Andrew Santino is in The Shallow | TigerBelly 210

[Music] [Music] - what hme a walking down the street feeding a so good to me yeah yeah that might be the most totally accurate version of the song that you guys will ever hear that's the most Asian as well me walking the donut is three you know that's funny that we say this today today ice I saw a mom talking to a little girl in Chinese today yeah walking down the street and it was so cute to see a little girl scent talking Chinese is cute hmm but a dull talking Chinese it's not a it's not a pretty sounding language but little kid it's cute yeah it's funny cuz it's C but then adult it's very like like someone's wavings but a little kid do a little kid was a little kid say what joy and joy thank you right you come here yeah gives me a look kiss yeah and so I kissed a little child on the head and now I have charges brought against me look at these these are oh let me smell once for five seconds for an ad those are tracks now is this but maybe he was on it maybe it was just post period I don't wanna I don't want to say anything bad about it but yeah you I won't smell those you can have those but they are pretty looking underwear other than the nasty poop tracks that are beneath them that's pretty gross you wanna see my underwear yeah I am notorious for wearing old Korean lady underwear I come all the way up look at that Wow what year were those made when when do you think those were made well you I think these are probably made in the late 80s really yeah are these bowties or no no oh yeah they're but I thought it was a little here's what's crazy about girls can wear underwear girls can wear clothing from when they were in junior high or high school yeah I keep all my old panties all your panties with holes in them it's a there's a comfort thing really hmm you don't do you have clothes from when you were a kid yeah like shirts and shirts and stuff Wow I don't have one pair do you have any pair of clothing from when you were a kid yeah you do my one FUBU Jersey New Jersey do you have your Pelle Pelle I used to turn cold you know Brandon Dermer of course yes that's what junko jeans yes every time there's a sale he sends me the link and you buy Idol I bought the last time when we got Bo we both got bamboozled kiss he said that they were going out of business they were we bought like six pairs and they were out of business from one month and they just rebranded and they're still Junko jeans wait there is this kind of like what happened with who else said that Twinkies Twinkies do you remember this theory of Twinkies was no not rebranded Twinkies was gonna say they were gonna discontinue making Twinkies and so there was a surge in buying Twinkies still on the shelf they didn't go away and it'd go anywhere that's like those furniture stores on Ventura closing closing soon yeah closing soon big sale same sign for like 25 13 years later you go in they're like cute we're about to close the shop if it weren't for you guys we were gonna close it up and you buy one couch and they're good for nine more years great business model you know the great the funny thing about FUBU is when I came here to America that was my big thing I was like I gotta get a FUBU jacket after that I got a Rocawear jacket I love that was your hope when you landed in America so I stole a pair from Macy's oh geez I stole a pair from Macy's anyways beyond it was really really sad to find out it was like for us by us for us by us right that was that's one who was stood for you and I looked at where it was made and all of them were made in the Philippines so I came all the way from the Philippines to America to steal the risk my life steal a jacket that you're on in an American department store that was made in the Philippines but how funny though ironically for you black people are really a what is it called operating you're called a black people appropriated Filipino call and I'm tired of it black people you've been appropriate in Filipino culture for far too long hip-hop was born in the Philippines rap dance was born in the Philippines and you know it stop [ __ ] pretending like it's not actually hip-hop may have been born in in the Philippines maybe and breakdancing might be born in Korea I think breaking oh my god the Koreans aren't theirs they own it it's theirs they own it everywhere I go if I go to a touristy destination there's a two or three black guys breakdancing but three the Korean guys are by far the best I don't know why that is Korean guys are so good at braids - why is it they're nimble they're small flat heads is it because I can spin on their heads these are all attributes of ninjas okay okay eating somewhere why isn't the rest of Asia I think Japanese have some break dancers right now but I think Koreans I think in Korea it's like the thing I think Koreans are like the best breakdancer I think Japanese people love hip-hop culture they love the clothes they love hip-hop culture but I don't think they don't think they're into like the art what do you think about those Japanese people who wear a black face and they get into the whole like hip-hop thing love it love it okay I love that I don't know that's cultural exploration that's just I'm just trying it out who why is that wrong I don't know look the only people that aren't allowed to do anything racist are whites but everybody else can have a little bit of racism in them I'm kind of nervous because I'm going to New York to an Indian wedding yeah and I have to wear the full getup like the lehenga I got our fake nose ring I got to wear the tikka and all of that but you have to I'm a bridesmaid oh [ __ ] yeah you gotta fit otherwise you'll stand out yeah you will you already be you're not gonna even answer this honestly we already be prettier than most of the other girls no the other girls are so pretty little T's a big titties George right I opted out of the dry hoe dance though why that would be the best part for me okay this is where you're asking about what the other bridesmaids inspiration where they're all very rich ready but very petite I'm five eight would heels I'd be 511 I'd be the tallest one and it's an eight-minute dance you don't want yeah you don't to learn it that's more about what it is you don't want to learn it but I mean I sort of can dance okay I have rhythm but not this kind of did not this kind of tough dance this is tougher this it's a light bulb though they have built the moves that they're doing don't tell who I like that Bollywood [ __ ] right oh my god this weekend for the first time I found out about the biggest Bollywood star sheer rock on sure-sure Khan Rock what does it hold it Shahrukh Khan Shahrukh Khan Shahrukh yeah yeah you you know you're the kind of wife direct Bollywood movie you are that is a war that's literally who you are you're the white gotta do [ __ ] like talk about the store how you like went on that date with that Indian school girl in India 100% there's no story there no you got to call my buddy for that one because there's no story there but it was cute like you take her to school and stuff while he lived in in mm-hmm my friend was telling me I was dating a Catholic schoolgirl after grading out of like college I was a Hindi's completely completely forgetting that in college in India they wear the Catholic schoolgirl outfit as well they do yeah we're like that weird checkered skirt or whatever yeah that's so weird that's so controlling and strange to me wear these clothes I always hated kids that went to Catholic or private school because they had to wear certain clothes and I thought that was so creepy could why would you care if the kids were the same clothes what does that even what is it what's the prayers behind that purpose behind that is so you don't have like especially the the school that I went to in high school didn't have uniforms but they do now yeah because kids come from all different economic you know not in private schools they have to pay for that six-pack yeah but private schools are different I think that oh yeah you're right I don't understand why I do it in private schools I do understand why they do it in public schools because there's a discrepancy just with like you know you don't want someone who does who only has like three pairs of leggings which I did I was very poor in high school right they knew it and they were like that [ __ ] is poor she wears the same she but in America to be able to go to these private or Catholic schools I have to have money money so that's the ironies they all come from money so I think it's more of a control issue I mean it used to be Catholic kids that I knew that worked Catholic school girls they had their skirt couldn't had to be a certain length and if it was shorter than a certain length they get sent home and they get demerits merit demerits yes what is that demerits like am i you subtract from your overall like score no moral points yeah world boy it dude itself it's so manipulative it's so disgusting it's like you're um it's like you're going to hell log you don't I mean it's like if you check it it's like you get so many demerits you get in trouble with getting kicked out of school you also have to let go she's sniffing the underwear again huh I'm not gonna hug you when I leave because of that he might spit on you I know you miss him I miss him too but I don't want to smell his underwear literally at all do you ever wear his underwear yikes he wears these Korean pick why do you guys that's I guess that's that's fine I guess it's fine he doesn't have hips he has a big belly he does so our proportions actually work out because what he can't fit around my waist he wears under his fat belly right well he can't wear on his waist where it's like a critic pregnant woman so you have the same size waist no no we we have sir his his narrow hips he but men to men wait I don't know hips and waist I just whatever your pant he you could he could wear your pants he cannot wear my pants he's a tiny little boy yeah but my waistline is what 26 up high it's way skinnier than his belly his waistline is a 52 but his hips are the same size of your head tiny hips baby boy hips yes little tiny little tiny hip but he's got the cute little V yeah he does have the AB V what is it what is that called like the like the [ __ ] gutters that's what they are a nation cuz they point down to where you're supposed to go to never [ __ ] you got the [ __ ] gun I have a couple of [ __ ] cutters when I was young I really had them remember in high school you'd see the girls with the dimples in the lower back those were the Ashley's that always got suited up Ashley's oh my god those back dimples they were filthy filthy [ __ ] and now those girls now those back temple girls it's their trash they're their fat everything has gone awry they're live they're listening right now hey Ashley how many Ashley's they do always call themselves smashley when they get drunk kind of Saturday I'm smashley backup I love smashley my favorite girls I'm crazy kalila I love you cuz you're like Asian but you're like us Oh they'd call that I did actually say that oh my god kalila they go you're like special tropical fish tropical that's exactly called we like you you're cute we were like pretty can't do you're here why do girls like to touch other girls body so much girls have to do each other's hair and do your makeup guys don't want any guy to [ __ ] do and don't don't get any but I need a handshake and then leave me alone but really you really don't desire Tori do you suppress that feeling I don't want any other man to touch me no other to why so when Bobby does it like he go grabs her butter tries to hump you laughing shoot Oh cuz it's because he's cute interesting he's cuz he's a fictional character in my mind in my head he's not a real person he's like I sometimes I think I made up Bobby like if this is a similar imaginary friend exactly that's your perfect imaginary friend he is my perfect imaginary real friend that came to life but I really but I still think he's fake like I still think you guys are all fake I still think I'm in a simulation you're all valid wonderful people but I do think this is all the fake simulation I think I made up Bobby and I made up you guys and you guys are this lovely a crew that is a part of my world that I want I want this to be it's like a next level of narcissism to think that you are your Neil you think you're Nia I'm the center of the universe mm-hmm you know make you disappear watch myself oh you just said observe look at everybody no I think but I do believe in simulation I think we're I think we're a sim I think we I think we make up these things we're I think you make up your own minds but how can I make you up if you think you're making me up so you crea made up and I'm how wearing them over there this high yep yes you're saying you did that I did okay I absolutely did that look my version of you is how I you don't understand how I my version what I see us mm-hmm you understand how you see me but you can't understand how I see you so you're my version I made you up okay so how do you how do you explain all the people you dislike why would you create that many people could create a lot of people I hate a lot of people why'd you create that that's good on the list because you can't have you can nothing you can't have good without bad how could I do you have a lot of bad um because it because I have a lot of issues it's a projection yeah yeah it's like Inception you're creating these a little yep yeah but here's a better example of what you're saying people who have more positive outlook on the world they have less negative people in their life I have created more negativity of people that I dislike because of my own perceptions of reality I know I know he believes this [ __ ] I [ __ ] can feel it he dated Indian girls he's got weird tattoos I know he believes in the Indian schoolgirls yeah Indian schoolgirls coming around to it I'm come how many good how many Indian school girls at you date I was there a year he would take her to the bus that's cool what we'd have to go with because they're separate separate train cars for our women and men so I'd have to take her into the mixed to this day yeah because of easy teasing eve-teasing yelling so the women will get if they're alone they'll get teased on the bus like pinched and stuff so they have on the train if there's a be very specific okay pinching who people just pinched women yeah like sexually or pretty much so they have so vague are they being sexually assaulted well when she came out she was a little scared she was like okay for you I will come on the mixed train car there's a mix you know what this is name there's women and there's the family ones but the family ones sometimes men are in there so you have to go with another man if you're gonna go in the family one so we'd go in the mixed family one and she'd be look around like a little bit warily and I'd kind of like garter from any uh anybody else did you get pinched no disappointingly yeah men get pinched no I bet you I'd get pinched you think so I'm cute oh my god for sure bro I could I could see an Indian guy coming up to me did they say anything before they pinch you is it there is it like a not just part Toshi on your low I was there guarding her out but I think like yeah like God they asked another place hey hey hey hey hey Toshi she does she I could feel just a little Indian hand come up through here finish it on the back I'm like sir he's like sorry man I couldn't even put what do you call it you said it Steve teasing I just wanted to Eve teased it but is what's Eve stand for the first woman so it's like just oh yeah I'm thinking like I think it's that night evening teasing you know like like who in the eve it happens in the dusk that's where my brain no you're saying the just general I guess the biblical first two people on earth to eat well what's Adam teasing that's when I and I give me a nap bus Adam teasing when you just blow a guy eve-teasing is is a common theme that we don't none of us have literally ever heard of kind of never heard of eve-teasing in my life I mean I know that type the strong male culture in India and how it works there but I think it was I didn't know about the pinching I have heard of sexual assault being common there in public places because you can get away with it like I do know that that's a thing that happens so it's not frowned upon it's it's almost like it's a part of their a part of the thing right like that women get touched in public things and nobody says anything I was there the whole time in Bombay and that's more Western like women could walk around in miniskirts in Bombay whereas anywhere else in India you would say not even try it I heard it could get pretty rough around Holi yeah Holi festival night when they do that the whole like everyone I hear you shouldn't be a lone woman traveler during that time in India absolutely yeah this I'm gonna say this very ignorantly there are so many people in India I know it's a birth control thing but do you think they're hornier than Americans I'll tell you something so the Philippines is actually surpassing in in that regard because there you're making more kids yep that's because the Catholic Church is makes a lot of money from very Devourer devout poor people yeah and so what happens is that they don't push for family planning and birth control so all of these poor people who have who don't have access to any type of anything right and you know they're they're not hornier they just [ __ ] the same amount but you know produce more no sex education there's no sex I know but even even in parts of America where sex education is a heavy lack the still per capita population is and does not match up to countries like that like the Philippines China and India they reproduce it's such a higher rate yeah but China is a massive massive country so when you're talking about someplace like India and the Philippines like in the Philippines is the size the roughly about of California and we have over a hundred million people how many of you are in state of California the entire country is your Internet's down the entire country of the entire country of United States is how many 300 you're telling me one-third of the u.s. fits in the Philippines yeah holy infrastructure there too so we have 7,000 something islands but really a lot of those islands are uninhabited through a lot of these people are living in very very congested areas you want to hear something more [ __ ] up about the Philippines yes about my motherland more parties more is that adultery especially for women is still a punishable crime adultery divorce so Joe cheated cheating cheating cheating yeah adultery oh the word owes throws me off adultery because it sounds positive sounds like something an adult do he was he was ad altering he was going to the grocery store adultery he was adult it sounds like a pop thing you shove are suppose so you can still die you can be what is it stoning what is it no no no you just go to prison say for instance like my cousin right now she married a pastor from a Pentecostal church there and the pastor has just about [ __ ] every woman in the city okay she finally besides I've had enough I'm gonna leave him yeah but she technically cannot start dating at all if she gets caught especially since he has some type of status and the all it takes is he doesn't need evidence or proof he can just report it and she could go to jail what yeah to the cops do that cops right right right said okay right right right I've heard about the cops there what are the kit what do you call them in the streets what are they called what's the info police that sounds like a band ladies and gentlemen the police we are the police an SNL musical guests the police we are the police [ __ ] dad the street walking down the street we are the police I think that bloat that blows my [ __ ] mind if there's that many people in the Philippines so so a woman can serve jail time but a man will never serve jail time for cheating well they run the game yeah they run the game they forgive each other but they don't forgive the women damn dude that's crazy and another thing fun fact about the Philippines or maybe it's just in my own family and the Philippines is that every all the men suck dick all my male family members have been with other men they carry on with their wives and it's just something that we all knew growing up and I didn't think to question it when I was young but it was just something that was acceptable and I kind of give him perhaps for that is it for health reasons why are the Y's the thing there's no way every single guy that Philippines is gay no no no I'm not saying that it's just that you know it's so when you suck dick yeah show me what they have less but maybe maybe their dicks they're getting sucked maybe they're not doing the dicks that's what I wanted to clarify my mind was racing like there's no way all of these guys enjoy maybe they like getting [ __ ] and they don't care if it's from them right that's okay I misspoke I misspoke it's weird to say that that makes sense but it does make a lot of sense yeah like yeah I get it I get there's plenty of men who can't get an affection from the opposite sex that they may be attracted to so if they could get a [ __ ] from a guy I assume they would go fine at some point you'd go fine my cousin Daniel he's in prison now for running drugs and all that in the Philippines anyways he just sorry she's like a hey Kurt you're using that like it like I have like a fat black comic wood onstage you look like you're on family like def Comedy Jam like man is hideout new small the [ __ ] with panties but he whoever's available is who will who we allow to get his dick sucked in prison no anywhere oh because I was in prison that is the rule I can 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how'd you shoot you foreigner it's Jack that came alive she's like goop that had a personality it was incredible but your favorite scene is the basketball scene oh the flubber little flubber use you can dunk you down you can dunk you can find I feel left out I should probably get on Vudu you should get on Vudu the only way to watch stuff like this cool movies you can't see is on Vudu pud you not vo oh not creepy voodoo witchcraft stuff voodoo vud you it's got all sorts of fun movies that you can't see anywhere else to either rent or purchase it's wonderful man what are you guys watching if you're not watching Vudu what are you up to Guild yeah voodoo is a streaming service you can watch all your favorite devices including Smart TV Roku chromecast iPhone Apple TV Android phone or web stream over 10,000 titles for free or choose from over a hundred fifty thousand titles to rent or buy up and to buy and up to 4k quality from the latest Hollywood blockbusters to independent cinema free 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those movies little-known fact I was in I was powder remember the movie powders right now look at that little John's is free go watch the Giants right now on Vudu made me cry I love powder guys powder mmm powder guys enjoy the rest of the show you're wiping the sweat off your brow it doesn't matte it's the idea like do you you when you use a towel Bobby sure my hands nope have you touched your hand before yes I have touch your hands but I'll touch your hands prior to that oh do you and Bobby share towels out of the shower yeah nope nope nope won't do that oh you know what about your wife don't are you kidding me no nobody you might jerk no it's not germs it's like what would give me let's make up a first private comfortability would you let her use your towel no it's like it'd be like if we had to but I'm like why get your own get it we have enough money to buy other towels they get your own town some are art there yes yeah and you know what and you know what proud to be proud to be art there I have a I have a dick side and a butts of face I have a dick and dick and butts out of my tell and a face out of my time hey you know what else do you order the corners for huh what are the corners for ain't anus anus in your hole in your hole corners are for your grundle and your anus yeah I only use the corners cuz I hang it so it's corners are only for my face it'll be my [ __ ] so it'll it hanging I never accidentally touched the [ __ ] part of the towel on my face that's interesting because I I rest the towel around me so my butthole doesn't touch any part of the towel when I go to wipe my undercarriage on my butthole that's when I grab a corner of it but it's the corner that is the penis and but corner the penis and bud side of the towel I gotta see the map of this towel you know how you you know identify which that is which Brown the tag tag sides always what's your identify what's your identifying factor you don't know do you guess takes I take side baby make friends with hmm no matter how much I like a girl I first meet let me get if I see if I see her wipe back to front I'm out I'm out of there why are you watching wait do girl know every girl knows that it's front to back shut up some girls wipe white girls seems dangerous well white girls are filthy filthy beasts actually a lot of smash Li's see actually smashley seems like the girl that doesn't wipe at all that you you know what I mean or does a dab or just like a tap little paper talk like I'm not dribbling anymore a tap do you leak discharge of course no no just like pee when you're done peeing do you ever get in trouble or - no I don't but funny we have to deal with that there becomes a time in a man's life when your penis just leaks a little bit yes after women have children that's something that's really common yeah Boyd's not we just have a penis it doesn't know Pete no kids can come out of it I'm more evolved but my foreskin catches it or your foreskin that's a penis is it kind of a pea catcher you do have to clean it if you don't clean it you get an infection I really this is gonna sound really gross but I kind of want to see what your sh magma looks like I just doesn't get it cleans it enough mmm but let it accumulate okay so thank you so much for knowing that you don't look like someone that has Shmack but I'm gonna tell you my buddy works in the ER in Chicago he sends me stories all the time a guy came in and a lot of times is crazy so a lot of times people people have terrible infections like STDs but they're afraid to go in to the doctor because they're nervous either they want to tell their significant other because they caught it someone else or they're just freaked out about sexual health yeah it's a it's a huge play he was telling me it's like people are so scared to admit they have something so they put it off and it gets worse and worse and worse so they can't take they come to the ER this guy comes in he's like I'm having unbelievable pain in my penis and they're like did you hurt it did you hit it to do nothing nothing and my buddy's instinct is well he has an STD he's waited too long he's got the clap and now he's peeing fire and the guy okay yeah I mean dude he deals with it on a daily basis his people go to the ER cuz they don't want to tell their sometimes they're underage I want to tell their parents there was frayed mom and dad will freak out if they find out they're having sex at 15 yeah and they caught something and there's a grown man in his 20s he comes in and they you know they said well let's take off your pants let's check it out he takes out his penis and he's got foreskin hmm and underneath the foreskin is you know mini donuts you know me need enamines mini donuts you know it looked like you won't know it looked like a mini donut was underneath his for smack meringue shmegmer ring listen-only kind of ring I want they they pulled it back they pulled it back his foreskin and the pain was so intense he passed out oh my god it hardened it hardened laughs I also fied around his pain and they had to he passed out they woke up and the pain was so intense he was ex creaming to freaking out they had to put him under to perform this good God the quote-unquote surgery to get rid of the ring of bacteria that had built up around his pen and also he's alive and fine shout out to do with that pennis ring wherever you are cedar Sinai cedar so it could fit let me see raise your finger again that's the kind of ring you really oh that's so embarrassing the shmegmer ring yeah oh that's you shitty parents if no one says he dude like pull it back and also also at some point wouldn't you just masturbate yeah figure it out wouldn't your dick get hard and you would figure out something's wrong like he never pulled the sleeve he never pulled back to sleep maybe he doesn't need to do with that hard like I don't need to touch myself that much to get off it's honestly like I really I have to pull this thing off my body anyway the [ __ ] I'm just I'm like tenaciously ripping my penis anymore as I get older can you masturbate without porn yes literally impossible I've never done it have you done it I mean as an adult when I was younger you could masturbate to your brain yeah yeah as a great I don't do it as often just because I'm lazy and if I know it's available then yeah yeah so there's something why not speed it up yeah because you get these sensitized after a while it depends if you're watching more intense porn as time goes on that's how I feel if you're Bobby watch the suit Bobby watches the super HD ones and he goes through like an entire arc everything like have you seen him we have never seen him choose his horn whole thing he watches like 16 trailers before he actually like settles on one that's too much work I I kind of just pick one and go how all right yeah I'm easy in that regard I don't need a HD like whatever first thing comes off bond so does he pay for it he pays for the subscribe subscribe sponsor he subscribes I didn't know people subscribes to either point freak yeah but I mean like there's porn freaks that just love to watch tons of porn wait how does the porn industry make money now with like pornhub cuz it's all free cuz they're selling ad space oh it's that model you know how on pornhub they're still pop-ups yeah that's that's what that's how also I think the government is subsidizing and I really believe that I'm dead serious mmm I think the government subsidizes the porn industry secretly I genuinely believe that make sense I think the government is giving a stipend of money to the porn industry because they know that people need it mm-hmm and if it died and then it wasn't able to continue there would be some kind of gross underbelly shady like unregulated version and the government knows that that would be really really detrimental to society I truly believe that there I mean look that one of the largest faction the government is alcohol tobacco on firearms that's sure they support murder and alcoholism and rampant death through alcohol why wouldn't they support porn it's like the third largest industry in the world we'll be right back with our sponsor which is pornhub I was such a serious talk about but I really do believe it I I'm learning more and more about what I think gets subsidized by the government creepy [ __ ] like I think they fund a lot with this Jeffrey Epstein stuff I'm I believe that the government can have fun I think the government is chill with so much shady [ __ ] think about how much they hear you on your phone think about how much they log what we're doing and saying on your phone and I know people look you're not listening to you that's so dumb and they would go why would we waste time listening to every person's phone call it's like because you have the ability to do so if you can why wouldn't you you would I could imagine someone in a room they pay a guy that looks just like to sit in a room seriously yeah and you just random phone calls all day get clicked in and he sits there because he's got his little tiny little ear buds and he's licking the air you know he's like eve-teasing I just and he logs in whatever sets him off he sends it in to the government and they compile these lists and so they're trying to organize and understand society it's you know if someone were to surveil you and say look through a glass window say for instance yeah but they find your life increasing on day to day me yeah like what are your nope you pick your nose a lot nope nope the only thing that I'd be embarrassed about getting out like the one thing I probably wouldn't want people to know is like um Smeg my ring sometimes after I work out the smell of my booty on my shorts I can see that through a glass window do you smell it you sniff it sometimes I smell okay that's but you know what that's a very smart thing to do too that's what your nose is for it to assess the damage yeah I want to see how stinky this butt sweat is and it's so intriguing that scent man when it hits it's real it's really it's in your lymph nodes are using that also smells you're like clipped toenails I do I smell my flaws yep I do floss yeah yeah you have to yeah it's human nature yeah I saw there was a video on Twitter that was it was inaccurate but I wish it was real of Kanye West eating earwax did anybody see that you know your ex knows a baby when I saw him I was a big deal oh we're so crazy it's you know it's it they're like little bitters they're like little little bitter tears look like you know bitters that you add to your dream oh Jesus it's like for an old-fashioned cocktail mixology what is what's the other one called capers they're like little candy brother's ear capers when I saw Kanye dude that I was like whoa somebody tweeted this is your king I thought that was so smart I was like that's very funny but but truth be told I see so many people pick their nose and eat it now I'm not even surprised anymore I see it all the time Bobby no I mean there wouldn't if you took a poll online of who'd be surprised that Bobby ate his boogers it'd be a hundred percent not at one guy one idiot would be like you dodged one [ __ ] I see people in traffic pick their nose and eat it so much but people used to be conspicuous about like I mean um you know like a little a with the height you know they would disagree they would hide that thing they do that no I see people in traffic dig it I see you guys look at it and they roll it they roll it I see it and then they rolling is that's the fun part that's the fun part I roll it after I pick my nose but I have to throw it away at some point I get my I have another question when you throw it away do you just you know like flick it in the air and just let it land where it wants to land or do you have a destination um this is really [ __ ] up but some if I'm in public and I pick my nose sometimes I flick it at people hoping that it would like stick to their shirt I'm dead serious um times I see a guy and I'm like I'm gonna flick a booger on that [ __ ] guy and I get a booger and I'll just roll it for long enough hey man what's up and then I walk by and I try to get it on their shirt it's funny to watch a booger stick to a shirt have fun live what are the games do you play with people ah life games a lot of nice a lot of weird I mean I do a lot of weird in public things with other people I really like to make up huge massive lies about Who I am and what I'm doing and where I'm going it's my favorite thing if I'm gonna storefront and I'm buying something I'm like TSA hey man were you traveling to actually I'm going to Sacramento today oh cool what are you doing there oh yeah yeah really talk about it if I'm being honest but it's uh at night when you look up at the sky yeah you know there's like shooting stars quote-unquote mm-hmm it's that's my company the shooting stars are your company it's my company shooting stars we're called the shooting stars a company and we make these little kind of these little things that we throw up into the atmosphere and they buzz around and we make we're making wishes it's it's we're making wishes do you lying sir yes oh I'm going up there no I'm Jenny I know I yeah yeah it is the Truman Show I'm going up to Sacramento truth be told I am going up there to to bury a family member sorry to hear that it's okay we didn't really know her that well you know and what's you good mom will find I don't really know but yeah we're gonna burn bury my mother I'm sorry yeah that's okay man yeah that's fine yeah I'm kidding dude my mom is in Chicago man all right cool anyways they're so fast I would honestly worried to be any of your friends that we could do that we just may you can just lie and you don't Bobby's the same way yeah but you know like when I'm nervous or would I'm anxious about a thought I blink excessively yeah you go and do you go stone-cold like just bold-faced lie and you don't even twitch like here let's kill like drama auditions you're so subtle yeah but you know what you have Seadrill you have to look a certain way for drama when you see drama people on TV they all kind of look the same do you know what I mean they all have a well they all look theatrical like like people that are good at musicals are so [ __ ] good on TV drama stuff because like they do this thing with their face in their eyes that I don't really I know I can but I don't it creeps me out I don't like it I don't like drama TV is always so like sensationalism it's so like where were you but where were you it's like that oh it creeps me out so much it's like I know what it is I know and the tiny thing they do know how to know how to do it but it creeps me the [ __ ] out Oh like there's this great scene what was [ __ ] Tony Soprano's wife's name what's her name what can I think oh so good yeah he felt there was one scene in Sopranos I'll never forget it he's coming home from having sex with that dead hooker the I mean the stripper girl from the nightclub the young girl how was that actor's name she was so good and he get walks in the door and Edie Falco walks down the stairway into the light like out of the shadows and and he stops he's like what are you doing up and she goes don't embarrass me Tony and then slips back into the darkness and I was like so sexy because she knew he was [ __ ] that girl like she knew he was up to no good but it was so like the way she did it in her face like don't embarrass me Tony it was like I'll kill you I'm also scared and sad yeah she did all these things at once it's was hard dude good drum that's why when we see good drama you can tell there's a big difference yeah that's why you just know right away you know when Breaking Bad was a good TV show cuz you're like oh this is just good I know these all these people are good it's almost like they didn't find anybody I think they find so many good people you almost don't believe it you're like all these people are good at this nobody was a bad actor on that show unless I'm wrong was somebody bad on the show was anybody no not that I can remember how I feel about the crown do you watch the crown no but my old ball-and-chain does the bag at home she loves that [ __ ] show the old bag the old fat sack at the house she loves the crown dude I can't I don't like on British stuff I like British I like British comedies okay um Brit I think beep I think British comedy television is some of my favorite show that's ever been invented British shows have you seen chewing gum no my god chewing gum but yeah you have to was a BBC show it's a BBC show so I love I love I'm typing it in right now I love I love chewing gum BBC do watch the flea bag I like Philippe I flew by is very good very well very well done second season is perfection very well done I think um British comedies and British like slighty comedy words I'm not even like on the nose but it's a part of the culture there is my favourite [ __ ] television but I don't like historical British like the crown kind of thing is not I'm also super anti royal family it's I'm so anti I think they're you know what's the I think they're just bags of trash people and they don't deserve any [ __ ] attention they're disgusting the Queen wears stolen diamonds they robbed the Rey raped killed murdered and slaughtered stole overtook overthrew they're bad people and they have a shiny house in the middle of the town and and now we follow them because they are having babies and the babies become part of this thing it's fake they put their [ __ ] fate they put that Queen that ugly face of hers on the money in Canada and it's repulsive they're not they have no governmental attachment anymore that would be like us putting the Kardashians on our money it's bozo [ __ ] that's bozo bonkers weirdo [ __ ] she's a bag she can [ __ ] die all that whole fam the only good thing that was about the only cool thing about that family was the affair that princess died had with NJ I don't say JFK I was like damn this is breaking news his ghost had an affair with her did you have an affair with what's that guy's name it was a robbery Kardashian and that's how the third one was born I don't know she had shut this whole thing please she had a hot affair she had a hot affair with a hot guy I've seen the pictures they got that way it wasn't an affair it was after she and Prince Charles split know who are we talking about Diana Prince ain't like she was with Dodie outfit and that other hat guy you're right yeah another hot guy yeah and then that's why they killed her dude cuz she couldn't stay in the family she she was too she was too fun for that family anyway I don't like the British family I don't even think oh I don't think British friends have mine like the royal family I don't think anybody but Americans not true not sad Americans like the British family into intellectual Americans don't [ __ ] educated Americans don't like them I know this is mean and rude to say say it but I'm uneducated Americans are some of the scariest people on earth they like dog [ __ ] trash stupid mindless nonsense [ __ ] they bought into it they think it's they think the British fam the royal family is Disney do you know what I mean it's a lie it's this fake like perfect and you meet your prince prince the word meeting a prince and a princess it's gross disgusting so you don't watch any garbage non-intellectual TV no no I'm not saying that I'm not by the way I'm not a smart guy I'm smarter than the people I'm talking about but I'm hot but I want when my brain needs a reprieve yeah what do you say i watch a lot of like dr. Baden and [ __ ] diagnoses on Netflix sometimes I tune in to love Island I know but but I don't okay I guess this is what it is I don't like I don't like falsified love because it I think we have a distorted perception of what relationships and love are in our reality already I think those things feed into a negative negative that's the one thing Bobby and I very much agree on is that when people publicize their love in a way that's so [ __ ] unrealistic it sets everybody up for failure which means like even use YouTube proposals that [ __ ] is crazy wellhere's and this is maybe a little sexist but fact it does more damage to women than men and it's disgusting because impressionable women we see those things and I think they feel like they can still find that unobtainable Prince Charming love thing and that's fake [ __ ] that that's not you fall in love with people not because they're perfect for you but because like it it's there's something about a person that you get and they get you it's not like oh he has all the things it lined up checklist yes it's [ __ ] that that creates a fake Bobby does not box on Mike right no no not not none maybe one funny humor yeah yeah but I mean except for he's got a job and he's funny everything else interestingly in like the physical criterion nothing go check so answer your uh your your folder what folder of X's you show up the x-files please but he's not like Eric will will be like yeah that got that guy's cute I feel like you think he knows what show me I don't know I'm in I'm in MIT I'm I am admit enough I'm comfortable enough of my sexuality where I can admit when a guy is good-looking for sure without it maybe after the ad yeah here's sense you know here I'm gonna pass the phone over hello hi baby baby hey what's going on dude we're all do we're doing the firt we're doing the first-ever nude tiger belly everyone's naked George George is wearing your underwear yeah a condominium with the pool and that is that's cute why don't you do an ad read for us why don't you do the ad read for us can you want to do an ad read you want to do hims okay do hims do you know hymns for hymns for hymns okay it's really good that's really good okay throw it to Gilbert well thanks Bobby you know we use a hundred percent we we use in a hundred percent indoors fo r hims calm and if you're interested order now our listeners get started with the hymns complete hair kit for just five dollars today right now while supplies last see website for full details and safety information this would cost hundreds if you went to the doctor or pharmacy somewhere else go to for hims comm slash belly that's fo r hims calm slash belly for hams calm slash belly guys specifically you got to clean up your basement everyone's got to clean up downstairs I've talked about this before get the lawnmower 2.04 manscaped manscape makes tools for your tool it's the number one way to clean up what's going on downstairs you want to make sure you look 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just the alien one so that's a flashlight no I know but it was an alien a bottle of that looks like a car part this is the turbo flashlight this thing makes you come super super fast we turn on you have to do it I do have dick Envy can I tell you something one time I so they I met these guys the flashlight people in Austin Texas and they're really good people and they send me a bunch of these and the first time I ever tried to use it I didn't open up the arrow chamber at the bottom you had so you have to you have to loosen this up so a little bit of air can because the sukkah suction and I kept it closed and it was so hard to put my penis in there I was like this is tight maybe I got a big ol dick I thought maybe like my dick was big but then I read later like you have to like get a little bit of suction air release although you know clearly then your dick just fell in there yeah didn't even touch the sides it didn't even touch the sides at my penis is so small demon touch the size of these things my penis is extremely long it's like 14 inches but it's pencil width width diameter so my dick went right through here but I couldn't feel the sides had to take this off my penis came out the other end it's disgusting to think that this is like the [ __ ] catcher cup this is this is what it is that's literally what this is that's this is the [ __ ] catcher anyway these things are great they're good for your grandmother it's a good graduation gift a good spring break gift these things are fun use the promo code Santino use the promo code Santino for the turbo flashlight make you [ __ ] fast embarrass your family by the way but let somebody find this over Thanksgiving do a bit yeah this is what's silly though about male sex toys it's this is big all male sex toys are getting bigger as time goes this is still big and chunky I know this is a discrete but is huge a sex doll it's huge girl sex toys tiny discreet you can hide them ah you can hide all your toys everything of yours can be put in a bedside drawer that's true this can't be put in a [ __ ] [ __ ] cabinet you couldn't even put in the cabinets but it's big and chunky in there so I wish we had I wish there could be like a um I wish they made like a like a soft little like a little snow but like a little sleeve like a little tiny little sleeve and you drop it on your penis and it's around your penis and it does nanotechnology yes what do you Ironman you guys and I wanted to jerk me off of a remote little cliff and then when you're done you take it off and then it curls itself up into a small thing and you wash under water and it clean again anyway then we would just be obsolete he said fat sack that's no matter how advanced sex toys get will always need human touch mm-hmm I think sex toys will be gone I don't even want people to touch you only people that I want to touch me I don't want straight I don't like to touch strangers I don't know I'll touch everybody in this room I'll hug everybody in this room I don't like to touch and hug and touch or get close to people that I have no association or affiliation with I don't like people are dirty and gross the more you're out in public the more you see how filthy people are I don't want to near me I don't want to I don't want I don't want them I don't like their stuff you know else's like I was looking at like I'm weird about scalps sked scalp smell I smell oh how your hair smells yeah so I'm not really weird about any other type of smell like I could I could smell [ __ ] and that's fine I could stick my face in someone's [ __ ] and be like okay I'm okay with that but don't like scalp smell I don't like when people scalps are dirty okay and it's that's it's that that same thick smell like when you walk into an elevator and you're like this smells like a human like a person it's usually their dirty [ __ ] scalp yeah I know what you mean dude I was at yes I was at Warby Parker today trying on sunglasses and somebody's face and head scalp had left forehead what is this part of where there's the crud bridge of your nose grease on a pair of glasses and I wanted to [ __ ] punch everybody in there it grossed me I saw another wall I wanted a [ __ ] yard because it was nose bridge grease on the water be part of the glasses and I was like that is people people gross people yeah and I don't like when I go to when I go to the gym and I see women really really sweaty but then they're too lazy to jump in the shower so they just blow dry they're sweaty Here I am how do you keep URLs not good when I shower on my gym by the way I purposely dry off for a long time because I kind of want to compare my penis to other guys penises like I don't put on clothes right away what have you gathered I'm pretty good I'm somewhere I'm like right in the middle there's a couple of guys there that have not have pretty big penises but some it's just it's nice as a guy to see another guy's penis that's either comparable or smaller because you're like alright hey buddy I've never seen a microbe intimate I was in love with a guy with a mic that's right I would have married him I would have still been with him if he just accepted me what if he just let me in his life forever how do you deal with a Michael I still like when I think about him I still get like this feeling in my stomach cuz I was so in love with him when I was a teenager wait did you have sex with him we couldn't yeah so what would you do if you married him you couldn't have any sexual relations with the guy I just really liked him yeah but you would grow that you'd need some kind of sexual satisfaction I mean we'd probably put a strap-on not that's it just well we did why how would it be any different than me like dating a woman then right well it depends on if you enjoy penetration do you like penetration yeah but you could still penetrate other ways I would be more worried about him not getting you know what do you mean penetrator the way thinker singers fingers strap-on dildos we have so many other contraptions I know but the feeling that there are there are there was a chemical reaction from this the skin of a penis touching the inside of a vagina that women react there is something else cool yes there's something that happens I'm at that age now where I couldn't give to [ __ ] what goes up inside inside your [ __ ] you don't care don't care about chemicals I'll take that Mountain Valley wine you could not you could could you put this whole thing inside you know I don't very I I'm probably wide you're shallow but I'm shallow shallow yeah good song what is that called that's what sir what's her name what's her son what's her verse what is her verse I don't even that's all I know is in the shallow tell me something absolutely boy yeah tell me something boy do your mind a shallow and he goes shallow pool I love me some shallow pools so you're shallow I think so I think my lady's shallow - I think cuz it when it I'm not that big I'm not I'm nothing I'm normal I'm average you feel the back though sometimes when we go from certain angles it's not comfortable and I'm like oh that's interesting here you go it must be the shallowness because I'm not I'm not comfortable with a lot I actually am not comfortable with putting a friend of mine who wants it all the way up her throat like she she has a very very deep she was the bigger dick the better she this ice queen she does not she could never fall in love with a microp Enoch I can see I always wonder about that girls that want really really well-endowed men do they enjoy sex at some point or is that that it must be kind of psychological for them to just it's a it's a conquerable thing I don't know if it you can't there's no way because they say the most the most intimate feelings the most sensitive feelings of the vagina are within like an inch of the the depth doesn't do there's nothing else inside of there the g-spot on the top yeah you're not hitting something deep in there that's making the thing happen it's to me it's psychological it's like the conquering of [ __ ] what's the name of my next special yep write that down Josh the conquering of coming out May 20 2008 so you're saying I could never marry and fall in love truly with a micropenis male with my dream boy nope you couldn't only because I think I'm not saying he doesn't deserve love I'm saying it's not for you as it your position as your as a professional as a professional love physician I don't think so okay ask me well look nobody knows more than me at giving advice but not taking it so I'll say this you always have deserved love and you didn't always get it that's why you accepted micropenis guy because you because you know you thought you loved but you found real love in someone like Bob because he doesn't really know how to give it yeah dude deep dang where's dr. Drew now yeah dr. Drew I'm coming for your funkin job very shallow of you okay so I care about what I care about let's say let's suppose you meet a woman and she has all the traits of your wife now all the things that you love all the things that you're interested in mm-hmm four months three months maybe how long two months of dating and she's very she's very hesitant about getting sexual with you and you find out later that she's not just shallow but too shallow for you to fully enter her vagina so only only half of your dick could ever get in there I'm out you're out no I'd like to go all the way I want to go all the way in I like to let it bother me I have to go balls deep I have to go all the way in because I see guys that are too big and they don't make camp they don't have the ability to go all the way in I've seen that in porno when they're too big and they just they can go a half way or something and I'm he's missing out he's missing out on so much that he doesn't know all the way is so nice all the way is like so you would not be with your wife but what happened if I couldn't go all the way yeah I wouldn't know no chance no chance I wouldn't be with any girl that couldn't go all the way also I'm not that big it's like if you can't take this man this is so [ __ ] pathetic your badge is a loser your folder sucks can't even fit one file in there it's not even a big file I think I think I could I don't think sex isn't everything in relationships but I think there's something about going all the way in that's like this connection one when the dick goes all the way in that moment there's a thing that happens in your brains when it's like whoa like it like it's it's it's also when the dick goes all the way and it's like a perfect fit you know how the iPhone case comes off of the iPhone perfectly you know what I mean or it slides as like yes it's perfectly spaced yeah yeah yeah yeah when you click when you close it when you close a laptop the way that feels her finger that's it it's perfect yeah the sides match up perfect I love stuff like that nobody ever marries the people you know when you close a you know when you close a fridge yeah and the suction yeah I don't know what that's like we have a 1960s fridge that's true gonna get you a new fridge I want to get you a new fridge we're gonna buy you a brand-new frit you have a 1960s fridge you can't make ice funny that's so funny to have so many other privileged parts of your life like happening like you guys live well life is good but ice is the thing they're like we haven't we don't have I intentionally to myself I intentionally not I don't like having mod cons in my life I'll shower cold shut up I swear I tell georgeous all the time but why I don't like to feel so I don't want to get too comfortable in this life in case it goes away I wanna I grew up really I had a rough upbringing in my teens yeah and I want to be able to not lose all my survival skills okay I respect that I understand that that's why I like I keep myself in check a lot about stuff like there's still times when I go I shouldn't be paying for that so I'm not gonna write like I know people that you know I know friends that have a lot of money and they don't think twice about literally anything and I'm like you should think twice about some stuff like even if you can afford it you should your brain should still look I have this will never leave me I think it's embedded in your DNA that's why I think you shouldn't be as scared because I never had money and now even today I cannot buy stuff for me it's hot it's really hard for me to let go shop it's like you need jeans but like look this whole like yeah I need jeans you and I are the exact same way but I'm like I know it's just because when I go to your shop or what had less money oh my god I spent more money having I spent more money on things that like I just I really kind of just wanted because I knew it was like a little bit of satisfaction that I could afford it there's something about it that I'm like I don't really weird new house we got you know we have this house in Malibu on the beach it has in the master bathroom is a really fancy Kohler toilet with all it basically massages your oh those are the [ __ ] best I cannot I want I'm asking them to change it into regular analog toilet oh it's so though I felt I don't have one of their amazing tell you why you can't courtesy flush doesn't automatically automatic wait for you unless you do this unless you do this oh God lift and then come back down you can't see flushing just like tech knowledge as it does it play music it does everything Oh cuz the ones in Japan they play music and stuff it's so in kinetics they play music so they're not that so people can't hear when you pee oh it's so far if you're if you're having a bad bathroom day if you're having the poops and the plops you know and you just turn on a little bit of music and no one can hear it I think that's oh I find for those when you [ __ ] it goes it says I think I ought to cover up every time you poop you're like yeah though if it's big call I I want your toilet give me your toilet we have a we have a pool in Malibu yeah yeah it's on the ocean already but you still one of the pools we got we have this pool and I put my weight belt on and I go to the bottom of the pool and I clean out all the leaves from the body he does do that that's just what I do you're another pool person I mean we could and we could afford it but why when I can clean my own pool but do you balance the chemicals in the pool that's that's more important than cleaning of the pool is fine but like you have to balance them yeah every every couple like yes we'll have someone come in check the pH okay so you have a pool person yeah but it's not like he doesn't clean the I clean the leaves because I just don't want to get that comfortable I don't want to live so richly but I've forgotten how to be you know dope basically yeah how to be out to be a per right well what do they say they say that like the more the more money that you make the less that you could be in touch with the common person so if you are not being conscious about it and your inner jobs but you're in a queer in a industry where being in touch with what's going on is very important and being in touch with kind of people as a whole it's you lose that you like look I hope Eddie Murphy's stand-up special is [ __ ] incredible but I'm scared it's gonna be [ __ ] I'm very scared because he's so rich for a really long long cool yeah I don't even know who he is like that's creepy to me because some of the beauty of a stand-up comic is like you kind of know who they are the best parts about Bobby are because people know you know Bobby that's why he's very funny and that doesn't happen for everybody but for guys like Eddie who was so personal and funny and like you knew him and then now I have no [ __ ] idea who that guy is I don't know who that guy and could you even take any of his idea seriously I don't I just don't I just I hope I hope it's incorrect I hope it blows my mind but this isn't like so much of comedy is like social commentary it's like what kind of he's like you know when you're in a helicopter yeah yeah exactly and like you [ __ ] and you see another buddy of yours in another helicopter you like pull though pull over let's meet up you know I think it's a little special it should be that like that everybody that he [ __ ] funny but see that's what that's my that is much so that's my that is my optimistic part he goes he's key can make anything funny he's so he was so smart and funny when I when used to see him do it that it's like he'll make that he'll make that genius I just that worries me when people get so out of touch because it happens I'm not just saying just in comedy this happens in the world in life people get so out of touch when success comes they have no idea how to yeah this is okay maybe I've told this before on here do you know who George Soros is mmm-hmm they got the guy who broke the bank of Manhattan or whatever I I was at a house party one time with his son I shouldn't say that cuz his he's a person they can look him up now [ __ ] it it doesn't matter this was years ago he's a nice kid his kid but he had sent we had asked someone that at this house party there was a house guy it's like a slave if I'm being real they like own a person they make him go do stuff it's like except they pay him but whatever also also he was white so that lets I should make that clear just because I know how some weird that sounded it's like they had a black no no but they had a well and he they were giving him money to go get liquor and steaks he wanted steaks and he was like how many steaks and he's like if there's six of us having steaks and he handed this hand to this man giorgos our son Hanna this man I mean hundred-dollar bills is all he had and it was like this big so that's kind of be I don't know a thousand two thousand dollars what at whatever and he hands it to him and he's like that should be enough and I was like where the [ __ ] are you going to buy steaks where would be even close to being like I just and it real I realized he doesn't know how much steaks cost yeah he doesn't know how much [ __ ] booze comprises right oh my god they're like in a brand-new car he's like oh my god eighty million they're like it's a Ford Taurus he's like ninety million he had no [ __ ] idea it was so funny I was like how much does he think steaks car because then it hits you he obviously doesn't have cash he always plays with a card and when you pay with a card he doesn't look at the bill it's [ __ ] it's a thing that happens in the universe it's not it's again it's like a kid when you ask a kid ask a child how much a house is and like forty dollars and you're like a little bit more like seventy five hundred dollars and you're like tons more yeah well you're way off you [ __ ] idiot and that's why you're worthless you're worthless you piece of [ __ ] get back to work anyway oh yeah yeah what did you say oh yeah what did you just say oh yeah papa my little Chinese baby that's I think we should call ba because he's on a boat celebrating yeah we should also we didn't explain to anybody over here I shouldn't say that he's not celebrating he's on a sunset cruise with some cast members I think wait a minute we didn't explain why I'm like oh it doesn't matter it doesn't matter Anderson Tina's filling in for Bobby today and maybe forever because kalila and I have something to admit were in love he does some face time he'll FaceTime me if he he'll face I mean if he's on set he'll FaceTime me if he's in a trailer or he's on break he's yet closer so he yeah we can't hear it pick up he's found a new friends really yeah weird guys maybe if Andrew spacetimes in the hill now then he'll know well then he'll know we're together yeah cuz it right after she ends it yes sir but do you know that he's on the boat he's in Hawaii for sure well he's with with people what if he's working no he's not working he has it's labor to hang up for the phone number yes all right let's see how come you can't leave a FaceTime voice message I'd be so good with it like when this when it goes bump up up why can't it go leave a message then I can leave you a FaceTime video message yeah he must well maybe he's mingling look at how stupid that icon picture is that what is that from but I know that's a Google image photos see but I don't do those that do you think that gets assigned from something from Google II you're right the government's watching see how gross that is yeah I didn't do that voting that no automatic nope Google must have Google must have even his IMDB photo either cuz I I upload his IMDB you do look he was really angry cuz for the longest time and I don't know how it ended up there but it was his picture from that one breakdancing movie that he main profile picture on there and it would a lot of things don't bother him but that really bothered him for - every day for like - two whole weeks he was like it's done did you do it did you do it did you do it and I had to change his eye what is it now is it look easy it's a cute picture yeah the little mouse ears yeah I never I never look at that I never go on it I don't [ __ ] with that stuff I don't want to know also like people put up Wikipedia's of you do you know that people put up Wikipedia's all the time have you read yours is it pretty accurate I've never read it but but I know that somebody sent me a screenshot one time when it was like someone did like a long thing and then I got taken away because I couldn't find the linking but it was funny somebody was making fun of me on it it was very funny but I think Wikipedia they let you upload it but then they check it down all the time so it keeps removing it removes things based on if there's any fact to it but also Wikipedia is wrong all the time I see there's what's weird that we trust it because I see people's information I'm like I know that person I know that's wrong Bobby's birthday is wrong this is a weird there I think right because you you member you were like oh his oh yeah it was like it was a little few days off or something so it was like wondering did you fix the crowd you go in there and do it you can do it right anybody can just do that [ __ ] yeah you can change it how long are your podcast I do you could do a six-hour one I could it I could I couldn't do what Rogan does cuz that's that's tough I mean I could keep talking and talking you guys for all night but whether or not the fans give a [ __ ] about it I can't wait to see how many fans like [ __ ] this [ __ ] I won't see [ __ ] chinos [ __ ] stupid my podcast is whiskey ginger that's the name of my podcast please please watch and look and something do all that [ __ ] I do about an hour ish depending on the guests but people have asked me to do longer ones and I try to but also I want to make sure that the guest is into it yeah I feel we really like do when I do Rogen's and I do four hours how do you feel yeah I love Joe he's a good friend of mine it's hard to do four hours at some point you're like this is a lot it's just it's it's it's almost like an exhaustive skill it's like he's able to do it every [ __ ] day that alpha brain gotta do it on it on it so are you doing podcast with Bobby we were just talking about we were talking about it I have some insider info look this is my let me tell you from Eric which is good news by the way well let me answer this portion of it we talked about that a little bit Bobby and I I want to do a podcast Bobby wants you to the podcast we've had long talks about it Eric Griffin is emotionally sabotaging Bobby and he doesn't want but he wants Bobby to know that he's like he doesn't care anymore but he secretly does care and Bobby is so emotional with people's feelings that he which is a good thing I'm more detached I don't care like I love Eric Eric a homey of mine but like if I know that it's not a real hurtful thing so I get over I'm like what do you come on get over it we're grown man like I haven't um I uh I am loyal to my friends I am true to my [ __ ] fam but like some things are like this isn't that big it's not that big of a deal that's myself it's not like you're [ __ ] my ex-girlfriend you don't I mean like that's a big no-no [ __ ] you oh so you guys are in a lot of [ __ ] any of your ex-girlfriend no and I would never [ __ ] I would know if I was saying I would never I would never [ __ ] any of my friends even though let me let me tell you I mean let's say you and I fell in love yeah like honestly like genuinely like we were really in love it wouldn't matter to me I would still be like you're my friend Zach's I would know no [ __ ] way I would sabotage my own route look for love based on my friends past with you that's just effective I just don't I don't know I've never had a situation where I've dated anybody that was close to or even three degrees away from me I it's always been so distant people that's a good thing I just don't like to know you don't want because the pool is so big anyway why am I going so close to home like I like I think it's weird that people are comfortable with that like I'm not gonna name a friend of mine his wife left him for his best friend and years later they're all cool again and my buddy's a nice guy he's a sweetheart his life is good now but I'm like [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] your friend like I would never forgive that guy I would never my what my ex-wife who cares whatever but I would never forgive that guy mm-hmm I bet you're not only you're not my friend anymore I don't [ __ ] hate you even though his kids are with this guy sometimes because it is the way I still would be like [ __ ] you yeah I don't like you I don't care my wife is my wife that's my kids with her but like I never understood that [ __ ] so anyway Eric is like Eric Eric is but Bobby is a new girl who never dated Eric okay so I think it's fine I think it's fine to sleep with Bobby but Eric had a crush on Bobby in high school but never talked about it so now I was like no no you can date Santino it's fine and Bobby is so emotionally connected he's like what did you well you know wait where I feel like you don't really want me to date it's just she genuinely think he's okay with it now do you doing you know why why so the deal is this is what he told Bobby he's like have Bobby call me and Bobby called him he's like I give you my blessing to do a podcast with Santino if kalila does one with me so really I'm yeah so hang on a second but I am now the only person who's resisting uh you're the last year the last man standing yeah so I could [ __ ] it up for all of you guys if you don't call the podcast yellow puss I don't know what oh that's jello puss is so good by the way because yeah okay look I what we want to do dude I say that every show I tell YouTube at the front of my show I go you're gonna do monetize it go ahead and do it right now oh I'm gonna still ask have them review it regardless of what they say at the beginning yeah you have to do anything no we did it no they just have an algorithm do you know that they create these weird linked algorithms I try to find words and phrases and then they it's put into this it's system oh I've talked to someone on the inside it's really creepy one of the words of a gorge for no no it's not it's not specific Boulder Boulder is shallow folder shallow folders all your money we have an unhelpful advice killed we do oh yes oh wait so timeout so end-all-be-all oh yeah are you going to yeah Bobby now you're gonna do it if we can do it let's do it we're gonna do it we want to do it we want to [ __ ] do it if I don't do one with Eric Griffin that deal is off koala make it happen you can make it happen it's on you if your call it's on you you beautiful sweet amazing perfect perfect athletic athletic wonderful not sweaty sweet smart cute endearing loving rated phooey ativ fook you created FUBU created hope your family made FUBU anyway we'll see we'll see what happens alright give us some helpful advice on helpful advice with Bob he's not here [ __ ] voice modulator really weird you do that voice your voice new voice I've always a fan of the new voice that one's cute very cute I really do like that I do love Chinese babies white people are synonymous for with adopting Chinese babies I don't know that rich Chinese people they hire a white Butler's [ __ ] really money they do yeah they have to be bilingual no because it's a slavery thing imagine enslaving a white man what kind of status that would show you that would be tight I'd be slip slide wait shops and figures any Chinese one here any Chinese billionaires listening enslave me oh my god it's like me now I'm willing to come call me smash Lee hello I'm Spanish Lee I always have a shirt that shows my two butt dimples I get two back but temple tattoos I'm down to be enslaved in China by the way I write - - it's not slavery cause it's six figures oh yeah it's not slavery if you get paid that's good it would be something along the lines of like of human what does that call when you live when you're like invented engine yeah indentured servitude but financially supported indentured slavery I mean also the word slavery has a disgusting connotation servant indentured servitude I feel like you'd be the perfect guy George because you're sort of an age of file - you are you are aren't you yes you are yes you are what's your biggest fetish oh my god there's no way I don't either yeah you have a fetish I mean feet I I find feet attractive but I find [ __ ] I do yeah me what do I like them I like I like the crest where the butt cheek connects to the back leg oh my god the crease crease oh the leg crease - an ass cheek is like I'm out never be in love you know that booty it's something yeah you gotta have some juice you got a table top yeah I got up tables up yeah why you don't have that kind of ass I have as I'm getting older it was wrong more of a secretary but you get a flat butt yeah no I don't have a flat butt I just the crease is starting to not be as odd when I was younger the crease was real just obvious concave now no I mean my ass is still there I'm just saying that it's not as obvious anymore I know you mean it's starting to go down a bit gravity's taking its hold yeah and my titties man holy [ __ ] you did say what cuz I had implants and I got him taken out what about tuck did they can you do that I'm like a tightening I never did a lift because they said that I didn't need it cuz I had apparently good skin I never had you know good elasticity yeah they didn't they thought it would ruin it if they did that right yeah but what it feels like now is just they're more separated what do you mean there's a bigger gap space yeah like right here I'm very like a I have a bird chest and there's just two little titties on this side it's really flat service like they're going towards the armpits of it you're easier at one point your tits are gonna be tucked under your arm I think I could probably do that in a few years you can hold them underneath like that yeah it's a magic trick yeah they're cool and then you go like this and they flop right back out I mean I think that could be an advantage to be honest is that a fetish for somebody please tell me yeah they're like there's a weird fetish online of when women are when women are like on doggy style and they're getting bone from behind and they're and their boobs that are saggy they flop around like that like helicopter yeah there's a big fetish for that Oh helicopter tits heli tits I don't have those yet so it doesn't do that no no one day I that's what I aspire what was the biggest year boobs were when they were the fakest what was the size their deeds double D's I didn't let me write in like you because of that I hated my body I absolutely hated them the moment they were put in I was like this was a [ __ ] how many years was it I only had them for two years Whitney Cummings told me that she her tits just got a recall you know you get like a recall on your patio de particularly yep there we have the gummy bear ones I don't know what that mean they're more teardrop yeah they're kind of like um they looked the most natural her she was not she was just telling me like they put out a report saying whatever was inside of that version of the implant was potentially dangerous yikes and so she has to either get new ones put in or I don't know if they have an update there's a firmware update can we download your titties real fast I don't know whatever was but I was like go and take care of that right now she's like I will I'm busy I'm busy I'm like go [ __ ] it there's a thing inside your tits that's not supposed to be there well that's what happened with mine they got recalled they didn't get recalled but they should have been because when they opened up my left breast there was so much gunk in it black black in it what it had leaked because I had I started feeling really sick not so long after I got breast implants and that's one of the reasons why I you know eventually just said ah [ __ ] it can you some more that life no more free dinners well I guess I'm not getting taken out anymore that's what when you have fake tits you get to go to the high-end restaurants and then when you don't you just go to regular restaurant but for me I just hated the type of attention I was getting and it also just didn't look good on my body I'm telling you right now I think it wasn't you know the III have more of an athletic frame yeah I got tomboyish frame you just have a tall slender frame big tits on tall slender you didn't made my ass look flatter well now people are getting asked implants George has got him yeah yeah really juicy legs George has great Midwest you have good leg Midwest can I have I have these things are nice Chicago these things are nice the bottom the bottoms are not you know what Oh your calves regular yeah yeah strong calf ma'am orange hair on them though that's the biggest problem you can't get that off but you can't get butt implants if you don't have your own fat to harvest like for someone like Kenny so skinny people they don't yeah you don't I would have to wait to gain weight during pregnancy and then get the BBL the brazilian butt-lift which is they eventually they get that'll they liposuction fat that i've now and then not yeah and they injected into the would you want to get pregnant it's a whole thing it's so it's so we go back and forth a lot yeah it's scary it's cool but and everybody that has kids like do it and you're like okay are you yeah yeah i feel like everyone sorted that same response except for him cuz he's really eager to knock anyone up you really you really want have a kid his father start another bone brother hold you right now 39 yeah so you're ready ready yeah do you feel ready emotionally um I think I'll get there whenever it happens so that's no no I think emotionally you decide to change it's a massive change yeah do you ever worry that whoever you bring into this world might have a really ruff goal in their lives 30 years from now that's what I don't have that at all for some reason I don't know I just do you feel financially ready it's a big leap see that's the thing there's a car that's safe enough to have a place that you live that safe enough you have you got nine months to figure that out brother nine months that's all you need yeah is that how long it takes to make it in the Midwest from the Midwest you see people a lot they do worse off from you your kids I do people straight out of high school having kids here like they serve I know believe they don't but we don't live there anymore yeah that's my point whenever someone says that they're like back home kids they've got 23 it's like back home a house cost $80,000 yeah so that's some massive so a guy's mortgage back home is less than a car payment in Los Angeles yeah that's a fact that's insane that's insane so like those things don't add up to me when when people make those comparisons the life granted you probably make less money back home if you were doing what you're doing here back on but I just it's it's a lot of it's financially crazy I know people have two kids and they're like we're drowning yeah I saw one kid I'm scared for but I'm gonna have it and if I can't handle it I'm just gonna leave bye bye Chinese baby that's what I'm saying bye bye Chinese baby hi I love taking care of other people's kids see I've heard that I know people that love taking care of other people's kids but they don't they don't ever want to have kids themselves I do want to have a kid I just I'm nervous about what the world is me too I financially support a lot of kids I financially support right now Bobby children three children actually Bobby Bobby my niece I sent to private school you did mm-hmm here from the Philippines really mm-hmm how old is she she's 17 one year you have one year okay you pervert you can wait a year you sick pervert you doing that mixbus a mixed family bus I have another eight-year-old ten years ten years George you've teased all you want you don't know - no don't you be eve-teasing sicko we never got to advice do we have we have helpful hey I'm a 24 year old that lives in London I my dad used to be emotionally and physically abusive with me for a very long time until I turned 17 or so and could fight back and protect my mom my mom stayed with him for about three years ago and he suffered from a stroke and she's taking care of him now I haven't spoken to him for a very long time and I have no idea if I should forgive him how do you manage to forgive him and should I try to do the same as I'm not sure how long he has left two questions yeah one is this is a man or a woman a man a young man and go back real quick did it's a physically abusive mostly and physical to him and the mom yeah hmm now he's sick okay [ __ ] that guy mmm that guy can die of a stroke I don't care that's how I feel you hit me and my mom [ __ ] you look this guy might be a nice good guy I just think no matter how emotionally bad things get when you strike women and children I'm a traditionalist I'd have I don't have any room for it you can yell at each other you can storm out you can leave the family you can do a lot of awful things emotionally to people but when you start hitting kids and women I don't have any [ __ ] patience for that guy so I don't give a [ __ ] that he had a stroke he could have three [ __ ] more you can [ __ ] off yeah then he probably deserved it I'd say this when a woman hits when a woman hits a man it's probably right it's probably because he [ __ ] did he deserved to be hit for sure because a woman's natural instinct is in physical violence men are more physically innate to distribute violence it is in our blood I mean it's literally the way we protected ourselves for [ __ ] forever so when a woman does it it's a it's it is beyond a last resort it's either something that is they're sick of someone's [ __ ] [ __ ] or they are maybe having mental issues and something is really terribly wrong but chemically I think you have to be a real piece of [ __ ] to hit a woman and a kid that's my opinion is he he's definitely a white guy because it's a cultural cultural thing I can sort of it sounds like a white family how about that let me see yeah it's like Eastern European yeah yeah well that's okay though that's that's another thing right because I got in Eastern Europe I feel my ass not just what I mean I I was abused she was in my childhood but yeah that's not because hey that's just how child rearing was in the Philippines right everyone got the same treatment basically you got my beat or it wasn't just spanked no no no I got my ass oh yeah beat we had my mom had a thing called a stomach belt we would have to kneel on rock salt we would it was like a sixteen hundred's when did you grow up in the [ __ ] I would do Romans Ryan pluck the my braces out of my [ __ ] lips because I get punched in the mouth Oh Mike from your mother my mother I love today she's the gentlest kindest woman ever but did you get hit cuz you were a [ __ ] little [ __ ] no I was I was the class president and a top of my class all of elementary school I was also the number one swimmer in the city mm-hmm I it was her way of keeping me in line well it works I gotta tell you you you turned out pretty good so maybe hit your kids maybe that's this look I think what a woman hits a kid it's different you think yeah you know it didn't work as in my teenage years I hated her most of my teenage years okay that's a cultural thing I feel like that may be a cultural thing but let me say this again call me sexist when a woman hits a kid it's a different kind of thing when a man hits a kid there's something about it spanking is different I'm not talking about like I got spanked I got [ __ ] cracked on the back of the head for being an idiot yeah but when you physically hit a kid out of anger or violence there's something else going on like again I don't want to sound ignorant but if I punched you in the face if you punched me in the face it would hurt probably hurt if I punched you in the face as hard as I could I might kill you yeah like I actually might kill you so I think about the strength dispersion of what like the average man I'm not saying women aren't strong but like the average man hitting a kid it's just not okay you can [ __ ] you could really hurt a kid so I just feel like I wouldn't forgive that guy for the advice portion if you find solace in that whoever that human is and you can get to that point good for you but dr. Drew told me one time forgiveness isn't necessary but it's it's what does he say you it's not a necessity to continuing on in life but it's rewarding if you get there so if you get there it's a good thing but it's not a necessity so if he never forgives him life will still be okay I agree with that but but it's nice to forgive because you will find reward in it but like there's people that I feel like you will never forgive but that's it that's okay there's people that Bobby will never forgive I'm Way too forgiving I've forgiven people that have threatened my life [ __ ] that [ __ ] you [ __ ] I mean good for you socket right I just feel like I don't think it's forgiveness I think it's more apathy after time has passed and I couldn't give two shits about that person anymore and I'm not very entrenched in their day-to-day then I'm like I really don't care if you want to make nice with me now because you're not really somebody that I keep in my life I'm kind of like yeah okay fine yeah it's almost you've reached a level of indifference yeah it's very easy doesn't matter it's like okay it's yeah I get that well good luck to that guy I mean I I would say get a pillow and kill in the shallow or shallow person in the shallow blue any final words yep god what do I have to say what my final words are one I want all the fans of tiger belly to know how much I love and respect you and to go on all the comment boards and convince kalila to do her podcast and convince Bobby to do our podcast and our worlds can merge and collide and create this beautiful yin and yang universe of black and white and two different kinds of Asian you know and I'm Orange and I say black and I know Eric isn't all the way black he's other stuff too he's the most he's why they made other on those race things it's you know what I mean it's always what he's other yeah he's many he's what his mine and his podcast should be called closer both racially ambiguous yes you could pass in almost anything you could be Latino I'm sorry Latin X next come on you could be you could be Samoan Middle East mm-hmm anything in the Pacific Ocean guess what I'm gonna be this weekend for what is this weekend she's Indian she's teasing don't you Eve teased wait why are you OCA's your wedding you could get away with so much so you be the others and and Bobby and I will figure it out hopefully and I reset it before red and yellow I know I like it he doesn't like you know he doesn't like that you know I hate it too he I don't like that I like I said it was fine I was a yellow part it's a it's easy too easy that's too easy he goes okay we can't hold out I can't call that I said it's fine I don't need it to be called that the fan said kept pushing that I didn't say that but he hated it and I was like whatever you just call it whatever you want he said well here's gonna be so mad that was him well let's we're gonna do it and I'm happy that I came here today with you guys and I learned a lot I literally about your folder about eve teasing about shallow puss and I I cannot wait to see where this journey takes us thank you guys next week what Georgia the episodes gonna be that's right so next week Bobby is gonna be wait we're gonna late release right so it'll be released today probably Thursday because Bobby is but he comes back he comes back just not on time we're gonna record a late pocket who's surprised that he doesn't come back anything else to promote any shows or yeah yes yeah yes I know I sound go to my website go to Andrew Santino come to check out all these new dates we just put up a ton of new dates but this month September I'm gonna be in Toronto for the first time never been doing jfl 42 I'm doing Just for Laughs out of Montreal they do it in Toronto - it's like the last version of that festival for the year so I'm doing one live whiskey ginger podcast and for stand-up dates that's what I wanted to ask you did the whiskey ginger podcast you in Bobby not so funny the most fun the biggest the biggest clap back we had was people got mad at first of all people got mad at me for black thought black thought being the member of the roots was on there with us and people were like what the [ __ ] would you even put him on there I was like wait what means what oh wow why not what people got weird they were like it should just be just you two I was like yeah it was just fun because I knew I wanted someone completely offset from Bobby for Bobby to have fun with yeah and it worked by the way it was great but I think it through black thought for a loop when you watch it people should watch it on YouTube or listen to it that's the funny part though it's tough it's because black black thought doesn't realize how quick Bobby is I think because black thought is trying to be a comedian he's doing stand up stand up NATO he didn't go by Tariq no he doesn't go back to reek he calls himself Black Thought is how he gets introduced it's amazing and then Bobby kept saying he was yellow thought the whole time which I love it was and people got upset and I was like that was half of the fun to me yeah was Bobby [ __ ] with Black Thought and the discomfort was black thought I don't think knew how lightning Bobby was when we turn on the cameras and so it was just like funny to watch for me and also still get a little bit of hip-hop in there because I'm a hip-hop junkie mm-hm and it was [ __ ] weird Bobby had no idea who that was it's best when he doesn't know who they have had no that's what it's fun to me when he's it's somebody super famous that the world knows but Bobby doesn't know that's what was beautiful I was when he from the Comedy Store once he was like hey I took a picture with this really tall guy because everyone was taking a picture with him but I don't know who he is he's like who is he babe and it's Blake Griffin be famous should I post it on Instagram how does he like yeah his his lack of awareness is what so what's so [ __ ] wonder about him so I wanted to pair them together so whatever if we do some more we'll figure it out we'll see how that goes I love putting him in a situation with someone that he's not that he's kind he's also kind of uncomfortable with oh I loved it I loved it and then blackout real weird mm-hmm when Bobby stood up when we brought up a we brought up a little person to the stage that really that's the whole thing is that plans nope not even not even I mean watch the video I don't wanna give it away but Bobby basically makes a joke about little people and I was like Bobby and he goes oh yeah there's none in the room and sure enough one guy right right right above everyone's the head you can see like a little hand pop-up and we bring him up on stage and Bobby's like what are the odds of this was great he was a good sport to Bobby his little people little person proportions he but he but this guy was not a full LP not like a Brad Williams LP he was like a middle I don't know what they're called Bobby's Bobby's neither Bobby Lee's he was a Bobby Lee's and he was a really nice I had Bobby you know little cat carriers they're about this big right fits in there no but I asked him to carry because we had to transport the cats to new house oh yeah he couldn't get his arms around the carrier and so he was really struggling I'm like what the [ __ ] are you doing why are you and he was like puffing and puffing you think my arms can't get around a cat carriers this big yeah I knew he couldn't get his arms around like they just stopped right here he is like a he is like a perfect he's if a cartoon came to life like if if Tim Burton could draw a person and then go and it came to life it would be Bobby he he is proportionally so funny and strange and weird and yet it's balanced you know like a cool-looking cartoon it looks right that's a Bobby it looks right but it I I don't know how it works like he gave I received a distress call from him about five days ago and he begged me to get him on a food plan and to buy him a peloton because he want sumps because of this the TV show thing all these [ __ ] actors that are just filming magnum p.i about a month ago he went back to about it's been a month he goes back and none of his clothes fit his wardrobe doesn't fit anymore but you know what else it is all these [ __ ] actors all these [ __ ] in the business there are so conscious of their weight in their shape and it bothers some to regular people like us because when I go to a TV show and I'm like lunch and I'm like oh [ __ ] yeah short rib and pasta and and they're all eating salads actors are overtly conscious of their health you're in shape you're in good shape you deadlift legal at 350 for 65 no but but I exercise daily I love it but I still eat food that I [ __ ] want I just don't care like I don't need to be like I'm not Zac Efron I'm not gonna be like you know I mean I also never get a role that would need me to be in phenomenal shape I need to be just in I've always been a bigger guy so like I would just stayed extra I exercise I like running I like lifting I like playing sports so it's like I like that but also I had [ __ ] pasta for lunch I had possible like a nice tip for lunch so it's like yeah I want to [ __ ] eat food that I like I don't want to die getting a couple of good TV roles to sacrifice good food I don't want to be like skinny for the camp I don't care I want to I want to look at the my best but I'm you know you only fluctuate a few numbers I go from being I'm like I'm a six or a seven mm-hmm I'm a six when I'm not looking good and I'm a seven maybe seven and a half when I look cute but TV people they always want to look 8 9 10 I think it's common I think yeah I think being normal-looking is coming back I also think normal looking I think the ugly fine is my is what I'm attracted to there's a lot of ugly fine people yeah I love to ugly finds like if you asymmetry is really big for me if you have just one buggy eye - who's the ugliest fine person out right now like public Ben public and in the media and who's popular that's ugly see do you know that guy he he don't watch any of the historical shows but he has that one lizard eye he plays the prime minister in the show Victoria but if I showed you his picture you'd be like yes that guy's ugly ugly [ __ ] but so fine it's like a Forest Whitaker type yes similarly he's tough looking he is not a good-looking man but ugly fine he doesn't for me he's not ugly fine who's ugly fine to me is like like a Steve Buscemi ugly fine it's that time life people whose was ugly fine who's like not attractive but is attractive oh no oh okay what about what about Robbie fine fine he's just about guys but they make sense I would think most women wouldn't say he's fine I would say most girls go yeah he's ugly fine he's like unattractively attractive my gauge is also very off I like very avant-garde looking dudes yeah what's that what would Bobby be he is very avant-garde is he he is ugly fine though he's not ugly though because he has his features and his skin so I'm saying he's not ugly he's not ugly find he looks compact he's cute yeah very cute see that's the day you know what's really attractive about him when I first met him was his voice he has a big booming voice over the phone yeah that's him yeah he has a varied he has a very powerful presence yes present he's magnetic yeah and I don't think people realize that until they actually meet him in person and then yeah because he appears one way on TV but when you meet him in person he like his whole he has a big big presence there's something around yeah he has an orbit he like can things like to be around him he's very um yeah he has that thing I try to exude the opposite I want to I just try to pass their time as quickly what died I just want to get the [ __ ] through this just get me straight through the thing Bobby loves when people say hi he loves taking pictures I get a little like I get a little like anxious III say hi to strike me as someone who would ever get anxious you get anxious oh my god extra I don't get uncomfortable yeah there's just a thing that clicks inside of me that's like oh I just like to be left alone I'm really I'm a really good loner I like I eat alone every day I like driving long distances alone I like I like being kind of left to my own devices yeah so when people say how to be in public or something I'm super cool with it you know it's not happening all the time not like that I'm not famous like that but when somebody's like said you know and they see me it's cool but there's a piece of me that's like [ __ ] I kind of want to do I like floating through ambiguously I like kind of like disappearing and regular [ __ ] so I don't ever want to get to a point of like too many people say hello that scares the [ __ ] out he's the same as Bobby I'll say hello oh hey they all they love love the love yeah yeah I appreciate it but it but it but it's also something that I'm like I don't need it yeah I love it it's very nice I'll always take a picture I'll always say hello but I love kind of floating through time and space on my own like just before I sort past I just want to pass right through time he's like that no you shut up Gilbert whoa whoa do you not want the tent came I just bought myself a couple of did you I can get the spod followers so I can either swipe up good because that's all I was not gonna say dumb-dumb delightful lady you delightful lady that you look delightful is a [ __ ] him dingbat I'm gonna take it George yeah George it did seem like dumb [ __ ] came out of your mouth in fact I almost thought I saw well maybe that too would think I would want [Music] [Laughter] he's pretty right he gets so nervous when he's about to go you I can't believe you called her a dumb [ __ ] that's insane George buying followers calling people dumb [ __ ] I don't know Hollywood is really don't get the swipe up it's useful it's useful utility we would know 45 minutes let me clap free we did we went over sure God you know you know what I just watched again yesterday with Bride & Prejudice yeah what is that way - warrior right yes yes is there the light bulb pet the dog did you did you direct that no next time I can't I believe you cook a lot of dumb [ __ ] I'm upset about it and but it does show your true colors bright red swipe up swipe up once again thank you to our sponsors to make the show possible Ridge wall at voodoo hems and manscape get 10% off your front Carrie wall today by going to Ridge calm slash slept that's rich calm slash slept use the go JEP T watch disaster artists or any other 10,000 free movie titles head over to vudu.com slash Tiger ball I did not write this copy a shot you're gonna shot you dumb [ __ ] head over to vudu.com slash tiger belly to sign up and start watching instantly that's vud u.com slash tiger belly get started with hims complete hair gift for just five dollars today right now today go to four hems calm slash 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Kim on his Instagram page and on the last photo that he posted right dumb [ __ ] cuz that's what he called kalila good and give him a follow there you give him a follow you're welcome you dumb [ __ ] don't ever call her a dumb [ __ ] again they're gonna call you a dumb [ __ ] on your page I want everyone to say dumb [ __ ] on George's page and give him a follow and then in three days unfollow them everything Bobby Lee and probably live and go [ __ ] everyone good night baby [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 695,860

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, podcast, khalyla, tgrbly, all things comedy, andrew santino, stand up, comedy, erik griffin, drama, podcast drama, #1317, jre, accents, funny moments, bryan callen, tfatk, the fighter and the kid, whiskey ginger, The Fighter and The Kid, Episode 416: Andrew Santino, your mom's house, ep. 466, conan, tcowhn, funniest moments, #1293, best of, jre clips, clips, highlights

Id: ca-CPNz4YY4

Length: 115min 10sec (6910 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 05 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/PekingSaint]

Absolutely no one:

Khalyla: my pussy is tite as fuck yo

[u/_thisisdavid]

I always get confused with Santino. Is he married or not?

[u/sureshot78]

I cant believe she full on faceplanted into Bobby's shitty draws.

[u/YOUREABOT]

Nosotros papaya

[u/jimmyjak87]

🎼 Meeeeeeee walkinnn dowwwn the streeeet

[u/mediciii]

Khalyla with bobby’s pants is so cute lol. People who think she’s a gold digger must be impressed with her devotion

[u/miscpostman]

First episode i couldnt finish. Erik and k is a funner duo.

[u/jiujiuberry]

ok so none of these people are aware of the band THE POLICE

[u/LeroyGreen75]

I'd rather listen to a podcast with Erik and Bobby than one with Santino. You can tell Erik is a really close friend with Bobby and his whole family while Andrew is a work friend. They're both really funny with Bobby and Andrew IS hilarious but sometimes I like when the TB crew talk about real things and real stuff without making a joke about everything. Santino is always, ALWAYS on and sounds like you accidentally hit the 1 1/2X fast forward button on your ipad so he's always talking a little too fast. Plus, he's talking a lot about friend loyalty and never dating a friends ex but when it comes to throwing Erik under the podcast bus he's all good with it. I think that's pretty weak sauce myself. But good luck with trying to get Bobby to do any podcast on a consistent basis that's not being produced 10 feet from where he sleeps. Personally, I'm team Fat Lando all day er' day.