A LEVEL SO UNFAIR, IT BROKE MY BRAIN | Pogostuck

hi i promised myself that i wouldn't play this game again unless someone paid me to do it [Applause] so i'd like to thank alienware for sponsoring this video alienware the ultimate gaming pc it's the only choice alienware was kind enough to send me over this chair which i imagine is very aerodynamic and the new aurora r11 which is their latest gaming pc also aerodynamic among other things so as i play this game keep in mind that i'm being paid to do this but thank you to alienware for helping out go to alienware.com to customize your pc today let's get into it i love this game i'm so glad i have this opportunity to play it again oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god where am i i forgot how to play i forgot completely how to play how do i how do i shoot oh my god okay hi hey how you doing i literally forgot how to play i've got about 400 meters less than 400 meters to go to the summit of this mountain i think it goes straight to 1000 i'm not 100 sure where am i going oh crap oh i forgot about that i forgot about that i forgot about that i forgot about that i forgot about it i'm going backwards i'm going the wrong way oh no no excellent i'm not i've forgotten completely how to play no okay i remember okay oh my god oh my god oh my god where am i going [Music] now the alienware battle stations are powered by 10th generation intel core i7 processors this is what the intel logo looks like in case you forgot there it is that's what's inside notice how smooth the game runs i'm not gonna go that way i have this stupid cheat and i'm gonna use it i've completely forgotten how to play all of the coordination that i built up over the the arduous journey no this wrong i'm fine i'm fine this is fine yeah all of the skill all the calluses that i've put upon my hands are long gone and all that's left is the memory of the hate the memory of the burning hatred inside my soul how did i do this before how did i do how did i do this before i let go no yes all right fine we're gonna yeah i just gotta tap just gotta tap and i know this is cheating so why am i even remotely getting upset about anything nope oh my god oh my god every time every time every time alienware is the industry leader in design innovation and the latest technology and ultimate performance their products are designed and engineered for gamers i hate how smooth this game runs i hate how comfortable i am in this one of a kind no one of a kind alienware gaming chair truly is the pinnacle of comfort i have legitimately forgotten oh my god i've legitimately forgotten how to play i've forgotten entirely how to play this wonderful game i thought i was done with this it took me so long that's the piece it took me so long i was cheating oh no that's fine i don't know how i always do this i come back and i just absolutely devastate my hopes just all hopes gone all possibility of achievement gone no come back i'm never gonna get past the bees again i'm never going to get there's i'm gonna get past the bees i am very good at what i do no yeah no yeah no yeah i've never had this kind of head support before not in the hole i'm going this way now i'm going to make it it's fine look at these fun bees oh my god i cannot believe this this is the worst this is the best this is going great going terribly i hate it and i hate this uh why am i not using my boost why did i go where i know it just don't hit the bee i know it's a big rotund buttocks very all right so i know i just said don't hit the b but that was the moment when you should have hit the b yes oh my god wizard wizard wizard wizard with the pogo not wizard bad bad wizard evil wizard evil wizard with a not great wizard wonderful wizard wizard of oz oh my god i'm no oh my god get that oh okay it's fine oh my god oh my god no no no okay this is the one oh yeah that's how you do no this is not how you do it yes it's gonna be here it's gonna be here all right we're gonna go here and then over here yes just like that ah where am i where am i where my fine i'm making it through all of my skill in my blood and my bones ah yes yes that's how you do it that's how you do it this is how i'm back on top baby back on top just got to let it do its thing oh my god can you oh my god brain damage brain damage brain damage brain damage so much brain damage so much brain damage so my oh my god i'm just gonna go up i'm just gonna go up i'll just go around it that's what i did that's what i do that that's all i need to do i just go around it i don't need to do anything you're talking about i don't need to obey your instructions where am i going no i'm fine if i let go all right we're fine fine okay and flip this is so good for me oh my god no not like this not it's fine why was i worried i don't know why were you worried why am i even trying to do it that way when clearly the correct answer is no what am i doing with my life what am i doing so scary okay this is how we do what what what don't give me this crap oh yeah i can hold on to that all day baby where am i land on a wheel i'm not that wheel i am so good at games and especially this one you know all this skill is really going to apply later in my life when i have hopes and dreams and you know i don't think that every waking moment is pain and torture my life isn't just full of agony stabbing into my brain powered by intel there we go i'm going to grab on no i am not yes i will now do that okay that's how we do nice oh there was a ceiling there i didn't know about there was a ceiling there that i didn't know about there was a ceiling there that i did not know about i didn't even see that i touch you i touch you again and i touch you for the last time i am one with the where am i uh oh my god okay we're fine oh my god oh no okay all right we're fine here i go i'm going for it no no no [Music] so uh [Music] it's just a game whatever i need to relax more yeah i'll go back up i'll go back up this mountain going back up is good it's a good thing it's a great thing actually it's another chance for me to see the worlds that i so enjoyed the first time i went through this there we go that's what i was going for look i'm really good at this game i'm so good at games in general just all over the place i'm so good at games everyone knows this it's basically a uh a talking point among many social circles is just how good at games i am brought to you by alienware you know people often refer to me as the king you know they say that about me but heavyweights the crown you know as uh people have been quoted as saying about being you know when the the king and wears a crown i can't even get past this part again yeah i've made it oh every time oh these bees these bees these bees these bees beat the bees beat the base the i hate so strongly but not ah god just give me past the bees the bee the bee [Music] [Applause] [Music] the b the b the b the b the b is my power word it's the word that gives me strength inspires me to go further farther higher faster better stronger no one can stop me once i find the bee have you ever found a bee i think not for if you did you would not know and if you don't know how good you did no one knows no one did no one's done no one will so says being so says me a b c deeper then there's three take me under the umbrella beast i will see myself to greece all will know the epic three please fleece [Music] i've done it i am the best that ever did anything forever in the history of literally ever oh my god please don't end it like thusly don't end it like thusly okay it's all good i will make this okay okay can you jump through it wait can you jump over it oh my god i made it oh my god i made it what is what is the point of this oh what do you do corn cob oh lizard tale oh how it wails the sordid adventure of the tale the beast it hails oh it sails look out for this the mighty tail i'm careful careful careful careful my head head damage it's okay i made it okay i'm gonna throw up i'm gonna throw up alienware also sent me a desk a really nice desk but a very large desk now see me as a human being i need very simple things i could get by and i have gotten by with a kitchen chair fresh my desk chair and i've done that and so long as it's a table that can bear weight and it's a few slugs of these slammers here you know that's all i've ever needed at a table but they they kindly sent me a a desk but it is downstairs because it literally cannot fit up here so that's in my kitchen now it's very nice all right cool i think i'm good there i think i'm good there hey listen thanks alienware for sponsoring this video and subjecting me to the horrors that is pogo stuck i've made it another 50 meters [Music] good excellent thank you and if alienware decides to sponsor me again you will see another episode and so long as people keep paying me i will keep playing all right thank you and as always i will see you in the next video [Music] bye-bye [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 1,996,042

Rating: 4.9658718 out of 5

Keywords: pogostuck, markiplier, gaming, gameplay, alienware, laptop, intel, playthrough, rage, rage game, markiplier rage, funny, funny rage, mark rage, pogostuck rage

Id: NBwy1X1g88E

Length: 15min 20sec (920 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 12 2020

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[u/Milospesh]

i wonder how much of the alienware bundle mark is actually using other than the chair lol

So unless he shows himself using it i'm assuming all that gear is gonna be used for edit's by him or amy/ evan

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/edit the table is too big to fit through interior doors so mark cant have it in his rec room ( monday mixer stream )