Best of Game Grumps: Sonic Heroes (Team Sonic)

[Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] give us the reason where [Music] hey I'm not suger yeah welcome everybody sonic heroes sonic sorry I started sonic just because I was like oh probably shouldn't listen to the Sonic Heroes theme for three years oh no problem oh this is the show I mean this is the game oh yeah this is the I I went through the menu thinking all right hold on well then let's [ __ ] our friendship we got to talk about Sonic plot oh I can fly because I have tails oh this is wonderful this is already my favorite Sonic game do you remember do you remember in Sonic whatever what the hell was it yeah I remember it like it was yesterday Sonic super the one where we made Fleur getting forces yes about plurp danken Stimac flirtin Squire the third sorry Junior do you remember when you held hands with Sonic and and ran oh yeah yeah like you your character and we we must have commented something along the lines of like my god every this is every furries freaking jury it was my freaking dream the okay mine too but I'm a big old furry so obviously ah damn just full-on leaning into it now huh you know what I decided to embrace it I talked to my friend my friend blam who you know very well go and and I was like man again it was because of the the night runner video which was really the only time I legitimately got bummed out that everyone was saying I was a furry just because I wanted the animators and the big the video to get the attention and so I talked to my friend blam about it and he was like nah dude great community very open very accepting and you know you love that [ __ ] right so that's it I'm single furry now this is true also like I don't know I feel like you you because like the narrative work because it's like oh there's just a random music video on game grumps like that's weird but because it's like like kind of a furry video it looks sort of makes sense it connects everything yeah so everyone's like Oh neat like this totally you know they're not like what is this I don't get this I said that totally makes sense I think that helped it in a way despite the fact that every comment was danza furry I'm definitely over it got more things going on the world yeah exactly yeah exactly but it's like you got more eyes on it just the comments just don't read the comments I mean that's just the rule of thumb yeah well that's a good rule for life yeah exactly the super sad one where he finds his fossilized dog yeah that's the Hachiko episode hi chica what is hot Chico mean that's the real dog that that story is based on what that's a real story that happened no yeah that makes it even sadder what are you talking about there is this so there was like a like a Japanese I don't remember he's like a businessman or something anyway he he had this dog was adorable like Shiba and he would it would walk to work with him every day to the to the train and then he would get on the train and then his dog would like wait for him to get off the take to come back and right one day he went to work and he like suffered like some heart complication or something and died and so never came back so the dog just every day went to the train station until for his owner to come back oh god yeah so there's a statue of Hachiko it should be a station oh no we're other people nice to the dog I hope yeah he got adopted and like that there was somebody that took care of them and but every day he would still go to the train station and we [ __ ] uh I'm a dog owner myself and dear God like they are just pure love and so sweet and innocent oh I mean that's what's so wonderful about them is they're just like nothing but unconditional love yeah and innocence you know what else we watched that was super amazing I think I've told you that I'm watching all the Disney movies front to back yeah starting with snow snow white all in order it's how you're supposed to lay out you're watchin Disney movies to where you're supposed to live try to try to stay focused here we just got to the 90s like the 90s Disney Renaissance yeah dude him we got to Beauty and the Beast holy [ __ ] what a movie oh yeah wasn't that the first computer animated scene well Black Cauldron was the first one to use elements of computer stuff and then there was a little bit of it in like Oliver and company but Beauty and the Beast is the first one where it's totally like there's no animation cells it's all done on a computer Oh what really I mean it's still it's still painted it's still hand-drawn but like on screens oh I was talking about the the ballroom scene like then the environment is completely 3d animated or whatever yeah that [ __ ] was amazing I don't know how they did that even now I don't know how did they did that well thank you Aaron is that I mean that was do you watch like Marvel movies and you're like I don't know how they did this like every time but I mean like in 1991 oh okay yeah it's just it's incredible because think of the computers we had in 1991 yeah they were pretty [ __ ] that was when modems were like yeah yeah and we were like my god the sound of the future I love the sound of technology it's like music to my ears [Music] what it is you couldn't you can I the phone dude you can can make a phone call all your parents like I'm going on the Internet yeah do you remember do you remember being on like AOL and like in a chat room with a girl that maybe you liked but would never meet or see or look at and or questionable if they are actually a girl of course who knows and and your mom would pick up and you could hear voice like hello hello and you really know and then you'd get disconnected and you'd be like yeah man what the [ __ ] I don't know what we're sort of using this episode as our sacrificial lamb to get used to this format of recording because it really is very different in a lot of ways very very different very strange but like it's fun what were you saying about this is the this is the situation we're doing right now testing it oh yeah thank you oh that's what that's what I was gonna say something the effect of just my brain is fully registering that this is a ridiculous sonic game just like all the others oh yeah I mean I'm really like I'm I got to say I'm not having oh there we go that was my first my first real issue we're not having weird problems we're stupid [ __ ] just runs into a wall and the guy kind of falls off and then comes back for no reason it's basically it's just tails saying like very obvious [ __ ] and occasionally asking knuckles to do all the work knuckles can you open the door for us can you break its their punches can you you're wrong Wow look at you strong can you hold me in your knuckle ER m-- z-- can you hug me in like your balls your fists balls can you paddle me with your big knuckle balls why are we keeping a Verona go huh and they each have their own abilities so sonic is typical Sonic with his stupid this and then this super yeah like it's just like and now you're on another part of the screen and it's rising and he uses he apparently uses Sonic and Tails as weapons with this [Laughter] okay and then and then when he does this then I can like throw them I guess it's like I'm like charge them up and then I can spin it around and we can do like a power dive you can do like this like like this is beautiful you guys it's like when you're doing like the practice for skydiving friends hold my hand and then he like immediately throws them as weapons across the room reviewers were like this [ __ ] red [ __ ] too stupid you just plug the whole stage it's like to say to that true dude I think this is gonna go really well I'm just saying now that like we're apart and you can't see me pull out my phone for my like fart sound board on my I can just be like all the time dude it's all the same to me you know cuz like you know if you're next to me cuz I still don't see you pull it out but when you press it like a point it sounds like phone audio but right / cause it's being like you know bit crushed over the internet so it just said right what the same as any other audio I have a feeling this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship that one's like that one's called fart with reverb it's like if you were to really like drop one in a church you hear the decay on that [ __ ] whoa sorry oh my goodness you could just do that all day and I would just keep laughing at it no matter what that would be like remember we talked about if we had like a morning radio show like Danny in the Raptor like it would it would definitely be non-stop fart board fart sound board antics yeah I would definitely want like if we had that right I would want we need we need to get the like the one guy that's like the producer that's like in another room but he's still like part of the show you know he's always off in the day you know like it's like oh yeah cuz the radio shows there's like oh yeah here we were in the mic and we're gonna have those boys and it just kind of nervous what do you think Steve do this something about I know you I know you were doing a bit but there's something about Sonic and Tails could you do that one more time wait where Sonic and Tails are standing in front of the fan looking at the camera and this is just endlessly zooming back up like up and down in the background can you get oh is it just like a perfect moment yeah it's a little bit was so funny like I can't replicate it I'm loving this like skydiving thing though this is this is beautiful yeah absolutely I gotta say like you know for as much as much [ __ ] as Sonic gets and as much [ __ ] as I give some of you it's a it's it it truly is like very wholesome it's like this yeah three friends and there'd skydiving fun he ain't hurtin anybody yeah the power friendship even though like every Sonic but rock song is like I could do it on my own I'm the best nobody helps me and then all that's actually correct that's totally true Sonic doesn't give a [ __ ] do you want power speed or fly well trick surprise me I feel like that and also like I want something very specific would both be things that Sonic would say absolutely surprise me that's so sonic I'm gonna take speed that's so sonic you know what tails just for you I'm gonna take the fly one that's so sonic that's the clap oh my god Aaron who could have foreseen this my bad not from the beginning oh the beginning of this straight or whatever God you believe in it's okay man it's Sonic we can go fast in fact you got us yeah okay sweet you know what they say have to go fast have to go fast required to go speedy go quick he's probably said that to at some point like yeah probably right um actually he in the comics he says have to go quick much more frequently than got to go fast required to go speedily must make haste I love sonic it brings everyone together in beautiful ways i I can't believe you just said I love sonic dude actually you you've always said you love the character I love sonic like period that's the eyes look that's the thing is that I get a lot of I get a lot of flack for like Sonic related opportunities that come my way you know like you know like the cupcakes thing or like don't a Japan and play in the Sonic cupcake racing yeah yeah when the Sonic Twitter brought me an assload of cupcakes and then I ate them all oh but like and it's like man you should be given these two real Sonic fans and it's like you don't understand I am a huge Sonic Sonic so much and obviously there are people out there that love it way more than I do but the joy that Sonic brings me in all regards like I genuinely enjoy playing these these games even though I think they're terrible and I love the characters and I love the community it's not a community yeah fantastic just Sonic is art I can't believe this is the episode it took it took us self-quarantine - nice good to see you've learned your lesson I don't know what's happening I don't know what's wrong when I do that all I was gonna say was I like I like how it took us being completely question from any person including each other for us to finally do an episode where you say you love song I could not admit that I'm a furry dude man these are big these are big moments for game grumps right here big big woman yeah excuse me this this format has as has caused a lot of things to happen it's brought out the best in us already I know how to do this whoops next time on game those creeps are guarding alright good stuff I figured you'd bust out you see that everybody oh oh oh Aaron I would be more than happy to you know honestly that's probably the better version yeah okay just listen to the music okay editor crank up the sonic music [Music] [Music] yeah let me throw in one more all right bye this is how we're gonna survive these times welcome to game grumps everybody hello hello Aaron and I are coming to you live not wait not live well and we're not coming to you at all and we're we're individual with Aaron and I each are coming to you not live from separate locations and we're not really coming to you because that would be breaking the the team in the quarantine oh yeah so okay but words have meaning my son society he's man what a what a disaster disaster that opening one remember when the obscure populate of publication the the George Chronicles wrote that article that was about deep-sea fishermen what are you talking about yeah and then Darth is Luke's father you remember you remember that part oh he got me went for a magazine for pitchfork oh they were a very famous review site oh yeah it's more a comment on you having said to me upwards of ten thousand times I'm not a musician when have I ever said that and [Applause] all the times the game girls have said that oh my god yeah yes he's like oh god your hand disgusting Oh tails has got him - oh no he's got gross thumbs tails absolve yourself of sin then Sonic and I will take it from there and God is just like - Sonic when they have a quiet moment like just tails like do anything sonic could you uh why is the e still on the screen are you seeing this are you still on the screen from when it introduced an egg Hawk oh man [ __ ] boy that's bizarre everybody how will I remember what it's called oh oh yeah I can't remember you I can't believe you remember that it's called the egg Hawk the egg rock is the worst name for a supervillain yeah did you know in Magic the Gathering there's a card called dingus egg no but I'm gonna start calling people that it's nice going dingus it's like if you get the alpha version well if you get the alpha version of anything it's like $200 I was like I need to get the dingus egg I need to just like blow I'm like Christmas cash like somebody you know I was like oh little twenty books from a grandpa is like now spend this on something extremely important that'll show me that you've learned the lessons of intelligent investment and you have to kill this thing so that he can get off the screen think I messed it up the yeah it's gonna burn into my monitor I'm just happy every day really the Last of Us - and I'm just gonna say II well some character a dog or whatever yeah it'll be like getting rid of all the tension and drama like this is so sad I'm like it would be if I wasn't thinking about the [ __ ] egg ha ha jeez I'm absolutely doing this so wrong and I know by saying that it's gonna be like no you're fine like every time I actually admit that something that I'm doing something wrong it's like no no that's just how it is and then whenever I'm like this is [ __ ] dude you just didn't read the day Oh looks like Eggman's robots are up to something again do you think yeah it's I thought no I thought it was very good to be the time when we were absolved from his eggy [ __ ] I don't want to hit the square burners do it learn things Aaron everything you don't learn is another half hour of you be like what the [ __ ] I had like to think I'm a little more mature than that sorry that was my fart sound board on my phone real big fan of it right now I'm gonna invest in the company that made it [Music] cut off at the beginning oh I didn't even hear it it was so like thank you ways that tails his voice I think we could use a pole to go up yeah you know have you not heard him yet I haven't been yet tourniquet oh yeah I guess I gotta turn it up turn up your game audio he he's been dropping gems this entire time like you cut out on discord when when you said that so I just heard that's not incredibly far off from what it sounded like fly fly you idiot it's yellow like tails's you're killing me God why don't you read what are you Aaron from game groves yes the sweet irony it would be great if people commented that to you oh please what are you Aaron for game yeah I just love that oh my god that was a long fall yeah I love how like these rings are gently coming down in a very clear like follow this and get all the Rings kind of formation and then oh my god you're gonna be hitting me you have to be kidding me I pressed the button to follow the Rings and it didn't follow the Rings and it just rolled me off the edge yeah hold gam level again you got like two rings and sonic looks like yeah and then you fell off the pretty sweet probably plays these other stupid characters leave this to me pump it up all the time what is he stuck he's stuck under the thing oh my god that wasn't even my fault sorry I I got really frustrated because that level was an absolute dog [ __ ] and [ __ ] okay and I am NOT taking that back and I'm not apologizing for that tape because that level was terrible okay and I went to the chaotix plotline I guess man the same damn level this is a waste of my time okay I needed I need to advance with the real characters of the game not these stupid fake-ass crocodile ass be as damn chameleon I don't give a donk why won't let me this stage is absolutely terrible this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me it's fun it's funny watching screamy annoyed Aaron and gentle podcast Aaron just like fight for control of your body I can't do well I don't want to I'm you know and this is gonna change very quickly but I'm being a little self-conscious of the fact that like this it's not real life and like when I scream you can kind of be like oh you know and like lean away or whatever like if I scream it's gonna blow out your headphones like I'm trying not to try not to get there but I guess that's what the audience has to put up with all the time so whenever like something done that doesn't work and it's like oops looks like all our base are belong to us it's like shut up dude I'm frustrated right now respect my intelligence for [ __ ] second dude this steeps blows dude it's really bad it's really bad it fight me like in the in the comments like why I'll be checking the comments on this one fight me I will absolutely go toe-to-toe with you about this level if anybody's like no you're just doing it it's like now this sucks this sucks ass alright anyone like it's been our policy for a very long time years I think not to engage with people in the comments because it's it's just not worth it man like eat too much can get misinterpreted and you I don't know like we abstain from that but here's here's your moment anyone who's ever wanted to pick a fight directly with Aaron specifically regarding Sonic in one of its levels this is the episode this is it man will be he will be in there and he will be responding to your responses it like every every every big comment is gonna have 20 replies and 10 of them are gonna be Aaron are you sure you're ready for this dude oh dude I'm getting like I'm getting chills just thinking about it like is this something that I've always wanted I don't I don't know apparently I I don't I don't like alright I'm ready to go dude I'm ready to like knuckle down and just [ __ ] throw hands oh my god alright alright well we'll see you in the comments are you Aaron are you ready to end our careers hell yeah dude just like in the same episode that we talked about how grateful we are to have been able to do this for so long all y'all are so wonderful to us and this is some [ __ ] every one who likes this stage alright bye everyone Wow sorry goodbye Dan's been flipping out all day because he learned about all the great items that he could get at Gingras comm / merch but just grab the thing dude I just died just can die oh my god grab onto it grab good thing please please that segment is is it's garbage it's that was probably oh my god I almost fell off the side just because Sonic's too fast thank goodness yes she just said sonic this time there's no way out of marrying me oh it doesn't seem like a healthy basis for a marriage that's not consent Oh team rose oh I'm fighting her what I don't want to fight her she's the person that I don't love and I'm resisting constantly oh there's a tea now we got the tea oh is this something that happens in everyone's game I don't know the team Sonic Heroes it's the best one people love it if you Sonic Heroes it's a game Sonic Heroes it's purchasable boy sure is boring around here oh it's casino town oh my god dang tails a gamble oh my god please stop when knuckles was like you the roads and tables were all part of the invite I wish Sonic had been like no [ __ ] [ __ ] under oh this is awful Wow I mean like how a friend is dead it's fine I'm sorry it took me this long to get to this point about Sonic about a Sonic game that I'm playing because I know that some people a lot of people watch it for really just that you'll just they watch it for your hate yeah well I mean yeah there's well I think there's three camps right there's the people who are real big Sonic fans and they hate that I hate it okay there's the people that are not big Sonic fans and love that I hate it and then there's the people who just watch game grumps so right I'm kind of all three yeah right yeah man this is awful this is tremendously bad there you go and and this is like in stark contrast to Sonic to that stage rules like everybody loves casino night zone I don't even like Sonic 2 and it was great but Sonic's like guys there I am I'm scary what oh [ __ ] one who dude this sucks ass no not Robotnik this is so terrible you're having a good time bad this is IGN gave this an 8 out of 10 oh cool well good for IGN they like the line I'm sure all the people that reviewed that game are not there anymore there's people with taste sonic the hedgehog like Nintendo's fat Italian plumber damn has been around forever he blasted through loops and sped through corkscrews on say again we know we know about something after a too long hiatus sanic Sega and Sonic Team are back with an original new installment Sonic Heroes seems to have gone back to the roots of the franchise in many ways oh really yeah most important of which relates to level design oh oh really the worlds are ultra entertaining unpredictable thrill rides yeah they sure are unpredictable I have no idea where this ball is gonna go despite how I'm hitting it in a deliberate path the game is faster than its Dreamcast ancestors and it's a lot prettier too I should hope so better hardware it's suck of it looked worse I didn't even whip did you see that what happened there what happened you can't excuse that you can't oh you know you just press the weird button you can't do that this is great it's great - it's great to see you getting pissed off about a Sonic game again also I really like Oh 23 yeah I wish right it'd be great if we were playing roulette instead of [ __ ] hit pimples not even a gambling game if you're gambling on pinball you officially have a gambling problem it got banned from certain arcades cuz it was considered gambling but like but that was like him oh yeah that was like in the 40s or whatever really why was he considered game what do you gamble on exactly it was to have a higher score it was just like a prohibition thing I said you're paying money and you're not getting a product you're getting a opportunity to get a high sky like what was their reasoning for anything back then stupid please I just want to escape this nightmare this is any yes no no not there you go okay so okay okay if I go up that ramp then I can make it to oh why why does he fear that way it doesn't make any sense you're not doing that I thought you were no I'm not it's totally random it's like boy I can affect how it moves but it's very minimal right there we go please please please please please please oh my god oh my lord there they are Clarence Todd and Philip robot brothers you know there's more oh it's roulette yay might as well put the controller down oh oh oh oh please please no why oh boy no no Oh eff this Oh eff this please oh please deliver me from Hell Oh Oh No you saw how it beard away from it did you see that it made a perfect arc around the [ __ ] flipper I was aiming directly at the flipper it just was like I know forget it left what does that mean for like a second oh yo can I get the OST from Sonic Heroes I just wanna blast this [ __ ] in a Corvette or something just ride through town like full blast what's up fellow kid this is all the music all the kids are dead oh my god alright no more just giving you like detailed explanations of what might happen if you play the game and I'm like how can anyone absorb any information right now my whole spirit is just overloaded with stimuli Oh God lord have mercy please what did I do to deserve this what did I I blame the Backstreet Boys man they're back alright Oh No please don't send me down there please don't send me down there oh I thought there was a way I could escape Oh No what is this what am I done did you escaped oh oh you're right back where you were oh no not you chew so little progress that's astonishing there's arrows everywhere I know what do I do Oh No please oh please no oh please no please God no please why why is this it did I do it yeah yeah that looks good I'm sick of things happening so is this a game for children I don't know man it's making me feel like a child it's making me revert there you go right in there oh great I lost 50 rings it's exactly what I wanted now I got to deal with this [ __ ] wait what's happening where we going I don't know man I have no idea I'm so confused and lost and scared I'm like frequently on the edge of my seat like clenching my [ __ ] because these characters do not cast a shadow on the ground so I have no [ __ ] clue where they are in relation to the 3d space oh now there's a shadow right when I don't need it the characters cast the shadow come on there was nothing different about how that went before and I landed on the paddle and then didn't land on the paddle there was nothing different I was holding right the entire time both times and I went in a completely different path that is ridiculous thank God I'm out Oh checkpoint yeah I'm proud of you you shut your [ __ ] trap Hills how do i oh please I'm about to throw the controller please please listen to get better as the music gets weird is my favorite thing Bambi I'll be up the old vampy old well beyond how am I to do this this makes no sense how do I grab how do I grab no [ __ ] you [ __ ] how do I activate this [ __ ] swag oh it just randomly does it when I'm mashing buttons in front of it got it yeah I wasn't doing anything different I've tried every button just that one time it worked I just I just want this nightmare to be over this this level is bizarre I thought for sure that that last level was the worst and I have been proven wrong by always come through for you man I mean like what a [ __ ] downgrade dude like Jesus just not high enough it's just not high enough okay I gotta go this way or not or I can't go all the way up all the lord have mercy on all of us please oh what a treat the weird part is I don't even know if you're making progress or not I don't know oh oh that's the end of the yeah gift has been given to me this day that was like truly one of the worst gaming experiences I've ever had in my life I'm gonna go get a drink you want to play a different game no no this is great yum-yum-yum-yum yum-yum-yum ooh yeah I add in your scream at the end yeah yeah go ahead yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yeah rainbows spinach it'll become a [ __ ] when he calls others to come okay pretty sure needed to wait another minute for that joke but that's fine what no we were yeah no no no I got that end like right at the end were you good yeah nicely done yeah man ready homes what [ __ ] isn't oh so as long as I can't say poof killaby I gotta say that wanna support traditional Japanese I don't even know where that word comes from Boocock sounds Japanese it is Japanese there is it's the origin of it is not gross but I don't remember what it it's it's it's some kind of food thing well guess what guess who's typing [ __ ] origin into his Google search history forever the feds are gonna be oh this sicko [ __ ] is jatt is a Japanese word which roughly translates to quote to splash with liquid and refers to a popular cold noodle dish yeah yeah Wow oh oh that's right I was gonna make a gag that was like cuz cuz you were like googling [ __ ] origins and I was like yeah now you're gonna find like a Wolverine yeah Japanese Wolverine bears minding its own business until its father was killed by the Rebel Alliance that's when it was abducted by the government and turned into [ __ ] X also known as weapon B for her [ __ ] in case that wasn't clear yeah oh my god the this this [ __ ] pinball segment started and then sonic was like it's time for the fun to begin and it's like you did not just [ __ ] episode 3 me like this is ridiculous this is where the fun begins like oh no what what's happening I like I don't know what just happened I don't know what just happened I landed on safe ground and then I just like got flung across the stage and now I'm falling to what appears to be either death or pinball and I don't know which one's worse we're in the pinball oh should I be careful not to fall thanks son oh boy this whole time I thought oh it would be great if I fell but due to your stage six oh I actually die if I fall through the pinball but this is the first time this has happened I wish I was dead what what's happening usually when I fall I do that when I like fall through the like lose slot a pinball of these pinball machines it's like oh you got to go through like a little mini stage and then it gets you back on the pinball machine this time if you do it you just straight up done one what an extra added an answer joy for you oh oh I see you're collecting bingo numbers dude I'm learning a lot of stuff about Bruins here by the way oh yeah hey guys spread out trying to do [ __ ] here cheeks spread out your gums here I come oh my god please let this be the end please let my my my sickness and my this is journey needs to be over this is hell on earth that's you can't even get to any of them no no no more no more no no I'll talk so ever Sonic I'll talk whatever you want where where am I to go when it when did that when did this become the entire game it's like too much this has only been two levels I can't believe this like I can't believe boy I could really go for nuts oh my god oh my god attacking attacking made me fall attacking the creature that was in front of me using my attacks potato I see that one you've never seen that okay it must have been a vine it's like six seconds long a little girl had strung a potato to a ceiling fan and it's just gently drifting around the room she's like potato I love it I may have watched it a thousand times that it's like such a vine thing it's like so vine yeah cuz it's just like it sounds funny but there's nothing technically funny like it's not a joke yeah it's just short and weird and fun to tell other people about yeah and then watch like a 10 minute compilation oh yes so yeah I thought I thought maybe that would make you happy Thanks it really just clearly yeah this is I can tell this is starting to get a little rough it's okay man it's you know it's like I knew this was gonna happen I knew it and even though I came it like from the beginning I was like oh yeah dude doing long thing they did for the book but no I mean this is pretty cool all these like fun tubes in space you know I'm glad that you get to just sit back the visual Spectre spectacle Spectre spectacle yeah like there's certainly plenty to enjoy about it I'd imagine it's very infuriating its lay though I feel like I'm like I'm losing my ability to function cognitively I am 100% on your level when it comes to that lake yeah don't attack sideways cuz you'll fly over the side you know what [ __ ] act forward I'm doing my team blasts oh there you go smart move done oh my god tripping balls I'm turning into Brent Weinbach over here like be careful what do you what do you mean Oh what just happened like at least I'm not dying at least it's sending me back yeah BAE oh okay I guess I just fly off the stage oh now I'm here how exciting for me and you almost going to cry I don't understand or like nothing is clear certainly not the mission I don't care II great give me an give me an F I don't [ __ ] care could the East End for excellent oh yeah sure she's trying to look on the bright side oh here comes the are are you ready for that burned in are yes hell yeah and boom there it is yeah that's so weird oh my god beautiful beautiful and we all know who's going to win it's the man who leaves the watermark ah for or oh it's not for Robotnik is it it's so weird Oh does it look like there's a bunch of them did you only just realize that just now sonic looks like them come on guys let's [ __ ] these robot what Sonic I don't like even Eggman like I don't know yeah maybe we should maybe we should take a five you catch him in mid moo-ha-ha am I supposed to that's my brain what did he say that's what it sounded like hey everybody welcome back oh sorry sorry sorry I was singing stabbing westward Oh kids - oh that's a good song right it's a good artist it's a band it's a band okay cool who would you [ __ ] who would you marry who would you kill oh I would marry you I would [ __ ] Eggman something about you saying I would [ __ ] Eggman with like such certainty in your voice I mean yeah right like of course I [ __ ] like one [ __ ] Eggman [ __ ] god dammit oh that's so brutal [ __ ] ring back okay [ __ ] [ __ ] was that how was that how the name was originally pronounced yeah I looked it up and it was who King fook this is really hard a dude it's the robot carnival what do you expect fun and games joy in a carnival like setting yeah like [ __ ] elephant ears I don't think so the brush them all I mean blast them all dang it oh those were the easy ones the ones that I died to like 15 times all these quotes out of contact sound like they're from a porn don't get too cocky don't get too excited boys here they come see there's one much harder than this coming [Laughter] don't go soft on me now Hedgehog well that is what this game has taught you to do oh okay why there's a there was a train see should have matched somebody when it got hit when they got hit by the train mmm-hmm now you're learning my man and when you play sonic you learn real life skills for example not to get frustrated at the small stuff got it okay go well what the [ __ ] I don't know Dan I don't know I just learned that if I just [ __ ] like push to the right and press the jump button I just zips to the other one but I guess if I do that too fast then the game's like oh you just want to jump off then it's like no I don't it clearly don't why would I want to jump off it's ridiculous it's a monorail going over nothing dude why can't I jump to that one oh losing my [ __ ] mind here dude this is pretty great Oh Sonic's the name speed's me speak my cape let's use the speed formation to climb the pole alright alright here we go I definitely wouldn't rather die what do you meet I know there we go alright I can't remember exactly what he was saying I didn't get a good look at it but uh I feel like he said something like I'm sure glad we chose Sonic as our leader right before you fell off the cliff it was like I just I can't believe I swear to [ __ ] god I can't believe the audacity of the people that made this game to have all these [ __ ] like rayless cliffs and have every goddamn button in this entire game just put vault youth sort like the speed of sound in a random direction it's it's it's unbelievable how they do this to you I can't believe we've to make a mod I can't take it much longer this is this is agony mm-hmm we're at Dante's sixth level of Hell Oh what happened there oh I can just imagine like a video of you like holding the box of sonic heroes and there's like a little corner peeled up and you're like wait what's this and you peel it back and it says Dante's Inferno underneath and you're like I knew it you can't fool me these creeps are guarding that kid is a duty we would know them okay they might be really cool guys maybe this is just their job he's trying to pay their families a hedgehog that shows up every so often just yeah I don't know like okay well that doesn't seem bad that's like somebody like hiring somebody to like shoot your javelinas and you're in your yard or whatever you know it's like yeah they're invasive like just if you see one just you just get rid of it okay that's what these robots are with robot Robotnik's like there's a hedgehog it's just I can't anymore with this Hedgehog literally I can't my leave yeah it's like I make all these inventions and robots and I'm trying to like you know create a better world through like AI and like this [ __ ] Hedgehog she shows up with his stupid friends please just help me just help me robot he's like no problem I got you fam I've got a robot javelin that will help oh yeah so here's the thing that was very sobering about this this play mechanic because I was like oh even after I did this like team dive thing I was like mm-hmm can't knuckles fly can't he like put his arms out like Superman and then I tried it and he did it but then there were two other hedgehogs attached to their two other characters attached to him and I was like oh he's doing the fly but he's doing it with two other people attached to his hands and they would just look stupid it's a great question Oh oh you know it's funny I have it's probably not even one second it might be half a second delay not in hearing your voice but in seeing the screen Oh a house so I hear you react to things a split second before I see them so you'll just be riding the rail normally and then I'll hear you'd be like what the [ __ ] it's okay dude it's so wow it's like you have like time-travel powers yeah except the time travel the kind of time travel where I get the news after everyone else so like the most useless time travel possible I'm about does that mean you can preach oh oh you know what let's let's finish this next time on game yeah all right yeah yeah okay I'm about to lose my mind lose my mind lose my mind how's it go I think you meant up in here up in here oh oh yeah I'm about to lose my mind yeah that's how it goes yeah it's y'all gonna make me lose my y'all gonna make me y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in nine your version Aaron which while incredible was I'm going to lose my mind lose my mind lose my mind what you did was actually much closer to London bridges falling oh oh all right next time I game roofs I'm about to lose my mind loose it's like the Kidz Bop version good-bye doubt right hello everybody welcome back to my waking nightmare I'm here with my friends yeah yep we're here like I could just imagine like a like a civil war hero writing to his wife like you do you my dearest Moll unless the cannon fire shows up over the horizon is it a lighting heaven or the hell that I might be sent to on this very time tomorrow I can only think of your beautiful countenance and remember that literally my life is beaches every single skinny wasted high-fashion riding in the g-wagon after that we lost my father to the war but we still have his letter framed we we wrote a pop song with the lyrics it's it bro it's just like in Moby Dick when Queequeg gets dysentery on the ship though right yeah yeah and they they go down to the to the bowels of the ship and they think he's going to die and they they pick out wood that reminds him of his indigenous homeland and build him a coffin so he can die in and then he makes a full recovery because he realizes that he's not yet ready to drift off into eternity and and never feel a human emotion again and he turns to Ishmael and says literally my life is skinny wasted high-fashion riding in the g-wagon and then Ishmael responds whoo-wee I've got everything reblogged on the screen and then captain ahab comes in at ease eight goals you just read the book you got you you got to put those jokes in somewhere before you forget it all gotta get that gotta get those sick timely moby dick references absolutely also I think it's important that if my life is Eva I don't know her real name I assume it's Eva if she ever ends up seeing this somehow I hope she knows that we actually love that song Oh without a doubt like we not ironically sing it to each other I get it stuck in my head all the time all the time all the time it is just so catchy that it drives me insane that's that's the thing about liking something ironically I've said it a million times and it's not my quote but I just it's I love it is when you like something ironically you still get to like it yeah yeah yeah and and chances are you will you will start liking it ironically and end up loving it an ironic way yep it's all over it's all over did you just run into the lasers trying to get the rings that got shot out of you lasers yes I did [ __ ] this [ __ ] game [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] the agency where they've let you [ __ ] you press a button in you move 30 miles an hour another direction just walk did you just walk around instead of I was trying to break the barrels uh it's really funny your hate it's ridiculous it's just it's like if a button is there for attack and like destroy property then that's what the function should be it shouldn't be attack destroy property and also fling yourself 30 miles in a random direction [ __ ] stupid it please oh my god oh my god go ahead with what you were gonna say I actually like heard flashes of like sequelitis anger in what you're saying they're like I actually heard like a little bit of like well the game mechanic is wrong that you change it yes Oh bad it's so it's so honest it seemed like it's I just remember listening to that and being like man he really feels that way oh yeah oh my god [ __ ] this we're doing some Tony Hawk [ __ ] now okay have you been here before yes okay boy I'm not that way Wow see and that wasn't even acting that was honest-to-god legit rage oh my [ __ ] oh my god literally my life beaches every single night I'm oh I'm sorry everybody at home who's angry at me for maybe you shouldn't make the [ __ ] button to go up the pole the same button is zip around the stage in three different directions and then fall off okay maybe that's what should have been the case in this game okay Jesus Christ oh I should have jumped first yeah thank you thank you for that feedback you [ __ ] God fight me I don't care this is the worst salt like Sonic oh six has its own level of bad but it's [ __ ] hilarious and it's because it's so glitchy this [ __ ] sucks holy [ __ ] don't even start with me don't you I don't want to see a single dissenter like it was I swear you know I think you'll see a single descent if for anybody in the comments I sigh invite it dude I will punch every single one of you this [ __ ] is so bad it is gonna be like that scene in Jay and Silent Bob strike back where they get a list of everyone who said anything mean about them on the Internet I swear to God I will I don't care like this is what it's all been up to I've been I have a savings account I can buy those flights I'm ready like I don't give a [ __ ] this is we're done we're done forever suck suck my toes ass set your toes ass try to come up with a new insult please this might be the episode that someone showed my life is Eva would you please make a good impression crazy person dad died in the Civil War man all right it was just so extra funny because while you were standing there like quietly like just barely moving a muscle up on that platform I was like I know that with the latency and the extra time it takes for me to get this image what I what's going to happen is he's just gonna be standing there and all of a sudden I'm gonna hear you scream though and then I'm gonna see sonic shoot like a [ __ ] cannonball off the side of the screen and that is exactly what oh my god I can't take it I can't take how would you just hit the square button you catapult look I can't it's it's not okay it's not okay I'm going through Sonic Heroes reviews you know and there it's like five stars after five stars oh I mean that's Sonic Adventure looks like a ten out of ten game when it came out oh yeah yeah oh no these are recent these are recent reviews absenting heroes yeah here I'll read you a couple mmm hoppity pop pop up the heroic music and sonic never stops heart heart heart heart this game is so much fun ever had out-of-this-world mac and cheese Sonic Heroes is one of the cheesiest of Mac's the characters that just downright smack Oh suck my [ __ ] dick give me my god like suck my dick who ever wrote that like you can't honestly you can't honestly have been on this stage and the stage before it and the stage before it and not like screamed your lungs out and how [ __ ] ridiculous this [ __ ] is okay I alright I just I finally got to a one star review from Thibault or and/or and he said loved this game as a kid revisiting eight years later made me realize what a shitty excuse this is for a game it's full of bugs and glitches and it's just unfinished who ever tested this game is definitely brain dead so there you go there's your brother in arms I mean I won't go that far like I'll stop it like maybe this wasn't there like altruistic but brain-dead Lego yes thanks a lot Sega and Sonic Team I learned about teamwork yeah we're sonic heroes all that as an adorable review it takes five stars to learn and learn about teamwork Aaron so it's a one player game I'm sitting here alone there is a two-player mode okay I can't be that unfair I'm having a good time I mean meet sue like I said man I [ __ ] love Sonic nobody gets it nobody understands everyone's like oh how could this guy getting so many blessings from Sonic team and it's like because I love this [ __ ] I live for this have you not seen a single episode of game grumps like this is this is what I miss is literally my life [Laughter] it's dead just stop definitely a last load that hell's the point of this [ __ ] if you can't [ __ ] you gotta stop every literally seconds down down come on [ __ ] God you can't design a game like a [ __ ] Castlevania when you move like a [ __ ] Jeep convertible bugs oh [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] go dry off speaking did you see y'all [ __ ] it's just like slammed into the water so what are you doing what are you [ __ ] why why every time that one it's perfect I knew it perfect I'm gonna [ __ ] murder somebody and I don't care how out of my body I wiggle in the Wemo still got six seconds go I can't go forward six seconds garbage ass next I wiggle the wave oh this is making me have to poop know what the hell it's okay what the [ __ ] with that 25 seconds left 21st it's fine it's fine everything's good fine this is this is the first Sonic game where I'm not gonna have a breakdown no I mean this is the last episode i canno it doesn't okay a breakdown is when I throw the controller and yeah and and pace around the room that have why a little that happened two episodes ago did it yeah no I guess i black out this is gonna be this is ever gonna be the Sonic playthrough where I don't black out with rage oh it happened last time I guess I black God please that way oh my god please you're dancin like Pinocchio here we go because I don't know oh no oh no no it's a curious thing in the world oh all right I'm so happy for you from this point on it's just gonna be beaches every single day but again this it's Sonic Heroes review and [ __ ] definition origin half of my search history I could look up literally my life you get there you got a lot going on over there man yeah oh there's more oh good there's more see in the real world these brows are not on fleek winged liner ain't so easy my look is pretty weak but you know that that's a that's a lyric that I don't personally connect with oh my but when I showed Ashley that line she was like yeah I get it winged liner II ain't easy yeah it's a very precise art it's hard to get like symmetrical I only know this because Suzy has 100% perfected it can I just say this is at this point it's just nitpicky uh-huh but you show up here and there's these three things in your way like they're just they're a complete like this looks like you're not supposed to go this way right like that is a wall of things are they cannons that shoot you know you just walk past them got it that is weird like it's a weird choice by far one of the least egregious things but like yeah I mean it's not it's it doesn't ruin my day or anything but it is it is an odd choice I just don't I just don't get it sometimes uh it's literally my life is beaches every single night messy buns and Christmas lights that's right what that's right to messy buns and Christmas lights oh great she's got messy buns Aaron I'm very happy for her dan I'm very happy for her but if you'll recall and I will ask this footage to be played back look at this look at this there are rails there are mesh rails that are protecting me from falling off but oops I just happened to punch and be flung in the one spot where there weren't rails protecting me from falling off messy buns and Christmas lights Oh so thank you sonic heroes best game award goes to you so back in real life I still can't find a bay my local coffee shop still messes up my name my dearest mom I gotta tell you Aaron when we started oh no no this must be yeah this must be episode 7 because this is all been part of one big session and if you'll recall from the first episode this is the one where we were trying do to the Backstreet Boys tour we had to record separately right and I was nervous I wasn't sure if if this format was gonna work when we're separated like this but I have to say after listening to you [ __ ] loser by Dover Sonic Heroes for 90 straight minutes I gotta say it's really not that different though it's you know we it has all the magic and spirit of when we're right next to each other I'm just trying to have a good time man you know I'm just trying to have a good life look at this hearing it we're doing it look at this a great time III just want you to see even though we played that back I just want to illustrate n percent of the entire wall space of this but I just so happened while I was trying to kill that and with the only attack that can kill that enemy yeah and flung myself accidentally off into this hole yeah so fun here's what I don't get the final lyrics in verse 3 is literally my life is drifting stores and hand-me-downs picking graduation gowns literally my life is hitting up the drive-through got shotgun in mom Subaru so is mom Subaru in Subaru in fact the g-wagen I think that we've heard so much about I think it is yeah it is G Wagen well I mean was but you don't you don't want to say G Wagen twice in the song then it's uncool then it seems like you're obsessed and it doesn't rhyme with drive-thru exactly I get it team look at this this is what happens when I try to move the camera look at this this is what happens oh what's going into first person mode Oh baby wait no that's no that's what's been happening what do you mean what I try to but sometimes it don't [Laughter] I'm trying to eat the right stick traditionally in three also why is knuckles just walking in place he's moonwalking traditionally in 3d video game platformers the the right stick is to move the camera correct yes in this case for some reason right now that is right but now in first person now right stick first person apparently you have to be moving in order for to move the camera and when you stop it turns to first person when you use the right stick you know those controls where you look at the instructions and there's like 40 buttons that do 40 different things and and you and I are always like why do they do this there's no what bye tails there's no way that they could need this many buttons and this is the game this is the game that needs all 40 buttons it it you know I think you're right time for next time on gaming it's oh oh what a gift tune in next week tune in next time for another action-packed adventure of the arid loses his mind well bye then so this is the end of our session by then I'll have been refreshed so that I can I can we can start all over again oh cool I got abducted oh these things happen well I've got therapy tomorrow and I will be talking about this yeah well I've got everything reblogged on the screen good bye everyone bye a great job baby bear fantastic and testing hello everybody welcome back oh we are fresh yup everything's great we're so so good and positive and feeling great let me tell you what happened I started at the bottom and now I'm here are you sure and moreover I started at the bottom and now my whole crew laughing here whoa dang bee's knees would it be great if he was just like now my whole crew heck in here but just like with it with the same like tough-guy Authority right no my whole crew is dang ol here yeah alright the whole crew ding ding here and then I have to go over here and then I go oh sorry Sonic yeah just like hang it outside on the barbed wire sonic is bleeding out you better believe he's doing it fast did you bring your crew with you I don't know if they're here though yeah you're going back to the bottom don't worry that's where I started you know what I like most about this game what easy on the eyes not a lot going on Oh big colors dude I think it's hot oh I gotta do the whole damn level again [ __ ] sighs fine yeah I'm not just not supposed to press the go immediately fast at all times which is also the same button as the go p-- destroy egg man's bagel yes I mean oh [ __ ] trigger happy and I jumped when I wasn't supposed to yeah a lot of don't fall don't fall well am i worse at this than when I was playing before when I was just trying to get through it because you didn't have the pressure of knowing that a hundred thousand people are watching you judging watching judging judging watching every move judging commenting judging posting judging hating that's fine yeah it definitely affects the way you play the game I I give out my plenty of my own hate through the world so I get it you know I keep trying to improve the world with my positivity and well sonic just does it to me you know yeah you know it had to do it to me but now you're here that is have you learned nothing of the lessons of Drake if you like it you should put on a wedding ring the change in my pocket goes ching-a-ling ching-a-ling on the thing oh don't hit me don't sign it currently has one ring it's amazing how as you know and as our lovelies at home know as well I am on a half a second to one second delay because we were recording this right in different places so if my reactions seem a little bit off it's because I'm getting the information visually slightly later but I can say that I've gotten into quite a rhythm of just listening to Aaron laughing and then seeing him still at the thing he's laughing about and the joy and then hearing him scream know and then think then having one second to think oh I wonder how he felt and then seeing it happen it's like semi instant gratification this will be a treasure [Laughter] the next screen is now loading guy to do it if you chose baby it's bullet stages and you gotta destroy egg man's bagels he's drowning in cream cheese I can't believe it I can't believe this tremendous failure there's some there's so many things you could be referring to what being a tremendous failure no no just you could be talking about your own performance the game design and just so many ways to look at it oh because there's so much failure all around it's like I'm it's like I'm buried in failure well that's a good title let me write that down and not writing down titles well as they and not look not like um not like shallow grave failure where you're just like did a couple shovel fulls of failure onto my body like this is like dirt packed failure this is like desert clay failure real tight you have millions of years of just like just compressed failure please don't defend this nobody defend this a lot of people love this game dude I know look I know I know and I don't care I've never less about anything it's just so okay fast it's so and you just zip around at Lightspeed all the time and all these sounds awesome situations no there's like sounds I hear sounds like the promise of Sonic hey and and you just can't handle it baby I'm too slow for this game what is this what is this what is this my worst nightmare what is this I know I'm gonna I feel like in like two minutes I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonna be like oh man what is happening what does happened what is happening you're falling somehow hey hey what's happening oh god no please why is it taking so long to die you just have to instinctively know God because there were no checkpoints oh [Laughter] when you hit the side of the thing you do a little like oh whoops almost fell oopsie-doopsie like when was that everything yeah I don't know this is fun no I'm having a good time me too man I'm loving this this is definitely the music of a 90s commercial where the dads like in sepia tones and he's like you have to do your whole work and finish your applesauce and then the kid explodes through in bright colors and a backwards hat he's like there's like a s stamp on the screen or something no and then it does that thing we're like it it's everything starts playing it like five frames per second but it's all like it's all like two two-tone colors like oh yeah Ambra dude what do I do to get off of it when it goes backwards like this what do you mean I'm oh my god I can't believe this game so yeah you're getting quiet and defeated sounding well it's so it's so [ __ ] scary man like everything about this is terrifying make one wrong move and you go back like a thousand years get to relive every [ __ ] part of your life over and over again wow that's heavy man and that's an sonic it's not like the good parts of your life video games aren't the good part of your life Aaron uh-huh I beg to differ they are when they're fun oh you mean like sonic in the Black Knight no that was are you seeing this does that mean you can't do this okay good oh all right Jesus Christ Jesus Christ don't tell me that was my fault this is [ __ ] ridiculous I feel like Jesus Christ has better things to do he's like it wasn't your fault my son yeah sake now if you'll excuse me I have literally everything else in the world to do right now I understand you're upset but consider what you're upset at yes just Sonic the Hedgehog and somebody in the comic section is just like just Sonic the Hedgehog Jesus is like all right man I kind of feel like sometimes if Jesus actually read YouTube comments he would be like dude chill oh my god man like all right yeah and I say unto you chill man dude [ __ ] off each IV like take it easy ha be like oh this is your hobby I got it sorry destroy that and destroy that engine core knuckles yeah young shitty as a battering ram use me ride me stick your giant knuckled fist into my butthole and I wish this board would end so close oh no tails tails tails why do you do that every time you do that they run straight ahead to the ring he fakes me out he's such a jerk is it possible that tails is like a mole working for it man it's China it's trying to sabotage the mission every time do you remember that scene in Sonic Adventure when he's like he's like I don't care about no fake emerald and it is like how did you get he's like because you just told me oh yeah I was planned oh my god this is unbelievable we found you out tails you son of a [ __ ] how can I remember like nothing about like my life in the time I spend with my friends and I remembered every scene in sonic the hedge happening I don't know I don't know just keep going it's fine everything's okay what Oh [ __ ] mother you okay it's fine it's fine perhaps we should pause no man damn no I know but like we'll just pause the episode and you'll get back to that point holy [ __ ] do I have to start this from the very beginning of this [ __ ] yeah man you gotta just you just try egg man's bagel you gotta do that okay well pause it please God pause it why have I chosen this for myself and for you I don't know I'm pausing it'll give me an opportunity to weep softly into my own pillow that's a great idea Daniel this is giving me a headache do you think the guy who did the music for this just sat down his wife was like Steve we gotta go now and he's like all right hold on I just gotta put in the music for this entire game and then just hit the upload button yes bill my neighborhood on the check it's always right afterwards always right afterwards oh please oh my god oh my god have I done it Oh huh what is this what is this what is this what at all okay merciful heavens Sonic is dead but that's fine that's whatever I don't give a [ __ ] oh my god a checkpoint yes oh my god arid congratulations put this in whoever's editing this oh dude I'm so happy for you this calls for a celebration song [Music] I can't go any further this way why wouldn't the camera turn back why wouldn't the camera turn back oh no it has to go into first person mode and then swing back this way okay great in a game where falling off the edge is the most precarious thing in the world no I have to walk towards the camera that's thank you thank you Sonic Heroes 2 3 4 that is this game Steam song in a nutshell hey man you know what we go for gold dog did I get any I don't believe it [Laughter] somebody sent me an uber it was a very good mail by the way but it was it was it was like here's how you don't here's how you get higher than Annie and I was like dude I don't know who you think you're talking to right now yeah there's the II might as well stand for every day of my life this is the very best I could possibly do oh you're far dude you crossed the more than halfway the egg Albatross opa told me about this one people told me that i would have trouble on this one because i had real on the egg hawk people gauntlet ross yeah and people are like there's no way he's gonna [ __ ] do this one then i think you can defeat any combination of eggs and birds that exists oh look at this that's great that's great you did a lot of damage I guess I'll just let's have it at home on the Albatross the whole time but are you actually doing damage to it no I have to like get over to yeah I think you might have to dismount this is precarious this is so scary is it so scariest yeah I'm waiting till it gets back to like a point where it's centered yeah I agree that's the move can't believe it was real oh dude really I mean okay I certainly again there we go yes zag the body damn sonik [ __ ] thirsty much I don't own a rings dude Oh like that yeah I'm gonna definitely gonna die definitely definitely oh why oh did I do it oh my gosh okay hit one down okay yeah you have no rings mmm what is this is that a ring now I'd be neat it'd be a lot cooler if it was a ring bro I need some rings oh no rings damn you I'm so nervous what was that why did it go as a bottom okay well everyone's leveled up that's nice don't these guys ever give you rings oh don't good gosh ness why aren't there any rings everybody's leveled up though oh yeah that'll help me when I die indifferently Wow am i doing it right am i doing it right am i doing it right I do it's impossible to know there we go I did it right yeah oh [ __ ] ass oh my god did you beat the egg albatross oh no it's not over it's not over no oh oh wait a minute yeah we just said Eggman is getting away and then he said that guy never gives up you just said he's retreating man no no what the [ __ ] that's what he looks like when he's lying on the ground yeah it's weird right it's like at quills all splayed out just just anything just anything yeah this just meet press yourself through the deli sindelle cylinders so help me God by the ghosted II into this left center of your screen boy no no now loading no please take me to the beginning of the egg albatross please I swear to God if I have to do bullet canyon again I'm no no no I I think you're okay cuz you've got 50 points down okay please Lord please God okay okay it's gonna be the shortest episode of game grumps of all time I'll play something else I don't care I'll [ __ ] play tiddlywinks I don't give a [ __ ] yeah alright now I'll play that game where you peed do your own face well you don't play that you know you guys don't play that game I play it all the time yeah some people say it's not really a game they're [ __ ] my brother we'd play with my own face you're not gonna regret this what playing this cuz yes yeah yeah you're going to regret this should be the tagline on the box magazine ad Sonic Heroes you're going to regret this oh my god what's what what you got hit by the trains there and there's trains with a bag out of a truck you got hit by AG trains yo they trains but like they made of eggs de eggs dough yo but really when you think about it what came first to angle de train okay that was like a legit anger that last one oh yeah oh yeah there was no you didn't make a joke just y'all [ __ ] hit the table you know what you know it's like you know when you're like that scene or somebody's like shut up chop chop chop chop chop like you just know like oh thats legit like cuz they just can't contain it anymore that's absolutely I was oh you're out of control God with the [ __ ] train with the [ __ ] train it gives me a [ __ ] split second to react to it I can't see it because the camera is all [ __ ] wild when I'm trying to get on the thing I don't want to hear rest fight you must fight the egg albatross Oh I'll bat Ross over there oh good well okay how's this going yeah yeah yeah hey feeling well I'd talk me talk me through um it's a nightmare [Music] boogy boogy Woogy you can't be it's a nightmare hated oh maybe I should use my team up attack I'm sure people are screaming about that or whatever and every time this happens I'm just so impressed by that this is possible think of all the time it took to program this I'm gonna fall off don't kiss me knuckles he's like I'm like hazy about you man but yeah no no oh boy it's always the same train to that middle red one after he starts retrieving oh I didn't use my team of attack if I had one no more then give it the war and I don't random or I want to do thank you all right wonder if that was my favorite sonic moment of any Sonic game we played on grumps oh you can get there did you see that yes I landed on the rail and then it just flew right through it it was pretty dope I think big the cat's terrible froggy fishing thing certainly some of the sonic fanfictions you're hysterical laughing fit at the concept of sonic [ __ ] very fast and then being hundreds of miles from his [ __ ] before anyone can find out and then also just like not remembering that that conversation happened and then laughing as all over again yeah I agree I agree there's very special good that was because that was I was just like so lost in the sauce you know yes just like do you think Sonic [ __ ] yeah your brain like reverted to its default setting which is to ask a [ __ ] question yeah I have to have to wash myself of myself before I start gaem grams or else it'll just be me making songs about sucking on a dick did you say watch or wash wash yeah yeah like actually bathe yourself like purify yourself in the waters of Lake handsome yeah this is stage what 9 this is stage 9 yeah look at all the progress you're making yeah man I'm so proud of you oh thank you so much I appreciate that I am NOT proud of myself in fact I'm mostly ashamed but thanks man it's fine means a lot coming from you that was so centered in between possibly sincere and possibly sarcastic that I'll never know if you were serious or not I was gonna say that I meant that sincerely but now now I'm feeling yeah leave it up in the air yeah it's just look more mystery less history baby oh there you go that's good oh I don't want to do speed I don't it's it's so well your ass out of luck Holmes cuz this is Sonic the Hedgehog and he's got to go fast you hear how my Jersey accent kicked in and hedgehog Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog we got lots of dogs go dogs go dogs love go Bulldogs thanks for that tails but yeah a way to make it about you tails we're all fallings matter oh my god because I just tapped the [ __ ] stick yeah no you uh you gotta let it you gotta let that marinate ha ha I find it funny how Sonic address at the beginning when Eggman is not there there's a joke you find it funny how what Eggman he's like Eggman ah you're going down at the beginning of most stages I don't know maybe he only said at the beginning of this stage and I'm just a [ __ ] [ __ ] but okay I just it's like oh but Eggman is not there haha I don't fully understand Darin I'm just trying to make conversation dude boy just go with me homie yeah like this this game isn't doing it for me probably wasn't it doing it for me ever I know that there was a part where a woman drops a baby because I saw it with Joe and there was a guy behind us during that scene who said before though and we have remembered that for the past 27 years all right buddy I can't even hear you on the mics I can see Aaron on discord he's losing it right now yeah I don't like we'll never know anything more about that guy or why he said that or anything oh you did it nice save Wow oh you know it was vampire style that I showed Ashley and she loved it it was amazing mm-hm vampire hunter deep blood lust oh yeah I mean have you seen it dude I'm just gonna say no because I saw it when I was young and it was on sci-fi channel for Saturday anime and oh okay I was just like me and that was it it's amazing he's got a hat I yeah definitely watch as usual watch the Japanese language version with English subtitles which you can't find anywhere except YouTube for some reason oh yeah that's the case with so many anime yeah but it was fantastic and I don't understand why it wasn't a massive I bet it I bet if it came out now it would be a massive head I'll say like we made it no no just if they put that exact movie out now for the first time like because now everyone's here is into anime I feel like anime was still kind of on the fringe like in the year 2000 when it came out right because I checked Wikipedia and it made 150,000 dollars at the box office Wow that's not what you would call a smash goodbye like a candy bar with that did you did you check like crunchyroll or anything yeah try crunchy roll Hulu Netflix Amazon and everything they only had the english-language version [Laughter] congratulations you made it so I only slightly hated a level of yours that's right no no oh hey then this video is sponsored by Ray Khan you working out there it looks like you having a lot of trouble there yeah no I'm good just work it out good cool you know what really help you out to work out harder is these break on every dayi twenty-fives they pair super easily to your devices and they got six hours of battery life the bass sounds awesome and those tunes will really get you hopped and ready to go my ears here try them on oh heck yeah what's the power music I feel like I could do anything yeah if you want your own pair instead of borrowing mine like a jerk you can go to buy rake on Comm slash the grumps and get 15% off your order yeah I guess the everyday e25 s gave him a little too much awesome but you can handle it any chance that this sub this album this episode will come out on Halloween around and when you get too excited and high-pitched your microphone cuts out like discord so all I heard was that's basically what I said okay I'd say I literally started the sentence where you heard it and then stead gibberish and then but ended it with stuff around that case I feel a lot better about the whole situation good luck tails oh yeah great job dude I believe that only five stages remain well yeah well you know what I have to say that last that last stage was really Pleasant it wasn't as if setting as all the other stages I would say that was really the most likeable stage yeah I liked it a lot it was it's fun to look at and you weren't in excruciating yeah exactly man I'm on a likeability meter it wasn't negative there you go that sounds like positive that's a flea market down everyone stage 9 Sonic Heroes Aaron loves at thumbs up from Aaron can't recommend it enough worth it to get through all of the other stuff just that one stage yeah just jam it it Jam everything in everywhere mm-hmm and then just hope for the best is that frog not your friend or is that frog cool I don't know man they entice een him before I don't remember that their stuff just that one stage what wait what makes me think that because tails was like there's that black road again oh and I was like again yeah you know what with this game that's no guarantee that you saw it it's like what from your dream sir yeah there's that frog again for my goddamn dream Oh Fabian nightmare boy tails really lets you recover you know those little whoops those little soft baked chocolate chip cookies they're Entenmann's they come in a white box that you can see through the top mm-hmm yeah yeah I like when I used to come home from high school my friends and I would get together and we'd stop at the sweet shop and I would eat an entire box of those every day and you're never gonna believe this I have digestive issues later in life but worth it and I definitely want I definitely want a box so that's gonna be my Backstreet Boys tour treat to myself well you don't do that oh god that was really funny that was like perfect delivery on this what do you just speaking from the heart man you're never gonna believe this I have digestive so funny oh I couldn't I couldn't I it's weird I think the exact frequency of you laughing is the frequency that the mic cuts out on yeah so like when you get into laughing fits it just goes dead silent and I'm like Aaron y'all right bud yeah but then I can see your tiny face convulsing in the corner of the screen I have been laughing quite hard in this session is even cracking me the hell up that's wonderful it's from my from my perspective it sounded like dead [ __ ] silence yeah discord has a you know people are like typing or whatever it has like a complex algorithm to just cancel that [ __ ] out when it happens so I guess my laughter is on whatever spectrum of like oh that's too much nobody wants the typing frequency yeah interesting do you think that's another oh my god I did it again what am I supposed to do there jump yeah try jumpin try jumping that's a good trick oh yeah I didn't even do I went a different way so there you go okay great problem solved you can do that in this game I guess I have been doing it over and over Aaron because you can do that I guess also Aaron I'm gonna go down this path this time game grumps we're idiots also game grumps we're [ __ ] oh my god if this if if name also name it becomes like a game grumps thing yeah so happy oh god yeah people are way into it it's such a funny thing I mean it's you know it's so prevalent that's why people use it but yes it's very challenging you can't excuse that I don't care man I don't care don't even tell me in the know you did it wrong and I didn't do it wrong that's how it is it's ah with that again ooh baby oh my god oh I'm freaking out dude it's like a ride at Universal Studios my way and Megan troll shut up she's there what a price to pay that two-timing [ __ ] I think he's gonna stand me up what's the T damn nice right funny stuff myself hello it's me Aaron here to tell you that our PG is wave 2 and rpg's wave 1 back in stock in the game craft store gamer song / merch or RPGs calm and we also have a new product it's RPGs stickers that's right RPG stickers look at that ultra rare baby it's the same same rarity as RPGs you got 20 stickers in the set you get 3 stickers per pack and it's it's completely random and and don't forget you're guaranteed at least one uncommon or better in each packet leave these adorable things drawn by me I'm so excited go check them out please our PJs calm or gamegrumps calm / merch pick them up they're so cute alright everybody my pain continues yep welcome back to Sonic Heroes today is the day when we are going to finish the Sonic Tails knuckles run of this game is actually well not today is in this episode but today is in like this session do you so I guess my comment is constructed in a way that's completely meaningless to everyone hearing it well I mean I don't know I don't know if that's true I don't know I don't know if that's true well there there are 14 stages and I believe we're on stage 10 and we could we have four episodes basically to play with so I would say if we don't finish it it would indicate a pretty terrible lack of skill and execution on one of our parts also what I understand Oh oh no he's got kale oh no oh oh what a price to pay what is oh did the game freeze I just thought knuckles standing there like you got knocked out by the way team dark is kind of like it's like the name that I would proudly announce I was in a in a gang good like that's the name of my gang when he like in third grade to to the other kids in my school and then I would be promptly and savagely beaten yeah we're team dark because we have a dark disposition weird ambivalent towards both good and evil and they just surround me and be like oh no chaos control I guess my screen he's for a good three seconds there we go is that supposed to happen no exactly maybe he's controlling your body chaotically yeah you're probably right I guess I'll just throw those at them forever working hey for a boy that doesn't make any sense well done 14 things my plane more like Hong Castle am i right yes we will what are you channeling a little Sonic over here I I missed that gentleman and his incredible writings I have had requests to read Sonic fan fiction yes during this playthrough I've had more requests not to read so I don't really know what to do yeah horn it would also be kind of weird too because as as everyone knows thanks to the Backstreet Boys reunion to where we are recording this separately and I'm on a slight delay and also something about the capture equipment your laughs cancels out your entire microphone so oh I can like I can reset that I found out that I can reset that oh please do because when you just had that laughing fit when you won that fight I couldn't hear a [ __ ] for like two minutes okay all right I'll turn it off those in the next the transitions you remind me though cuz I'm gonna forget no problem no problem it's um I'll forget too and then when you laugh again I'll be like damn it but that would that would make reading fanfiction quite difficult to as I wouldn't know when to stop reading because of your laughter oh okay right oh that's true interesting interesting yeah dude I mean who could have who could have foreseen this set of circumstances yeah i getcha getcha should we risk following these torches tale just said we maybe we should follow these torches I wasn't gonna trust the torches but you did you just followed the path of torches no I did but because it was my only option Dan but you you're very you're confusing me you're like I'm not gonna do this as you had just finished doing it and then also my shadow isn't on the moving platform which makes it super difficult well sometimes it's sometimes it's there yeah as Shadow the Hedgehog has showed us shadows are unpredictable and you never know what side they're gonna be on there though ya know it's I think it could be good or they could be bad yeah they could be to the left or they could be to the right depending on the position of the Sun this level so here's the thing when I was complaining about the level where I said the people should fight me people were like you haven't seen anything yet so I guess awesome they're like worse levels but I don't know everything so far hasn't been like at like nearly as bad as that one no I thought the last two were quite charming the swampy levels the jungle one was pretty fun yes yes but fun with like quotation marks yeah it was like fun in a tolerable way I've hated things more it wasn't driving me nuts it wasn't making me feel bananas wow there's a lot of food analogies in our life I can't believe there's no shadow on this and maybe this is because I've been told by many many a sonic and game grumps fan that the ps2 version of Sonic Heroes is clearly inferior which I did not know going into us Oh super to compare to what the GameCube version or that got if I had known going into this then I would have been ten times more excited to play this version because that was a deliberate thing when we played the Wii version of Sonic Unleashed or whatever the [ __ ] yeah you know your enjoyment of games like this is completely dependent on expectations going into it if you're like oh this is supposedly the shittiest whatever like you're actually happy about it but if you don't know that going in you just it sucks it's very funny hey man life is all about expectations you know if you go in with low expectations you know it's it's easy to be like oh wow that was better than I yeah I agree that's why that's why sequels it's always tough sequels you know it's like I wanted to be as good as the first one it's like probably not gonna be no it won't be that's happened twice unless you're spider-man - spider-man - aliens Terminator - Godfather - yeah I can think of those four and no others I'm gonna do that thing where I grab it look the exact right time yeah open a door [Laughter] okay this is good there we go yes there's a little there's a little square that shows up next to tails's icon so when it's possible that's when you know I say anybody even when I was doing it it wasn't working okay people to know that I noticed that and I know that that was gonna be the thing like oh I can't believe you didn't see I saw it it just didn't work sometimes that's that is okay that is my defense for like 80% of this game when I get criticized for certain things about how this game works it's like no I I know it's just not working I don't think anyone's gonna criticize you know oh you're right I think this has been a pretty flawless performance and the internet is full of still cornice oh thank you tails thank you tails thank you before the exposition would appreciate that wouldn't have known what was happening if you had not pointed that out for me appreciate it [Music] Thank You tails just that's all he does Heels obvious [ __ ] very neat I don't know if you had the opportunity to make a statue like that of yourself you probably do it you kidding me dude I would have a pic I would have a painting of myself as a cent or over my own bed I'm just kidding that's pretty Alex Rodriguez the baseball player famously had a picture of himself as a settler and I think that's fantastic I guess next time on game grumps man I read about it in an interview in a magazine with a picture of him kissing his own reflection inspiring stuff as long as he's not hurting anybody I guess right no no he's not he's not as long as he's not running anyone down with those four cloven hooves of his all right bye everyone Oh have a lovely day hey do you think big ascent or means you have horse junk hello I just wanted to let you know that there are dead Avedon and super guitar Bros shirts amazingly available at dandavat done and super guitar bros calm the link is in the description and the end is spelled a and D and all the proceeds go towards making another album with those special guys Thanks welcome back everybody you can welcome back friends because if you don't dance cuz if your friends ain't back then if they're back then we don't have anyone to do the show yeah no friends mr. Friendly's yeah yeah you did it yeah that was it you think why did we end the episode last time if there was Olli I didn't know there wasn't that much left with this gameis nonsense that's like ass okay yeah like oh why did we I don't [ __ ] I can't even think of a metaphor but okay cool oh hey Aaron yeah hold on I'm sorry we tried off-camera to fix the audio thing where when he went Aaron laughs he cuts out but now you're cutting out all the time what really during just yeah during just normal speech oh okay I think it might be how's that how am i doing now hello and might i am i cutting out now hello hello can you hear me I can't hear you bud can you hear me now I can hear you now cool I'm gonna take a [ __ ] over ok neat we're back Aaron is let's say 10 pounds lighter yeah I took a massive massive big frickin trip to the store was it meaty and that's been the word that people have been using lately in reference to those shits online what and I'm like I don't yeah like but I just took a big meaty dump why would you say this to me no it was like toothpaste ewwww oh okay well thank you for thank you for the edification you know maybe there's something funny about it I can't lie filled protein and nutrients yes it's something primal okay it's the kind of [ __ ] you would take after you eat a zebra on the Serengeti Plain [Laughter] this is blowing my mind yeah oh god it feels like the end of Monsters Inc I'm so like brain dead right now because I'm playing Sonic Sonic I completely understand try to make me make like real statements about the state of media of the Disney it's like dude all I'm just trying to survive here man yeah trying to be real salient points about the give and take of commercialism versus art and really that takes like all of my concentration bro aren't we all put that on my tombstone I'm just trying to not fall off a ledge man and that takes all of my concentration yeah that's my whole life died from falling off a cliff wasn't paying attention do I need to kill this guy I don't know maybe not yeah I feel like know so but I can't see them because the camera sucks it doesn't suck it's leaving it to your imagination it's exercising your sense of object permanence is that enemy still there I guess you'll have to remember Jesus Christ what is even happening [Laughter] Sonic Heroes Jesus Christ what does it happen does it get more genuine than that put that in quotes on the front of the box it's like Indiana Jones with like other people on the cart oh yeah it's a it's all three of us who else who do you think it was oh oh I thought they were like enemies on other carts oh I see no they're like robots or whatever Sonic Heroes they're like robots or whatever oh my god if ever there's an animated made of this I I cannot wait to see the fan art of these box covers sonic heroes what the hell is even you know what I have to say like and I mean maybe I'll regret saying this this hasn't been noticeably any worse than the other levels Oh has it not there we go I knew I'd knock something loser to say what could have been more perfect than you launching yourself deep into an abyss spider webby abyss oh my god oh man it's so fight and now I'm here there we go I started this place I don't know it's the mystic it's the three altars or whatever you know Sonic the game about a hedgehog he goes fast I really hated this game yeah yeah understandable and appreciated I'm sure in the GameCube version or whatever you can see or shadow or you're gonna land right that's the thing I hope is it is that right I don't know maybe they just it's fine don't worry about it oh my god it's like it's like ice skating on a pond that just froze an hour ago yeah um then you're in like the middle of a lake or the middle of a pond and you're ice skating and you just hear like you and you like freeze up like up and you're just watching the cracks slowly spread oh yeah yeah I should probably leave the [ __ ] Pumpkinhead oh [ __ ] how many ways to be disappointed in this game and now I have zero lives so whatever comes before me that will surprise me will will cause me to restart the whole level I get miss what you're gonna say well we'll die you that's what I feel like you were about to say maybe I don't know it will die me I don't know man I I don't have a right mind anymore like this has made me feel I don't know strange upset I feel strange upset bicurious angry wait what was that last one what upset no after that angry maybe you want to suck a man's dick don't you want something angry people do yes okay good word just really slurp it up can't get enough of that sweet sonic dick anyway what do you tell us I got a dick for was it part of wall [ __ ] oh my god it just well tops me midair and creates like this [ __ ] invisible wall next time on game grumps man let's do it I've got me a sonic as big as and he's about to throw tiles it's good to see you all yeah Aaron is in hell there's no doubt about it yo yeah oh yeah and that's that's pretty much where we're at that's what we know at this moment Oh God Lord in heaven oh oh really oh really and it begins like it was like that's so easy I'm done I just need to get through this and then it's over and [ __ ] dude knocks me up that's the dude like 80% of my issues with this game because it's like it's [ __ ] gross and buggy and characters fly all over the place of whatever like that's not so bad what's bad is that that is coupled with the fact that every [ __ ] every inch of this [ __ ] level has bottomless pits that you can fall off and die instantly on so it's like on top of that everything's super [ __ ] slippery you're in constant risk of that slipperiness killing you instantly Sonic [Music] so it's gross and buggy but whatever that's not what sucks about it oh it's gross and buggy and characters fly all over the place or whatever what the hell happened I don't even know what to the hell just happened no no but you're doing well you're on the right track but this is like total agony this part because it's it's just like alright everything in this game wants you to fall off a [ __ ] cliff and die yeah it does feel that way doesn't it that's the only pot good it's fine don't worry about it it's bad well the important thing is that we're having fun oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think what's you know what you know what I think is cathartic about playing these games what's that is that I have issues expressing anger which is which I think people will find very surprising to hear or that I'm bullshitting them because hey I'm grump right and also like you express anger on this show more than you do in your regular life because what in your regular life is this frustrating you know well that's that's exactly my point is yeah I I find playing games like this cathartic because this is probably the only place in my life that I let out anger in this way but I actually like let myself get mad and like shout and express it I don't do that in my real life I just don't well it's not societally acceptable yeah but for the sake of entertainment it's like great let it out it's funny so I think that's why games like this I'm like yes absolutely let's [ __ ] play these kids this is the only time I ever let myself get angry yeah Sonic Heroes of course have you seen what's going on in the world right now I need sign I do Sonic is the hero I need so true have it why why am I like this don't fall off the edge oh if you do I'll scream but secretly I'm like please fall off the edge now I gotta play the whole level again love it love it love it love it love it oh god that's what we stopped the episode no alright let's stop the episode I [ __ ] get it dude I get it I get why everyone was like get ready for [ __ ] mystic mansion cuz that [ __ ] sucks we're gonna die of old age playing this level boy oh boy oh baby I'm gonna go eat some ice cream do it I'm going to my happy place and we're back ken Aaron do it I'll tell ya I did it I just did it off camera because I didn't want oh I did I did it I did the thing where I flew across and then I beat the [ __ ] guy you've seen me beat the [ __ ] guy before I beat him in the same way except I used the team blast but whatever its game science oh my god Aaron everything you do in this game catapults you across the world at like 50,000 miles per hour it's her probability cake he said at the bottom of the screen while you were saying that it's pointless all this is pointless are you talking about do you not believe in Heroes do you not believe in magic do you not believe in power of hedgehogs and the kid news with their four penises much did you know that they made this game purposely look like [ __ ] because they wanted to make it easy to port from console to console you serious yeah like they could have made it look way better but they were like no we can't do that because it needs to be on ps2 GameCube and Xbox that's really bizarre so that's why it looks like a [ __ ] Dreamcast game oh okay okay Sonic okay Sonic Heroes a okay with me buddy just [ __ ] go ahead and do that it was totally fair and cool and it made so much sense okay sonic heroes I love that he said payback time Eggman every would ready and Tails was like all right and by the time he's that alright you were already falling robot storm here we go I can't [ __ ] I can't do it man like I can't it can't do it anymore it's payback time Eggman payback for what Oh for [ __ ] sake man folks a robot storm here we go did anybody play this game did anybody [ __ ] test this [ __ ] nobody did if they did they would have been like this sucks ass oh god oh my godness oh my goodness all my Frick miss OH you know what I actually have something to share and I'll do I'll share it after this boss battle so like three hours from now yes seriously it's it's it's quite beautiful in fact quite quite beautiful oh [ __ ] throw it at the enemies you dick [ __ ] enemies make them fall to their knees hit up for [ __ ] sake there you go god it's awesome are they're fighting a pirate it's a Sesame Street was this it was this boss fight brought to us by the letter R oh [ __ ] off I didn't even know what hit me it's not too cool I make the arguing it's not cool enough I'm just always terrified that that's the only state of being that I exist in when I'm playing this game is just like ass clenched terrified fall off the edge for no reason yeah okay this is okay this is working this is working this is working yep just don't fly off the edge easier said than done Daniel I wish there was dynamic disappointment I wish Sonic would just like get one just get one like chance yeah oh yeah remember how amazed you were the first time we read Sonic fan fiction after like peach had jerked him off and he was like holy [ __ ] wouldn't say that yeah yeah you just got madder and madder Sonic took off his pants really I'll remember it to my dying day see and people don't think I'm a Sonic fan like I [ __ ] get offended on the on behalf of Sonic like you don't think I do [ __ ] you I do okay whatever Sonic's taking off his pants that's [ __ ] meanwhile like actual Sonic fans are like [ __ ] yes sonic takes off his pants can we see he's blown I have some ones that share oh yes please it's very exciting so somebody who worked on Sonic Heroes emailed me oh my god I will keep them anonymous but I will read what they said to me hello this is David Akram from the Sonic Heroes TV we're certainly gluttons for punishment here's here's here's the document that I have to read I'm sorry I just remembered I got last time I'll interrupt you okay it just reminds me of when we were playing Sonic at the Black Knight and it's like right at the beginning and it's like this deep intense medieval story about I think it was like a princess who's been kidnapped and betrayed and they said you were like too bad sonic the hedgehog isn't here and the skies opened up and it falls it just captured all the ridiculousness and so many angles okay yes okay here we go so this person worked on Sonic Heroes okay as a bug tester on Sonic Heroes right the the frontlines the [ __ ] vanguard or a mask the game with Sonic teams first a multi-platform game which is why if you look at it from a design perspective all the levels are super flat and all the texturing is simpler than even Sonic Adventure 2 with much flatter colors and no real lighting effects it was so they could try to make it work and look the same on all the current gen consoles like I said before Sonic Team still wasn't the greatest at 3d stuff either and I believe it was an all new engine middleware so the game was buggy as hell especially the ps2 version which we are playing which had and has by far the most bugs the amount of bugs submitted by the testers was so immense that it eventually got to the point where management told them that if a bug does not prevent them from completing a level it wasn't to be considered a bug do not God so the only things they could submit eventually we're bugs which literally stopped the game from progressing if you could mash your way through a level it was good enough holy crap finally there was a showstopper bug the biggest bug which I think kept them from shipping the game for a while I'll never forget it because it really captures the true essence of the sonic cycle throughout the game there are doors which Sonic and team are supposed to use by use of supposed to open by use of switches but the bug was such that if you ran into the lock door at full speed Sonic would instead clip through the door but not into the area that was supposed to be behind it instead he would keep going running forever in a black nothingness which would never end whenever I think about that there's a certain level of existential dread which fills my soul almost like that's what these games are now sonic running forever and it can never end wow I love that person so cool of them to write to you yeah so there you go that's a little little insight on to the development of Sonic Heroes boy oh boy yeah what year was this man I don't [ __ ] know alright hold on I'll check what would you guess mmm yes - I don't even know and I'm so bad at this 2005 okay let's see 2003 well so close yeah Sonic Heroes is a 2003 3d platformer game developed by Sonic Team USA Sonic Team you uh sir you know it's weird whenever I think of like it because that's so close to 1990s you know like whenever I think of the nineties I think like man that's [ __ ] old I think about this and I'm like well isn't that old I've been playing this game for 13 levels now I still don't know what these [ __ ] keys do what keys you just collect like a golden key in every level I think has a golden key and really no [ __ ] clue what it does I don't think I even registered that you were getting keys oh yeah look at that there's one right there and they're like locked in these like cages and I don't know oh yes know what they do that is sounding familiar you want me to look it up my life a little mystery thing yeah the mysteries more interesting you know it's like it's like not seeing the shark in Jaws yeah that's true all set Star Fox thanks Falco you got it Star Fox thanks Pepe that's one of my favorites I want to hear another [ __ ] slippery ass word from your long tongue that voice made my dog look up she's like what is happening completely what are you so angry about buh yeah it's always better when like four people are doing it at this level really culminates you know it's like you using all the abilities of all the characters so quickly in sequence is that right yeah it really makes me feel like everything's coming together in the end that's good that's good right no I hate it it's stupid I hadn't thought of it like that it's like I'm making fun of the the trope of it I'm not like commending actually enjoying it yeah I mean if the game didn't have it it would be like wow this is terrible so like yeah yeah what is what is this what is this explain yourself I don't see where I'm going and in the atmosphere your hair is blowing so you know you're falling at an incredible rate but the hammer support that's landed in the game was like all right well now you just have like continued momentum off the cliff like I didn't do anything it's pretty dope I'm not gonna lie I can't [ __ ] do this man I can't [ __ ] do this man that would have been the 90s commercials it's the worst too because I'm so like listen I don't care who you are I don't care if you're the most hardcore Sonic fan in the world this shit's hot it's frustrating man like it's frustrating and you had this experience you did you had this experience and you're just forgetting it like I guarantee you you were like oh yeah like obviously not me going what but like you were like dang like looking sucks and and you're forgetting it you're letting it be in your rose-colored glasses you're just letting yourself forget so that you can be like in 17 years in 17 years since this game came out you you you it makes you think back to that time in your life from 17 years ago when there was no Backstreet Boys tour and life was simple and and that's what you love and I totally get it I totally get it absolutely man and and to say and like it's basically people have in the 17 years since this game came out people have had that chemical that post pregnant women get after they go through the extreme pain of childbirth yes to me forget about it that makes them forget and want to have another kid so I gotta play Sonic Heroes again but this meanwhile like you check a voicemail from yourself like a message later like don't no matter what I say don't play Sonic Heroes again wait wait what everybody doesn't understand at home though and I've said this a million times but I've never said it in this way before I am I love sonic nobody understands this I love Sonic I just know these games suck and I keep coming back to them like like that like but I just know they're gonna I'm not like oh but maybe I'm like no they're gonna suck but I keep coming back to them because there's something about them there's something so wonderful what's the one that everyone likes is it generations generations is pretty well liked yes and colors is that the other one yeah colors is still a little divisive but I think for the most part people view it positively so let's play those baby but that's no fun because then they're just boring because there's no still not great but games like this where they're just [ __ ] a mess is what's so funny about you Sega Bess as Sonic & Knuckles like sort through the atmosphere tails is nowhere to be found this is all knuckles is how my hands feel when I play this game oh dude that you've missed that exact jump in that exact way I am multiple times did I miss it did I miss it though I [ __ ] collided with the rail and fell through it and then I landed on the platform beneath did not hit a single button when I landed and the game decided at the direction I was going which was backwards by the way was off the cliff Sonic I nailed both of those moments I landed on the rail and I landed on the platform and in both cases they fell let's hear it sonic fans let's hear it in the comments speak your truth you can see me falling backwards I think it's time for next time on game grumps I think I think we need a little cooldown period maybe maybe we'll make ourselves a nice little sandwich have a minute oh man you gonna be all right big cat dude this is good yeah I'm feeling it I'm [ __ ] love in this dude I should stop paying my therapist and just play Sonic games really getting some [ __ ] out here yeah yeah all coming back to ya because after all this I can just be like because I fell off the platform backwards dad yes Sonic Sonic Heroes level 13 is like the equivalent of punching a framed picture of your family holy crap wait is that what level down there or is that just like background dressing which one there's like ships maybe I can ya down there and then like down there ah yes I don't know I'm like that's a nice that's a nice subtle touch that they put in there hey do you maybe you could go visit those ships now on your way down that's my fault oh my god come on it's okay I can get back there in two seconds really no but it won't take long is that 86 or 84 or whatever number it was is that out of a hundred like if you complete the game you they've got a hundred I don't know man I don't know what do you think I would make sense Monica lover I love Sonic nobody understands this I love Sonic it would make sense you're probably like 85% of the way through this game 5% through you where I wish I was yeah you wish dude this is this is an Aaron's wishing our gamegrumps goddammit you're clearly right because I'm playing [ __ ] sonic bad dog I'm not deep inside another man's but we have fun as anything don't piss me thing oh they're hurting our way I don't care you know what I care about [ __ ] taxes [ __ ] where I'm gonna get my next meal from [ __ ] if I'm gonna have a child or not in my future that's what I care about that is weird to think about isn't it like in five years you and I could both be dads instead of just being daddy as we as I think we are man is that good I don't even know anymore that's gonna be you you've already started the fan art like dude like my saying it we did a whole episode we were we were doing failed sexy talk as daddy no no but it's not not that it's the actual prospect like the wholesome prospect of like hey we could be Ted's oh yeah have Joe Cohen people are gonna be like oh it takes time nine months at least I leave him you know I like I'm well done yeah yeah I put that bun back in the oven I actually plenty of kids are born premature oh sure I thought you're gonna say he's January 5th and I'm March 15 she really helped me in yeah yeah I was a bouncing 36 pounds 12 ounces yeah my brother had a really shitty third birthday I can tell you that why is that cuz my mom was in the hospital having me oh I get it oh so your brother's older than you yeah oh my god is it really that slippery or you just sliding around for style points I don't even know what you're talking about it I've tuned it all out when you're running on that ramp it's a straight line but you're like s curving like like a drunk ass snake no no no yeah I was like trying to get the Rings but it's just I mean why even try like there's no right it's not like I'm gonna succeed ever at this sometimes I find that the loosest things are the most untighten diapers no observation anyway just spell my name right on the check I'll be on my trailer Dan's game grumps yeah yeah instead of game I was thinking we could change it to Dan and grumps we could also change it to Dan Dan oh [ __ ] dude it happened do I do you think I [ __ ] know do you think I [ __ ] know what's happening if I do already done with this [ __ ] all right oh my goodness here you keep playing for a second I hear my dog scratching at the door I'm gonna let her in so she can go to sleep oh no I looked for one second I looked up and you why do they make this so long this game sucks ah okay I'll be right back I'll be right back you you keep talking about that for a minute I don't cuz you can go on off on that anymore a wild hare if your [ __ ] feelings are heard because I said this game sucks ass fine obviously I don't want to hurt anybody on purpose [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] I'm just dying on purpose at this point because what the [ __ ] am I gonna do with one life [ __ ] nothing is what I'm gonna do I'm gonna just die faster ah too bad tails cuz that's what's happening is knuckles and you falling hi I'm back and I see that it has been one solid wall of hate I could I could hear it through the headphones that I left resting at the computer well I died so early on it's such through such [ __ ] er II that I'm just deciding to kill myself fully and thoroughly so that I may have in the game the lives to to keep going yeah yeah Sonic Heroes cover box I've decided to kill myself fully and thoroughly Oh [Music] buddy you're alright thanks man I appreciate that it's stage 13 you're already in the egg fleet yeah sorry the ridiculous isn't that just the ridiculousness of that hit me all at once yeah thanks really rolls off the tongue wow look at you go yeah it was like SS tricky up in this [ __ ] probably I didn't say the ax [Laughter] I get to ship like your drunk uncle [Laughter] we've all got one yeah the drunkle yeah I don't know I said your drunk uncle I should just at a drunk uncle yeah uncle drunk Oh watch out so insane [ __ ] snail's pace or shot out of a cannon I love it you're getting to the point where you're like you're it's a you're the Dan version of where I'm at bewildered I think would be the word bewildered this is a very bewildering game yeah I would I would say it's a bewildering experience like the whole situation just really really takes you for a ride just like this propeller takes me for a ride I'll thank God I gotta wanna wolf it's like that's like [ __ ] finding gold in the desert like yes okay okay I'm getting a call I'm do you think it's Nanak like wakes up in the middle of the night and like a cold sweat here like a nightmare and then I am sorry my dogs weren't the right type of chili slow what a deep character man I wish they make some bold choices yeah like sonic had like illegitimate children all over the country sale smokes actually hit me with the American spirit Sonia he's like he just he's always pressuring like Sonic and Knuckles like it's like I mean you should really try it it's awesome like yeah Oh tails Jesus what's wrong with you he smokes like he smokes like camel Reds like the most hardcore cigarette come on try it all right fine tails jeez guys like oh that's strong and he's like [ __ ] yeah knuckles is like really into feet [Laughter] damn where you going so fast you know be feet over there oh my goodness it's Aaron were you not paying attention it's an entire egg fleet see yes it's all the same [ __ ] it's all the same [ __ ] it's very disorienting and it makes me like I question I was like it did I do something wrong like how why am I here now it's I think it's a baby would be question my sexuality I don't need that it was like you work that in everywhere I don't need help with that yeah that's uh this is my dude that's my preference oh oh you're still alive oh can you switch to Tales and fly up maybe yeah Dawg no oh is there something I can save myself with down here oh god why'd they even build this [ __ ] mess oh hi Sonic alright yeah I guess let's just I guess I'll just [ __ ] kill myself let's go I did get many extra lives so it's fine oh my god it's the final Fortress look at that lightning I don't know if it really is I don't trust this [ __ ] in the game okay no we looked it up online it's at 14 stages oh great mile and then you can play it through with every other team oh yeah that's right I can I can play this the kid cut the k'nuckles chaotic steam I can play as the team dark team dark yup I and Amy's team Amy's team like I look up at the captured you're just punching yourself in the face it's a pass that destroy those cannons by punching them I don't know man who cares yeah can the cannons be my head god just [ __ ] stab me in the eye what is this why have I fallen no fallen away from oh my god if they somehow licensed corn oh my god twist [Music] I played the first like five seconds of twist for ash because she wasn't familiar with it she was like is this music this is scary I think you know can't blame me for that reaction yeah speaking of scary this is pretty scary too yeah I just don't want to do Sonic anymore today no no no no I'm fine doing more sonic I just needed to take a moment because the stage started out and I immediately fell off the stage because you're supposed to I guess not press buttons at the beginning of the stage because it shoots you onto a rail and you have agency while you're in the air before you land on the rail so there is a very distinct possibility and dare I say common possibility that you would nudge the controller in any which away and then not land on the rail that starts the level so I spawned and immediately died pretty dope all right next time I'm Gabe rose welcome fine welcome darn back Wow a new record I knew a nudey monetization record yeah thanks Aaron for those of you who don't know i sweared immediately and then it was like I need to redo that that's why darn back instead of something else I don't need I don't need to be paid for for this job I hope I could just eat ramen noodles it's good because you can't stop saying the f-word yeah because seconds into it episode because uh yeah doing something for fun and also for money's there they're directly opposed they're diametrically opposed there's there's no way those two things could exist simultaneously no impossible no no it has to be an endless painful slog you know why I'm gonna come out and say it uniformly positive just really knocked it out of the park with this one if you touch his [ __ ] hammer while it's not swinging at you it still hurts you that's not how hammers were I know wait a minute dad's not hammers how'd I hate this [ __ ] game I hate this [ __ ] game and you know what I'll say what I said to you off camera okay sure because it's it it's it's just it's straight-up truth and I don't mean to [ __ ] trivialize actual trauma because obviously that's something that should be taken very seriously what I think about this though is I think and you know maybe it's not this exactly but I think this game is giving me an actual like really low level PTSD because I I like legitimately whenever something happens in this game where I like get close to the edge or like I do something and then the game like flings me off in a direction like five miles away I I feel like so terrible inside and I and I'm like oh and I like and my body tenses up and it's not like it's not just like that didn't happen at the beginning of this experience but now that I'm nearing the end it's it's just like I know what this I I know what happens when this happens like it it just it's [ __ ] it gets me man I just get like this massive hit of cortisol every time that [ __ ] happens yeah so I mean what the [ __ ] sorry go on dude I just I wanted to give you your moment enjoy and Christ if that [ __ ] happens again I'm gonna scream dude scream scream it out I love your screams in fact it's quite possible that Matt Watson scream when we stole his star in an Mario or Mario Party was one of the greatest moments this show has ever had yeah it sounds like the scream of an animal that just came home and its nest has been destroyed no stop I'm sorry to laugh Aaron threw down the controller and has his head in his hands he's very angry I'm not doing anything like it's like not normal it just [ __ ] launches you off the side of the stage I'm gonna nudge my headphones off so this isn't right in my ears Jesus I can't believe this I can't believe this is indefensible unbelievable man it makes me you know it's it's just that it it's not just that it's bad cuz like whatever it's that it's bad and that I know people are gonna [ __ ] criticize me for it's not even my fault and there's plenty of stuff that I do in [ __ ] gay groups where I'm like oh this cube sucks and it's something I clearly like missed or like and it's like the game [ __ ] told you idiot it's like okay fine this [ __ ] is ridiculous it launches you out the [ __ ] stage period god [ __ ] damn it why do I do this to myself oh how many times have I heard you asked that very question to the heavens geez man why did I choose this path kind of a [ __ ] opportunist man I'm sure that because we're recording this on June 22nd so three days from now June 25th will be the seven year anniversary of my first episode of joining gamegrumps and I just have to wonder how many times in those seven years you have asked the very honest question why do I do this to myself I know I've asked it a couple of times like what the Oh give me a break [Laughter] just watching you float harmlessly oh god Lee Miss Molly it's a nightmare why does anyone why does anyone what's the point I love Sonic I'm Sonic so I think it hurts me all the time Sonic is the most abusive boyfriend like I love him I always come back and I always say like this time it's fine and he always hurts me he just stands under your windowsill with a boombox and is like sonic said you liked our song that song dude [ __ ] so [ __ ] good it's catchy as hell all right fine Sonic Heroes you got me I think [ __ ] hurts me again and much like witnessing an abusive relationship from a distance it's hard for me to watch you I'm like just just leave him just like [ __ ] that guy [ __ ] that Hedgehog everybody says yeah he's an [ __ ] how long and been like you know and you've told me a million times like if this hurts you why do you keep doing it why what's the point you're not gonna get [ __ ] love out of this man Sonic Heroes you're not but you're like I'm all right I'm a Rory on the final Fortress making excuses to stay together it's like if you were if you told me this at like the egg fleet I would have been like alright no egg fleet was still too far egg albatross okay I think you would have needed to cuz by this point you're already married with kids but I knew you know I still knew an egg albatross I just [ __ ] screaming about it then maybe maybe subconsciously you feel like you deserve it oh my god you're so right yeah yeah it's just like a no that's not a statement on abusive relationships in general that's just a statement about this particular this this one the canary in Sonic the Hedgehog god you're so right what an absurd concept you like a [ __ ] deserves this like this is oh my god it love without fixing me to the rail now I got to do the whole damn thing over again alright let's pause the episode why what's the point what you what's the point because if we don't then it'll be half an hour before you know it and you won't have gotten any farther and you'll be you know how it goes no other reason but like what's the problem with that like that's what I'm asking what's the problem with that I mean this it's basically [ __ ] over and over again anyway so what the [ __ ] is the problem man I'm just gonna [ __ ] fall off the stage and go what the [ __ ] and scream and then and then everyone's gonna go ha ha and then somebody's gonna be like it's not really that bad in the comments and then that's just gonna loop over and over again it's [ __ ] 12 minutes that's all it's gonna be why do people watch game grumps why do people watch me do this it doesn't make sense stop it me you the audience we all deserve better oh my god meanwhile you're proving why people watch it and love the show a lot of emotional breakdown over a blue hedgehog first and you slay me brother yeah thanks man I'm glad that we can no I died I died seed oopsie I died oopsie-doopsie I'm muffed it up again you don't see that no it's Emily blend in on Saturday Night Live tell me about Emily Blunt on SNL Saturday she's so sweet and lovable she plays this she's playing like this character I can't even remember what the context is I want to say it's like a Mary Poppins character and her tagline when she screws two eggs up visit CTV I left it up again [ __ ] I can't hear you oh I'm sorry alright go go say the words and I just you want me to say in a third time everyone at home has already heard it fine I'll just ask them what you said then oh my god I'll do it I'll just text you the friggin blink good god [ __ ] what does it matter she just she says like this goofy tagline and cracks herself up while she's doing it and pulls a lampshade over her head to hide her laughing embarrassment oh she pulls a Jimmy Fallon yeah but not not like I feel like Jimmy Fallon does it a little too often for it to actually be happening right I mean yeah but hers felt very genuine also Jimmy Fallon's wasn't he just I felt like sometimes and this will come back to haunt me if we ever end up on Jimmy Fallon show I felt like occasionally he'd be like I'm just gonna be adorable and and giggle you know like oops I screwed up you know like that Wow no I'm talking about man what yeah yeah I'm cancelling myself how dare you [ __ ] trying to be cute for a sec yeah I've it's it's too late I've started beef he is hot I don't even know what I don't even I can't even keep up with the things that kids say and if I did I made the beef eating very well I need to take [ __ ] xanax just to finish this [ __ ] game [Laughter] yeah like yeah you need a drug like that man one that's not physically addictive but definitely like emotionally addictive that that's what you need to get through Sonic oh my god it they are yeah there's the one thing there you could just yeah there it is you never say there they are there's only one thing well the guy who played Sonic had already left the building for the day and they're like deaf [ __ ] of stage 14 anyway yeah you forgot to get there it is yeah yeah let's just composited together from other things he says like there it is kill the bastards kill them all kill them all oh God of course I killed them I killed them all yeah this is fine see we didn't have a Haas the episode we got back it's fine yeah it's fine yeah everything was great even my dog looks bored I'm just looking over at her and she looked at me like you know you know that's what that's when like shits rocked but like that's the worst feeling in the world when the dog like is sleeping and like looks up at you and then does the like like whatever it's like man yeah yeah it's really funny and true I [ __ ] suck it's so funny too because my dog follows me around constantly she's always like right behind me whenever I turn around and it's very sweet but it also gets a little old and a little dangerous when going down stairs oh my dog please I beg you just a little bit of space but then on the very rare occasion when there will be something either occupying her attention or her mine and I'll go upstairs and she doesn't follow me I'm like have I lost my am I an [ __ ] now lost my touch does my even my dog think I'm stuck my kiss my cat's [ __ ] do that to where they're like I'll just be like laying down and something about like the way that I like get up or start walking is like weird to them cuz they like freak out and they'll just start like running away and yeah and but like I was very very deliberately trying not to step on them and then a [ __ ] could do that [ __ ] I'm like I don't know it don't [ __ ] where are you don't [ __ ] serpentine in front of me I have no idea where you're headed right now like I might just step on you now dude the time I went over to your house this is gonna sound weird when the time I went to your house when no one was around I don't think I'm saying to personal [ __ ] like you you were you were going on you were at the airport and you needed your passport Oh Mike immediately and you'd forgotten it at home and do you like leave you called me up frantically and you were like dude please this is how to get into my house can you just go over there and and bring my passport to me and so I did and it was the first and only time in the ten years of knowing mochi that I've ever seen him without you there and mochi and I are like real tight buds at this point like he's like family and he'll like whenever I come over he he waddles over to me and he's like pets please you know the one time I ever came over to your house and saw him and you weren't there he was like he ran like 90 miles an hour direction that's him man that's modes it was so insane I was like what dude like I'm sorry I don't know how to make this okay I guess it must just be some kind of like instinctual thing where like if the alpha male is not around like suddenly I'm an intruder you know yeah maybe it was it was bizarre well he was like a completely different cat I mean he's just like a skittish cat in general the other the other thing that's fine but Mochis he's a nervous wreck I don't want to activate all three switches I don't [ __ ] care about all three switches tails press it tails tails tails tails press the [ __ ] switch dude press the [ __ ] switch you're definitely going over the edge before tails such as that scratch Jesus oh cool I just mmm that's not celebrated for its excellence oh god no oh god no oh god oh god no keep back hurts dude look yes team's putting me in physical pain my whole body is like what's the point oh my [ __ ] god dude [ __ ] God with this [ __ ] game with this [ __ ] game we should probably pause this episode now I think we're at that point we can't make people watch this again what do you mean don't don't just write down the numbers course okay fine all right we'll catch up with you soon welcome back you [ __ ] animals hello Aaron and I have eaten food and I think we feel a little bit better huh you've eaten food I [ __ ] cheese doodles you ate crow well you realized how good this game is no no I don't know about that that got back to us was and screamed many times in the progress process I heard yeah I heard yes I heard you cocky Oh Wow that one's not even an option you had to get creative you were like maybe I'll go right this time what could go wrong you doing very well okay I had no control over that Sonic I could have gone faster right cuz Sonic's the fast one talk about humongous yeah something so big and so unnecessary why would anyone build this what is the purpose of this it's really stupid it's I mean it's [ __ ] it's it's a monument to opulence dude like [ __ ] Eggman is just a greedy [ __ ] like if if you're gonna build a laser because you don't want people grinding on the rails who built just don't build the rails yeah well maybe he likes grinding on the rails and what are we to say over whether or not he should would make the rails grindy or not shut up [Laughter] sometimes my brain does words is scary and confusing and angry yes knuckles on the lips did you see that no I missed it he was like yes and then he just like turned to knuckles and like got real in his face and whoever's editing can you get us a freeze-frame of that please and if they're not kissing can you like manipulate it so they are like make them cruise [Music] oh yeah II Oh egg Emperor that's the stupidest two words I've ever seen put together all right so like question yeah next how about Gabe rubs we'll see you soon possibly even now if Aaron's amazing but in all likely Ness we'll see you tomorrow your vote of confidence so so awesome but you're right though welcome back everybody okay this is it the final battle between Aaron and the egg Emperor no he-man I don't care about this launches me into this [ __ ] garbage yeah yeah I just don't care Oh what is this don't know what's happening yeah it's gonna be one of these [Music] man delightful is it it's not delightful no idea what's going up it is weird I don't know what's happening either yeah I guess I gotta just keep it oh okay just like run as Sonic oh okay there's time in this [ __ ] game this this one wanted me to be Sonic and run fast I know it only happened before in the game alright just exaggerating Wow we truly have been doing this show a long time where you don't even need anyone else around like you can just have a conversation a deep discussion and an argument all by yourself sorry Daniel this game just gets me all worked up I'm not upset I'm just amazed oh oh and you must have been holding back all right Sonic Heroes eh oh boy editor whoever you are could you put but just to make us feel good could you put a tiny mouse wearing a top hat on screen for a second you know and if I don't want yeah I don't want you to spend all day on this like you have work to do but if you could also possibly throw in a monocle a monocle on the mouse mmm that would be great at monocle in the mouth thank you whoever you are I love you I love you too damn I can't navigate this I'm too upset to browse the internet for these [ __ ] cryptic ass [ __ ] written as if I know everything about Sonic so oh you the blaze blast - it's like what the [ __ ] is that I don't know what that is oh boy oh boy is [ __ ] right Dan boy [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] are you anything you wanna know punch to the series oh my god really pushing the boundaries of the genre oh [ __ ] off the whole thing [ __ ] reset this game has already shown us what real evil is I love how they did like the [ __ ] like ring - doesn't even work right I think you're gonna say the ring daddy I don't know why if I were to say that what if the final boss of the game is the e that's ghosted into the screen comes to life and starts shooting lasers one after another you'd think they'd Burt [ __ ] are you kidding me dude wow that's the place he killed you last time did you just see what happened there I did it was like deja vu Aaron do you think you're fighting the egg Colonel or that the egg lieutenant or even the egg general yeah no this is the egg Emperor he's like he started as an egg cadet values here yeah starting at the bottom now he egg this [ __ ] makes me want to throw up Wow Aaron can't believe you I can't believe you this looks hard as hell there's just [ __ ] everywhere and like I don't know when is okay to attack him either there is [ __ ] everywhere there shouldn't be like so much stuff in all everywhere it's like I'm it's like fighting someone in a messy room clean things up I can't think straight like it's that kind of I can't have company over to fight right now over here these things are like the infestation of whatever yes yeah [ __ ] roaches or the Mastiff spiders and the rats I know oh thank we stand we stand we stand uh Emperor Danna egg King that's every my every moment Oh every single [ __ ] second of this round could be my last moment on earth it doesn't matter this is going well you won't be team rose for a little while lost babe my back is killing me dude it's just so much stress happening in my life right now yeah it does feel that way like everything's coming up bad this is it guys don't Oh baby Eggman you're toast oh my god why the [ __ ] would they do that why the [ __ ] would they do that I [ __ ] did the special thing where I [ __ ] he got all the Rings and I got the [ __ ] thing and I land straight on him and lose all my rings what's the point what's the point of any of this what's the point of it that's what I call atrocious gaming I got a [ __ ] browse the atrocious gaming wiki is that I didn't anything and no idea a funny yeah you gotta love it smack him in the ass dude these [ __ ] don't die right away they [ __ ] left that was the first time ever in this entire game that the camera reset to an important point that was the one time ever and now I'm dead but now I'm somehow below the ball starting at the bottom now I'm digging now dig up stupid alright I'm in physical pain I'm in mental pain this has been quite quite a labor of love this playthrough show me show me Eggman show me what real evil is if I can make me feel it make me believe real evil is that we believe that we can get something great out of something terrible that is real evil that we believe that we can oh [ __ ] oh wow I like that you were trying to make a deep point and then it got cut off by your hatred for Sonic I'm so exhausted no oh Aaron oh no what the audio died the audio died my I just brought up my audio thing to make sure it hadn't been too long and it's gone I mean it's gone my audio file is gone no wait what do you mean it's gone it's just not there it's a blank screen with zero on it is there another window of Adobe Audition that's still running yes oh thank god in heaven oh you scared the [ __ ] out of me I was like how's that possible oh god I just almost had a heart attack I was like we can't lose we can't lose more footage we just can't we just can't all right we're good we're all right everything's ok yeah like at least our horrors have been chronicled man what a [ __ ] and I'm moving the mic down so that it's more at my face because I think what's hurting my back is just the posture that I'm trying to maintain to get the mic in front of my face yeah I get it ok ok we're back we're back now poof sorry if they left that in there's a little behind the scenes I got scared guys scared he was I got scared I got so Scott was like Aaron's gonna yell at me dude I am so beyond that at this point like yeah me I mean if something terrible happened to me in real life and in the video game world I'd be like that's fine you know I've been yeah I think yeah I think this is like a new emotion that you and I have never felt before what would you even call it I mean it like it's imagine this is legacy yeah fatalism I guess it's yeah yeah like like that feeling like I'd imagine what it's like the second before you die where you're like you know what whatever happens happens get that ring okay okay we are officially it's it's crossing over from performative to real yeah of course it is you kidding me you would play this for weeks now I'm [ __ ] like I'm so exhausted I'm so exhausted by this it's it's like you know when you like drop something between the car seats and you're just trying as hard as you can to take your like two fingers and like and like grab it then pinch it and grab it but it's just like oh just out of reach and like too slippery and you and you just you're just getting so frustrated and you know there's there's your can't you just can't it's out of reach but you just ain't trying anyway that's what this yeah like no yeah you don't have time to get out of your car and push the seat forward and bend over II one's looking at you it's brutal its it's just it's just a terrible situation now you're adding social [ __ ] pressure to it oh yeah sure well of course you've got hundreds of thousands of people watching you do this right now it's amazing I literally forgot we were doing show yeah so upsetting yeah you get wrapped up in your art man I get it [Music] we are both losing our [ __ ] minds or any I used to be a far too missed man how are you how are you gonna beat this I don't I don't know dude question is that dude well the question is like with every other impossible with the exception of Sonic in the Black Knight there really seem to be this unavoidable thing like I don't I don't know man start I'm starting to get I'm starting to get a trauma center vibes about this maybe the [ __ ] is just beyond our capabilities I know you're very distressed because you would never actually yell what the [ __ ] is wrong with you under normal circumstances you must be very mad how are you gonna beat this man yeah just like [ __ ] so I stand by the question I'm not backing down at all oh no how am I supposed to beat this I can't [ __ ] whittle down his house at all dude and this [ __ ] Hazim blast takes forever to charge and he's discharged they're shooting [ __ ] missiles that mean [ __ ] and the cameras old [ __ ] willy-nilly and oh cool I got a shield or whatever I could take a hit see black hit me no no no no please don't leave me don't leave me don't leave me oh God heart surgeon oh can I get him here all right laughs oh my god and then the thousand Rockets come at me from her earrings okay all nations it rings all nations more rings maybe you need to be going through that hoop and it's all that last time I won't do that get ring last time I went through that [ __ ] whoo I hit him and I lost everything yeah yeah that's what happens my all right I'm watching a video oh it's two minutes apparently I can beat this guy in two minutes mm-hmm cool that's how much time is left in this episode no you thought we might not need played crap these bad boys up [ __ ] em up smack him in the chin [ __ ] huh tails it up tails it up [ __ ] yo what the [ __ ] outta details he's a beast [Laughter] Wow seriously oh don't die please don't die please come on in heavens okay all he's done this whole game is fly gently up a few feet and now that suddenly he's got a wild hair up his ass is murdering Eggman missed my opportunity take this take this take this take this take take all right that's good enough for today Ted we've got everything we need like we're almost out of time we have to we didn't book enough time for tank last [Laughter] yeah I guess that's what that is my eyes are watering with the laughter of the sadness sir this is a Wendy's [Laughter] [Laughter] [Applause] tails isn't even like allowed in the high-five even though you did everything I'll just give thumbs up at the background time three hours 55 my god is so funny yes yes burn burn alive is that really it let the increased oxygen of the high altitude burn your bodies faster Tim you would dude no I wasn't scared just see like the P line running down ooh did you see the way his like the pupils of his eyes like moist around and the doctor yeah oh man look at babies sexually harassing oh what a great game what a great game Yuji naka you you knocking it out of the park [Laughter] and I'm so happy for you what a triumph of the human spirit don't even [ __ ] say words to me right now I have no I have nothing left to give nothing I get it but it's a show where we say words just is that's what it is it's true no facecam just words no face it was just funny cuz we have face cam yeah we can't because of discord we can see each other and your face is [ __ ] red as [ __ ] it might be the lighting but it might also be your high blood pressure right now oh I can't even like make jokes about the names because my brain is so fried we got like one more episode to do today of game grumps and like I don't know how I'm gonna get through it let's do a full run-through of one of the other teams in one episode what's the problem well it was gone yeah you're not dedicated your craft with your art it's getting lost in the art dude oh my god president see this anymore try another story yeah you got it I'll read Moby Dick again before I [ __ ] play this game supposed to be like motivating like oh do another round of this game but to me it literally is like it's like try something else dude yeah yeah it's like it's like if they had that same picture and like with everyone pointing it smiling to you but it just said like eat more glass so did you see his name in there or her name I wasn't even paying attention dude I'm gonna be honest oh good job well you know what it's acceptable I can I can see right now and you are like sinking out of camera view you're so exhausted and sad my back is killing me dude well just know that I'm proud of you and they I had great fun yeah me too man me too and hey if you want us to play the other story the comments know incredibly different they are that everyone Hostin but yeah man if you want to see Aaron actually slap himself in his own face until he passes out by all means out say that stuff oh yeah it's hard it's hard you gotta want it it's alright alright gay Grove it's like slapping the same place that's it's like you slap once and it's like whatever you slap the same place again you're like yeah and then the third time is like oh yeah I know a couple hundred more and you'll pass out alright hi everyone yeah boy thanks bye oh my god dude I'm so happy for you it's the best feeling in the world you never have to play this again this is like this is like when you finish Skyward Sword and you're like oh it's done it's done never again

Channel: Marcus Yamamoto

Views: 358,003

Keywords: Game Grums, Sonic Heroes

Id: ynuQgt2ElTQ

Length: 225min 27sec (13527 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 06 2020