Judge Not

alright mr. meek now it's obvious that you're innocent the prosecution has no case against you thank you I feel really confident about everything so do i which is why we've decided to let one of our new lawyers handle the defense if that's all right with you yeah I mean with a guaranteed win I'm happy to give a new guy some experience well he's very smart I mean he received the highest score on the bar that we've ever seen he just um he has one little quirk we all have our quirks right yes yes exactly oh here he is hi Steven me yes pleasure to meet you I'm Jason gray are you yes do you think we're gonna win the case of course what's wrong with this guy he has no confidence no no he has plenty of confidence it's just that I'm everything he says sounds a little bit like a question Wow I stubbed my toe it's just a little quirk Oh everything will be fine all her eyes for the Honorable Judge nice thank you please be seated defense you may proceed the defense calls miss Mallory Everton to the stand I'm really nervous about this new lawyer relax he'll be fine mr. Burton where were you in November 15th at 7:00 p.m. I was at the Opera with Stephen meek so there's no way that my client could have committed the accused crime no I don't know why I doubted you this is going really well ladies and gentlemen of the jury as you can clearly tell my client is innocent I'm address Everton clearly indicated he was at the Opera he was at the Opera oh no one here is doubting your credibility I'm telling the truth why don't you believe me oh we do believe you you seem like a very trustworthy person how dare you I've never had to do this before but I'm gonna have to ask the defense to stop attacking the credibility of their own witness I'm not attacking her your honorable judge how dare you I have been a faithful public servant for 20 years Wow that is very impressive you better watch yourself young man or I will hold you in contempt I was being serious in my eye ad that's a nice mustache my mustache is prestigious and my wife thinks it's sexy you say you have crossed the line look I just want to get back to the trial oh you don't think this is a real trial a will I hereby sentence mr. meek to ten years in the State Penitentiary that is a harsh sentence 20 years without the possibility of parole Connor I'm innocent I swear he is I'm going to prison I will earn my second

Channel: Studio C

Views: 2,688,612

Rating: 4.9571824 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, court, judge, law, lawyer, DC, Divine Comedy, crime, funny, humor, college, college humor, SNL, Matt Meese, Jason Gray, Mallory Everton, Whitney Call

Id: ByB6F6Cb5_w

Length: 3min 21sec (201 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 29 2013