Anjelah Johnson - Nail Salon Uncut (Stand Up Comedy)

no but I am Angela Johnson it's actually Angela nicole Johnson it's very latina right I know it's not at all actually could you imagine introducing me to speak at the Mexican American Heritage Festival senior decision is bienvenido me mega specia I'm sue nicole Johnson hi um excuse me strong sona's yeah can't say it right no but uh I am Mexican and Native American any Mexicans here okay there's a couple a couple yeah no but one thing I love about being Mexican is that were very family-oriented we take our family with this everywhere we go right whether we couldn't find a babysitter or whatever go wait in the car then no but yeah even if you're not related to us we'll still make you feel like you are United mean as soon as you walk in the door we'll make you a burrito we'll ask you for right to the store real quick or I will play spanked when you're kids that's what we do is spend kids they don't have to be our own kid anybody's kid walking by getting an attitude eight watch your mouth we toy you could talk like that who said oh look now you want to cry oh you're a tough guy minute ago get up you know go tear mommy's pig to go ahead go tell her hey lady come get your kid I did you a favor go tell her I don't care no but when you spank your own kid though you gotta be kind of proud of him though when you do it you know what I mean because I don't have any kids but I remember one time when my mom spanked me oh my god I got a baseball and I threw it and I broke her window she came out the house all crazy I'm eco look now get back here how am I supposed to visit our suspensive bro mica you through from way right here all the way me I'm you're a baseball player ah you're gonna be the first grounded ushers here Mika throw the ball again bro this way to the neighbor's house Amica when you throw the ball run down the street not back into our house like a stupid yeah my mom is really proud of me I tell her the other day hey mom I'm gonna be an extra on a TV show on istra on TV I'm you know movie star oh yeah my dad he doesn't care though on TV what channel then show me a movie star with channel go ahead i'ma Goleta been a comedian look at your sister me acting something show something a mom I'm just an extra I don't I don't do anything Mika just show something we don't know we never been there like you all fancy okay mom I'll show you what I do that's it that's how I do my dad that's what you do walking back and forth like this I could do that that's a nice one this is what I paid for college so you could walk like this well you tell them to give you some extra money so they could pay for college extra and that's really proud of me no but I like to hang out my family and I hang out my sister we go get our nails done any ladies in here get your nails done on this crowd how about any guys any guys down for mani-pedi don't lie sir don't lie don't lie I could see her nail polish gleaming in the light turn out don't like it's all sparkly you take him with you huh yeah see sheer I did you all do then just kidding I'm just kidding now my sister we go over it's a place called beautiful nail it's kind of confused when I first read the sign though beautiful nail just one just one nail do I get to pick which one well now with these ladies they're so nice you know they make you feel like it's all about you and customer service you know whatever you lie we do for you really nice yeah as soon as I walk in they greet me right away hi honey what you need today oh um can I get my nails done okay honey do you like pedicure too no no just my nails honey why you don't lie pedicure ma look Nye is so sexy it's better for you oh all right sure then I'll get a pedicure - thanks okay honey sit down number sick my legs she do for you good job only $20 that's okay sit down oh okay thanks so my leg starts doing my nails right away by the way her American name is Tammy Tammy you have boyfriends no no I don't have a boyfriend honey why you don't have you know so pretty like model cheerleaders and everything you like long or short not you short nails please thinks oh honey that's why you don't have boyfriend I do for you long better all right fine I'll have long nails thanks it's okay honey only $4 more that's okay do you like Widow jail well do you like Widow jail um I'm sorry um what honey do you like wittle jail for your nail is the best thing you can have for your nail make look nice sparkle like I'm in the sky do you like with the jail oh um no I don't want cricket though bad things honey you say to me you do not have my friend I don't want to help you oh okay fine I'll have some thank you it's okay and it's better for you only $6 more open it go wash your hand all right thanks Tammy oh wait hold on this one here's a little bit crooked see that no honey that your finger do like that that's funny because my finger didn't do like that before I came in here it's okay honey don't worry I think it for you don't worry took one of my bone names and I'm thinking I'm down come day I don't know Mom come to dinner oh she say you look so pretty god bless you God uses real my name is Angela Johnson thank you

Channel: Comedy Time

Views: 30,862,284

Rating: 4.8722 out of 5

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Id: baDJ-ZIvYy0

Length: 8min 48sec (528 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 01 2008