- We got a bad case of
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theory of the multiverse pauses that if you can think of something it exists in an alternate universe. - Challenge accepted. - You've wondered what
your life would be like in another dimension. Would you have seven ears, a tail? Maybe even a happy childhood. - What about food? Today we're gonna be
reimagining some popular snacks from our universe and giving them a weird
interdimensional twist. It's time for Multiverse Munchies. - We're gonna be taking snacks changing something fundamental about them then deciding if that multiverse munchie is from a delicious dimension or if it it's a snack offension. - First up, we've got Wheat Thins. Bring in those from our dimension, Rhett. - [Rhett] I'm a fan. - I like a good Wheat Thin. - I would get into a box of Wheat Thins. And have a tough time getting out. - We are positive that there is a parallel universe out there where the the closest
thing that they've got is oh gosh this is heavy. Wheat Thiccs. - Ho ho!
Wheat Thiccs. - That is not a misspelling. 'Cause that's how they
are in this dimension. - Do I even need to show you, remind you what a real Wheat Thin looks like. - Let's take one out. Unless it's gonna take you forever. Wheat Thiccs, look at this packaging. I mean, it's real. We reached into another dimension. - Nostalgic.
- And pull our hand back and Wheat Thin box was in it. - But we can't tell you how we did that. It's proprietary. - Right there, bam. - Can you show me a Thicc? I've not seen this. It says lift to open. It's the same in that universe as well. Boxes are the same. - And there's English. - Oh god. (laughing) Wow. - [Link] That's a Wheat Thicc. - Oh my. That's not really what I was picturing. I thought it might be more than one. (laughing) It's a loaf.
(Wheat Thicc thumps) - Josh.
- Hold on. Why you keep dropping it? You gotta be biting it. - There's a mythical wait, let's bite it at the same time. - You wanna see if we can? - It's like a freakin'. (men groan) - Let me try again. Let me try to get a corner. Go molars, go molars on the corner. - Uh, uh-uh. (men groan) - I got it. Oh, the flavor is nice. - Now Josh, I know you didn't make these. But there's a Josh in another dimension that we reached and pulled through and do you know what that
alternate dimension Josh did to make this. - Do you know what his name is? - [Josh] Yeah, Shroj. They speak backwards like David
Lynch style in Twin Peaks. - That would just be Shoj. - [Josh] Oh yeah, well you know. (laughing) - [Link] This is really salty. - Did you use real Wheat
Thins to get to this? - [Josh] No, we recreated
the actual Wheat Thin recipe using stuff like brown rice syrup whole wheat flour, all that. But, theoretically in
this alternate universe people have gigantic jaws. - Yeah they do. It's a little moist in
the middle, which I like. - I'm gonna say I'm missing
the crunch a little bit. And I will also say-- - Mm-mm.
Mm. - That after we discovered this and after Josh had made it, found it it was brought to our attention that the official Wheat
Thin's Twitter account which we're huge fans of had once posted this April
Fool's Wheat Thicks joke. Made it four years ago, come on. We didn't know about it. - They didn't actually make it and they misspell Thiccs. - Yeah, they misspelled Thiccs that's the biggest problem with that. - It is a spelling, but
it's not nearly as fun. - I am continuing to eat them but I don't know if I need to go to this. Oh man, the crispiness. I really miss the crispiness. - I really like it. I like the softness, I like the bigness. (Wheat Thicc thumps) (Josh laughs) - You like banging it on the table. - [Link] It's an edible door stop so I'm gonna vote Delicious Dimension. - Nah, Snack Offension. - Here in our good old dimension when we want a meat treat on the go we reach for Slim Jim Meat Sticks. - But in another universe
they don't have Slim Jims and no, we're not
interested in Thicc Jims. - Nope. - In the universe we're thinking of they eat meat on the go in pouches and they love Slurp Janets. (laughing) Drinkable meat snacks. - Slim Jim, meet Slurp Janet. - You got a Slurp Janet for yourself and I got one as well. - [Link] I'm glad that it's warm. - You don't want a lukewarm Janet. - In this alternate dimension I think that all of their
teeth are made of feathers. (stammering) - I don't wanna communicate. What, do they fly with their mouths? - No, they'd have to slurp everything. - Why do they need feathers? How 'bout just gums? - It's for mating. - Oh, it's like peacocks. Look at the feathers on that one. - Right, look at the feathers in that one. - Yeah, right. Well, let's find out if we wanna visit. - Tink it.
- Slurp Janet. - I'm just wanna give you an
idea of the viscosity of this. You got an idea? - Good, got it. - Mm. - Wow. - That's Slim Jim.
- It is. - It's got the Slim Jim taste, the same. Same ingredients. - Ooh. Slurp into a Janet. (laughing) - It doesn't have the same-- - Ooh yeah! Slurp into a Janet. (laughing) (coughing) - I'm really into this. (retches) It's spicy, I like it. - It's a regurgitated Slim Jim. - Can you give it to babies. - Oh yeah. - [Rhett] Give this to a baby. - Make a baby hack up a lung, man. Little lungs, they're made of feathers. - I'm gonna be tasting Janet, like three hours from now. You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's so. It's got like-- - Six grams of protein per pouch. Janet, no you didn't. - I really like it. - No artificial flavors, no artificial yeah right. Zach, you just put that on there? - Yeah, he made that up - You spitballin' man, that's false. Everything about this is artificial. - The worst part about Slim Jims is the dealing with the, like well I gotta get it, I
can't get into the thing and then I'm the guy with
the meat stick in my hand. This is just so covert. It's like. - Delicious Dimension or Snack Offension? - Hold on, did he just Slurp Janet? - [Link] Covert. - Yes he did.
- Yes he did. - I think we're on the same page here. Delicious Dimension. - What?
(crew laughs) (laughing) No, it's not. It's horrible.
- Delicious Dimension. - Did you taste it? - Yeah, I been loving every minute of it. (belches) - What about that?
- I don't like that. - [Link] We are split again. Snack Offension. - [Rhett] Delicious Dimension. - Slap on your 10 gallon hats and lasso yourself a steer 'cause our next snack is from a completely wild west themed dimension. - Yes, in our world chocolate chip cookies are sailor themed.
Chips Ahoy! - Chips Ahoy! - But, there's an oceanless
wild west universe out there where everything is cowboy theme. HBO calls it Westworld. And we call their cookies Chips Yeehaw! - [Link] Chips Yeehaw?
Yeehaw! - What do we got here? We got, like-- - We got 160 calories. Serving size is three cookies. - They just copied it from the other case. I mean they copied it
in their other universe. It just happens to be the
same amount of calories. - Real baked bean cookies. - The cookie part is buffalo sauce? - [Josh] Yes, that's correct. - I think I'm gonna enjoy this. - The city of Buffalo,
New York still exists in the Wild West Universe, which is weird. - Right. And you still reference that from there. Yes, it had just found it's way into these particular cookies. - Look at that. - They sleeved them and everything. - [Link] They're freakin' fully sleeved. Do we have a cookie sleever? - It's a person. - [Link] And here we go, Rhett. - I think I could really, ooh. Ooh, yeah.
- [Link] Get yourself some. - I think I'm gonna enjoy a
trip to this particular place. There's a slight beaniness. It's not overwhelming, though. I might just pop this in my mouth without even thinking about it. Dink it. - Help me like this. - [Josh] You have a
typical sugar cookie base. Rhett's favorite food, beans and your favorite food, cookie. Cookie, bean, yeehaw. (crew chuckles) - The more you eat the not as bad as you
thought it was gonna be it doesn't get. It doesn't get worse. That initial bite's pretty bad, though. - Does it get better? - No.
(laughs) - So it just starts bad and ends bad. - It's kinda like cows on a plain. It's just like, nothing changes. As far as the eye can see there's no hope for this getting better. - Cows on a plain. P-L-A-I-N. - Not the snakes sort of-- - I was like, hold on. Somebody call Samuel L. Jackson. Who put these monkey fighting cows on this Monday to Friday plane? (crew laughs) - They're not bad. But they're not getting better. - I hate to say it I don't think I wanna
be sheriff of Bean Town. - In the other dimension. - The beans got hard. - And hot, there's a spiciness. - I like my beans soft. I don't like hard bean. - [Josh] I'm a hard bean man myself. - Well, nobody's perfect. - I'm starting to accumulate
a stomachache on the horizon. - [Rhett] We're in agreement.
These are-- - [Both] A Snack Offension. - In this last universe the
parents are far too busy to raise their kids. They gotta catch the next
episode of Young Sheldon. And then they gotta watch
it over and over again. Oh, Sheldon. (crew chuckles) - But they do have a very resourceful way of feeding their neglected
offspring in this alternate Sheldon loving dimension. No, it's not handfuls of
candy like Sour Patch Kids. They have Sour Patches 4 Kidz. - [Rehtt] Taking the easy way out. - That's right. From what they told me in
this alternate dimension you slap it on the child and then it delivers the sugary
nourishment that they need. - We've got savory flavors. Hot dog, mac and cheese, and ham sandwich. - Oh wow. - They're labeled. What do you want, Link? What do you want?
Oh gosh. - I kinda like a mac and cheese, honestly. - Well, here you go. Let me give you one of those. Right there on the top. Mac and cheese. - If you look at that it's just labeled if the kids can read
they can enjoy the patch. - I'm coming back here for hot dog. - It's kinda like a nicotine situation. Right? I gonna put it where do you typically
put those type of patches? - I got a ham sandwich. - You know, you might just think that I just put a squared
off slice of cheese on my arm but no.
This is Sour Patch 4 Kidz. Doesn't have to be sour. - Yeah, there we go. There's my ham sandwich. (crew laughs) - Seems that I've gone a little too far. - Yours just looks like cheese. Look, mine almost blends in. You would be like, hold on. Does that man have a ham
sandwich Sour Patch on him? Or not? Or does he just have a shiny look at that. It's so blendy. - You know what I'm gonna do? - You gonna mix and match? - I'm gonna take a hot dog and I'm gonna put that hot dog-- - Right on top of it? - On my mac and cheese. The kids love this. They're walking around
with their arms out. - Are they licking it? Are they eating it? (slurping) (crew laughs) The whole thing disappeared into my mouth. Hmm. - It's sour. - I kinda like it.
- [Josh] Kids love it. - It is freakin' sour.
- [Josh] Oh yeah. - It's the sour freakin' hot dog slice. - I'm not complaining about it. It's hard to slap it. You gotta slap it on a new spot. Because the slurp spot that you just got has been slurped and now you
gotta put it on a sticky spot so you can slurp it off
of the new splurf spot. - Have you taste the hot dog? - No.
- It's sour. (crew laughs) (slurping) - Sour.
- It is sour. - What about that? - That's just cheese, man. It's not sour. (crew laughs) - I can't. Mine's too far. I can't slurp it. - You can do it. You got it. Put your lips together. You're using your tongue too much. Just go. - I can't get both my lips to it. - Oh gosh that's horrible. - I'm about to break my arm, man. (slurping) - Put your lips together and suck. (slurping) Yeah, there you go. Close the top lip. Do it again. You gotta close it on it. - I can't get it. - You're a bad slurper, man. - You gotta get it closer if you really. Oh man, I think I've oh, I hurt my arm.
- You hurt yourself? - I hurt my arm and my sucker. - I'll tell you right now, I
had a great time with that. - That was fun. That was fun. - I'm gonna take a trip to
that particular dimension. - Book two tickets. One way trip because that was a-- - [Both] Delicious Dimension. - That was an incredibly fun
ride through the multiverse. Thanks for joining us. - And liking, commenting, subscribing hitting the bell, ringing
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This is such a good idea! I am very much counting on more of these Alternate Universe Taste Tests in the near future (Rhett & Link slurping those patches -- comedy gold)! Alternate Chef "Shoj" could even meet Josh. Thank you for this episode, Rhett, Link, and Mythical Crew!
They must have filmed this on Rhetts actual birthday. He was in rare form today.
Man I really want to try one of those wheat thiccs tbh
did Rhett actually say motherfuckin when he was quoting sam L jackson?? and they just dubbed those other things over? or did he just actually say monkey fighting and Monday thru Friday?? I have watched it like 10 times I cannot tell
"Slurp into a Janet" lmao
Link trying to make a dad joke about the spelling of thicc is a better joke