Disney Vault Interrogation

hello is anyone there I'm sorry it's come to this but desperate times call for desperate measures Mickey no my name is Jordan you've got the wrong guy spare us the act we know exactly who you are we've been casing this job for months job what job tonight we're breaking into the vault and you're gonna tell us exactly where it is no all the money we collect is transferred off-site it isn't kept here we don't want money Mickey we're after something you've kept from us for a long long time what are you talking about tell us where the Disney vault is what the Disney vault the one in all your commercials the one that contains every Disney movie ever made is this a joke you tell us how funny do you think it is when your daughter asks mommy can i watch The Little Mermaid and you go out to buy it only to discover that it's in the Disney vault and will be unavailable to the general public for an undisclosed amount of time okay listen the Disney vault is a promotional tool it's not a literal vault do we look stupid to you that's a difficult question to answer don't get smart with us Nikki you guys think my name is Nikki because I was just like Mickey Mouse when you kidnapped me yes so are the rumors true is it inside the Matterhorn or is it in someplace less obvious like the teacups I've always wondered about their purpose it's in Space Mountain isn't it isn't it what are you trying to hide in all that darkness or is it in Splash Mountain behind the waterfall well no because it's not a real waterfall okay way to ruin the magic what are you gonna tell me next it that the Haunted Mansion isn't actually haunted well it okay you need to stop I'm sorry this is crazy is it perhaps the location is somewhere no one wants to go you kidding me it's Disneyland people go to every attraction great moments with President Lincoln Touche yeah but that place isn't big enough what about small world there's plenty of room and the vault would have to be guarded by hundreds of creepy puppet children from every ethnic background that would be perfect but seriously if it's in there you're going by yourself cuz that place is creepy listen why don't we all just calm down I'll get us some sure oh honey churros yes sorry nice try Mik but I know exactly where the vault is you do you know you people don't do anything halfway here the vault would have to be in the grandest location in all the land of Disney Land it would be located under the crown jewel of the whole park the Dumbo ride no the centerpiece of Disneyland Sleeping Beauty's castle Ashley that's where we keep Walt's cryogenically frozen body stop messing with my mind man I'm sorry you can't get the video you want but you can always try Amazon or Ebay we're idiots now this kind of thing happens all the time really know what we'll just untie you here this was funny well you know I better be going we have fast passes for the Indiana Jones ride so about those churros honey this is Mickey 13 to base too many people are asking about the vault again just to be safe I'm initiating protocol 7 shutdown Pirates of the Caribbean again

Channel: Studio C

Views: 3,883,655

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, Disney, Disney Vault, Disney Movie, Mickey, Mickey Mouse, Disney Land, Space Mountain, Matterhorn, Tea Cups, Indiana Jones, Splash Mountain, Magic, Haunted Mansion, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, Matt Meese, Small World, DC, Divine Comedy, BYU, Humor, Funny, College, College Humor, SNL, Sketch Comedy

Id: XBdOMr9ONDs

Length: 4min 16sec (256 seconds)

Published: Tue May 14 2013