Holding Back

<em>>>WELCOME BACK TO WAKE UP USA!</em> >>OH THANKS EVERYBODY FOR COMING BACK, BUT BEFORE WE MOVE ON, LET'S JUST SAY THANK YOU TO YOU ONE MORE TIME TO JEREMY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON. >>OH, WELL THANKS FOR HAVING ME, LINDA. AND DON'T FORGET, YOU CAN BUY MY BOOK "HOW I GROW PERFECTION" ANYWHERE THAT SELF-HELP BOOKS ARE SOLD. >>THAT'S GREAT. HEY JEREMY DO YOU THINK I COULD EVER GROW A MOUSTACHE AS GOOD AS YOURS? [LAUGHTER] >>NO. >>THAT GUY. THAT'S GREAT. WELL PAUL, ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? THAT MUST BE YOUR EIGHTH GLASS THIS MORNING. >>WELL LINDA, I'M COMPETING IN A MARATHON THIS WEEKEND SO I'M TRYING TO DRINK AS MUCH WATER AS POSSIBLE. >>OH. SPEAKING OF WATER, OUR NEXT GUEST OWNS A NIAGARA FALLS TOURING COMPANY, SO HE'LL GIVE US THE INSIDE SCOOP AND MAYBE CONVINCE THIS GUY TO FINALLY GO ON A VACATION. RIGHT? [LAUGHTER] >>WELL HE CAN CERTAINLY TRY. DON'T GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THE BREAK. >>ACTUALLY, PAUL, THANKS TO OUR NEW CORPORATE SPONSOR, WE'LL NO LONGER BE TAKING COMMERCIAL BREAKS UNTIL AFTER THE SHOW IS OVER. >>NO BREAKS? [LAUGHTER] WHAT ARE WE ROBOTS? I MEAN, I GOT TO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING. PRESSING. >>AH, WHATEVER IT IS, I'M SURE IT CAN WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE SHOW. >>WELL THAT DEPENDS. PUN INTENDED. >>ALL RIGHT. JAKE THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON. >>THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >>HEY! SIT DOWN AND TELL US ABOUT NIAGARA. >>OH, OKAY. WELL, I LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM. ALL RIGHT WELL FIRST I WANT YOU BOTH TO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND VISUALIZE 600,000 GALLONS OF WATER CRASHING DOWN. NOW IMAGINE EXPERIENCING THAT POWERFUL FLOW OF WATER FOR YOURSELF. >>WOW. >>AH. >>OKAY. MAN WE CAN TELL SOMEONE'S THINKING ABOUT GOING TO NIAGARA, AM I RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT PAUL? YOU SHOULD JUST GO! >>N-NO. NO. >>REALLY THOUGH! JUST STOP FIGHTING IT AND GO ALREADY! >>I'M GOOD. >>REALLY. THE VIEWERS WILL UNDERSTAND. >>NO THEY WON'T. [LAUGHTER] >>CLEARLY YOU'RE UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE. THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO JUST RELIEVE ALL THAT STRESS. >>OKAY. OKAY. >>YOU KNOW? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. >>YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT NIAGARA. ONCE YOU GO, YOU CAN'T STOP GOING OR IT'LL HURT REALLY BAD. >>YES. >>REALLY? IS THAT REALLY WHAT THEY SAY JAKE? >>YEAH, WELL THAT'S THE NEW SLOGAN. THE ORIGINAL WAS JUST, "SHHH....AH." BUT IT JUST DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. >>HEY IS THERE ANYTHING NIAGARA'S FAMOUS FOR BESIDES THE FALLS? >>OH SURE! YEAH. BOTTLED WATER. >>NO! >>ALL RIGHT! >>WELL WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THIS BOWL HERE. >>NO. I'M GOOD. >>GO AHEAD PAUL. >>COME ON PAUL, LIVE A LITTLE. THERE YOU GO. >>NOTICE HOW THE NIAGARA WATER IS COLD AND REFRESHING. >>THAT'S NICE. >>AND THE OTHER GUY'S WATER IS JUST WARM. YEAH. >>OH. >>VERY WARM. >>YOU KNOW, PAUL IS TRAINING FOR A MARATHON. I BET HE'D LOVE TO DRINK THAT WATER YOU KNOW? >>YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT LINDA. >>THERE YOU GO PAUL. DRINK UP. THERE WE GO. >>OH YEAH. >>AND BECAUSE OUR WATER IS SO CLEAN IT JUST SHOOTS RIGHT THROUGH YOUR SYSTEM. >>OKAY. [GASPING] >>DO YOU HAVE ANY POINTERS FOR FILLING UP WATER BALLOONS? >>OH SURE! YEAH. >>OKAY AWESOME. >>OH SURE, WHY NOT? THAT'S NOT RANDOM AT ALL! >>OH LOOK AT THAT! >>OH THE KEY IS TO MAKE THEM AS BIG AS POSSIBLE, JUST KEEP GOING. BIGGER, YEAH, EVEN MORE. EVEN MORE. >>IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE! >>YEAH. WELL WATER BALLOONS ARE SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE. >>I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WATER BALLOON. >>ALL RIGHT! WELL THAT'S LOOKING REAL GOOD. PAUL. THANK YOU SO MUCH JAKE. >>OH, MY PLEASURE. >>IT'S BEEN GREAT HAVING YOU. ALL RIGHT AND NOW AS PROMISED, WE'LL HAVE ROB KELLY KARATE SPECIALIST COME ON AND DEMONSTRATE SOME OF HIS MOVES ON PAUL! >>WHAT? >>YEAH. MAKE SURE TO PUNCH HIM REAL HARD IN THE STOMACH. GIVE IT TO HIM. >>OH. [KARATE SOUNDS] >>OH! >>YEAH.

Channel: Studio C

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Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), holding it in, bathroom break, niagra falls, water, hydration, pee, potty, potty humor, funny, humor, comedy, college humor, Funny Or Die (Organization), SNL, Saturday Night Live (TV Program), Key and peele, sketch, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), BYU, DC, Divine COmedy, Jasom Gray, Mallory Everton, Matt Meese

Id: Wsu4BV1uKxo

Length: 4min 27sec (267 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 18 2013