THE TOUGHEST OF r/BOSSFIGHT

a myth the legend a myth mandevilly I am not a myth I am a legend okay I see where this subreddit is going vanilla Messer upper I think the only weapon that works against this is a puppy whoa this is a theater stage for a play no that's a boss battle yeah this looks like pirate cuphead one day I would be so jacked that my professional bodyguards look like mini bosses you have to beat before you can fight me oh my God it's like fighting the hell guards from Doom Pepto cat the beastagon master of geometry and destroyer of chaos uh two things one I am chaotic good so I take personal offense to this and two why does your cat have angles Orion the unpensable you must place four shots in order to remove his pants dog Bernie Slayer of the rich defender of the pole I am once again asking you for a living wage Spectrum Thief he's stealing the rainbows My Lucky Charms cow Slayer Airborne bovine bomber okay I'm done did you kill a cow did you drop a cow as a bomb did you feel a cow skin with explosion there's so many questions here congratulations to Jonathan Warrington for being Employee of the Month Jonathan will get a three-day and night all expenses page hunting and fishing trip to Arkansas for his hard work oh I'm thankful to have such a great boss this is my brother's page he owns his own company he is the boss he's literally the only employee I want to do this as a power move Earl Hound the boulder holder he don't buy it he just throws cinder blocks again this would not be out of place in cuphead and no I don't play cuphead I don't have actual gaming skill or patience Buddha mimic the Devourer of monks oh God no put that back where you found it the cardboard fire balancer of the cardboard driver and the cardboard Sailors right oh no oh oh please don't play in that sir please don't fly in that the Mac Legion the Invaders of the kingdom of fracking chicken I would totally arrange something like this but go in there completely politely and just like order food and sit down and eat just as normal patrons you know I wouldn't want to cause a Ruckus or anything I'd just be like hello we are your enemy but could I get a three-piece uh extra crispy chili boonie redistributor of wealth nobody working 40 hours a week should be living in poverty yes that is in fact the best Bernie Sanders impression you're going to get today Chris [Music] the most powerful man in Nebraska oh wait this is an uh ESPN Fawn hang on unleashing Nebraska's most powerful force Chris tonight on ESPN 8 7 Central concept of a scrap's secure boss I don't play Sakura because again I have no actual gaming skill but I've seen enough Sakira to know that this image should really horrify me James the denier no Dougie emperor of the Imperial Japan credit Twitter uh at musky meme she's cute egg belly vanquisher of hog Hedges that's actually really good cosplay fire aspect too light Gary and dark Gary keepers of balance what are you doing Gary I'm pretty good you I'm all right just you know balancing yeah me too use the other door uh the goose will attack if you go out through this door optional boss fight unlocked Hans guard of Kentucky Hans bissler House security to be fair have you ever pissed off Twitter Melissa opener of the Hell Gate this looks like a jaw for the Doom Slayer they tore down my child at home in Istanbul I visited last winter break and saw this nine-foot statue in its place Caillou stealer of souls destroyer of homes to be fair Caillou is kind of a giant brat germ the Slayer each turn he does four d-10 damage to the party member with the highest Charisma germ I get it now the tool that Ikea uses to put their stores together this isn't a meme it's just facts obesetron the infinite child your child's results your child's BMI is infinity that puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese boss fight High Priestess of The Magikarp oh I don't like this I don't like this at all boss fight the king that stops at nothing you thought I was dead Lucas of the Observer Lucas knows what you did Mega Man screamer of Q Anon no Notice Me Trump I notice me maskimo the faceless destroyer of all anti-massacres special power absorbs the wearer's mask if worn inappropriately aggroes by sound not sight I think I have a new life cool yeah yeah I do when you finally meet the guy for the math problem yeah I have questions of exactly why you need this many watermelon Mount mutt hiker's best friend I'm sorry sway Observer of fools I love him Vladimir the poisoner of Underpants New York Times what are you doing razor the game changer oh good lord oh God that's just embarrassing mutilator in borkins the whole breaker of death and I looked and behold a Pale Horse and the Rider's name was death Darth saber the cluttered General Kenobi hang on Mecca Reckoning spawns only in desert compounds during a tech event 6500 HP immune to physical attacks but takes 40 extra energy damage sold I want one the murmur or burmination of the land and sea sister Andre The Immortal a French nun survived the 1918 flu pandemic and both world wars now she's beaten coronavirus days before she turns 117. that's amazingly impressive and I also never want to live that long skag over easy I am bubbly death stretto the abstract one whoa artsy the guardian of the Sacred eggs confused pigeons spotted guarding a box of Cadbury chocolate eggs at Tesco the wandering trade cat garage sale follow me we have the best deals traveler green toolbar protector of the band room whoa the vanquisher of many universes oh hot damn yeah we're gonna add this person to the list of people I will never Frack with thank you very much virtuoso the nth dimensional which reality am I in I don't remember dick Warlock the king of men also happens to be a stunt coordinator just happens to be the naked man spider do I want to see this do I want to see a naked man spider no no I didn't consider this a fracking warning oh I do malathor Apex of percussion oh my God what is going on there Thor's hammer in the symphony dude yin and yang the order of balance oh these dudes look like that kind of boss battle where you fight two bosses at once and one will revive the other oh my God like the demons lechku and nechuku from Okami man Louis whatever the ravenous barred right let's take a look here tradition of Mari lewid again I think I'm saying that wrong a horse skull visits your home singing Rhymes outside of your door that's not even the best part the person inside needs to sing back with excuses of why they can't come in it goes back and forth until one gives up if the person in the house can't respond they let lewid in and it gets to raid your pantry and drink all of your beer so you're rat battling a horse skeleton to keep all your alcohol and here I thought the Welsh had nothing to offer besides confidence wide Abyssal being oh my God it looks like that photo of Kingpin with Markiplier's head on there instead Beto the Phantom friend all right let's see about this taken out of McDonald's we thought our daughter was alone in this playground at the time the face on the left was not visible at the time I took this when she was asked who was next to her in the pic she replied that's my imaginary friend whoa oh my Lord that is the creepiest thing I've seen all year I know it's the beginning of the year but trust me Greg protagonist of Hell Florida man bites his brother's penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket what the hell is going on down there Cassidy the yet to be emancipated oh boy how the hell you got two ankle monitors the unrelenting Watcher oh no child with small telescope by the time I run down there he's gone child with small telescope keeps coming by and staring up into our apartment I have a wife and two kids up here we don't need this kind of thing enhanced image if this is your child get control of it what the [ __ ] uncle Stan the founding Colossus I told my Uncle about Photoshop he sent me this a week later dude your uncle's fantastic at Photoshop all already stahlson I think Sentinel of concrete Hills oh whoa you might want to teach that dog not to do that or it's not going to have teeth for super long I imagine eating bricks Pop-Tart women consumer of The Mortals uh what the hell the corn guardian of Ohio to eliminate Ohio you must defeat the corn that's why they've got so many astronauts this is why everybody in Ohio is trying to leave Earth consumer of universes escaper of cribs we got a new video baby monitor and I think that was a mistake yeah I don't think the baby monitor was the mistake here I think the demon child was the face god of the death stare and fellow Soul Eater how did you do in PE today good or not so good anomalous man defyer of race and gender how is it possible for one person to look black white asian Latino Native American young old male and female at the exact same time Lieutenant Hans hunt overseeing his men before being sent to France the fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse uh I don't recall the Easter Bunny writing anything at all George zelonka the umbrella Guardian teenager fights off Mass knife burglar at his 5 million pound home with an umbrella as he shouts you have no idea who you're messing with what knife-wielding Intruder burst into the home and tied him up with cables teen managed to escape grabbing on umbrella and chased him away Father Paul Goldstein proud of his son who has never been in a fight there's no way any of this is real come on Obama controller of flame and destruction oh yo he's just bowering up give him a second the plush Reaper of the deep Gort his name Gore is so cute though the recantation of graviton graviton oh well I guess cats do kind of defy gravity most of the time don't they Sparky the heretic Devourer of Souls and hair shaved the dog's head didn't come out as planned why would you shave the dog's head also why it got human ears though what really happened here the hooded God the Fallen hoodie emperor oh no no no no I'm good thanks though the 5G horse crippler of the unvaccinated a horse made of 5G energy has been appearing on our lawn and staring at our home worried for family we're not vaccinated well sounds like the 5G horse has come to punish you kicks protester King holy crap dude they got one kick man up in that one Mega juices the divider I love Mega juice it's so much Mao of the Mist took a pic of the cat looking out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of God you're telling me the cat wasn't a god before this photo was taken monkey Busters the Elder Guardians a rural Japanese Town Under Siege by monkeys is defended by three elderly women armed with air guns who call themselves The Monkey Busters I love the weird problems of the world like this moo moo The Immortal oh boy Australia's biggest cow is literally too fat to be killed there's no [ __ ] way that cow is that big no way dude it looks like an Eldritch God Jonathan the Elder Guardian of the land world's oldest living land creature is a gay tortoise named Jonathan oh you go Jonathan look at you paper destroyer of rock and an illusion Master finally beat myself at rock paper scissors God I've been trying that for years I don't know how you did it it's like I always know what I'm going to do next nutto poisoner and destroyer of neighbors Florida man dirts his hands with peanut butter and punches neighbors allergic to nuts but was he allergic to peanuts George the Giga Chad pleaser of women he likes to think congratulations George Brownridge for pleasing 15 women for an entire day we were all exhausted and very satisfied and we look forward to you next year we all thank you oh our sincere apologies our intentions were to thank him for a generous holiday shopping trip which he arranged this annual tradition is much appreciated any inappropriate innuendos were unintentional and we take full responsibility for the ad that appeared in yesterday's papers right right right let's back pedal on this one ladies sure we believe ya the youthful Defenders of Pride long sword Glock bat taser I had to do it I would absolutely watch this show or read the comic I don't care I want to see more pandemic Padre man of the facial cloth Punisher of the sinful you know that this pandemic is out of control when the level 90 priest shows up that is one intimidating man Pupa not the enormous this dude does not want to pupate I think he's enjoying being a caterpillar too much all he wants to do is eat and he's gotten enormous look at that chonco dude chromas consumer of all RAM and opener of 700 tabs give me your [ __ ] Ram dude come here level five rat that one's just so simple level 5 Rat warning the rat on platform 2 is violent and has claimed the platform as his own please avoid can you imagine a verman getting so big and strong that they eventually just say screw it it's his don't go there anymore boxer dog Master of the Shadow punch does this look like the face of Mercy actually it kind of does yeah Johnson education Slayer why does Boris look like he's ready to knock out this primary school teacher yeah he is squaring up big time on her what's going on here abominable the great oh oh good God I can't think of any words it's just so scary speed Elder Harpy Mobility Overlord [Laughter] off a long catacus the sun Devourer whoa that's actually a pretty Kick-Ass shot if it's real older man a sweat's worst nightmare oh man we need one of these guys for every single con or expo at least one per alright Taylor Swift look-alike the balance Master perched we should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes yeah that's mad impressive to me every time I see it I'm slightly more impressed than before Pope the venomous Predator when threatened the pope can spray holy Venom up to 25 feet yeah well cats can be punted up to 20 meters in extreme circumstances but you don't see me doing that very often huh drugs are bad look at his eyes this hot dog is high as a freaking kite he smoked all the drugs just to save us he did them all so there were none left for us to do Aaron the Unstoppable maxed out speed and stamina stats brother Aaron far outpacing his brother who was also in the qualifying round Aaron near orb the Unstoppable ultimate weapon of mass destruction a fun way to ruin a weekend and blow a hundred bucks oh this would be good we took this ball to the beach and after close to two hours to bump it up we pushed it around for about 10 fun-filled minutes that was when the wind picked it up and sent it hurtling down the beach at about 40 knots it destroyed everything in its path children screamed in Terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles grown men were knocked down trying to save their families the faster we chased it the faster it rolled it was like it was mocking us eventually we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida Panhandle we lost it in South Carolina so there is something to be said about its durability I was I was not ready for that story from Reed thank you Reed for sharing that with the class if I ever see a beach ball in one of Doom's final levels I'll know who to thank Angry Bird ruler of the air this bird keeps itself in the air by sheer force of anger alone sweet mom Von snatcher of balls holder of babies phrasing phrasing would be the important part here also maybe don't be aiming to try to catch something flying through the air that's fairly damaging when you are holding a baby they tend to not be very durable fun fact be these like flowers which means if you give a girl flowers and she likes them she is a bunch of bees in Disguise nice try be swarm you're dumped dark man player of Bongos and trespassers of pants got drunken blocks and Stage the birds and see me plant burgers yeah patient zero zero eight the Mist crawler uh uh uh Containment Breach Containment Breach bluish the bearded holder of cats bringer of Julie I love this scotch and I like him very much he shall live in my beard bread is Jadis the player the one who fracks Brad 22. hi guys I'm actually 11 years old but I need a girlfriend that can be in my Minecraft let's play with it so I can use you for clickbait and get more views okay thanks the Cheetos Samurai dangerously cheesy Warrior I think he's inhaled a little bit too much cheese dust yo Google the Eater of your RAM deals one damage per bite of ram primary attack asking for Ram secondary attack demon Mr crying the repentant oh dog Sue Lord of basketballs the last wise in order to catch the ball one must become the ball dog soup anyways Wellness geese cause peace was never an option hi there Adventure University we've introduced Wellness keys to campus to help students de-stress during the exam period are you stressed are you stressed you look stressed [ __ ] Mangler undying monster of Fortune the guy in the background is scaring the crap out of me Captain Colombia fighting for what's right yes Gord empty the tanks in vain the Legion of dress santis not sure if I got that right but anyway the great French cuisine Guardians original post on r slash by user wet isobar 57. expecting this this son of bafflement demon Prince of ah he's such a cute little demon oh I just want to give it scratches and little summoning circles that word the great defender confused pigeons spotted guarding a box of Cadbury chocolate eggs at Tesco Jesus who only skipped workout on the Sabbath prepare ye the way of the Lord this Korean statue depicts a Jesus zodiac it looks like his last supper was pure protein blessed are the buff for they shall inherit the earth screw overturning the tables at the temple just overturned the whole temple in the name of my father gurak guardian of the Jungle Bridge hi do you have fruit snacks I want fruit snacks Mountain Dogs the carbonated killer oh gross oh crap no no no no no no no no no no no no make that stop put that right back where you found it it's very clearly not from any reality I've ever been to Lady Nemesis most beautiful in all the land ah no absolutely not lavator the lava snail I recently learned that volcano snails exist their shells are made of iron and they live around hydrothermal vents that can reach up to 750 degrees Fahrenheit that's about 399 degrees Celsius for those of you who believe in the metric system also these look terrifying and genuine Devourer of legs Walker of sticks so my four-year-old nephew asked me to draw him Harry Potter he then excitedly shouted I'll do the legs oh dear God oh dear God it's Mr Potato Head oh God leopard woman other than Cruiser of kids a woman puts on this dress uh when she cleans her house and the reason is she told her two children who are terrified of her that this leopard woman is visiting our house to clean if you don't make the house dirty she won't come back okay so um you got one of these morph suit thingies to scare your children into keeping the house cleaner brilliant collector of loot oh Terry looks like a nice guy we'll give him a nice voice Selena 52's truck stop congratulations to Terry on redeeming his trucker reward points today and getting to fill this bucket full of anything in the store Terry grabbed everything he could fit from stuffed animals to Trojan ecstasy condoms and everything in between in his five gallon bucket safe travels friend I'm a little concerned about what's between condoms and stuffed animals this is this got very weird I can see him Mickey why do I see him make oh dear God I just saw the shirt I need therapy oh yeah um that's walking lung cancer that's just sentient lung cancer that's crawled out of somebody's lungs and is freely roaming the streets policias Corpus Master supervisor Lord of magic there was a drug problem at my friend's school so they hired a cop to supervise students but now he's playing Magic the Gathering with the video game club oh I love it naked Marion courage unleashed the naked man fears no pickpocket minigun Maureen wielder of Weaponry I constantly think about this picture of my grandma holding a Nerf minigun y'all come back here you varmints audix Mighty destroyer of the unwholesome audition onyx Ohio the inevitable only the answer danger presented by Ohio illusion of safety time enough to hug your loved ones you are not safe Invasion at any time you are in Ohio and you will not survive Armadale look at patreon of the party animals my cat came home wearing an armadillo shell apparently my cat party's harder than I do apparently she does Prince Philip Lord of Yeagers oh this didn't age well Captain crack the Avenger of rehab employees my therapist Captain crack isn't real Captain crack what's up guys come on we're gonna leave school and do something really fun special move paradoxical Revenge the box is coming for you Leroy Jenkins confident for a reason Star Wars the rise of Leroy Jenkins George The Protector if he's around then you'll be safe oh he's a puppy in memory of George who gave his life on couch that word has far too many vowels in it Street 29th April 2007 protecting children from two Savage dogs oh George is a good boy I love George hi George you're the best boy Grand Org the splitter today we're going to be slicing bacon yeah bacon the subway Troopers protector of fine railroads go forth in godspeed may you encounter no maintenance delays mantras caucus traveler of the infinite sea of syrup I was talking to my boyfriend and I was trying to describe a type of marine animal but I couldn't think of the name so I said see pancake manta ray manta ray is the word I was looking for pancake good boy wielder of the infinitale hi hello I love you my tail is far too powerful King Tech the ultimate tech support when you fight through all the tech support and you have to face the final boss yes I've turned it off and on again yes the drivers are up to date oh my God Dennis the transcendental grower of an absurd number of teeth he has 70 000 teeth and is infallible fear and uh 70 000 can't be just wrong ancient Eva deliverer of relics man-marik TV had caught on camera leaving all TVs on front porches they were filled with bees probably Emmy Destroyer the grasping one oh I don't like that one no no no no no no no no no no no thank you that is far too many fingers nothing you hands to yourself Richie the pest unpopulator okay my apartment's pest control guy always refers to Richie my cat as a fellow industry professional now because he is good on you Reggie the Council of five have found your offering of seed inadequate oh my God I really don't like that IRL picture up top love the one on the bottom hate the one on the top Google photos messes updates sometimes so now I have a rat from the year 5720 and a toad from the year 601 well you've got quite the time traveling cast here you might have a really good comic series on your hands also is that what Fashion's gonna be like in a couple Thousand Years a few thousand years a while Baloo Leo and Shere Khan collectively known as The BLT bear lion and tiger were rescued together back in 2001 from a drug dealer's basement and have been together ever since what the hell is up with drug dealers and exotic animals why big Caesars with fat paddle boss fight oh my God look at him ain't he fit oh I love me some Little Caesars and I love me some big Caesars big meow defender of the bunker look at this dork I love him cash money brother of Blake this kid was gifted with the best name ever and he's using it wisely no way cash money dude he's gonna like that name until he becomes an adult Lewis coulon guardian of beards holder of cats all right oh in 1904 well known for his 13-foot long beard which he used to hold cats in wow how in the world do you take care of a 13 foot beard Midas Hunter of children oh my God Colin and the Juggernaut Chuck ghoul of the Wasteland uh is that Charles entertainment cheese crows raccoons octopi triumvirate or cleverness of air Land and Sea today I learned raccoons were able to open 11 of 13 complex locks in fewer than 10 tries and had no problems repeating the action when the locks were rearranged or turned upside down they can also remember the solutions to tasks for up to three years the day the octopi and the raccoons form an alliance is the day Humanity will perish we'd have more to fear of crows and raccoons United crows raccoons and octopi the triumvirate of cleverness on air Land and Sea doggus the ultimate Predator eats cats HP 90 000 attack that's an even bigger number right there I hate that photo so much Dominos dominis the Pizza King oh what is the Pizza King what about Big Caesar back there which one of them's win in this fight colored Chad thundercock the possessor of the drip yeah that's what they called me in high school hate this man Jeff and Blake the terrible faceless Duo all right I would love a horror movie starring these two Titan cat the eight-legged feline God I don't like it I don't like it but in this boss fight I would win I think I could take him fish taper nightmare of the repairman hey Commonwealth Bank how about you service your freaking ATM so punters like me will not have to tape fish to them so you'll have no choice but to come and fix them I have more fish more tape and willpower than your entire organization Bob the destroyer of galaxies oh Lord he coming Jesus Baron von brotworst God emperor of Germany oh hey how much for one my man the girls all girls why don't girls like me hey Dylan it's me girls all girls only you understand that all women share a unified consciousness Dylan be one with me Dylan link your mind to The Hive Kitty and purr ominous bodyguard they're guarding their King I love that art Isabelle the Devourer all right I do not like that hive mind Stone Bumble Mech this beehive that replaced a statue's head what in the Resident Evil is this Oculus the judge all guests must be approved by the cat am I approved prism protector of the light cat tribe oh jeez he is Overexposed as hell and also so fuzzy Mario best form feeds on The Souls of his enemies why oh this thing pops up every couple years in my line of sight and I don't like it Master kitter the litter excuse me oh all right I think I could take this one down a beg or two what was her wasser the melon Lord okay how much for a melon come on I know you selling moralian the protector of the past his arrival was foretold in the ancient murals well what he doing though what he do though Kevin the Pepsi King 24 500 HP 450 armor but water Jesus your politics bore me you must entertain the Pepsi king or suffer the Wrath dancer the unpisser wait a minute oh hey I love this dude yeah yeah they're banned thump or thumposaurus is fantastic and I know that wasn't part of the joke but uh you need to go check them out because they're pretty freaking great buff Quagsire the real God of Pokemon is he though is he really though drunk octopus Master of the punch destroyer of the reefs I always thought that's what they look like I'm glad that the internet at Large also tends to agree the Royal shapeshifter can change her attire to match any human animal plant object or thing known to man God I love the internet the queen wore a green screen outfit and the internet went to town I like how they implied that she purposefully wore a green screen no she just likes green come on rainbow cat the destroyer of beams whoa that's a nifty picture though the greatest Dane Reacher of all holy God either those cabinets are really short or that dog truly is like 40 feet tall foot wraith gatekeeper of the inverted Realm see that's a cool picture though that's just really neat all right although it does appear that your friend is stuck in the upside down you might want to help him out there VB Longneck the giant stalker the puncher of grandmothers Town stalked by giant two meter tall 95 kilo kangaroo with a torn ear who emerges from the bushes to terrorize dog walkers and golfers that is a unit and a half although we should probably talk about that iFunny Watermark Rushmore the sealed the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads it's a good thing we captured him and trapped him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off when is it set to wear off Schnell the unhinged a cute snail eating a strawberry you just take your time there little buddy anyone else think at first that this freaking snail unhinged its huge ass jaw oh my God great blue the silencer now that's how you get them to find finally shut up sloth the seventh deadly sin and he's coming for you it's gonna take him a while but he will get here soon Dr Pepper Man The girl snatcher oh okay I mean he is rather handsome so I guess you know what you deserve it Dr Pepper man air tournament Bob the blower versus Solaris the dawnbringer excuse me oh I think Bob has a pretty good chance here not an amazing chance but way more decent than you think Steve the massive Slayer of creepers and breaker of trees crafter of the mine Steve from Minecraft is two blocks tall each block is one meter making Steve six foot six and his arms nine inches wide you think that's crazy man a full set of diamond armor would weigh over a thousand pounds this dude is insane I I don't know how to read that word masorpion stings you with the mighty ox oh mouth sorpion okay gotcha remember how it goes with scorpions though the bigger they are the less you gotta worry about their sting so this guy's pretty big Tat's the badass and Crone the overseer oh oh dude no no no no no no man that is not okay Ted the talker when will Ted himself finally show up to the talk the final boss you guys know Ted Talk stands for technology entertainment and design right I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer Tire baby the rolling terror there's a lot more than just one tire baby there my friend there's an army being created here Lord hummingbird and the bee troops some lucky photographer in California captured a hummingbird sharing a water fountain with four bumblebees now ain't that just the cutest thing in the world Che HUD keeper of ties Watcher of zeros [Laughter] hydratus the water witch right now oh I'm in the bath yo send pics okay yolk the vengeful Titan run the last egg in the fridge found out what happened to his family I don't care bring it on I'll crack you open dad um the chromatic Champion how is my dad completely immune to the black and white filter that that's genuinely impressive actually the antler Phantom Keeper of the gas station oh my God I was I wasn't expecting something quite so dramatic dude that is awesome where is this the Shaggy Squad it is all Shaggy it has always been all Shaggy haha you can't get me hmm 92 degrees the perfect slope I'm Coming For You frog I'm going to put you in my pocket love a tour the lava snail I recently learned that volcano snails exist their shells are made of iron and they live around hydrothermal vents that can reach up to 750 degrees Fahrenheit that's not a snail that that's a Dark Souls boss Jeff Bezos guardian of the bathroom you have already used your two minutes back to work you can pee in 12 hours Rod boss killer of your morale and spreader of pessimism how about it do you feel the terror good good let's add in some sorrow filled screams now I just found the Auntie Bob Ross Wario they're toothless Devourer I corrupted brawl and uh it removed Wario's teeth gotta haven't played brawl in ages Schrodinger's Cat the vengeful special delivery corn man destroyer of corn stealing crows you are now corn man The Spill complete it is permanent an amazing dream car I know we've seen this before but still everything by obvious plant is beautiful Jordan the world serpent Devourer of worlds she'll attack I was expecting something slightly slightly more violent oh my God my throat Samantha crustacean over God of the deep I'll give you my fellowship Dixie the consumer P.S anyone that comes in today and doesn't adopt a cat will be fed to Dixie Dixie is hungry Dixie is always hungry Chang the harbinger of Doom be ready for Chang nobody is ready for Chang shimmeron the true Evolution oh my dear God my eyes what no guy the six-feeded told this guy only date people six feet or up and he sent me this you know more important than height is a guy who can make you laugh so uh I I fully vote he gets a date or at least friendly banter text Chloe the inanimate bro I walked out into the kitchen after I just finished undertale and just about had a heart attack fluffy The Unbroken fluffy will have Revenge capybara radiator of Peace friend to all animals what is it about copy bars that attracts groups of small animals to them it's not just mammals either it's like birds and turtles and frogs too oh my God I didn't know this oh my God this is adorable they radiate peace this explains everything Snow White was a capybara kid and a bus amphibian Giver some kid next to me on the bus uh hi do you like frogs me yeah sure they're pretty cute kid have you ever pet one me uh no kid pulls out a fracking frog would you like to kid just walking around with pockets full of freaking frogs probably gay frogs too I am the glove glove Gallo glad the yeast of thoughts and Minds The Goat physics to fire two-headed Jean tiger oh okay I I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that Kanye the world Walker Amy Schumer tries to prank Kanye West by diving in front of him and pretending to pass out Connie reacts by walking away where is the border between these two photos Connie looks like he's walking between parallel Worlds trialysis the Unstoppable the transpant was a success thanks for giving me one of your kidneys is no problem man with three kidneys I'll be unstoppable the Halloween trickster killer of kids what kind of sick bastard gives a child an onion covered in chocolate as a Halloween treat [Music] s genius excelligator stand in to the Lady of the Lake an alligator is swimming in a Florida Lake with a knife in its head I'm pretty sure whoever pulls a knife from the Gator's head gets to be the new king of Florida excalibutor the Milkman he will poison your water if not careful you'll lactose intolerant bozos think the water is safe to drink SpongeBob the Unstoppable destroyer of omni man reasons why SpongeBob would win a fight against omniman 1. SpongeBob can't take damage in fact it tickles him two he has detachable Limbs and can regrow at any time three he is a master of karate 4. he can make guided missile bubbles appear out of nowhere 5. he is always ready Tigger the awaited one the prophecy spoke of his return Mr Muffins destroyer of family orphan maker people with dogs he likes everybody so if he doesn't like you there's something wrong with you people with cats I wouldn't get too close to him or make any sort of eye contact he literally killed my mother his name is Mr Muffins fruit of the Lou [Music] real recognizes real Rob teller of time and Truth my crappy joke from 2013 just manifested itself into reality my philosophy in life is to kill them with kindness pulls out giant machete with kindness bedazzled on the handle Florida man oh god of course tells neighbors he's going to kill them with kindness then tries to kill them with a machete he named kindness somebody's been watching a little bit too much anime Baba man the Untouchable you can't shoot me you can't tease me you can't gas me you can't even knock me down not without something very fragile and very precious going squish taking the whole human shield thing literally I see yasvin The Night Stalker oh okay I totally give him a snack and make friends with him after I replace my pants liquid death the terrifying there's just no way I'm trying this water now ridiculous don't be scared it's just water why why are the eyes why are the eyes Turtle the word World carrier She carries the universe very slowly but she does The Unwanted one bratis jettis the player the one who fracks Brad 22. hi guys I am actually 11 years old but I need a girlfriend that can be in my Minecraft let's play vids so I can use you for clickbait and get more views thanks the lake Watcher ringer of the drowned damned the artius river in Russia froze over in a very interesting pattern thuser dannendorf guardian of the Eternal flow German man keeps Taps on for one year come swinging at cops during house visit police were called to an apartment in a Northern German Town after a man had left the TAPS in his sink bathtub and toilet running for a whole year using 7 million liters of water officers had to use tear gas to subdue the suspect according to local media exactly what were you trying to prove Bezos the Dragon order of money when I grew up I'm gonna be a dragon you can't be a dragon Jeff 40 years later [Music] honest Ally summon spoingus nice cat of the week spoingus cuddled nicely naughty cat of the week I would also just like to add that it took me several tries to say spoingus in a tone of voice that elicited any seriousness Saeed assembler of the burger Squadron yes I'm a girl yes I steal sandwich bags from Burger King We Exist at Burger King at Burger King ID at Burger King BR at Burger King MX at Burger King ARG at Burger King FR at Burger King Za at Burger King underscore Kor at Burger King UK at Burger King pH bro the coconut of TF2 stopper of games fun TF2 fact there's a JPEG of a coconut in the files a Dev note reads I have no fracking idea who put this here but when I deleted it the game wouldn't start words cannot describe my fracking confusion I like that one of the most played games of all time relies on a single picture of a coconut to continue operating that seems vaguely crypted SCP slash just wonderful in some way Bobby father of Billy Slayer of God I bet my dad could beat up your dad hmm you're on oh no his dad was Nietzsche Guy versus bomber the ultimate aerial assassin look I don't know what else he's carrying or what he's capable of but I suggest we surrender now the imprisoned one Slayer of alligators the major arrested for RKO his principal got arrested again for rkoing a mall alligator a mall alligator that one confuses me a little bit I'm not gonna lie Ben infinite Creator Savior and destroyer of universes wielder of the force Omnitrixes and The Infinity Gauntlet what love is the most powerful thing in the universe me good Lord how was your body able to handle all of those things sir [ __ ] of roach Ironclad bulwark of the Northern Plains excuse me I took the Cockroach killer spray but I mistook it and sprayed silver spray paint to it it's now armored and angry help witness me man bird Pearl Lord bird oh I see okay yeah yeah yeah where can I get one of these the anthophila gigantis defender of the Beehive and creator of the honey floods look at these huge bees I swear they get bigger every year may 2034 oh my God the sanguine sister absorber of Life the baby must feed right now the need for blood is rising why do you need the blood little girl why Jerry whatever the hell that is Ramirez Destructor of barriers jeez man how in the world did you even get in there Tom Billy giant sleeper of Istanbul rest in peace oh rest in peace man well that makes me kind of sad now look at that chunky Boy again another word I can't read snatcher of children keeper of riches when you kidnap a thousand kids and unlock the golden van I'll get the [ __ ] out of here man pikachulu he chooses you [Laughter] where can I get a pika thulu no I'm serious I want one man come on bring it on cow cat shifter of shapes huh also able to move from the digital Frontier into the regular Frontier moving between universes while shape-shifting is pretty impressive in and of itself doe duck the duck of the Damned the duck of the doe no no no why'd you have to do my boys Psyduck like that dude Big John helica Keeper of the fish kind he eat I hate their mouths so much oh Pelicans man Jiraiya the imprisoned is that how it doesn't matter my boyfriend spent an hour looking for this loud frog outside in a puddle when he finally caught him I took a pic of both of them and he literally said he did can you let him go though Becky the rental grass mower the what this is Becky and she mows the grass is she available for hire oh my God I love nausicaa lagara Queen of the legs from hell I don't like the sound of oh that's why I don't like the sound of that holder of the legendary shovel oh you're supposed to be able to have fun on your job okay the hungry helicopter also called the divorator the dive the diva the God damn I hate reading these names delicious soldiers hmm yummy Monster Shooter of men bringer of jobs breaking news seven shot at Florida nightclub we found seven new jobs that may interest you Jesus monster if if you're running out of positions to tell people about this is not the way to get more fuzzy boy consumer of the lamp slaps tummy know it fit many lamp brother I'm really glad that thing's not real oh I'm so glad it's not real lemon deadly fruit of the underworld I'm sorry is this what Pac-Man actually looks like lesbian men the paradoxical Enigma nobody knows I'm a lesbian we know you are Bob we've always known K-10 The Forbidden Mecca Warrior free kittens no mad cat this version of Evangelion is gonna be real fun the almighty chocolate boss destroyer of the lactose intolerant once you drink a thousand glasses of chocolate milk this appears in front of you the chocolate boss aren't you lactose intolerant shut up El Moscow returns oh no mosquito flew in front of the lens yeah yeah yeah you keep telling yourself that you know it was an Eldritch Horror get out of here Naruto Lord of The Karate chops my kids have attended this school for three years and we love it here I found that the majority of the teachers are excellent good good good my son was karate chopped in the throat by a Naruto wannabe alright then also I really don't give a [ __ ] if I'm saying his name wrong get out of here weeb sausage man leader of sausages nightmare of pigs I mean I'm thinking about it I'm putting my brain to the test here and honestly a dude that walks around and gives you sausages I wouldn't mind that can we get rid of the ice cream truck guys and just replace them with sausage dudes in the neighborhood like Grundy the meat man introducing noodle defender of the pool oh now that just straight up is a Resident Evil boss get out of here man anime Putin slaughterer of capitalists therapist anime Putin doesn't exist he can't hurt you anime Putin oh get out of here with that [ __ ] I don't want to see that man's face the Beast Master oh boy girl trains pet bird to attack whoever she screams at Jesus that is power that is rivaling the gods crustacean clanker Mecca tank of the sea Half-Life 3 enemy teaser no don't say that don't give them any ideas all right can't read any of those words Guardians of the seven Fountains of life not can we can we not with this the Shaggy Squad the what oh oh okay all right I'm kind of digging this not bad at all ambwa and boys amp and Boise and Boise Idaho the armored one whoa that turtle is a ninja star the power six staring directly at your soul well I gotta say that's quite intimidating l-i-v the 54th of his name older brother of m-i-c Roman soldier halt strange person where are you from time traveler I come from the future what are your names my name is quintus I am the fifth child in my family my comrade is sextus for he was the sixth child in his family what is your name my name is Liv starts counting on his fingers as his eyes open in fear Abby and her companion will stare at your soul even through a camera my cat has become obsessed with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera oh that look that is pure or disappointment and I can feel it Jenny Kim the man stealer a lot of girls didn't like me this year but their boyfriends did God damn Ted the great talker when Ted shows up for the final level of TED Talks geez that is an intimidating photo though psycho the cheap copy of Ultron MIT scientists created a psychopath AI by feeding it violent content from Reddit why no really that is a seriously dangerous thing right there why chicken Vortex sucker of [ __ ] excuse me oh I see it really is a chicken Vortex nicolash the host of The Wash oh nikolosh I see I gotcha wait a minute no that's just Iron Man in the early days Crasher dads die twice Dad's second car crash this week Jesus man Catalina the peace witch nothing to see here it's just a cat who mistakenly knocked over a flower pod let her perform her spells and peace all right Thomas the child if you look directly into its eyes he will show you your worst nightmare oh that name sucks the name May suck but man at least it's accurate the bed of power Summoner of the Gods and master of all I have the memory mattress and the gravity blanket once I acquired the time below and duvet of truth I can do the summoning Thanos got nothing on Infinity sleep wait the black cat Slayer of all birds the sheer drama of the standoff has made my day I love her one Soul pigeon has been sent to try to negotiate we need a good negotiators no you first know him he'll pick Stan he's the annoying one Fred Fred you you yeah Fred go okay oh no Mr cat meow Ross Bob painter of reality after a year of telling my friend he looks like Bob Ross he finally sends me this photo that's amazing the bread girl wheat wrecker the bread girl the bread girl.jpg I mean if that's just I I have eaten just a whole loaf of bread I don't understand how this is this not a thing cause if it's not a thing in your life you should fix that kingzilla Brothers in crime my dad said King Kong would be Godzilla so I printed this out and hung it on his door look at Godzilla being an awesome dad Sir Mix-A-Lot and bro keepers of the butt dungeon I like big butts and I cannot lie my brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth how will you escape our dungeon okay the title had me confused at first but this actually works the Rhythm doesn't but this would be a level from like a 2000s RPG tangerines creators of force fields scarer of cat my cat is afraid of tangerines so I created a force field to protect the Christmas tree is the best thing I've seen the cat looks so defeated too oh I have that tree corpse like your The Wraith of the Moon I'm a space stranger would you like to follow this style it's a crab it's a tank it's a crank we were so excited that we could that we didn't stop to ask if we should potato masher destroyer of Spuds guardian of the kitchen drawer me I think I'll open this kitchen drawer potato masher the [ __ ] you will MW the untraceable and one with Oliver ends policeman Chief we found the suspect Chief what's he driving policemen he he's driving a ah Pig Australia swine of drunkard fighter of all spirit animals don't exist Pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers gets drunk fights cow battle Ducks Devourer of the Locust swarms China prepares 100 000 ducks to battle Pakistan's Locos a single dog can eat more than 200 locusts a day I'm just gonna pause right here and and point out the fact that we really really need a game called battle Ducks I mean come on and I really really want to be the announcer for it can you just imagine going this summer battle Ducks speaks of Rage select your dog choose your big and devour the locusts rated D for duck violence resnev eyebrow leader the unrivaled top fight Soviet leaders ranked by their eyebrows what I'm totally screwed up that pronunciation for president of two there is no number two there is no competing with him Santa the overseer Santa how can you see if every child has been naughty or nice [Applause] this is magical and I love it the crash or not trap card attack zero defense zero plant this card counts as a monster and can only be played in defense mode when this card is destroyed the game ends nobody wins and nobody loses fun TF2 fact there is a JPEG of a coconut in the files a Dev note reads I have no fracking idea who put this here but when I deleted it the game wouldn't start wars cannot describe my fracking confusion you know working in it you actually see a lot of this there there's a lot of Technology that's held together by very weird string and duct tape and you you just end up not questioning it the fact that it's something so Random as a picture of a coconut just makes us even better Lord Mario Weaver of space twister of time ramp and space particles might be behind eight-year-old Mario speedrun glitch also true random cosmic rays will flip a bit here and there it can happen I think there was a controversy with some other speedrunner over something like this but yeah the goat physics to fire you'll never get me this wall is 92 degrees I'm coming for your frog collector of greed forbidden duelist okay the cards are insane but the face makeup just that that's a new level of dedication that I I gotta respect nice hacker destroyer of all hackers one time I was playing SkyWars on Minecraft and some guys started flying and killing people all of a sudden the guy next to me flew up and they had a mid-air battle while everyone watched he killed the first guy and then left the game himself he was a nice guy for doing that the two hackers you know you can say what you want about the second and third Matrix movies uh but that fight scene that was just good stupid action fun I enjoyed it xqc the one who controls all that's what I'm talking about oh yeah baby the ultimate serial killer the true representation of the criminally insane amazing incredible AI deep fake technology compiles every serial killer into one man why does he why does he look familiar for all God Devourer of snakes and destroyer of food chains oh okay then food chain am I a joke to you maker of the Labyrinth of No Escape Jorgensen man arrested for putting down fake Social distancing arrows in Ikea and creating a labyrinth with no access Ikea is confusing enough you don't need to help it Peta the human leather Smith Peta launches gruesome online shop with goods made of human Leathers Peter shut up just sit down are you advocating cannibalism here because uh yeah Alvin mishmitz capable of unleashing a 194 decibel fart the loudest fart ever recorded occurred on May 16 1972 in Madeleine Texas by Alvin oh my God that's his actual name the blast maintained a level of 100 194 decibels for one third of a second Mr Mish now now has recurring back pain has a result of this fee people who've reduced King Minos radamanthus and acos the judges of the internet through the opinions of people with anime profile pictures matter the answer is no especially if they are saying some edgy crap octopussy elder god of Fifth Dimension when your cat is secretly a fifth dimensional elder god what the frick do you mean secretly all cats are multi-dimensional Elder Gods okay with the program dear Soul gatherer from the cosmic planes to avoid deer strikes Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective pain oh okay all right now that is an elder god if I see that in the middle of the road my first concern isn't going to be hitting a deer it's going to be preparing for a fight through space and time Pap hair destroyer of rock and an illusion Master finally beat myself at rock paper scissors dude dude that's not a son of mirror dude dude run Peter employee killer of robbers armed Pizza Hut employee shoots and kills one of three armed robbers while defending himself and the store holy crap nobody else pizzas died that is that is amazing beautiful perfect I I can't that's gorgeous shoot is an absolute Legend mofo JoJo the Powerpuff Girls Terrorizer would it look like I do for a living terrorize The Powerpuff Girls robocad Cutting Edge technology paw enforcement we can rebuild him we have the technology he looks kind of sad to be rebuilt Santa The Watcher of the front yard and protector of the house oh yeah we saw this one before you better watch out you better not cry Chef Boyardee the Sultan of sauce suspicious object leads police to shut down State Street but it was just a can of Chef ird on wheels on on Wheels Shelly joins the battle okay I saw the text and I saw the image next time I didn't I had no idea what was coming Shelly is the best name for a turtle especially with one as a helmet fourth Pig the school collector the fourth little pig's house was made of wolf skulls they aren't very sturdy but they send a message Mary God bless Smith bad Bridge of the summer solstice they're the personal issues I'm gonna be a man bridge this summer so had your husband and wife because I go both ways God bless the night squirrel h speed 10 050 damage 500 ability steals your nuts you swerve to avoid a squirrel unknown to you the squirrel pledges a life debt to you in your darkest hour the squirrel arrives stew the supervisor his name is Stu he's the supervisor he's too Stone elephant Master of Disguise and Rock Solid tank oh my God is this real it's like Nature's Mount Rushmore holy crap the scale on this just doesn't seem right so I'm going with Photoshop but still really cool Double Trouble the Omni teacher this teacher projects his face during exams I do that too just to assert dominance that's hilarious Turk reckon kitchen experiment gone powerful well I think the Thanksgiving to cracking turned out pretty well we may have a new family tradition oh my God this is like an update the update post I needed I saw the first one I didn't realize you actually cooked it and it it looks pretty good Romero Slayer of demons conditioned to destroy hell and make bits scientists who train rats to play Doom 2 says he may start twitch Channel I'd watch it also this is a little bit scary because Doom is essentially an FPS all fps's are pretty much kill the thing in front of you giant Mech plus rat yeah you're doing the math on this too Bender of water destroyer of police Hong Kong protester arrested for using giant spoon against Water Country Excellence squeezy The Collector of nuggies time's tough so when I heard Wendy's was giving out free force-piece nugs today I knew I had to hustle I hit every damn Wendy's twice within 17 miles across two states it took five hours but now we eaten free for a week what it do and then the Wendy's responded that's just straight up impressive not gonna lie dude can you imagine the smell of the car will smell like nuggies forever Larry Terminator of lemon oh it's a bird I bite women only handle me if you're a man

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Length: 63min 48sec (3828 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 10 2022