You guys know Lixian, right? Lixian: I wanted death! He is the wonderful person, that has animated so many beloved animations on my channel, Animated Mark: I hate everything you stand for And he's been helping me out by editing my videos lately! Breakfast, duh! Well, he in his spare time decided to make me an entire game for my birthday And that's amazing by itself, but also it came with this lovely note: Hi Mark! I just wanted to say, thank you! Thank you for everything. You've completely changed my life for the better! You gave me so many opportunities, and I am so grateful and happy to be working alongside such an incredible person! I wanted to show my appreciation for you and I feel like I don't do that enough. I decided that, for your birthday, I would make you this small little game. I had very little time to work on this (I started on June 3rd I believe) so it is far from perfect, but I hope you can still enjoy it. Happy (late) birthday and, once again, Thank you for everything! Sincerely, Luis (Lixian) Disclaimer: I did not make any of the pretty assets. So, number one, I'm freaking honored that anyone would make a game for me Uhh... But also, he's not late. I am late. It is, it is July 31st, and he gave me this game like, uhh... Only a couple days after my birthday as far as I believe. So, I'm gonna play this [Exaggerated inhale] We're gonna do this, and it's gonna be cool. No... Wait a minute... Wait a minute... [Chuckles] Wait a minute. Damien, huh? Okay, alright... Oh no you did not. [chuckles] Oh no, you did not! Hang on a second here... Looks familiar... [chuckles] I get, I get the disclaimer for not making any of the pretty assets now [tree falls slowly] Alright... Ok, cool... I love it. I mean, I love it just because it is Damien and I love that. If you haven't seen Damien yet, there's probably gonna be spoilers,
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## If you feel up to it, please help out by getting rid of the commentary and memes that don't belong in the subtitles! <3 ## Oh what the hell is going on here? (chuckles) What the hell is this? (chuckles) (chuckles(bordering on laughing)) Wow! (chuckles) Hell yeah! *reading* Pick up a log and place it on the stump Oh hey! Celine! Celine! *wheezes* CeLiNe! Celine! Hey, you're not looking at me! (I wonder why...) (distorted) Why aren't you looking at me? Celine? Celine? CELINE? Alright, fine then (F in chat) Alright... Bop WAPOOF Love it Cool. Great. Love it. Alright. Okay. I see how this is I see Boom. Ok. And ASHAPUMP I love how snappy everything is! *gunshot sound* God, man, all these games that are all loosey goosey, and this one's snappy So fresh! A real talented game designer, this one! Oh, I love the ambiance Yeah, the one thing I love about indie horror-indie games, maybe it's a horror game, I don't know, is the ambiance! Look at the- Actually look at this. I'm not even joking about this This looks really good! 🎵Ah dah dee dee doo doo doo doo🎵 BOOM oh There I am Celine: Don't slam the door Damien Mark: DoN't tEll mE WhAt tO Do Damien: I saw a flower today Mark: I saw flowers Damien: Shouldn't be long now before Spring Mark: If you haven't seen Damien yet, go watch it Celine: Or there's still a few more weeks of winter left, and that flower will die *Mark joins in* cold and alone Damien: Or, That Either way, winter can't last forever Celine. With any luck, We'll be able to get out of this cabin soon. Celine: Luck doesn't keep the fire going! (*angry noises*) Luck won't change the weather, And luck definitely won't put food on the table (OwO *cocks shotgun*) Damien: Well, I mean if you think about it You probably do need some luck in finding something to eat in the middle of winter, out in the snow... Ahem Good luck! Celine: Whatever. Try not to burn the cabin down while I'm out. Damien: Aye aye, captain Celine: Did you really see a flower? Damien: Yes. A little pink one. Probably dead by now Celine: Get some sleep. You look tired Mark: No! No one's allowed to say i'm tired! No one ever Damien: Starting to sound like mom... Mark: StArTiNg tO SoUnD LiKe mOm Starting to sound like MOM Okay. *reading* place 10 firewood in fireplace. You got it. Gonna get my axe. What do we got here? Hmm, where'd this mirror come from? I don't remember that being there! Hmm *reading* I'm not thirsty. You don't know that! You don't know that! I'm not... I'm not tired. Yeah, definitely. Okay. WHOOSH Okay SHUH BAH (chuckle) shoom shu hoof doosh haah whaah whaaah What thrilling gameplay Stunning graphics! I gotta say. It really is, the pacing! Is... voondaba! Maybe I'm tired well, maybe I am thirsty! You don't- you know me! I'm PRETTY thirsty Can I leave? No? Ok alright Go to bed! *sniffle sniffle* Lay my head to rest! Ooh, hello! What the hell? Ok... well this is new Ooooooh Ok... ooh *very loud ambiance* Okay! Oh, What? Did I die? Wait, did I die somehow? Oh, I was probably taking too much time! (chuckles) I was just like... Ooh la dee dee everything looks so cool! *ambiance* Uh oh Oh. Uh oh Oh! Ok alright! *reading* Get to the light! I do understand, I'm gonna get to the light! *sounds of fear* Ah! oh... Oh I see Now, ok that's pretty- that's pretty good WOAH! Hey there! Hi! What the hell Okay? Oh! Hi! (chuckles) Ohhhhhh You, you silly, silly, silly, you silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly Damien: Well you don't die easily, do you? Mark: Oh, I'll tell you what dies easily. Me! In horror games Warfstache: Why'd the music stop? Mark: Hmm? Wha? Damien: Hello? Mark: Hello? The Detective: You! Killed People! So many people! Damien: Who's there? Mark: I can't believe how quickly he put this together Like this is... really good YAH. HIYAH. HIYAH. HIYAH. Take that Warfstache! HIIIIYAH Okay. *reading* Shift to sprint. I'm running back to the cabin! *reading* I should investigate those voice first Yeah I don't know about that! Maybe, me am not want to do that! Hello? I love this, cause it's like an extended version What? No way... Hiyah! Ohhhhh Wait, lemme check this way first No, no, I'm gonna check this way Hello? Time for firewood. Hello? Here's Daim-y! What's over here? Oh! Hi. Oh! Wha-wait a minute! All right, let's move on. Cool. All right, YUMP Well good thing I collected the weird mannequin heads. Always like that Where is this leading us? There's a lot of environment here! There's a lot of really good stuff! How did he? How'd he make this so quickly... Do I got a leap over that? Do I gotta take a running yump? I can't yump... So I guess... *gasp* do I get to push this? WOOAAAHHH Really? This is a treat that can't be beat Thunk. Thunkus. Man, these are some strong vines! Thunkus Look at those physics, It's a thing of beauty! Anymore mannequin heads? Hello? Mann-u-quins? anymore mann-u-quin heads Hiyah! I love the, I love the speed of this axe! It's quite satisfying I gotta, I gotta admit! Even though things are obviously simplistic in this game, its, it's almost a meme for me to be Appreciative of the finer details of it I'm appreciating the finer details of it! Like it's it's not often that things are snappy like that I feel like there's gonna be some heads here. It's a weird thing to say Yeah, if there's like skulls in the next section, I I'm gonna have to replay through the game. I just am becau- whoooooooo Oh no Oh hi! Hey, how you doing? Oh what's up! WOAH! All right! Cooooool Good for you. Congratulations on whatever that was Good show. You know what's fascinating about this is it is like an extended cut because I actually wrote more stuff to be here and yet (chuckles) And yet... Here it is all coming out of Lixian's imagination. *reading* collect wood, you got it! HEYYY CELINE!!!! DUNK DUNK Hey- wha? Wha? Woa? Wha? Wha? Wha? Whaa? Ok... Guess I'll collect wood then! Celine! There's some weird stuff happening! Look, is your text in the top corner of your head weird? Mine's a little, acting funny Okay, anyways Celine I don't know... I don't know what's going on, okay HEYYYY I'M COMING IN! HA HA HA Ok, woah Ah the chimney. Alright I'm... coming in! Hello...? ok... HADUNK Mark: Don't slam door! Celine: Don't slam the door Damien Damien (mumbling): Uh huh, yeah, ok, yeah, sure I saw a flower today. Shouldn't be long now before... Spring. Celine and Damien: Or there's still a few more weeks of winter left and that flower will cold and alone... Celine: What are you muttering about? Damien: I heard... a voice today Mark: I also saw a ghost Celine: What? Mark: A demon Damien: I heard a voice. As clear as I'm hearing you. Celine: There's no one else in these woods, Damien Damien: But it sounded far away I should have followed the voice but it trailed off, and I had to get back with the firewood But... We have plenty of firewood... Celine: Damien there is no one else in these woods! If there WERE... I'm sure I would have run into them by now Damien (mumbling): I'm sure you would have run into them by now... Celine: You NEED to sleep. Are you staying up while I'm out? Damien: What? No! I'm fine, I'm not even tired What about you? Are you tired? You're always awake by the time I get back... Celine: I'm not a growing boy like you, little brother Damien: Oh, please you're older by 10 minutes Celine: Which is just long enough for me to be in charge So shut up and go to bed. Damien: That doesn't make you in charge. How does it make you the boss of me? Just be careful. I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy but... Whatever I heard out in those woods. It didn't sound too friendly Just be careful. Mark: You mean the thing that charged my face Celine: I can take care of myself Damien: Don't slam the door Mark: DoN't sLaM ThE DoOr Damien: You always need to be right Sometimes I'm right Sometimes I know things Mark: Sometimes I know things. Oh, sometimes I don't know things... most times I don't Ooh that's a lotta firewood *sigh* Anyway, am I thirsty now? Am I thirsty? I might be thirsty... I'm not thirsty? Hello You sure? *knock on the door* oooh oh hoh OOOOOH UH OHHHH UHHH OHHHHHH aWOAH! UH OHhH uh oh uh oh uh oh *footsteps outside* *knocks on the door* ohhh Okay... okay... hello? wha- You know what's fascinating is like... this This makes me realize I could have gone so much farther with the horror in Damien, which is what I wanted to do but I had such a limited amount of... Experience with the medium and a lot of things, but this is cool *quicker knocks on the door* Hi, yes. Hello. I'm here. Can I help you? Someone's a Grouchy Gus. Damien: How did I not notice this? Mark: I don't wanna! No i'm good! I don't need to check the mirror! The mirror's fine! What are you talking about? Looks good from where I'm standing! All mirror esc, and uh full of reflections! Yeah *reading* press E to check mirror. I don't know if- Damien: Why can't I see myself? Mark: I don't know, maybe... Distorted voice: You aren't quite feeling like yourself, are you? Mark: Hello This is cool This is REALLY cool Distorted voice: It's time to wake up, Damien Mark: Ohhh, *whispers* awesome Damien: What? Mark: I love this, my favorite moment of the whole, whole god damn thing Damien: This doesn't make sense! Mark: That's my favorite moment of the whole... whole goddamn thing Damien: Am I dreaming? (Mark: I love this.) Celine: Damien... Damien: Celine! Is that you!? Mark: I wonder, wait. Did he find the music? Did he find what music this was because... He did, didn't he... Okay actually, I've turned around so much I have no idea where forward is Damien: Celine! Mark: Celine? Oh wait. No, that's the point. Oh, that's so cool Celine: Damien! Damien: Celine! Where are you! Mark: Celine? Oh this is so cool! Celine (and whispering voice): Damien hurry! Mark: Am I going the right way? Am I going the wrong- is there? Damien: Celine! Mark: It's so cool. Oh it's so cool. Oh, he's done such a good job with this. Oh, it's so cool. oh Ooh. Oh that's not good Uh. Uh. Ohh Oh that's not good Oh Oh should I? Should I- I'm gonna fight you! NYAHH WHOOO Okay, maybe not fight. Maybe fight not. Maybe not the fight. Maybe don't do the fighting thing Fighting: Not the best idea. Okay. Here we go DUNK DUNK Okay. Okay. Keep moving, don't look back. Why do I always look back in horror games? I-i just don't kn-whOOOOOO Okay. Closer then I thought. Okay. All right, cool. I bet there's a pile of heads somewhere in here. I bet there is I bet there is! Oh, I bet I missed it! Oh, I probably missed it. Oh, I don't know what the pile of heads is for, or if it's for anything actually You still back there? Oh you so slow. He's so slow, you loser loser, big lose big loser Damien: I've never seen this lake before... Mark: Okay, I guess I gotta keep going then Heyyy... Woah! Woah! Woah! WOAAAH What the HELL Why are there- HEY! Oh. GOD! WHAT THE HELL That's so cool, that's so well done I mean I totally screwed it up, but man I love that we get a good view of that monsters taint on the way up, but man Yeah, I think I gotta like follow the path or something Ok... Ooh Ooh, AHH, OKAY I might be goofing something a little bit I think (when are you not mark) Just maybe? Get with me for just a second cuz I'm quite dumb Straight for it! No moving! Ho-Hoh there we go, okay, made it Oh god! It's really well done. This is well done. I mean it's obviously like Done quickly, but man, it's done well uh oh oh no not this again no, not this again ohh nooo uh ohhhhh Oh hi! Hey- Hey how you doin? The Actor: Damien, you are a hard man to find Ohhhhhh that's soooo Doh, that's so good. That's just so Goddamn good, that's so gosh-darn It's so good I literally Like That's just I I love it Thank you Thank you very much for making this I I I'm just like, I'm so tickled that I'm chuffed! Damien was such a passion project and If I could go back and take what I've learned now Like I would enhance it in the way that Lixian has enhanced it, but now you know You can get a little taste of some more horror to it. That's so cool I don't know what this the heads were about if that was an Easter Egg or if that was just a one-off thing man, I loved it. I really loved it. I want to give I want to give a thank you to Lixian right now You gave me a nice thank-you at the beginning of this So I'm going to give you a nice thank-you at the end of it Well, I mean you can decide if it's nice or not once I'm done with it, but first and foremost I have met a lot of talented hard-working people in my time on YouTube Not one of them Compares to the dedication the skill like the commitment and just the sheer speed at which you work It's stunning. I have no idea how you do it You have been helping me with My channel since almost the very beginning the first animation that I ever saw This is for people at home. The first animation that I ever saw someone make about my videos was Lixian's animation It blew me away. I had no idea that could even happen I didn't even know what like the format was but Lixian made it I reached out to him and ever since then he has made Landmark animations on my channel they are amazing They are part of the reason why I'm able to be here today Make no mistake. I would not be here My channel would not be nearly as big I would not have nearly as much success without you Lixian You are an integral part of this community You're an integral part of this channel and I am so grateful that you are not only helping me With editing videos and doing them better than I ever could but also taking the time out of your day to make this just for my birthday and to kick up a project that I- I was very passionate about and take it to like another level. That's stunning That's so crazy. Like damn you for being so talented. I just you know, I am I'm grateful I'm really really truly grateful and I never want to take your talent for granted. I never want to take your time for granted. I never want to take anything that you offer to me for granted because You deserve all the praise in the world for doing what you do And if everyone at home watching doesn't know, Lixian also makes videos on his channel LixianTV I I've been starting linking his channel in every video that he edits for me, which is the majority of them now and If you guys want to see who Lixian is, what kind of stuff he makes and just like follow him in his own capacity Go in the description click on that link to go to LixianTV and check out his stuff and please subscribe to him He's amazing and Lixian How dare you Improve on something that I thought couldn't be improved on! How dare you! how dare you But sincerely, thank you I'm very very fortunate to have you on my team and I Cannot thank you enough So, thank you and thank you everybody for watching at home and Thank the world. Thank Oxygen! oxygen is great. Everyone needs to thank oxygen. We wouldn't be here without oxygen So thank you. If you want to see the original Damien, you can check it out in the in the description. I'll link it and Yeah, just this is so cool this is so cool I can't express how cool this is But thank you and as always I will see you in the next video Buh Bye! (Thanks for reading my subtitles, BYE)
Game? Terrifying.
Mirror? Spoopy.
Markimoo? Actor.
Hotel? Trivago.