April Hates Ann (but loves her really) | Parks and Recreation

well let's go set up this party april thank you i know you may tease anne but deep down inside i can tell that you really care anne's leaving town and saying painful goodbyes to loved ones greatest day of my life i thought you weren't gonna do valentine's day this year because that she beast moved away i believe her name was satan her name was anne i think you should stop at least until you apologize to bobby in person april i wasn't listening but i strongly disagree with ann andy hey ann are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors do you want to try that again hey anne are you still a nurse because andy's not feeling well hey i'm thinking about getting a new phone do you guys like your phones i've never used a phone in my life i have to tell you a secret but if you tell anyone i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe good morning april what's your secret i'm thinking about applying to veterinary school in bloomington oh my god april that's great whoa where'd you get that the internet so i really need a letter of recommendation and since you work in a hospital as a janitor nurse i was wondering if maybe you would write one for me really i'd like to complete this project by tomorrow oh set up shop in our office in fact take leslie's desk okay i will thanks great do you want the door open uh open spine okay yippee road trip who's excited to go to bloomington is that where you're gonna sit i'm driving where else would i sit trunk i guess it would have to be channing tatum's body ryan gosling's face and michael fassbender's sense of humor what about you build your perfect guy um yao ming's torso napoleon's brain and the hunchback of notre dame's hunchback do you like my nails even though she hides it underneath layers of sarcasm resentment and grumpiness i know deep down somewhere april likes me i'm kind of just fracking for friendship hey april i was looking to get some new music and i was wondering if you could recommend anything the internet i really like your haircut where'd you get it prison how's your sister doing she has the shingles who's your favorite character on sex in the city alf i'm just an impartial bunny but i think anne sucks also i'm the zodiac killer okay don't mention anything about the groundbreaking to anne repeat that back to me tell ann about the groundbreaking frame and for murder release a deadly virus into the water supply good you know i think i'm just gonna hang out here with you guys if that's cool it's not great hey oliver hey leslie hello ann hi april your kids are like surprisingly awesome thank you did you use an egg donor or give chris a hall pass for a night once again they are my biological children once again i don't believe you i made a special road trip mix cd for us i hope you like toriyamus oh cool you have out-noped yourself seems like the party's dying down weird and you probably want to head to michigan forever so i snuck into your house and packed a bag for you bye this is just a bunch of bras and knives and loose onions [Music] i want another nurse well there are none we're stretched pretty thin right now then i want a janitor they can do what you do right yep nurses and janitors are totally interchangeable except no one dresses up like a janitor when they want to be i get the sense that maybe you're angry at me for kissing andy no i'm not what are you talking about that's crazy and that you think it might be fun to take it out on me please don't do that do i can't do anything i'm sick [Music] my blankets are on the floor i only agreed to come back here because of our deal do you promise to play along yes do you yes hi you're back hello again as you remember i'm april and this is ann my 65 year old grandmother yes that's who i am anyway we'd love to hear about bloomington it seems like a real hip kind of college town me ma god no one uses the word hip anymore sometimes i wish you went down on the titanic with all your sorority sisters i would be happy to show you guys around the campus is there anything in particular that you want to see how are your local graveyards i have some planning to do i would be happy to write you that letter i actually know the guy who runs the veterinary program over there because you hooked up with him don't hook up with everyone i know although yes we did hook up but before i write you that letter you have to spend the next week with me and do everything i say so i have to be your slave or something no you have to be my friend no that is so much worse don't do that april you finalized a rental right shut up ann i told you never to talk to me that was champion oh my god i'm sorry bad dog yes everything's fine with the rental all right here we go honey i'm sorry that'll teach you to pay attention i have an idea um i was thinking what if we did something like this oh my god what the hell can we please talk about what happened back there what and i just stole your phone and texted every guy in it that the baby was there it's not that big of a deal well well well you want to come into jerry's party and why is that i need a place to deliver this baby ann it's coming out of me right now i'm pregnant this is a lovely party thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family there's no place for meanies oh forget it i'm coming in oh get off me wait you're so weak really ah i'm barely even doing anything are you iron deficient let me look at your palms no it's because of your man strength man perkins hi april okay you're under age you're not [Music] i thought you might like a fresh set of pillows are you trying to smother me help the nurse is trying to smother me to death with a pillow okay never mind stay back well i'm i'm in a bit of a lull right now but i'm so glad that you all have people in your lives that you care about so congrats it's really hard to say congrats without sounding sarcastic seriously i really hope you guys are all very happy damn it we are no stop hello to you too april i'm sorry i said you were lame okay you are but i know you were just trying to help me so thank you april happy halloween and if you want to egg larry's house come find me you guys are cute where'd that come from i'm weak i miss andy and it's making me weak also chris puts that much effort into making my stupid night better i'm sure that he'll make your lame life perfect or he's secretly super in love with me it's probably that that's a funny joke april but the truth is i'm very much in love with anne okay gross spell's broken oh god are you okay what's happening i'm just so scared that this means that anne won't really leave my gut is always right okay it was right about marrying andy and it was right when it told me that you would be the worst person i would ever meet in my life and i've met guy fieri and so gross okay are you ready for you to tell me what's going on with chris yes no to sing if you're lost you can look and you will find me time after time go no tell me about chris if you fall i will catch you i'll be waiting tell me about chris or i'm leaving and i don't care about the letter i want to have a baby and i asked chris to donate his sperm and he's taking a really long time to make up his mind and it's really freaking me out and i can't stop thinking about it and i'm obsessing about it i want to think about anything else but that but it's making me crazy secrets stolen from deep inside you know the song already of course i do everyone knows the song it's amazing the drum beats out of time if you're lost you can look and you will find me time after time if you fall i will catch you oh i'll be waiting time after time time after time time after time good stuff it's never happened well for what it's worth i'm really happy that you and andy are married why why because i love him and i love you why wouldn't i be happy why don't you what's that oh you too i i couldn't i couldn't quite hear you please don't make me say it please my going-away present to you will be that i do not make you audibly say that you love me thank you okay leslie's coming back get off me wench did i miss a nice moment no yes you did oh good [Music] you

Channel: Parks and Recreation

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Keywords: Entertainment, TV Series, Celebrities, Comedy, Funny, Hilarious, Comedian, NBC Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation, parks rec, Amy Poehler, Aziz Ansari, Nick Offerman, Rashida Jones, Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, tv mockumentary, Paul Schneider, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Pratt, Rob Lowe, Adam Scott, Greg Daniels, april and ann, april hates ann, april loves ann, april ann relationship

Id: S8HxghEN02w

Length: 10min 18sec (618 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 23 2021