10 Minecraft Recipes only NOOBS would use

hey guys subscribe to our new comments to crafting channel for all your crafting needs it's an egg a stained glass you make an uncrafter today as we're covering 10 noob items that mojang should never add to minecraft as suggested by you such as an apple gold ingot yes you can eat it or how about this noob stick that will transform blocks nearby into worthless blocks we've got throwable rocks that's it that's all it does useless swords and whatever the heck a storm in a bottle is let's figure this one out to get together thanks ethan all right our first newbie item today is apple gold suggested by pixolo the kitty this is a very weird recipe you need a whole bunch of apples and a single gold ingot oh my gosh finally what is steel this stuff literally grows on trees to get your apple gold which apparently isn't too great for your health but you know that's very noob-like behavior when eating you lose two hearts instead of gaining them oh wow yo we literally just lost them some health uh bad news okay hold on a sec oh gosh yeah we all we just lost a bunch of health for that probably not wise to eat this only a noob would use this item right well it makes enough sense but hold on a second just how far down can we get our health right here i'll need another one okay cool so it looks like it only maxes out at losing a couple hearts there but jeez feed these to your friends that you you don't like wait why wouldn't you like your friend anyways let's just check out the next recipe huh okay good i got my hearts back at least that was weird number two here is camo lever this one was suggested by david lock tron quan i i i probably butchered that cool account okay so to make this we're going to need camo essence whatever that is and a lever to get camo lever um we'll probably figure out what camo essence is in just a little bit of time here but the camo lever i mean it looks exactly to be that it's practically invisible kind of reminds me of a lego imagine invisible legos all over the ground oh battlefield the camo lever blends in with grass blocks it could be used for some hidden redstone but a noob would forget where they placed it so hopefully we don't do exactly that right there you can right click to activate it so we're gonna put the camo levered wait what i don't understand can we oh yo we can go right through it oh and it just broke saddest story okay let's try this again if i were to ooh yo it's coming from the grass block and you can actually right click the top of it there you can kind of see a little bit of an outline boom just like that powered grass okay now apparently camo essence is found in caves so if you want to find some you got to go to the caves meanwhile hold on a second here's the cool part look there are a bunch of levers in here i don't know if you can actually tell well we kind of went through one of the blocks there you can tell based on if you like fall through the grass or not but at the end of the day there's no way to tell the difference between these if you have to place them near some other grass very useful oh boy it's breaking again very noob-like moving swiftly on we've got number three cloaking tnt man these are the coolest noob items i've ever seen suggested by ivy jim i think i said that right anyways to make you're gonna need five gun powder and four regular stone just like that to get camo tnt which is also very hard to see as well but once we place this thing down we should have a decent amount of fun on our hands now hold on a second cloaking tnt can be placed but it is barely visible it has to be activated manually only a new but high dangerous tnt that is hidden and manual at least it's kind of fun well so they say so yes there's a tnt right here you can barely barely make it out i think you guys can see i mean look oh yeah come together kind of tilted as well looks like it's ready to blow up at a moment's notice so let's try okay with any luck oh gosh definitely works certainly let's place that another yeah look at that you can barely see it oh my gosh these are like spy tools the best noobs in the world noobs that aren't noobs yeah now it's a little bit easier to see you can kind of make it right there a little bit better compared to the rest of them they placed out another one of these suckers right there bam and then bam and then run away oh gosh okay well i know what i'm gonna be bringing to my friend's house these are the noob items i gotta wonder what the pro items are going to be looking like especially on that other channel because subscribe to it hey number four the coal sword suggested by chuck elliott the cutest bird this world has ever seen look at all why making coal swords chuck anyways to make it you're going to need sticks and coal makes enough sense now apparently whenever you kill a mob with this coal sword you've got a chance at them actually dropping coal a noob might think that coal is good sword material but it just isn't sorry chuck i hate to break it to you on the bright side when used on mobs they'll give you coal so die that is not a what you are not a zombie you are a cow with some kind of identity disorder okay and look at that we got a coal for our trouble not exactly five stacks of coal but that's okay hey it's a start look we've already replenished everything it took to make this sword so basically acts as a weapon and essentially an infinite coal supply dude all my raw chickens they're gonna be fresh baby well i mean cooked not fresh i suppose if they were fresh to be raw but either way oh wow we got a cow head too that's sure now just don't stand on iron blocks you will light on fire why hey doesn't seem to be the case not a problem hey what am i the best yeah baby die oh oh gosh okay catch on fire after i killed the mob what kind of punishment is that well it makes sense probably shouldn't be using coal for weaponry the friction is going to cause it to light we'll spare the kitty cat for now nah just kidding you got to go little kitty oh i didn't mean to light you on fire i just meant for you to blow up there we go it's fine he has eight more lives anyways up next we've got number five the lazy totem suggested by dip days ooh how do you make this one oh a tone of them dying in a blue bed or i suppose any bad really to get your lazy totem interesting so what does a lazy totem do exactly and why is it so oh it's got z's on it i thought it had crazy hair or something i was like what is it what am i holding now the lazy totem is a powerful item to keep noobs alive when right clicked with hostile mobs nearby it will spawn in some protective iron golems to save your life can we let's see oh yeah yo the homies yo the best okay i don't know how long the iron golems last but can i just keep how many of these can i can i just keep right clicking yo oh my gosh so many yes too good oh my best friends finally guys i have people that care about me but i don't even have to pay them whoa i'm so happy you're kind of mostly sad now it doesn't work on passive mobs because that wouldn't make any sense oh look what are we bonding oh doesn't like me whatever you got where's my tnt you asked for this and i accidentally well now he's just worth it he still died meanwhile these guys are just hanging out for the rest of the video i guess up next we've got number six the noob stick suggested by g bros master on our log.zip fan discord server which you can join by checking out the description of today's video get off my hand anyways to make the noobs dick what you need four cactus for sand and some dirt and i guess that forms a a stick of some sort um science i suppose we're off to the forest because apparently you can use the noob stick to oh turn grass into sand wow oh fall worst day well playing tricks on me big tricks alert look at this tricks are for kids dude i'm just saying this is nastiness hold on why would oh yo i'm stuck someone let me out here yo i can literally just hold this down and we are gonna be able to turn this forest into a straight-up desert best day of my life alert yo fallen and can't get up hold on a second this is really cool now why would you want to turn a lush green landscape into desert well uh presumably because you're a noob of some sort it's a quite pointless device unless you happen to really like sand and honestly who likes sand it's just coarse and gets everywhere only a noob would want something like this so just in case you're wondering now remember all of these items were suggested by you guys the viewers so make sure you leave comments for your own noob or pro suggestions so you've got a chance at making things like number seven throwable rocks suggested by i feel like i said something bad right there just grab a stone and then you get a throwable rock yo sick hold on can we eat well i mean i could i guess i could throw it like that but anyways the throwable stone is one of the cheapest worst weapons only a noob would be dumb enough to make this item stupid it only does a small damage on when dropped on mob so oh yo legit you throw it at the mob and then now wait a second does it if it's right ah okay so it does a little bit of damage hey that does more damage than regular stone does so i don't know i think i'd like to keep these pebbles on me at all times now apparently it's terrible versus hostile mobs oh gosh yeah it doesn't appear to be terrible against hostile mobs you're dealing some massive damage just by existing dude this is not terrible at all i'm not sure if i'm doing the pro the pro recipes right now or not because this is just this is madness get away from me you're not even attractive come on stop stop stop see sometimes it does damage and then other times you just gotta throw a whole mess of stones at him can we just thank you yeah now now we had to use a whole bunch on that one yeah well your results may vary i guess it depends on how good of an arm you've got there sorry it's not gonna work out next is the unchicken so hungry anyways this was suggested by eric bro 26 great year anyways we've got raw chicken to get an an chicken looks more like a drumstick but i'm not gonna ask any questions now uncheck when you eat it your hunger bar goes down instead of up the end chicken makes your hunger bar go down when eating okay so i'm a hungry boy very hungry apparently just lost a bunch of hearts for that as well whoa it doesn't like me it hurt me now eating raw chicken is noobish enough but un-chicken you'd have to be a real noob to get your hands on this so look oh my gosh hold on we just got oh wow we just lost so much hunger for that oh my gosh yo stay away from this dude how many of these would i have to eat to get all the way down to zero hunger hold on a second okay so it doesn't appear to be and oh that time it didn't affect me i guess it's just like regular raw chicken your results may vary from time to time i guess when used in combination with other food you've got a very yeah there it goes oh my gosh wow yo oh wow yo you got to just keep eating it just to barely keep up hold on a second it is just going nuts on me oh my gosh i'm almost entirely out of hungry keep eating the unchecked head i think we might be able to beat it out if we're lucky and yo sick okay i still lost my hunger well that's what we got beef for up next we've got number nine the storm bottle suggested by mystic ark these are the best noob items i've ever seen wow i don't know how many knew they're gonna be able to get another star but you need that alongside four water bottles and four bottles of enchanting in order to make your storm bottle very curious as to what this one's all about i wonder if there's a storm inside right now it looks like some leftover scraps from dad's garage hmm i guess we'll find out in due time it summons lightning and rain well hold on a second the storm bottle is a volatile item can be placed in the world if the block below gets broken then it will shatter releasing the trapped storm dude very cool you'd have to be a noob to store something so dangerous in a bottle so why don't we go ahead and just uh wow yeah no kidding it instantly turned to storm wow yo and it's like a nutty storm it's one of those crazy thunderstorms good thing we got a button to literally clear the weather so i'm gonna place one more like that yeah hold on at a distance wow yo this is the best oh my gosh i want to like add this to like a server or something i could very easily see this being like a real thing and by by that i mean never at all this will never come to minecraft but hey one can dream oh now before we get to our final noob item i'd like to remind you once again that right now on the comments the crafting channel you can find some awesome pro items to complement all of these new items so go check out that channel right after number 10 the useless sword suggested by godzilla wow a big fan good to know that you're watching as well to make the useless sword you need two sticks okay hey makes enough sense okay so what does this sword do well it's the apex of noobish items first of all they don't come much worse than this when used this sword falls back into the recipe it was made from okay let me see i just got two sticks instantly that's so sad oh my gosh hold on can i make it again get away from me count so yeah if you plan on using this weapon i would recommend getting a whole bunch of them in return because look at this and i guess we get jump boost after we use it makes perfect sense yo we have so many sticks may as well keep using the sticks to attack instead it seems to be more potent they just don't stick together well [Music] anyways check out our pro items let us know what other items we should add to minecraft in the comments section below thanks for watching

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Id: 87kUi5vvAk8

Length: 14min 27sec (867 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 19 2020