- You know, growing up, I would come over to your house and get
your Little Debbie's. - Well, I had plenty to go around. (electronic music) Good Mythical Morning. - Here at Mythical Enterprises LLC, we firmly believe that if we
can dream it, we can do it. And by do it, we literally mean reaching into our own private rip in the space time continuum and pulling out snacks
from different layers of the multiverse. As far as we know, our travels in and out of alternate universes have not had any catastrophic effects
on our present timeline. And we maintain that the events of 2020 are completely unrelated to
this unregulated experiment. - Yeah, what he said. It's time for, Multiverse Munchies. It's true, we brought back all the snacks we're gonna sample today
from alternate universes and our mission is to access each one and then to decide if it's
from a delicious dimension or if it's a snack offension. - First up, now in our universe
we have Little Debbie's Oatmeal Creme Pies. You know them, you love them.
- Look at this beautiful box. - So comforting. - I've never looked at this
and found myself thinking, I want to go to another dimension, I bet it could be better. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we found another universe where they have Giant Deborah's Oatmeal Creme Pie. - Oh. In this universe, you do
not simply buy the snack and bring it in, you have to summon Giant Deborah in verse. Are you ready?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Both] Giant Deborah, hear our call, you are big and we are small. We hunger for your oatmeal treat. Creme pie is all we want to eat. We pledge our loyalty for all you do. Giant Deborah, please come through. - Did someone summon Giant Deborah? (Rhett laughs) - Wow. - Deborah, you're so giant. - Yes, I am. I am the tallest one here by a long shot. - And your Oatmeal Creme Pie is freaking-- - [Rhett] Is this where
I pull, right here? - Yep, right there. - Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh, do you-- (Rhett exclaims) - Here, take the packaging. - Look at that. - You're not gonna eat those. You're supposed to be loyal to me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, forget that. - Yeah, you know what,
you can take them with you and I don't know if that
will screw anything up in your universe, but just feel free to-- - Giant Deborah is terrifying. - Look how pretty she is on the package. - [Link] A little chest
hair goes a long way. - 61 years. - So in this universe, they're
all terrified of Deborah and it's like a fascist panopticon. Is it hard? Oh, you gotta get through it. There you go, muscle through. - Yeah, I can do it. - Everybody worships Giant Deborah and cream is everywhere. Cream is infested in everything. Oh my gosh.
- Take your half. - Look at that. - Look at that cross section, y'all. - [Link] That's large. - Now, you know, growing up, I would come over to your house and get your Little Debbie's. - Well, I had plenty to go around. I wasn't hiding my Little Debbie's. - And you shared so much. - I was a big Fudge Round guy. You could have all the
Oatmeal Creme Pies you wanted, just don't mess with my Fudge Rounds. - Should you just go in the middle? - I think we should just
go in the middle, yeah. - Dink it. - And sink it. - Wow, it's so creamy. - It tastes exactly the same. That cream-- - [Rhett] Look at that cream. - [Link] It's a magical-- - [Rhett] Look at that, oh man. - I mean, I'm not just being transported to another dimension. - That's dead on. - I'm being transported
to my childhood, man. They did make and actually still do, you can get them at like grocery stores-- Gas stations, convenient stores. - Do I got anything on my face? - A little bit.
- You too. - They make giant ones,
which I thought were giant until I saw this. - They don't make them this size. - [Link] As big as a pizza. It's a little scary. - This is just a simple formula, when you got something that's good and it gets bigger and there's more of it, that's always a good thing, so Giant Deborah's Oatmeal Creme Pie. - [Both] Delicious Dimension. - In our universe, mozzarella sticks can't hurt you unless
you eat them too fast and stretchy mozzarella
gets lodged in your throat and Fazoli's waitress has
to administer the Heimlich in front of the entire restaurant, been there.
- Oh yeah. - But we found another dimension where things are much more dangerous and they don't have mozzarella sticks, they have mozzarella stones. (plate thuds) - Whoa, okay. - They are hard. Oh, this plate's hard too. Hard? Hard? - I think I'm gonna exacerbate my TMJ if I really go for that. - Uh uh. I made a little progress. - That's why they come
with chisels. (laughs) Bring the cutting board over. - Okay. - Let me see if I can just get a little bit shaved off the side here. (Rhett banging) - [Link] I like this little mallet, that's fun.
- There we go. There we go, now you get-- (Link banging) Oh! That is tasty. - [Link] Yeah? - [Rhett] It's strong. - [Link] I mean, this is
like a table side guac type situation. - Yeah. - Some miner comes to your table. - I love it. - And just like slices off cheese hunks. - Get a taste of it, man. It's better than a
regular mozzarella stick. Also, you should know
that in this universe, you don't get kidney stones,
you get kidney sticks and that's even worse. (crew laughs) It's real bad. - Look at that, I could do this all night. From table to table,
getting tips, you know? - You're not really in to the eating part, you're in to the sculpting part. - Yeah. - This is consistent
with your personality. - I mean, and no one seems to be scared? - Yeah, you can't hurt somebody too bad with a chisel, because it's directed in a very specific place. I mean, I'd have to get my hand-- - I mean, I can miss. - You could hurt yourself
and nobody cares about that. I think these are great. - [Link] I think it's fun. - Link's having a great time, so we're saying mozzarella stones. - [Both] Delicious dimension. - Before we get to this next
strange dimensional item, we are pleased to introduce the last quarterly
collectable item of 2020 for the Mythical Society, it's these one of a kind-- Well, I mean, I guess everyone
gets one who gets one, it's not just one of a kind. Rhett and Link bobble heads
which are only available to the Mythical Society
third degree members and you can join the third degree monthly by October 31st or the third
degree quarterly or annual by December 31st to qualify. - [Rhett] Yes, yes, yes. - Go to mythicalsociety.com for details. I mean, these things are nicely made, man. We're sitting behind the desk. We're nodding in agreement, constantly. - As you can see the cutouts here, this box itself can be transformed into the set that you
see behind us right now. And then you can put us on the set, man. It's cool, man, you can put us on the set. - It's us. - They done talk, but if they
did, they'd talk like this. - It's us. It's us, get it, mythicalsociety.com. - Okay, now everybody
knows in our universe, we got the fast food chain, White Castle, their very clear about what they offer, delicious sliders and explosive diarrhea, they go hand in hand. But in another slightly
different universe, what you see is not exactly what you get, because they have Off White Castle. - So everything that you would expect to experience at White Castle is just a little bit different. - [Rhett] Come on, baby. - So the buns are entirely white. You can't get them out? - I'm being careful with it. Here's you one. - Oh my gosh. I mean, it looks like they
spray paint their buns white, but maybe it's-- - Maybe they don't, maybe
that's not what it is. Maybe it's just a little bit white. - And then underneath,
you've got not pickles but you've got pickled parsnips, which are a off white vegetable. - But there's still onions. - Yeah, and you've got
kind of an off beef patty, which I think is what I call pork. - And instead of ketchup,
they've got just basically it's just creamed potatoes
made into a sauce. So if you wanna make
yours a little bit saucy, you're gonna have to figure
out a way to do that, because I don't have
anything to put it on with. - I'll just do that. - Just dip? Just dip, you dip, we dip. - I mean it looks crazy and off. - Let's try it. It's not that it's bad. - It's just that it's off. - [Rhett] It's a little bit off. - Through and through off. In the universe, Harold
and Kumar are both played by Tilda Swinton. - Right. You know, that makes sense. (crew laughs) And "50 Shades of Gray" is a cookbook. - Now this, my friends, is a struggle. - Like I said, it's not horrible, but it's not as good as White Castle. - The more I eat it, the
more horrible it gets. - Okay, I think the answer's pretty clear, Off White Castle. - [Both] Snack Offension. - I don't know if you've noticed, Rhett, but a shift has taken place right here on Good Mythical Morning. And I think I'm okay with it. - Oh, shifting. - Frosted Mini Wheats has been dethroned as my favorite cereal
by Raisin Bran Crunch. Which has led me to other dimensions in search of an alternate. And I found one. There is a dimension full of geniuses whose brains are as big as cooked turkeys, and to keep them sharp, they don't eat Raisin Bran Crunch, they eat Raisin Brain Crunch. - [Rhett] Yum. - Yeah, this is great because
they kept the raisins, they removed the bran and replaced it with crunchy pieces of brain. - Yum, I'm still hungry. - I mean, the package looks great. I mean, it's even got a maze on the back. Yes, there is real dehydrated
crunchy brain pieces in this thing. - So in this universe, you get smarter by consuming more brains,
makes sense to me. - That's been your thesis
since the beginning. - Yeah, I've been saying that for years. - You wanna pour the brain? - Oh gosh, the smell coming out of that. Oh, there's a maze on the back. (crew laughs) - Where was your brain when I said there was a maze in the back? - I was thinking about how nasty it-- Oh gosh, look, there's
more than two scoops of brains in there, I'll
tell you that right now. I mean, that is some serious-- It's like all brains. - So dehydrated sheep brain. And hydrated sheep milk. - Still kind of your thing even when you visit this universe. Well, we're not really
visiting the universe. - How much do you want, I
mean I really don't know. - That's plenty, it doesn't matter, it's not gonna affect anything, it's gonna taste like
trash no matter what I do is my assumption. But you know what, I
should keep an open mind. - Speaking of minds, the
thing I love about this is-- - The maze on the back? - No, on the side, they
support neurologists to get brains responsibly and sustainably. Learn more at the internet. (crew laughs) - At the internet, yeah, yeah. They've still got the
internet at this place. - [Link] It looks like
terraformed walnuts. - Okay, that's an interesting description. - Like the whole thing,
doesn't it look like walnuts? - Well, if that makes you feel better. My brain won't go there though. Okay. It seems all I can do is
just get brains, and so-- - At least it's not juicy. - Trying to get some milk
in there, here we go. Dink it. - [Both] And sink it. (Link wretches) - Think about terraformed walnuts. (Link coughs) It tastes like a pet store smells. - It crunches like a walnut. And you're exactly right. The raisins help. - It's really awful. I don't think that brain milk's
going to help you at all. (Link exclaims) - I don't wanna go to another dimension. - I think I'd just be real
dumb in this dimension. - I got it. But I'm afraid that I've
ruined my favorite cereal in the process. Oh gosh, you still don't have it down? I think you're getting smarter. - Got it. - Look, you're smarter. Look at him, he's smarter. - You can see it? You can see it on my face? - Okay. - That was unnecessary, I mean ultimately, the more you think about it, the more unnecessary it
seems, don't think about it. - [Link] Raisin Brain Crunch is a - [Both] Snack Offension. - Thank you for subscribing
and clicking that bell. - Do you want some? You can get it on the internet. - You would not want to
smell my breath right now. - You know what time it is. - Hi, I'm Bea from Brazil, and it's time to spin
the Wheel of Mythicality. - Brazil. - Was that some embroidery, crochet, I don't know the proper term
at the beginning of that? What's the proper term, do you know? - I think it was just a Brazilian. (Rhett laughs) - Okay, click the top link to watch us-- - Oh, I missed it. - Yeah, you weren't looking
in the very beginning. - It's a crochet. - Crochet. - Click the top link to watch us smell food scented nail
polish in this dimension in Good Mythical More. - And to find out where
the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land. Join the Mythical Society
third degree monthly by October 31st to get the
Rhett and Link bobble heads. Third degree quarterly and
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My Fiancée just promised me a giant Deborah pie for my next bday... any witnesses to back me up here??
Whoever comes up with the fake packaging is doing an awesome job!
I died at "In this universe, Harold and Kumar are both played by Tilda Swinton". It was a struggle for me to keep my coffee in my mouth.
Link: *gagging on sheep brain*
Rhett: THINK ABOUT TERRAFORMED WALNUTS!!!
I love this format. Idk why everyone hates on all the food related episodes been loving it.
Where’s rhetts shirt from