april and andy being a chaotic couple | Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites

oh babe you had a crush on me that's embarrassing we're married still e h four M potato shape coffee mug shape smudge smudge middle finger smudge the rest are all smudges oh my God you drove made like 100 million doctors appointments for ourselves in one week after this we won't have to go to the doctor for like 10 years because we're smart well you definitely need glasses no he's not getting glasses I like his face the way it is if you get glasses I'll divorce you well you heard her doc too handsome for glasses no offense okay if you're allergic to any food we'll know in a few days I think based on the redness I might be allergic to getting stabbed by needles we have already been to like five different doctors I got my ankles microwaved x-ray they took my blood away to use for science cholesterol test April had her sinuses removed looked at some guy looked at my wiener touched it that was weird and that guy wasn't even a doctor that what oh let's get you home and get me some ice cream Phil are you medicine Court uh there's a 500 deductible for dental procedures oh I think uh you're wrong we have the insurance thing I believe we're covered it's still 500 oh because you know what dinosaurs ambulance a different ambulance than what I ran into okay I'm ready good wait not ready super scared Andy you said you want to be an action star this is your chance okay okay you Natalie follow the action whatever what do I have to do hold up this butter knife to my throat and pretend like you're holding me hostage we're ready I don't know it seems a little crazy just crazy enough to work oh my face my face is fine Mikhail Petrov this is awesomely perfect Burley just moved in with his rich girlfriend and we need help with the rent we have a couple House rolls though yeah sure of course you can't use the front door you have to climb in through the back window no personal phone conversations if you ever speak to me in Spanish please use the formal usted and no electricity after 6 pm you can use as much free electricity as you want it's free a couple more rules if you ever watch a sad movie you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you've been crying there's no noise a lot on Mondays and no TV after breakfast which is my idea uh that I'm trying to patent so you want to move in tonight yeah sure that'd be great you want my gun eyeballs rats bats vampire teeth boom vampire teeth good and spiderwebs done fake blood capsules oh they didn't have any really that's gross I love it we are throwing a Halloween party at our house it's gonna be the greatest thing ever someone will die of fun end of murder there's gonna be beer pumpkins bloody goblins fake ones it's gonna be awesome we have decorations dead people that we just murdered not murdered but pictures of dead people from TV or movies mutilated bodies favorite fake ones Candy dancing tequila all kinds of food and snacks blood orphans no blood orphans I what the hell someone's back from London no it's not the queen someone's back from London it's not Mr Bean oh Mike it's not the royal baby I think his name is singing Kiss Me Oh my God what are you doing here I just missed you so bad honey I bought myself a ticket home you're never gonna need that computer again because I'm home for like 19 hours this is so sweet just like the old days take a hike Jerry it's Larry now okay take a hike Larry morning roomie how'd you sleep well there were no bed bugs also no bed I'm gonna go buy a bed Fork I'm sorry are you eating turkey chili off of a frisbee it's pretty cute right no do you know what cute means what have you got against turkey chili for breakfast what have you guys got against washing dishes we don't have any dishes okay Burley took them all when he left now I bet you feel like a jerk I might need to not stay here anymore no sorry dude we already spent your money on a new Xbox 360 and more frisbees to eat off of you gotta stay oh good okay all right here's the deal foreign we're going to clean this place up okay and then I'm going to teach you how to be adults cool we'll get to be adults gee golly thanks mister I guess I kind of hate most things but I never really seem to hate you so I want to spend the rest of my life with you is that cool yes is it my turn yes April you're the most awesome person I have ever known in my entire life I vow to protect you danger I don't care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter or a bear or him your mom I would take him down I'm getting mad right now even thinking about it I'm telling you it's okay I want to spend the rest of my life every minute with you and I'm the luckiest man in the galaxy of the Rings engine code by the power vested in Me by the state of Indiana I Now pronounce you husband and wife don't fly away okay all right so that one is dead after we drop off the runners insurance forms we need to stop by the grocery store and then we need to sign a suicide pact because our lives are meaningless babe we are not boring people wood boring people get renters insurance even though it's not legally required where are we I have never once been to this part of Pawnee it's the creepy Warehouse District it's mostly just raccoons and old car batteries whoa hang on pull over look at that this place is amazing let's go in it says here there are 12 closets three bomb shelters five dumb waiters two and three eighths baths no kitchens so fairly standard layout cool is that a Staircase to Nowhere yes it is good eye what was this place remember the pony doll head Factory this was a doll head Factory no this was a holding cell for people who went insane on the assembly line what's behind this door a fire pole so this place has had zero offers people seem to be scared of the counterfeit being haunted and disgusting after 47 years living here decided to move to Orlando to be closer to Disney World we are responsible adults you know what that means I know we have money and we are going to buy them out of this house seriously yes who needs rental and shirts we're gonna live here foreign

Channel: Comedy Bites

Views: 1,404,266

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Id: -67I498-_xo

Length: 8min 48sec (528 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 30 2022