David So, Geo Antoinette & Asian Superman | TigerBelly 206

hey everybody I'm Bob I'm your um [ __ ] King so what was it for you okay for you I thought you were greeting the RO everyone listening okay all right why would I talk to you like that I'm give a [ __ ] I love you but buy tickets for something anyway I'm gonna be at some dates coming up Cleveland Ohio August 15th to the 17th I'll be at hilarities Denver Colorado at the Comedy Works August 22nd to the 24th Philadelphia Pennsylvania September 12 to the 14th I'm at going to be at helium there Portland Oregon helium September 26th to the 28th Oxnard California hell it's a levity live October 11th to the 13th San Antonio lol Texas October 18th and 20th Arlington Virginia November 1st the 2nd birthday babe Omaha Nebraska November in Brea November 22nd to 224 please come visit the slub King and we'll bond and get together thank you go to Bobby Lee live.com for ticket links yeah [Music] I really do why I don't like looking at you right I liked it when you were fat son of a [ __ ] but you know you were veteran I'm going to say it on the thing me the chaplet of divine mercy would have been into it is he looking for a prayer I'm doing a prayer in front all right let me do a prayer up front okay sorry guys I'm really tired but today we're gonna make it work hey Red Bull buddies hey forever together hey you damn it so right known a NGO I feel my hero you're supposed to call me Gina but it's all right what I say okay I do what he say oh yeah it's David and Genevieve or they're gonna be 10 of these knives yeah oh yeah I think she has to do it five four three two a eternal father okay that's not we're not doing that we're not doing that during the Lord when I'm doing my prayer order David so we're gonna start from the top one thing he's gonna count down again he's gonna count down again and then also no smiles it's about the Lord ya know God if they go ahead man five four three two see that's what I'm saying I have Riva started you know it's a giggling like a [ __ ] like you're fat the fat [ __ ] you are alright and I'm gonna get no I'm gonna get serious right now dude you know all right you know here's the thing with YouTube [Laughter] okay I know right what side go laser eyes laser eyes cross eyed Joe the guy you work with yes choo-choo-choo-choo - what's his name that guy sits - some [ __ ] about me on his podcast remember what he said he said something about I don't know forget but it was like it wasn't a fan that said that know somebody right but I'm on to you and you guys don't do the older Asian respect thing that you're not Asian yeah you don't but you don't do it but let's start with it but this is the proof you need to call them oppa what the [ __ ] yeah yeah right so go ahead I start the Lord's Prayer man I'll just do it [ __ ] don't even do that okay Eternal Father I offer you the body and blood soul and divinity of your dearly beloved son our Lord Jesus Christ in atonement for our sins and those of the whole world there's another one for the sake of his I'm not a preacher cuz if I was here's imagine here's another one alright alright I would be on a compound somewhere in taxes mmm really doing it with my gun finish your prayer father oh thank you babe for the sake of his sorrowful passion have mercy on us in the whole world which is in conclusion three times you will recite these were all that tell me what to do holy God holy Mighty One holy immortal one have mercy on us and on the whole I don't know what that means it's pretty crazy but anyway um I appreciate I didn't say your name you don't say anything I'm so sorry I've been you know what you guys are guests and I'm really appreciate that you're here and you know I know I know Europe I appreciate that you're here and you guys are regulars on our podcast and your family and I shouldn't open this way I should open with more love yeah so here's the thing where's the love I'm gonna give it to you now I appreciate you can look at me in the eye though when you say that you're one little [ __ ] I have you got it though yeah yeah boy that's like refried you're so you're so brave I can't talk to him like that yeah yeah well cuz I don't respect anybody oh but it's nothing you respect this man in front of you right I remember I haven't said your names so we'll do that in a second but um I want to say that I appreciate every one of you in here I'm grateful and I'm to be in each other's wombs Oh feel the warmth I love it kind of turning me on a little bit thank you thank you when you talk it's like love urine for me are you peeing on me so um I want to introduce people in the room and I do this every time and I don't give a [ __ ] man you sleepers listening Tiger belly to listeners all that this is the way I am doing it today all right there's no other [ __ ] way to do it but the way I'm doing it now Alissa something we got Gilbert go long big fan love it your diverse in the way you approach comedy right you have different assets are you good-looking yes yes for your type compare me to guava juice yeah yeah oh my god I see it ha ha ha what's guava juice the guy right yeah yeah boy I don't know who he is yeah yeah a slime yes and it's have been so I thought you guys were related you are guava thank you oh well sabi what's the hobby yeah Roy wasabi I think we have my angel pack right here man my backpack of angels right here man she this one has to put up all kinds of [ __ ] my [ __ ] I do dark farts at night another world like I fart and there's 19 different distinct smells jeez some food like more like sweet and sour more Asian II kind of pungent yeah right and then we've got like Saruman [ __ ] you know he really farts out like whole demons yeah yeah regret exactly pain change appointment all disappointed my whole life of the best one we've got George and now George is working out I can see his arms from back he kind of looks like Tom already a little bit now now I was kidding we all know you're never gonna be that but um good to see you in this little [ __ ] rat [ __ ] what did you do earlier tell him what he did so Bobby got up you know just casually went to go greet John and hug him and then John and mealy turned away covered his crotch and closed his eyes yeah oh [ __ ] right Bobby didn't say anything I didn't say it probably could have been the way I walked in how did I walk in the room I wasn't here you weren't here how did I walk in the room come over here talk how did I walk in the room that's really the full story that's the whole story okay yeah but in like his reaction okay okay what would the appropriate reaction just pretend that nothing's going on that's impossible it's not impossible you're impossible all right now we're now it's here we're introducing our guests are beautiful guests you know I'll be honest the I'll go to like you know I'll go do on the road like I'll be in Madison Wisconsin I'll be at a little like boba place and then um right okay yeah I'll have a tie you know like I can't I like the tie buh buh with the bow bow right oh we got that move on and then they'll go we know you somebody will say that that works are I go Oh from what MADtv no Tiger belly No j/k news I get a lot of it you hired us and it's at it's not even like it's love oh nice oh for sure excuse me because you're not you're not what I'm talking about okay that's understandable okay because are you a part of it now are you still doing JK no no not anymore well then there we go so what are you saying I don't know you [ __ ] deceiver right you should be a part of it you're a strong how did you find out he wasn't a part of it okay you know what the thing is I'm a conduit of information okay okay what's a conduit mean a conduit is like a piece of metal okay right something like that I had no idea with them and we need it yeah because I I'm I'm a device that like quite connects Energy wagging late all right this is so thin I'm really trying to make eye contact a lot you smash it like that I submit because my dick is smashable you can you can make like little animals with its like putty smash burger right thank you that's a mess right so I want to thank you for all the times I've done just kidding news it's give me an extra following yeah it's a part of our success and that's why you're here and I want to introduce you okay Gio thank you okay I know I'm so honored and you take okay okay why did you leave JK news no I started up a different traveling show called sin foods oh I have follow it's great it's good you see Zen foods yeah is that what he said no what do you say send food there's one do you ever seen a single episode who's in it you see the one that I'm in not just weren't it you saw me yeah you [ __ ] liar she has never been on an episode you have a podcast - yes I do oh my god Bobby I have so much to tell you about this so how did you find out he wasn't on JK news the conduit thing right yes guess how I found out how'd you find out I just stumbled on a YouTube video that's it I'm not gonna be on JK news anymore okay well first of all let's talk about this let's hold all of that hold on it's so [ __ ] disrespectful because of the fact oh my god you did it they were like you did it when you were fat you right what does that mean what I'm saying is they don't know broken-down fat yes fat [ __ ] like you right who had nothing yeah and then they think nothing you're at the time you're nothing and they brought you in then you had something yep and then you laugh you got fine and then you write you that's right well let's let's talk about you being recognized for JK news and not even your own stuff oh my god oh my god okay something new Shh what is this guy I love Smashburger yeah here's the deal dude all right that's not the truth in my report I just said what did you say that would they took you on when you were fat yes you got on the show did that did their show make you a little more popular no we started that show together at the same time okay you didn't know that did you right you don't know [ __ ] babe so all I am saying is is that let's suppose I started something with a group of people at the same time mm-hmm and then I leave it you know I usually tell the people that I'm leaving I did of doing it I told the amount of in your [ __ ] space try to defend you [ __ ] your [ __ ] friend oh he married us he didn't have the balls to tell me to my face well here's the thing though I told Bart ad Joe and I assume Bart was gonna tell you that's where you [ __ ] up okay yeah I think this how Bobby would I would betray me I would hear from like a third party that we're actually not together anymore Bobby broke up on the podcast it would be like that on the podcast um that's not how I go down because something that you don't know about me is is that and you can say a million things about I have a lot of character defects I don't do anything you're flawless I don't know what you're a fat whatever the list goes on I lie I deceive I live in the shadows much like the dark night I think you're trying to make yourself sound really cool that's what you were just watching like before they got here this was all coming from I have a butler yeah but so you started that with them you left your doing your own podcast now that I've never been on yeah I've never been on okay you feel my pain listen there are steps to this stuff ah the the reason why the reason why is because you guys he's had people on like multiple times I have a [ __ ] because you guys are hitters all right her tell me who her husband just everyone else no that's not everybody loz let me ask you something let me add cross eyed Joe do it yes okay well he does it with me so it's me enjoed against another guy from the [ __ ] just yeah yeah Wow get on in Bosnia you and cross-eyed Joe are doing you're cross-eyed you're doing I don't give a [ __ ] that guy right there human I have to have that conversation yo you and I are a little cross-eyed too right cross I am when I am look at her yeah I don't look people straight in the eye for long because they start to drift this way you're crazy we're not cross-eyed and that's why I have to put outer outer lashes on the side or else it makes my high school no you're fine I look like I'm some photos she's [ __ ] one eyes in the other socket I had a kid it'd be a cyclops our kid would be a pyromaniac but it would help space in between it would just be one giant eye right both of you are not cross like you're cross-eyed what are you doing it on purpose I'm fine so um you left I haven't done out you know what I'm a probably at a point now with you I don't want to do your podcast don't you never offer I think I honestly think that in terms of Asian guys that if somebody said to me list me who you think you think is at your caliber in terms of skill set likability and all that stuff I would say you oh wow I would say you if would they say you know they say Jimmy oh yeah I'd be like I like Jimmy Liang I think it's cute he's a good actor he's getting better as a stand-up he is very good there's nothing I have no problem with him but do I think you know that you're more closer to me yeah that just made my whole year right it's kind of hard to believe what he's saying even though it's really sweet cuz he looks at you but then he looks off like he's thinking when he said any one things he looks around cuz he can't accept it okay that's what it is I've known about that's why I said the things about it because he knows little things like that whereas you being dead right I like it you and your yes does guys love to do the fiestas right yep putting with the Spanish guitar it's my when you guys do this yep heart with the beast then you don't do that there are napkins yeah so you guys do that I don't love your Picoult for it's great and what they're doing to you guys on the border is not right but um I'm against it's getting deep it's getting really deep yeah sorry to interrupt but we have a z'm a sing sponsor blue burn 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he's entering the terrible twos he has his own little personality right now yeah I think full grown human he is he's got his opinions and his his own [ __ ] he wants to get done yeah he's also um you know I think that with yeah I mean I probably don't want to be with me RB he's not gonna be that cute I'm just let you know like right out the gate oh it's awful but you guys are good-looking people it's gonna happen not gonna be Tyco cute you know the arse arse it'll be weird looking cute but not like handsome cute yeah but ours will have thank you yeah but like together yeah because you're not looking you're looking at a 50 year old me no I think that you're handsome but both of our eyes are really set close together yeah and I have a big nose your nose is actually pretty good I hope they get your nose I like your nose no my nose is very yeah but you you go 5050 so your nose and my notable but the biggest that's not the biggest problem it's the width of our faces you have cheap school or I know you have cheeks galore it's insane so it's just gonna be a boiled egg yeah your trip but as long as it's not that head yep I agree it might be that head cuz I'm if I had that had if I had that head I would like leave it the flip the flatness I leave the baby yeah everything about you have a bit what size is your head you read my [ __ ] oh I think it's seven no it's not seven in three [ __ ] quarters we would head but the [ __ ] out of somebody might be it might be a but I for seven I force it eight he wears the seven on top of his head it doesn't even so I can't put the whole family dude your poor mother did oh no c-section because of that really poor poor stomach done she almost died a lot of blood yeah yeah you have like you know arm the little Lannisters head till the mother Aryan Tyrion Lannister Tyrion killed the mom you almost said yurt because you have a [ __ ] midgets head little people don't have big heads it's just it just looks big in proportion it's all yeah it's optical illusions sides alone don't you love this optical right could you look at you know is it a face no but there's a horse in it to the drawing or you turn it sideways right and it's like people dancing but but this way it's a I like it will you go cross-eyed and you see an image pop magic I have never been able to see now one of those I do those can you do those the the magic they have one in my parents house in Phoenix and my brothers we've had it my brother can't do it I can't do it either but you know what it is is this I don't know if you guys know that what this is we're talking about but it's a it's a painting like the one that my parents have is an apple all right and they're like but if you look into it because that's Google dance you'll find see a city Oh crazy oh yeah right so don't but you have to see you have to have a glass you get to see through the glass and it comes up the city comes I screw how does that [ __ ] work like I never understood that [ __ ] when the issues that books of it constant yeah yeah and you had to go first people can do it are they should poor people and poor people so um the babies the babies Q thank you yeah I think so what about it like yeah it is it's hard and it's fun I don't know what people go people go you have I changed my life do you want a kid I think that everyone is a lying I really believe like when she said it just now I feel like you're lying like I drank the [ __ ] kool-aid yeah no it's fun she's hard yeah talk about the part talk about the hard part about it well I mean in the beginning you don't sleep that's it I don't know he's pretty chill like he's a cool kid what because I woke up - I usually around 4 or 5 p.m. oh man your baby died I'd have to change that well you have George though Georgia take it again fine yeah am i dead in this yeah what time do you work more people our 7:00 like if this morning she or alarm went off I like 9:00 and she went work out go to the gym so do you guys just see each other like three hours okay and then I force I pry my eyes open just so I could stay up till about 3:00 a.m. or 4 a.m. oh then he yells at me for falling asleep during a movie when he doesn't start the movie till 3:30 in the morning but you know what she does cute is that she'll leave during the morning do her thing I'll be stead asleep and then when I wake up at 5:00 she's next to me in the bed sleeping oh how cute she'll pretend it that's just there feel really good what did you do I did this that Beach Venice well you have to lie tonight yeah you just woke up I took her of the donkeys at the ranch what donkeys and then they and she did all this thought and then she comes home sleeps five hours and I'm still sleeping what time you don't asleep this morning I went to bed at nine in the morning oh [ __ ] so you just woke up like before we got here let's say we had to come late oh no what happened to me today this morning is my dog Gobi this morning you mean this evening what are we all right so this is what happened last night what I do is I'll walk them the last time at 3 in the morning and then I'll go okay I'll put them in the crate see they poop Eid I put water in there I give them a hot dog as a as a as a you know a full hot dog a full hot dog that's a hot dog actually there was no hot dog there's no hot dog sometimes I'll do for love how he reveals his truths on a podcast yeah and lying about for like six months yeah I always like where the [ __ ] do the hot dogs go because I keep having to buy these like natural hot dogs have no like processed stuff in it why do you keep buying hot dogs that if you oh I I eat him and he's been giving whole ones to the dog no wonder where they had diarrhea wait what do you keep giving the hot dogs don't they like why huh [ __ ] you you know what they'll just be eating hot dogs all the time there's diarrhea all the time yeah that's how I was ready look I turned out pretty good are you gonna have kids I do want kids not not now but eventually you're a woman do entertainment stuff so what's her name huh haven't met her yes oh my god you know how shitty your memory is you didn't meet her I never met her no you did it but you just [ __ ] faster you said yes do you know why I knew I never did but I could have how can you knew you never did but you deploy I've met so many people that never met before you know I've met a lot of people that no remember can you understand why I have nervous breakdowns every other day was confusing person to like argue with because he's not arguing at your level he's arguing in a way that's like not even real life that you're just so tired and confused that you just get out of the argument I like how you're trying to relate to us I know like please understand no we can't you're with you chose to be this maybe how dare you first you weren't on his side it's just he's a childhood hero I'm always I can't I can't help it see every time I see him I can't help but smile see you know he he's lost that my zeal what because when we first met he you could tell in his eyes shine huh nobody was like when he would look at me it's like oh my god it's Bobby Lee right that shine he's and every time I meet him he was soaked and now when I see him he doesn't look at me he looks on the ground he he tries he tries to like walk by you're not as infatuated with me as you wants Bobby I just wrote an article about you as my idol for Asian American Pacific month yeah never soul Oracle I know you said you didn't want to see it's like a small pose yeah is it an article was like a small post they'd be like a whole campaign of respect you're sweet it's respect yourselves we know it's like you know what a tweet is yes and no yes and no okay so you so let me say something okay you're good because you left the thing but you're still doing stuff with some of the guys and I and you know you guys drove up here together mm-hmm yeah in the same car yeah so I know there's just it's love you're just from the same family right over I married them for crying out loud actually married them I also married another case Ian Tiffany all right we'd like you stop [ __ ] Brad where he is yeah if we ever married you're pretty oh he would be really good I would [ __ ] well you just could do it online it's easy oh you can yeah oh yeah let me ask you something are you friends with all those guys in there like the one with the blue hair are you trying to find drama or somebody wants to see you there's a girl with the blue hair tiffany tiffany no that's the skinny Mexican one Julia yeah yeah tiffany is the one that hasn't eaten in weeks right you gotta feed her she's gonna die soon yeah she can't even lift candy she can't even lift over like a pencil I saw the other day yeah when I was at your thing what thing what thing I went to the last time I did just kidding okay was like four months at five months ago okay but I saw her pick up a pencil and it was so give me a pencil thank you was that necessary there was a dead air but now I have to do something with this I don't even know what I'm gonna do this is like this is I just gonna do it she can't do it the payoff was so biddable so what are you trying to get at what do you try to get at I love her okay okay that's what I meant okay so you like her will systems watch the fights yeah oh my god yes yeah MASMA doll the fastest knockout ever I love that guy you know what Jordan I love Ben Askren though - I like both of them is Courtney miss Courtney - me too and I why do you like mazda Vidal and I'm going to tell you the reason why I like Maspeth all because of his like street fight [ __ ] that he's knew back in the day yeah the fact that he could take that and become a contender in the UFC is amazing me yeah me too and I also believe that he is real he scares me he says how he scares you yeah but the things you know complaining cuz okay so if you're not if you're not watching the UFC this guy named Ben Askren who is new to UFC but he's an undefeated guy from Bellator 1 FC what I've seen what FC around for a long under guy named Mozgov a dog who they had beef and um Ben Askren gets knocked out in five seconds a guy that's never lost before oh for sure so people giving a Maz Vil [ __ ] for celebrating the way did so why the first thing he did was well because Ben Askren could have died oh look at the size of his head I know it's fine that's true and he's never been knocked out Ben Askren actually defended that when he was on Ariel Helwani show he was like yeah if you would have asked me if he was gonna throw some extra shots at the end I would have been like yeah that's absolutely something he would have done like that's fully expected but when a guy's knocked out to the point where he's still like this nobody gave the thumbs up he was still good solid like this and then Maz Vidale decides the best thing to fall on his back and do the same thing I missed that part yeah but then in my head cuz my brother and I were like he could have died so how bad would you have felt if he went down like this turned over and the guy was dead I think kind of funny I think hey Maz Badal is a serial killer I think he's a [ __ ] serial killer the way he jokes in the way he says things and how he repeats stories yeah it's not real life yeah yeah yeah I was defensive I had my hands behind my back got some hood [ __ ] that means like somebody up yeah yeah this means I'm gonna sock you in the face but in his defense he goes that's a hoodlum bro what are you talking so when I when I saw them just face off yeah I I thought if you look at Ben Askren Ben Askren look nervous cuz he's a crazy person yeah you know cuz he's not really talking to somebody who's like here on the yeah yeah that's a very good observation scared the [ __ ] out of me just looking at him smile I was like oh yeah like nobody who would get in the cage with this guy yeah and then what are those guys that's been around so long they naturally you would think that oh you know he's fading a bit but he just keeps getting better and better yeah that's another thing is it cuz I didn't see him fight until Darren till I didn't know who you want really until there until oh really but then once I saw BB tear until I did research and I watched all his fights from his beginning of his career because I have UFC pop fight pass even when he loses or he's lost before just by her I know exactly but no matter what always exciting yeah yeah exciting and he's great and then um what else did you see like it that night Amanda Nunez just Holly Holm that was such a weird fight though just because of how timid Holly was I think when she felt first of all I didn't realize like a man in nuna's had bare Rihan did you see her mittens they were yeah she looked like Mickey Mouse she hugging his kicked her upside that [ __ ] Holly Holmes but Holly Holly I thought made a really like big mistake there and I think that's a but that's what's scary about Amanda she just needs a tiny tiny error yeah out of her opponent and then shoot it's over I actually don't know why Amanda Nunez started becoming so great because I remember when she started off she had a very shaky stuff she did so what happened like what I remember she fought was it Raquel Pennington I think she lost it Kazon god I remember that yeah it and she just got her [ __ ] together it's a change account assumption it's this friend dong I'm sorry it's you know a lot of stand-ups are shitty for many many years but then one day they just have one show that everything clicks and then there are different comedian after that night it takes sometimes a while some people are good right away like Chapelle I heard when he was 16 was good right away Robin Williams is great right away but there's some people that took forever and there's a spark yeah and then like you know someone like Sebastian Maniscalco who I wouldn't say was somebody that you would bet on to be the greatest but over the he just became better and he didn't even know where his limit was he's still growing he's getting better it's scary that dude is a beast but yet when I saw him back in the day I even came up to my said don't do it again your stand-up is terrible why did you go out of your way to say that because he was a friend he was a friend you know in the beginning I was someone that had been around a little longer and I was just like it's not good but then like he start kept sticking around and became better and better and that's what happened some people are journeyman and they get better as they get old you know how like there's some fighters where after a loss they it's almost like energizes them and all their fights after that are amazing like Robert Whittaker right yeah but then there are others who just yeah they're like at you dude GSP yeah he's a big one I was like wow this guy's so boring I respect them but I don't like watching him fight yeah but I mean like you know what really Meow's Luke 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asleep at 8 p.m. when that happened he was asleep for all three remember in fourth of July there was wine and I woke him up as a Bobby earthquake I'm gonna say something to you right now and I am going to I don't recall maybe but I literally can't even in my mind I've never felt in my mind I can't look back and go oh yeah I remember when I was here I've been in natural disasters before like what yeah Hawaii was gonna get hit by the tsunami but the tsunami didn't actually hit I know but I was I had the Bible you know through that prayer and I was praying and everyone in the hotel was gone even the staff it was just me and my girlfriend at the time wearing a wetsuit with a Bible on a [ __ ] roof top of this gigantic hotel going we're gonna die here baby I was that that sirens going off it was crazy but I've never felt the [ __ ] earthquake have you guys ever been in the middle of like a calamity or like you know for some mother nature never know thank God that earthquake that was a long one I mean I had time to text my friends like yo it's still going like yeah it's still going crazy even the one in the morning that happened though I think cuz we've experienced so many these small tremors like whatever the morning one was a widow what happened I was in bed when it shook and I literally woke up my my girlfriend I was like hey there's an earthquake she just goes she doesn't even care oh yeah I'm [ __ ] running out yeah but wait I've never heard anyone die from earthquake what a privilege like this because you live in California so many people die of Earth I know I'm missing in California if I was in but you've never heard of people dying from an earthquake ever maybe if you know earthquake doubts in Chile Oh whatever but not in like so you know me right now I've never heard your earthquake saving my neighbor my neighbor in Brentwood walked out a fell in the crack from the earthquake and he died that's never heard it happen before what's your point in saying that that there it's like to me tornadoes seem scary those are scary cuz your hands are gone mmm with earthquakes if it hits hard your house didn't we have like a crazy one like in the 90s like the nurse it was like what in Northridge was like two years old or some [ __ ] when that happened bro I know I'm older yeah you're about 13 I thought that really enraged me just now and the thought is this do you ever see the movie the impossible the cartoon what's that one about no it was it called the impossible about the survived tsunami that's in that was a real story yeah so they make a movie about oh man with Naomi Watson Ewan McGregor it's a great movie it's the story of survival of a family a white family being ripped apart wherever they are in Thailand or wherever they are when the tsunami hits right but how many people Asians died in that [ __ ] thing and they didn't get recognized they never made a single movie about the millions of Asians the Thai people that died all along the coasts of all those so you do know people have died from earthquakes no tsunami that's what mr. Nam know that tsunami as a result of an earthquake in the ocean sweetie this place water tsunami just don't happen by itself that's funny you [ __ ] you rat [ __ ] oh dear you man alright I'm wrong okay there is no point oh okay sometimes Gio yeah yeah so what was the story you would have written then for possible nobody ever uses that like ever no the thing is is this is it's just that you know I want to see because I was thinking to myself I would love to see Asians Asian survival story in a tsunami why don't you get one okay you could do it yeah I believe in you but it's gotta be a true story that happens I'm sure well what if I would produce it I would like it maybe like hire like real age Chinese actors to do it well they were all Thai but ya know people died all over Asia okay Thailand do the labor facts but not China is what I'm saying I would love to see you in a serious world I think you [ __ ] kill it dude yeah I've always been saying I think you killing yeah you need an extra-long cigarette I think you would [ __ ] kill it yeah that's interesting discuss it you're like personal life story is so tragic you know you like you know just like your stuff you just said my personal story is very tragic it's very tragic you know the stuff that you joke about is come from a real place yeah so if you could just harness that but my my life right my life is very similar to most people's lives no way no you suck a lot of dick as a kid that's something is very unique it's me going cut yeah no we're gonna edit it like if I was a director I'm gonna cut that guy do it again you mean fun you know how they do that in my opinion what role it well they made the mermaid black oh you'd be Sebastian she's not flounder is she she's seagull aquafina no you do it good for her that [ __ ] get everything do her her management's she's killing it yes cuddle she's cuddle she's killing it like she came out of nowhere he's killing it uh Ken Jong's killing it right who else is killing it Randall's killing it ally Wong's captain are you said you're killing it too good you have Tiger belly volley that dead silent we have one of the most popular podcasts out there dude you know why it's funny because I go to alley and I what I said to were there there I go can you do part tiger elegy goes I can't tell you what she said but basically wasn't no she wasn't on Ellen and the kenja I know it's not a yeah and then Ken Jong I asked him to do Tiger belly and he's flat-out said no way is it no because they're busy or because they're afraid that I'm gonna bring up things from the past well that which is what I do yeah and people want to run away from their past but I know things about the people that can never say out loud I really wish you would though I know I wouldn't know I know things about all over them it's like he's trying to tell you with his eyes right now let's see Kevin well yeah time traveling yeah you know but you know I have Tiger Bell people come up to me and they go oh you you're doing it right big time with tiger belly and without tiger belly I would have nothing I think I mean think about what you know a tiger belly thanks to these guys in the room give them a row no flaws or two claps you know what do you guys think about everyone crying about a black Little Mermaid what people actually upset about they're like not my Ariel hashtag not my area pretty well who do they want to cast for it then just basically a red-haired headed pails can white girls I do owe you one Rob you've never even seen the little my don't care it's just based on this though okay no Annie what when they made black Annie what's what's Annie Annie was a hard-knock life oh it was a musical with this redheaded white freak uh-huh right freak of nature she was pale this is why I said that and she sings and she's an orphan it was a I saw the musical the movie mmm that was a good one ya know the new one that was one of the worst movies ever made but that's not because Annie was black it was because I'm really shitty right you're right but shitty writing they're definitely casting hers I mean it's just a spot I know but I'm just saying though it's like if they like if they made Superman black or Filipino no iron man great Filipino that should know I just don't think that like you're that you know it's like why do all superheroes let's be [ __ ] white because I I want my mermaid black she's not black though well now that's a new generation Ariel is white Ryan was a fictional character she's really based on a real person you know she's half-human half-fish right yeah yeah that's true that's true well I guess I mean if you well mermaids are what what what culture is that a part of their they're a part of Celtic or some [ __ ] or what like what is it yeah we'll say no no no it's a Danish or Denmark cuz they have Copenhagen they have them I guess I guess that would be somebody standpoint but the original idea of a mermaid is actually from Pirates who use and their maple cake beluga manatees when the kelp would go over their heads and at night sailors would be drunk and we've seen so many black manatees come on my god stop it they're white manatee that's all I could really give a [ __ ] less as a cartoonist an adaptation who only cares and there's really like no one more attached to a little mermaid than me and when I found out the news I was so pleased meets yeah wonderful great I would love a Filipino super I'm gonna say something we do have one there isn't one a new one I think Marvel just came out with a Filipino superhero song in a hero I'm gonna Cape okay so Marvel's newest superhero is a Filipino woman and her name is wave yeah she looks pretty badass well let's see what she looks like so she doesn't look Filipino at all though she look white what's finis sellin that's what was their full name I don't know is she a mutant what is she she's part of the Aqua world in Marvel Marvel I think that's tight cuz this new generations gonna grow up and be like oh [ __ ] that looks kind of like me no Bobby imagine you grew up with an Asian Superman you'd feel like you can do some [ __ ] Asian Superman would be so [ __ ] funny well they bright burn so why don't we do an Asian Superman stripe or what why would you compare it to bright burn is that it was the story of Superman buddy who's eaten an anti yeah no Asian Superman would be different than regular Superman I know it way yeah well first of all like could be a lot shorter that's for sure but your tallest [ __ ] what are you talking about yeah but you don't have to do the Clark Kent glasses look like everyone else anyway okay because you wouldn't have to put that right because you'd be at whatever the newspaper that he works at Clark Kent yeah even though if I wasn't wearing the glass and they like you look like Superman yeah but so does Jack can down this Jack Jack down the hallway looks like that's why his name is Jack was thinking of Jackie Ted thank you by the way yes he wouldn't have to do that and then with Lois Lane would have to with Lois Lane have to be white or she they make her anything any other Asians fine all right so it's all Asian caste so I would call a Clark cam like it's no listen so as an Asian Superman Lois Lane Genevieve Sousa Genevieve's Mexican and she is in the Clark Viva and then is now Lex Luthor white or yeah definitely Michael Rosenbaum yeah yeah I don't think I've ever looked at comic-book superheroes and thought about their ethnicity though I don't think I've ever done I just thought they were just well cuz that's what you grew up seeing though yeah but I never thought like man I wish he was Asian so I could be a superhero I just you didn't even know you had that option though I don't give a [ __ ] man there were if you could compare and you're like oh [ __ ] this guy looks so that I think that's why I have a place in my heart for I Love Lucy because she's Mexican no her husband was oh really I didn't feel that at all like Superman was still dope cuz he was Superman like I didn't feel like I could not be Superman because he was white I think it might be different for a girl though especially cuz we had a lot of Disney Princesses okay okay like one of my best friends she's black and she never I could ever feel like she had she could never be a Disney Princess yeah and that's something that she actually harbors in her heart oh [ __ ] is like resentment what about Jasmine from Aladdin I connected with her hella hard no Pocahontas you look like Pocahontas actually really legit am I supposed to defend you or what but with this wave character real quick before we is that the in order for them to do a movie they have to do a years of the comic to build right she's history she's just in the comic books okay good she's not Alec so in 15 years they can probably do him yeah I want to build the history and the folklore of I'm so glad that they chose something water-related yeah cuz that's so true true or to like a culture of like being you know of the ocean oh it's tired did you swim a lot you sold me sharks and [ __ ] and all the stupid stuff why do you David know I do that like once I think in the oceans already kind of nuts like likes wearing [ __ ] oysters and [ __ ] I don't know but every time I see you on Instagram you're in the ocean just like killing things so why why haven't we all you know what you think about this your team which is you know the funny you know you guys just kidding news right your team and Tiger belli do a joint thing where we go on a vacation together let's do is you don't like us you don't want to hang you [ __ ] idiot how many times have you been in this podcast twice this is your second time yeah she hasn't done it before that David has him might be tied for record so you've done it four times three okay so we haven't had a woman do it more than once ASSA it's sad for Massa so C so C bacon twice yo you're tied with know whatever I said sounds Whitney coming I had so many people write because they one time you use your second time did you ask them and they were like no I'm too busy no they're just like we're done with that what they did at one time but you did it again you're invited again because family you look an idiot oh thank you you [ __ ] [ __ ] on man alright I'm you know what I love it I don't give a [ __ ] you just called me family I win you seem very unattainable though what do you mean like let's just say for example somebody was robbing me at gunpoint yeah you know you're my only contact I'm just gonna get robbed at gunpoint because because you would never respond to a text no if I was with you though you wouldn't be rubbed at Google it's like how I was in the car I was in the car looking at you being robbed uh-huh right I would probably offer him my body oh yeah but this one I'm rubbing for maybe leave him alone he might shoot you on sight that's very nice of you really I appreciate your life but all the things that you could offer before dick-sucking why wouldn't you exhaust money you're right there are other options I'm not I'm not good he's great at it he's like all gums back there is perfect are you really can you open your mouth you see right yeah we went to this really fancy Steakhouse and I'm like are you sure you want to you know this is a steak house and you know you can't chew meat right yeah it's his kryptonite he can't speak Asian Superman's kryptonite [Laughter] you wanna eyelid with just a bunch of the brackets Dave it's the saddest thing you'll ever see because you see him order a bunch of appetizers cuz you know he's thinking he's gonna struggle with a steak just mash biscuits and everything in once his steak comes I have to chew it in the front of mine so the meats just sticking out of my mouth well it hurts in the bag why don't you want to get teeth I have I have like a yeah I have an implant so here's a swallow big blob cool to not offend a chef because like how's the food he comes over and either like swallowing yeah I'll swallow whole meat you eat you eat flat you eat like a [ __ ] duck bro I do so I can't you mean you have money fix them I know because you had to put a bolt in the bone yeah I have it implant yeah yeah I know I have [ __ ] up teeth I know I know but when you have so many missing you have to do a lot more to um you you know the dentist that that's my mom's implants she he says you only need one on this side the thing is is that but the he doesn't know that my gums are destroyed what happened to your gums they got all kinds of things going on ginger ginger all kinds of why don't you just clean yourself I brush have you seen flossing just recently but you can't floss anything there's no teeth so would you just need a family one I just do one gap [Laughter] but you would love steak bill the flavor I just don't eat it the way you eat it right you would give it to him like a mother bird what's the last of you I'd beef turkey oh [ __ ] last night because I know no because I found a beef you're sucking on it no I found a very good beef jerky where it's thinly sliced oh and they're more shredded right so what I do is I suck it until it gets real soft you just told me you don't suck it when I asked you do you suck it and you said no I think meant penises I don't some penises but beef jerky I do okay so I know but this particular one I'll suck it and then what happens it gets real brittle and soft and I can just massage it with my gums and it gets shredded up it works it's like the worst way to eat beef jerky ever talk about lis patreon people can we please yeah I can afford it yet to get it done I don't want to I don't need it if you want it I won't do to you I don't want it to tooth what if I buy it for you it's not about that but about money that's not what I said I'm 50 it's a gift for my heart I would grab it and go thank you and have it right in the box wherever comes the teeth it doesn't come in Amazon there's no kid you just do yourself good anyway what up but you can get the tooth right let me ask you something could I buy a fake tooth absolute put in my mom but not put it in you could probably buy a real tooth buy that and I'll go Thank You Gio but you don't miss just like eating steak I eat it [ __ ] just in my own way oh you disintegrate it you don't it's three hours for the Bell well anyway um it's hard I can't eat a lot of things you have to eat really marbled meats I mean the thing you always choose really tough meats I know you need a marbling it's like prime rib I can eat it that's good that's miss fatty that's what I had today today fat black but you know it's we ate dinner with fat black Griffin Tod yeah yeah he's great guy even one of my best friends I love him and I go where do you want to go to whoo okay let's go anyway I got pregnant it was good you ordered short rib is pretty pretty fatty pretty fast couldn't you that what else what other parts of your body are missing yeah what's going on with you man I have a lot getting worse okay you know what good for you I would never in a million years think that you shaved I don't shave you do shave I saw it no alopecia you would have nothing it's not smooth it's prickly yeah I had a look how much she doesn't see you as a sexual object she was it face by that at all she just went you know I just noticed that well you said that a little offensive huh it's not offensive but you're right and it because we're family that's not what it is don't do this listen what I notice though is at comedy clubs you know Chris D'Elia or somebody like that will be around a lot of women yeah and women they'll talk to me like I'm an old man there's no section I like I don't give off sexual vibes yeah so people just now I I think I'm at that age now where I'm pretty genuine I don't think it has to do with your age I think that you're in a relationship and it's the vibe that you give a slick idea I don't I don't flirt but have you ever given off those like sexy vibes before though I think he did I think when I first met him he was definitely you know hmm he gave that off like hurt real good good let me see can we see it though man I want to how do you gotta learn real quick I keep one of his lines oh my god yeah they're good thank you I don't know my lines tell him yeah whatever I wear that he always used to use those I enjoy you that's why they're together I don't see them yeah go ahead okay yeah you do of course I saw your [ __ ] girl of course I want to know he he's very I think that maybe it's not flirting and maybe it's just his the way I perceive it as flirting but he he's cute like he look look I punctuated for you he'll do things like a sexual like it's it's vulnerable though yeah yeah oh you don't do that anymore punctuate Brennan said you know you know you know you know what's scary about being not scary but what's great about being in a relationship this long and what I need to learn because I've never been in a relation that this long is that to realize that she still has needs and she still has feelings and she still she does and she Chinese robot I know but she still needs some attentiveness right recent realization of yours I just say I'm a living breathing human no but as I'm waiting for the use that she needs water she needed to feed it you need to feed it and you need to [ __ ] you know give it sunlight for it to grow you mean plus he's still there so there's still warmth in the VAT yet area we made it about yourself you were talking about her no she's great and here's what it is is that I take her for granted I wouldn't it comes to every aspect of my life I completely and utterly take her for granted and it's I have so much shame about it because I'm lost am I in my whole life I feel that now I just walk around today I had a meeting with Eric Griffin Jay Larson and guys from atcu and about this special I'm doing and there and we I want to do it's comedy special and um and I'm we're meeting they're gonna help me produce and get a director and all that stuff and I I just have such low self-esteem and um fear and I don't know what I'm doing in life I thought is everybody though do you guys especially since you're you guys are similar in the sense that people know your significant others and it's kind of out there do you ever feel the pressure to you know operate and you know appear like you're like a strong down for each other couple in the beginning I did is I just didn't understand this whole world yeah so in the beginning I always wanted to appear like we were good like everything's peachy were like always happy yeah now I don't give a [ __ ] though yeah oh you don't know yes I don't post about her too much but when I do it's it's few and far between yeah but she works a regular job yeah you know she's a regular last person so like mind you she we can't be as open about our stuff because it affects her personal image top stuff so for me I'm very mindful of that yeah yeah you know and with her to like like for example let's say we go out right if somebody comes up and they're just like oh okay get a picture that's all pending on if she's okay with it oh that's beautiful you guys like for example I was at Disneyland kid came up to me and he was like hey man can I get a picture and I was i hey I'm actually on a date right now so no it was nice to meet you he goes ah but I came from Chicago's like I don't care if you from Chicago yeah and then Marian was like hey it's okay that's cool we'll take a picture yeah but the kid was the kid was really sweet it's just like for me I don't like her having to wait for me for stuff that feels like it's my [ __ ] photo every time he always takes a photo even if he has like you take the photo every [ __ ] time the guy listen kid Davie kiddo all right let me tell you something just listen to me now okay let me say something oh oh you're in trouble this kid sees you at Disneyland yes there's the fat skinny guy from legit kidding right I liked him better when he was fat but he's here so we're here right I don't I want a photo but you know it's so hard to ask I've asked for photos before photos of people that I'm a fan of yeah and they've said no and they said no no like the way I say no though they said no in even a better way which is well like him no I'm working right now but maybe afterwards you know even that hurts me oh that you're a weak man that is the nicest thing I've ever heard in my life and I say it because I'm gonna say this so every fan no matter when they ask even at dinner I hate doing it it's rude but they asked I will do it because they took a risk right and they like me some of them don't don't ever act like it's a risk though they just intrude on your privacy like mid chu'lak remember that one time where you were eating all those beats like you had all this red juice all like splattered all over your face and like this person just like gravity's like how long was it actually happens quite frequently yeah but at Disneyland if some guy comes up to me goes I'm not gonna look at you is it okay no but here's the thing though like first of all that kid very polite you know while you're making your site even worse it was very polite but when it comes to a hierarchy of who's important to me yeah she's always gonna come first yeah so if I'm working all the time and there's a it's very few and far between she and I get to have this good couple more having a great day yeah I'm going to take the opportunity have a great day with her yeah having her wait for me to take a picture with somebody else yes I get it the kids like you're these people support me I yeah and but if I'm polite and say hey man do you mind if I yes and you keep pressing me yeah when I get something a little pissed yeah cuz now you're not respecting my space I shake your hand I'll give you a hug whatever you like but right now I'm not gonna go out of my way to take this photo because she's standing there like a dumbass yeah and it makes me feel bad you say no um yeah I don't agree to that sorry I think it's beautiful um but I just feel I feel bad yeah I feel bad too but also for you too you're also somebody who vlogs daily - I don't [ __ ] with that vibe yes that's not me yeah no way you are right though why do you have to carry the emotional labor of saying no when really it if if it's your boundary then it's a boundary right well because without them then I'm not anything exactly but that's why you got a hug you get to thank you yeah you get the high-five whatever exactly what's the [ __ ] thing I do do and I not to make myself sound like [ __ ] oh I would never do it but the [ __ ] that thing I do do is if I see you know you you could tell like people already make the face like yeah and you it's like ah [ __ ] what I just hide that's [ __ ] up that's just that's worse than me I actually acknowledge yeah yeah yeah I think I can't you know what you're a person and I respect you yep yep yeah I thought they said I'm a piece of [ __ ] yeah but I hide cuz I'm just like oh interaction with humans no because I also want people to understand - like if you have that freedom and ability to say no to people I should have that - you know and it's like like I said I [ __ ] love you I respect you thank you for supporting me let me just give you a hug and a handshake you don't have to document this yeah you know what huh and you do feel kind of used a little bit cuz they're like hey Cassie Bridget they think but and they take off and you're like oh I don't even feel you but you're talking like from a guy who is around people that people recognise right that's your business right like I'm constantly around Theo von or you know comics you know big comics right David Spade I had dinner with him you know I mean I hang out with him he looks like a girl David but but the thing is is that but this kid in Disneyland right Bobby lives somewhere that you don't live right never it runs into anybody that's famous that he recognizes from anywhere right a lot of people have one or two brush brush brushes with people that are celebrities or whatever right he walks through his fear to ask for a photo and he got a [ __ ] hug yeah he gave up I gave him a full-on hug did you squeeze his butt though I [ __ ] went into his penis hole because it for me is like this is like dude I was happy to see you I showed my appreciation it's just a picture of having her stand that makes me feel bad yeah like it's just he's doing it for his girl that's honesty and I think that that's I totally get how I grew up like I always tell people too if I meet this is just a pet peeve of mine if I'm eating let me just eat I'm hungry yeah you know this is what I've had to do and I really don't mind I always say go take your pictures or whatever but I hate it when I'm right next to him and I'm trapped in a corner and like if we're if he's eating right and someone asks for a photo and now I have to remove this yes and it would be different if the photo happens and it's just the photo click go but it's always the photo conversation conversation conversation and they feel this awkwardness that she has or if it's my parents or my friends I want to spend that time with those people personal interaction for me is a huge thing like the the everything else about the whole you know YouTube and people recognize me stuff that was just an extra thing that happened Yeah right I just feel like it's a part of your job but that's we have we disagree he's talking about when he's out with his thing is a matter because I'm just saying that like if I'm with Thalia or comics we every time even with it with them with the with a release because you like the way it makes you feel it's not that because no I'll tell you why because it doesn't I don't want to do it that's the thing I don't want to do it you think that I want to do it that's offensive because I want to do it that's fine because I still I would anyways I love my fans yep you wanted to have don't do it you don't want it you want to do it but you don't do it but I do it every time and I'll tell you the reason you take her for granted that's it's not that it's not that it says this is that she knows that I make my money off of ticket sales and word of mouth hmm all right the other day that guy that hangs out at the Comedy Store that's only know him as a fat white guy and he's always like looking at me mean - so one day I said to him I go last week I said yeah you don't like me huh I just said that he goes no I just I just I don't know you that's fine he goes but I know this woman she runs I don't know who this woman is but she goes she runs Comic Con I don't know what she does she hates you Oh Timmy in my head I'm like what's her name is I don't say her name but she hates you then and I go why it's because I just her in a certain way back in the day either she wanted a photo I'm being real I know your delivery and this guy carries it with you're a confrontational right now no but I'm saying Michael walk around right no dude I love you I respect him being here I was like oh I don't talk to you cuz I don't know you it seems like he's carrying the grudge yeah like for me like you [ __ ] know him because you know chicka hates him yeah I guess for me too like I would prefer I got to meet somebody that respect he gives me a handshake and a hug assist thank you versus I don't all right you're right I think that's also a problem is that we always have to have proof of an open encounter why does it have to be the case like why can't we just have like why is that you know if it's if you don't if there's no proof it didn't happen kind of [ __ ] and I hear that yeah it's not Oh Danny bug I guess maybe for me on a if I look at on the flipside I would prefer that somebody I look up to shake my hand and hug me rather than I thought in my mind if I asked Brad Pitt for a photo he says no I'm shattered for life because missing this do you remember because he guess what he was my wife he goes on his be on a date with his wife who he doesn't he hadn't spent time with my time and my Chris being said hey sorry not today and he and then what and then what did I do bring him onto podcast know what I do I start talking [ __ ] about him on every podcast I had mentioned that Michael Ribe that Michael Bisping did not attention when he was here he did my podcast did you tell my story yeah oh yeah the reason why he did this part who said I was talking [ __ ] bands in fact podcaster me right so when you dis me it's not cool and I'm gonna talk about you for life yeah you pick your battles [ __ ] weird man why [ __ ] go in on what I'll [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] crush me hey how about this meter kumara come on put me in a kumara I'll die I would rather be twisted in a twister camera right then [ __ ] and then being treated like a [ __ ] but Mike Bisping didn't diss you though you took it as a diss yeah he was super respectful to you he acknowledged you as a person David not today and for me Mike Bisping talked to me and he talked to me like a human being and he said not today and you know what's even worse is that he told that story but it was a lie because Mike Bisping did take a photo [Laughter] story unfolds yeah cuz Joey Diaz was talking to Mike Bisping and he goes to Joey Diaz he's like hey can you tell him who I am yeah that's [ __ ] funny I'm somebody tell him you need to take a picture with me I will tell you this right and then he did it worked right so I'm saying I'm gonna tell you this right now keep my friend right hey that guy from Disneyland right if you found out that he's the producer of all the Avenger movies or a Marvel movie Kevin Feige right you would then you and you you found out after you said no you would then go up to Michael give a [ __ ] why would you live your life that way like dick sucking yeah but its finest anyway that's the prayers I think it started weird all right for you the body and blood soul and divinity of your dearly beloved son our Lord Jesus Christ in atonement for our sins and those of the whole world oh that feels good do we have an unhelpful advice we have some patreon questions for David and that's not what I asked him we do have an unhelpful advice okay then do the other one then see look at the confusion it's so hard this guy is clever he's professional for sure he's it the best we didn't see it on display tonight but David this is from Joshua sites David so and geo act like they hate each other ask them what their favorite thing about each other is oh you guys are pretty you go first now [ __ ] you you go before we even get into it I want to say I went out to get them right because their car was outside and I was staring at them through the window I thought you were smoking and they were eating bread together carb loading only best friends break bread myself do you do the writing yeah okay so anyway go ahead and answer the question what do I like about you oh I can't wait here we go wait are we trying to be funny for real um I like that David's actually a genuinely nice person he's actually really sweet like what you see is what you get he has your back he's super loyal uh he has a really dope moral compass that I really admire oh I told you I [ __ ] kill for you dude you would kill for it yeah he'll I I believe that he would die for me if I asked him to you would you would do it interesting yeah awesome well let's move on guys what do you love about her the list goes on I actually do tell her a lot of compliments though yeah it doesn't do it to me but I always do it to her for her so her best quality is that she has this warmth so when I even when I first met her she would always had like this sisterly like motherly warmth and I've always liked I could be around her and she does not to say anything like I just want to be next to her just because she just has like this comforting vibe and I think a lot of people who have the privilege to be close to her and get to know her get to experience that and so oh that's really nice can I say some stuff yeah yeah okay you literally feel you literally feel like you were the middle brother that didn't have Wow like when you talk yeah I have the same throat polyps as well my brother talks of just just anger and then with you what I like about you is is that you are you seem you're Hispanic I know but you you're so acclimated into just the culture of all right your style is incredible I think you and like your dressing follow this bitch's styles are both they're both a similar in terms of clothing style which is great okay and yeah you have a circular face yes yeah yeah your face is circular I really like you a lot I think and you know I honestly believe that my relationship with you guys even though I'm older I think that it's gonna be a relationship it's gonna blossom over time I'd like to write something with you I brought something for you already what's the story is yeah the one you wrote for you he has he has it's not even ETX yoda it's like a puppet like a puppet sighs see this your eyes are so slanty and they're small genuine your eyes he has to do this you're right give me another one you know you're right I love you go ahead hopeful advice on hopeful virus with no no you want other patrons to you the boys do the 2019 voice amazing I'll help her fight with Bobby Coelho keel with Davis I [ __ ] hate doing this [ __ ] he makes me do it enough that's so dumb so embarrassing he makes it look so foolish I know I hate it I love it know it again since he would again to do it again right now but without the interruption oh it's so dumb Oh God that's the next year gonna do that old are you dear Tiger belly I've been dating my girlfriend for a year and some change now and I have a bit of a problem with filtering myself when I'm around her sometimes I speak without thinking of the consequences or make a joke that at first I think will be funny and it ends up offending her and making her upset or angry with this - this year me and my girlfriend have had numerous arguments about the issue of it and continues to almost in our relationship if not something I can just outright stop because it's the way my brain works I was wondering if you guys have any problems with filtering ourselves or making sensitive jokes around your loved ones [ __ ] if so could you give me tips and help me out David [ __ ] yeah I went through this that's bark like bark all he does is well at least before that's all he would do he would make jokes about things that I was really sensitive about and I'm like [ __ ] I told you this in secret and he's like saying it like on camera all the time and I'm like oh gosh I hated it it's weird though to draw the line because some some things I'm really relaxed about and so it's hard for him to to decipher which ones I'm really sensitive about and which ones I'm not also to like what I what I always say is to the people that are closest to you can hurt you the most so a lot of the things to that they're probably not thinking about is the fact that if your friend had said similar things you probably wouldn't be as offended but because his person is close to you it just stings a little bit doing yeah yeah no well for me it was just there wasn't any balance like I wasn't getting the love and the tenderness and the vulnerable side it was always like jokes jokes jokes and I'm like you know what you I totally relate to that yeah sometimes a he doesn't know I business what is my biggest complaint with you know he doesn't know how to hold or to to like hold and embrace he has to wrestle punch pinch or in some type of like actual physical competition ya know tenderness it is this form of attention is wrestling you to the ground and physical it's because he feels embarrassed doing that type of [ __ ] though yeah we have a personal friend like that too they feel we're doing that stuff so the only way they can expression is in a way that they feel comfortable so like the [ __ ] second grader like yeah it's like one of those type of things because sometimes I know you're all you're not lucky I know I got father dudes know but you're not that's very common though thank you got [ __ ] in the deal babe so when I finally retaliate cuz he's just you know attempting to maul me and I hurt him for real like I'm like look I [ __ ] stop doing magics yeah cuz I'm like tweezing my eyebrows or whatever the [ __ ] he likes to wrestle well that's extremely until I finally retaliate and then he cries and complains everybody both she hurt me this on this leg and now I can't walk for five days that sounds like a second grader exactly but the guy on the things there's four things that like I know not to do like you know were like I was doing that thing or I was calling you stanley tucci all the time I don't mind that you don't even mind when you you know it's like you don't even look like Stanley Tucci I can't do the dark in the dark she doesn't win my yeah like in the dark like Stanley to my younger Stanley to not like now Stanley Tucci no I get that that doesn't offend me at all yeah he's a great actor American actor but I think that a lot of people that listen to this podcast see that were very relaxed when we call he calls me a [ __ ] I call him you know whatever the [ __ ] I want so I'm to this person maybe he's learning all the wrong stuff from us he's not learning the wrong stuff he's just doing the same [ __ ] that every [ __ ] guy does yeah like they don't understand [ __ ] boundaries and balance right so it's like when you first start off and you're dating right you can go ahead and trash the girl next to you because it's all friendships yeah right but then once that boundary once that starts to transform into something else you also have to adapt with it you can't always do you have no education man you're just making [ __ ] up man you know I mean and I believe everything you're saying 5:00 p.m. that's my you know what dude afraid workers people worker what I say you're like I don't know what I was saying but that work like night jobs you don't work a night job yes I do I'm a stand-up I understand that stand-ups just they all wake up at 5:00 p.m. what I'm telling you this is that I'm gonna tell you this when I'm on the road I do two shows on a Friday sold out by the way amazing you had to push it this sometimes the second show back because it takes a while for them to clear the room anyway I'm not done until 1:00 in the morning right and then after that I had to eat right so I eat hang out with the comics come to my hotel room three four in the morning it takes me a couple hours to wind down right take a bath i watch some like you know you've lost the point you were trying to make I know what my point is right and what I'm saying to you is is that and then it's 8:00 in the morning that's not the point you returned what was the point that he doesn't know anything and that you're listening exactly you will have an uphill battle because we're gonna try to battle this magic you know what see you don't know my tricks that what it is is that if you don't know you're talking about just pretend that you do and you you I'm on your side which is kind of crazy right amazing effect I don't even know what I was saying but I just go commit to this thing and then I just double down on it and that's what I was meant to say but you you think we're not listening but we're both very like we're listening and following and we're like well the points over here but you're going this way yeah but the pole is always there it's always there you got to go back yeah I don't know if this should be a superhero that does that where it's like a very special kind of gaslighting where it's not even trying to alter your reality by telling you you know he does it by just sheer confusion that's that's tiny Superman do you have any more oh you know the question well first for the kid so what did Bart I guess um so communication is key for sure like the girl needs to say like hey that's [ __ ] up but level-headed and not like in a way where they want to argue and she's already super emotional and he needs to ask do you want to be loved baby needs to be vulnerable and once there's that balance he can rip on her as much as he wants cuz she's gonna know that she's like secure boom there you go mr. Newland hi I'm foreskin day from Toronto my penis is six inches but I last on average two minutes anyways it's been I think eight years since I've seen my cousin from Vietnam let the question play out and goddamn she is so hot she's now grown into an amazing strong woman problem is I wanted to [ __ ] her since I was 12 I'm worried that the next time I see her I'm gonna try to bang her yeah it's weird too because I live in Canada and there's this well-known thing that rare their relatives who live far away from each other and don't see each other for a long time can develop feelings for one another there wasn't me a question for the share this forgot to ask the question why is it weird no because he started masturbating in mid to be just absolutely weird but because I you know I have a couple of cousins growing up especially growing up people would say oh they're hot whatever it's like that whatever their family I'm not gonna it's not whatever what if like you didn't meet them like you don't they live in Korea and then they come down in their finest walk and you're like because no because I will find something in their face that reminds me of like my uncle Han oh yeah one ice smaller like uncle Han like I don't like it I just don't know family things weird for me but like it's you know how like I don't like to see rape scenes the holy in movies but you always say and then when we roleplay you want to be raped Oh what is that very good podcast what a great podcast you did a good one why do you want to be raped you want to be raped I just like it I just want to be controlled and I want to feel powerless but anyway okay anything to promote its flowers long what a promote mental is two hours long how far away where at 1:30 okay I have this great amount of time we should do our yeah this is great I love them right but I want them back right so let's just you know we tap it tap it don't loosen the vagina tap it a couple times doesn't get loose bro it's a gash right now is a [ __ ] I had a human compress it does not it's a gas it does not get loose it's an oh is it a muscle he's in the room and she's like facts fact-checking cuz it contracts is it is it yeah it's a little looser no not even a tad test because when he when Bart put his dick in it hurt big yeah maybe his dick is getting the room oh really maybe your dick gets bigger with age no his ball sack though I think they're [ __ ] huge I thank you I saw from behind you it was amazing it was the live show where he stripped butt naked and I somehow saw his ball sack from behind him that's the only way to look at my ball sacks from behind globin coin purse write that down Roman cool anything that we need meant alone he has a podcast called GU has a new part where do a lot ok yeah genius brain great okay that's enough that's it genius all you guys talk about on that we talk about anything in everything's more I don't know I guess everything guess not me maybe I guess yes we have yet you asked this question like how many how many guests have you had I've had a handful like how many like one like like water to know how much how many period me I don't know okay so the the guests you've had yes what are the core they Bart great I back it Joe was a staple I think he's your sidekick yeah it wasn't psyche we do it together we do together right Oh give me at another gas bard some other comics here and there what are the comics this guy named Chris Christina Sousa stone Estelle okay good Christina Sousa uh-huh that's her name no his day Christie no misty no Sousa you see bigger than me no you're no way nobody's ever big okay no I'm being do you're being sarcastic I'm not asking you real or if you've never heard I don't know that we had different circuits oh right so I'm bigger for sure are you closer to him than me oh absolutely not you're digging a hole dude he's Oh Trail why am I not on because let me explain this you're a [ __ ] big hitter I'm keeping you in the [ __ ] pocket you know I'm saying you guys are like the pocket I'm not in your parts not a pocket I'm gonna say what's not in my pocket because Bart straight-up said hey I want to be your podcast you've never said it directly in my eye Bart's told me that yeah in your face look if you're in my pocket - and I'm gonna say this I'll give you two more weeks before I go to Montreal if I'm not one more week Montreal circ if I'm not on it don't ever next week let's get in that rascal okay can you when he asks you can you tell him [ __ ] no I'm going to no just say I'm with my girlfriend right now respectfully clever my comic mind what's yours called what's yours called so I just started an all-female podcast called hey [ __ ] that's a great idea thank you yeah and it's super powerful very independent very raw female is talking about [ __ ] that females I'm gonna have Kyle on it she doesn't know yet it's rude that she you have an Astra acident but they just start so it's gonna start a war but you better ask her soon yeah guys I'm gonna say no if you don't ask her no I'm not David you say no on my behalf yeah yeah I won't ever see my podcast is on I don't do what you just did your podcast I just said what the name of it yeah but you were explaining it so [ __ ] well George help me out give me something good yeah we can't explain our podcast either you know what people ask like well what's it about what are you guys talking like no is that River Phoenix or Leonardo DiCaprio oh my god like best version of Leo that's him in Shakespeare Romeo and Juliet yep yeah yeah so good he was so fine he's fine now he was fine now yeah but then he was finer he was fine and every time he yeah a little bit yeah he's the bet group but one of the biggest American actors on play that dates every single fine [ __ ] model on this planet I love you Leo did you yeah I met him Tobey Maguire I've met people before you love name-dropping I know this is how I met them hey dude is my friend Bobby the comment hi what's up dude that's it so I'm not dropping we who introduced Mike young my friend anyway what a great one float you know absent flows I honestly um if I had a family I would love you guys to be a part of it thank you I honestly you know I don't know how long I'm gonna last on earth hopefully for a long time you fix your teeth you might live a long but this is it um you have to come into my funeral I feel like you're not gonna go oh I will be there okay I know you'll be there with the fat man one big man what's his name Bart I love them yeah great guy what a beautiful baby congratulations and to your podcast keep it strong thank task thank you Dave geo yep Gilbert yep kalila good job you're on a roll Yeah right I love you he's got so much for me yeah for all of us yeah oh yeah I love them but I mean anyway give them a reply love yeah you know what I could talk to you guys forever let's keep going no this is her night off she doesn't watch Tiger yeah let's [ __ ] let's turn let's go out get some milk you know what it's funny it knows well I just make up words and I'll just even in mid-sentence I'll just make up a word and I'll commit to it feels good you should try it yeah good it's genius right it is yeah I love you guys so thank you thank you right back with some housekeeping hey everyone we are back as you can hear behind me there's a lot of [ __ ] going on right now we just wrapped up the podcast with David NGO and we just want to thank our sponsors blue apron hims ua CBD and manscape start making delicious bread worthy meals today go to blue AFRICOM slash belly for $60 off to get a trial month for hymns of hymns for just $5 today right now while supplies last go to four hams calm / belly that's fo r hims calm / belly for hams calm / belly see why thousands are switching to the natural alternative at UA CBD calm today music ode belly for 50% off always use the right tools for the job get 20% off free shipping in a free travel bag and use the code belly at man get calm also guys Bobby Lee the slept king will be live at all sorts of dates so Cleveland Ohio August 15 through 17 Denver Colorado August 22nd to 24th Philadelphia Pennsylvania September 12th through 14th and you can visit his website at Bobby Lee live.com to get the other dates like Portland Oregon Oxnard San Antonio Ellington Omaha rheya California don't miss out on Tiger bellies premium content that's one bonus Tiger belly every week and if you love us as much as we love you get premium audio episodes every week only a patron calm slash Tiger belly get your noches papaya on at patreon.com slash tiger belly and thanks to everyone who wrote us iTunes reviewed this week you helped us get to top 30 and if you haven't yet will you leave us a review guys we love you make sure you check out Gio's podcast hey [ __ ] make sure check out David's podcast genius brain and his new show on the realists and foods and you can follow us on instagram at tiger belly on twitter at dead tiger belly and email us any unhelpful advice at advice unhelpful at gmail.com you can follow claw like lambda k and also Bobby Lee at Bobby Lee live we love you guys so much have a good night [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 663,343

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, podcast, khalyla, tgrbly, all things comedy, jknews, just kidding news, geniusbrain, beawcast, hey b*tch!, superman, asian, comedy, stand up, interview, exclusive, the proposal, marriage proposal, sketch, mad tv, gina darling, birthday, taika, taking taika off social media, vlog, just kidding films, andrew yang and the politics game, 60, joe jitsukawa, off the record, tfatk, tpw, tkats, chris d'elia, h3 podcast, david so, geo antoinette

Id: sI757SeRUi4

Length: 105min 29sec (6329 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 08 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/johnqdoh]

David So has recovering incel anger lol

[u/mediciii]

Bobby was stupidly on fire this episode. PEAK slept king

[u/jimmyjak87]

Bobbys standing up and yelling is why I have to watch the podcast rather than just listen. You miss so much comedy by just listening imo.

[u/embraze]

This was friggin awesome. Classic tigerbelly. Oodles and oodles of chemistry. Nothing compares to when Bob has friends on he can disrespectfully fuck around with, same league as Griff, Rednut, Steve

[u/YOUREABOT]

bring back fat david !!

[u/SC-Fulmer]

Glad Bobby mentioned he was coming to Hawaii (show). Had no idea. Even the Republik's website doesn't have him on their "upcoming events" page.

Just bought ticket. Stoked🤙

[u/leopoldzoom]

Can Khalyla just straight up tell Bobby that she has no desire to have kids with him? Every time he or a guest brings it up she always has something negative to say. It's terribly cringeworthy at this point.

[u/mr_poopybumhole]

there's a weird cut to https://youtu.be/sI757SeRUi4?t=3979 dunno if they cut it or it's just the way Bobby talks

[u/KrazyBee129]

oh here comes wanna be black so.