Making the LONGEST Creature in Spore | The tale of Long Boi

[Music] in modern society there is supposedly a bias towards taller people tall people get more jobs tall people are more attractive tall people get altitude sickness peter crouch grew from despicable me and the pokemon executor it must be great to be tall what would happen then if you purposely bred a species to be as tall or as long as possible would they prosper or would they eventually snap in too i had to find out and to help me i would be using the most advanced scientific technology ever created the 2008 video game spore my goal was to make a creature even longer than a python more extended than a boa constrictor stretching further than the guttering around buckingham palace to accommodate for such length i named my planet long earth have we got any long earthers watching comment down below open your eyes the world is long i need an environment that would facilitate my creatures rapid growth so i decided to start at the very beginning cell stage i made my creature a herbivore because diplodocus were herbivores and those guys were freaking massive but when i spawned in i was quite frankly a bit disappointed no matter this was only the beginning i immediately found a mate and began to thin out our creature to my dismay this was the longest i could make him but not to worry because there was still of course a saving grace the bagpipe mouth with this i estimated my length was probably similar to that of a pringle can but there aren't any pringles inside of this body just pure potential and next thing i knew it was time to move into creature stage with creature stage comes a whole lot more customization and that means we could go a lot longer it's beautiful this is a creature deserving of the name long boy it's all right long boy come to the surface don't be shy come along boy come on there we go it's not so bad it's uh it's fine now on land longboy was ready to take the world by storm and upon encountering other creatures they were so impressed by his scale that they made friends with him instantly this sense of friendship and cooperation gave me an idea okay right order everyone form a line come on now we've got to work together on this one former line former line my idea was that by aligning my creature with others from our species it would give the impression of one extremely long creature unfortunately when you're this long already teamworking exercises become quite a challenge and as these creature's head was so far away from each other they had to shout very loud to communicate it wasn't working and as i continued to play the game it seemed this version of my creature had some other significant issues as well it pains me to say it but this is actually the longest spore allows you to make a creature's body and with this in mind it was difficult to see where i would go from here my quest was at a standstill i had hit rock bottom you know what they say about rock bottom though the only way you can go from here is up oh my goodness the only way we can go is up on every graph there are at least two axis i was so focused on the x-axis that i neglected to think about the y now it was time to go vertical and it was a matter of moments before i'd created this majestic specimen this creature was tall so tall that it was nearly being blown over by the wind i mean just look how tall it is in comparison to this adorable elephant creature in real life of course elephants are huge so we must be ginormous in fact these two elephants were so embarrassed by our size that they began to piggyback each other just to try and reach our height i like these elephants they made my creature seem even taller and more than anything they were quite useful as a sense of scale so i decided to take one with us on our adventure so i'll always roughly know just how tall we are think of it as a relationship of respect one tall creature having admiration for another having said that i wanted to impress our new friend even more and to do that i made this there was no doubt that this creature was taller but with this came a cost we had absolutely no stability and one of my creatures in particular was having a torrid time the wind was blowing him all around the place to counter this i tried to do what tightrope walkers have done for centuries and gave him arms which spread out on either side this worked to an extent and made us much better at gathering fruit off trees but we did look like one of them wind socks that wobbles around near a motorway this did give me an idea though how about instead of just our arms outstretched in the air we move our whole body upwards that way we'd essentially double our length this new setup would involve a central base from which long legs and long arms would protrude i mean this kind of setup has worked for the giraffe for a long time now so i don't see why it wouldn't work for me and initially all seemed to be going well but then my creature had built up a bit too much speed and his neck started to be blown around by the wind again during this whole mess of a situation other creatures tried to take advantage of my instability and some sort of crab began to attack my size comparison elephant i couldn't let this happen otherwise how would i be able to measure myself thankfully we were able to use our necks in a sort of whipping motion and it was too much for the crab to handle i'm so glad you're safe little elephant for a moment there i was afraid i wouldn't know how tall i was eventually the party was able to recuperate but the damage of the battle had already been done and my friend was so shaken up that he'd worked himself into a perpetual spin something needed to change the forces of nature were affecting my creature too much i need a way for my creature to be able to fully extend itself without any obstacles and to do this we would have to take to the skies it was here that i started the quest for wings to begin with i gave my creature the worst wings in the game but rather than being able to extend himself when in the air my creatures seem to be flying at a right angle i still held out hope that with more powerful wings this wouldn't be a problem so i set out to find some along the way i made some more friends found some fossils and got eaten by a giant spider which made my game crash oh to be a sport player this set me back quite a lot but this time i rectified my mistakes stayed away from any giant spiders and eventually i had some better wings now surely my creature will be able to stretch to his full potential nope still flying at a 90 degree angle i don't know stick some arms on it or something no that's just made it worse well that's it then what am i even doing anymore i've played through this game so many times now and i can't even make a long creature why would i even want a long creature this is a terrible idea maybe and and hear me out here maybe being long is kind of overrated maybe maybe it's all about being wide yes wide boy wide boy wide boy why boy something terrible had happened white boy was so wide that he got himself into a tangle and before he knew it he was out of control even worse news as he straightened out he went into a perpetual bouncing roll he rolled all the way down the hill and into the sea but he was so wide that he couldn't swim and he began to drift around under the water why boy why boy can you hear me why boy you're drifting out to sea wide boy you're drifting after oh my god [Music]

Channel: BogBoy

Views: 1,255,860

Rating: 4.8931961 out of 5

Keywords: bog, boy, bogboy, jude, wedgwood, spore, gaming, video, game, longest, creature, possible, long, boi

Id: T0DEoBc_UJ8

Length: 7min 36sec (456 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 03 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/TimsFallingAdventure]

i love spore.

also i remember jay saying in an efap that the creature mode is too long and he's wrong. i wonder what kind of games jay plays if a max 30 minutes mode is too long for him.