Dad Jokes | Don't laugh Challenge | Alan vs Abby | Raise Your Spirits

what do you want to say this is kind of a really hot side of you I'm kind of into it [Music] oh oh I was ready to keep going that's fine just rejected by tit now just wait a little bit maybe up to that sorry Jesus Christ e sorry who shall begin I ladies first no I think you should begin okay okay what's small young and can breathe underwater what not a baby shout out Mary Jane you'll always be in my heart baby was that the name that's my daughter named after your favorite substance sounds like you're making fun of my dead daughter right now so I would never do such a thing good put some put some respect on my name I think you just lost everyone's respect I think you should tell a joke now okay what does sex and riding a bike have in common what your dad taught you how to do both when you were a kid yeah you did tandem when he had a big erection I used to call it riding a penny faom what about when he had a small one just like a Tuesday I'm going to ignore that comment my favorite childhood memory was building sand castles with my granddad until my mother took his ashes away that's good it's okay baby let it out love it ah classic Abby which part of that is classic at least one holy [ __ ] from me today no I know you're nice shirt every shirt you wear is nice is a nice shirt oh thank you I really do like that shirt thank you maybe uh later I can take it off oh okay um yeah if you want what do you call a 13-year-old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers wow a lot of words uh would you like me to repeat it no what what do you call it a virgin Jesus yeah getting Kentucky into to bed that was good oh that was bad no I liked it what's the score 1 n one yeah I know that was the what's the point um his that can't possibly be it's been dead for about 20 minutes I'm waiting for I'm waiting for it to come back to is that a laugh I did that to myself that was a laugh I did it to myself guess you feel good about yourself no don't don't you no I really don't oh [ __ ] that P up why you just staring at [Music] me um are you hungry not really okay we just get some food later are you ask me how it going um cuz we need to work on that if you are burn what are you remembering your time with your dad what was that [Laughter] Jesus that's just good comedy is it yeah will you know you would know anything about that Andrew woo I'm getting lit I'm showing my titties to everyone welcome to my world baby yeah baby [Music] let me what did the alter boy say to the priest what nothing his mother taught him to never talk with his mouthful mouthful of what that priest [Laughter] [Music] sck I did not have any conviction with that when I [Laughter] said Christ a lot of rings on your fingers look like Mr T okay what when really you act like a Mrs C are you proud of that that's pretty good that's pretty good these are friends these friends are on my side tonight today they're always on your side I'm on your side Abby go Abby thanks guys I'd rather not simps simp you would you'd rather not what what do you mean by like what do you mean by that comment was that I gave my seat to a blind person on the bus that's how I lost my job as a bus driver for your dad I bet if a blind person was feeling up your leg he think he was reading Braille that's good I went from a dead joke to a Roose J don't oh God Shalom what is the leading cause of death in lesbians getting getting a finger stuck out there how baby how would that cause death I I like if the thumb was uh why is it the th okay so many questions if the thumb was blue if the thumb if the thumb was Blue from diabetes it could it could cause injury it could happen it could happen why are you using your thumb Alan just say good [Laughter] job yeah who lost the Royce battle now you don't [ __ ] with me yeah I'm the [ __ ] King Kong in this [ __ ] I'm King Kong in this [ __ ] I run this whole business you you need you haven't even trying to get these B yeah what was the punch this is great oh I didn't even get I'm not drink that much that's crazy that's what I okay have half of it okay have the whole thing Al I'll I got peer pressure into it I okay hey there is can I just there's a hair oh there's a hair on the I want the hair I want the hair there I already took it off I'm sorry have we ever seen drunk Alan yeah it's coming and I'm loving it usually [Music] [Laughter] your mic your mic [Music] Alan women tell us the punch line have you of this joke what is the leading cause of death in lesbians what hair balls did you say come Thum Thum Thum better better punch line the people have spoken go on what's the difference between my mom and LeBron James what at least LeBron James cleans himself up after each period e oh my God moment of silence ready PR dead relationship with his mom after this what are you what what is your tongue doing okay what has it's like Michael Kane says you got to pick one eye to look at which one are you picking um the one in the middle my third eye your third something did you know what that meant okay what's the difference between a rabbi and a priest what a rabbi Cuts them off a priest sucks them off a priest sucks off what dicks what type of dicks historically little kids that was weird timing that was weird timing that was weird timing good is a it's like my acid reflex I can't watch the movie trust I just like go crazy the movie [ __ ] trust about um might lose this I care about this winning or losing brother are you talking about I was like get paid if you win broke him imagine that killer didn't break me he made me a he only bent him over Tim you know what [ __ ] off just tell a joke don't tell me to [ __ ] off don't you ever say those words to me one don't ever say those words to me what the [ __ ] they all friends kiss I'm sweaty I'm very warm I'm a sweaty Betty when I get sweaty I get wetty what's the score 72 damn yeah this is crazy I think you're Mis counting I'm pretty sure I've laughed at least three times this is a clone Alan this is not the reality shut the [ __ ] up bro I'm just trying to be myself and you're commenting on my identity right now I can't change and evolve and grow as a person if you keep like limiting who I am put in a box you keep putting me in a box and book I want to be in is your sisters I have a sister all that speech for that that was Point Long your turn my turn I'm just trying to be I'm just trying to is it okay if I be me I want you to be hey audience is it okay if I just be me be you bro you good job cuz I feel like I'm trying to be me and then everyone talking [ __ ] about me [Music] um I like you better with oh did you just he just fully blanked you wow I don't talk to cameraman Justice for Ben yeah Justice for Ben Ben the real our camera operator Ben not subtitle guy he doesn't matter but camera operator Ben Justice for him Justice for other Ben too no why Justice for the beds quiet don't quiet I forgot about the AL what's green and smells like pork what Kermit's fingers is that his [Music] noise I'm Kermit Miss Piggies a [ __ ] for my fingers you're getting Kermit hello Miss Piggy wow you're build like Miss Piggy as well hello the front all right that's actually really good oh my God kermy frog I'm you think e is dumb I lost it so do you remember blowing bubbles as a kid I did well he's outside waiting for you where is he oh there he is Bubbles there's bubbles come here too much suction [Laughter] J bubbles that was Bubbles and I blew him bubbles cause troubles I'm also bubbles you've already oh my Lord bub I came I came I for the equ my name is also you got this take a breath you can do it you got this no you got I believe in you just hold your thumb in your hand you can do it hold your thumb in your hand you can do it my if my kids didn't eat ten thumb this your thumb he's working hard he's working hard really you're doing the absolute most oh what are you why did you punch me is that another bubbles oh God you're right Bud oh Jesus this is crazy this is the this is get [Laughter] are you drunk are you okay I'm fine you're going okay imagine it's your turn now is it really actually I think it's Matt's turn if you want to go finish off what you started the bit was over 10 seconds [Laughter] ago what came first the chicken or the egg what the chicken came first in my mouth and then the eggs cuz I was hungry needed that this is one we're going to do okay oh we're making deals all right glasses are off who is that this is what we going to do okay tell me what are we going to do what the [ __ ] I'll tell a couple jokes right now mhm you tell us some jokes we'll go back and forth mhm and then you'll [ __ ] everyone else on the couch and [Laughter] [ __ ] oh pandaa [ __ ] me Jesus Christ this is some crazy [ __ ] man much hey that was great we got to call the police man there's some crazy [ __ ] [ __ ] happening sorry sorry sorry sorry can we get some clo please think I'm a bit drunk be fine no cuz it's it's Coke on a white [ __ ] floor yeah why was the why did the horse have a sore throat why because her boyfriend was back in town no is that the noise you make when you come yeah no you want to find out no I'm good thank you I think your dad knows enough for the both of us the things your dad knows couldn't fill a book couldn't fill a book you call my dad down couldn't F A that's so good what's the worst thing to do at a funeral what the corpse I I respect I respect the hustle I've been using this homemade teeth whitening kit my dad made mhm it's just his come in a used condom oh my God I told him to get better packaging but he didn't listen yeah condom is not it e like if it was like what if it was what say it if it was in the shape of what like what don't get don't listen to them look at me what do you want to say this is kind of a really hot side of you I'm kind of into it oh got him got him got love me see a joke never experienc I have a the things we go through huh you have something in your eye all right is it gone no what is it I don't know sleep your whole face is righto you can't get rid other yeah [ __ ] it what do Alan's childhood and his comedy shows have in common hm H what his dad is the only one who comes hey hey nice Abigail is so racist even when she says the word racist she says it with a hard R that's good come on love okay you've lost the like hot dominance streak and now it just sounds like you're begging and it's not great um you'll be begging huh you heard no I didn't well then turn your ears [Laughter] on don't making drink anymore up a full glass just do like half I'm fine I'm I'm actually not that bad him uh why would the Twin Towers mad during 9911 why they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was Plaine my God what are you two play Abby she loves terrorism this girl man what take a break take a break I'm trying to say it why do you let me talk what do Alan and his mom have in common what they both told his dad not to come in them you didn't say that you said he said the opposite he wanted he said that what did the boy would what would it take for a Beatles reunion I'm just not getting yep two gunshots The Beetles I hate The Beetles bunch of hacks ooh I'm in a octopus or whatever you know what this is how I know you are a b fan cuz so many people don't know that song written by Ringo Star helped written by George Harrison Octopus's Garden yep yeah nobody knows that song that's this is not I call it Octopus's Garden submarine yeah submarine no see this is how I know you're a Beatles fan cuz nobody knows Octopus's Garden I'd like to be I'm an Kelly fan yeah we know uh what's the quickest way to get a nun pregant come and a [ __ ] dress up like a that's the quickest way unless unless you unless you know a better system honey dress him up like a chir boy yeah and then you come with the [ __ ] how do you stop a toddler drowning in summer how you drown it in Spring [Laughter] [Music] yeah I love [Music] that I whip my head back and forth I whip my head back and forth I whip my head when is this over Jesus Christ do you say when is this over yeah was attention seeking little [ __ ] uh did you hear about the guy who was born without eyelids now what no no keep making love to the camera I'll wait no for the time what is [Music] it did you hear about the guy who was born without eyelids they did a surgery using his for skin to make him eyelids and it worked he's a bit cockeyed though my granddad was complaining about how kids these days can't live without technology so I unplugged his life support and took his dildo off [Laughter] charge I love that you took it off charge you didn't like didn't what that you didn't unplug the dildo you just took it off oh I use it as well so it's the family dildo is it double will you're telling me your family doesn't have a Shar go back go back go back life support life support did you just no I I said I can't I can't say you're the family deal I said I can't say no you said it and then you said I can't say that afterwards two more jokes we're done right that Weir comedy now I'm on you're mad I can get off the doll Abby boom last name cuz she belongs on a pole [Laughter] what

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Length: 25min 4sec (1504 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 08 2024