3 SCARY GAMES #58

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hi my name is markiplier and this is three scary games don't worry i know what you're thinking if there's gonna be some kind of a spook that there's gonna be a scare there won't be any of that none at all it's just you and me and lixian he's here somewhere don't worry he always has the best of intentions so let's get right into it this is there are ghosts in these stalls i think i'm upside down lixian flip the screen yeah that's the bottom of a bathroom stall there's something written over there i don't know what it is though oh okay oh well i'm pooping that's good nothing to worry about oh what the heck is that a poop butt did i just collect the poop butt i collected a poop butt probably fine okay i don't know why there's candles in the bathroom but they definitely are oh hey buddy how you doing over there you like jazz is there something else that i'm supposed to see i don't see any other symbols oh maybe under there oh gotcha okay all right good yeah fine that's fine okay good i got that okay everything's fine just me and everything's fine what am i afraid of open nailed it nailed that i don't know what was staring at me from the darkness oh x x marks the spot oh oh my god [Music] okay yeah all right you got me okay yeah you got me okay yeah you feel good about yourself you got me i'm about to get you you don't know where it's gonna come you don't know what is happening look over there look over there look at this that's good i legitimately liked that that was so short but it was very very good i did enjoy that i really did how this is cut short all right blub blum oh was to move what was cut short in my driver my life seems like i got in a bit of a bit of an awuga okay well i'm pretty speedy hello help i've been in a terrible accident i couldn't have possibly survived i might be dead wandering the ether hello oh perfect love the music i love the music oh this looks safe help help my legs are broken and my spleen is ruptured oh oh whoa oh okay i'm into it i'm into it i'm down this is cool i like it oh wow hello thank goodness i found this abandoned house in the middle of nowhere please call 9-1-1 i'm bleeding internally and externally oh physics did not expect that help help i moved your boxes for you someone please oh wait a minute oh what is this what could this be hi hello how are you good to see you okay help help ah shoot did i do that uh sorry about your voss i was stumbling from the lack of blood seems to have caused me to why is it shimmering i don't like it seems to have caused my brain to have some minor hemorrhaging seems like you need to get your floors repaired and you should refrigerate your meat it'll last longer oh that's a fun skull i guess they like to eat the faces first it's a good thing i've got the maddest hops huh okay hey hey none of that none of that none of that none of that none of that none of that none of that no no i can't pick up that box apparently i'll take this one the next biggest i'm guessing i must stack but don't judge me skull don't you look at me like that look these boxes are just sitting around of course i can use them nailed it i'm a genius anyway seems like you've got a an infestation down here okay sir madam help me please oh hey okay oh don't be shy oh hi okay i didn't mean to seem like i'm breaking and entering into your house i swear i just the wind really picks things up in here sorry again i am not trying to seem threatening uh yeah i'll go back in the basement your stair is also a little a little unsmooth smash smash smash smish smash smoosh oh hello hi oh it's gone oh it's here oh it's there okay hope you don't mind i opened your little basement locker uh okay you all better watch out i've got this very oh what oh god the way i was going up was really weird hi yeah yeah hi yeah it was a fire hazard i had to do it oh whoops okay i guess i'm doing that now hello hello okay [Music] hey oh i'm just gonna keep oh god the axe i don't have the axe anymore oh no oh i don't have the axe hello did i drop it or did he consume it entirely sorry you were just so frightening i oh oh was i supposed to fall down that okay i might have been supposed to do the fall down that oh yeah it seems as though i was supposed to do the fall down that ah i've fallen hello i wonder if there's an easter egg if you use the axe on the other door it's very dark down here smash smoosh my lightest touch of my calves they're so strong you will capitulate in the face of my mighty calves nice bed very dark what happened to my old flashlight hello hi oh good great uh excellent smash hello this is your room oh good great nothing to smash in here okay so all the help me uh a little late for that but if you need a hand i can give you one [Applause] hello hi oh don't mind me just taking this key are you over here hello hmm interesting oh very dark okay and okay man cheerful oh boy i know a physics puzzle when i see it i'm all about this load this up a little bit here a little heavier good all right york i didn't hey good thing they had some none of that thank you very much that's rude that's very high hello okay how you're still here how did you survive for so long please we didn't need all of those people that monster forced us to kill them so it could feast upon their corpses we had no choice i'm so sorry i love this dialogue it said that if we didn't it would kill us and eat us too but it was just too much we couldn't take it anymore i tried to attack it but it overpowered me my family i killed them every single one now i'm the only one left take that axe over there it's coated in silver it's only weakness you have to stop it please do it for my family i don't know your family why don't you do it what are you doing standing here hell yeah oh i'm just as crazy as the monster oh it doesn't work all right make bait oh i don't want to hi yeah okay so i gotta make bait huh i gotta make some bait of course hello any bait in here smash anybody seen any bait what's what's cooking good looking oh well that'll do [Music] yeah okay all right sure yeah that's that's fine that's fine that's normal and fine hello ah of course that's what the key is for splunk uh okay good leg weird leg you think that i would use real leg but apparently not oh all right okay oh oh carry this axe with me just in case perfect okay hello oh hello hi how you doing um you seen any arms around here no oh perfect i should have left this in there i should leave this in there how convenient for me i thought i would have to go chop off the arms of that other dude there we go why do i have to do this whoa hey pick it up i will get you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what do you mean i died i was trying to yum what i mean i died i was yawn up a storm i was yawning all over him i was giving him the yaws okay i'm gonna just wail on him real hard come on pick it up pick it up kill it i'm trying there you go take that and that got that and that there you go what do you think of that huh what do you think of me what do you think of all of me and my axe let me ask you a question ah you need some axe body spray axe jokes uh nightmare house two references nice [Music] oh hey hi [Music] very cool music though i like that a lot that was very fun that was pretty good why hello there might i just say it's an absolute pleasure to meet you i've seen you around and heard the greatest things about you thank you for accepting my party invitation and agreeing to help out set up the party looks like you're the only one who showed up to this birthday surprise preparation but no bother i knew i could count on you so let's dive right in shall we oh hold up first just a teensy weensy tiny little thing see that pop-up on your screen yeah yeah that one yes simply click allow please nothing to worry about the game just requires you to enable location tracking you know like all the best games do nowadays it's not a big deal just a formality really ah hi welcome to surprise party yeah okay sure whatever i got another yeah you did it i did it now we can commence operation super surprise party super yeah first things first can you please help me gather up all those useless fools who wouldn't help us break the party i mean other guests pretty please should be relatively easy to find them sure man jump around a bit come back once you found them all all right i'll hop around oh oh oh litter literally i'm i'm literally hopping okay hey hi literal baby over here uh hey you really should have been it [Music] that's probably fine you really should have been at the party i don't know why you weren't really pathetic of you for not appreciating your friends for who they are and and please ignore my pathetic platforming skills [Music] yeah that's normal you disrespect your friends you meet your end that's how it goes very goopy okay all right hey oh wow yeah yeah let's go get em yeah all right this is great hello i got you all wow back already that was uh um unexpectedly quick i'm very efficient i mean but yeah good for you yeah and look they're all those losers who didn't come earlier to help us out um yeah for your next task uh oh i could use your help fixing my gif you see i made this epic painting it's absolutely spectacular right you'll see but unfortunately something overcame me and i ripped it to shreds but so goes the life of an artist this is where you can step in and save the day can you pretty please put my masterpiece back together you can perfect well i didn't say anything i oh um okay all right well this should be easy i'm very good at puzzles um well that's not right well this don't make any sense at all i don't know man oh there we go okay uh is there a way to turn these or something or uh am i missing something uh doesn't seem like i can do it if i can't turn the picture oh i guess that doesn't go there oh that makes sense okay am i stupid oh oh if yeah if you press space that wasn't communicated now it's coming together [Music] hey okay there's no need there's there was no need for that whoa you fixed my epic painting i did yeah uh-huh what was i saying what were you saying nothing you know just silly gibberish that you certainly don't need to worry about uh-huh anywho your next task will be wait hold up did you turn off your location tracking no how dare you disobey me did i not tell you location tracking is required to play this game you insulate fool worthless piece of oops why yes i do see that you turned your tracking back on huh um don't mind my temper no no no plea please don't leave i mean we're having so much fun together uh-huh playing these games getting this party started yeah all that's left for you to do now is to gather up some sweets because after all what's a birthday party without sweets and lucky for you it's raining cats and dogs outside no no seriously it's raining cats and dogs and gumdrops too could you please catch enough gumdrops to fill this basket but be careful of the cats and dogs they have a sweet tooth and they could eat some of your precious gumdrops okay you're away from your problems um there's another baby there's another baby in here then one more and are the cats are the cats and dogs gonna hit the ground and oh god okay well oh uh well all right well at least they're not splatting it i didn't mean to do that it's very uh difficult this is adorable but a little concerned oh dang it well this is adorable this is just lovely uh-huh so nice this is i will get your gum drops well well well looks like you did it i didn't you did it all i did it all every last thing i did without a second thought even mm-hmm i had many say everything i asked of you mm-hmm congratulations thank you now as promised it's time for the surprise alex surprise birthday party well no actually there's been a change of plans we see this is quite the opposite of a celebration of life party this this is our celebration for the very real ending of yours oh good played the game so well enabling us to track your location giving us time fully immersed distracted such easy easy prey we knew from the moment we laid eyes on you that you would never catch on to what was actually happening you didn't even notice during that last game we already found you we were already here thank you for playing the game and thank you for trusting me because you know you really shouldn't have [Music] all right so the thing about it is i can tell that they they put some work into that and they were you know they were trying to make something interesting the problem is it was so obvious from the get-go like it was too heavy-handed it made a lot of the quote-unquote scares like fall flat it would have been nicer if like it took itself seriously from the start instead of being like you're so stupid you didn't even think about the fact that we're gonna kill you it's just like i feel like it would have just been a lot more immersive because i like the the it's cutesy on the surface but it's not in the game like that's that's a cool thing but you got to do it right hello sam so many people have complained about the weird occurrences of sound in this area and i thought you would be the perfect plumber to fix the siren since you haven't done much today so you only have to go to the village and fix the siren check out what the problem is supposed to be you should be able to finish in no time come to my office for payment and then you can go home look after yourself why you talk so funny hey this is siren head origins la la la i don't look where i'm driving la la la what the hell is that la la la la okay all right i'm suddenly very slow there we go flashlight shift to run e to interact okay oh yeah the siren i'm the perfect plumber for the siren man you walk slow good god this is oh my legs oh someone was shot right here i should stand [Music] hello sir damn thing working all right so people reported these weird noises around the area and i don't think these sounds are coming from random speakers in the forest i think the siren is the main problem here it could be broken i've been working here a very long time and i've never encountered anything like this so boss could you send someone to fix the damn siren please and thank you you got it thanks for calling me boss thanks for remembering who's really in charge here okay he sent a plumber but it already took him a day for him to arrive according to the boss the guy's name is sam which reminds me of a good friend from college well at least his name made my boring day a little bit better i'm glad my name could provide so much joy to you i'd like to think most people think of me that way just had to make another audio log when is this guy gonna arrive it's already been two hours and i don't see anyone coming the siren keeps getting louder i'm trying to do something about it but nothing's working ah [ __ ] now i got a headache look this guy needs to hurry up and get here all right well i have no idea what happened there hmm this blood doesn't tell me a goddamn thing these bricks are all blown out from the outside in what could have happened here i better walk slower to think about it properly hmm someone spilled ketchup someone's carelessly eating french fries here and then died explosively of flavor so i still don't know why they sent a plumber to fix a siren i don't know if a siren is plumberly motivated maybe it's a situation like they send mario to fix all the problems in mushroom kingdom and he's technically a plumber so he shouldn't be able to fix all of them but occasionally there's a pipe that needs to be laid in princess peach's castle hello ain't he tim what does that say hemp t tom need more tom need more who god damn it get tom some stuff tom need more oh my god i read i'm very nearsighted i saw this thing tore the poor guy apart i don't think the police can handle this so i have to figure it out myself if you're reading this run away from this place okay i'll run away i will run i will run thank goodness there's no stamina bar if i had to walk like this slow i would lose my marbles high glow light this is a job for a plumber damn the generator's out of gas oh i know where i saw gas i know i know where i saw gas oh these bushes are too thick i couldn't possibly walk through there [Music] okay all right yeah i get it i get the picture i get the picture oh hey buddy hey whoa hey someone's a little grumbly all right hey it's lit up for me this gas is lit this is usually a problem do i need to worry about that or can i go charging back to the generator and flood it full of gas and pump it to the brim use my plumbing skills seems like it was a whole lot of nothing seems like there's nothing to actually worry about over here i almost made this too easy ah what did i just see well that was quick and quiet and bloody i don't know why i must have caught like a rabbit or something in the in the in the skoosh hello i nee i need to keep them you need to keep them white oh my god oh my god oh my god i don't know if there was something important that i needed to listen to but i couldn't listen to that for even a second longer oh my god the note said something about keep getting these weird radio messages yeah me too yeah it's a bit of a problem yeah i don't know why either [Music] that's fine it's the hash slinging slasher hello yo where are you going blah blah where are you going blah blah oh my god oh my god i can't read that okay hey folks that dude who deals with the siren must have gone crazy this thing will never stop i'm gonna ask this guy what's wrong with him hey what's what the hell is wrong with you what's wrong with you i need to feed him oh feed him i thought you said keep him oh oh i'm free must have listened to my assertive dominant alpha voice is that the hash slinging slasher again also there's a lot of wasted meat hey you get oh end of time get over here hey i see you what's wrong with you well that wasn't so bad that wasn't bad it wasn't bad it's a little rough around the edges and it looks a little unpolished but it had some good moments i liked it it's a little clunky that's all i could say about it not bad not bad [Music] c are three scary games with four scary games and no jump scare it's just a nice experience from start to finish now i'll leave you with lixian close out this video he's around here somewhere i'm sure he'll find you don't worry he won't scare you he's nice like that all right i'll see you around [Music] [Music] [Music] you
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Keywords: 3 scary games, markiplier scary games, markiplier, markipliergame, markiplier horror, horror games, scary games, 3 scary games #58, there are ghosts in these stalls, cut short, gaming, super surprise party, siren head, siren head origins
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Length: 32min 11sec (1931 seconds)
Published: Thu Aug 27 2020
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