YMS: The Visit

M night Shyamalan the visit is one of the most joyless experiences I've ever sat through and yet many considered this to be his return to form but it wasn't there were just less variables to fuck up now let me explain M night Shyamalan has always been a fascinating character to me they just don't get you they've never got me and it's getting worse they're like it's almost like go away pretty much as soon as I started this channel I already had plans to cover his career there was a noticeable pattern in the works that I found to be very interesting his breakout film The Sixth Sense isn't just a classic it's a film that demonstrates true talent this wasn't just some random coincidence where he just happened to make a good movie the guy clearly knew what he was doing and the intent is undeniable it's a four-minute scene and there's no music and definitely the traditional way to play the climax of a movie emotionally is a string you know supposed to buy there wasn't a drop of music and these guys are just having this conversation in traffic and I remember thinking you know you could score this nothing but y-you know but wise it's there so that was a big step as a filmmaker as well so when he blew everyone's expectations away by somehow making a film that's even worse than the happening I knew that there was something very strange going on what happened in this man's life to go from knowing exactly what you're doing to having no fucking idea what you're doing and it didn't even stop there when after Earth was released I was legitimately excited to see how much of a fuckup it could be and I was not disappointed in the slightest by that point M night had become so incredibly infamous that Sony intentionally kept his name absent from the film's marketing and who could blame them calling it a Will Smith movie was a much safer bet than calling it an M night movie or so they thought now whether or not Studios just stopped giving him money after this film it's clear that he decided he needed to make some changes so he said fuck it I'm gonna make a really low budget movie and no one can tell me what to do and it seems to have paid off apparently all you have to do to win people magaz make a shitty found footage movie it tries to be a horror comedy in the same way that the first Paranormal Activity movie did funny scenes in the daytime where we dick around and act like idiots so watch out because at night time that's when it starts getting scary am I the only person that had the exact opposite experience because the nighttime scenes were the only parts of the film that were even close to being funny and it was only during the daytime where we saw the most truly terrifying of scenes now in the end you'll be in my bed we won't be just friends you'll ready an appropriate ex and hits and we should have a Starbucks Patino bleh the movie starts out with a handful of exposition the mom tells a quick story about how she hasn't talked to her grandparents in 15 years and apparently her parents recently looked her up on the internet and asked if they could meet their grandchildren told the kids they said they wanted to go I told him I didn't want them to go they said they were gonna go anyway I don't want my children to go but here let me drive them to the train station are your children in any sort of contact with your parents did your parents threaten to pay for their train ticket behind your back whatever now we get to see em Knights excellently written child character dialogue I'm on the text with two separate girls it's important you put the words separate in there in case we thought that I can join two twins the mother then casually explains that they'll be gone for a week and also their phones won't be working now the kids are on the train and they explain that their mom has a new boyfriend we've decided to promote this union by giving them time they're going on a trip Royal Caribbean cruise you're talking about this as though she somehow wouldn't have been able to go on a cruise unless you were at your grandparents is this fifteen-year-old not allowed to be in charge of the house for a week and now is where the true terror begins girl I'm chilling begin I'm feeling again I'm like Iron Man and Batman I'm a Hugo again oh you think I'm little but less mother grew an inch in the quarter again you think you too good for me but that's really good joke I can see that doesn't bother me because I'm not a sensitive low it was at this point where one of my friends in the theater turned to me and said Adam this is your fault you see the reason why I loved watching em Knight films is that watching him fail to do a serious drama or action movie always turned out to be comedic but when you fail at comedy it only makes things absolutely joyless this is nothing but pain so now they meet their grandparents and it's just really awkward you see the thing with horror movies is that they're able to get away with low-effort uneventful scenes in any other movie this would just be considered boring but horror movies have the implication of suspense we've been so conditioned towards jump scares that everybody's just on edge expecting one the whole time I like how they tried to justify her asking why his pants were so low by showing him pulling up his pants earlier even though they weren't any further down than before he did that and also she wasn't even looking at him whatever I guess it's worth it to justify this hilarious sequence the girls they like me they think I'm sweet like candy one girl looked at me like I was a Hershey bar her name was Andy and a few tall girls they just looked at me blankly [Music] might I mention that it's only been three and a half minutes since the previous cringe rap scene is this the meet of the film was this the stickiness you know it wouldn't be that even glamorous if you saw me writing them I was like at home and I was like okay I'm gonna put on their name I'm gonna put on a biggie baby song in just how did you hear I'm oh okay wow that's really fun like he's so good and I write that and then I'm gonna copy that but I'm gonna make this a joke so if you didn't already know who this dashing young gentleman is this is Hollywood producer Jason Blum a man who was famous for throwing small amounts of money at pretty much any shitty horror movie thrown his way and he's actually got a pretty fuckin genius business model everything he produces is super low budget so there's not much risk but when one of those movies is successful the payoff is huge who said this model seems replicable like why don't why don't people replicate it and his ads was yeah I don't know it really isn't so dude it's not rocket science she has produced an average of ten movies a year since 2006 in the year of 2015 when the visit was released he had produced 19 films and TV shows he produced the Paranormal Activity movies he produced the insidious movies he produced the sinister movies he produced the ouija movies he is also responsible for that shitty remake of martyrs and let's not forget happy deathday as forgettable as that film maybe he has become such a successful and iconic horror producer at this point that many theaters referred to one of his films as Blum Houses truth or dare it's legitimately a selling point apparently and I genuinely have a lot of respect for him as a businessman believe it or not it is still possible to respect the man that produced unfriended and quite honestly I would rather have more movies being made than less movies even if they are shit movies and once in a blue moon he actually produces something good like get out and whiplash for some reason anyway you can thank this man for giving M night money window and why wouldn't he the guy can clearly afford to waste five million dollars I just hope that he's at least happy with the final product gonna be cake hope so now the kids find their beds in the grandpa just casually mentions for them not to go in the basement and of course they make sure to mention that their phones don't work again but it's a good thing they have internet because now they get to talk to their mom and apparently these grandparents have like Google Fiber or something and apparently their mom has somehow merged her laptop with a $50,000 red camera somehow I kind of fucking doubt that Skype would even be able to handle that if that's what she was doing all I'm saying is the video quality is far too perfect and it kind of fucking annoys me when more money and effort is spent into making something look less realistic the very next shot we get to see one of the cameras that the girl is filming with this is the first camera that mom found in the damaged goods bin and in a later scene we get to see the other camera correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think you could get this kind of image from these damaged goods bin cameras I mean just look at this fucking rig they're using in the behind the scenes footage why are you spending so much money on making the film look less authentic I guess it's true that most people either won't notice or don't give a shit but for me personally I kind of feel like what's the fucking point of even making a found footage film if it doesn't even feel like one there's so many different shots that just look so incredibly fake especially the ones where the characters are pretending to hold it while they move from behind the camera to in front of it yes I am totally holding the camera right now and it's not some adult camera operator doing it for me yes I am totally holding the camera right now and it's not some adult camera operator doing it for me yes I am totally moving the camera from one hand to the other right now and it is not an adult camera operator doing it for me wow this girl must really be a fucking pro if she can adjust the zoom and focus perfectly while she's holding it with one hand just give the kids the fucking camera film it on a piece of shit it'll look better if you're aiming to make a horror movie the lower-quality would actually make it a bit scarier - what's the fucking point in spending all of this time money and effort on making it look less genuine I don't understand ah so now it's later in the day and we are subjected to even more hilarious comedy written by M night Shyamalan I've decided to use female pop singers names instead of cursing from now on like if I stub my toe I'd say I'm finding it difficult to even edit through this shit right now like oh man I wonder if that's going to be reincorporated later in the film that certainly won't come up ever again I'm so excited to hear more of it because it was so funny the first time oh hey little scrawny white kid flexing shirtless in front of the camera that's comedy haha you get it because he thinks he's so much more buff and cool than he actually is man what a riot so now we get the first scary scene the girl decides to wander around with her camera in the dark because she wants cookies I don't know about you guys but I really fucking hate when movies are so obnoxiously transparent like when something happens and it's incredibly obvious that the only reason it happens is because the script needs it to happen yeah let me just stop walking at the top of the stairs and get in front of the camera it's certainly not because something's going to happen at the bottom of the stairs that we need to show the audience oh no an old lady vomiting I'm so scared that's it you were just walking and talking with your camera without having turned around what was wrong with that I'm retracing the steps of how you might have snuck out of your room I'm still asking why couldn't you have said that continuing to face the other way why couldn't you have said that as you were walking down the stairs it's kind of annoying the precision involved to make it look like it was spontaneous and staggering it's almost suffocating I didn't let myself make an intellectual so next morning Becca wanders around by herself to talk to Grandpa just imagine how Becca must be holding the camera right now she's no lady Becca she gets sick sometimes I don't know now the kids decide to play hide and seek under the house and since its found cutted this is supposedly scary you gotta love all these post-production microphones sound effects they throw in there whenever the camera moves you get these sounds like but they only ever do that during the scary scenes after you strategy it's just really obvious that you threw those in so it would seem more scary uh-oh it's a surprise grandma pride passing how the fuck did you not hear any of that if you're so scared then why are you still holding the camera it seems to be making you crawl much slower than you would be otherwise also I'm not sure how we're getting this image if you're facing it downward the entire time everything about this is wrong and stupid don't you just love it when post-production sound effects are used to make things seem scarier than they actually would be if they hadn't used them kind of reminds me of another movie where that happened a lot so what you can't hear anything Tyler's doing either I like how the grandma continues to make threatening noises and this kid still can't hear shit or maybe the damaged goods bin camera just has a super-sensitive high quality built-in microphone so these kids are genuinely scared shitless at this point but then the rest of the movie continues on as though they shouldn't immediately leave some dude shows up at the door and he's like hey they're your grandparents there they didn't show up for a thing three days ago and they're like no no they're walking around it's fine okay problem solved that couldn't possibly mean anything could it there's so many fucking scenes of these kids just wandering around by themselves it's such a cheap and lame way to try and instill tension nothing is being earned here oh no it was just a poopy diapers [Music] hahaha they did the joke again ha grandma then explains to him that pop-pop poops his pants and hides his accidents in the shed and it's really embarrassing for him and I guess by the placement of this shot we're supposed to assume that he's recording her without her consent yeah hold on a second grandma and sit right there I'm just gonna get you in focus but no I'm not I'm not gonna record you trust me we are now at our next scary nighttime scene and apparently they just record themselves while they're sleeping oh no what's that noise oh no it's grandma acting really weird again that's it later the kids learned that grandma actually has a condition called sundowning which makes her act really weird at night and is also the original title of the film I downloaded the definition of sundowning you downloaded the definition I mean yeah technically but who the hell says that I downloaded the definition of sundowning you wouldn't understand half the words I'm reading the word yellow isn't in it I get it because he's a child in current year ha Yolo is the word the kids use hot also the grandma decided to use oven cleaner on the laptop camera so that it can't see anything anymore and the girl thinks that this is totally fine you don't find that odd at all she made a mistake yes she was just trying to clean some cookie batter off of it there is no other potential reason that she might have done that holy shit the crews Iran must have amazing Wi-Fi Nana called after us under the house playing hide and seek how the hell are you able to hear your children without headphones do you have the most powerful phone speakers in the world Nana and Papa acting strange yeah I'm sorry why don't you want your mother to know that your grandparents are acting like fucking Psychopaths whatever nothing suspicious happening here let's not get concerned at all would you mind getting inside the oven to clean it yes sure that's not a problem man I am so scared right now oh hey it's another scary nighttime scene I wonder if it's just gonna be grandma acting really weird again not sure why they're even investigating at this point considering how Content Becca was with the explanation she was given why the fuck is grandma making creature noises perhaps if you find yourself needing to add scary sounds that aren't actually taking place in the film's universe maybe what you're showing isn't actually scary at all this movie is just annoying oh great another boring and annoying scene where nothing happens oh great another boring and annoying scene where nothing happens basically this movie needs to fill up some fucking time so they try to have these supposedly heartfelt and emotional scenes with these kids but one of them can't convincingly show emotion so they're running back who's big makes it past the line and I'm the only one left to tackle it all I got to do is tackle and put my hands around the tackling but since the power I think of the of the pieces when you know artist makes a painting you know you're feeling their emotion tattooed in the paints and and the same thing left under the smaller and quicker I can make them the more it's you're literally gonna feel that I was feeling old footage of us as kids was thinking of using it in the dock or a few shoes anything that has my dad in it but we can see him right there so now Tyler decides that he's fed up with all the weird shit and comes up with a hypothesis maybe there's something down the basement they don't want to go down there just throwing shade uh so now we get another scary scene and it's just the grandma acting really weird again I don't really understand this whole fear of old people and children that horror movies use so often aren't they the least likely to be able to win in a fight oh no a scary old person what am I gonna do just kick them their bones will shatter before they hit the floor just tell them what furries are and they'll have a heart attack what makes all people so scary I know I that's the reason that I made the move you literally can put and you know an old lady in a nightgown in a doorway and we are terrified and yet she's just an old lady why are we scared but we're all like ah three grown men we'd all be like oh my god I guess it works better for this movie because the protagonists are children so everyone's weekend stupid but it doesn't really do much for me as an audience member at this point I don't know maybe the image of an old person laughing maniacally in a rocking chair would scare me a little more if I hadn't already seen it in virtually every amusement park haunted house there is it just seems like a lazy boring cliche at this point but hey it's found footage so it's scary now I guess I know people don't take showers because of psycho they don't answer phones because of the screen I know who visit their grandparents in the country as well it's funny it's gross it's scary it's all those things that we eat we do girly if you it'd work we grow earlier so now they finally decide to leave the camera out at night they also receive a special video from their mom well this is just bizarre once again implying that she couldn't have gone on a cruise if you weren't at your grandparents not sure what would be preventing you from doing that if the kids were just not at their grandparents and now we get another Paranormal Activity scene with crazy grandma I hope you like jump scares now I know it might be difficult to tell but I did not add any of those noises there that was seriously the sound from the movie and by the way in case you don't already know the ending of the movie she's not a fucking werewolf this is a human elderly lady making these noises I seriously don't understand why this shit doesn't seem to bug people in general it's just so fucking cheap and manipulative when you constantly have to add this extra shit to what's being shown on screen in order to make it scary then perhaps what you're showing isn't actually scary perhaps what we're seeing is actually just really fucking lame the kind of very crazy David Lynch II and stuff that goes on in the movie is hard to promote but it's also nice to discover when you come to the movie theater as it gets weirder and weirder like yeah good thing the grandma cares enough to bring the camera with her so that we can see what she's doing outside of their door thanks grandma so the next day the kids look at the footage and by this point they should probably be using the internet to try and contact the authorities but instead the girl decides to interview the grandparents some more because she really really needs to get them to say that they forgive their daughter and the fact that this grandma essentially tried to murder them in their sleep doesn't mean that much to them I guess so then this lady comes back and starts having an argument with them why she what is she saying if only we knew how to open the window a crack to find out also now apparently the girl has scrubbed all of the shit off the webcam and it's fine now then we get an interview with grandma and I absolutely hate how this one's shot if you're going to pretend as though the cameras we see in frame are the ones that are filming what we're seeing could you not at least place them at an appropriate height or distance away from the person they're talking to both of the angles we get are significantly lower than where we see the cameras are we see that they're both essentially at the person's eye level the angle we're getting seems like the camera would be like over there I just want to know why you don't give a shit it irritates me to no end when I can't even see any good reason why something would be filmed so inconsistently and unrealistically and I understand that some people might consider this to be nitpicky or unimportant but when you imply that something like that doesn't matter at all it seriously devalues the films that do give a shit there's a reason why the Blair Witch Project feels so fucking real the thought and effort behind how it was filmed is the entire reason why it was so successful the film quite literally would not have been iconic if it pulled the same shit as this movie found footage is not an inherently terrible genre of filmmaking there are films like wreck 1 and 2 that utilize found footage to the best of its abilities the scenes in those films are ones that actually have a purpose to it being shown in a found footage style there's a conscious effort that those films make to present themselves in a consistent and realistic wave and obviously they're not perfect but those are films where the presentation adds immensely to the experience whereas the visit seems like it was only filmed and found footage style as a crutch it doesn't utilize the genre as an opportunity for creativity it is only presented in this way as part of a manipulative strategy make people scared more easily the amateur night segment in the first VHS movie is absolutely fantastic and much of that is due to how it presents itself in a creative and interesting wave there are amazing shots and scenes that you simply could not get if it weren't presented in that way but the visit is a film that might as well have just been shot like a normal movie like yeah the girls making a documentary but we don't get anything out of experiencing the movie through what she films what is even the point of presenting something in this way if you don't really care about the presentation and how can you even appreciate when a film does it right if none of this shit even matters to you it's all just so incredibly pointless and lazy and perhaps with the state of found footage as a genre people come to expect this sort of shit whatever I guess none of this matters and no one should ever even try taking extra efforts towards realism it's just found footage after all and apparently that genres for idiots trip was great did you forget to make her look like she had any kind of a sunburn at all or what looks pretty fucking white to me anyway the kids say that they want to go home because the grandparents are acting very weird you're out there outside the chicken coops oh how perfectly convenient that you just scrubbed off all of the oven cleaner from the camera and it works perfectly fine now I like how there wasn't even any point in the film where it actually mattered anyway there was no moment where the grandparents were hanging out in the background while the kids were making a Skype call the camera could have been working fine the entire time and nothing would have been any different okay Tyler babies I need you to listen to me very carefully okay Tyler just listen to me huh they weren't saying anything those aren't your grandparents I guess maybe for me I kind of want to ask one question was these kids never saw a picture of their grandparents I know like when you can you can't ask this question then can't ask this question we can't we can't do this talk later yeah that won't spoiler alert it's fun no I because I can't talk about this we tonight is a very meticulous filmmaker his scripts are very tightly composed puzzles so I saw the twist coming right from the very beginning in fact some people have accused me of plot spoiling which all I did was state what happens at the beginning of the film so they go off to this distant place to stay with their Nana and pop pops from whom they are estranged and whom they have not met before I'm sorry for anyone if what I said did spoil it I mean as far as I was concerned the film spoiled itself you know even if the real grandparents weren't replaced by these mental patients with the way you plan this out your children might as well have been abducted by random strangers anyway you sent your kids on a train alone to be picked up by people that they don't even know what they look like mother of the fucking Year Award right here what kind of a fucking laptop has the lens on the bottom of it certainly doesn't seem like you're holding a phone just looks like you were moving around a giant movie camera so now we get another scene where the grandma asks the girl to get in the oven to clean it and by this point in the movie she should obviously be very concerned so obviously she just bends her legs in to make it really easy for the grandma to close the door on her why would you do that what part of cleaning the oven requires you to put your legs inside this is just so fucking stupid and what's hilarious is that whoever edited the film's trailer clearly felt the same way because they edited it as though she was making any efforts to prevent this from happening at all [Music] fuck realism the script says she needs to get in the oven and this is how she does it haha got you I'm letting you out now hey everyone we should play some Yahtzee so the kids try to avoid this by going outside but suddenly well that's hilarious didn't they kill that woman a while ago you've been outside several times since then you are looking out the windows and everything I guess the grandparents silently killed her in the barn and then snuck out later to move the body to the tree gotta love how he just teleports out of fucking nowhere boo I was standing here the whole time so now they're playing Yahtzee and Becca pretends as though her camera battery needs changing and just ditches her brother [Laughter] is that supposed to be scary so now in the most annoying fashion possible Becca decides to go down to the basement by herself for no fucking reason so your mother is on her way to save you from these deranged Psychopaths do you really think this is an appropriate time to be checking out the basement by yourself meanwhile fake grandma is acting really weird again so fake grandpa takes her to her room if only Becca had just waited there for a bit this would be a pretty fucking ideal opportunity to escape no it's more important to abandon all logic and force in a really cliched alone in the dark scary basement scene are you even trying to make it look as though she's the person holding the camera here oh hey a weapon nope don't need that hey you found your grandparents great job so now grandpa's chasing her around in the dark and my only real takeaway from this scene is just how ridiculously easy it is to scare people yes let me hide over here with my camera light on good thing this is filmed and found footage so it can be really scary without you actually having to show anything at all just hang out in the dark and shake the camera around perfect so now she manages to run upstairs but he locks her in this room although perhaps he didn't really lock her in because she doesn't even try turning the fucking doorknob I guess the door they were using for this scene didn't actually have a lock yeah just pull backwards on the hand a little look fine how am I supposed to feel scared for a character that isn't even trying to leave unless she genuinely doesn't understand how doors work whatever it's super scary cuz there's a crazy grandma in the room let me just turn my camera towards the law for a second I'm sure everything will be exactly the same when I look doors oh no wait a minute you're actually doing that again for a second time why oh no she is in fact still there when I turned back how scary well couldn't hurt to do it one more time I guess is this just a game now oh no she's doing something different this time I'm so scared I'm just struggling to understand how I could watch this and be anything but annoyed all right why are you on top of the bed now Wow grandma was actually a cat this whole time I guess I have to assume Becca is just playing a game with her at this point why would you move on top of the bed that you just saw her go underneath what's your fucking deal logic doesn't matter if you can scare people nobody watching a scary movie cares about why the main character would do something as long as it results in them being scared meanwhile the grandpa decides to shove a dirty diaper in the kids face and honestly this was probably the best part of the movie it was legitimately the only part of the film where I feel as though I experienced the intended reaction I seriously wasn't expecting that congratulations M night you did something you did a good thing and I'm proud of you Oh No grandma's turned into a ghost here let me just face the mirror for no reason man I am so scared because of the threat in this room let me turn my back to it whatever I guess it works out because now there's a broken mirror piece that you can use as a weapon and when grandma tries to make out with you and get a little too close for comfort then you can stab her yeah you did it so now this movie goes full quarantine and tries to pretend as though she's using the camera to break off the doorknob and holy fuck does it look so unbelievably sloppy was this supposed to look super cool and not just ridiculously unprofessional and embarrassing holy fuck this is bad whatever now she's free so it's time for her to save the day what oh no my one true weakness being hugged now it's time for Tyler to redeem himself and give the old man a swift tackle because remember in that really forced scene where he was talking about not being able to make the tackle in football and apparently he's just still really upset about it well now he gets to redeem himself what great reincorporation so they killed a fake grandpa and they hear the police sirens and they run outside and the moms there yay what a happy ending my kids survived despite the fact that I'm a terrible mother by the way Becca remember what I was saying about me not having a good relationship with my parents don't hold on to anger it won't do you any good oh look Becca included some footage of her dad so she truly forgives him even though he doesn't really deserve it also this is what the early 2000s now if you thought the camera quality was plausible before well I got some bad news for you you don't think this might have been the appropriate time to use a less expensive lesser quality camera who gives a shit and this is where the movie probably should end but instead they throw in one more scene maybe certeyn may not live in the hood may not carry no chrome may not be allowed a cellphone dinner but I'm young and can do 18 push-ups and I speak the truth this is seriously how they're playing out the film in case you somehow haven't had enough cringe rap already I got messed up with the killer who's truly insane I will try not to refrain try to overcome my pain cuz one day it will get me my fame like Feeny said getting shot and being lemme see fuck off the end Thank You M night thank you jason blum you really did it thank you so much for this wonderful cinematic experience i we couldn't have done it without you I'm so happy that this film exists and that I saw it I am a happy boy this was totally worth my time M night you really you did it this is this is redemption for you this is your best movie since your good movies now when comparing this film to The Last Airbender and after earth sure the entire production wasn't as much of a colossal fuckup as those films but at least they tried you know they are colossal pieces of shit but at least I can enjoy watching them I fully understand that I don't have the same taste in movies as everybody else but the visit is the only M night film that I legitimately never want to see again in my entire fucking life so hopefully this review can be seen as some sort of closure in that sense if you liked this movie because of its charm then I'm glad you enjoyed it but for me personally I don't have much interest in seeing movies where the director just throws in the fucking towel and doesn't even try is there any aspect to this film that can be considered some sort of achievement did this movie accomplish anything in the slightest is it really worth the entire experience of the movie just to watch a kid get a diaper shoved in his face is the diaper in the kids face a metaphor for the film in the audience's face because regardless of intended sure fucking feels like it to me I sincerely hope that M night never attempts to do any kind of documentary found footage style ever again because I don't exactly have much faith for him in that department at this point as some of you already know I did enjoy his newest film split but I guess what concerns me is that he wrote the script for that one back when he was still making good movies so I can't exactly say that I'm confident that he's returned to form regardless I'm excited to see whatever he makes next because he is certainly one of the most interesting voices in cinema working today when someone comes up to me and you know I want to be a filmmaker I want to be an actor you know I'm trying to talk to my parents what do you think what should I do and all this stuff and I I'm like if there's a choice involved don't do it for sure if there's a choice you want to be an engineer you want to be a dentist and you're thinking about doing this I kind of love I love I love movies I love I want to be a director I think you know don't do it don't do it if there's no other way there's just no other way I think imagine you've lost your the person needs you love you your parents and I think your your you know a failure your everything has gone wrong everything do you still want to be a a and it takes 20 years 30 years and everybody says you stink you stink you're terrible you spent all that time now I'll regret your whole life is defined by your failure to do this is it still something you want to do then go do it because it should be no other choice in the matter it takes like an irrational passion to do it you can there will be those people that kind of do the process and then get lucky and fall into it but I don't want to watch movies by those people I movies by the people that there was no other choice Wow that sure was a good funny video that 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hope you enjoyed this video thank you for watching I know that I promised I would make this video a long time ago I finally made it I feel good about it it feels good to finally do something that I promised a while ago and there's other videos there's two that I can think of that I promised I would make still haven't made but I'm gonna be making those as well because I don't want to leave these I don't want to leave these things like open-ended and just say I'll do something and then not do it not that kind of guy I want to I want to wind up doing the things that I promise even if they've been on the side burner for so long that I'm like is it really relevant anymore fuck it I said I'd do it I'm gonna do it there are more videos to come I also want to do 2007 lists working on that also a kind of like guilty pleasures slash list Corrections video for films that I later decided oh yeah this should probably be on the list and also guilty pleasures from the years like 2009 through what 2012 I think 2013 was the first year that I started including guilty pleasures so there's a bunch of years where I've made the list video but I didn't include guilty pleasures so I should probably recommend some of those I'll probably be finished with my list correction slash guilty pleasures video before my 2007 list because it is a smaller project and I would like to be able to work on something simultaneously to my next YMS review that I'm going to be starting pretty soon and so stay tuned for those Synecdoche New York part 6 don't worry haven't forgotten about it but that's not gonna happen until after the next YMS review that I'm going to be starting pretty soon and also I'm gonna be working on a thoughts on video that I promised I would make because I really want to make one about TV series that I really love there's a couple actually there's a couple that I really there's so many fucking things I really want to make you know there's so many ideas that I have there where I'm like I want to make a video about this about this about this and sometimes sometimes I come to the cold and hard realization that I cannot do a million fucking things at once and things have to be pushed back and it's a little frustrating I'm sure for both of us for all of us but unfortunately that is that is reality so I have to prioritize which projects are coming first and what I should be working on before other things anyway I just wanted to keep you guys in the loop because that's what I like to do I also have a podcast called sardonic cast with I hate everything and Ralph the movie maker we talk about movies we talk about memes we talk about jenkem sometimes we have guests like Anthony Fantana or Chris Buckman and more to come definitely check that out link in the description there's another channel that I don't really advertise as much on here just because it's I kind of consider it like a dump of my of my twitch streams but a lot of people seem to be really enjoying it right now it's called Adam plays throughs and I recently got a comment of somebody being like why the hell did I have to discover this for myself why haven't you shared this anywhere you never promote this channel and I'm really enjoying it I'm glad I found it but I can't believe that you haven't promoted this channel at all so here you go and promoting the channel right now so if you want to watch basically hour-long segments of the the full streams from twitch of both my editing streams and my Sunday gaming streams were Clee a bunch of different games that's the place for you yeah I didn't really advertise it until now but people seem to be enjoying it so anyway I'm tired I'm tired I feel like I'm feel like I'm getting sick and I never know how to end these things but thank thank you for watching thank all these lovely people right here for helping produce the content when way way way and have sweet sweet dreamy dreams about M night Shyamalan and about cringe rap and everything everything that you could possibly desire in your life I just realized it looks like I'm praying right now this is this was just like a default position sometimes I don't know sometimes I just do this and I don't even realize it looks like a pretty good buy thank you thank you for watching bye you

Channel: YourMovieSucksDOTorg

Views: 2,335,574

Rating: 4.9158645 out of 5

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Id: zAFv43lxqHE

Length: 43min 56sec (2636 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 13 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

Holy fuck a 44 minute diss track we eating tonight boys

[u/[deleted]]

Very relieved that this isn't "YMS: The Visit (Part 1)" lol

[u/druuuuuuums]

Damn, 43 minutes for a YMS. I'm not complaining though.

"Adam, this is your fault." - Most likely.

[u/Brikachu]

/u/anUnkindness I am so disappointed... You did not smooch our names at the end of the video!

I ^{just want to feel loved.}

Edit: oh shit I lied, thank you bby.

[u/ErnestoPresso]

He mentioned The Purge as a shit movie, and judging by previous YMS logic, this means that there will be a Purge YMS

[u/Lolawalrus51]

ITS HAPPENING.

Adum is best boi, bringing us these dank reviews.

[u/[deleted]]

Literally just beat me to it. FeelsBadMan

[u/flaccidcompanion]

I knew Adam would include all of the child rap segments. It’s a good thing I’m drunk while watching this review.

[u/stamau123]

why was M. night so obsessed with making that kid rap?