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and i need evidence got it wait you don't know what evidence ah right on yes hit me next to my desk is a picture of a female politician bella abzug is that scary face funny hat gap tooth or bill clinton's wife funny hat funny hat on the back of it is a key taped to it and then that opens my bottom drawer and my desk get it what's happening sorry i lost it you got bored in the middle of them [Music] oh [ __ ] that's funny okay okay sometimes when i wipe i'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe a hundred times still poop still poop let me check that it's like i'm wiping a marker or something john ralphio [Music] what's your name again elise yarpton elaine smarkins [Laughter] oh my god no hey jennifer look what we can do jennifer jennifer jeff jennifer look we're look what we're doing oh really jennifer he's actually in me i got it i got it nice oh yeah i also got some dude's briefcase i believed in you buddy but you should put that back yeah how did you get this well what that is [ __ ] hilarious you shattered the lights you shattered it not only did you hit the wall heads around it that's not something that props can fix that's gonna be a little harder to fix them sorry i'm out man i'm in love with you because you're just like me you're a dog date me ann i'm single [Laughter] ron you're gonna construct the stage yes ma'am i really think we should try and involve this talking dog and will you go out on a date with me you're the prettiest dog i've ever seen damn remember when we had sex in the gutter on rodney street i'll never forget her dad i'm gonna come over there and [ __ ] you up [Laughter] leslie doesn't like to hear her mommy talk about sex no one wants to hear that why don't you tell us about your escapades you little minks what the [ __ ] is wrong with you mr dwyer were you aware of funds for tennis court that ms knope requested that was denied by mr ron swanson that was later approved by ben wyatt no do you play tennis i don't know are you aware of what tennis is yeah what point comes after deuce wipe i'm gonna go to the bathroom and powder my nose amongst other things if you know what i mean dude is she gonna powder her vagina i'm sorry dude is she going to powder [Laughter] can we just get it on the next steak okay okay okay [Laughter] a vanilla chai latte for my young nubian princess step one we buy into this club step two we roll over to the club either in your mercedes-benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is all right step three i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce now everybody's watching i'm so sorry step three i dagger you on that dance floor and dress you with my eyes until at last it's just me and you naked on the dance floor you're gonna throw up you're gonna smile okay well we just have to work harder i mean good news is we can call it a night and get a super early start on our door-to-door tomorrow he's like are they gonna let me go with that okay well we just have to work hard well we just have to work harder good news [Laughter] no i'm not happy about this factory explosion and nobody died [Music] i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry you guys i'm sorry this is totally unprofessional let's just keep going then we'll come back to it sorry dude i thought i put in park and does this help this helps a lot it's hard right mm-hmm things are gonna [Laughter] [Music] get like being left alone in a room with two cameras and little people things are gonna get better right bananaman that's close where are we going to your mother's butt ah i think you make a right turn on uh wait a minute my mother's butt so uh maybe we should just write um things down go from there will you do it because i don't know how to write print or [Laughter] aziz who my name is annabelle vandercrank from the memphis van der cranks and i just about lose my head when the sun falls down on my [Laughter] i'm sorry i need my mustache glue listen it was very cool if you'd asked me to come here i'm uh i'm excited yeah we are too so let's get this street going and go ahead [ __ ] my pants on camera check everyone loves a good comeback story right seabiscuit the mighty ducks robert downey jr uh rocky yes kim kardashian kim well wow in the video she gets she gets come on her back i think [Laughter] i don't mean this in any bad way but have you ever made out with another woman why because from my analysis i think you'd love it you

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Id: xT50yB4RO0E

Length: 9min 37sec (577 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 06 2022