Dinner Party

now remember guys the key to hosting a good dinner party is not the food it's the ambiance so let's go over the details one more time the doorbell rings and Matt I will be standing next to the door and we'll wait seven seconds before opening it so as not to appear as though I have been waiting by the door to open it Stephen I will ask to take their coats escort them to the living room and turn on the mood music Adam oh I'll be reading today's issue of The Wall Street Journal while stroking this fake cat no no fake cats what no it makes me look sophisticated or if you will sophisticates Stacy once there seated comfortably I will begin a light friendly conversation being sure to avoid such topics as politics death and hygiene nice then I will come from the kitchen holding a tray of shrimp I will place it like so on the grill what is this it's a scented candle I purchased for this evening it's classy yes it's called cinnamon and dreams I have never been more proud of you well done [Applause] ladies come in may I take your coats they're not wearing coats living room sit anywhere you like what's inside the conversation I know but I can't think of anything besides politics death and hygiene you could cover all three by talking about Kim Jong Il too soon you guys are useless so ladies I bathe regularly falls under hygiene I know and it's not even true how long has it been four days yes days Master you haven't bathed in four weeks that's why I bought the candle I like your cat oh yeah yeah I used to have one just like it oh oh you used to huh he died so taboo topic abort there was a house fire and he didn't make it out okay but he saved me he came into my room and he put his paw on my paw I mean plant my hand sorry he woke me up here oh I just your cat it's just that's deaf cat looks a lot like my cat I really look at what was his name thank you I just need to know I called him Shaq Kitty O'Neil good evening ladies a man who died I hate seafood already if I eat shrimp all died awesome Matt what are you doing wafting no wafting sophistic cat give me this you guys are ruining the party so who are you voting for I am bad at this Oh what is that smell it must be the shrimp it's turned wait a second is that coming from the kitchen oh the apple strudel no all I can smell the cinnamon in dreams mixed with [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] please I saved dinner so hey where's the girls I'm gonna go take a shower [Applause]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 2,877,649

Rating: 4.9477792 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, Matt Meese, Jason Gray, Mallory Everton, Whitney Call, Humor, College, College Humor

Id: pjF8QZPgUKk

Length: 5min 7sec (307 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 19 2012