yellow curry went on eat 24 it's like it's like how spicy do you want it it's so funny how like we say things like that and I can imagine people think like we have hundreds of brand deals we have no brand we just like talk we just it's just how we talk but like if that were a planted thing it would it would sound so and when our Thai food from eat 20 4.com oh god it's so convenient available 24 hours a day we're dream that I was in a really nice mansion house that's it really awesome well there was like a hole in the floor and like like the markiplier was underneath it and he was like hey under the floor yeah wow did you help him I don't know bro good luck with that down I know pulled well like the back of my hand so what hell is that on the back of my head she was when she was consumed by the flames of the volcano erm it's an anagram from Moltres or actually lobster lobster Aran dancing isn't stupid yeah lobster that's enough come back I wish I liked that he he comes out of the pokeball to accept to the /i go blue ball and he's like i [ __ ] really ah when the Kangaskhan mom dies the little baby Kangaskhan becomes a cubone oh that's so sad so sad by the way did you see that black belt guy's name was at sushi at sushi yeah not not like a Twitter handle we didn't they get in trouble one time I feel like I remember the Danny's Twitter being in the news for some reason Oh I think they might have retweeted something that was like a little not okay like kill Jews whoa Rhyhorn you're a funny fellow I like him ninja sex party oh thank you yeah we are we are we did incorporate recently yeah your corporation into sex party is a great corporate Twitter I feel like what are you write offs this year his head is weird by our shirts you're so talented I feel like we should just stop while we're at Rp yeah well you know you know you can't be remembered for the bad times that there are none it was all indented it looked like you'd pour like something into it like it's like a mold and you can make another ryhorn out of it yeah you can't happen Europe just because you're a man doesn't mean you can't have sex with me I'm sorry I'm acting out a little thing in my head here she's like he can't kill me with those rocks of yours rocks look like she's doing that like hand thing turned snack I was like no she was there she came right up to him and she was like he she did not I'll talk to you later I'm dead [Laughter] [Music] whoa okay okay let me small I'm sorry I didn't realize you just plug him down to pack a camel 100 Jesus I'll call you back I'm dead yeah oh geez new Queens like I told her to be home by 7:00 and it makes me look fast it is like mom you know I bet you'd cut me help but no staple remover that's what [ __ ] Rhyhorn head looks like Chompy yeah but staple removers always look like an animal didn't they oh yeah totally they look like the like there's there's not a personal life that's handled a staple remover in bed like the [ __ ] most like dry ass humorless corporate crony has picked up a staple remover and been like yeah like yeah talking to his boss like that like [ __ ] you I quit boss is like you can't grant we mean here meanwhile the actual boss is like standing there and watching him you are incredibly fired right now I mean like all the way fired [Laughter] and he's like the boss the first thing he says is like I believe I requested that all staple removers be removed from the premises of this building it really never has gotten boring for me really yeah like this has been a very interesting game to play the whole way through for me yeah I was out like it was so dirty I checked out around Episode four it's been a cool like lesson for me like to see like all these different things and like and and and understand why Pokemon is as big as it is you know and and it is interesting there's there's something super lovable about it fo sho [ __ ] okay I just you could have just said yeah great yo that's not my steez bunnies I feel like who has ever the drummer for this band like must have been [ __ ] exhausted just listen [Laughter] like a death metal [ __ ] double bass drum it's not just like one thing it's like a million no it's like a herd of Clydesdales like a galloping through a field oh my god [Music] I forgot all about clarf oh my god we haven't see this guy like 90 episodes I don't think we can get ID'd for this or anything oh I don't know I don't know I'll watch it off oh okay all right can you just give it like 20 seconds okay cool how's everybody doing today I'm like sweating bullets are you sure you can handle this level three Rattata the 90s I remember in the 90s things felt like they were getting darker than they'd ever been and like more cutting-edge than they'd ever been now when you watch it it's goofy as [ __ ] but like I don't know at the time like like 1997 like prodigy had released like smack my [ __ ] up and people were like oh my god smack my [ __ ] up that's just a kind of thing that happens nowadays in the 90s you know and now it's like that's barely even music [Laughter] it's good stuff that happens in 90s now people shooting up heroin yeah in [ __ ] directly into their eyeballs you buy an album they're like all right users hey you want to hear some music for the the Seamus story Seamus Seamus no no what is that [ __ ] shibuya109 which is like a super famous tower ship stores yeah and should we be a girl that stands up so everybody stands out there side their shops and like greets you to like try to bring you in but she's saying you got shy my saying but she was she was saying it so quickly but he just came out Seamus like you're about to start an early 90s like dance songs [Music] jameth the way she was saying it made it sound like she was like Irish and a guy named Seamus is like what what and I could hear her because they say it's so loud and I can hear her like all throughout that floor so I just be like walk by top of the bar in and tell you look at those eyes jiggly sir filled with such wonder oh she sang me a song ah she missed they're like fishbowl eyes Oh [Laughter] [Laughter] right this way mr. pappagiorgio chances like I made you some custard I see you've murdered me okay babe cool couple yeah just seems like something that [ __ ] oh goodness me it just seems like something they'd say in like a teen magazine cool couple ray and Tiger were spotted canoodling down at the paint Barry yeah is the last one for tonight rice is and none of these pokemon are up to the challenge barely it sounds pretty grew up well it's just the [ __ ] entrants that I came in huh [Music] Pikachu girl arts only level 32 memory sucks oh no you just see music wait why am I here god dammit cloister [ __ ] you I just want to kill Laura Leigh but I don't want to kill her I want to kill her in bed I don't want to kill her I just want to slay that pose my mom is dedicated you all do your mom is super dedicated so into [ __ ] shadow the Colossus yeah so was I she would shoot shoot I love that game when she came to visit me like we were still airing shadow the Koala my god whoa that wasn't good I wasn't good at all oh dear go we were airing those episodes and she came over to visit me mm-hmm and she was like we like went out and did some fun stuff and then she was like I gotta get home yeah she would she got home she was like gotta catch up on my game grubs whoa that's awesome what's that Maureen Barret that's what I meant oh my god I'm so tired of course I know your [ __ ] mom's name [Laughter] I'm still embarrassed about getting barrettes name wrong and now I have to deal with this what the [ __ ] is it it's jinx where does he screw this crap names no is gonna be like the [ __ ] Grammys dude oh I remember reading about this but I never saw stuff like that makes me embarrassed for the person who doesn't like it like whatever [ __ ] the frozen song sure go share too idina menzel uh-huh please please welcome to the stage the wickedly talented adele dazeem [Laughter] my dad as I've mentioned before was initially very skeptical about my life choices and career choices and as things have worked out miraculously just in time after 15 years of not working he's totally come around and he's super into it and he's excited and he he just he loves everything about this so he wants to learn more about Let's Plays because the concept is still sort of foreign to him right like he's asking me about like he's like I see you on a friend that Mark and I was like yeah markiplier is very cool like Jesus he's a buddy of ours and he's like what about that the Swedish guy peewee DD PewDiePie I was like hi guys they call me ladies pwe di di avi is that you're trying to say oh my god Hugh EDD you might not you might not be able to guess why they call me three four it's nice to have you home Thank You ivy it's nice to be home and he's like it's really good that you have a nice place that you can come and decompose and like decompose you mean decompress return to the elements for what you can bridge there was a post-it note of something he had said and it was a he they were talking about something political and he he's like generally a moderate with like most of his thinking and so like he meant to say hey like he was trying to say like extremists aren't you know the way to go either in either direction and ended up saying was down with extra some ISM tourism isn't baby yeah down with it tired of how I love extremity that's something that you and me and your dad we're gonna have to disagree yeah yeah I say up with extremist yeah yeah well you know what we need mandatory extremism sessions yeah exactly God - think like whenever I'm watching peewee dd it's so nice to have a place where I can decompose and just think about my extremism that's very extrusive mystic of you slowly but surely creating his own language holy [ __ ] so while you were gone we ran into a super angry bee tiger alien he totally is like an alien yeah he's got like a little doing like oh [Music] it's gonna be perfect yay Jews call me PP she is Mariah and she has very kindly devoted her time to leveling the [ __ ] up I mean look at Greg wait she only leveled up Beedrill you know it you know it she got him to level 80 [ __ ] 3 that was your request focus on Beedrill not only level up II drew what I remember your exact words were was I want to beat the entire elite for using nothing but Beedrill that is what I recall Betty has she's grown my team I love we congratulate himself at the end too aren't I great [ __ ] vibrating anger oh man we could get turnt snack go in there oh man these names dance stupid [ __ ] yeah Wow that joke is that [Laughter] magic rap goddamn Oh which one's bumpin which one stone that's up to you to decide snuggle [ __ ] oh man what a classic yeah cue cools you jeez Ashley and George or nut alright Jesus more got snore last Bureau it's oh that's right I [ __ ] up because I gave them the wrong move or whatever yeah pressures on dude this is very exactly been leveling up like crazy I'm gonna have any money I don't know I mean I don't mean to Mariah what are you doing you spending our cash girl keeping a little something for yourself inside oh [ __ ] I think I think Laura Leigh is strong against Pedro oh [ __ ] he's the he raised his special oh you're [ __ ] an island because the best isn't she purple now and she's she's darker in the Japanese birthday oh damn whoa yeah how do you like that [ __ ] Pokemon does she have I don't have any [ __ ] pp up stuff what does that mean I'm gonna run out of moves before [ __ ] serious Aaron god dammit GG or make him steal oh no Greg is paralyzed drop back safe come on you just say greg is paralyzed what will Greg do I know [ __ ] be paralyzed I guess yes yes Oh awesome yes yes yes oh [ __ ] your nose killer yeah suck my [ __ ] be dick okay yes I guess you're a drone all right awesome drag god lot of dragons okay [ __ ] you yeah well he's tracking it's the dragon trainer oh dang well then well [ __ ] him we just beat him those literally his model I'm a dragon trainer how's it Drive wasn't paying attention holy crap are we at the end of this game he's like [ __ ] oh yes I got him I got him with your yellow mouth your four pronged head oh my goodness oh no I believe it's come down to this it's coming out of this a [ __ ] hat with this double spoon anything use and use that anything he's perfect imagine super effectiveness first I'm faster than Alakazam oh that's because I'm level 90 I have to I have to look this up I have to look if I made a horrible mistake oh did I make a horrible mistake Oh use a pun technique and it would have killed him [ __ ] it all [ __ ] it all I could have beat him with twin needle man Oh destroying it with [ __ ] twin needle fast is this guy he's got a scary face hydro pump are you [ __ ] kidding me that's a lot of mimic this [ __ ] gonna get pin missile in the face their space will be good to get pin missile then I love this oh my god what would have happened last time if I didn't use [ __ ] pursuit like an idiot oh that's hilarious and we have a whole new episode of Pokemon just because I didn't use pursuit yes oh no but punt is but it's gonna be once residual effect yeah you know it will kill Blastoise yeah boy yeah it's like a [ __ ] movie where he goes down if Bo's weak this wasn't reg rain continues to fall and is hurt by poison bunt is the winner of Pokemon exact point like remember the name [ __ ] I'll point at you oh I wanted to tell you about that remember how like in that pile what she knows sorry go if she knows scratch it's like a good story never thought about it starts off in a place and ends up in the same place but things have changed yeah you learn thing this was amazing and I learned a lot and I enjoyed it tremendously I learned a lot about you Dan you did one uh right you're super interested in slobbing on my knob like wow is that what you took away from this number two that's going to happen tonight well you made a promise didn't break it okay I'm holding you to it not saying publicly I promised hundreds of thousand oh I've been no no no don't even I'm not gonna blow you don't even go there don't even go to the not blowing me place hey everybody thank you so much good bye bye have a wonderful evening Wow by 2014 me is like this took how long [Laughter]

Channel: Game Grumps Compilations

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Rating: 4.7719722 out of 5

Keywords: game grumps, gamegrumps, compilation, best of, best moments, funniest moments, dan avidan, arin hanson, egoraptor, pokemon, firered, fire red, laughter

Id: q1nW9JD6s04

Length: 182min 38sec (10958 seconds)

Published: Mon May 07 2018