Adum & Pals: Nerve

hello everybody this is a very special film here like in the way that a kid with disabilities is very special yes yes it's called nerve you got some nerve showing me this movie Adam yeah it starts said it's not unfriended you sure where you say that but this looks a lot like so far I'm gonna say at least they're using little impress they have actual Yang's a nice book B may be male and in fixham take the soundtrack I've never seen exposition delivered so bravely before I don't often call a movie brave but but every time I watch that Pixar movie brave I say that's great papa I see Franco wait is James Franco in this movie it was literally I know so maybe he's in a movie there is a Franco in this movie Wow that's what the good one yes excellent this is this is a film that stars actors who have much more famous really this is basically the concept nerve is a 24 hour game like truth or dare oh wait what's are we getting this position I guess wait is Brian doyle-murray are you a watcher or a player are you a watcher is this one of those like anonymous videos like on YouTube really they get like the guy NER this is a commentary on what social acceptance and the quest for Facebook life's can do to a person or as I call it stupid black mirror and even though we can't afford the dorm you get to have me as your new college roommate be a man every line of dialogue so far has just been exposition will it be a natural let's go Cougars why the guys it's gotta be the guy brother Jesus why this movie just went from good to great I was gonna say let's go Cougars is what they what they shout at the male strip club exactly [Applause] buzzing phone case I think I know what's gonna happen yes is this like oh yeah that's shy it's talking to man zoom in oh my reality has been what ha ha this movies pg-13 you can show me underage ass is this movie 13 yeah yes it is it was their complete weight how does that how does the phone know knows reality has been augmented does it just this is like computer vision it just detects the ass but it'll be or you just make money off that there's an AI ass right this isn't a game a game like this is gambling it's not gambling this is a independent contracting again I don't I don't try to figure out how the phones know that the Dare was complete phones get it and the people behind the phones one is that girl in the middle the asian guy from 13 reasons why i think you got it this time give a girlfriend right now PS it's for a friend there's too many actresses this age named Emma Stone Watson Robert sweet we got to axe at least one maybe two again was fuckin yep shit music you got to have a Bangor soundtrack these like are you 28 year old actress movies teenage is for young people fuck 3 the fuck as as a 30 year old pretending to be in high school I relate to this man I want to be popular the boy doesn't like me she got to talk with him and this is all because she did the dare not because she has social skills and left the table she's got a sick computer screen sorry was that a touchscreen Mac that doesn't exist snitches get stitches don't tell the cops hold on wait wait wait snip first of all snitches get stitches and bitches get scratches but second of all this very public app is saying don't wear this this is what everyone else is yes okay it's just for young people dumb or apps adults pretending to be on cops that's why you need to hire teenage I was gonna say I I knew that cops should just start using the internet okay so it's got our fingerprint now yeah and as you know as everyone knows your fingerprint is linked to your facebook profile your fucking neck sopia and like and your friend stir right in your myspace all of our amazon purchases everything how do we even know so much about this game you've never even played look I spend a lot of time on the dark on the oh dude this is way do you dick on multiverses can we get a passenger side blowjob oh it's oh man every unmanned if every team movie could have a passenger side hook job this is not about Sydney i man her acting is so fucking dollar like probably as good as her mother's and whatever actually no it probably is as good as a mother who is not an actress or that guy he reads he reads Virginia Woolf - yeah it was honor Amazon I'm ready for this reveal what's daddy globally oh it's my third favorite Franco brother there's three there's three the other one doesn't really do anything but I still like him more than me what is with this view count man she hasn't done anything get ya got dave franco something that this film does really they attempt to make dave franco this like young sex symbol for for teens he's 31 I believe and it's just like I'm sorry like I get that you have a famous brother but it's not like you're unattractive but you're not you're not like a teen heartthrob he's a weasel he looks like a dick okay he's good Dave I take it all back that was pretty smooth I was probably like seventieth tape what a dreamer you won your day yeah that smile does not expel teen heartthrobs I'm sorry not the daredevil type Ben Affleck is C previous movie commentary and she's way popular do all of our movie commentaries have a shared universe I think so nice thirteen reasons why I love how many songs there are in this movie me too you know what I like in a movie lot of songs I like when they're really good songs I like when their songs I like when their songs for my generation that's not lens flare why does she have a lot of watches she did one thing she's hanging out on a motorcycle thing it was kissing it Dave frankly I'm sorry I'm sorry have you kissed Dave Franco no no that's why you have dignity and no Watchers I've kissed pictures of dave Franco that's why you have more Watchers please don't address the mannequin just ask to try it on sure not illegal yeah fatty I'm a little bit late for a party I can't I don't believe very pretty sure like $4,000 dresses are usually like custom and then you know maybe in her size she just pulled it up from style yeah I have this $4,000 let me see if I have ten more in the back it's implied that she thought like oh what a poor girl oh yeah this trash this trashy poor girl this with this well-dressed mo Roberts yeah who would think she could try on a dress like they're they're trying to do that but with the sports jacket like oh yeah she's so homely early yeah they always never fully clear always funny committing these kinds of movies they always have to make the female lead very pretty yeah at the same time never ever the balls to scar up her face exceptin ready player one remember that yeah I was so brave oh yeah wait the way the Charles brave was so hideous and yet yeah it was still casting stunning and brave yeah if she talked like that the whole movie yeah also one of the comments like on the thing was I'd rather fuck her transgender brother I really yeah I'd rather it was like I'd rather see her transgender brother or something I'm surprised they posted my comment Machine Gun Kelly he's back give us a rap about Emma hair was to steal their clothes you left your wallet unattended in like a completely different room for no reason yeah if she got paid that she could afford a half of the dress yeah just walk out for a minute and come back in like there's so many ways you could we could play oh my god they're doing it oh yeah hype soundtrack man he got abs he's a teen heartthrob he's a 31 year old teen heartthrob what does it take to get out of a store it's a big store this is so much fun he knew they would be there receipt what what how did that very get another one in your clothes what what in like two hours she made it to the top ten she made the leaderboard up this game in two hours this is a shit game did the game start three hours ago and like people are getting paid like three grand a dare you'd think like should be all over the place before the police shut it down cuz like that's how this works right it's like what the police don't use the internet as is established this is true so there should be even more players there should I love these shots to fill up time while the soundtrack plays show us another bridge from a distance don't ha she's white don't dance and sing while you're getting Tet you've addressed this we're really got it we're really hitting this point hard I am done go to that mirror you should celebrate my work it was aggressive yeah I need to take it to Aruba Aruba Jamaica oh I want to take you to be fair you did tell her to take a risk this isn't what I meant I didn't mean for her to become popular yeah that's my job fuck that so angry that I loved realistic high school party dark web oh the Onion Router spoken like someone who is purchase child porn before birth you're an idiot I've never paid for time once hmm the shit is getting huge this guy could win stolen bike yeah color correction is kind of obnoxious in this movie they forgot get to 88 miles per hour and you can travel through time it's like it's like a music video you know like a shitty music video [Music] cool thanks this makes no sense that man was darkweb not to be confused with Marc Webb director of the amazing spider-man 2 Adam there's no way that somebody named Webb but could have directed the amazing spider-man that's too silly not for Sony also we're on the streets of New York would you have a chance to get up to sixty we could really easily see out the crack at the top from that point you need to easily do a peak just tilt your head lower I was she navigating him through the strapping at least it wasn't a girl Fox mask I wouldn't mind seeing the girl Fox who's got bad angle that's a good question hey I want to be famous okay I'm gonna kill myself on camera right yeah oh is that how it works in 2020 NFC you just tap your phone someone else's phone you know I said like all the movies like we do or like really the same universe this is like the opening scene from face-off Oh someone that child's gonna get murdered yeah too bad they're all in their late 20s and early 30s can someone do a compilation of romantic nighttime carousel scenes where super the lights in the background are focused to look like balls we love each other now and then all of those balls hanging represent our love all the time she's fat who's filming them I guess they're sure whoever we've established it's like whoever is filming coming them but like Dib got their mic really well oh yeah here clearly in the door you got a boom operator we can sydney that's you're not the person she thinks you are does not work when he's trying to be like romantic and no you know he's being a creep it's just a Franco looks like a creep so so is this the watchers coming up with a bear like is that how it works to the Watchers come up with the dares just say what's the because that's how does it work Oh party aah slo-mo I'm just imagining the director telling them all to do this and just how awkward this is probably with no music no music director as a raging hard-on I think her apartments so big that it connects on the other side how big yes I think it loops around and this space so it goes around to more of her apartment yeah I like that way what this is the implication like how much is she paid for friends right whose apartment is that damn easy this is like what about this girl who's got that sick zoom on their phone oh hey so she wasn't so who got those shots like she doesn't why don't watch why does she have to film it if there's 10 dip is there someone on her back filming it how was that I don't get why she has to film it if everybody else is filming it what the fuck it didn't count doesn't make any sense at all to make any sense would it count if she tossed someone her phone and they filmed it yeah why do you have that like since when do you have to be holding your phone who's making up these rules I think they just gotta fuck with her they give us water and one of them wasn't you have to film yourself doing it you're like halfway in good one best part about this text-to-speech voice it's the exact same one that Roger Ebert used oh nice so I just imagined when do you see nice dead that was when the bottom half of his face fell off yeah let's see which is tragic but it's still funny to imagine Roger there are the funny elements to it the neighbors are old even though my apartment loops around do you have neighbors also this is still New York right how rich are these kids her mom was just there she have any money movie a rich and the kids have like cars - what yeah what kid well first of all no one in New York has a car second of all kids in New York having cars so please be go right ahead and show us all what a five-year little spark plug you become since lunch I love this movie like admits that that's been like three hours I know how much you love living in the moment Sidwell remember this moment because you're one of those girls who Peaks in high school Wow you mean like today and I'm one of those guys who peaks at high schoolers yeah well okay skills I can do it well now I met the other side of your same girl oh this part of the apartment is even nicer unless there's just another party happening no it's I like your wraparound theory yeah I don't think she left the apartment I think wow I really did it clearly doing shit here officer pay attention to something clearly happening right now yelling snitching er also it doesn't work that way you don't get dead you don't get you can deposit money but you can't exactly place easily direct deposit that made sense but now it's like what you know I have access to you know they director ah don't roll guy you literally can literally all the money in their account you literally cannot withdraw that much punch of Rights in the baby just push the screen really our prisoner we told you not to snitch now we control your life man Roger Ebert's really gonna fuck it fuck her up yeah more aerial shots to fill up time while the music plays look 90 minutes isn't gonna make itself the most unrealistic thing is how many of these kids are filming in widescreen in that portrait mode I think everybody is a prisoner man cuz this movies like it our prisoner of social media Oh prisoner exactly man phones are bad and she is dressed like a prostitute oh the whole movie here's the coke I didn't realize it until I saw her on the street corner oh that's where I know that I'm a whore get on the ferry babe wait wait they've hacked wait wait wait police there's a police guy right there he's right there continue hacking into these government systems to see what I can find out about all this national and international corruption I know is going on oh no masked men really so it's not suspicious at all this is a general public or any authorities that might be you know there's no security on a ferry or a boat well yeah what did you need the mast yeah not the mask and be like yo I'm just part of the game come with me like why did he need the best yeah timid eater New York public transit loves it when you get on with a ski mask on that doesn't worry anyone at all drug deal like come on you're so in cockpit Wow inspect I can see how the police haven't gotten wind of this game yet just sitting there everybody's everyone's a terrorists great shot at camera shot Wow I like this competition it's very old-school it's like what should we do for the grand finals that Coliseum this is nice duel yeah classic duels go fully human may concern' go full Hamilton shoot him in the foot why it's older why did you tell her to shoot hurt you in the shoulders you know she's a perfect shot go closer what rules say that you can't be closer go point-blank yeah man social media is totally destroying the new generation am i right I thought she had no social skills yes game but like really only a game by the loosest definition we know said he said let's have a bit of Anarchy while asking them to vote press 1 for Anarchy where there's people right behind her to who like you shot yes your arm was swinging like bullshit be better if somebody in the background just fell over and she was fine oh wait it's serious now internet internet internet pipes damn this movies deep it's sending a message oh you were an accessory to murder oh is it sending that only people who voted yes I think that was everyone now she has two scratches on her face the bullet hit the Bible I always carry in my breast pocket was her plan man her friend Sydney called me they have access to our bank accounts but not our phones she called me it's fine we set this up this is so stupid wait how do we do it I'll find it we have Bank did you hacked the mainframe yeah I hope the bag doesn't have any questions about how money like 20 or 30 grand got wired into the account and then out and then back in yeah they'd like the span of seven hours that's not gonna arouse any suspicions fucking finally the color palette change what is this color I'm not familiar with this color it's not blue it's not orange now it's magenta and cyan it's borange what that's how they get you Thank You Henri juste and they're the guys that directed the catfish documentary Yeah right what no we have to watch this whole thing again now with me knowing that information well what did you guys think they had some nerve yes the worst piece of garbage I've seen man this movie has ten seconds in ten seconds out it's why we're a team Scott boom it was a movie wasn't it by most definitions it was it was as much a movie as nerve as a game you know what well-put here's a question are you a watch or a player well I've been to more players balls than Watchers balls so I guess I'm a player mm-hmm I've touched more players balls so you're a watcher and I'm a fondler a prisoner and you're yeah your door number three a secret cooler option what was your favorite scene I liked her gladiator speech at the end that was pretty good I already forgot the whole movie I'm gonna go with the credits that's pretty much it lets you know it's over no give although because I had the only thing I still remember really did not like the cinematography here yeah it was a very visually unappealing movie it was really over-the-top and obnoxious sorry what did you want more than two colors two colors were enough for Hitchcock I still don't know what my favorite scene is cuz I I like when they left their clothes unattended with their wallets yes in the other room for no reason can i co incompetent the NYPD is yeah what was that fantastic soundtrack eight leads very well-developed chemistry between the characters a famous man once once had the nerve to say that we're all gonna die some sooner than others if you're driving a motorcycle synecdoche by New York that's true yeah New York shared universe well by

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Rating: 4.9413195 out of 5

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Length: 23min 15sec (1395 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 16 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

Here before the “nerve” puns start rolling in.

[u/Holicide]

If you're going to make a dumb movie about people don't stupid stuff for money, at least make the stupid stuff they do fun to watch.

[u/darkmario9600]

I guess the Casey Neistat cameo was pretty neat? I guess?

[u/FyllingenOy]

Beach Boys fan huh