i don't even game...

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to I don't even game now I believe this is made by the same person that made I don't even know which kind of seems correct cousin gentle fun food watching by the feeling by the similarity in the artistic style of it is what I was trying to say but out came flabby feeling either way I don't know how to play this game because it has no instructions but I'm gonna go write it apparently oh hi bye you little door okay alright bye okay hello another key oh you lost your key to grade have you seen I lost the key have you seen it but you need to keep oh I'm not okay you need a key not an key the a key haha I've been playing games awhile and I press the a button ended open the door and a Z guys couldn't see that because you couldn't see it because of my keyboard not actually we were still going been a while since someone came to this part slow dancer iPod my keys oh I'm still hoping to minis my keys get on low oh okay bye oh I didn't mean to stay here oh okay please walk I believe dude I'm lady of bugs bugs bill please stand a lot for metals Victor [Music] I am screaming in this guy's ear pressing the cue button all your worries go away the cue button drops weapons huh you dropped a purse bomb okay goodbye hi this bomb over there apparently hello slow down dear Bronco this is a random DUI test zone so I'm gonna need you say the alphabet backwards okay all right z Y X W V u T s are Q P o n m l k j IH g f e d c ba got it alright alright you're not drunk or driving yes yeah I wasn't driving what it bother to stop I really did like your purse though just want you to know okay alright then yeah welcome back to the high I tried to stop by watching to prevent Brad weather from happening please wait we're gathering weather information oh very slow waiting for the weather it's gotta be a nice sunny day okay no storm beginning to think this place never ends well you might be right about 100 try this like a million times I'll try it a million and one badge I'll go the other way I do honor your commitment no I can't even go backwards I'm gonna go forward I'm gonna go that way see you dude knitted Shadid if she succeeds then Pig might as well fly oh oh I am person of cheatcodes whoever would you say about G codes hey hey worked again lost all the keys can you help oops on point point got em for you and oh hold on to your key your four key or I gave me with my four button I did it it was great please watch your step ahead residential area yeah okay good bye no I don't babysit here's to baby in about four years I'll be back here again don't leave until then okay excuse you why do I have to wait four years here I don't know Oh shook you drop the baby word it to baby Cole it seems irresponsible but here I go I drop my sword move along nothing to see here okay goodbye okay hi hello goodbye farewell hello stop there young one no needs to hurry mu K to pass you must do one very leat thing you must show me to number one ninja rule um very nice formed you to number one rule is patience in silence ah do you may pass due has done well do quit pets but don't get involved with a pirates oh yeah this is back in the day when the internet was obsessed with pirates vs. ninjas I was always a pirate type where hasn't monster problems welcome to pirate hospital okay goodbye hello goodbye hello Oh two points I died hello bye hello hello hello goodbye why do you hope to see me again that seems awfully mean you're counting on a lot of things that I don't like here and I don't appreciate okay hey let me ask you you actually is a pilot no no I'm not I'm not I know I can dance does that help does that help you believe that I'm a pirate wait what is this down here currently on level 51 I don't know what that means achievements I don't know what that means oh that's a lot of achievements are know oh that was it I just had to press our show me the best pirate growl Joo has our hey you're legit but I've always wondered this what is this shape of a doughnut r oh I supposed to confess very interesting knowledge facts oh thank you thank you very much you have a good day now raids going just keep an eye on your sanity you mean like amnesia don't walk the next screen you'll lose progress I don't care the end is near that's good notice how you can never turn back yeah I did never look back you always stay looking forward and into the future please ignore all ghosts and ghost land okay alright then okay alright hello are you a ghost no see I've been cursed boo at the freight and you shall pass you a bunch of other letters on the keyboard on push o one why did that do ok goodbye ghost Birds not real okay I'm a ghost change your controls mortal which way did you come here I go I don't know what I pressed but I started going yeah I go to the greatest racer in all the ghost lands ok but you're not from here alright I'll be to win you beat me you [ __ ] Oh gonna pay off million dollars the look on your face says Joo has info I need what is 230 lives code I really must is that the Konami code up up down down left right left right beat eight oh there we go I've been stuck on that game for her to ever we'll see you then seriously going to talk to the king he's pretty he is 10 angry he plans to control off to ghost lands oh well good glad I'm here who are please don't threat on to King's garden Weaver worked for hours and hours dude okay very good Walt who going there it'd be your brother back from the dead in the land of the living well you're still in the land of the dead because you're a ghost [ __ ] what are you doing in my Gardens and in the face no time for - I'm taking controller - Ghost Lance - Lance - under the old controls you cannot control you cannot control I can't control Oh control ha ha ha I press the control button what has to do curse these mortals 1 1 1 all right goodbye i new king thanks for ok nor ghost lamps Tea Party 4 do guys happy - careful bad things happen along this way bad things have been happening to me the whole way please notice Julie's entering restricted area stop please turn around now please go away I can't I literally can only go forward so limited options here restricted I am to automated entry but to pass you must answer a series of questions please answer yes or no do not consume bagels over-mighty Assis are you allowed to enter this facility yes oh are you not allowed to enter this facility no I see would you like to walk away from this facility no ok do you want to get into this facility a lot right yep even if I just stole all of your cookies yes sir well dude you not not not not not want to go inside I'm gonna go with no arrow reset ah yes do you do not hate this facility right yes do you want to go in this facility yes oh you're I didn't see your sarcasm tag do you want to go in this facility no dude you not ok [Music] nope haha what does to word no bondo bead no start with well that was painless you matter the facility okay goodbye yeah though would you say about bagels please welcome to yourself to Cinetopia labs what wait how did you get in here don't go to row goes we'll find you all right that sounds good you're not real am i right I don't know it seemed pretty real all this time and activity is making me crazy Jude err human halt no human slave stop right there stop this unit refuses to stand for your resistance all you dispatcher attention please please accept her to scape flava wait squadron to slave is right there stop your journey ends here and now you has made a mess here and I is unsatisfied now I'm a sent you back to which belong walked away all the way back in time oh excuse you aha I knew it it was a lie so what they threatened wasn't it true truly nothing can dampen your world this cretians knew all okay please hold on to but firmly entering the reactor core my but gonna melt off for radiation reactor core access denied non robot override is disabled please hold refer to law code blog directory at low law old board okay ah Mac that website doesn't exist anymore that's how old this game is I don't know what the code is okay wait wait wait wait whoa whoa everybody hold on to your butts we just got in the reactor core and things are about to get lit up in here I think I know the code I think this is in I'm pretty sure boink yay access to non remote override approved fragmenting sector simulation access granted okay cool I don't know what that means I don't know what any of that means but I'm down that see a baby oh this is to insanity we should make you run for the exit people oh okay I always told you to the grass is greener over here Oh remember me press Q fur and tasty brew what was beyond it though Louis beyond the lemonade stand and what was that frame I saw what was that there there was something there I saw something I saw it what was that you can't hide anything read your big my brain is like skulls huge mother brain tiny little gerbil in my head wounded about but that means I'm smart I think I don't know catch a secret sailing salmon avoid annoying things twice complete the game within a certain time complete the vain game as a veteran witness egg media three times in one game by using right quick two men you would have fail read every snippet of dialogue in the game in one game no it's not find the bunker just cuz I'm crazy I want to go back I wanna I want to do it all again I just I'm absolutely out of my mind going through the game now Scootaloo do present in the a key Scootaloo do walking over here now it's good Lee do oh no there's my key studio [Music] baby Dooley little little Jo lovers friends gonna drop me when it comes to dumb I do little little drop the burst and I'm still going there get out of my way you [ __ ] [Music] Lulu booboo and we made it we made it back okay so I'm gonna carry on here let me boy I got stuck early lose but I still got here faster didn't it look next time hobbledehoy I was literally as fast I could I don't know how I could have gotten here faster all right whatever well that's how long it took literally less than half the time it took me before but even I guess that was just too long then it's probably close oh it's probably close I just don't know how close but either way that is on an even game I love these things they're a blast from the past and I'm not not even like that far back in fact when I was first going into college the game came out which is really weird to think about because there were games that I remember playing back when I was in high school oh my god ancient ancient ancient stuff but good stuff nonetheless so thank you everybody so much for watching I really hope you enjoyed this one if you want try to get all the achievements for yourself I'll put a link to this game in the description so thanks again and as always I will see you in the next video [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 5,777,391

Rating: 4.9417071 out of 5

Keywords: i dont even game, flash game, quiz, quiz game, impossible game, funny, lol, funny moments

Id: G0ktQg8DFzw

Length: 14min 52sec (892 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 17 2017