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well let's meet the girls shall we first up please welcome April Ludgate hello I'm April Ludgate [Music] I'm 20 years old I like people places and things and Pawnee is my favorite place in the world so I long for a day when women in government will simply be seen as people in government but until then I will work to make Pawnee my wonderful Hometown as good as it can be what do you think I think you should lose the first line and the last line and all of the other lines and instead just walk up to the mic and meow really loudly for eight minutes okay so you're from Mongolia team will you take me with you when you go back there I love you did you understand that did you bring any Wolverines was your name Jennifer no it's Jennifer with two y's I used to be Jennifer but then I decided to Rebrand myself oh wait hang on it's on X o'clock um well nice to meet you my name's April and I just wanted to say that your dress is so cute it's Bonks I saw my spinning instructor wearing it and I was like shut up where do I get that oh my God who's your spinning instructor Gregory or Winona I go to Giannis who are Gregory and Winona I've never heard of them before are they better Winona rocks my world seriously you need to get me in there like that's a must must must she's the worst person I've ever met I want to travel the world with her I'm going to do Impressions oh celebrity Impressions that's that's wild um this is an impression of my sister hi I'm Natalie I love Ritalin and have low self-esteem [Laughter] thank you this is an impression of my boss Leslie Knope women should do everything check out my four color pen hey everybody listen up while I talk about some really really important stuff practice practice [Laughter] okay folks just a couple more contestants and then the judges will decide our next Ms Pawnee a winner of six hundred dollars in gift certificates to Big Archie's sporting goods and Emerson fencing company we don't get cash this is for a fence well it won't cover a whole fence but it will defray the cost considerably oh my God I quit I quit okay I guess she really is quitting no I didn't win but at least I didn't make any new friendships I don't know why Leslie knobs on trial and the Beavis did it okay beavers did it send gentlemen for the first time ever in her new part-time job in the public health department at City Hall Africans yay oh Leslie this is so nice I put the poisonous gas in one of these balloons so if any of them pops you may die okay are you ready for you to tell me what's going on with Chris yes no to sing if you're lost you can look and you will find me Time After Time go no tell me about Chris if you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting tell me about Chris or I'm leaving and I don't care about the letter I want to have a baby and I asked Chris to donate his sperm and he's taking a really long time to make up his mind and it's really freaking me out and I can't stop thinking about it and I'm obsessing about it I want to think about anything else but that but it's making me crazy Secrets stolen [Music] from deep inside you know this song already of course I do everyone knows a song that's amazing the drum beats out of time if you're lost you can look and you will find me find me Time After Time if you fall I will catch you I will be waiting Time After Time Time After Time Time After Time it's never happened [Music] April come she will when streams are ripe and swelled with rain ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today to marry Andrew Maxwell Dwyer and April Roberta Ludgate I guess I kind of hate most things but I never really seem to hate you so I want to spend the rest of my life with you is that cool yes babe you look more beautiful right now than I've ever seen you wow just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off no whatever blows babe my birth Max here comes a contraction are you ready okay I'm ready [Music] it caught on in a flag you know what I'm gonna get that commission going because this inequality has gone on long enough you know what I think men are better than women she's kidding no I'm not they provide for us and we must obey them because they are our masters April stop it Leslie You'll Never Land a bow with that domineering tone we must always walk behind the man I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable is it possible you're thinking about light bulbs or your hip if I were 300 years older councilman okay so I took extensive notes on ways to maximize our efficiency because we can't be just as good as the men we have to be better yeah you're totally right let's rock this April I love you but I don't need your sarcasm right now I'm serious let's get rolling I want to get into some garbage what I love garbage you already found a dead body in the trash or body parts a good torso or a head please say head [Music] this is Stacy knobloch's house I went to high school with her and she was super mean to me and now I know that she dyes her hair I knew that wedge wasn't naturally blonde oh my God she has to use prescription strength deodorant this is the best day of my life okay Leslie Knope outfit number eight babe you look super hot you realize you've said that about all of them well she has every single time because she is super hot honestly you look hot naked oh the suit makes me want to scold a Catholic child I don't know who Ann Taylor is but I hate her and I want to kill her I have to lead a public forum for the Pawnee Commons every day this week and I hate talking to people so to get through it I figured I'm just gonna basically try to imitate Leslie so where is this she had the patch sewn in you can't remove it what's in the pocket you ask a ticket stub from a Fleetwood Mac concert in 1995 and this one is terrible but it is slightly less terrible than the rest so tomorrow I lead a public forum in Leslie's Fleetwood Mac sex pants Fleetwood Mac sex pants new band name I call it you know what why don't we just say that whoever gets to the emergency first will be in charge okay so if there's an explosion say in Ramset Park and someone from sewage gets there first they'd be in charge I had no idea how terrible Leslie's job is she referred to this meeting as a Non-Stop Thrill Ride I'm not quite sure but Tom can answer that if what are you doing it's bouncing some business ideas off Russell Simmons on Twitter why all due respect Miss lucky do you even know what you're doing here all due respect Mr hamster penis but no I don't my last name is Giles are you sure because you look like a hamster penis what's your end game Here My Dear this is only temporary until I find a way to keep the shelter open without cutting the Park's budget hey what if I threw together a pet adoption in one of our parks would that be cool April that would be the coolest thing since NSYNC Aerosmith and Nelly performed together at the Super Bowl halftime show ew I think I may have found a project I'd actually enjoy doing helping these cats and dogs they should be rewarded for not being people I hate people so you do a lot of investing we like to dabble recently invested in some shirts I got at a garage sale left those at Wendy's on the way home so the economy [Laughter]

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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 02 2022