ALL OF r/FIRSTWORLDANARCHISTS

I do not want any engraving just leave the metal plate blank no engraving I wonder what that means that's such a strange thing to get engraved though right do not use blade to open you know what you know what man you know what you know what wow baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law civil trolling damn this one's old dude but it's still just adorable because of course you did that ah something's missing from this panel I'm pretty sure she's asking him if he's high yeah that's right I've seen stuff before dance like no one is watching what just because someone is watching doesn't mean you can dance like someone isn't come on ignore me pretend like I'm not even here so there's a rule against pumpkins in my dorm but it doesn't say anything about pineapples yeah why would they specifically not want pumpkins they're not any more messy than anything else especially a big juicy pineapple I think you just broke the law just took a bite out of an after8 before 8 although I guess technically it is after 8 a.m. though you want to get nitpicky with it which I often do please stop using emojis in your newsfeed it looks very unprofessional and childish we expect some dignity from a serious news organization like the BBC uh kiss my ass how about that Mark English ah but but uh but not the right uh right caution cops like to sit behind this sign well look by the time I notice your sign I'm already caught dude so thanks though fire department being Bros or at least they're attempting to be notice post no Flyers this building is currently a construction site all flyers and postings not related to the construction activities will be removed daily well I don't know about the bird pictures they're pretty uh they're pretty construction related right chair free zone oh man this mofo about to get it security is going to whoop his ass you've been caught I'm so proud that we are creating an International Alliance of nationalists together we'll beat globalism this is the best tweet since Flat Earth Society announced it has members all over the globe believe you me it's lost on our friend ah this is how we're vandalizing now now you're leaving stupid people like me out in the dark what am I supposed to do with this equation I don't know how to use it at least this person did thank you wa you are explicitly breaking the rules here dude stop that you stop that right now surprise motherucker I hate peas I'd love to run into this dude in California just so I can ask him what's wrong with peas man I mean they're not the best food in the world they're not the most flavorful but they're nutritious right and they're funky little things what's wrong with peas Californian man Amy Adams on gender pay Gap I don't want to be a headline anymore oh sh no high top Vans oh dude well you can't stop me nice try you are to assume the role of a Chinese immigrant in 1870 and write a letter home describing your experiences your letter should include the following your contributions and experiences in the westa gotcha teach I bet they didn't get any credit on that whatsoever or this one student did and then a bunch copied them and then realized the teacher was only going to fall for it one more time it's exhausting what are you banned from why Pizza Hut well we can't visit the Pizza Hut nearby anymore why a bunch of us were we're at the local Pizza Hut one of my buddies gets into an argument with the waitress and then the manager they refuse to serve him so he takes his phone and makes a call then puts his hand on the receiver and asks the manager for the address we all assume he's calling his dad to come and get him 30 minutes later a Domino's Pizza arrives oh that's pretty good Jackie writes the rules Jackie you can't just white out a question you don't want to answer sure she can she just did literally right there photography of all kind is prohibited yeah what are you going to do about it huh choose the name for your character Choose Wisely as it can't be changed later ah but you didn't you didn't try wisely memo warning government ministers not to leak memos is leaked incredible Bravo leave on or immediately turn off for the grand am pet Planet quit stealing our letters oh God damn it of course what's everyone listening to this morning Spotify well that's a weird sounding band what do they do things I hate vandalism lists irony lists repetition inconsistency damn that's a much worse version of a joke that's been around longer than humans BBC News add it again please never use the word lit again how about you kiss our asses friend many thanks to the London Left Right Street directions painters saved my life multiple times did it be honest with us now man says [ __ ] it needs lunch at 10:58 a.m. we've all been there friend I said my name was Mark with a c and I don't I don't see anything weird about this what they did what they did what you said what's the problem when you make a mac and cheese for you and your friend and you toss in one dry noodle to see who gets wrecked ooh that's fun I like that idea get off your fcking phone bro he must be so funny he must be such a funny cool interesting guy phone bad but not not when I need to look at it though no no no not not when I need to use it then it's then it's totally fine please do not write on board okay today's special order any two pizzas and pay for both of them oh see I don't mind that okay first Outlet sticker is up ah so just basic Dave is Satan no I I totally get it notice due to Festival rules we're not allowed to sell drinks including bottled water therefore August peanut sale one peanut for a dollar peanut shell included also comes with one free bottle of water with the purchase of said peanut what kind of Festival doesn't allow people to sell fing water the the guy who wore a Pepsi shirt to the World of Coca-Cola Museum oh the Mad lad I'm surprised they didn't beat the living hell out of him it is Coke after all damn you really playing these phones like that though no photos or autographs Mr fillian Mr fillian how many times do we have to tell you to stop breaking the rules wanted this man keeps breaking into my dorm and putting bottles of prgo marinara sauce under my pillow why are you you doing this do you work for prgo I've replaced my lock 11 times now please I went and had it delivered anyway I'm never really going to get enough of the whole Douro being delivered joke it's stupid but I do love it no dogs Beyond this point ha that's right you have to stay right there you can't go any further soliciting and posting of bills prohibited that's a lot of bills hey everyone in the comments which bill is your favorite do not print lb labels unnecessarily okay me when I was 13 unprotected anal Bank the hell's going on over there what's an anal Bank private sign do not read he might shoot me now some company employees took a stapler from the inventory to a world tour what I got to go to Disney World that's not fair now I'm really envious of a stapler aren't I the revolution has begun unfortunately this one will not be televised ah good oldfashioned a good oldfashioned way to ruin Robin's day isn't it that's just what we're setting out to do now huh screw you I'm bringing my sausages on the bus yeah why the hell is there a sign on the bus saying that you're not allowed to bring a pair of sausages on you do you man you absolutely live your best life don't let them get you down what is Victoria's Secret fashion brand Bakery her name is really Derek I think it's got to be the last one this guy took a selfie with a guy wearing a stop taking selfies t-shirt in the background he looks very amused but then again he should have known this was going to happen when he wore that damn shirt ah Will Smith in 7 lb have it now for just 8 lb my Petty Joy is putting stickers on the siren logo when annoying teenagers order millions of fraps at once so their Instagram posts are ruined it's the little things I don't know maybe just let people enjoy things and quit being a little B sitting in this area is prohibited unless you're this dog if you are this dog you're okay president's spokesman says he can't speak for the president weird huh ain't that just a little goofy spread Anarchy don't you tell me what to do no standing on shoulder aha you found a work around here you're not on shoulder you're on shoulders you're on both of them not breaking any rules here oh Jesus Christ I'm not even with this stop sign man this year thousands of men will die from stubbornness no we won't how goes the swimming friend God can you imagine having to swim and just just snow thank you for driving carefully don't worry about it I'm doing my best students may not write outside the box but we will still think outside of it can't stop me Teach contains liquids do not tip only a dollar really come on man it deserves more than that oh mofo got caught he played the game and unfortunately he lost this vending machine has graduated to a new level of Anarchy credit card only debit card only cash only no cash accepted what do I do exactly kick it open 1 second vid you lying son of a [ __ ] please wait to be seated hey whoa read the Sign Guy come on employees must wash anus before returning to work well okay I get it I get it but come on that's a little hyp specific isn't it wouldn't you say so it's not even Friday but that ain't going to stop me from roundhouse kicking you into the long weekend huh yeah yeah I did that oh my God they filled it up with an extra 150 ml the repercussions from this they're insignificant you can't miss me wow literally I mean how do you explain this to your boss on the phone sir I'm sorry it's not my fault no you the sign though the sign said so I will never cease the resistance I what oh I see you don't find skinless potatoes appealing no seriously it's all good I I'm with you in that cap I don't bother doing that with carrots what the weird stringy stuff that's on the carrot skin that's just free dental floss fun fact by the way that I recently learned turn turns out you shouldn't eat more than two carrots a day otherwise you develop carrot anemia this is something I am very thankful to learn now after being someone who would eat four carrots a day on average sure your skin turns more orange but technically more healthier of a tan than sitting out in the sun cursed connection the Nintendos they're trying to hack into the Xboxes don't do it Xbox don't be corrupted by the corruption in a senior living facility I worked at today only service animals are allowed in dining hall please stop drawing on this sign no technically obeys the laws here there's no drawing merely writing it's not my birthday or my birth but you bet I'm going to eat like any is happy birth to me definitely is coffee probably not coffee hm well it's either coffee or poop only one way to find out oh oh oh that's poop oh no maybe I got it wrong I'm about to burn this mofo to the ground One A Day Men's multivitamin multi-mineral supplement apparently helps you edge like a pro as well that's right with these tablets even a gust of wind could set you off oh but what's this two in one pal you you madman don't you see your pee will be expensive enough already when you take the supplement but taking two no that's going to be extra expensive and your dear customers can only afford so much per gallon that's right that's my law now with this image this person takes vitamins that just turn into expensive pee and he sells it on Amazon the economy might be going down the drain but this guy's pee isn't I might open this tomorrow brilling invoice open immediately no come on please quick there's there's cookies inside nice try the man in the van already tried that tactic and it worked bag of chips that I opened no that no that's not Anarchy that is trying to make things more difficult for yourself like oh yeah I brushed my hair with my foot first world Anarchy these oranges no what's up it's okay people only focus on the words they're always looking down at their phones and stuff they're not going to think about you know looking at the straight angle with their eyesight hey those are some really orange looking lemons he knows too much silence him ow God sorry I'm so sorry I forgot to put the silencer on oh I flushed without the lid oh sir that's this subreddit is first world Archy not self harm just I mean as long as you didn't you know look down as you flushed no skincare routine will truly fix all the poop particles on your face when random Japanese girl says I only date a bad guy yeah I'm a pretty big boss I have the premium coffee this one's black what that that that's just the price tag that I left on the bottle when I bought it yep it brings me joy no skateboards roller blades bicycles or motorcycles on sidewalk uh excuse me sir that's illegal what for me to exist here yes oh well I know when I'm not wanted yep yep uhhuh yeah off you go please okay my 8-year-old is on the path I see your milk cap and imply that I'm too weak to loosen it 77,000 of you people art do not follow us please God one thing one thing for you to follow and you can't even do it school failed you all my dad does this to avoid cutting pepperoni wow I but when you want to add some RNG to your dinner time look at least he didn't go as chaotic as to make sure every single slice had an equal amount of pepperoni I don't have permission taking photos video recordings and film shootings without permission from are prohibited for more information please contact tell quick someone legally changed their name to B and tell the this person it's okay it's their only chance to avoid jail time spotted in the minage pickup area oh no free competitive advertising now look to be fair when you've got such a cheap knockoff attempt to Bunny's Warehouse kind of name like Menards that doesn't sound like a place should go to for Good Home Depot I actually don't know what they sell okay just checked yeah they're a bunny's Warehouse ripoff they don't they're not as good they you don't get a sausage sissle outside every Saturday for only $350 H they used to be $2 they used to be $1 50 actually what happened what happened what's this inflation where's your God now Pizza on pineapple you eat the pizza crust normally you will eat the pineapple crust no dogs Beyond this point well according to the justice system this is a bad dog but fortunately the subreddit it's in cancels that out so it's now just dog that is certainly the most dog of them all fighting capitalism one pooper scooper repair at a time what's that legitimately repairing a slight issue with your own product or property that you bought with your own money how dare you you're lucky that's not a home appliance or mobile phone otherwise you'd be on a lore of trouble next you'll be trying to refill your ink cartridges as if that should be some sane thing you're allowed to do I'm not paid by in cartridge companies my dad doesn't care what the car says oh man that's I'm no I'm sorry this is where it draws along how can you be an anarchist when you got such nice wooden decal treat your terrible investment SL depreciating asset with respect don't tell me what to do wait don't send a screenshot this post looks better when you share it wow really yeah really wait what what are you doing stop clicking the X no click no the share click the share stop clicking the X I mean it's practically an invitation danger do not climb H and my teacher told me my inability to read white font would be be a detriment to my life but it says do not CL hi my teacher told me my inability to read three-letter words would be a detriment to my life a beardless Abraham Lincoln the photo was taken in Beardstown Illinois in 1858 ah the irony or maybe the tax to be in beardown after all how can it still be Beardstown if there's no beards Mr Lincoln Mr Lincoln any quick words to your fans in the future am uh-huh wow oh man it's like he's really here with us all right see you Lincoln nobody tells this bird where it can be prohibited animals bikers skaters they didn't mention anything about dinosaurs tweet tweet mother flipper please abide by these rules when pulling a paper how about I flip you with a dinosaur ha no please don't pull with on the one hand no no oh what what put out the watermelon display boss Kids Choice the Watermelons having these will surely be a disappointment but hey ain't nothing your kids can't relate to I put WinRAR into raar file oh my God the Big Bang it has banged itself do not read the next sentence well it's a good thing I'm lawfully good moving on where you going red van it it was the only personal license plate that was left that had van what if I don't refill it with Kiko man refill only with Goman well it's just like that old jingle they have it surely is the smartest plan when you fil only with kick men or the wise we'll come to your house and find you in your bed and you're asleep at midnight and take your bones guaranteed I'll be leaving this sticker right where it is please remove this label no no no I've seen enough Temple running cave crawling Indiana Jones style movies to know that doing this is just going to summon a giant boulder behind me no thank you sir we put our roadblocks on whatever street we damn well want on Elmwood Avenue no Mount Hope this guy posted on reddits instead of Facebook find us on Facebook at Northeast Ohio rocks post a picture and rehy me # see you found one congrats either a basic task that you failed to actually do right or you yeah you just like to do things the wrong way cuz that's all you're used to doing cuz you're a failure and that's okay I don't know where I'm going with this I just put up a sign that says no exit on the only door of my toilet so now everyone leaving the room may feel a little Anarchy well you best hope you have no friends who have the brain level of a Sim character otherwise that's it's going to be a real bad time you just this is exactly how you start kidnapping people unintentionally not sure if a brand new sign or if the rule isn't enforced often do not hang lock boxes on this post or they will be cut off yep it seems they've given up on this rule also in their defense if you're if you're against them doing this why does the poll have literal holes in it designed to hold lock boxes that's bourbon in the glass you ring to me as the kind of person who purposely deceives their friends and family by Christmas time to act extremely disappointed in front of them for your own enjoyment gentlemen we've tried everything to stop these beasts but it's futile all you did was put up a side they just can't be controlled damn the man this is a set do not separate they are extremely codependent notice the lack of drip they both have they lack such a fashion sense that they've developed a lot of social anxiety so they need they need to be together at all times to feel comfortable I'll share whatever the freak I want PayPal 76482 is your security code don't share your code quick everyone hack into their PayPal now's your chance 2 weeks ago my secret relaxation spot do not lean or sit on wall just so you know sign the only reason I'm appealing to your request is because I'm too too lazy to climb you I am a menace do not knife cat am I rebellious or can I just not read the answer is C I like to stab things hey Michael your order of 37 empty yet wrapped cardboard boxes is here you going to give them to me sorry guys but this is too much O How dare the local populist do the same thing some recycling companies do to third world countries don't they know if they just take the initiative to put them in the recycling bin then we can make it another country's problem instead come on you use your brain people stack stop do not stack yeah what he said oh god oh shut up I'm not even that heavy most people say Australia's Wildlife is so dangerous because they can kill you but the true danger about them is that they don't follow the law they may look so ootsy dooty cute and cudly wubbly bubbly you just want to pinch their cheeks and give them little pets all day long and squeeze them and wrap them around your arms and just hold them like little cutie cuddly teddy bears but I guarantee they have five of their mates ready hanging at the rooftop ready to swoop down and push you over onto the tracks it's not the drop bears you have to fear anymore Foreigner it's the swoopers Crocs stay on during anarchism call that no GMA yes G no I even stirred it with a fork I mean that's it's kind of what I do it's called being too lazy to clean up your little spoons and arguably this isn't really Anarchist at all you're just helping to brew it faster and more efficiently so first post found this in a computer store of all things no Hammer Zone but that that thing there is maybe they just mean the dance move saw this while going for a stroll someone couldn't read donate here thank you we do not well all I see are big signs telling me to daati so I'm a daati this kardi sure would be awkward if there were some tiny text in comparison to the big signs telling me to do otherwise doesn't care for your stupid rule docks only no se calls M I I mean uh wolf wolf m w why wife wine no parking here to Corner freak you I can do what I want this photo was taken from 8 ft away no King within 10 ft now see you just exposed yourself peasant here you dropped this oh no sorry I'm looking at a peasant move on peasant a well steeped tea being necessary to the sanity of our mornings the right of the people to brew and bear tea bags even in a coffee mug shall not be infringed well hey there friend it seems you're using our products to not have coffee now I have no qualm with that in fact I uh support your use of the First Amendment there now before you take that first sip I at least like to give you the privilege to inform me what would you like to tell your family that hole wasn't made for me nope no no no no no I know what this is referencing and no thank you i' I'd like to have no no no nightmares for me thank you very much I'm going to just remove this memory from my brain he's Above the Law well of course he is look at him he is cute also he's related to those seagulls and as we all can see they clearly don't follow the rules themselves I do what I want notice no photos or video allowed ah but see this person is doing us a service by taking this photo and sharing it around online we all now know not to take photos or videos in this area though if you want to remind us feel free to take a photo or video to remind us that you can't do that the designer was proud of his work yeah job well done sir you're under arrest no what do you mean see how it feels to boss other people around for doing things you don't even do right yourself there is no irony in me saying that as a police officer today is Monday well it's a Friday somewhere back in the past so what I'm trying to say is uh gyms the the little sign in the background there it says gyms can't wait to toss these babies on the grill this weekend Oh God is it literal babies never mind honestly I think throwing literal babies on the grill would probably be a bit of Anarchy but I you know I I guess the packaging of these could fire up the grill please do not touch ah but what if I touch with four fingers instead of five damn it he's found the loophole no Turk I'm not a Turk I'm just I'm a very fat car so shame on you for being reductive tuck around and find out Expedition untucked linen shirt observe how fashionable it is not doing what we said it's for and an inexperienced cheerer could make things uncomfortable I wrote and twice and I'm not editing this man is on an whole other level yeah seriously where in human history does one get that close to their second comment in up votes not even getting awards for their second comment dude is breaking the internet subculture as we know it dogs only no seagulls well oops that sucks opening a bag of fish filets cut here no I'm going to go the other direction you can't control me ha I'm free hey hey no don't don't do that you're going to ruin what's inside that's why it's there do not extinguish candle with lid when the lid is wooden I totally get it I I do do not litter here well this one just makes me upset that's so gross and nasty look how cool and funny you're being when you making mac and cheese for you and your friend and you toss in one dry noodle to see who gets wrecked okay I love where your head is at I love that just some good oldfashioned macaroni roulette dude my cooking methods are best described as unconventional spoon wrong absolutely incorrect you idiot he's behind you oh well I guess he's not missing okay drinking sleepy time tea in the morning is this mad Lads or first world anarchists really think about it cuz this this gives me more madlad energy than anything else nothing like opening a new carton of milk in the morning oh you're a psycho oh that's not even the weirdest part about this image what is with all the damn peppers on the counter dude what are you doing please do not tie dogs or bices to the fencing thank you H suck it gotcha a dog named Cat hello everyone I am cat happy day these dogs are so goofy ugly but I can't help but love them because they're small and clearly anxiety-ridden look at the cute shirt danger never open this door after dark always look before you open this door your life could depend on it or if you don't know how to read stuff like this never always open look this before door you open after this Dark Door your life could depend on it M craft pancake syrup where where is it huh this one's weird to look at do not Place anything in front of panels that means here I know you just did it for the photo but dude sometimes the rules should be followed noted no dogs Beyond this point you son of a that's the coolest house I think I've ever seen by the way I mean look at it no chew deterrent mofo really took that personally godamn that's how you know your product ain't worth a sh ain't worth a so there's a rule against pumpkins in my dorm but it doesn't say anything about pineapples you know what the worst part about this idea is has nothing to do with the pineapple it's just that whenever a rule doesn't happen to mention something and you use it as a loophole cool it's not in the rules for now next year it's it's going to be in the rules and a bunch of other things are going to be in the rules because you found a little loophole once the eastern most point in the US is called West qu quty head some of these places man easternmost Point West quty head in we'll just say main it's just main preparing the Golden Balls of disappointment you are a monster you are a monster that's all I can say found on the printer we have an anarchist in the workplace do not print this page to view your printing options return to the document and click the print option in the menu in the top right corner of the page you've got a psycho on your hands you need to find them and fire them pull from the top or not thanks I've completed the impossible when can I expect my Guinness World Record certificate The Impossible puzzle I mean I got to say that's pretty impressive though I wouldn't have been able to do it a McDonald's employee chipping away a solid Nickel in profit with a 1:1 sauce to nugget ratio not bad I guess replying to no reply email no reply yes reply actually Rebel trash Panda opposum rest stop is it opposum or just posum I can never remember but hey get out of here no no yes never let them predict your next move all right be unpredictable at all times please do not climb on the Rocks hey look that's for lawsuit purposes the goat can't sue you if it hurts itself up there okay plus it's a goat they can climb anything my favorite to eat cereal from a bowl wait what my favorite way to eat cereal from a bowl eats out of McDonald's Coca-Cola glass do you consider glasses bowls your petty rules don't apply to me God damn you are gripping that paper towel dude please stand here be Co safe hey whoo hey when was this photo taken screaming every Saturday yes I know this is a Friday well what the hell dude you can't do that I'm such a rebel do not cover bre breather hole hey you're going to break it use a basket for easy shopping is the cat going to help me is he going to help me pick out my food for the week guy standing guy standing sitting nationality British he would be is guy standing still around hey well come on really it's right there in front of my salad some men just want to watch the world burn no no not the cast iron skillet please soup spam can better a burger add hidden well it's spam Spectrum card inside do not Bend thank you Postal Service F your anti- bird spikes it's actually kind of funny there are some birds that just H don't work on me dude nice try leaves does not elaborate I don't think so spoon is in the cup spoon is on the table triangle square a circle are we just shouting out shapes we stand with Ukraine no standing but sign can't tell me no step I don't know what you're stepping on be careful hey whoa you're not supposed to have Popsicles or sausages on this train or sorry bus I guess I love how absolutely happy he looks though it's so great just warms my heart The National Trust strictly no Landing sensitive area for seals and nesting Birds well I don't think he's a nesting bird but he's a bird you can't tell me what to do you can only like this today have a super B well hey wait a minute I'm recording this on March 9th Mario day is not till tomorrow screw the system God damn you are really breaking every single one of the rules I wonder how many of them they're going to catch you in violation of cuz they forget about a few right oh what have you done to the bubble tape my favorite mug for tea Coco it's a lie it's a damn lie I simply refuse I I tear you to try and stop me I hate you to whomever is place in googly eyes all over the office please stop thank you with all due respect no question everything why no just know don't you dare upboat this horrible thing oh stop it I didn't throw it away are you going to eat it okay don't try to shake the hands of the fish all right visiting Taiwan for the first time I noticed beagles like Beagles notice squirrels the rules be damned what no photography hey wait a minute do not tip yeah get yourself something nice no dog toilet they said no dogs not no furries do not count one two damn it I'm sorry I broke the rules literally instantaneously photo I took with my phone today no cell phones allowed thank you this sign can't stop me because I can't read notice no cats allowed on countertop you you can train cats to a certain extent right but there are some things that you will never have power over and that includes cats they always break the law Area 51 Anarchy definitely on a watch list now oh shoot hold on let's see US Air Force installation photography of this area is prohibited no drones blah blah blah I mean as long as you stay right there you're fine the second you go past that gate they're going to they're going to kick your ass dude cat doesn't care about history uh they don't usually help us preserve our history please do not sit on the furniture well cats don't count critical space flight Hardware do not touch is this real did he actually did he really something about this does feel a little incorrect but you never know I got on the train anyway please avoid traveling on our trains what can you imagine sitting down on a train and then seeing a sign that says hey don't do that tear this you know you're such a goddamn Rebel I'll put the sign on whatever floor I want to well yeah okay what am I looking at oh I see nice the anarchy shirt is just not having any of your Conformity today cheers mate I'm having an IPA at the Guinness bar I'm sure that no one there gave a rat's ass you're not the boss of me box please do not touch that box is going to kick your ass if you keep pushing it it's too late you can't stop me now but that's false advertising it's not soft soap anymore do not use blade to open okay no don't use me no from the makers of 71 this summer prepare for the Blockbuster sequel 7 12 the wages are back and they've never been lower there are currently no animals in this exhibit well what do you call that huh we call that a he's seen too much kill him no it's a duck yes please don't do that while we line up the shot no ball games okay but there's a no ball games you think it would have been easier just to remove the hoop than to install a sign the no ball right it's because of the windows behind them all right everyone bring out your rocks and sharp Stones we're playing with them instead no B play Hey I'm not playing I'm assaulting you with physical objects that's damn it I'm not having any fun at all this is very stressful for me I'm not enjoying myself ye oh so unsatisfying warning Bill posters will be prosecuted but which bill you can't prosecute us all I am so confident this is specifically in Australia just by the ice cream at the bottom and the koala in the top left that and one of our prominent ex political leaders that I doubt anyone outside Australia would actually know Bill bald of course good guy always pooped in the Parliament House though time to get my days of healthy bacteria from my yogurt Yum Yum Yum let's see I should grab some Corona yogurt yes that's absolutely delicious I'm sorry did did you did you not cut where the scissors told you to cut I'm going to be a reminder that no seagulls are permitted in this oh God what is this chips reserved for the dog wolf yeah checks out it's pretty fued up looking dog dog bone something park now there's another word there clearly but it seems like as if they purposely painted over it I wonder why anyway let's continue on little doggy yeah W pretty [ __ ] up looking dog please do not sit here and of course there a cat why who else would it be what else would it be they're the only species on this planet aside from the seagulls who actively participate in chaotic neutrality just suffer for everyone that's the Mantra if I fits I sits and I must remind you I can fit inside the human rib cage pretty wrote will you marry me in the sand hope it freaks up a couple's holiday I want she got the devilish smile to go along with [Music] it chips hm technically still accurate there are in fact chips on that bow rookie mistake Anarchist but you failed you Law Abiding Citizen oh what a loser I like to think this classic conundrum was the first step for all of us in understanding that the world doesn't actually make sense rules and laws are arbitrary FSE constructs made by man we are all but a speck of the god of chaos themselves pouring Pepsi into a can of Coke next you'll be doing a knife dance with babies do you see Timmy do you see the consequences of your actions reality unfolding around you are because you didn't want to get a different glass oh look Timmy didn't learn his lesson now he's mixing Cola with beer wers it's clearly not be a clock otherwise you'd be drinking one wouldn't you liar deceitful stinky man this machine does not accept cash credit card use only okay time to tap a tap cash only well what what do not exceed to high stacking you not exceed to high stacking I'd like to blame this on them literally not learning to read or care but I'd say this is more of a case of a manager telling them to do this regardless this ain't Anarchy it's just a classic case of negligence yay girl I only date Bad Boys me let me show you what's in my butt son what why I'm sorry mother what the hell's going on it's just so stunk in here ah it's a pretty big cat bed but you know it's a cat bed because they stitched a they they stitched what shouldn't be on the bed the revolution has begun oh that sounds nice is that like a second lunch or something I I'm just happy to be outside you know do not cor what are you doing crossing the line stop it well I'm upset now so I'm going to cross my arms stop it sorry am I annoying you yes yeah that did cross my mind private sign do not welcome to drive safe if you really think about it this shouldn't be surprising to us I think this person was late to their appointment and panicked presenting the newest way to make authentic Mexican Cuisine the white man way a lovely photo of a class in year six titled respect oh very not hang on zoom zoom zoom to whoever is placing googly eyes all over the office please thank you remember to pull down with both hands like this no not not like that what are you a velociraptor also I wish I was there so I could see how they took this photo oh no wonder they keep their hats on they are clearly heavily Bolding also how did they have enough of a patching to give Luigi a mustache but they what they just used a black texture or marker for Mario lounge chairs are not permitted on beach as tourists don't feel obliged to follow this rule the lifeguards are no longer obliged to come save your butt if you get caught in a Riptide May natural selection be ever in your favor oh no the BOS they're evolving all those classes in acupuncture and using shuy mats have paid off oh boy some capry sun Ro War but that's what I'm after in the hot summer sun let me just grab this back temporarily out of stock okay but it's right here I can just grab temporarily out of stock but it's right here I can just grab kill this one too oh dang capron's out of stock oh well next time I'll come in next time stand down this ride is closed for the day thank you for not PE coocking about wa look out we got a badass over here look at this above the max line oh man you're going to kill us all stop it this American flag is not made in China made in China three free prints but please do not Bend well technically I'm just sitting on them so your argument is mute please do not Place items on top of the microwave yes I am aware of the irony if anything my request here to no longer exist in this place should be relatable to you as in the workplace I mean not life jeez no wow uh do are you okay do you want to speak to someone look I know I'm just a piece of paper but like if you need a chat just you know just come by and say hi Place milk here now I'm a super holic well I was and then I came across this amazing juice that makes you poop so uh now I guess you could just say I'm a classic uh drug addict because caffeine's a drug please keep these doors closed at all times don't let them be open they don't like that it's exhausting for them they have to be self-aware and considerate of other people's thoughts and experiences for the door's Comfort please ensure they stick to staying to their prejudices hey excuse me that says no soliciting buddy if you knew what the purpose of a bird call is you'd understand I am definitely not solicit well okay actually wait yes I am soling dogs only no seagulls excuse me sir can I help you right now oh I apologies that was a very articulate F fonetic you're back you go doggy pretty [ __ ] up looking dog no smoking well maybe this man just wanted to start a fire you never know and I for one am not going to deny this man his freedom ah look it's a classic case of what you intend to do at first but ultimately end up doing no vehicles Beyond this point well obviously the sign is talking about vertically so as long as you're not above it you're fine sh coniss I see you two enjoy exploiting the fact that they are indefinitely the same Schmid different smell be honest to yourself this shoe would seem like it's incredibly valuable if it had a little tick on the side look I know you don't think it's that big but they're just asking for you to use both hands okay just one request mate that's all they're asking maybe fiddle with a little knob on the side there too why not well I followed the first step but then I uh I panicked in my panic I opened it in other ways phones down eyes up leave your your phone alone man that's such a powerful message about drivers these days I'm going to take a photo of it as the driver at this intersection now to just use my other hand to try and post it on social media while driving just quickly say it's a powerful message people should learn to abide by these kind of rules because it risks others lives perfect I'm different than everyone else grab your fresh juicy watermelons rip for the summer M look it's hard for me to be mad at this I actually prefer pumpkins over watermelon please do not touch glass no do it come on you know you want to don't listen to the sign don't let them keep us aart no quaas allowed well this is just discrimination I'm going to sue this Bakery please stay off rocks seagull be like freak you I don't do what you tell me your Uber code is 7115 never share this code hey internet what do not shoot in this direction my God I love how one of them even went out of the way to to shoot a smiley face onto it you know that's that's skill please do not sit on stairs pigeon be like freak you I don't do what you tell me kids work together to create Eternal recess # Community clever little product gimmick here from dryfit they put an L so you can tell which sock is for your left foot and they put an L on the other one if you like to just create suffering in the world now this sock compan is a bit different they like to just screw up your perception of everything in general cuz as we all know the right side is on the right side that's correct that's why there's an R there because the right side's always been that way I don't know what you've been told but what you've been told is wrong stand here no damn it human no God this is why we robots plan an uprising every Friday night rules are made to be broken you think you're the winner here jok's on you you just went on an all expensive trip around the world to prove a point and this stapa got it all for free now if you'll excuse me I'm going to walk around with a shirt that says do not give free fre money welcome back to tour to France unfortunately two more cyclists are now fugitives on the run as they have broken the local laws here in France an unfortunate display of unsportsmanship at this rate it's unsure if mulberger or Tunes will come to the end of this race with medals all handcuffs during the last round of trollgate people said that I should be banned from posting photos of myself because I'm too ugly so I just like to commemorate the occasion with these three selfies lady be like freak you I don't do what you tell me when you're loal Library starts suddenly sewing the seeds of Anarchy why not try these crime try crime do it don't know how he has booked some people who did it and failed don't do what they did do it right no bicycle riding rollerblading roller skating skateboarding and scooter riding technically okay because we didn't say no before those words but also we didn't say anything about unicycling so well played no fans so I I'm afraid I can't pity your discrimination here because I'm too busy being distracted and envious of that cat show start playing saxophone what gim me this is water is it yeah you don't sound confident you you know you you should it's water oh wow that's I get it you like rust stain remov hey whoa dude how does it say super wet is it is it referring to your mom do not touch this desk okay but for real though why the hell is that sign there and why does it need so many exclamation points Do not sit here what that rule does not apply to Felines and you know it to whomever is placing googly eyes all over the office please stop thank you I have heard your plea and have decided to respectfully decline directions for adults and adolescents chew two gummies daily but it but it says one I raised him well no D oh God dang it Natural Foods I don't think you'd want to eat any of these Natural Foods something not very natural might occur H groundhog steals Farmer's crop and eats it in front of his security camera he's a thief a menace hey wait a minute horse can't you read now seriously no one taught this horse how to read please keep off the grass oh look at those little Whipper Snappers I wonder if they'll ever end up doing anything with their lives someday maybe be able to look back on this photo and think it's funny cheese no not quite the part closed at 10:00 we're getting a little crazy God damn you're insane wow crazy you're crazy girl Jimmy John's sending this message when it's literally 12:00 p.m. nowhere it's 12:00 p.m. somewhere time to order oh I see right no no that's okay now I got you wrote will you marry me in the sand hope it screws up a couple's holiday oh what's it like being being Satan next intersection 0.1 Mi no motorized vehicles uh huh my watch ain't got no any on it huh I see what you mean no I get it I completely understand the book with no pictures oh hey it's by BJ Novak would you look at that the guy's writing children's books come on BJ you're better than this hey whoa whoa buddy when the box says don't use a knife it's because you could slice into the [ __ ] that's in there and then knowing you you'd about a big cut being in the item the Box told you not to with orange cauliflower now I may be colorblind but something feels a little off about this image he did not order anything before or after taking a seat welcome to Cafe Dee outdoor seating only for customers please order before you sit thank you yeah and then you guys took the photo and you both left we get it just sometimes I like to let my Wild Side get the best of me you know oh look at you go you Wild Thing hm wait uh hold no something's wrong no bicycle parking I say yes bicycle parking all right Pepsi Coca-Cola glass right did we just saw something like this this isn't quite as fun what that zero what zero oh oh oh oh sorry no duh no pets except service animals how do we know this little guy is not a service animal I don't understand photo taken with my phone no devices at the table thank you oh look at you go you crazy son of a [ __ ] you can't stop me Toronto no photography what none at all are you positive no have you thought this one out ah pineapple pizza no really it's it's actually it's actually pineapple pizza this time no ball playing what no ball playing why it's because of the windows become ungovernable I don't know I'd say dogs figured that out a long time ago attention Wayne Hills residence please stop throwing beer bottles at the drones they're property of Portsmouth Police Department and they run surveillance on a no P you Pi your drones I hope they crash okay you're drinking some Power Aid but you repping Gatorade I don't understand what's going on here maybe you want to feel premium but you want a budget I printed this paper bag model out of wood PLA and I have to keep telling my brain that it's not a real bag I'm just going to leave it around the office randomly to make people question reality that would be a great way to freak me out pull handle with arm I mean you don't have to pull the handle with your arm but you just washed your hands I imagine and uh Now you kind of didn't just wash your hands no back in parking dude I [ __ ] hate that I'm sorry I know that there are quote unquote reasons for that but no back in parking seriously screw you dude I'm just saying no bicycle riding rollerblading roller skating skateboarding or scooter riding well hey this guy is breaking absolutely zero of your rules you got two r right foots what's that like okay wait a minute that sign isn't necessarily referring to him they're not even the same color the town of Lincoln considers portions of this road unsafe for bicycle travel doesn't mean I can't do it look bike at your own risk is clearly what this is telling me tomato ketchup and honey mustard except not at all and you're a liar hm the biker why don't you try that one again friend what it's a seagull I expect them to follow the rules even less than I would expect a cat okay no selfies in the bathroom now why would you actually have a sign like that in there though who cares do not cut with sharp object unless you want sad face again probably because you're slicing into what you ordered well this one's just ridiculous fajita signature seasoning for beef wait hold on oh no I see what's going on here but it's just seasoning bro if it tastes good put it on there please no signs here oh sh no rules apply when you're a cat help us preserve our history please do not sit on the furniture yes but a cat is not a person it's a little different the sliding door company doesn't use sliding doors huh that one is a thinker no dogs on this sofa ha gotcha that's not a sofa I'm a soup holder no you hold my extra large coffee blatant disregard spotted no parking on grass H it's not like the grass is doing too well anyway so who cares who cares stairs fire Door Keep closed all right then for safety reasons standing on a parking slot to reserve it isn't allowed yeah I don't like people to do that [ __ ] you if they're not there they're not there get the [ __ ] out of my goddamn way look I'm sorry to the editor but when something makes me mad it makes me mad you don't get to stand on the goddamn parking space whoever is coming to get it ain't going to get it I'm sorry he's not going to play by society's rules Dunkin coffee at Starbucks you've got shitty coffee at a shitty coffee house I don't think they care do not step on do not step on what Capri Sun Roaring Waters temporarily out of stop what's in the boxes then I get it cuz it's a stop sign but it says go on it now for some reason tacos are for more than just Tuesdays try one today wait hold on wait do not take baby across line wait why not what what's going on making an illegal amount of tea you can't do that close the gate close gate uh Titanic was sunk by a German yubo in 1912 you're thinking about the the Lucitania in 1915 nope I'm spreading misinformation oh we'll carry on then it is forbidden to sit on the floor uh thank you took my cat to the dog park dog bone Park what a name did your cat have fun do you want to touch a Snowman no was watching the tour to France and thought it was funny sorry if my sense of humor is a bit dry all right well let's judge you ah no I get it that would have made me giggle to this side up depending on what's in there I'd be pretty [ __ ] mad no dog walking private property keep off grass we don't have to respect rules around here we've got dogs wow crazy you're crazy girl I look just like Buddy Holly don't tell me what utensils to use H I don't think it was telling you I think it was suggesting which one would probably work best in this random holder what is this for you call that a knife this is a knife that's not a knife that's a spoon all right all right you in red seedless grapes 300 bucks what is going on nothing can stop this nesting honestly yeah the pigeons are adapting dude we got to figure something else out like a sky doome a laser Shield you're not supposed to be here I'm in a library and reading on my Kindle I mean Whatever Gets your rocks off I guess I guess you could say I'm a bit of an anarchist could we say that I mean could we really $1 large bean water M delicious I mean I don't know dude I don't mind spending $6 on the bean water cuz it tastes like fake pumpkin juice it's as flat as can be do not lay flat well do not lay flat or put what an ATV on it anti-leak bottle dares to leak on itself yeah that anti-leak technology freaking rocks dude Pikes Peak in the 1950s when my dad made his own rules look I see Pikes Peak every single day of my life I live in the Colorado Springs area and I got to say the balls on this man I mean at least he didn't fall off leave this comment at 666 likes oh no I'm not like the other corgis well he will be in about 10 minutes you got to get even so he's going to flip over soon pass the fill line you are one naughty naughty uh person of indeterminate gender I like to live dangerously I mean I think it means no photography past the past that you know it doesn't matter I deleted it don't delete no you can't do that don't tell me what to do I mean okay but you're going to lose all your [ __ ] ignore this please just a test I won't ignore this you're a bastard it's fine that sign doesn't apply to Kia that is true it's a some kind of law that went around also uh quick question for the world what's wrong with backing into the space no really and don't tell me that it symbolizes that you're storing the car cuz that's [ __ ] why can't you back into a space do not touch belongs to Amy yeah Amy I'm touching it I'm tching it I had to pick a nickname for Pokémon go Digimon master I'm a menace is your name Dennis no okay then also always remember the reason they put that stupid thing on there is so you don't slice up the sh you just bought wait so we've got uh milk in the Pepsi glass not exactly what I was expecting I was expecting pilk you know Pepsi milk security cameras in use but not actively monitored right sure I believe you probably missed the sign right I mean honestly if they rode up from the right and parked it right there of course they did it's like hidden right behind that flower pot the cats are joining the cause for sale Do not sit well I mean I don't know rule don't generally apply to cats usually because they can't read H go ahead and report me hot coals only fine where do I report you who do I report you to I will do it right now what sign doors are to be opened doors are meant to be opened oh yeah you're scared you're scared of the repercussion so you're hideing your face airport bar not giv a place orange here I mean I don't know why you would need to place the orange in a specific spot on the glass but damn all those people who Park like [ __ ] let them be mildly infuriated for a change dude honestly this is some great retribution cuz it it's not the end of the world I'm sure they can use their key to saw that thing off but it'll take them a few extra minutes of being pissed off and you know they won't learn their lesson and then they'll do this again somewhere else cannot be contained is that so be safe stay on paths okay but one more step and you're in trouble I am not a slave to your corporate rules okay Britain you got to com down all right photography and cell phone use prohibited you're using both at the same time I imagine you're you're insane Pilots drawing the a good job made a pizza at my job a burger bar I'd give it a try doctor don't give a damn notice this is a drug-free workplace why am I supposed to get my drugs I grow where I want they really do you can't stop them man naming my Pokémon Pikachu Squirtle charm that's it's all wrong it's all wrong don't tell me how to play pool why not no glasses on the pool table wouldn't you need those to see huh how you going to play if you can't see nonpotable water now wait just a minute power up with Duracell how about no Energizer you're an Energizer Stan I've always preferred Rayovac I don't care for your rule this is a public event now for your privacy please lock the door okay well uh all right name your kitten your real name don't use your real name damn it you got him there someone's going to take that bike removed it Verizon equipment do not remove as screw Verizon volunteered to help set up an exam room you're an evil person no really I don't like you be a good neighbor and pee on my yard sign cats are above the rules exactly I just said that please do not sit what you're going to teach the cat English and then hope it follows the rules if it were a lady it would get its bottom pinched if this lady was a car she'd run you down what kind of [ __ ] sign is that dinner is served Chick-fil-A sauce with McNuggets never had Chick-fil-A sauce I'm not really planning on it shared well damn I didn't know you could do that right on your stupid design cops like to sit behind this sign they sure do you're not the boss of me silly gemstone wait hold on we got to zoom in here what does it say oh I see I don't give a damn about your slogan well mainly because it doesn't seem to be true don't stack anything on here fragile again cats don't tell me what to do please don't speak Italian to the goat what happens when you speak Italian to the goat don't tell me where to stand well I mean I'm just saying maybe the no standing area is that way for a particular reason you know I'm just saying geography is for statists what Florida Tile Incorporated in Lexington Kentucky oh I see what you're saying my dog sticking his middle claw up at Authority oh you better cleaned up after him who going to stop me work vehicle do not follow I feel like it's supposed to say do not follow very closely you know so you can keep your windshield just in case but you do you man Ronald loves Subway so did you bring a Subway cup to McDonald's or did you bring an entire statue of Ronald to a Subway either way where the hell do you live were there still Ronald McDonald statues true Rebel no swimming come on if you can swim in that you deserve to break the rules this tap is pushing the boundaries it is it is but it's not technically where the sign says no tap right I eat hot pockets with a fork I've done that before sometimes you just don't want to deal with it I count three do not count I count 1 2 3 4 and maybe a fifth one in the back there come on you can't count dude open sesame yes look man it doesn't matter where the hell you open it God have mercy on me for this one I don't think God's going to let you pass the Pearly Gates now friend no trespassing keep out is that a public park or are you just doing that on someone's lawn a Trilogy in four parts wait hold on the only photo I took from a school trip when I was 13 what a little Rebel you someone uses stick on googly eyes to restore Vision to a blind hiker that's just mean it's wet but it's a dry bar how is that actually possible how is such a thing possible we may never know

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Published: Tue Dec 05 2023