April and Ben: Unexpected BESTIES | Comedy Bites

this is awesomely perfect burly just moved in with his rich girlfriend and we need help with the rent we have a couple house rolls though yeah sure of course you can't use the front door you have to climb in through the back window no personal phone conversations if you ever speak to me in spanish please use the formal uth dead and no electricity after 6 pm she's joking okay you can use as much free electricity as you want it's free a couple more rules if you ever watch a sad movie you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you've been crying there's no noise a lot on mondays and no tv after breakfast it's lying again because it's hard to tell the internet's not working ben we need your help guys i've told you how to do it you just unplug the router and then you plug it back in again i guess i'll do it still not working well give it a minute good okay it's working i actually think you look really good except for the stick up your butt what do you think druid was it nathaniel ellis man i feel like these interns do not respect or like me at all honestly you could loosen up a bit on the font stuff and everything in general oh wow look at that did you draw that uh nope i didn't no no no it's really good i mean you're a you're a great artist uh i can't do this look i don't care who you're related to i'm your boss and you can't keep disrespecting me like this man i didn't draw it your daughter did it what her april's not my daughter she's my friend does everyone think she's my daughter whatever point is she would never do that to me sorry dad here's that report you wanted boss it's funny because it has 30 different fonts on it and you only like one do you like it yeah it's hilarious okay i'm sorry i drew those pictures of you i was just messing around you may not take this seriously but this job is important to me and by the way you should take it seriously because i asked you to come work here because i thought you'd enjoy it and i think you're smart but you have to have some semblance of professionalism and i need you to give like even a 15 effort 12 15 for god's sake i'm asking 15 effort it's not supposed to be a negotiation fine i'm sorry 15. yeah i love cup gangs alice hates you annie has herpes if what's your problem my problem is you smell us ben told you to finish the website and if you don't do it i swear to god i'm gonna murder you in your sleep i know where you live 14th street right i'm gonna get a melon baller and scoop your eyes out and eat them and your congressman uncle's gonna have to buy you a dog to drag your eyeless face around do you understand me yes do it okay thank you all for your hard work now stay cool it's a hot one out there today that's right you could practically cook an egg on the sidewalk terrific okay let's make sure we're ready for the strategy session tomorrow okay hey we're still gonna assassinate him right don't say that ben what the hell is he doing look what am i looking at he's not doing anything that's the point this morning he got in and sat down in there and has been staring straight ahead doing nothing he's a robot he's not a robot he's just thinking he's got a lot on his mind yeah like one one zero one must eat babies for fuel why would a robot need to consume organic matter sorry you know what they probably put a tv in there and he's watching old speeches to bone up or something let's go see congressman here is the briefing packet for our strategy meeting later excellent thank you anything else i can do for you no sir all systems are operational great stay cool hot one out there today thank you congressman yo you ready to go why yes i am april let's go now what's wrong with you [Laughter] wonderful hey be careful out there traffic is nuts on the streets and roads oh no they got you terrific hey i'm hungry let's go eat some batteries i mean human food hey uh batteries i mean human food sounds good to me wonderful let's go dude 30 years from now when you're on your deathbed what are you gonna remember organizing files or taking a spontaneous road trip to surprise leslie yeah you know what all right i'm in you know we might be able to sneak out early you get snacks i'll bring music we'll jam out to some sweet tunage you know what this is awesome actually no i don't want to go anymore oh okay just kidding see you in 10 minutes okay just kidding we're not going road trip so we're going yes oh i'm excited to bond a little with april she's like the little sister i never had because the little sister i do have is normal and not terrifying good lord it is hot yes mercy me living in this town's like living in the devil's butt crack i'm almost out of gas they tore on the highway now the gps says we should take 495 to 270. but check out this cool alternate route oh my god that is so interesting to me because i'm a map salesman data had never felt this way before of course data had never felt anything before but captain picard couldn't help but note the smile that crept over his mechanical but lifelike face i'm gonna murder you i understand just one sec as they walked down the hall into the bridge soundtrack to pulp fiction soundtrack to singles soundtrack to gross point blank why do you have so many soundtracks oh well uh i kind of look at it like it's your favorite director's making a mixtape just for you oh oh here's something benji's cool time summer jams mix oh no i probably don't want to listen to that yes i want to listen to you i want to listen to it we don't need to april oh here i go here i go here i go again bro really don't judge me okay whoa it's moving it's moving what yes finally no no no no no no no what no we're out of gas please just steer be stronger that's a great road trip we made it 40 feet yeah well at least it took a million hours and it was 180 degrees and we starved to death so fun hey how about next weekend we fly to pawnee tickets are on me really that would be awesome definitely never mind i don't feel like it what oh my god see how it feels why would any of you think i would hurt leslie you're all my friends too uh sorry i can't go through with this i was gonna pull a prank no yeah i hired these guys in ski masks to kidnap us and i was gonna pretend to be a hero they were gonna shoot me and drive the van into the river and that's when the divers would go in pull you guys out of the water and i would be standing on the shore like hey get pranked much what the i even got these squibs from a special effects guy and i was gonna say this code word that's when i would push this button no no oh my god you got blood all over me thank you i mean it ben that was amazing really best prank ever well i never thought i'd say this but i think i know what's going on in your head oh well then welcome to the terror dome why are you so into helping me right now because i'm finally doing what i love and i know how hard it is to get to that place and i want you to be happy because you're my friend no i'm not i've never cared for you wait wait you're behaving very strangely you

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Id: whBYTBKONDw

Length: 9min 57sec (597 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 17 2021