BECOMING GOD IN CK3 WITH 100 Stat Man - Crusader Kings 3 Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

invasion of england without ever setting a foot on england is this possible am i going to get everything i'm going to get everything in england oh my goodness in force demands enforced events england no hello there ladies and gentlemen and welcome into the game we are playing the legendary king mega chad of romagna you might remember in our last ck3 video the lovely queen matilda magna had an incredible run making a whole bunch of money in prestige via mass divorcing her poor husband but sadly she ended up dying of a seizure only about 10 days ago that leaves the entire kingdom upon the shoulders of king mega chad we're going to turn him from being the pretty decent mega chad that he is to becoming a 100 stat man and turn him into becoming god himself at the moment he's a bit of a melancholic character but we're going to make sure that he becomes the strongest being in this known universe how we going to make him become a god well we're going to have him convert to the norse mythology now this is of course a little bit of a challenge because the year is 1100 a.d and as you can see the norse faith is not doing too hot right now they only hold about five provinces and they're very close to accidentally being expunged from existence so it's going to be up to mega chad here the faithful catholic that he is to convert to a superior faith and then become the god of said faith and now ladies and gentlemen a message from today's video sponsor that's right we brought back 100 stat man because microsoft decided to bribe me with copious boxes of tea and you know what it worked so what does the xbox game pass well very quickly it's a monthly subscription service where you hand over one dollar to gain access to a fantastic array of games containing not only just crusader kings 3 also microsoft flight simulator and some of my other favorite games of all time like totally accurate battle simulator age of wander's planet fall and my personal favorite game for absolute psychopaths 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this you gain the trait watch the spiffing brit mega chad watches the spiffing brit and thus removes all stress as it should be perfect this makes 100 sense mega chat you have very high quality tastes we're also going to get rid of our tyranny gain get rid of our build time so that god will build everything or so crazily boost up our development our incredible piety mega chat is very religious yes mega chad wants to become god and also boost up his prestige mega chad knows how to gain attention yes he's really good at making click bait thumbnails and also he's a gold digger yes perfect make a chat now we're going to also boost on a whole bunch of health bonuses so he's going to become mega chat the health chad so basically have our character last a lot longer you know we'll also press the become 100 statement button why not cup of tea in hand please yes that's right ladies and gentlemen grasp that cup of yorkshire tea in hand we're about to gain 100 stat man look at that trade bonus mega chad is a legend among legends genius among geniuses you cannot win against this character you need to accept your fate look at that 2 000 fertility godlike health boost and a huge amount of lifestyle experience to boot oh mega chad just look at you you look insane absolutely incredible now naturally we need to become god and the best way to become god is to reform a unreformed faith in our case the as a true religion which is effectively the norse mythology at the same time we've now become insanely powerful and there is no way to stop us but of course in order to become a norse character we need to probably hold a bit of norse territory what's the best way to do that well ladies and gentlemen allow me to present you the cheesiest way in the universe that you can steal land in this game what you're going to want to do set your spymasters to support your schemes and we're going to have our archbishop fabricate a claim on metal pad here it'll be lovely it'll take a little bit of a while but don't worry as soon as we get about halfway through our claim we're gonna start doing some very creative things now the thing is of course if you actually want your character to last a really long time in this game and almost become becoming immortal like make a chat is the best way you can do it you want to get the event where you get a cat and a dog and by doing this your character will be almost impossible to kill at the same time bam down the hall of body tree and get the lovely boost to give you a nice bit of extra health and finally pick up a lovely dynasty perk but of course if you want to gain the 100 stat side of 100 stat man without using a cheat then your best way is actually very easy simply hop into the lifestyle tree select diplomacy and fill out the entire family hierarchy tree this works great if you're playing a norse character or a sunni character where you can have multiple wives alternatively if you're a catholic character try and have as many lovers as possible the reason why is because at the bottom of this tree each living child gives you one random skill point and just above it each friend gives you two random skill points now what you want to do is basically become friends with all of your children if you play your cards right you can probably have about 30 children and if you're getting free skill points from each of them well guess what ladies and gentlemen suddenly those 30 children are outputting 90 skill points it becomes absolutely insane but anyway we're going to absolutely cheese our first war here because as fun as it would be to sail over our 6 700 men and slam them down on metal pad we're going to just you know be a little bit cheeky but just before we do that i've noticed that duke ernst the rival of our mother is still alive and consequently we cannot stand for this so what we're going to do is we're going to have duke ernst murdered i mean mega chad is literally a god so he can kind of snap his fingers and someone will just phase out of existence and what's this itching for a distraction the man in charge of cleaning the clothes of duke hunts his guards is brought to me oh my goodness no one will notice him tampering with their clothes if something was distracting the guards could be planted oh my goodness so this is fantastic i want you to grind those rose hips real fine um is this an innuendo paradox what's this anyway we're going to basically try and sabotage the guards of duke and so that hopefully his guards won't be there to defend him when naturally we'd jump and spring our murder scheme on him right finally after a good bit of work we've managed to actually fabricate a claim on medal pad here but just before we go to the war we're gonna do something slightly cheeky we're gonna try and abduct him now why on earth are we going to try and abduct this lovely king here well the reason why it's very simple if you're ever struggling to actually defeat an enemy in the game you want to try and expand your land we'll hop onto the intrigue tree here and pick up kidnapper it allows you to abduct characters and it's honestly actually surprisingly easy to pull off now the reason why abducting a character is very interesting is because we can start an abduction scheme on the lovely king akka of mepperland here and in 11 months time we'll have a 95 chance of abducting him and in 11 months time we'll be popping off our very unique trap and hopefully stealing one of the few remaining norse territories in the game right now drew kurtz you don't have long to live one month left in fact or we have a son and he's handsome my goodness that's the most handsome man i can imagine oh of course human trick may you grow to be a strong and wise my son prince human trick and now here we go this is the way to cheese any war in the game so we're going to try and abduct the petty king akka of nordland here but of course we have a claim and we can declare our war whenever we like so the scheme has come to an end what we're gonna do is we're just gonna move this over to one side of the screen hit declare war now technically sure we don't need to do this but let's say hypothetically we had no men we weren't in a situation to fight or rather i'm too lazy to sail all my boats over there well what we're going to do we're going to keep this window up we're going to hit declare war and now that we're at war with the petty king of acura we're going to have a 95 chance to abduct him and lo and behold there we go we immediately abduct him just on the day the war starts and we're bam now we can finish the war the war started and lasted three days all because we captured the king whilst he was walking through the countryside this strategy is so brokenly overpowered it is insane because you can literally have a claim on i don't know the entire byzantine empire and to have a plot to abduct the emperor doesn't matter what you're going for because you can just fire off your plot capture the emperor and then peace out job done and that is how to win every single war with an intrigued character you thought you might need a warrior a fighter someone with high marshall to win you these battles nope you just need a couple of bandits and a shadily lit highway but suddenly all the norse lands can be yours anyway we're going to enforce our demands take control of nordland and that's perfect technically this land is held by count akka here but actually this isn't going to make any difference we're just going to immediately have him imprisoned this is an act of tyranny but come on i'm 100 stat man and there we go now that he's in prison we're going to revoke his title and it's going to become ours yes that makes a few people in our lands a little bit upset but i mean come on we're 100 stat man we're majestic it doesn't matter what we do we're always going to be loved so there we go this territory is now ours it doesn't particularly like us because they're swedish but what we're going to do is we're going to move our realm capital here we're going to move all the way from purines and move our capital over to this random territory now by holding this territory we can switch our culture and religion over to becoming a nausea alternatively we can get ourselves married to a random norse lady lying around here and then convert off of the back of her religion which is nice and simple that's the way the game wants you to do it so we are now a norse king admittedly our emperor in the hre is probably not going to be too happy by this news but it's okay because the guy is 51 years old and i have a brand new plan we're going to attempt to abduct the emperor of the hre sure he's 51 years old but it's going to be fine all right and what we're going to do is we're going to go into the decision section and hit convert to the local culture of the capital so this is actually going to switch us over to the swedish culture yeah this will be fun it'll probably convert us to becoming the cultural head so there we go we're bam we're not the cultural headed some random dude in sweden well that's fine we'll actually need to take control of their kingdom because the emperor of sweden guess what he's a catholic which does mean we can do an invasion on his kingdom you know what we're gonna do we're gonna go on a pilgrimage why not it's gonna cost us a whole bunch of gold but it's fine let's go on a long pilgrimage to brunswick it's time to depart yes now that we're a devoted norse character it makes sense for us to go on a pilgrimage one minor issue however is that well the emperor of the hre has discovered the existence of our scheme to abduct him and so consequently it's probably going to be a little bit pissed off look just please don't worry about it mr emperor of the hre i'm sure you can just all forget about it anyway now that we've actually finished our pilgrimage we've walked in the footsteps of our forebearers and we've gained a whole bunch of piety it's time for us to actually take a look at what we need to do to become god now in order to reform a faith the rules are pretty simple we would need to hold at least three of their holy sites and we need to then switch around the tenants and the doctrines to become absolutely incredible and become the god of this new religion now in order to capture these free holy sites we're going to need to grab hold of denmark sweden and also this lovely one up here ranaheim in norway i suppose we could sail all the way down the coast and steal a bit of england that's always good fun oh and fantastic this is perfect another highway attack my agents tell me emperor heinrich is planning to travel from klinberg to ansbach look i'm absolutely incredible when it comes to german pronunciations here you may please bow to my glory of british pronunciations in the comment section but now that we actually have him on the back foot we can take him as our prisoner now it's only going to cost us 150 gold and trust me this is worthwhile to win every single war you're ever going to do and what we're going to do is hit our lovely emperor here with a simple declaration of wharf just for basic independence so we hit him with an independence war this is of course very spooky and what we're going to do is then immediately try and abduct him now that means that this war has come to an end three days later i really hope he likes his brand new quarters oh my goodness you poor sausage and you haven't even had time to raise up a military yet my friend now we could of course execute him on the spot and gain a whole bunch of piety because the norse peoples absolutely love it when you chop the head off of an emperor but instead we're going to actually sanction for our own independence there we go we are now the kingdom of romagna free from the shackles of the holy roman empire and one day we can try and do a kingdom invasion this would be absolutely insane because it means we could steal well the entirety of germany so fantastic now that we're free we need to get control of some of these norse landing points and for that we're going to declare war and seize the capital duchy of sweden now of course there's a whole bunch of fun wars you can do like for example raid for captives but instead we're going to do a conquer duchy it's only going to cost us 300 piety and now we're at war with the entirety of sweden but it's okay because ladies and gentlemen king mega chat himself is going to lead these armies into battle and have you seen how strong he is this man has a hundred and ten strategic points and so we're going to march him straight into his first little siege the siege is only going to take 26 days of course because we have so many catapults and there we go a few days later we've taken that we're going to siege down the next fort that's once again only going to take us a few days good stuff and now straight on to the capitol province oh sweden you thought you could defend against the vikings by being good vikings yourself well you were wrong my friend what's this is this an army is the king of sweden in multiple wars oh yes they are that's why there's all these armies walking around the lands i wondered where they'd be from oh king of sweden you poor little sausage things are not looking too good for you right now we're at 67 percent success on the war score let's go suggest down even more regions and because of that final siege we have a glorious success and we can enforce our demands and now we control these lovely territories look at this absolutely perfect now this is fantastic because this puts the first norse holy site under our control look at that holy site controlled by the estaru faith lovely now of course he converted the territory to catholicism but it's not going to matter because we're going to build the grand temple this is going to give us an additional tax a whole bunch of levies and our realm is going to become even more pious and legendary it's going to take us seven months but it's going to be worth it all right so that's one holy site down two more to go now logically our next target is going to be denmark because they control sigil land here my pronunciation once again absolutely flawless and we're going to actually just conquer only that title we're not even going to aim for anywhere else now let's raise up our legendary army once again now don't bring it twenty thousand men we're going to sail them right the way down to denmark oh and in just a few days we've managed to siege down the capital now let's take scanner famously a piece of sweden so scanner here once again get sieged down in just a few days and i'm noticing that's a danish army right there where are you sailing your little army off to nope you're going back to the capitol province right well we'll catch you there you think you can seige back your capital it'll take you three months my friend okay how is the battle looking statistically speaking um i don't know how this game is calculating it but the forces we're attacking are of a higher quality however the the battle is going to be even as uh the danes are in debt i have a better army commander i have a better commander traits i have more soldiers than they've recently disembarked but it's going to still be an even battle something tells me this 20 000 men versus 2000 men is not going to be an even battle at all oh no who could have seen that one coming oh poor king oaf of denmark oh it was not looking too great for you your entire army has just evaporated oh these poor danes they really were not expecting literally god to descend from the heavens and evaporate their armies wait did when did mega chad have that incredible moustache has he just developed it i like it mega chad that's very fancy and there we go we've managed to capture roskilde here we can build yet another grand temple to boost our entire realm and make it even more powerful there we go these grand temples are actually brilliant really good stats on them well we could found a holy order this sounds like a great idea yeah let's just found a holy order where can i slap down a holy order can i just plonk him into a magna perfect we're gonna found a holy order all the way over here in sweden which will be perfect there we go let's just found a random holy order the jeans vikings have been founded lovely these are very spooky men's because i'm the only norse dude around this means that effectively they will become my own personal additional army look at that 1 000 lovely men ready to join whatever now with that second holy site under our belt we should probably actually start getting some conversions in so let's convert the faith of upland here and then we also need to do a little bit of an adventure because there's another holy site ladies and gentlemen all the way the other side of norway that's right it's just over here it's trondheim of course yes once again nailing that pronunciation and we're going to declare a war for this little region because it's just going to be perfect we could do an invasion of the kingdom and just take the entirety of norway in fact that's surprisingly viable and hang on a second i have a pretty crazy idea if i was to do an invasion of kingdom against england and then no there's no way this would be allowed there's no way right i have an idea i have a very crazy idea we're going to try and abduct the king of england and then as soon as we abduct him we're going to hit him with the invasion cass's belly and provided everything goes correctly this would technically mean we could invade the entirety of england without having to step foot in england and just take the entire region we're going to declare war on norway because i'd like to steal this one remaining holy site so let's once again raise up our massive army and send it off to battle we're just going to walk all the way across the mountain and try and steal this from norway norway does have 5 000 men so technically oh here we go this is the fight we actually have a battle here ladies and gentlemen 5 000 norwegians have arrived ready to fight it's going to be a even chance yet again for this fight ladies and gentlemen twenty thousand men versus five thousand the game says it's even but of course we know that it's not actually even and we've just evaporated the entire enemy blind no survivors actually no i tell a lie 12 entire survivors wow okay that was not the best fight at all was it norway and perfect this war comes to an end as we've stolen the lovely holy site good job perfect stuff man we can now disband and go home and technically i think that means are we able to reform the faith yes we can we've got enough holy sites to reform the norse faith look at that some would say it's horrific border gore and that technically we should probably convert the counties from being catholic to actually being as a true but you know it's all fine so what we're going to do is we're going to convert our faith and found a brand new religion ladies and gentlemen and it's going to be very jazzy i just received an offer what's that make a chat have you got an offer for the lovely ladies and gentlemen at home watching this video that's right it's the best offer you've ever offered ever my goodness mega chat's telling me that the first ten thousand people to like this video won't be obliterated within the coming end times which will be caused by him snapping his fingers and consequently rupturing a hole through reality and perfectly balancing our population in half so if you want to guarantee your survival then definitely listen to make a chat my goodness it's a once in a lifetime offer right whatever chaos do you have for us mega chad right now welcome back ladies and gentlemen to the lovely realms of king mega chad matilda sun that's right we are the son of matilda now what we're going to do is we're in a perfect spot to actually reform our faith now of course there are a whole bunch of fun ways we can improve our faith immediately we're gonna change some things up though we're gonna reform our faith and by doing so we're gonna get rid of human sacrifice i know we just don't want it and instead we're gonna replace it with something much nicer it's ritual cannibalism ladies and gentlemen yay everyone's favorite boneless gives everyone two pies it makes everyone love you if you're a cannibal and then we're also going to get rid of ancestor worship and instead replace it with pursuit of power this gives us an incredible amount of bonuses and basically letting us do an invasion cast as belly or just a conquest casa's belly on anyone we border the head of faith is naturally going to just become us so we'll have a lay clergy installed and now we can have a temporal god this basically means as we're the person creating the religion we will become its god there we go for eight thousand six hundred piety it's time to become god let us go we have a pursuit for power and we've lost the patronage of our holy order what's happened to them ah it doesn't matter for the acid true reformation has happened at long last i've managed to gather every important godi in the world together so that they can discuss our beliefs and establish an official doctrine that's right we've gotten rid of ancestor worship and now we eat our ancestors it's much much more intelligent trust me the world will see that odin favors us of course because my goodness we're so damn jazzy i mean just look at this incredible religion that we've made it is just beautiful now i'm 90 certain it is very viable to actually become a cannibal by torturing some of our lovely prisoners maybe even just holding a feast because i mean surely everyone's a cannibal in my kingdom or in the very least we make it a positive then one cannibal will hopefully rock up and convert us to their glorious way of life this is just the logic which i'm going off of by the way and there we go that's the end of the feast okay sadly i didn't become a cannibal but what's this peasant rabble rally the troops oh peasants my friends do you think a thousand peasants is enough to defeat me you have six thousand in total okay right i take that back oh but what's this we managed to successfully fabricate our plot to kidnap king simon mab robert of england he's within reach ladies and gentlemen now what we're gonna do is we're basically gonna run into his bedroom and kidnap him in a burlap sack but in order to actually do this what i'm going to have to do is disband all of my armies so that i can hit the declare war button here we're going to go for the invade kingdom casa's belly and then hit i like the sound of this plan and hopefully bam oh we've done it invasion of england without ever setting a foot on england is this possible am i gonna get everything i'm gonna get everything in england oh my goodness enforce demands enforced advance england no oh no gabe oh you shouldn't let me do this game oh that's not okay that's not allowed at all that's so unfair that's so broken oh in the decisions can i do consecrate bloodline i can the acid true gains a whole bunch of favor i get the savior bonus oh can i just consecrate my own bloodline because i am the pope of course i can let's perform the final rites gain a whole bunch of renowned lovely stuff and there we go we are now mega chad the divine oh my god oh and what's this some peasants defending the mountain pass of trent well i'm afraid peasants that's it you've just been evaporated all right come on show me where this peasant revolt is taking place let me burn them down of course the peasants wandered all the way through the hre to get my random land in sat inside the hre it makes perfect sense right let's just follow them all the way up and there we go glorious success the peasant uprising has been put down this poor random catholic peasant leader guy you know what we can actually negotiate his release let's get him to convert to our religion and there you go you can now be out in the wider world as a brand new norse follower now of course because we've got our glorious victory off we're able to hit the restore dane lore button this will convert mega chad from being mega chad the divine to becoming mega chant the dane and we will create the kingdom of dane lore it will also give us the scandinavian elective succession which is brilliant it will destroy the kingdom of england and it's going to be absolutely fantastic there we go as the laws of the danes once ruled these lands they shall once again were bam dane law a brand new age has started we are no longer the divine we are the dane what have i done my kingdom it's absolutely incredible what do i need to get empire britannia i need more countries do i okay very well let's seize the kingdom of scotland let's do holy war for kingdom right england is no more they've now become flanders and normandy they've just basically been thrown out they're just a brand new place with no real control over the islands but it's all good and what i'm going to do is i'm just going to speed through my prison here and i'm going to try and torture as many of these lovely people as possible just so that hopefully i'm going to fire off trying to actually eat one of them and by doing so become a cannibal hang on a second is this possible does the buy claim feature allow me to buy the holy roman empire okay i'm going to spend 2 000 piety buying a claim on the holy roman empire would this theoretically allow me to now declare war for the holy roman empire oh my good god no game no no no no no no no that is not an okay feature you cannot have that level of feature okay so it turns out in the learning section if you're a scholar you can use the buy claim interaction allowing you to spend either gold or piety buying a claim on someone you claim basically whatever they hold so we now hold a claim on the entirety of the holy roman empire can we get also buy a claim on i don't know the byzantine empire we can of course we can we can just buy a claim on anyone can't we the fatimids could i buy a claim on the fatimid sultanate of course i can let's try something a little bit crazy and go to war with the entirety of the hre remember this isn't a holy war this is just a claim and the issue is a holy war for a kingdom but only let us get germany would also call in every other catholic in the world a claim for just the hre perfectly fine very fair in fact and only 450 prestige oh god let's declare the war let's declare the war let's also move our armies all the way over so they spawn straight in the center of the hre we can also hire some mercs because why not let's recruit some of these lovely guys now we can merge this lovely army up together we can have this army go off and do things whilst the main army is busy oh this is just fantastic this is absolutely insane oh hre emperor you have no idea what's coming your way you think your ten thousand men are going to stop you you're an adulterer and a bold atheist but it's okay we're gonna certainly cause a fair bit of an upset my goodness burn down this lovely little fort here is that the hre fighting my men here oh no only there's a glorious hero who could come in and save the day lovely stuff this is call to war for my brother against the pope wait hang on a second you're doing a holy war for the archbishopric of some random place you're asking me to attack the entire pope okay fine why not let's go for it this will be fun now theoretically i probably shouldn't even have declared the war i should have instead just asked to try and abduct the guy because sadly you can't start an abduction event whilst you're at war with someone no no no that would be too easy game so instead you have to prepare your cheats before you go to war and finally in 110ad the pope can now have access to crusades um he's 61 years old a dwarf and he's wounded so something tells me this godless adventurer here who is the pope probably isn't going to be having too many crusades although he does have 16 000 men under his belt look at that ten thousand bursaries that is insane anyway the hre wants to have yet another fight against us which they will undoubtedly lose and oh no did we capture the duke of holland oh no my friend you're about to be tortured oh lovely i even learnt about his incestuous secret oh you naughty sausage take him back to his cell now let us hit the hre with the incredible claim on the entire holy roman empire what do we get for winning this war the entirety of the hre 1000 favor powers of prestige to be shared everyone becomes my vassal including the emperor of the hre oh my goodness this is just unfair enforced demands look at that look at that we've now become the holy roman empire mega chad the dane is now the emperor of the holy roman empire oh my goodness god this is so broken this is not fair at all oh my goodness i can nominate a successor of course a successor for the hre where i get to decide everything now i'm of course going to vote for human shrek my favorite son now of course the main issue with our brand new kingdom is that not everyone in our empire has decided to join our faith now there are a few interesting ways we can get around this way number one is because we are so loved what we can do is create a brand new norse faith where once again we are the head but this time it's brand new and it's made by us so allow me to present to you the brand new religion of chadism a single follower is a chad many followers are chatters and its description there we go a religion for the most awesome and gross bros around who have the highest stats and drink the best tea chadism now exists we can select a brand new icon oh look at these fun icons let's go for the elephant why not he's looking pretty chill we're bam chadism right now i've sent off a whole bunch of requests to ask people to convert in the hre and naturally because we're such a charismatic and incredibly lovely guy everyone's going to immediately convert suddenly the religious map mode is going to start looking a lot more creative and fun look at all these fun little faith hotspots popping up all over the map lovely stuff oh praise beta odin blessed be odin he is very happy and you know what what else can we do we could theoretically destroy the catholic faith now what we're going to do is declare war on the pope because why not we're down in the area it makes sense we're going to raise up our local forces and send them off to fight a very under-supplied pope army lovely stuff oh pope my friend you're not going to be winning these fights even though the game says it's balanced trust me it's not balanced i says you will lose decisively i think not fighting into a mountains this is just what mega chad does and immediately as soon as you defeat one army that the pope owns the pope immediately buys yet another set of mercenaries pope now has 15 000 mercenaries what we're going to do is we're going to try and bring down the walls of the papacy it's only going to take us two months to bring it down right now we've almost sacked rome here we go we're getting very close and we're bam there we go we've taken rome lovely stuff perfect and with that we can actually just immediately end our war enforced demands they're going to naturally accept oh there we go glorious success rome is now ours now what is particularly interesting is that when you actually manage to move your culture into another kingdom you can steal that culture's unique bonuses so for example as we are the swedes we gain the herds bonus meaning we can recruit the huskars which are really really powerful but because we've managed to accidentally invade germany we can now also pick up the stamis organ which gives us five percent direct vassal opinion meaning theoretically if we were to move the swedish culture all the way over to southeast asia we could recruit war elephants now that is something that i'd like to see but probably something for another day i imagine oh my goodness did we just capture the poke we just captured the pope okay so naturally truce broke against the pope and we've just stolen him we stole him from his capital seat oh this is brilliant right let's torture him oh i've never tortured the pope before we might discover his dark insights torture the pope oh there's a 15 chance he becomes a lunatic come on nope he's just been recently tortured suppose i could execute him although i do quite like the idea of just having the pope be very very upset by us so let's just enforce our demands steal the pope's lovely land glorious stuff grant the land over to random scandinavian guys oh and the pope you just really don't have that much land left now do you right now let's do it yet again we're hopefully going to be stealing even more land from you popey boy the thing is i want to dismantle the entire catholic faith and the best way to do this is to unland the pope control all of italy and then you can just basically ruin christianity forever there we go we've taken the pope's capital let us enforce our demands that's even more land from the pope right popeye time it's time for me to steal your one remaining territory declare the war pope your time is now i'm afraid it's not looking too great for you at the moment right now we're going to cede on the pope's final territory which will of course be a glorious success as always we're bam there we go we've captured some random prisoner who we can of course torture for fun and the pope is now unfully ousted from any land he wants controlled now sadly to dismantle the papacy we would need to actually control the entirety of the region of italia because that's just how it works and so we're going to have to continue our lovely adventure against the italians oh we just inherited a whole bunch of lands as well yes we stole even more territory the hre is just growing at a terrifying rate oh we have a brand new sun congratulations oh this is actually perfect you're going to be land holder uh the reason why he's so brilliant is simply because i need him to hold all of the territories i don't really want to hold on to myself so congratulations you just been given all of my random territories in england which i don't really want to worry about you know the eldum of hampshire and what's this my wife is a sexual deviant oh my goodness she cheated on me with duke penne juke penny my brother no no she's my wife and he's my brother no oh my goodness you've done it now juke penny pasta i will have you murdered duke penne and everyone will know of your evil adulteration my wife can i imprison her yes i can imprison my wife and there we go fantastic we've imprisoned my wife who we shall torture for obvious reasons and then finally execute this is an act of tyranny causing all subjects to lose zero opinion it's not an act of tyranny she was cheating on me kind of probably right now let's get married is there anyone who can get married to me anyone at all who controls the most land right we will get engaged to this random lady um i have no idea who she is i mean she's not very prestigious but it's okay i'm sure she'll be fine where did she even come from she came from the region of a can so she came all the way from down here right up to mary the king well the emperor of the hre and not just any hre as well this is mega hre which is even more impressive and powerful right now i want to cause a little bit more chaos ladies and gentlemen i'm thinking ultimate chaos this time because i'm thinking what if we decided to just for completely random reasons seize the entire byzantine empire oh and fantastic we're gonna have juke penne killed right duke penney die my friend lovely stuff that'll teach you for trying to sleep with my wife who's now dead but it's okay it's all fine lovely stuff let's disband all of our armies glorious stuff i reckon we're now in a prime spot to actually invade the byzantine empire so we're going to do is fabricate an abduction scheme on the head of the byzantine empire and we're going off on yet another pub crawl with the lads brilliant stuff um fantastic we managed to also infiltrate his army which is brilliant oh my goodness human trek has become an astute intellectual my son look at you you're so powerful my goodness right let's get you married off to someone who is equally as absolutely fantastic what about my niece is there any incestuous chance that there is a minor incestuous chance there well it's ck-free so when in rome just bang your sister that's basically how this game works right now sadly my idea to do a holy war for the kingdom of the byzantine empire isn't really going to work because it turns out the byzantine emperor does not technically hold the kingdom of salonika here in fact no one owns it meaning i can't steal this entire slave of land so instead what we're going to do is declare a war for just the dutch around constantinople because constantinople is so incredibly valuable hit declare the war and you know what for fun as well we're not even going to abduct the king we're just going to sail an army of 23 000 men on constantinople and siege it down in just three months time there we go now this is what i call glorious success because hopefully upon sieging down the walls of constantinople for the first time ever we're going to be able to steal this lovely little city and hopefully also gain a whole bunch of fun prisoners because prisoners can be tortured oh it's lovely and there we go glorious success we've managed to defeat the emperor of the byzantines he's going to hand over all of his lovely land and that gives us constantinople quite possibly the most valuable little territory we have constantinople is a lovely province just look at its huge amount of loot i mean of course the hajjis sophia cathedral is brilliant although we don't get to keep it but the main reason why i like this is because look at those feed ocean walls they are just glorious giving us a whole bunch of lovely bonuses right now even though i have technically got a truce with a byzantine empire i've naturally bought a claim on the entirety of the byzantine empire using just a nice little bit of piety and we are of course only a month away from triggering our imprisonment of the emperor of the byzantine empire and so consequently all of his lands are about to become ours so we're going to hit declare war were bam and now that he's suddenly imprisoned we have a hundred percent chance of succeeding so it doesn't matter that he is six thousand soldiers because guess what my friend you're about to become a vassal oh look at the holy roman empire it is glorious look at this is it not majestic i don't mind that you have a bogamist faith whatever that is we are all about the norse faith here it's where all of the best faith stuff happens it's where the most fun happens oh it's just brilliant oh my goodness this kingdom is incredible what have i done to you what have i done to you this game is no longer perfectly balanced feels a little bit broken if i'm not going to lie over the course of what is effectively mega chad's limited rule we have managed to grow our empire from the small kingdom of rome to restoring the entire norse faith and becoming a god for them and then of course most importantly we invaded the hre england and the byzantine empire using a very cheesy strategy of buying a claim and then immediately imprisoning the one guy in charge this system is absolutely hilariously broken and i love it well done developers for featuring in the game but it might need a little bit of fixing and i'm afraid that's all we have in store for today for 100 stat man if you want to see his adventures continue then do make sure to give this video a like and hop down in the comment section below to advise me where we should invade next you want to see a our invasion of france b do you want to see us form the empire of britannia and start colonizing the world or c would you like to see me try and get elephants yes that's right war elephants hop down to the comment section and leave your vote because it will definitely help us out on our lovely adventure as always a massive thank you for watching and if you're new here do consider subscribing because we'd absolutely love to have you along for the journey and of course thank you to all of my majestic patrons who make these fantastic videos all the more possible seriously without you we wouldn't be able to make fantastic videos like this so thank you very much and of course once again a thank you to microsoft for actually sponsoring this video if you want to check out the xbox game pass then hop down to the description and there's a lovely link as i previously mentioned it is literally just a dollar and you can play this game it's absolutely fantastic so why not literally buy and play this game for one dollar and if you don't like it and it's not your cup of tea then fine and all you've lost is a few thousand vietnamese dong all in all i'd say that's a decent trade anyway i'll see each and every one of you in the next one if you want to watch another video like this then i've got a few on screen at the moment and trust me you're gonna absolutely love them so have an absolutely fantastic day and goodbye for now

Channel: The Spiffing Brit

Views: 892,351

Rating: 4.8734188 out of 5

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Id: N7aOGyd3uUU

Length: 38min 46sec (2326 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 14 2020