What's in a Name

mamma yes we huh do you mind me asking why you named me Agnes well sweetie Agnes was the name of your grandmother and you know she was an honourable and respected woman plus she told us on her deathbed she wouldn't leave us nothing and would haunt us till the day we died unless we did it so we named you Agnes and we inherited this wonderful ghost-free house yes mama don't you think it's kind of ugly and I suppose the living room could use a little color my name acnes it's ugly hush now child or you'll bring down the spirit of your ugly grandmother upon us I just think it makes people treat me different I think people like Jessica more than me just because your name is Jessica Oh nonsense your sister is a lovely and vivacious girl any attention she receives is purely earned hello why hello beautiful you are looking absolutely radiant this moment will you say that every morning to me not Agnes Jessica sweetheart I made a special breakfast just for you to help keep your voice silky smooth for the talent show tonight thanks mama gotta keep these pops well to Jessica first the homecoming queen and now you're gonna be the winner of the school talent show I am just so print I'm gonna be in the talent show - mama you are what will you be doing I'm singing - mama Oh Agnes perhaps you should stick to something you really shine it like crocheting Oh own and care but I don't do either of those things really I could have sworn you did butter in my toast my toast is good that was beautiful Jessica mama that was me did you really like it No good morning and how are the two most beautiful women in town hi Daddy oh hello Agnes did I did not see you there well how are acne and the two most beautiful women in town talk some sense into Agnes she's fitting to compete in tonight's talent show well what's wrong with that I'd like to see a good crochet demonstration oh well that about wraps it up then huh maybe you should just stay home and take care of your cats why does everyone assume Jessica's going to win every time oh that's a fair question who else is competing Jessica janice bertha olga and that boy named planet hmm I do not know them but they sound untalented Lennox Talley is crushing coal into diamonds he's way rich oh and then there's that new girl oh yes I have not met her yet what was her name Kelly spelled with an i oh she sounds pretty you are making judgments about these people based solely on their names Jessica gets a free ride through life just because everyone is fixing to be pretty and popular anything she could do I could do twice as well named wool I could name ten not from now on I'm going by my middle name Tiffany that's nice I'd even know you had a middle name I was just kind of thought of you is Agnes well look at this nose must be for me well actually sweetheart they're addressed to Tiffany well well well I guess this just proves my point now doesn't it who's they from daddy a boy named Eugene Abernathy do you know him no but it sounds

Channel: Studio C

Views: 4,124,911

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, Sisters, Rivalry, Jessica, DC, Divine Comedy, Name, Pretty, humor, funny, college, comedy, College Humor, Matt Meese, Whitney Call, Jason Gray, Mallory Everton, BYU

Id: 8Se7aREjOCU

Length: 4min 32sec (272 seconds)

Published: Mon May 13 2013