Background Check

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[Applause] [Music] thank you for calling automated background check please state your name Jason gray hello Jason please state the company where you are applying for work Brown & Johnson law firms what is the status of your employment there I've been promised I'll get a job as soon as I complete this background check excellent results of the background check will automatically be sent to your potential employer we will now begin the background check have you ever been convicted of a felony misdemeanor or parking ticket I've gone a parking ticket but recorded answer yes okay okay but I haven't committed a felony or a misdemeanor next question what did you hear what I said have you ever been convicted of money laundering tax fraud insurance fraud or a parking ticket okay only yes to the parking ticket recorded answer yes please select your marital status single married with children married with children how many children - recorded answer - indentured children have you ever been convicted of murder or a parking ticket I'm not answering that recorded answer guilty silence who did you murder how am I supposed to answer that question recorded answer a politician what I said question not politicians say yes if you are a college graduate yes or a serial killer would know are you involved in any organizations such as a church or a fitness club we can go back and I can change my answers which question would you like to return to the serial killer one as a serial killer did you only kill politicians or yes if you're not a serial killer at all yes recorded answer yes you are a serial killer no politicians were not your only victims you are a monster okay I'm done are you willing to submit to a drug test no very well by default Jason gray test positive for every drug okay I'm hanging up now ending the phone call will result in automatic failure I'm pretty sure I've already failed you will not be able to reapply there are plenty of law firms and a warrant will be issued for your arrest for murder and or parking tickets fine ask your questions which terrorist groups are you a part of [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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Channel: Studio C
Views: 2,177,129
Rating: 4.9558859 out of 5
Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, background, background check, felony, parking ticket, job, job application, BYU, DC, Divine Comedy, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, funny, college, comedy, college humor, humor
Id: jEzEsr0Mut8
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Length: 3min 13sec (193 seconds)
Published: Mon Apr 15 2013
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