Anjelah Johnson - "Surprise I Am Not A Lesbian"

I got a lot of good childhood memories growing up but now I'm moving on to that next phase in my life I just got married recently I know I didn't meet Abaddon y'all sorry I know it's real sparkly hey hey don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still Angie from the black when I first started telling people that I got married like a lot of people were surprised they're like what oh my god I didn't even I thought you're a lesbian surprise bonitos cuz I'm lazy not a lesbian but thank you for coming thank you for coming one time this girl try hit on me right and it started becoming like a regular thing so I asked her I was like ah let me ask you a question what is it about me that makes you think that I'm a lesbian and her honest-to-god answer was well in your YouTube video you say that you like your nails sure you don't have a boyfriend and I notice that you always wear your hair in a ponytail so I guess that's all it takes to make the team just then drive a Subaru you want to be on our team you got a role in the Outback or at Best Buy or as I like to call them less buzz everything about my wedding day was perfect except for the fact that I got sick I know it was my own fault too cuz what had happened was I took too many supplements that day in my supplements I mean I take this multi pack vitamin it's like six different vitamins I was on antibiotics from the week before cuz I was fighting something then I got congested so I took it to congested pill but then I got a headache so I took like three I feel and like you can't put that much poison in your body and your body not try to get rid of it right you see I wasn't thinking about that I'm a wedding day I was just all excited I started feeling a little sick so I took the whole aisle three at the pharmacy and we decided to take pictures before the actual ceremony so I'm there like posing for my pictures and then I'll send it just hit me like uh I think you have to use a restroom no wait a minute nevermind false alarm but you know how it comes and goes like your body will give you that natural first warning and it's up to you if you want to be obedient or not now you supposed to get the warning and be like you better start making my way over like basswood is for you see I tried to man up right I was like no no no I got this go go take the picture take the vision start posing for my picture again then I don't know if anybody here ever seen that movie bridesmaids you know that part where she go Boogle in her dress I'm standing there posing for my picture and all sudden it hit me again I was like oh that's not a warning and I had to wreck a lick on my track and field training I had to run back to my hotel room my photographer had to help me jump out of my dress real fast like that's not in their job description my time I walk down the aisle everybody just thought I was nervous cuz my face is pale I'm walking down the aisle like this do you take this man to be your husband yes I do do you really what yes I do he does we all do we all do you don't need me for the rest of this do you I'll be in the back oh no it was a beautiful day you know we had a great time friends family was a lot of fun just to take a couple of Modi amande you're all good but if you take imodium be careful cuz you good for like three days you'd be like okay I'm ready well that's too real my bad I thought we were family we went on our honeymoon in st. Lucia and I had never even heard of st. Lucia before I booked the trip it just sounded real fancy as I st. Lucia booked it like I thought it was going to be these luxurious white sandy beaches and like beautiful clear water and we landed it was actually kind of a little third-world II felt more like a missions trip thought we were gonna build a well before we left it is nice

Channel: The Laugh Button

Views: 8,686,684

Rating: 4.7978172 out of 5

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Id: x2Wx2zcdd-4

Length: 6min 45sec (405 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 15 2013