chris pratt's best bloopers and improvised lines | parks and recreation | Comedy Bites

andrew i need evidence got it wait you don't know what evidence ah right on yes hit me next to my desk is a picture of a female politician bella abzug is that scary face funny hat gap tooth or bill clinton's wife funny hat funny hat on the back of it is a key taped to it and then that opens my bottom drawer and my desk get [Laughter] what's happening sorry i lost it you got bored in the middle of them [Music] oh [ __ ] that's funny okay okay hello hey mom you're on camera right now say hello hi mom mr dwyer were you aware of funds for tennis court that ms knope requested that was denied by mr ron swanson that was later approved by ben wyatt no do you play tennis i don't know are you aware of what tennis is yeah what point comes after deuce wipe sometimes when i wipe i'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe a hundred times still poop still poop let me check that it's like i'm wiping a marker or something leslie go home no i can't i can't go home i have to get ready for the chamber of secrets commerce if this meeting does not go perfectly then the harvest festival is gonna be over before it began i cannot go home okay then who is your doctor anne's my doctor and she's the most beautiful nurse in the world come on oh girl now i'm hot now it's really hot okay well that's your fever leslie i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems and i'm in love with you because you're just like me you're a dog date me ann i'm single ron you're going to construct the stage yes ma'am i really think we should try and involve this talking dog and will you go out on a date with me you're the prettiest dog i've ever seen damn remember when we had sex in the gutter on rodney street i'll never forget her dad i'm gonna come [Laughter] in just a minute scarecrow boat is going to rock it out please be patient while we rock out the equipment set up the band has had a few different names over the years we started we were teddy bear suicide but then we changed it to mouse rat then we were god hates figs two doors down department of homeland obscurity then we were three skin just the tip flames for flames muscle confusion nothing rhymes with orange then everything rhymes with orange andy dwyer experience a d and the d bags the andy andy andes rad wagon five skin foreskin nothing rhymes with bloring death of a scam artist razor dick puppy pendulum awesome pendulum penis pendulum and real suicide angel snack uh jet black pope punch face champions ninja dick we went back to mouse rat and now we are scarecrow god when i hear myself say scarecrow boat out loud i kind of hate it i got it i got it nice oh yeah i also got some dude's briefcase i believed in you buddy but you should put that back yeah how did you get this well what that is [ __ ] hilarious you shattered the lights you shattered it not only did you hit the wall heads around it that's not something that props can fix that's gonna be a little harder to fix i'm sorry i'm out so um so i uh [Music] you really shouldn't have dug that out of the dumpster i had to also i had a banana on the way over here sorry i get why you don't want anyone to know about duke silver and you don't have to worry your secret is safe with me to even it out i'm gonna tell you all of my secrets oh no that's not necessary i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks i didn't actually sell my last car i just forgot where i parked it i don't know who al gore is and at this point i'm too afraid to ask when they say two percent milk i don't know what the other 98 is when i was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me i once threw a beer to swan and then it attacked my niece rebecca that'll do andrew you don't have to play the unity concert but don't quit music please i dare you i double dog dario give me a reason bro give me a reason to take you down i would love nothing someone loves a good comeback story right seabiscuit the mighty ducks robert downey jr uh rocky yes kim kardashian kim well wow in the video she gets she gets to come on her back i think [Laughter] oh they're gonna make the wrap party oh baby i'm back thank you so what oh why are you naked oh well because of what you said we're getting back together no we're not yes we are you should have heard the super sexy stuff she was saying to me i said hey andy it's anne can we talk at my house how you said it you were like hey andy it's anne can you talk at my house oh my god you're such a baby oh literally big naked baby put clothes on you know what andy's just acting out scenes from his favorite movies so swayze runs boom tackles the guy off the motorcycle dude's like your dad bro comes at him swayze ducks scissor kick try the guy has sweden's head and he says i used to guys like you in prison by the looks of this guy this is not consensual sex we're talking about we see bad guy had a gun the whole time he's like i'm gonna kill you the old-fashioned way swayze's like not this time that subtext he doesn't say that bypasses the gun hooks the arm back to the secret move he used before to kill somebody you feel so bad about it but this time he has to do it because of self-defense takes the esophagus out of the neck area you can't eat you'll starve to death and that is roadhouse what should i do next [ __ ] my pants on camera check i have hot snakes you guys what's hot snakes it's when the diarrhea comes out like a hot snake andy i get hot snakes in bubble gut you know what's crazy is i there i definitely like a poop i just put my pants not full um not a full turd but enough you

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Length: 8min 2sec (482 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 11 2022