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we need to save the animals in Australia animals in Australia yeah we got to stay away from that continent man me uses a Shader in Minecraft my 7-year-old computer adios yep even my brand new fancy computer is going to have a hard time with shaders man I'm at the mountain Archway seed 8583 5151 3851 47858 it's beautiful Tom that's your name right am I misremembering kid why did you die your bed red me uh uh I'm out of the loop there for sure every Minecraft update be like M subnotica Clash of Clans bovie Doom Eternal Journey to the Center of the Earth yeah pretty much actually most game companies let's make an achievement for completing the game Mojang let's make an achievement where you ride with a goat in a boat I mean achievement should be fun though all right what do we got here ah a stick on a carrot finally a useful tool when you just finished exploring a big cave and don't know which way you came from all right you got to remember this as you dig down always put the torches on one side right or left that way you can turn around and follow them the whole way back out the best part about that plan is it totally doesn't work at all and you'll still be lost anyway LOL 2019 and we getting bees I'm in 2020 1.18 has a cave update uh uh wait a minute how players were meant to use the Ender Chest h how players actually use the Ender chest and use it how you want if it's useful in one way may as well use it for that there are two types of games Cal relaxing and comfortable environments click click click click click click click click click click click click click click excuse me what when you carve your base in a mountain unlimited Cobble I mean if you're really anywhere you have unlimited Cobble for the most part which pickaxes can break the blocks they're made of H until the last mob is revealed let's debate which of these two would be best test glare shows where monsters can spawn and growls uh I don't remember how to pronounce that collects items for you if you give it one keep it civil all right on one hand the little fairy looking creature seems to be a little bit more useful but on the other hand the glare is a much cooler design I love that little freak Mojang changes the or's textures to make Minecraft more colorblind friendly the 14-year-old Boomers Mojang is destroying the game that's why we still don't play on 1.8 yeah [ __ ] you I'm color blind you child wood the cooler wood you got that right 9-year-old me finding out that the creator of Minecraft isn't the best player in the game My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined random guy on a game that crouched and UNC crouched multiple times do you trust me with every cell of my body cyan die yeah that makes sense yeah I can see that uh what dogs in Minecraft when their owner gets hit cats oh yeah yeah good one bro awesome it's simple really it's basic economics I propose a trade I'll give you one block of dirt for 14 Diamond please you gain the ability to teleport but you're deathly allergic to water h a small price to pay for teleportation Mojang shouldn't host the mob vote on Twitter we shouldn't have a mob vote just give us the three you've already made please fishing in normal games fishing in subnotica fishing in Minecraft yeah get down there and grab boy what are the Minecraft boss's views on loot to drop I drop a large amount of XP that players can use to enchant all their gear and equipment I drop a Nether Star which can be used to craft a beacon that can be used to find a location or can be used to enhance a player's abilities sponges and fish trade offer you get me $26.95 and you'll receive Eternal happiness and fun not a bad price at all folks I still remember when it was free oh the olden days people who want vertical slabs people who want vertical stairs me waiting 9 years for a nether brick fence gate sure buddy gold has no use golden apples netherite a clock that's the other thing I mean you don't really need a clock but it's kind of useful I guess my hardcore house what does Reddit think me that realize there's no hardcore for a Mobile H me in Minecraft name tags a spider Herobrine on a steep Cliff lets it attack me once jumps off cliff intentionally the death message play fell from a high place whilst trying to escape Herobrine literally everyone else on the server got him Mojang I think I forgot something if you forgot then it wasn't important yeah you're right netherite horse armor is it important this is elter yep I found this in your room uh-huh which means you should become a librarian makes sense to me then turn into one howdy it's okay to play Minecraft with keep inventory on video games are supposed to be fun not stressful that's true they are supposed to be fun a lot of people don't understand that anymore all right you you get out of here iron armor is easier to get than leather armor then leather armor what I'm just fuing with you yeah that is kind of true actually I prefer the real Iron Man I said the real Iron Man Perfection when your Minecraft starter house outgrows the little island you started on but it's still cute though Minecraft Java players Minecraft Bedrock players Java is better than Bedrock nobody people who put on keep inventory in Minecraft hardcore my goals are beyond your understanding yeah that is odd isn't it how it feels to get a $100 as a kid woo good Lord look at that inventory Minecraft if you could leash villagers what I I don't know that seems a little questionable to me right cow is good but it can be leather that is true cow can be leather fun facts with Squidward you can look at an Enderman for as long as you want it's the looking Away part that makes it hostile oh yeah they don't like it when you break that contact what I had in mind what I actually made dude I'm even worse at building in Minecraft than that all right that's a pretty sick little castle you ended up making be proud of your accomplishment if you break an ore in Minecraft you should get the ore and a Cobble Stone after breaking the block my inventory have mercy please me trying to remember the game where you mine and craft oh God what is it uh uh infinim Miner no not that what are we thinking of here 30 minutes of Play Time in Minecraft 30 minutes of playtime in Terraria never played it so I don't know welcome to heaven to enter you must be forgiven by everyone you killed well I never killed anyone so video games included players who build massive autom mob Farms ooh that's going to be a little awkward 10-year-old me with a laptop from 2008 watching Minecraft YouTubers play with 200 mods I want to use my elytra I start flying unloaded Mountain yeah nice job dork oh so you love of Minecraft name every coordinate oh shoot uh uh thanks for making the not you gam playay much more entertaining I don't know at the end of the day that never really bothered me all that much I hate sand a lot more don't get me wrong I know that sand has a better use but you get what I mean POV you're new to Minecraft and see the snapshot names the numbers Mason what do they mean h they mean nothing the government oceans are clean the oceans man what government said the oceans were clean they don't know I had bad Omen 5 he saved us from the raid he's our hero oh oh I see which of these would you give a totem for a second chance um I don't know I'm going to have to go with the Snowman honestly like uh the gourd I worship the gourd new player enters the end Panic he has no armor Cal he got here 12 minutes after creating this world and has a bunch of beds also Panic me accidentally misclicks on grass with a shovel the shovel path why don't you play Minecraft geometrical shaped boys zero social skills required vibrant colors PS no small talks straight to Biz eye contact avoiding simulator that's why I play it I don't like eye contact taking inventory common 83.8% 16.2% of players my goals are beyond your standing that does seem a little odd doesn't it who would win a little little indestructible Ingot which can float in lava mixed with gold forged in Hell or one prickly boy good Lord was that word meant to be literal Mojang then let's make riding a pig off a cliff an achievement Mojang now no seriously guys you can't ride dolphins that's animal abuse blame that on Microsoft rains in my world me with a rip tide 3 Trident it's rip tide time Minecraft players when they have to make their build look good be like random bu go me remembering 300 Minecraft crafting recipes me trying to remember three math formulas oh I forgotten how to make everything in Minecraft I think I can remember a shovel maybe every Minecraft update be like remember him this is him now feel safe yet are they still doing that joke no one that one room in your Minecraft base and this is where I cook all my meat it's where the magic happens folks RTX off RTX on good Lord that is weird looking m m i see he used to rule the world I'm still sticking with sparkles by the way spawn the wither 2.99% of Gamers unlocked this kill the Wither 2.47% of Gamers unlock this 1 hour at school or at work 1 hour on Sunday uh oh oh I get it one mom calls you by your full name all right get in here waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs oh [ __ ] you're in trouble bro Mojang we will never add sharks to Minecraft because we want all Hostile Mobs to be fantasy creatures except for silverfish skeleton accidentally shoots another skeleton the other skeleton shoots back me oh yeah the show of the century guys all right so what did you why now it's just an iron dish average vertical slab demander average mixed slab stacking suggestor jeez I am very out of the loop these days this is brilliant but I like this nobody kids when they lose all of their stuff in Minecraft so they go on Creative to replace them after all why not why shouldn't I have a stack of diamonds exactly why shouldn't you I took the Cockroach killer spray but I mistook it for something else and sprayed silver spray paint on it now it's armored and angry advancement made suda people be like after one year I finally finished my survival base well all righty then it is time time to go was I a good game I'm told you were the best so take this so glad I grew up with this but damn this is better yeah no one wandering traitors Minecraft 1.17 be like oh no 9-year-old me when I put both my sleeves together and put my hands in huh every Legend has a weakness Samson Achilles netherite hey let's make a Minecraft world first week second week third week every time man I don't know what it is the drop off is Hardcore I made a magic spell to help you mine it shows you where nearby orar by highlighting them well that just sounds like x-ray with extra steps it is x-ray with extra steps come on plant gang May finally get a member past the mob vote this year remember the Fallen sniffer smell their history smell their sacrifice to be fair they had some pretty lame mechanics so it s like they really shut up what you want to build after watching many Minecraft videos where you give up screw it the barrels are doors now this isn't even a house it's a wall I've just I've built a wall I'm going to live on top of it we should be able to cook sand into glass using a blast's furnace that's the interesting thing about Minecraft there's enough components to make you think it's based decently enough on realism until it's not and you're murdered by some quad pedal creature whose survival Instinct is to not survive yeah animal kingdom is just ruthless like that hey guys wonder if a cup a Golem and a leg would have a baby don't don't Inspire the rule 34 artists goodness sake you to what the hell is this try as you want Alay you're not bringing your boy toy Gollum into this game we're getting the sniffer that's final editor if you could please just have the LA pull out a phone what why are you pulling out a phone who who are you calling is that dream don't call dream no that's cheating Mojang we will never add sharks to Minecraft because we want all Hostile Mobs to be fantasy creatures silverfish they're not hostile no they're aggressively affectionate how other people test their PCS RTX rage racing ambient occlusion Max frame rate how I test my PC load Minecraft spam TNT smash your graphics drive with a hammer call it a loser if it's still standing You' got a good PC honestly it's the best way to test it out I even use it to test how strong my friends are let me tell you my PC always stronger oh my freaking God I freaking hate living in Houston guys can we stop spawning him please n bro I want to get the achievement all right gang let's settle this who wins I can guarantee you that either way we do not name a more iconic Duo I'll wait well if the comparison is purely based on box art sure but I've never seen the other character when I played Minecraft so I am lonely H AI improvements mod eh performance and logic upgrades for mod AIS H realization never did I think a children's game would make me more afraid of the children in the game than the adults it's time for you to look Inward and begin asking yourself the big questions like two vegans eat meat on Minecraft that's such a good point me who stole two iron inot my friend my friend chasing me with a diamond SL sorry if I just put that and that it should make that it should make that why isn't it possible it's just not why not you stupid Blazer moang people who miss the copper Golem hey we got this little fell for you isn't he cute look he's got like a skirt thing he's fashionable oh but oh no oh look at this cool little cow fella oh dang oh it looks like you're in a bit of a pickle again aren't you damn it Mojang do you enjoy seeing my heart suffer like this no no yes man this is going to age like milk if it t up the sniffer doesn't win just saying why do most people on Java hates bedrock and I actually want to ask what I don't I didn't get it I love Java I love Bedrock I love all babies when you take away their toys wood gang sound off OG Oak and joy jungle Jammers Birch bickies Spruce Squad CRM and Crow dark digy doers alacia acknowledges MRA mob wied overlords got to love that my actual favorite oir is the one that's got to do with some Australian reference keeping it classy gang love it hey look I just catch a sniffer damn dude I know this is about Minecraft memes but how the hell is that not a Pokémon it's kind of the same but it won't follow you oh a new Gollum hey let me put my glasses oh it's an LA well it's almost as if it's not worth voting for and we should vote for the sniffer instead we should vote for the sniffer instead maybe that's it's just a thought guys people vote for the sniffer but to be fair if we got the Golem we'd be able to do this oh will you Dro this King thank you little Golem who I've added a mod to give it a made outfit now honestly this is actually kind of uncomfortable I'm going to remove this my hype for the voting playing on laer meanwhile and why are you doing this to your life uh nearly half an hour of my life was spent on making this in a PSP congratulations you took half an hour to achieve something someone could do within 5 minutes on a computer yes I know a computer isn't portable but you know what is portable and a computer a laptop okay I'm being mean I'm sorry it's good job good work I just your time is fin night okay get a laptop please screw the mop vote it's time for the 2022 plant vote this is brilliant but I like this all right we get it you want to whip things calm down I can fulfill my dreams of being a villager slave owner Minecraft life Choose Wisely oh gosh when you really think about it the Rascal really is just Golem well if you've ever wanted to mod Lord of the Rings into Minecraft now's the perfect time actually it is it no cuz that means you're going to vote for the Rascal don't you dare I want for the traumatized looking Triceratops copper Golem fans when they hear about the tough Golem a blessing from the Lord am I the only one here who fails to craft bow every time me trying to craft the bow manually in a nutshell how the [ __ ] do I craft this again me with my 69 cats all right soldiers you know not to waste any one of your nine lives on a useless battle your presence will keep creepers away and that is good others with their 69 wolves no my friend accidentally hit me get them Minecraft updates before 1.1 6 I changed a whole di inal Minecraft update sofware 1.16 I most firly because frog hate them Mojang chat report Spanky spank hey Microsoft hold this okay why does it say chat report on it oh Minecraft Community why is your butt s Minecraft got a controversial update and is starting to die again wait a minute oh my God it's a loop it's a always been a loop why why couldn't they just keep things the same everyone knows that if you just don't update anything to a game it last fun forever Minecraft proves that abolishing child labor was a mistake the children yearn for the minds take this as a joke however you want you can guarantee some politician out there is going to take this as a legitimate argument mobile game ads be like only 200 IQ people can figure this out I have been standing here for the last 30 seconds trying to figure it out and now that I have I really wish I just gave up truly wish I gave up voting for one mob du making multiple accounts to vote for all three trying to start a movement to get all three in vanilla download the inevitable mod that will have all three the world if Mojang clearly said what each mob would do instead of just making up some vague bull Schmid for the vote trailer Chad sick a dinosaur we do a little sniffing adds cool new plants cute as takes a little nap potential for archaeology update virgin tough colum just a mbile item frame wears a robe to hide his minuscule genitals tough but not tough lazy ass slave who gets tired of working adds nothing new to the game this ain't biased at all I'm totally not endorsing it I'm endorsing it sniffer wins the vote Mojang new plants will be useless flowers everyone who voted for the sniffer just come on basically my first night on this historic day the third creeper Siege occurred this image captured by a villager witnessing the scene unfold location near the cave entrance result mob's Victory the dirt house was blown up belligerant various mobs players commanders and leaders the baby zombie Steve RP strength two Creepers three zombies one skeleton one spider one Enderman strength two players casualties and losses three dead one creeper exploded and one player dead they logged off citing screw this and were never heard from again hello everyone welcome to my Podium where I hate things because I don't like them all mobs suck sniffer new plants are freaking water Pig extra law there's enough LW Rascal yeah good for early game pain in the butt to find could probably give a golden sword with sharpness four with one bit of durability left or tough Golem or a walking pedestal could steal items and run away from the building looking like a mower hey that's racist to statues two of for building while the other is just hide and seek I don't care what you think all of these suck butt nobody can change my mind I love it because it implies that anyone actually cared to change their mind or was intending to oh no everybody we can't do that thing we weren't intending to do anyway am I the only one who thinks that none of this is mobs are good fto for reference honestly I feel bad for Mojang with this there's so many mods of mobs out there that you can't really blame them for not having anything as exciting meanwhile in Hell could I not be on fire for 5 minutes post with Notch exists [Music] me here we go oh this face this face reads clearly you don't own an air fryer okay but I I used to be this I used to be this you've seen my videos of me talking about this guys it's all been a big plan by big oven think about it air fryers they're just conventional ovens and who sells and makes air fryers oven companies you can't just buy a new oven these days no how else you going to make people buy more ovens oh let's sell ones that sit on a bench don't you see I'm getting conspiratorial here but don't you see these oven companies have bamboozled us into buying a second oven for our homes parachutes were invented in 1783 people before 1783 all right Bros remember your timing people complaining about Java chat moderation just don't use the chat guys corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture they're the same picture in a nutshell veggie dinosaur with maybe new plants hide and seek mob who might give you some X Doctor Who angel statue mix with a Golem which will be basically an Enderman for item call Tough Golem a useless decoration vote for sniffer for new plants plants are also a useless decoration oh plants are also a useless decoration right please vote for it I beg y'all come on little guy come on you're going to be fine I'm going to get you a cute made outfit no don't think of it weirdly like that come on I don't know who Kevin is but at this point I am too afraid to ask oh yeah someone should tell this guy who Kevin is um in the comments specifically just so he knows um and so he doesn't have to feel out of the loop anymore just for him specifically just one word skin challenge time we're looking for your designs of our September theme positive historical figures no tiny mustaches we know what you're going to try and do point of view you tell your friends you're good at building hi have buildt it myself all right guys let's actually dissect the different mobs here for the vote you know accurately and respectfully so the sniffer it's cute it's lore you know ancient animal that's great uh there's more underwater life with it and there's new plants then uh the Golem has item display and that's it that's the difference between them all oh no I ran out of dirt said no Minecraft player ever you just a cheap freaking knockoff nay to the Nay singers for I believe in rascal Supremacy my honest reaction to dreams face reveal I was asleep at the time because time zones but then when I woke up and saw it I was like oh he looks like one of those disgusting what are you uh humans that's it why can't you be viscerally horrific like the rest of us what a realistic version Minecraft would look like oh God the square faces Jesus Christ I am not comfortable with those noses that's nah man I'm I just I feel like they should be wearing some sort of boxes or underwear over their face plan thing looks absolutely understandable though found a comment that I think perfectly represents the three mobs for the vote fine seeds Enchanted items living decoration no you can't no so that makes the rle seem like it's more beneficial than the rest stop it no stop Virg a man arrested for having Minecraft worlds that were exact replicas of classified US military bases look I get a bit concerned when a bunch of Russian or Chinese IP addresses are suddenly downloading those worlds picture of J Robert Oppenheimer taken as he completed the final design of the atomic bomb in 1944 a Fantastical display of formula and skill what do see me break this rock want to see me do it again seriously what is the point of gold weapons is there a point have I missed missed out on some update where Gold's actually important in weapons I have seen at least 43,7 53 fan arts of it everywhere I go I see his face so many hearts to potentially break and suffer as I vote for the Golem instead the fuel the ingredient makes the lamb jop I use the Sheep to cook the Sheep I'm not a sick killer I just utilize every part Minecraft mob votes in a nutshell a dumpster fire Golem features it is cute wanders your base burning dropped items uh when it's idle it will solidify into a regular dumpster a new Golem like the Iron Golem and Snow Golem it ignites nearby flammable blocks Golem enthusiasts I'll take your entire stock here's why this year you should vote for the tough Golem MOA tough Golem rasco sniffer yeah I'm the dumbest man alive live I was the guy who had the idea to tell the public to join the mob boat server for stress test you're clearly Dumber where they have failed you will succeed we'll sniff about that Warden netherite armored sweat genuinely so glad the warden's in the game now it just adds this genuine idea of there's something out there that could be a huge threat though the fact it's more dangerous than an actual dragon is weird my teacher your test is easy the test and a Frog spider creep creep Hider turtl man Chick kick pow kick sheep thing that looks very suspicious why why does it look like it's hiding something Minecraft Community chat reporting sucks user see illusioner just don't use chat the community my goodness what an idea why didn't I think of that it is evidence throughout history that if you just ignore a thing that that makes it get fixed fans when they get what they want fans when they don't get what they want I personally think they all have great features ah finally one that's respectful and optimistic yeah we have a some dead dinosaur that has an egg under the sea in the middle of nowhere some blue raccoon that plays hide-and seek and gives you inefficiency 5 wooden pickaxe if you find it and a legit MOA statue that has a cloth covering its parts and holds junk I wonder which one's better wolf was shot by only Del leg did you just kill my dog only Del Lake was slain by only Del Lake was slain by Lake was only Lake was SL by was SL by titler guys I have bad news the queen didn't have a totem of undying me watching the Minecraft Community get more and more toxic with each update I want to leave this community but it's so spicy oh look at all the drama um ion colist say sad please vote for the tough Golem so that he can be happy yeah nice try but this pity party for the Golem ain't going to make me vote for the guys stop it stop voting for The Go what Mojang think we want new M what we actually want aelia to have its own wood type let's go anal aelas I mean wait no that doesn't sound as good of a name 1.19 was a good update h no fire flies no Birch Forest hang on give me wait hang there's something let me write down some more points damn it me telling the Villager that I hit him accidentally so that he doesn't raise his prices yeah good luck with that one friend adults don't play Minecraft grion a my good old buddy grion Game Theory dream technoblade so socks for one who are half of these people I only really know gon yeah and I guess dream but I don't care also who in the hell said adults don't play Minecraft come on these are dumb it's Canon Alex bully Steve now good Steve needs a little bit of a bully in his life now that everyone's played the new update here's my candidate for most annoying mob really him I mean honestly I always hated the skeletons in those freaking laser rifles they call bows and arrows what Minecraft block best describes your aura crying obsidian I was going to go with um gravel but yeah that too I guess what side are you on uh neither baby Gast exists now what I don't know man I can't help you with that you play Bedrock because you enjoy the version I play Bedrock because I don't have a PC we are not the same that is correct yes I hate myself here you go buddy wow I hate everyone else so much more friendship ended with y = 10 now y = - 58 is my best friend oh no more strip mining huh all right tell me about yourself I call bugs features you're hired my Minecraft Cape designs also my Minecraft Cape designs M yeah those are pretty freaking spooky mining in a 1.18 cave you can't find your way out time to die I got netherite armor and it's rare to find leather armor is more rare amateurs what was that punk amateurs oh yeah that's that's really hard to find too bad it kind of sucks whoa boat with chest or the true big brain maneuver a creeper exploded it was in your chest room activated coal activated coal uh What uh never mind new worlds in 1.18 be like me with my other or or recourse in the game me with Cole her I bet he's thinking about other girls him since you can find pork chops and piglin chests does that mean those are actually their coffins again not something I can can really tell you 7-year-old me when I used commands in Minecraft all right I've hacked into the main frame and disabled their algorithms copper is actually more useless than gold that one I would believe I really like this game but there's one weird problem so when I built my house I left the game for 3 hours when I came back to check on it part of the floor was smashed the Anvil was missing and the stairs were gone the thing is I have a brother who can join my world but when I discovered it I looked at the chat and no one had joined this couldn't have been her Bine because I know he got removed in like 1.16 and this is not the first time this happened to me please fix you know when are they going to grow up here and actually throw that mofo into the game for real I would love for Minecraft to have much scarier elements friend kills my Minecraft dog him the next day where did my base go me it were the creepers and the skeletons when you've been cycling trades and still haven't gotten mending after your 87th attempt Jesus you kill spiders for Strings I kill cats for Strings we are not the same you're damn right we're not I'm not a psychopath play Minecraft invite your friends play with your friends your friends stop playing play yourself get bored stop playing Minecraft want to play Minecraft again it is the Vicious Cycle everyone and it will never ever stop Minecraft's been around so long this is all it is what the warden doing dabbing oh God that guy I forgot about him entirely if you ever feel like Bedrock needs the spectral Arrow remember the arrow of Decay I'll make sure to remember that me and 1.18 finding no diamonds I have been mining for 3 hours me but since the beginning there are two kinds of people there are three because I'm over here going hey what ladies and gentlemen I have great displeasure to tell you my Minecraft dog died you just you guys never keep him safe no no stay with me floating islands and caves don't leave us I love honey but you know what I don't love people who use YouTuber skins H I mean I guess sure Minecraft survival world exists me on day one haha look at my house it's a whole Mountain Ender Dragon being defeated in Rio de Janeiro colorized oh sh it's true sell useful items that can help the player or Draw 25 this is what we call game developing Minecraft Mojang and fans Minecraft dungeons Minecraft story mode Minecraft Earth I'm going to be real with you I completely forgot that Minecraft Earth ever actually released it was there and then it almost immediately was not but yeah Minecraft story mode and dungeons imagine not being your own element on the periodic table this post was made by the element gang well thanks element gang three rules no wishing for death no falling in love no bringing back dead people I wish everyone would suddenly lose his hardore core world in Minecraft there are four rules oh yeah I've never done that before Hardcore Minecraft that is cuz I suck at video games YouTubers OMG I'm so low I'm going to die me and my mate on Survival I'm fine I'll be back in a sec just limping Dude Killing pigs with fire aspect sword killing Enderman with fire aspect sword I stopped playing so long ago none of it makes any sense to me if you know you know yeah I know I think Mojang I I think I forgot something entire player base if you forgot then it wasn't important yeah you're right people with bad PCS and 1.18 Minecraft player tries to build a fortress accidentally builds Ikea oh god I've done it again you Steve yes I think we can all agree you Steve saying exp saying XP saying XP saying the green bar I do like me the green bar though and dragon wither Warden Elder Guardian the what yeah she cute but she don't fill her creeper holes oh then we're done here me playing Minecraft instead of doing my homework have you finished your homework hey Minecraft why don't you shut up I'm trying to escape into the world of happiness for once come closer I need I need to be able to make sticky pistons with honey mending Infinity oh uh uh me types A Letter accidentally while making a command Minecraft amazing every word of what you just said was invalid taking inventory open your inventory 66.8 3% of Gamers unlock this what the hell are the rest of them doing iron is useless crafting Beacon base um well then H we've got some crafting here in Bedrock and in Java H well I really do not care I'm just going to make a boat however I need to make a boat when you realize Minecraft players don't joke about a cave update anymore oh oh dear I'm going to die soon aren't I you find a jungle you find another jungle you find a third jungle you realize jungles aren't rare anymore dude I swear to God out of the last 20 solo worlds I've loaded up at least 11 of them have been jungles okay it's very annoying starting in them Minecraft is Just For Kids What the am I looking at here H okay I kill glow squids for fun dude what the it's so mean what did they do to you right those who don't know those who know I don't know and I really intend on keeping it that way you don't play Minecraft because you don't like the game I don't play Minecraft because my laptop's yeah we get it you guys all have terrible computer shut up the original creeper texture was just the leaf texture with a face added to it and using mending in Java using mending and Bedrock never played bedrock and I really don't ever feel like I need to milk splash potions should exist to remove a bad effect or remove enemies God Apple effects I mean yeah I you telling me I can't just toss a bucket on the ground people that smelt low durability golden tools and armor mega mind apocalyptic new Cyber hack May destroy internet with NASA TVs and Minecraft at risk why the Minecraft be at risk Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft why 11 miners y 12 miners why 13 miners God I can't wait for high tail man what the Firefox logo could have been if minimalism didn't exist ooh that sure would be something wouldn't it unated Minecraft Mobs annual meeting really that's it you guys hate bees what the bees do man I have a stuffed bee sitting on my bed right now he's lovely you play Java because you hate bedrocks microtransactions I play Java because I like mods we're not the same there sure is a whole lot of not the same going on with with these two versions of the game me and 2012 finding out that you can tame ocelots me and 2021 seeing it's not enough that they cannot be tamed anymore but they're listed as monsters in the game files your Minecraft name is now your name IRL how screwed are you me who uses my own name ah yes you do have no power here loser well I certainly don't use my own name you hear Warden noises Panic you're not playing Minecraft calm you're not playing Minecraft oh God yeah that sure would be the worst godamn thing ever wouldn't it hey are you going to sleep yes I am now shut up how did Mojang get dog and panda death sounds well clearly they killed a panda and then killed the dog what do you mean me waiting for normal OptiFine updates so the game won't lag people enjoying 1.18 ah OptiFine what in the hell even are you for how long have you been playing Minecraft since 2013 oh so you must be good at PVP building or Redstone hey I've been playing since the day that dropped I still can't remember how to put together the most basic tools I'm not kidding me with a lower-end PC I wish my PC could run The Witcher actually I also wish I could play Red Dead Redemption 2 me with a higher end PC I can't wait to find an aelott an exot Hall exal me trying to escape a baby zombie one heart random oh man those sure are not fun pickax is useless breaking blocks God I really hate these mes dude they're so dumb friend how is this picture funny to you the picture holy godamn it of course the internet has ruined everything for everyone people who prefer pigstep people who prefer other side me who prefers cat thank you finally some real representation God damn what ideas if you got for 1.20 vertical slabs emerald armor and tools a farming and food update you get a promotion oh yeah Jesus oh so you're a Minecraft player name the end quote Oh that weird little poem I have never actually made it to the end like at all I've never beaten the game Sorry oopsy Poopsy um I don't know man what is it um here here let me Google it for you guys real quick oh this is from the Minecraft Wiki so I hope this is correct 20 years from now you'll be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do so throw off the bowl sail away from the Safe Harbor catch the trade winds in your sails explore dream discover Minecraft realms wa this is worthless um I just host one on my computer like a normal person what do you make first every single player yeah really you place torches in caves so you don't get lost I place torches in caves so mobs don't spawn what are you saying that they both can't do the whatever shut up this game lost hardcore 7 lost hardcore 6 lost hardcore 5 lost hardcore 4 lost oh man I fear no man but that thing it scares me if you know this block you're a gigachad I I don't know I haven't played the game in a while me I finally completed all Minecraft achievements friend me too that secret one took a while though the what there's always a secret one what site are you you on I don't know if the Earth is flat how come slimes never spawn H Checkmate atheists this does put a smile on my face I don't know what that number is supposed to represent but all right I play Minecraft with mob sounds off holy you are a psychopath can you play Minecraft without ever leaving your own spawn chunk I doubt it no one dried kelp I am speed me has nine stacks of torches the Torches point 001 second after entering the 1.18 cave system oh crap yeah oh I get it it's the YouTube view thing who cares items exist this sub useless useless useless useless useless useless they're all completely useless if a Minecraft world is infinite how does the sun go around it my God I hate today Minecraft Anarchy server players on their way to develop a m where that could pose a national security threat only to use it for finding coordinates to grief Builds on a block game for kids how time passes in school how time passes on the weekends don't worry someday you'll be oh wait we all have to work enchanted book curse of Vanishing hardcore and keep inventory players normal survival players let me try that word again survival survival normal survival there we go I think I can say it now imagine being suitable for vegans this meem was made by the leather armor gang me who contributed uh yeah yeah hell yeah oh it's a trillion views of Minecraft okay Warden 2 Hits full netherite I mean I guess bro what side are you on neither I I don't care guys I haven't played the game in years I am the least qualified person to be going through Minecraft memes okay I don't know what's so scary about wither and bedrock and at this point I'm too afraid to ask maybe someone in the comments could explain it to us huh everyone after updating to 1.18 be like we've been living above an entire world and we didn't even know it trade offer I receive $20 you receive years of fun me goes to y1 to find diamonds in 1.18 Minecraft that's where you're wrong kiddo people makes Crazy theories about reinforced deep slate moang employees who know that it does nothing wait till they find out oh no way if they find out they're going to be mic quick we need to make a reason look at this chicken beblade look at it you can't look away well you can but it will never not look at you so that' be kind of rude you know to basic common respect always apply eye contact to dominate your enemies netherite logic you can't burn it but you can cook it straight from the serial Killer's manual in how to dispose of a human body YouTuber doing Minecraft speedrun and by mistake showing creative commands uh um I was just checking it was in survival M yeah where women cry where men cry where everyone cries goodbye pixilated sparkly rock it truly is understandable that I value you so highly over an actual living thing no one skeletons when you up the difficulty did someone say Aimbot vampire sunlight Superman Oh cryptonite Me Oh cookies and cream media video games caused violence L Minecraft dock wedding no no you have to say I do or it isn't official God did you not read the rules drowned with a naus shell me with five Hearts thinking I can take him on drowned with a trident new player why am I not able to cook the egg why Always glitch happens in Minecraft you exist in a world where skeletons have the capabilities to aimbot you with a bow and arrow I you expect reality H she didn't want me she want my emeralds when you finally destroy the ender dragon I did it I committed genocide average ax fan green guy with SMY face Strat green guy with SMY face Strat average sword and joyer why yes I do enjoy living life the way I pee with slight difficulty I can never aim the fastest things on earth my ex airplane speed of light hello Enderman the the trick is to freeze time the entities my friends find yeah yeah you been bet like 12 elytras yeah I'm just just farming them you know the cities I find oh boy strength potion that it's going to be so good against against the Ender Dragon I killed me to the first two Villages I see we shall call this day your new birthday because you'll never be the same again I don't know what this means but I'm sure you right so I'll leave the joke here up to you add a new biome that isn't a forest moang H when you run out of milk dad we'll be lost forever a long time when you search how to breed villagers and forget to write in Minecraft oh well Jay I wasn't expecting to live my innocence this early but all righty me finds eight vein of diamonds my fortune 3 pickaxe nine take it or leave it villagers after a raid you have freed us sorry H the player oh I wouldn't say freed more like underne management now breed H but that's my brother what the game hasn't coded can't be illegal how to destroy a friendship oh what's that there dunce cap curse of binding hay well that's no problem and you wear it a funny little goofy thing you just go kill yourself and oh oh gas be like when you haven't died ad gasp be like when you died new player breaking diamond ore with stone pickaxe and then checking inventory where did my diamond go why glitch always happens in Minecraft these are one of those tips why you just have to let the new players suffer we had to we had to learn the hard way so they should too spectral Arrow H Arrow of glowing oh all right kids let's do a revision on our shapes pentagon hexagon octagon you are Aon please don't grief the server my friends absolutely respecting this nope nope me pulling out gum everyone else in class POV you just hear a hissing sound after you fell 25 blocks on your 2-year hardcore World it it's just a snake they they added snakes in the latest update didn't they they did something it's not a warden it's snake yeah hey yo Minecraft in the 19th century m craft PC gaming since 1873 excuse me what the heck Herobrine or something I don't know I don't watch your Minecraft YouTube videos no no you you nailed it yep kids have crushes men have girlfriends Legends have efficiency five fortune 3 netherite ho one small bottle of Honey restores six hunger pounds so understandably if you eat an entire full cake that would restore an incredible seven hunger PS hold up uh no what don't tell the Iron Golem I'm here you either like Minecraft or you love Minecraft there is no in between change my mind what you're open to a different opinion on the subject ew teacher nothing is infinite me oh well wait till I see this Pro Java oh ske meanwhile in Bedrock oh cute just died in lava lost everything if my sword and pickaxe weren't netherite I think I would have cried meanwhile keep inventory players we have abandonment issues everyone who plays Minecraft know about her robbery changer my mint I play Minecraft and I don't is it a type of herb you can get I what kill him no you can't just break my leaves oh yes I can't wait to mine with a leather cap leather cap efficiency one well look it beats shattering a glass bottle into a you know rock so take what you can get my father is not on this world anymore maybe I'll find him on the server list see we're bringing back older memes now and not making much sense of the context with them love it come on bro don't destroy my house it took so long to build I'll just think of it this way buddy I'm helping you make a season two of your YouTube series no people after looting and destroying a village be like yeah do you ever wonder The Villages and speedrun worlds only act so doile because they just don't have time to comprehend what the player is doing to the whole entire Village Mojang's expectation oh an emerald for paper who might not be the best deal but the more I trade the more you level up and the better deals I get H reality mending or your life is ending Mojang Minecraft players migration cape for people who migrate yeah I'mma eat that where's my new biome at buddy look no okay we're making a new biome is a forest do you want it to be a forest no it's a field with trees a lot of lot of trees Herobrine isn't that bad change voice no please no you mine for diamonds I mine for Cobblestone we are not the same that's a nice Diamond act you have there stuck on the ground while I live in the skies Minecraft 2 something confirmed this is it guys it's it it's confirmed it's exactly what this message is trying to portray mining with pickaxe mining with TTI mining with bulging erectile dysfunctions mining with creepers I see now that is a good challenge me mom can I get an laay mom no we have aay at home laay at home literal spawns of the devil end them please remember genocide isn't bad if they're as annoying as mosquitoes me when I turn off music in the settings Minecraft music stops what am I doing here what where's the motive what's the purpose why why am I here netherite sword me netherite X wandering traiter in normal [Music] World wandering trador at Sky Block I've consumed the Flesh of 13 Fallen Enderman fruit on the loom make a banner using an enchanted Apple stencil only 0.7% of Gamers unlocked this it is literally more valuable than those living as the 1% of the world did you do it yes what did it cost a notle a zombie got into your villager room Panic they will turn into a zombie villager and you can cure them oh come you're a normal Panic no Minecraft then just pay 2695 ah one who bought it when it was only 10 bucks of men I feel like I'm the only gang shout out in the comments what are your purchase price was let's see who of us has the rights to say they were first me when Mojang adds one thousand the mod that can be a pet I'll take your entire stock Peter I told you at the end of that Canyon there wasn't water to jump into ah yes the crossover we didn't need why why people Pigman gets hit once other Pigmen Al select one of these realities if you take the blue pill you will have a girlfriend if you take the red pill Minecraft sand generation error you break one sand block and it all falls down like f no don't pick twice it's too good of a reality guys what food should we add to Minecraft toi cooked eggs pineapple pizza pineapple pizza Ender Dragon wither and Bedrock Edition I doal more damage no I deal more damage than you what was that punk trying to make a Minecraft puppy and now uh kiss me my wolf another wolf bone I give you bone so now you bone ha haa having Aimbot at random Ash moments skeletons kod demons yay the only characters to make you want to throw your computer outside your window guy who just joined in just once a bucket everyone in the server ready to go to the Nether Bricks H brick roll when you hear a bomb noise in the chest room those chests make make a loud noise when they when they get shot yep RTX off RTX on wait wait really I always thought the beard was the smiley face three rules no wishing for death no falling in love no bring back dead people I wish that something will drop for Warden there are four rules what you see versus what she sees God damn it this is a children's video game should not be played while driving meanwhile technoblade beating Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel yes techno you do have too much free time oh that looks like a problem let's just fix that with some milk hell yeah yeah science Minecraft Minecraft cursed memes Minecraft Mincraft tea my Nissa Minecraft Minecraft my neft Min ni Steve with 15 different types of cancer several diseases and infections yeah no it still looks like a smiley face to me I'm sorry that is not a beard that's a smiley face literally a bucket of milk spawn your house Chase players destroys house in one blast does psychologic damage says goodbye in swag I do not deny that creepers have this kind of ABS they are so hot they cause a literal chemical reaction within their body and the oxygen around them hey all right get Unbreaking three yeah sure I'm a name a more iconic Trio than the Dream Team well this is an outdated Twitter post I'll be waiting forever since it's impossible I know you can't honestly nobody on the planet is more recognizable than these three The Beatles shut up shut up Abba stop it these three no okay that's Minecraft related I'll allow it zombies attacking me while I'm AFK but little do they know Thorns 3 oh hey thumbs up bro yeah thumbs up thumbs up three thumbs up flash bang my thumb up you three offer I receive unlimited emeralds you receive one dirt a screw off wandering trador but don't you see you'll get dirt very rare dirt because I got it from over 20 blocks away friend I forgot what the new rock is called me that's tough buddy Minecraft after the new update in 3022 now as you can see uh the eyeballs are a little bit rounder you vers the guy she tells you not to worry about oh he's just so much more breathable and protective pentagon hexagon octagon your diamond is gone me finding diamonds diamonds to you achievement now this one I do get one point cave and cliffs update Mojang Microsoft let's go in and out 10 minutes Adventure 2 years later hey get this one too maybe these won't be so bad I am huge I have a lot of Health my AI gets removed my my AI gets removed fun facts with Squidward Anvil use limit is the worst thing in the game Roblox you think you're better than me Minecraft I am better than you and nothing but facts were spoken hardcore players I fear no man but that thing carved pumpkin curse of binding it scares me uh what you got there uh Flappy Bird yeah that that's it B ex tiny Wen people will want to play with me when I'm busy people who want to play with me when I'm free yeah this is applicable to all games just try running a d andd session with any sort of fixed schedule M butter cookie I'm not sure if the op is pointing out that this is a butter cookie butter cookies are a real thing they're pretty good too they're the things that come in those canisters that everyone uses as sewing containers fight the Ender Dragon now in math class link two calculators for local multiplayer and before before we continue we just want to briefly thank our sponsor for today's episode Minecraft calculator Edition available for Casio FX cg50 and Texas Instruments ti84 family rated everyone 10 and up me already trying to figure out how one chicken can drop two raw chickens of killed with looting a skeleton with three left fur no teacher you can't hear pictures [Music] me friend okay we got everything we need for the trip me yeah and I think Josh already fed your carrot my friend uh what did they feed him me I don't know a cookie my friend they what all right that one's going to have to go on the notepad feed a parrot of cookie in Minecraft my friend coming to check my Minecraft house in Creative oh very nice good job dude oh crap here we go again at least he's well equipped Minecraft Java Edition the griver is a spy meet the Spy fake PE sign real peace sign other game companies insult each other and file cases against each other Legends m inecraft also try Terraria Terraria also try Minecraft that's kind of wonderful and wholesome I love it Mojang used new Wen design moing use old W in design when I find diamonds my diamonds when you find diamonds or diamonds bookshelves can be turned into books which can be sold for infinite emeralds one wait for it to Discount two cover yourself in trades villagers restock up to two times per day built an nice house sorted all your stuff in chests forgot to place a door Stone drip Stone which site are you on end update food and farming update Notch to Pig do you want to explode my PC when I set Cloud Graphics to fancy always something I never understood about Minecraft I feel no man but that thing Warden and deep dark being postponed again to 1.20 it scares me you finally installed Minecraft 1.18 to see the new features average of 2 frames per second Max five Mojang we're adding lots of deep dark stuff in Wild update me frogs ribbit I want glass for my windows I said glass for my windows Perfection moang prototype Warden isn't in the game it can't hurt you prototype Warden me and my friend who have homework playing Minecraft Let's Go Inn out 20 minutes Adventure 12 hours later moing me we have a new updated launcher install it here no iron armor normally iron armor in bedwars iron armor in Sky Block servers iron armor in single player Sky Block new Orton no prototype won Minecraft youtubers Java and Bedrock this one actually sort of makes sense H wandering Traders are actually useful because they drop leads oh leaked image of Queen Elizabeth's inventory becoming a Minecraft Youtuber to get famous becoming a Minecraft Youtuber to get more luck in Minecraft wondering why you can't post memes on r/ Minecraft why why why oh that's why absolutely no no memes hence why r/ Minecraft memes those who don't know Minecraft players I have slept with two former presidents I speak four languages and I own two Mones I did a water bucket MLG on y 10,000 in Pocket Edition me after adding one mod to Minecraft ooh fancy the prototypes of the warden shows us that moang can easily make a horror game if they wanted to true I hit you the Villager the Villager by mistake by mistake I hit the Villager by mistake AK you are a bloodthirsty murderer is that you yeah but that's an old photo POV you're old I I'm just clueless I genuinely have no idea when you enter for the first time in creative mode and discover the existence of TNT this world will no pain people video games equals violence the video game save the world stay inside prepare but don't hoard hang out with your friends online stay home and play games stay strong don't touch your face yeah you right now you there stop touching your face wash your hands cough or sneeze into your elbow the parachute was invented in 1784 people in 1783 water bucket the first guy to declare peace must have been like H corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture me they're the same picture RTX off RTX on chocolate diamond swords before 1.9 I used to rule the world Java exclusives illusioner Banner Shields Banner compasses dual wielding Etc Bedrock exclusives big fracking Salmons 10-year-old me talking about my Minecraft world my parents that's a nice house you got there would be a shame if someone blew it up me making my own Farms my Redstone skills Minecraft Minecraft story Mo a if I die don't you cry just look at the sky and and say sus walking sprinting have a heart in the nether which side are you you H me playing bedw Wars at 4:00 to avoid tryhards the tryhards also awake at 4:00 a.m. we need more update ideas combat update V2 end update ether update oh what about you H you're charged with suggesting that gunpowder should act just like Redstone Dust but with infinite power length one tick delay and vanish burn after it was powered bro that's awesome Bedrock wither ja wither I kill wolf for XP dude what the frck Bane of Arthropods four W this is worthless Community are you two friends Minecraft Terraria yes yes fast faster Crazy Stupid Fast I lost my bow after a while my friend gave me this this is my first bow job I know why so much guys want one now your friend has a good sense of humor I like it Fletcher hey uh what the f are we supposed to do with this thing librarian I let's keep staring at it until something happens killing baby zombies killing baby sheep horses cows Etc yeah if I find any of you doing that I will find you does Minecraft Steve have balls or cubes well considering anything smooth would be considered a blasphemy of existence I'm going to have to say cubes how to play Minecraft make good progress on my base no aimlessly Jump Around yeah that's it that's that's the cool gameplay when my roommate enters my room unannounced get the freak out of my room I'm playing Minecraft to be fair they're technically entering their room if they're your roommate just saying fellas this is this is not how you treat your girlfriends me every time I see Java versus Bedrock memes everyone stop firing we're shooting at our own men my Minecraft house it's just a little cuy simple design and if you just go down the ladder there you'll see the basements people who craft iron armor first people who craft diamond armor First Armor first Mojang puts months of hard work into developing caves and mountains working so hard and vigorously that the friction has caused their clothes to burn off meanwhile players um deserts needs an update observe the Virgin new texture versus the TR old texture yeah yeah I don't know how to feel about that new texture it feels a bit too you like someone's attempting to reskin the game yeah wow what a what a heavy insightful argument Jack thinking that a new skin by moang is a new skin wow so compelling give me garbage blocks and I will use them to make a goodl looking base the amount of people who claim to be OG and if you zoom in you got to really zoom in there but you'll see the actual ogs Minecraft textures is the best example of nostalgia making everything seem better there's no way anyone actually thinks the old ones look better okay yep honestly you have sold me new textures of fire I'm I'm sorry the other ones look like pizza toppings that or like someone who's just learning how to do pixel art basically if I could genuinely do that if I try then it's not good enough that's how I that's how I rate things if I can do them they suck what is the best mod loader Forge fabric quilt what m ra bosses are lame and need to improve change my mind oh Contra my fine friend that's merely a compliment to how good you are at the game now I say this as someone who's had and played Minecraft on and off regularly for probably a decade at this point and still have yet to beat the ender dragon or even face a Wither oh wow that's damn I really suck at Minecraft he tall he brawl but most importantly he love you all Mojang making netherite harder to get in the update me not downloading the update so glad I grew up with this and others are growing up with this and you know what both are amazing huh your names not on our list of course not because I don't belong here you're looking at someone who kills horses for leather oh okay y uh come with me thank you I'm so glad to be going to down these stairs down don't you mean up I got another one for you what how what welcome we put spiders up your bum ho home Mojang fighting the urge to remove good Bedrock exclusive features all for the sake of [Music] parity finally we feel aart yay he's just like me no bro he's like me I don't care what version of Minecraft people play on G what a loser not having extreme views one way or the other because it doesn't actually really matter at the end of things what do loser OptiFine is Miles better sodium gives more performance I'll kill you well if I kiss you first no wait do you mean k i remember what I said you first oh Jesus Christ guys Java players complains and makes fun of how buggy Bedrock Edition is also Java Edition I'm making a flying plate out of a mine cart and a Peg and D Blobs of slime and explosives end portal yeah I'll make that out of Shrubbery oh building a superc computer out of Stone and and rails Minecraft is easy we need more challenges okay villagers and enchanted books are too op we will nerf it what no it makes a game too hard now look in this NPC's defense taking away things is never a solution when players are wanting more things I'd rather a game that has power creeping than one that just makes the stuff I put a lot of effort into getting become useless wait wait that's kind of the same thing isn't it oh no I don't know what's so scary about wither and bedrock and at this point I'm too afraid to ask me after Mojang retextured all the potions ah is this poison to be fair in I guess a realistic version of Minecraft you should consider that Mojang you can't get all of your desired enchantment from Villages of just one Biome Minecraft players realizing they can import Villages from different biomes and then use them for eternity l in imperialism I bet he's thinking about other women why are weakness potions the only potion made without awkward potions what are you trying to tell me Minecraft you have negative one friends because you don't even like yourself yay me brings home a cool flag I found the village yo what freak you zodiac sign what color do you dye your bed I choose red of course ah the OG the color of my pee what experimental villagers after 1.2.2 refusing to be exploited oh man someone please mod this character into Minecraft I don't want him to do anything but just consistently pose all day long no you're not wearing the right kind of armor you need to die hey don't attack us and we're cool villagers are too op I want to grind for my tools then don't use them then don't use no nobody is born cool except of course people who use blaze rods as a furnace fuel what do you make first every single player red pills get your red pills here corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture they're the same picture if you ever think the warden is scary remember this was one of its designs dude oh man I honestly please I want this one come on you've literally got zombies and skeletons trying to kill you and self terrorism Bombers be honest with yourselves this isn't a G-rated kids game anymore let's that's some horror that's some genuine horror me as a teen oh boy I can't wait to come home from school and play Minecraft me as an adult oh boy I can't wait to come home from work and play Minecraft screw zodiac signs how do you mine nonchalantly thoroughly no respect for your personal safety or psychopath you see a player with the Herobrine skin on a server hey in your single player world Microsoft Bedrock Edition migration chat reporting server banss what are you talking about bro The Hunger Games match is about to start dating a fellow Minecrafter and your teens be like I got you disenchantment it's my love for you infinity Unbreaking three protection 4 and loyalty three why not loyalty 4 huh I couldn't guess well that's not good enough Mojang when they see a map or mod that has real and accurate guns in the Bedrock Marketplace I sleep Mojang when they see a server that has small gun references not real guns in a server especially in Java servers W that's some real banable stuff Minecraft Community go this is serious controversy that consists of changes that are just rephrasing stuff from 2014 and misinformation finally get official guys guys the Sher support Frick zodiac signs how do you mine a giant spruce tree well to quote ACDC TNT you spend hours searching for the best biome to build your base in your friend's World they tell you it's single Biome Minecraft isn't realistic oh yeah the explain this observe the lore of the Minecraft Wiki skeletons now have an 11% chance of spawning with their bow in their left hand now observe Humanity 10 to 15% of people are left-handed as you can see this is a very realistic game hey what's that other tab you got get my phone back new features player skin and name reporting player skins and names can now be reported in the social interaction screen zipping up my you uni to go and have a discussion about the snapshot fornicate with zodiac signs what is your favorite Minecraft mini game original mini games whatever this is called SkyWars death run bedw War wow call me completely ignorant of the Minecraft game landscape but I thought SkyWars and bedw wars were basically the same thing which side are you on smile or beard point of view you wanted to level up your toolsmith so many ho so many hoes I'm too exhausted I'm so glad I grew up with this Minecraft tr get us aprison custom mod adventure Minecraft Xbox trip to the moon and not this I spied on my little sister's boyfriend sleep over it my best friend stole my boyfriend in Minecraft man we wonder why things like TMZ and Paparazzi in general are so popular not even realizing how much this sort of drama is like conditioned into us since our youth that and I guess it's fun to know that other people have miserable experiences in life Minecraft players when they can't exploit the game anymore what do you mean to have to play it as intended Mojang Hostile Mobs need to be fantasy creatures also Mojang it's a spider but big um uh H how uh no no no no fun facts with Squidward even though axis does more damage a hit in Java swords do more damage per second than axis finally being too fast has a benefit Bedrock the Virgin torch ugly as Frick lame disgusting Abominations light level of 14 overrated the Chad Lantern super stylish light level of 15 hang from ceiling we just added copper it's super common it has three recipes it has three recipes moang Minecraft is designed for all ages also Mojang no guns no cues no swearing and no cont that isn't designed for 10-year-olds or else we file a lawsuit swords are the best weapons in Minecraft jaxes are the best weapons in Minecraft swords are the best weapons in Minecraft villager trading isn't the only way to get enchantments use an enchanting table and go fishing for once in your life do not look friend let's go mine together remember girls are temporary diamonds are Eternal that's very true girls are temporary because they become women if villager trading is nerfed then the Anvil work penalty needs to be massively reduced hey hey come here come here yeah your terms are acceptable oh oh normal people terrible color blind people yay I can identify between ores if playing in creative mode isn't really playing the game they're wouldn't be a creative mode what you talking about these people should be ashamed of themselves for playing a feature in the game that's included in the game after all these years finally I have them all what Mojang thinks we want Minecraft what we actually just want please Mojang just let us break reality that is Minecraft I will grant you three wishes make chains climbable in Minecraft yeah what the hell is up with that anyway good wish bro you still have three wishes still think you can beat him in a fight mini craft St is 6'6 has arms that are almost 10 in thick can carry over 44 million kg of gold and still be able to Sprint and jump has 49 in vertical doesn't need water to survive can stop on a dime when sprinting here's Thunder before he sees lightning actually the last one's a really valid point how that makes no sense also I now want a movie where Steve is some horrific entity that's come to our world meanwhile in the future Minecraft Java Edition or Pocket Edition or Xbox 360 or Xbox One or a Playstation 3 or PlayStation 4 or Playstation V Wii U new Nintendo Windows nintend Redrock J Apple Fire TV Pi Edition underground bases are actually really good because you don't need to decorate the outside and they are infinitely expandable hey bro where's your base below us that's all my base trade offer we receive villagers having enchantments depending on biomes you receive having to add jungle and swamp villages to remove Anvil penalty presenting the Lego game Trinity Terraria never has any issues all ages can play chat censorship is up to server owners as it should be updates don't kill the mood of the game I wish Earth was corrupted for the good music DJ khaled's favorite one used to be for only child making the game better for all ages toddler to adult fixes most problems that can easily be fixed keeping the community safe without making multiplayer garbage by the way free wall bucks down below all I need is your IP and Minecraft the game so loved we've got our own memes subreddit about today let's check all these great things about the game ah actively ruining the game almost every update has a a part hated by the community making the game for a younger audience only parent company is out of touch takes years to fix a bug and add four more they just call it a feature keeps additions different so arguing distracts from them killing the Game Killer music ah what an equal and valid not at all biased comparison of these games any server piece of online content such as video or other may be taken down due to any reason whatsoever if we don't like what you are doing at this point they should change the snapshot to 1.9.8 point4 oof yeah uh Mojang you should probably update this little uh blur thingy this little sting you have on your titles what's this Twitter you speak of I I've never heard it that sounds so weird and stupid uh guys I can explain you have four unique enchants while I only have two two I have one oh you guys are getting unique enchants what thinks what we want grass cow a a feather duster ground and ground what actually only want C418 Minecraft volume 3 pimples zero blackheads zero times that I've beaten Minecraft Zero deep dark blocks added skull block skull Bane block skull Catalyst block skull shrier block the what manga game adaptation anime uh the anime is definitely the superior one here the other two are so not detailed Mojang will never add emerald armor I mean I can't really argue for them or against them in this particular case I just don't know super secret underground base single player mode hey it's fun you're supposed to be able to build whatever you want come on I beat the Wither nine times yeah so on Bedrock right this way sir man I've never touched Bedrock a mushroom cow seeing me with five stack of bowls I need to play the game again it's been a while I love Minecraft but it has been a good while since I really dove in you you know what I'm saying 5-year-old me turning up the brightness instead of placing torches hey whoa whoa whoa that's cheating evil creeper be like may I help you building uh sure corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture they're the same picture freaking what what's going on Canon Steve who am I where am I from what do I do now what is my purpose fan and Steve Omega Chad rip and tears through hordes of monsters like it's nothing the word bends to his will rips apart mountains with his bare hands probably dating at that's a cringe one probably still has a humble home despite his raw power dude the guy can wear a full set of diamond armor do you know how heavy that is of course span and Steve is a little bit well not normal you know what I'm saying Steve is insane people also ask how do you breed Birds in Minecraft in Minecraft to breed new in-game parrots you feed the birds chocolate chip cookies evil are slmc memes be like let's make civil and original content good luck with that in any subreddit friend sharpness and smite you can't defeat me Bane of Arthropods I know but he can cleaving Minecraft 1.19 devs Minecraft 1.17 part two new combat system oh who gives a crap about the combat come on cut down that tree with your fist you know how the game's supposed to go come proof that Mojang is Lazy H I've been staring at this all day I still don't get it now you want to know how they're lazy it's when they uh give you mob votes for crap they've already created the guy she tells you not to worry about yo it's yens how you doing friend I actually got to meet that guy he's super cool the other one not so much Daniel the cooler Daniel I don't know I'm going with Daniel the cooler Daniel just ain't really cooler is he I have a full set of netherite in Creative this is how it's going to feel when you start fighting the warden today we celebrate our independence from skeleton and Creeper I get burnt out of Minecraft I sweat my ass off and fast-paced Shooters I'm reminded of the beauty and simplicity of the game by new content repeat the cycle I can't quite get back into the cycle anymore Minecraft devs normally Minecraft devs making the end credits dialogue piss step other side huh excuse me uh what song is piss step Overworld Nether and it doesn't really have It's The End it doesn't have a purpose really ne's theme songs ends theme song you know I've played the game for probably a thousand hours since it came out and when I mean came out I mean I started playing it back when it was you know first out was it 2009 2010 I have never really beaten it and that's okay I'm sorry I'm working on it I swear to God I'm working on it all right I'm just really bad at video games when you realize the dragon is hostile because it's protecting its egg blow them my mind H if a mob goes extinct in real life to new generations they will be fictional like creepers what huh no fishing private property you son of a you make me sick about 1.19 friends guess what Mojang will add in Minecraft 1.19 frogs and the warden why can't I find a guy like this hey no he's literally the guy in the pick oh man I do remember going uh mining around the nether with a stack or 50 of beds I know they don't stack leave me alone trade offer I received 34 square kilm of pure melon you receive four this is a hell of a trade deal POV you just opened a pack of gum in class no no sorry that was my last piece I didn't really open it me explaining how my modded nuclear fusion reactor generates over 2 million RF per tick powering my entire base my friend who just wanted to play gun mod it's the guy from Minecraft yeah you can get him in plushy form too evil Minecraft fan fans be like yes I respect your opinion on the mob boat even though it is not the same as mine I won't harass you for liking something I don't like it's great that the Minecraft fandom has sled right along at supersonic speeds and now they're right where the Star Wars fandom is no one hates Minecraft more than Minecraft fans cats and dogs when you hold your hand above them my cat usually just tries to bite my fingers off everyone hyped for 1.19 me still waiting for 1.18 to come out good luck with that o all right let's take a look at some armor here we got um PewDiePie's armor is fine the pillow monster from Community not bad uh oh CEO Green from whatever Grammys who gives a yeah that makes sense perfect any other specific ones um oh we got Tua guy that one's pretty good when you drink an invisibility potion in Minecraft but you still have armor on that's a good one can we please talk for a moment about the I Funny Watermark though Java players the glare is useless it's just F3 Bedrock players am I a joke to you look I have to say out of all of those three I understand which one was the most useful and that's why it won but the glare had the coolest design in my opinion it was definitely the coolest looking my frame rate normally my frame rate when a jungle enters my render distance ha my computer cost thousands of dollars and yeah the same thing still happens so okay jungle wood new Mangrove wood corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture they're the same picture ah ooh hey look at that that very fun lava melted cheese absolutely no memes oh I don't think so nether I can explain you're getting six new biomes and I'm only given four four biomes I'm getting three you guys are getting new biomes blow my mind H Axel in Minecraft spawn in caves but in real life Axel don't live in caves they live in lakes but there's an animal that looks like an axel that does live in caves the M Ms are are long Axel that live in caves meaning that all Minecraft Axel are just SS hey I have never said the word Axel so many times in my life and now I don't even think it's a real word frog of the swamp share us your wisdom if your problem is that you can't bother sleeping once every 3 days then you have no right to complain about Phantoms that is a very fair point actually thank you Steve when he's holding a wooden shield in front of himself Steve when he's carrying an entire pocket Quarry yeah Steve is uh well he's different he built different if you hadn't noticed do my eyes deceive me or is that the sword of a thousand truths nah it doesn't even look like it have you seen South Park I'm afraid it is copper Golem is gone forever just like the other mob boat creatures shut up shut up shut up blow my mind okay Endermen Are immune to being attacked with snowballs or eggs why would you want to attack him with that anyway what me and my best friend both at the last floor in a spliff game I'm sorry brother it's time what gives people feelings of power money status killing the warden in survival oh my God I'll never be able to do that one Mojang will add a frog frogs come from tadpole will Mojang add tadpole rip tadpole me using this template people browsing new that thing is utterly disgusting I think it's the most vile thing they've ever added and I am so excited for it I remember when the Enderman was added people were crapping their pants at how scary it was and now this thing oh this this is beautiful oh I love it hey Dipper bring me my sters time traveler sneezes the whole timeline no no ah there's no way EA would have had the money to buy it right right players want yeah I mean it's still cool right what's the problem with the froggy Minecraft devs the warden is only attracted to sound me playing on 0% volume well yeah I mean technically I don't like the Phantom then why did you vote for it what okay Minecraft Java Minecraft Wii wait excuse me the Bedrock wither has more HP than the warden the Bedrock wither can't kill a full netherite player in two to three hits yeah dark oak is the best wood type no Spruce Wood is the best I like to use all kinds of Minecraft Woods depending on my build pallet my favorite wood type is Acacia me right after having created my Minecraft world the same world 8 months later I must be the worst Minecraft player ever right I have never been able to get pasted M this house is pretty awful looking but I made it and it's mine and y'all are out here building computers out of red stone nuclear factories how and yes I understand mods exist I'm talking about those people that break reality is we know it ah my good old horse boner oh average blue mob fan average yellow orange mob enjoyer what the oh I still like the glare man the first slime to die was probably like hm what night it doesn't matter where you live we all got the same size bed potions no longer have an enchantment glint due to it obscuring the color of the potion contents fine I'll do it myself wasting an entire book for this what it looks like charcoal what it feels like yeah I'm a space pirate the new enchantment glint in corp needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture they're the same picture Minecraft biomes be like gradual environment change no here be distracted by a new type of bear modded Minecraft no longer the only place to find a nuclear power plant right next to a spiderham how hard I hit my brother how he describes it to my dad how my dad hits me that please name a more icon wa hang on name a more iconic Luigi shut up Jake and name a more iconic Jew mom and me God damn it friend girlfriend boyfriend best friend only Minecraft has no end we need to cook Jesse wow cool they put Breaking Bad in The Telltale Series this is definitely legit I've seen the trailers you can't say it's not for kids that guy's technically a school teacher Minecraft Minecraft but the F3 button can only be used with the loud cheets on villager capture select all images with walkable paths okay in defense all of these are walkable you can just walk around the obstructions me when I see a comparison of Minecraft Bedrock Jawa and P how many times I told you p is Pedro oh you should really see a doctor about that if that's what it looks like Mojang when they give 10 plus years of free quality updates content DLC to a game without charging a penny and the fan base is throwing fits because they aren't getting the free content they are demanding wow you guys are really trying to shake that Hornet's Nest aren you a beautiful Forest of particular trees oh hello George Washington Place huh Place Japan marker entities and display entities get added armor stands I used to rule the world I would pose when you gave me stuff players Mojang make better updates Mojang okay makes a better update players who wait what what wait you listen to us oh oh you've made my voice have value on the internet you fools the unrivaled power you've bestowed upon me quick someone remove this person's Twitter when people say that it'll be harder to obtain netherite items in 1.20 you know Schmid that's kind of the point world's largest emerald villagers really do you think it's worth bread uhuh let me get this straight you you think 1.19 was a good update I do and I'm tired of pretending it's not what is my purpose you complete balance diet advancement oh my God what to cut with which knife ham bread tenderloin chiz stick my butt cartilage pizzas the person watching this video pies fishy Minecraft PVP nobody Minecraft super flat worlds yay grass the last Pillager in a raid picked where he should spawn all right boys I'm coming soon I'm I'm finding that perfect Strat infinite cobblestone generator no please let's not speedrun Minecraft with their own bodies this is likely what Shrek was experiencing when he kept saying to donkey that P is bedrock that hurts every time x-ray should be okay on single player world if you just want to have fun and build change my mind no I'm good I I agree to this me realizing you can't craft chain mail armor by using chains what this is a kind reminder that Redstone contains a dangerous quantity of uranium oh that's real fun as someone who would mind this and then just leave it in my chest in my house for the entire playthrough of a save it's it's nice to know I'm slowly killing myself most people rejected his message Minecraft is better than it's ever been shut up they hated Jesus because he told them the truth how hard is it to click a bed ever so often Phantoms are so annoying Mojang remove them please hm [Music] how do I fix this I am on Bedrock oh I see well clearly you've what what is this even that construction it's a sodx a pord God the more I look at this the worse it gets 69 nice did you know that 90% of blazers are girls I didn't know that I don't care and why do you know that well because blazes drop rods 10% of the time okay by this logic then these things are flying around with giant fallaces just flapping about around them took me 1 month with my tow roommates to create this masterpiece wow nice please drink water cacti American Cactus welcome to commun hey bro I just added mine carts cool right ah nice bro I can finally get to the mines faster um hey fan base we we just added another 15 blocks and a couple new features do you like it no the game is ruined it'll never be like the old days Microsoft ruined everything everything feels like a little homie runs up on you what you doing if I saw Herobrine I would call my friend Kevin yeah he's just over there Kevin go go squish him oh [ __ ] me when I see iron in Minecraft iron that's it that's all I'd say I am leaving the server so I left my stuff here take them if you want to ah I salute you sir excellent gaming etiquette Minecraft animals when they eat a vegetable I should have sex now how they should be crafted how they are crafted for one I am fully supportive of making things super easy to craft on the other what the hell is this a feather duster can you be a maid in Minecraft now that's questionable all new Minecraft shut the actual Hell Up Update vertical slabs shut up and you get them okay fine fine take the freaking WiFi and you know you know what take all the mobs votes mobs too you know what just freaking take everything just shut up we hope you enjoyed the latest content skeletons shooting an endless amount of arrows skeleton Arrow drops three take it or leave it Java players 1.9 plus combat trash me a Bedrock player trying Java for the first time on a PC that's not even mine the sword slash is so satisfying Lau Squad joins SMP let's build our houses together so so it will look like a village that one guy no I forg my own path and then I'll come back later when I die and ask you all for favors tell me the most nostalgic Minecraft mod you can remember I'll go first Clay Soldiers create massive armies and watch the Mayhem unfold I'd say my earliest memories was the mod where you could add like lions and other various crazy animals which I thought I'd like but then I was too scared to even play anything outside creative mode because I was so afraid of dying all the time finally figured out how to respond the Ender Dragon in basically you have to play an entirely different game people who browse Reddit but don't post anything slame mode spectator it's just the glow squid Drama All Over Again everyone oh my God torch flow doesn't glow like torch Mojang make it Glow [Music] me four things humans will never understand death life love Minecraft comparator her he's probably thinking about other villager women him what in the world am I supposed to do with this five stack of sticks player sold to me earlier so still disappointed about the one point to update my friend who stole a diamond from me me with my Army of dogs hey friend I'm de straight up snower snow sandier sand stonier Stone super flat world be like Yep this is the Disney liveaction remake of Minecraft I found out half bed in my hardcore world is it rare hey guys I was on my survival world and I found this I I wonder if this is a common thing or not oh my God the bed it's in between worlds sharpness 5 Unbreaking three looting three fire aspect 2 knb back two mending hm how should I name my sword call it my friends don't want to verse me anymore oh it's my favorite little Minecraft mob the goat he truly is oh wow guys look the pink trees wow look look at me too look at me no meanwhile Leagues Under the Sea it's okay someone will notice me soon dungeons in Terraria dungeons in Zelda dungeons in Minecraft teacher the test won't be that hard the test which one is the night vision potion and which one is the water bottle um you have 7 Seconds um this is a sunflower yep and this is a torch flower yep sunflowers aren't made of sun and torch flowers aren't made of torches makes sense to me so torch flowers shouldn't glow right torch flowers are useless Mojang should make them glow no I'm going to be honest I miss these farewell random little pools that I design my house around so I feel like I have my own inbuilt pool no the cherry blossom tree can't have cherries they're not cherry trees meanwhile oak trees giving apples really nitpicking at the realism of Minecraft nowadays aren't we does this exist for anything else in Minecraft it's beautiful I've looked at this for 5 hours now what I think of building what I build hey yo don't cut yourself short that's still impressive command to what I could ever achieve wao this is worthless don't mess with them they're known as the big tree this just in update 1.21 will include Waffle House in every single nether realm unated update annual meeting over here oh look at that empty once again come on people Minecraft should have a paint tool rope stacked books land LNS on walls redstone on walls food crafting table and more tools like that's ever going to happen to everybody out there this is a cherry blossom tree this is a cherry fruit tree they're not the same we're not getting the cherries I mean it it still be a cosmetic difference so copper trims should oxidize over time bold STS let's see them get flamed in the comments Minecraft doesn't need an inventory update meanwhile Hoarders is it me or that's a nice house I want to eat it I want to eat it all up how they should be crafted she okay all right let's let's ease it back a bit do atheists go to hell no how about people who use creative mode and secretly turn on achievements again Straight to Hell To The Boiler Room of hell all the way down completely not the point but would the Boiler Room really be where hell stops 9-year-old me downloading Minecraft for free because I can't afford it 18-year-old me still playing it because I can't afford it yeah I guess okay Minecraft Java Edition YouTubers Minecraft Bedrock Edition am I supposed to care about Bedrock Edition man pregnant with twins oh good God why if I see anything from zaminations in here I'm going to flip Minecraft release date November 18th 2011 are we blind deploy the birthday wishes oh I celebrated cuz I pay attention block is block is it though let's be real build this well there you go anything else you wanted friend the unated video game company's annual meeting I disagree let's move on how Minecraft works all right yes yes uh-huh right yeah uh-huh this onion won't make me cry 1.18 will make all perimeters stop working huh you can only pick one Choose Wisely a catg girlfriend who loves you or a Minecraft cat you know cute what's the first thing you're going to do when Minecraft 1.18 arrives complain to the Mojang devs absolutely that's what we all do right oh so you like Minecraft name all 31 mobs uh chickens oh ooh and creepers friendship ended with y1 now y 58 is my best friend excuse you everyone makes these elaborate redstone traps to protect their diamonds me it really do be that simple huh how do you pronounce XP hm let's see exp XP you know I've never said exp do any of y'all say exp just a quick question 1.9 plus combat is for survival and it's great for survival and that's a fact all right when it's already the 30th of November for you but the other side of the world is still on the 29th and you have to wait for them before 1.18 drops the problem with being faster than light is you can only live in dark yeah that's true is that what it feels like in Australia choose your fighter we've got longleg Larry buff Steve the fire guy rocket Waterhouse those two blocks I'm going with longleg Larry I think he's got this in the bag Guess the Logo how many fast food logos do you know well I've got bad news for you Quake Pro 90 fov yeah yeah therapist official Nerf gas doesn't exist it can't hurt you what in the hell am I looking at here just finished my first ever Redstone Calculator three digits and it can add subtract and multiply I did it in binary and converted the result to decimal also I didn't use any guide or anything so I'm pretty proud of myself and wanted to share it you know the people that went heavy with redstone back in the day are probably the smartest human beings to ever exist like that guy that made a computer in Minecraft back in like 20 11 or some these people are insane salute to them Blaze is the most annoying mob I agree screw those ass hats you play an outdated version of the game so you can spam click I play an outdated version of the game because my computer cannot run versions above 1.12 we are not the same what is the most amount of diseases contracted by one person the largest amount of diseases contracted at the same time is 17 consisting of of malaria the cold arthritis hemophilia influenza herpes melanoma skin cancer pinky laryngitis anemia appendicitis and pneumonia how did we get here have every effect applied at the same time good god did that person survive uh oh and died at the age of 56 I'm sorry Alex holy crap nobody Minecraft users with keep inventory in my culture death is not the end and it shouldn't have to be man what do you make first every single player what do I make first I don't know I haven't made that far in years the new Minecraft launcher what the hell is this Java Bedrock God don't switch if you know this block you're a giga Chad yeah yeah whatever I'm just going to move on immediately the new Microsoft launcher he does exactly what I do the normal launcher but better yeah doesn't the new Microsoft launcher literally have to connect to the Internet or it doesn't allow you to play the game I'm not sure if that's true anymore but still the original creeper texture was just the leaf texture with a face added to it uhhuh what does that say about their race people who mine on y1 people who mine on y12 people who mine on y1 math teacher today we're going to practice multiples of 64 every person in the room who plays my yeah okay whatever friends minus two did you kill them there are no good mobile gam all right all all right sure what year is it man this is Mojang Mojang isn't money hungry Mojang cares about their community be like Mojang if only Microsoft weren't in charge 2014 I love you crossbow oh my god what have they done to you man the crossbow is stupid no no stay with me world type floating islands and World type caves don't leave me Minecraft Community Notch his Twitter who's notch H I don't remember anybody named Notch how do you build your portal the lava frame way the speedrunner way or the OG way the deceptions of a generation Aether Portal Herobrine Summoner obsidian boats or emerald armor why the hell would you want an obsidian boat man I fall into lava panic I have a water bucket calm I get trapped under obsidian oops I want Phantoms removed I know how to counter Phantoms I like Phantoms never had a problem with them just sleep once every four 4 trillion days and you're fine we can put potions and cauldrons and you can't yeah well at least our version isn't built around microtransactions damn I love playing Minecraft holy [ __ ] me too you play Bedrock because you enjoy it I play Bedrock because my poor ass wallet can't buy a PC to play Java we are not the same why why me buys a woodland Mansion map let's go in andout 20-minute Adventure holy crap guys what did you do money doesn't matter rich people looks don't matter Attractive people Redstone is easy oh yes very easy I'm Frankenstein's monster you don't seem like a monster try to sleep uh-oh do you risk one more block or do you repair ooh that's a toughy I I don't want to risk it though finishing homework and finally being able to play some Minecraft 5 seconds later what the hell me I finally completed all Minecraft achievements friend me too the secret one took a while though the what oh man there's always secret ones Minecraft with shaders Minecraft without shaders I'm fine without shaders dude sharpness one sharpness 5 or should I say sharpness V you find diamonds it's an eight Vin you have fortune 3 God you're a billionaire fun facts with Squidward if you throw a nautilus shell at a drown that's holding a trident then the drown drops a completely undamaged Trident and pick up the shell I'm never going to remember that I'm sorry you double tap W to Sprint I hold shift to Sprint we are not the same I actually have it bound so in order to Sprint I have to put in a code 1468 uh every single time why I don't know it's a joke guys don't put silk touch on a mending pickaxe worst mistake of my life another mob head on chiseled Stones what the hell is Mickey doing here don't lie how many war crimes you committed in Minecraft like 300 me getting enough diamonds to make a diamond sword me realizing the stone axe I tossed away does more damage oops 1.18 and 1.19 Mojang archaeology goat horns bundles Fletching table oh man that thing's never going to be useful is it there are two types of people in this world people who have a red bed because they like the color and people who have a red bed because they played before 1.12 God I've been playing since 2010 oh jeez you keep playing Minecraft with 60 fps to keep your CPU usage low I play Minecraft with 20 because it's the only yeah we get it your computer can't run Minecraft that joke is done emeralds have no use trading beacons uh uh uh no no no no no Sprucewood is the best all wood types are good how do we get players to use the new launcher make it better give players a reward make the older one worse by increasing load time ah congratulations your employee of the month de head Arrow of healing wo this is worthless me x-raying my friend not finding diamonds what a loser H okay let's see here right do you want to turn on sticky oh son of a bit quit reminding me that that exists out there somewhere it's like a monster it's almost like an SCP sticky keys nobody Builders when detailing random bull go just try everything you'll figure out what works climate change uh uh bottom text Minecraft also try Terraria Terraria also try Minecraft hey you're both doing the thing I for One support this crossover fanfic now kiss I am the most hated Minecraft mob no I am hamateur what was that punk don't make me swoop you where I deal minimal damage but are enough to be annoying I said H oh Lord jeez so welcome coulding at first it's so disappointing baby zombie wardens ending hardcore worlds wow it just never going to let that die are we I mean the baby zombie did technically Minecraft stter bases on r/ Minecraft yeah so I'm just a new to the game don't know if this looks too good or not if you guys can just let me know actual Minecraft starter bases yeah this Baby's got everything you need to survive it's got the door there everything you need to survive you are known for my Minecraft Dolphins showing players the way to treasure M playing with diamonds M giving swimming boost oh God I feel so so dirty if you ever feel like you are out of ideas remember the kind of Minecraft articles Sports ska are making right now five best blocks for building Sky structures in Minecraft yes that's right that's an article for 2022 apparently dirt is a good Sky Block just take note of that desperate loophole of logic there the ground works for the sky villager slave Camp oh no we don't we don't do that here Trade Center not slavery if it's 24/7 retail no if you don't like dream you should die no if you like dream you s guy I appreciate dream's videos I dislike dream's videos I personally don't care about dream but I'll still make a good MIM about him who dream if you think something have no sense just remember old chain armor crafting they called me a pyromaniac but finally I found a game that sees blacksmithing the way I do what the hell is an update getting diamonds in 1.17 nice getting some freaking call in 1.18 well I guess I'm hiding under two blocks of dirt for the third night in a row a gee that sucks yeah I know ender pearls has to be Ender's balls the reason why they don't always drop since some of them are women who that freck starts a conversation like that no you're right sorry that was weird I mean you could even make the same argument that they're just egg sacks after all they don't always drop because some of them are men you know that's a really good perspective I agree Whoever thought of that's a really smart man I'll stop it you too people who craft like this people who craft like this people who craft like this you think you're astrology to find your personality that's cute which side are you on survival or hardcore I mean obviously survival you only need to take the hardcore down once and then you're done D fans getting ready to harass someone that vaguely mentioned dream oh buddy this is all I do with my spare time I'm a very valuable member to society when you're on one HP but two skeletons are having a duel I am going to Kermit to watching this play out what it looks like hello I'm on a boat and this is my friend who is here against their will well I mean he walked in here on his own I just happen to leave it right to the front door what it feels like get it back we're going shoing shopping for villagers strongest dream SMP stand weakest hermitcraft enjoyer dream I personally enjoy that in bed when I'm sleeping no I means it's a Minecraft player so do I who what liking multiple things at once 8-year-old me finding a village we've got a city to BU I was an evil player when you're following a human for some seeds but he puts them away and pulls out a fence mother mojing we won't add sharks because we don't want real hostile mobs in our game everyone me will someone be a word Smith and mention these things that's not a real animal that's just a horizontal thick booty snowman I think I forgot something if you forgot then it wasn't in important yeah you're right archology never ask a woman her age a man his salary a frog how the freak they got to freaking go down their throats I fear no man but that thing it scares me what we see mhm what frogs see okay to be fair I think the frogs see everything like that presenting how to turn a furnace into a furnice a hand cannon from the 16th century MOJ no this is too futuristic also Mojang records from the 20th century they make the Dum do diamond iron go hit you the government realizing only one person showed up to Area 51 who is it it's just a guy a blue shirt and jeans and white contact lenses mother of [ __ ] oh God he's floating this is a cube and this is a toad toad decides to wipe out the local species toad is chilling until then toad has turned into a gas info super Minecraft has made the advancement Monster Hunter super Minecraft has made the advancement acquire Hardware super Minecraft has made the advancement isn't a Tyron Pick 3 minutes later super Minecraft has made the advancement Diamonds oh man he's going to kill us all super Minecraft tried to swim in lava super Minecraft lost connection super Minecraft left the game oh they had us in the first half not going to lie Minecraft exists wow it does oh my God villagers there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere Mojang we will repeat a quote you keep stealing from us because you just can't handle you little suy babies oo woo woo you want sharks try more Oo we Tommy moang is this a fantasy Creature if your fantasy is silverfish disguised as little fluffy sausage dogs yes when the Builder calls your house nice H nice when the griefer calls your house nice that's a nice house you've got there would be a shame if something happened to it rare picture of humans after spawning into the world after the dinosaurs died oh my God what the hell are these things settle down now children it's time for an educational lesson pain diagram heada ache it's in your head correct now can you guess where the stomach ache is that's right your heart because you eat your feelings now what about killing the pet that's been with you from the start yes that pain is everywhere I heard he read the whole end credits wow he's got no life Minecraft Bedrock face it you're never going to get my power Minecraft Java do I look like I need your power yes thank you that is a very accurate Knuckles voice when you say you like the color green on the Minecraft subreddit and a 99-year-old calls you a dream stamp I will send you to Jesus who would win Steve with fully enchanted diamond gear Kevin mallister oh this is easy with 5 days prep time which Universe physics are we applying here and how long does Kevin get to study Minecrafts my laptop with Linux can run Minecraft Java Edition on decent settings with 20 plus render distance with sodium my laptop with Windows can't run Minecraft Bedrock Edition on Lower settings without turning off all 30 minutes you know it's nice to see Linux finally get a win somewhere what you think Minecraft look like wowe the flowers the scenery the adventure versus real Minecraft oh my God is that a tree wow teenager kidnapped children who have to work on his Minecraft farm a teenager from USA kidnapped 10 children police announced on Wednesday that he had promised v-bucks to Children he locks them in his basement where they were supposed to work on his Minecraft farm I don't what how if you can afford v-bucks why not just pay someone to do the Minecraft F okay I get kids are a potential labor force but not in this way let's be ethical and bring back chimney sweepers okay YouTubers when they start a Minecraft survival world oh jeez we'll struggle so hard oh will we even survive well subscribe to fly down also them on the second day after they do some off camera mining sup guys yeah wow we found diamonds and like just one one block below us yeah if Mr Beast was a Minecraft villager H when the teacher asks if anybody knows where the Netherlands are yeah Miss up been around a few times one would call me an expert at lava diving I'm I'm very good at falling in the lava official Java Edition modding API halflife three never coming out my heart creeper another one and a baby zombie Edgeworth k you faked up the cobblestone generator I've never played this game so I don't get it if you can cure a villager you should also be able to cure a zombified piglin bone block Co or please don't say that word mom can I have a Minecraft B plushy we have a Minecraft B plushy at home Minecraft B plushy at home see it's square that makes it Minecraft thank you mother for your extended knowledge on squares reasons why I quit out of Minecraft I have other things to do creeper blew me up I can't read it pizza because of pizza Psychopaths serial killers people who eat raw chicken he tried to water drop but double click too fast I have a real bone to pick with this game you've met hackers you've dealt with Griefers but could you ever tolerate pet Killers this villager sleeps under the bed during the day and considering this villager lives in a world full of skeletons zombies and like humanized spiders what exactly is causing him to want to sleep underneath his bed no the difference Pig step yeah W and step Pig help me step bro blue pill make a full set of wooden tools all red pill make a wooden pickaxe and the rest using Stone survey of majority Minecraft players says a horrifying Mountain full of disposed wooden pickaxe who killed the ends Dragon kids in survival mode I did I'm the fly which side are you on OG C418 music including wet hands Sweden Minecraft cat blocks Etc all Lena rign music including pigstep other side new ambient music well I do love the classics but this encouraged me to check out this new music and oh I'm sorry I'm converted meanwhile in the fascinating world of YouTube video If this mob isn't added into the game I'm giving up on life Oh you mean the the sunflower cow that wasn't added into the the the game okay watermelons in real life healthy and delicious watermelons in Minecraft I only give one hunger bar please don't throw me awake welcome to dear God I need Minecraft content quick what's something we can do content about dear ah yes racism 200 play or simulate racist civilization in Minecraft excuse me what the freak mob got hit intentionally Ally or accidentally by me my 68 tamed wolves oh you can't get it now H it is with great pleasure that I out I finally bought my craft hey welcome to the party good on you buddy the party already did end about a decade ago but has resurfaced again so you know you're coming in a good wave Minecraft youtubers are bad [Music] nowadays y the dream guy when a zombie apocalypse happen normal people run away Call of Duty players it's show time gers you're going to deal with it m Minecraft players why isn't everyone going to their beds yet the the server can't go to daytime unless we're all in bed

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Length: 123min 33sec (7413 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 22 2023