DON'T PLAY THIS GAME | Welcome To The Game 2 - Part 1

hi hello hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to welcome to the game hi everybody big warning before we get started as with the first game there was a lot of flashing lights flashing colors so big epilepsy warning and my god is this music at the beginning of this game so damn hype but i'm excited about this game i mean i don't know if it's actually going to be a good game because the last game was a little bit i don't know tedious to say the least but this one should prove to be a little bit more uh on the nose so if you guys are ready i'm ready but once again like i said people are just joining me because this is done live at first but uh big epilepsy warning also there's a weird little option that says nudity yes no and i've checked no to the nudity so i'm sorry if you were looking for some sweet nudes in this one you missed out on the calendar and you're gonna miss out on this game so hi everybody let's get to it i don't know what to expect oh hey okay all right well see ya guess i'm going to go up into the sky all right this game is hard i would absolutely believe that 100 because the last game was pretty hard too you are clint edwards an investigative reporter for one of the leading online news sites you're investigating the mysterious disappearances murders related to the deep web you're deep in your case and about to make a breakthrough but then you get a call from someone least expected pro tip disconnecting from a network will prevent you from being hacked tracked by the police why would i be track why would i be tracked by the police i don't think i why would why would that be a thing all right am i loading or is this is this a loading screen oh okay 2016. call log through okay i guess i'm not reading that uh oh adam no wait what what am i working with here huh i can't leave yet can i read that no okay i guess i gotta talk to adam adam hey what's up i heard you were looking for me uh-huh check this out it might help you on your case uh-huh yeah what are we looking for what are you talking about check this out oh okay notes this is what we just went live and it's trending on the back channels i've been moderating for the past hour and every so often a different girl shows up asking for help they think they are streaming to their face page but it seems that people holding them are rerouting their stream to this platform they might be cutting off all cellular data except for their face page at least that's what i think they are doing it seems to be some sort of voting platform the viewers seem to be taking votes for something i guess it's not good well you don't know that you could be wrong also your your subtitling is way way behind your actual speech patterns there all right i don't know what you could you could assume that a website by the name of dead or not you know it could be good oh wait oh oh no here comes the new girl oh how do you know how do you know oh oh my name is amelia lewis someone is kidnapped me i don't know where the [ __ ] i am it's it's dark and freezing i think there's blood on the floor hmm not a lot of people seem to want to vote for not i'm a shadow web i was just researching something and i found this cult called the the prey i think um i don't know what happened after that i i just saw these these [ __ ] up images and these men in masks and then i woke up here hello i need to hide i'm sorry i just getting on the shadow web is a task on its own the shadow web is a whole level of the deep web it requires special software which is not easy to get she mentioned the prey which is interesting because they mostly operate on the normal deep web i have a feeling that she might have stumbled across something more sinister and they're using the prey as a front oh really yeah okay all right something even more sinister in the shadow web than the prey all right the reason the reason i laughed at that is just because the first instinct you have when you hear womb is not hello huh is someone there when you hear whom you go and run at the opposite direction as fast as you can because that can't be good it just it's not good no matter what you do oh well she's back i don't know he saw me but it's definitely them he was wearing the same mask i don't know how the [ __ ] they got to me but they did they did that they did that did that they got to you okay all right well it's coming please hurry my battery's dying it seems familiar just like you she might have dug a little too deep and caught the attention of some twisted individuals she keeps on mentioning men in masks which reminds me of a document i read a while back you're more of a cult no one really knows their official name online we refer them to as noir i'll send you that document to your desktop amelia seems to have a great deal of information it could be a huge resource to your investigation mm-hmm let me see if i can source up the shadow web tunnels you still have across okay whatever you say man what do you say adam i'm here to support you i'm here to support adam also who is adam how do i know adam and why is adam helping me and why is their name noir why does it seem like uh what what was his uh uh uh some the precursor to simalacra this seems a lot like that too oh [Laughter] i'm sorry i think he's gone yeah okay yeah jump scare oh there it is that's that sound hmm i don't know what the [ __ ] is happening i'm in some kind of warehouse or facility i don't know there are [ __ ] maniacs here please they haven't gotten to me yet but if they do please tell my parents i love them and i'm sorry i'm sorry i don't mean to laugh okay i managed to source up the tunnel place it on your desktop unlocking this should reveal the location of where she's being held okay oh my god was so funny just adam just nonchalantly after everything that happened like just like tell my parents i love them okay all right i managed to source up a tunnel i'm sorry i shouldn't be laughing at this but god damn it it's fun acting okay what am i doing noir tunnel ah something seems suspicious about this icon right here is locked using a shadow web encryption key the key will be broken down to eight different hashes you must explore the deep web and find these hashes of course the hidden hash will look like this is that is that a is that what i'm supposed to can i write that down it's gone it's just gone okay so if you were to find a cache that begins with the number one it will be the first sequence in the master key uh-huh okay so it's a lot like the first game you need to go around you get hashes you write them down in your notepad could be hidden anywhere on a page why is that a balsa be sure to check the page thoroughly hover your mouse over everything and see if we'll activate a hidden hot zone i would even check the page's source code if i were you another great deep web some pages will only be available during a certain time window so if you come across a page that is down be sure to check back later [Laughter] okay good luck thanks adam thanks bro thanks man you have a good day i'm gonna go off and die on the deep web all right see you dude you have a fun time all right let's read these documents um intercept cable run zero numbers [ __ ] attention precinct 64 tactical pockets of illegal activity have begun to appear over a monitored deep web nodes be on the lookout for increased traffic in your networks in accordance with the department's new cyber crime initiative warrants for forced entry will be given expedited approval ccu will be filtering deep web activity based on a heat map data of illegal sites visited in attempts of felonious activity further investigation will be conducted on the proposed suspects and a warrant issued if found necessary investigators also concluded that individuals who constantly switch networks are not traceable okay use of force and disorienting devices permitted well i don't know about that one you should probably shouldn't just run in guns blazing but what do i know all right let's see intercept cable lucas kumiegov 34 poland lucas served six years in the polish land forces before recruitment into the jw grom where he further served an additional seven years lucasian made the transition into the aw before his disappearance it was later discovered that kumiga had been receiving payment for polish government secrets involving operations with the us via cryptocurrency through transfer services on the deep web once an investigation had been opened it was soon learned that lucas had been responsible for illegal torture and other violent war crimes kumiga was terminated from the aw and charged with treason upon being charged kumiga fled poland and is believed to be providing contract killing services through his deep web contracts intelligence has yet to be able to provide a location of lucas gumiega though field agents have been attempting to connect reports of seemingly random homicides involving 4th century with fatal gunshot wounds to the head and fatal gunshots wounded to the head through the victim's front door a very small number of reports believed to be the cia to be the same killer have surfaced from individuals who have managed to hide while the attacker entered their homes grabbing a ball man in a suit hit man while the cia has reasons to believe this man is lucas cumiego the reports are not from locations all over the world and yet to be connected to one place of origin okay all right so i'm gonna be shot if i look through my door probably through the peephole i'm gonna be shot right through the head which would be great noir it doesn't matter who i tell or what i say no one believes me and i know they will find this and delete this the government will deny that noir exist to keep simple minds at ease but i know the truth i just hope one illuminated mind seizes before it's too late i know they're gonna kill me i've read how they do it and it's happening to me now the phantoms appearing in the corner of your eye only to vanish into the darkness letting you know that you've been chosen if you find your vows looking over your shoulder do not linger in the dark they will find you if you approach a man in a ghostly mask run and hide if you don't you are in their trap and you are already dead i heard if you turn away from them and show your back count from 30 they disappear wait wait a minute wait hello what kind of supernatural [ __ ] is this breather okay breather december 3rd police respond to a call reporting a man wearing a hoodie in what appears to be a surgical mascot during a alleyway followed by pounding sounds and screams as describing by the caller investigators found the body of 27 year old charles roberts dead inside a building attached to the alley the case detective reports roberts tried to escape by hiding in the billy's back entryway but damage to the door and clear signs of struggle inside the building suggests the attacker managed to kick in the door and overtake roberts the coroner report the coroner report reveals that the victim has suffered 13 stab wounds to the abdomen and neck okay zone one you guys hear that i heard that i'm hearing that you guys hear that oh boy instructions oh no stop the green sliding blocks in the red dots okay easy enough test hack let's try this bad boy oh okay i'm ready i'm ready oh i see okay oh i did it i'm the best i'm the goddamn best in the world so these are all the different uh ways that i can get hacked you must memorize and repeat the sequences like this oh okay let's try this one easy enough that's a lot of this game it's going to be just like hacking games one zero easy peasy i'm the best okay easy enough got this stack pusher all right you'll be presented with a stat grip to successfully defend you must stack overflow attack using security passed over the popper node you hear that you guys hear that hang on let me turn up the volume for you just because like the uh the the beginning of it was loud because of the music but now everything's like subtle and i don't like it you guys seen this range okay all right okay all right then overall strategy is the swiftly pushing the node stacks closer to the popper node okay all right um sure i'm not 100 sure successful push what what maybe maybe i'm a goddamn fool oh boy what wha what what i don't i don't understand this at all what the hell is this one supposed to be oh i see okay so that allows it to go closer oh okay all right then easy enough and the last one is node hexer the node hexer tool you'll be presented with networking nodes currently associated with your connection these networking nodes will constantly change the node network will look like this oh my god alpha node beta node solve the connect the corrupted nodes oh my god i don't know how to do this initiate a connection node you must hover your mouse over the connection protocols inside the nodes click on the direction if you want the node to connect to what what why you must you're pre-allocated no you're pre-allocated with the current amount of time to solve the node network each connection you make to the crop will give you extra time okay all right okay i guess [Music] okay so okay so it must it's supposed to alternate like different is that what it's supposed to do oh well i'm well all right okay i'm sorry okay all right sorry i wasn't ready i didn't know which one i was supposed to click clack that's not what i wanted all right whatever it's just can i please there we go this is real sticky that's real sticky that's real stick stacky did i do it did i dunz it what what the [ __ ] did i get it why didn't i get it which is just a bunch of all right fine let's try that let's try that let's try that let's try that let's try that that that and that okay do i keep going what do i do get out of here what the freaking hell how do i i'm not stupid i'm i might be stupid well i'm i might be incredibly no that's not what i wanted go go go i don't know so it does have to alternate it does right it does have to alternate i'm gonna why is this see see how this doesn't oh my god are you kidding me this control is [ __ ] this controls [ __ ] hang on no that's not what i wanted there we go hang on wait no i'm not this bad shut up i'm fine this is so stupid okay here we go no that yes that and then that and that and then that and then sure let's go that okay i think that's what i'm supposed to do oh oh well i just i was just done oh my god hello friend how are you doing all right let's do this whatever this is oh this is easy nope [ __ ] oh no my weakness it it's so it's rather difficult to get it no it's it is surprisingly difficult to get surprisingly difficult it's it's you can't click on them you can't you can't click on them you can't click this it won't let you click on them how can you hack not do when you can't click on oh they stole my money okay i don't like that one all right let's start the goddamn game and get on the goddamn internet and apparently they can steal your notes which is [ __ ] but let's just get into the game cause this is [ __ ] all right where are we going baby where we going let's go surf the internet let's do this bad thing let's okay well real slow all right real soon how do i look behind me by the way how do i wait how do i how do i oh there we are okay all right how do i get up can i get up welp oh there i am oh it's free roam it's like the joy of creation up hmm peculiar very strange i don't like it can i i gotta take a mean whiz why oh i'm just hiding in there peek-a-boo peek-a-boo peek-a-boo oh wait my oh the mic the mic oh no one's here by the way this game picks up my mic so if i'm talking and jabbering and flabber babbin while there's an enemy in my apartment i'm kind of [ __ ] i'm gonna be a little [ __ ] okay all right then well where am i supposed to really okay all right then all right sure whoa it's pee-pee poop anybody there okay all right i'm not about to be shot perfect can i go outside oh hello well this is bizarre didn't expect me to be free roman but here i is hello neighbor neighbor neighbor neighbor never never never never okay oh it keeps going okay okay so i think i'm wasn't i 806 oh [ __ ] god damn it why are there why are there so many minigames hide me oh okay all right why are there so many minigames in this why is it so expensive how the frick are you supposed to win oh no why are there children's drawings on the ground can i get to the roof why why would there be why is there maintenance on every floor this is incredible oh boy okay all right i can't go out there all right fine then i know i shouldn't be exploring before i actually try to like dive into the the the internet in the first place but man this is this is weird i don't even why am i am i supposed to like run away from someone through the hallways and then somehow make my way back to my own house my own apartment and then you know try to live i don't know man i don't know this just seems like a death trap why would i come up here why don't i come is this it for realism oh no i don't know i don't know i don't know all right i don't even remember what floor i was on it wasn't this one it was one with the maintenance store i think it was right here let's just get back to the computer because there's far too much here to worry about oh we're gonna die we're gonna die you don't win yeah pretty sure yeah pretty sure not gonna win yeah okay wait wasn't this my no here we go all right this one's mine let me just lock the door no one will be able to get in now right what else we got here seize date 2016. all right couple thumb drives got flashlight audio recorder can't use that all right why do i have a balcony why do i need a goddamn balcony oh this torch does nothing ooh fire escape okay oh i guess i can leave oh man i don't like that i don't like that at all all right okay enough enough enough fiddle [ __ ] around we gotta get onto the internet and we gotta die horribly can i at least lock my balcony door why do none of my doors have locks that need the locks all right whatever we're good we're good we're good can i read this now there we go multiple calls from unknown caller cellular network heavy breathing only always a call at 10 pm through the voip via voice over ip the night of the incidents who's adam you good good good good question good question who what the hell what what what's is that my wi-fi i don't know whatever let's just get back on the computer we got this i think can i nope apparently i cannot okay let me sit take a [ __ ] here hmm oh there we go oh that's my computer oh it's tiny that's adorable okay unable to connect let's do this refresh no hmm well that don't seem right adam's twitter what is my internet out what oh i didn't i'm just connected to the internet why do you want to hack me so badly oh god here we go okay whatever shut up all right you're not gonna take my money this time oh easy easy peasy i got this one nope miss hoop okay got that one oh [ __ ] yeah oh hack blocked your ass all right here we go let's try this again the web pro something tells me this guy adam ain't no web pro and something tells me that adam is gonna end up dead bro i don't have a i don't have a login is this actually wait is this like a real working twitter i bet it is i bet it oh look it is oh my god there whoa [ __ ] are they gonna [ __ ] with my game ah they're probably gonna [ __ ] with my game there they're probably gonna [ __ ] with my game they're probably gonna hmm [Music] weird as weird as in the game because it's not that bad but him a little weird well let's see what's going on uh uh-oh well that's not good oh kim kardashian ooh fortnite carrie underwood all right well i'm just gonna go back to my home page here okay here we go deep web fresh new links great okay all right happy family i like that that's good let's go to happy family all right okay unable to connect oh um okay okey-dokey let me just pick it up all right i think i just gotta go restart the power let me check what apartment number i am again 803 great i'm not dead yet i'm not dead yet and i don't see the microphone symbol so i'm assuming i'm assuming i just gotta pop this bad boy back in there pop this bad boy back in here all right 803. here we go all right okay all right we're fine everything's fine everything's good everything is fine everything's fine everybody everything's so unbelievably fine all right all right let's get back to it like nothing ever happened like like nothing ever happened like like nothing happened like like not a damn thing happened all right let's try this bab oh i gotta connect to the internet again okay all right we're good let's just go into it like nothing happened okay oh still no internet that's weird oh wait no that's because i was on that weird site that wasn't working all right well let's try this again all right ave satan sure let's go there that's a community who like to exchange stds okay that doesn't work all right that one don't work that's no good see the thing is i don't know in the first game there was a bunch of instances where like websites were only available at certain times so i don't know when what's available when but whatever let's just try to ooh excellent hello baby welcome back hey how's it going if you're new here we are a safe place for your men and women looking for a bug or looking group [ __ ] that's no good and no bueno all right gotta check everything join now you know i want to you you know i do you know i do cause like with this game in the first game it was so unbelievably hard because you just have to nice butts nice but oh tell us about you and mail uh uh uh loves loves demaids you know me loves demaids at std.com all right what are you looking for well well you know me so well all right why do you want to join i really want aids that's it all right submit that bad boy all right good i feel good about myself you guys feel good about this sure sure do all right let's well [ __ ] um that's a problem leave lee let's leave bad things are gonna happen guys oh [ __ ] wait would this have no it wouldn't maybe i don't know man there's so much [ __ ] store store what do you have injectable syringe of gonorrhea gonorrhea oh no oh god that's a horrible spit semen ooh [Laughter] i don't want to click on any of that nope bad bad very bad no not good that's what you would call not good no not good i think i'm gonna vomit all right bug chasing hard to believe you are here and don't know if that's okay that's okay sweetie okay um not seeing any clickables here my entire time wasted here okay i didn't want to be here in the first place i'm audi i'm just audi i'm i'm outy if there even is a code in that one i ain't gonna find it i ain't gonna find it cleaning let's just hang on listen my gut [ __ ] pills all right white supremacy site no description really need to do share your genitals might want to avoid this okay all right the granddaddy nope just a whole lot of nope nope happy family let's go to happy family i'll go to father donald later i think final fa final daughter father donald last time was it was one i hate how long it takes to is there a way to increase my web surfing speed i know there's like a store maybe i should visit the store i only got seven dollars so it's not like i can buy a lot but let's see i forgot to mention about dos coin das coin is a crypto no oh [ __ ] i was just trying to move the uh all right dos coin is a cryptocurrency used on the deep web you will need dot coin to purchase upgrades and items to help you on your way if you look at the top left corner of your screen this is how much dash coin you currently have to help you out a little bit there you go i went ahead and purchased you a remote vpn thank you i don't know what that means vpn is a device that generates you dasgoing during a certain period of time hackers will rent these devices from you to do their needs depending on the location you place it at will determine the amount of dos coin you generate so be sure to place it at a good location here what's that complex you can see what it generates under the dos coin menu by clicking on the dos coin logo now any hardware item you purchase from the shadow market will be delivered via deep web drone to your dead drop location this is where your remote vpn is now located to get there simply exit the lobby once you have picked up the package the items will be available to you in your apartment so be sure to look around your apartment when you get back from the dead drop oh okay that's about it that's not right don't like that don't like that no remote vpn's active okay let's go make some money let's go make some i'm gonna hide it again let's go make some money let's make some money everybody let's make some goddamn money that's what this must be right that's what this must be right it must be okay so there's gotta be a good oh what the [ __ ] i am dead hello hi ow my gut hey whoa hey whoa hey excuse me sir excuse me what did i do [Music] what did i do [Music] what did i do no what did i do oh my god how what was the sign for that was it the tax was it the garbo text huh [Music] all right i didn't hear that what was that i was getting off the computer i was i was in the process i was in the process of getting off the computer what did i do wrong all right anyway yeah listen for sound thank you i don't know what the sounds are in this game excuse you i don't know everything that you think i know my brain is empty all right so we just need to hang up on we're going to go put this bad boy wi-fi dongle no get off and shut up go away all right we're going to get up we're going to take this bad boy and we're going to place it somewhere let's see let's go to the roof let's go to the roof there's got to be a there's got to be a good one on the roof right right we've got to be change the wi-fi i don't know about that i don't know i don't think so that seems oh well all right then i guess we're here now can i break into your apartment excuse me would you like a vpn i'm pretty sure this is how vpns work probably how about out on my patio that seems good let's go right there anybody want to use my vpn poink all right i don't know what that did but i'm assuming it was good all right let's see here let's let's change the y free wi-fi no virus that doesn't seem right no vpn's activated what but i but i thought but i thought for true wait how do i activate my vpns that doesn't make any sense at all this doesn't make any sense at all ah oh all right fine i forgot to mention about dos coin das coin is a cryptocurrency used in a deep web you will need das coin to purchase upgrades and items to help shut up we know this top left corner of your screen shut up i know this vpn is a device shut up i know that okay so let's get to free wifi hmm okay this one i like that i like that okay vpn level one key q oh ah that's handy that's pretty much the only way that i'm ever gonna win all right bam i can break some wi-fi's that's gonna be good for me because if i keep connecting to wi-fi's and being all stupid then i'm gonna die right sorry you couldn't see that but they're good jane's wi-fi i will as soon as i can break into him i will i promise promise upon pinkies you got go to the lobby i don't have anything yet i gotta wait for this this is all installing this isn't part of the shadow market the shadow market's different okay wait did i just put my wi-fi dongle outside that wasn't my vpn was it does my wi-fi that was my wi-fi uncle i just put my wi-fi don't go out on the patio oh oops my bad oh well what do you what what can you do about it what can you do ah who knows what is noir tunnel oh i don't have that yet okay all right then well i'm sure that's gonna do a lot of good out there let's just disconnect to that all right is this my is this my vpn or where's my vpn where did you put me is it in the lobby is it in the lobby you guys you guys have probably been yelling at me about that but it's probably in the lobby i got it don't worry don't worry guys i got this i'm going to the lobby let's all go to the lobby ah i see that's why he sent me a free one so that i could make some mons and if i can make some mons i'm gonna do good no one's gonna get me jesus oh i guess i was on the eighth floor good god this seems like a huge waste of time lock my i didn't lock my door oh [ __ ] well the [ __ ] all right well too late for that all right how do i get to the lobby lobby lobby lobby lobby lobby because it's so far do i package for moi hello uh oh this don't seem good hello i don't like this coffee doughnut can i hack into your computer please oh system locked but i can't do anything about that okay someday i'll actually be good at hacking but today is not that day hello package for moi anything i oh i'm outside now oh oh the future is now wowie wowie wow okay uh i guess that's good where is this what the well this is why did i just go into this horrible closet i don't understand what is happening where'd the door go i didn't pick up the flashlight i've done so much wrong oh i'm here now okay all right everything's fine everything's fine can i use the elevator does the elevator work i don't want to climb the stairs i don't need that much exercise please let me [Laughter] noise noise noise noise yeah i know okay i got the vpn so that's probably available up in my thing so i can start making some dogecoin that's gonna be good for me it's gonna be good for me you guys you guys are worried about this but it's gonna be good for me it's gonna be good watch out for stream snipers yeah i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure this is like the epitome of places for which width to with which to stream snipe i don't remember what floor okay i'm thinking it's gonna be this one uh boosky a habooski wait floor good god man going outside for that [ __ ] is gonna take forever if we have drone technology they could just fly it into my alley they could just fly it up to my room ugh all right whatever it's fine i don't think anybody knows i'm onto them yet so i don't think they're going to be coming after me it's 803. all right anybody break in here am i steal my [ __ ] lock anybody okay i've got where where is it where's my vpn didn't i cold cold cold hot cold where's my vpn this is my vpn ah okay all right then i've got a vpn so what do i do with sad vipin hmm what do i do with it do i got to go out again hello i locked it hello does anybody want a flippin i've got a weapon i don't know stop saying i'm screwed i'm not screwed there's no one after me yet let me go up to the roof i don't think i can get to the roof i'm gonna try i don't know what this is gonna do for me hello no okay all right then uh could have shoulda woulda yeah could have shoot it with a lot of things i could have shoulda would have like learned how to play this game before i started this but okay all right then i got that up there no one's going to suspect a thing people are just going to think it's a key bad to get up onto the roof and then they're like no it doesn't work oh well i'm gonna pass on moves you on all right well now that we got our vpn hopefully that's gonna make us some money and then we're not gonna stay on the same wi-fi for too long because that's how the police get you i don't know what this i don't know why anyone would want to like assassinate me just yet but you know say lobby i guess all right so let's see if that's actually working habush okay i'm making money oh you can't see hang on wait watch this boom baby look at my money oh yeah look at my money climbing up oh hell yeah is there any way to upgrade that because that is slow going that's slow going there's got to be like um okay all right i think we're fine okay all right let's connect to one of these bad boys okay initializing all right uh this help help okay select which cracker you would like to use okay let's look wep wep uh that oh oh oh my god this is gonna be impossible how do you do this okay all right um okay oh my god uh uh okay my goodness okay probe no probe let's see and valid use a probe okay so i need to sk let's just scan scanning anything no good god this game would take like hours and hours of like methodical bullshitting okay so we've got the wi-fi id we've got the bsid which is actually what we need to put into the thing channel 7 power 70 okay what was the what was the layout again you need to do you need to probe it start port end port how do you find how do you find the ports oh one to a thousand okay all right okay okay probe bs id is i wish i could make this bigger there we go there we go okay probe uh whoa what the [ __ ] hiding hiding yet okay i think we're okay i think we're fine i think we're fine that was just a random gunshot there was just someone you know just oh la dee da i shouldn't look in here okay we're fine we're fine apparently okay all right all right then you know what yeah i i think i'll figure this out later because i don't even understand what's going on here i don't want to know you know i don't want to know i'll just take the free wi-fi i'll figure out the le the rest of it later i guess all right let's just go on the internet huh do that wait oh i'm still making money okay all right okay all right okay let's just we're gonna connect to the internet and we're just gonna hope for the best because that's that's all we can hope for here let's go homepage don't like it don't like it don't like it and i still gotta wonder if the developers are gonna try to try to bathroom cams no thank you all right fortune cookie tester [ __ ] you i wanna go to [ __ ] you yeah let me go to [ __ ] you all right hang on gotta find out what [ __ ] you's all about why can't i make this there we go whoa too big okay that doesn't work can't go to [ __ ] you it said fuggy to me and shut the door all right man sky break was not worth it if i don't even know how to use it okay come on come come on come on uh milk supply storefront for breast milk um no no no i'm not gonna go there um your data all right your data um the door is locked it is locked i think i'm pretty sure all right none of these goddamn websites work not a goddamn one of these goddamn websites are gonna work i i know i i wanna hack the wi-fi but it's just i'm very scared hot burners all right let's try that there sure are a lot of satanism worship sites that's a problem probably unable to connect god not a single one of these work not a single one of these work and my wifi is so slow my internet is garbage all right after this next one i'm gonna change the the the just random gibberish okay thanks for visiting oh sure why not uh shut the door the door is shut stop you're making me paranoid thanks for visiting oh that's nice nice bear don't talk to me is there going to be notes here to take i'll take some notes if you want me to what does that circle mean don't talk to me that way chantelle okay all right i don't know what this website is i don't know what this website is oh thanks okay is there's gotta be like a secret here there's gotta be one of these in here that actually does something right it wouldn't just be a freaking bear and a t-shirt tell me to not talk to me that way it's gotta be stop no i'm gonna get swatted i'm gonna get swatted was that a thing i don't know if that was a thing i don't wanna share my genitals okay hang on wait okay none of these slide wait slide wait slide we're going to a different place i don't know if it's going to be a good place but we're going to a different place you should leave i don't know baby shrimp i don't want to leave i'm going deep oh shrimp choose your shrimp wisely i don't know i choose this shrimp damn it no but it was doing so good okay i can go back to the baby shrimp good god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die all right wait let's leave it here hang on we're gonna go hey let's disconnect from this let's disconnect just disconnect okay we're gonna change it because i got bad field i've got a bad feeling about my wi-fi hang on let's change this up all right give me that give give give give you give to me give to me open up open up okay put this over by the bed let's get a different free wi-fi perfect easy peasy oh wait no perfect perfect there we go okay all right let's try this again the baby shrimp duty all right baby shrimp we got this can i like favorite this one yeah i can right let's favorite that one we're going to stick it baby shrimp all right choose your shrimp what do you guys think this shrimp posture did i do good oh oh wait if you want to have good posture and everyone does here's some helpful posture do i sit tall with flat feet on the floor do i sit with my buttocks against the lower back of my chair no hold my head up high and keep my chin up marianne at style i don't like that walk with my legs closer swinging them from the hip joints walk letting my heel hit the ground why not very very good very good very good very good very very good everybody we're very good we did very good we did very good ah evil monster i don't know what that is i don't know what i want to do door what about the door why are you guys talking about the door i don't want to go to the door what's with the door what's going on with the door did i lock the door huh check on the door okay everything's fine don't tell me you're talking about that door okay everything's fine everything's fine you guys are making me paranoid it is locked it is the mystery of the evil monster by toby hebelman once upon a time there was an ugly man he lived in caves he was half man and half monster and he ate gorillas for food when he was hungry when he was three he was very nice but when he turned 12 he turned into a monster his name is the purple caveman monster but he also is an alien his home plan is called ook pop he has a rocket ship and it can go 9 million miles a day then he went to earth thursday in 1983 he landed in a lake inside forest and his ship sink any of these clickable probably one of you is clickable i know one of you is going to be clickable oh i know it i'm shocked i haven't been hacked yet see landed inside the legs and you saw a man named the president the president fainted but he was under a spell before he was fully under the spell he whispered wait he whispered to the purple caveman monster told him he was under the control of wizard but it wasn't a wizard it was just that he was scared of the purple caveman monster's ship crashing in front of him so when the president got angry for that he shot a laser at him but the president dodged it the end what what it is locked don't click here well you know um don't click there fake main but this says fake main don't talk to me what wait no wait [Music] but wait oh the door is locked guys the door is locked i swear i swear upon a star okay so what does this lead to it just leads back into a circle check the door nah nah it's fine there's no one there you guys are all scared go go go go go go go go go go go okay i think we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine everything's fine who's there come face me fight me i'm here find me face me kill me i'm here okay fine then you can't lock the back door you can't lock the back door okay and let me prove something to you this is locked it's locked look it's it can't open it cause it's locked no one here okay we're fine totally fine okay everything's fine you guys are worried about nothing you guys are worried over nothing you guys are worried over nothing it ain't nothing and they ain't nothing to worry about okay all right don't click here but what about here creepy we're going to creepy yay okay oh boy that's funny face i don't know if i want face oh oh boy all right sure thing here we go here we go oh no back to baby shrimp no no but i did so good but i was doing so good i gotta change my wi-fi okay all right let's disconnect from that one let's go get more free wi-fi so we don't get swooted all right ah son of a tit let's have a tet all right there we go all right who's got the freebies tp link good okay all right let's go back to uh where's our favorites thanks for visiting we go here baby shrimp yeah that's right yeah you guys are worried over every little thing and i don't think we need to be worried about over every little thing see i don't know they all go to index or is it like is it like uh because i found one that went somewhere but i don't know if that somewhere was good or not yeah well this isn't baby shrimp there's baby shrimp because this one went to posture and i don't know if posture is where i want to go because everything else is seems to go the place there was that fake main it did say it said fake main so maybe there's something else about fake main that doesn't that's not the same as it was before you know what i mean so if i go back here if i click on this again go to evil monster go to the end then there's gotta be a way man i'm diving deep into just this one little thing and i'm like i don't think i'm in imminent danger yet because before before it wasn't until you get like four codes that things turn real bad for you so i'm thinking that hopefully okay if i go here it goes to fake main yeah yeah that makes sense it's just trying to tickle the ball a little bit about it but there's gotta be like okay it's gotta be it was a clever ruse got it got it i'm nailing this i am nailing this i'm nailing this okay twas it oh oh okay but well there's no not slide oh i don't want to go to slide i keep going to the slide you should leave i just go back why do i gotta go back to that [ __ ] and that's not a slide is it it's fine okay so that was that one there's got to be something else here right oh my god oh oh index [ __ ] oh god damn it i'm gonna die i'm gonna die that's how i die as i die this is how i die inside i can only just look around okay all right well then okay everything's fine don't worry about it don't worry about it guys three face is this gonna go back to face none of these go anywhere it's all just a big [ __ ] okay there's something on this face besides enter it's nothing it's nothing there's gotta be something in my face okay all right it's fine i don't know there's got maybe a different baby shrimp but i don't know you know what i'm gonna bail on this for now i'm gonna check out some of the other stuff but before i do that i'm gonna how much money i got i only got 2.3 that's not any money how do i get more money okay i need 25 to be able to get that i don't i haven't been hacked in a while that's the other thing like i haven't been hacked which is like weird because usually i was i was getting hacked a lot when i first opened this game up and now suddenly no hacks ugh i don't know if that's good or bad man let me try to go back into the breaking into another wi-fi let's see you have the fallen crackers installed let's go wep let's go um scan god netflix and chill by myself you know i kind of want to do that try the circles in the bottom i don't think the circles in the bottom actually do anything okay so okay all right he's fine this is the power outage there's nothing to be worried about it's totally fine i just gotta go fix it it's just it's just a fixie wixie all i got to do is fix the wick see it nothing to worry about just to fix it wait okay fixy-weesy kaboom all right done easy peasy lemon squeeze me all right easy peasy nothing to worry about not a problem not a problem not a problem easiest busiest thing i've ever done anybody in here perfect all right easy peasy lemon squeezy yeah okay let's go back here oh it's amazing that my computer just remembers where i was okay let's go back to help starting port ending port all right let's go probe x colon r a colon no colon lr colon tx colon one n uh let's go starting port one ending port five hundred could not find it but i just but i just did it change freak [ __ ] oh wait did it not need the brackets okay it might not have needed the brackets let me try nope try this yeah yeah yeah yeah that's gonna take forever [ __ ] [ __ ] anybody out there anybody out there anybody out there all right nobody okay we're good back down nope sit back down all right lock the door i did lock the door i did lock the door and what about the window there's nothing to see out the window there's nothing over there i locked a damn door it's locked see it's locked okay all right it's fine you guys are worried over nothing what is that why is that in my apartment why do i have that art that's a weird art okay all right whatever you got anything nope okay you all heard that right no it's definitely something okay no port god damn it all right let's try 501 to 1000. okay so it's gonna do that yeah i heard something i definitely heard something uh i heard some i don't like what i heard but i heard something also what is this all about oh [ __ ] hello murdered throat cut seize date not released ah weird i didn't even notice this missing both missing slow internet anyone very slow check network traffic history with isps servicing the homes of victims photo from missing hiker's camera does not match other photos all bodies found multiple cuts that's not good to all tenants if the power goes off reset the main breaker in the maintenance closet okay easy enough the white van my van you talking about the barrel why would adam help how does he know so much let's see all c's drives has a n browser installed meant for searching the deep web okay whatever did i find anything any hits come on please tell me i got a hit yes five six one okay so found open port we need to break into crack okay the channel was 12. okay there we go here we go okay crack uh 1 x r a l r t x 1 1 n channel 12 port 561 crack it oh oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah baby there's a lot of work just to break into someone's wi-fi but at least they won't know it's me right right i don't know if that's how this works but i'm hoping i'm i'm hoping i'm hoping okay so we're making some progress i feel like a real hacker how long is this gonna take good god okay god damn it okay all right i'm [ __ ] anybody here nobody here is there a better place to put my wi-fi my vpn because eventually i'm going to buy another vpn because this economy of scale you just kind of like exponentially get more and more but eventually eventually i'm going to get another vpn wow why are there two plates out and why are they not on the dining table um is there someone else here do i live alone i don't know about that any food anything else no nothing okay that's fine yeah and i haven't been getting hacked oh password found denver that's it denver denver was the password good god denver wow thank you for that i'm in good is it going to be any faster than what i was doing probably not all right let's do this password's not coca-cola and the window is not open window's not open what are you talking about all right flesh trade are you woke am i am i woke i might be woke i don't know if i'm woke or not but might be woke i know there's a password somewhere in thanks for visiting there has to be right there has to be something and thanks for visiting i know that that for a fact there's got to be a fact the window is not the window is not open the window is very clear it's you're all crazy you're crazy you're crazy and you're making me crazy i don't like it where am i okay uh let's go to you we went there rock we rock rock collection's sake that's got to be something that seems stupid enough that it's got to be something maybe i don't know oh here we go okay we rock we have many names amphibolite and dessite and northocyte there's got to be something diatomite dolomite dolomite wow okay that doesn't work it works just as laggy as anything else in this game or in real life it's so realistic okay let's no no come on go let's spread yeah okay there we go one of these have got to be clickable right skarn no webster right oh come on how is that not all right you found us not hard to find we the those come from the earth we live understand breaks okay [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm bookmarking this page [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] just a bunch of [ __ ] no just a bunch of [ __ ] just a bunch of [ __ ] just a bunch of [ __ ] all right nothing behold the glory do not try to contact us you will be ignored we are minerals and cannot write yeah you know what you're goddamn right you can't all right we have no needs there's nothing on the site this is this isn't pointless it's pointless [ __ ] god damn it i don't want to go to the doll maker's website i don't want to do that something tells me that that's a very bad idea and i don't want to do that i don't even know if i saw that yeah there's nothing here about a doll maker i saw it before but someone tells me i don't want to go i don't want to go there all right um let's go to [ __ ] oh wait there it is ah this isn't gonna be good the doll maker turning turning young women into sex [Music] oh oh hate that oh i hate that i'll bookmark it but i hate it oh i hate oh i hate that oh hate that oh hate that okay all right hate that okay i hate it don't stare at me oh boy the doll maker i believe you know who i am i have made many slaves for your enjoyment and have heavily added heavily to my own collection i've found a very profitable business and taking young pretty girls and transforming them into living sex dolls to fulfill all your sexual and violent needs that's horrible no no no i don't i don't want to no no no oh god is there anything even to try to click that's probably that's blurred because i turned the nudity off i don't even i don't want to do this i don't want to read about how this is done you know this is the worst thing this is the worst thing i'm i'm out of here i'm out here i'm out of here yes am i about to be swatted i don't know i don't know if like does connecting to one of the other like not my free wifi okay there was someone at the door there was someone in my oh foreign hi hello how are you hello oh [ __ ] king hell okay all right well okay all right well [Music] help me what are you supposed to do it was you you did that you did that i've lost all my progress you guys suck put the moneymaker in the fifth floor to get the most money okay sure you did that you did that okay anyway it's fine it's fine i gotta get back into it someone said i gotta put the moneymaker on the fifth floor to get the most money god damn it i gotta go get the thing and then i gotta go back up to my floor and then i gotta go back down i gotta do all the [ __ ] again and then i just gotta worry about not dying oh that's another [ __ ] thing about this game it's very hard to restart god it's so punishing why in the why in the ass would it be as punishing as it is like just you you die so easily and the point of the game is like to die of course but then oh my god it's just this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] that's all it is all right so i need to go back down there's the freaking lobby actually i probably shouldn't i probably shouldn't leave my computer like tied into something it's all that come on i bought what no it charged me twice what a what a bunch of oh oh oh that's a one-time thing okay whatever fine whatever son of a [ __ ] ass piece of [ __ ] lord turn my computer off all right let me just do this [ __ ] let me close my door maybe i can lock it can i lock it nope no point in that all right let's go get our delivery get the [ __ ] outtie oh my god why do i have to go down so freaking far yeah that's the thing it is unbelievably punishing to die i mean what kind of game is that if it takes hours and hours to make progress in the game that is the most absurdly difficult road rogue like in the world then oh man you can't make a game this vast and then have you reset every time you die this is just punishingly primitive unless there's some way that it's not like that but i have a funny feeling it's going to be exactly like that unless there's a way to like i don't know remember things as time goes on i have no idea maybe maybe maybe not but i have no idea okay give me that sweet delivery give me that sweet delivery come on chop chop chop chop [ __ ] oh come on we gotta go [ __ ] oh come on let's go let's go let's go yes there we go okay and pick that up for clint get all the way back because i don't think there's a way to use the elevator i don't think there is if there is a way then i don't even know it oh well that's fine all right enough of me complaining about this i'm sure i'm going to be complaining a lot more later ugh this is why it's addicting that's not why it's addicting that's just annoying because i mean like i get a scary game it's supposed to build ambiance and i get that you're not supposed to die but especially in the early phases of the game when you don't know how to play and you don't know the ways to escape other thing it's trial and error so when you have a death mechanic that resets everything that you have to explore through trial and error because you know i do probably know it it did say like oh you have to i think for that guy maybe you have to turn around and they'll disappear or something like that or maybe i'm just dead forever and like there was no escaping because i went into the bathroom and i hid and i thought that would be it but barely not but it's just trial and error to reset that heart is so so absurdly punishing but we don't know if 100 that's what it is so i'm going to withhold judgment until i see if there's like some kind of reset mechanic but if there's not that's going to be a little [ __ ] a little [ __ ] all right let's see um boop sure all right someone said that's gonna generate the most money i don't know if that's true but and also the trial and error of that finding the place with the most money only by going and running around and figuring out like maybe this floor is going to be the one maybe this seems like [ __ ] anyway all right enough of me complaining i'm now back in place and if that's gonna work then it's gonna work lock everybody i locked it everybody tell everybody that i locked it i did i did do that i dunzed it i did that also when am i supposed to power off my computer when does that help i don't even know i don't know anything i'm making deep pretty dees money pretty dece money i think whatever maybe i don't get hacked until i look at these things is that what it is let me test my hacks because i did get hacked after i boop because i did get hacked after i tested these things so am i just not going to get hacked until i get to do these things now whatever probably not that'd be stupid right that'd be stupid oh let's go into the deep web i need to connect to the internet all right let's do this let's do this thing baby also why does this start out small there we go all right let's do this oh also my goddamn bookmarks [ __ ] [ __ ] whatever okay let's just go top to bot let's not go top to bottom let's not go let's go magistry magistrai the magistrate uh proper ways of butchering a human body oh all right welcome to the magistrate the last walk don't know what that is but okay okay enter their last walk the steps of purity maybe you'd be showered by riches may you be blessed with glorious sex yes may you find unending power within these halls oh okay that's blurred don't like these that's not okay the first to walk in our holes [Music] okay sure all right well let's not do those things that you're talking about let's not do listen to bottoms up then i don't know what you're talking about but i don't think it's what we're talking about here all right join the brotherhood i want to join please please let me join please i would love to maybe sponsor key if you do not who know who we are this page is not meant for you only the true elite with a sponsor from a brother may be one sponsor key um what was the the web pro marketplayer perfect enter got it nailed it this not working it had no work okay all right well that didn't work all right thank you for that i'm sorry that didn't work i'll just be on my way then stay around pal all right what about just enter can i just enter is there some way i can see about this blessed sex i've heard so much about oh no i don't know what does member key uh up member key is up your butt mark of the five-fold five time wait no five times five equals [ __ ] you 136 136 okay enter nope don't work okay that don't work all right let's go back home because this is barely absolutely a whole lot of nothing i know about the i know about the the turning off the the whatever oh my god i love cats perfect perfect perfect there's oh god there's two pedo community sites i don't want any oh nope bookmarking nope that's not what i thought it was going to be i'm muffins i'm a dog that is in love with cats that's right i know it sounds crazy because floofy doggos aren't supposed to breed ooh boy with sassy kitties but i grew up with them and have just never really wanted anything other than do with other bumpers it just feels so good to be a big strong drug loving us okay oh other dogs don't like it but something about a cat is just so much more sexy can't help myself they're long tails seductively sorry about to throw up seductively swishing effort flee through the air i'm getting too excited now need to go to the park i'm gonna play now but look at my cats how about switching my wi-fi just you know something tells me it's time something tells me it's time you're right the window wasn't open before you're right you are correct you're absolutely yup you're right you're right about that no one's at my door huh okay hang on just checking um nope all right let's get back let's get back to the good stuff all right oh i got two free wi-fi's let's go dw3 all right refresh uh where am i who am i all right here we go boop yep there we are all right my cats don't want to look at this but i'm looking for something something good there we ah no no no no no i'm not a one kitty lots and lots of little poofs live with me and we all share in love nope we play together eat together sleep together and so much we have off don't get too jealous no no nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope just nope nope nope i'm good i'm okay up gonna vomit gotta vomit nope do you wanna play no i don't i really don't nope nope nope nope you know i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm out nope nope nope not doing it not happening ain't gonna do it to me not doing it nope i am very sorry i went to there i am here oh i think the police are going to come to my house now they're not actually going to go over to me in the game they're just coming straight to me they're they're cutting through the [ __ ] they're just gonna go arrest me which frankly i'd i'd be fine with that if i could be put any distance between me and that guy no i'm okay i'm okay just no pool's closed nope nope okay all right let's go to the let's go to the storefront for breast milk let's do that let's do that everybody we're going to the breast milk store uh next up we're gonna go to [ __ ] pills just any sort of bodily function that's what that's what i nope nope just as soon as i get in here milk matt nope i have a huge collection of milk from a number of different girls new bags as often as i can get them for your pleasure i'm going to vomit i might vomit only buy from the sexiest mommies in there nope nope nope no nope no uh-uh no i might vomit no no oh my god no i don't want more milk pictures i don't want it this is the only thing to click on i don't want it i don't want any of this i don't want i don't want nothing to do with it oh god no nope nope nope nope that's nope that's a big old nope there none of these are clickable i wasted my time what oh wait oh hey look it's a z oh look well well well well well all right 9 20 004 got it perfect got it wow look at that let me switch let me just get it i'm just going to disconnect oh my window's open that's not good does anybody at my door okay well i found the number whoa whoa why is my there we go wait put it put that bad boy up get it get it up there hmm my window doesn't seem to want to close anymore welp that's a problem that's definitively a problem huh so um oh that was in my opinion not worth it and i guess i can't close my window anymore welp might vomit my might abs absolutely okay anyway now that we've got that out of the way what does it mean when my window is partially open what does that mean did someone just come by and crack it open for some flipping reason like why what is the point why would you do that what are you out of your gourd what are you even talking about oh my god okay so oh for a second there i thought that guy was just going like this ugh all right so we got one number one we need eight and a lot more money okay okay i don't know what to do about if they got you can save the game can i how do i save how do i save the game and what does it matter if i save the game where how do i save how do i save tell me please i need to know uh do i exit the main menu can i go back in how do i save i don't know i don't know i don't know how do i save guys you gotta tell me how do i save i know it's a warning i know it's a warning under bed under bed und i save under my bed that doesn't make any sense at all what what oh is there something under my bed no okay all right under the bathroom under the bathroom okay check the bat why would i check the bathroom what's gonna be in my bathroom well you can save and it's not all that far you can save there's a i shouldn't be shouting in here there's a way to save there is a way to save like there's got to be there there is a way to save because it says it says continue on the it says continue so i'm assuming but i got i got one of the numbers so you know did it autos it says continue on the main page there's got to be a way gotta be away it's gotta be a way right right yes exactly did i copy that right b cb 920 e double four so i copied it [ __ ] god damn it oh [ __ ] all right oh my god oh my god i scared the piss out of me all right we got this oh that's fast okay all right way did i get any money for that uh i don't know no no no i gotta good disconnect hang on disconnect okay ah i'm in physical pain i'm in pain pain it's not all f4 i know it's not that's the oldest joke in the book i've done the internet before the power button does not save i guarantee that if i just go to menu let's save no no no no skip this it's fine it's it must have saved right maybe maybe maybe it has see yes okay continue but if i die is it still gonna like [ __ ] me over i'm losing my mind lose my mind i lose my goddamn mind i'm losing f4 it must be alt f4 everyone's saying alt f4 it must be how that's how to save right the game auto saves your progress every 15 minutes oh pro tip wait no that's bad but if that's that then i didn't get this am i gonna keep the code why is the protip there why is that incredibly important piece of information there now no no we gotta go back into the milk supply no oh god why why it saves every 15 minutes yes now i know now i know now i know all right this code better still be here and it better be the same goddamn code if they change over i'm gonna be incredibly pissed okay all right yes it's still there okay it's fine it's fine everything's fine everyone's panicking over nothing everyone's screaming yelling raving it's all fine we got it we got it baby it's fine it's fine it's fine we got it it's all good we've got one code the game may save but i think if you get a game over you're still dead ed yeah let's go [ __ ] pills let's go to ship pills everybody the door is it's locked i don't know after the save i actually don't know if the door is locked or not i'm pretty sure it's locked oh it was not locked okay good good call good call good call oh boy [ __ ] pills perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect okay all right home shop special contact process i don't think there's anything in there probably not it wouldn't be it wouldn't be there all right top seller trial pack let's do the trial pack let's go to buy let's go buy this bad boy let's also switch our wi-fi pretty soon error loading your card okay all right then let's let's switch and let's go back yeah no i'm nervous too i'm just as nervous as you are i'm nervous i'm nervous i'm nervous i'm very nervous once i get 25 though i am going to um i'm gonna i'm gonna try to buy another vpm and then place that and then i can be making more money and then hopefully i'll be able to get the key identifier and that's going to be that's going to be very good okay contact me how i handle my feces my diets my gut is good yeah okay all right how about special sale ugh god why are there it would not shock me if there was actually a market for poop pills out there it would not shock me not in the least not even a little bit not even close i would be unsurprised okay so i highly about i highly doubt that any of this dried fecal powder why is this image broken why is this image broken is there something special about this image is this something talking god damn it again scares me so badly all right come on bring it on and why aren't i making money from this all right we got this we got this okay come on bring it on you think this is all i need easy i don't know whatever okay easy peasy oh yes i got money yes give me money the money is mine okay let's check see if anything weird going on anything weird nothing weird yet nothing weird okay seems to be okay all right oh jiggly a little bit okay we're very cl that was me right yeah that was me okay we're very close to being able to get what we need but let me move the let me move the wi-fi one more time to uh right outside probably not the best idea but here we go okay got that do another three free wi-fi see i don't know if you cycle back to the wi-fi it's also going to be a problem for you because it could be and that would like force me to have to hack into other people's wi-fi's which would be bad i guess but you could run the hack while you're doing other stuff so i guess there is some multitasking going on here but i just don't know i just don't know the [ __ ] are poop pills some people do do poop pills there there's such a thing as poop transplants all right let's just start from the bottom all this is gonna ah god damn it again again ah frick you man freak you all right fine fine fine yes it's fine it's fine it's fine okay good enough oh boy i got this one memorize seven nine zero 79 got it nailed it oh [ __ ] i'm so good let me buy more of those back doors because that's those are those are pretty good because i am going to get hacked so why not right oh wait i can buy another vpn give me that give me that sweet vipin all right give me a vipin i wanna yes give me more give me fuel give me fire give me that's what i desire okay lulpy disc what is that oh that's gonna uh take forever to ship at least it's fine lol what does that even mean what huh okay anyway uh no it's fine okay it's totally fine yeah it's totally fine it's totally fine skeleton woo all right so let's go okay unable to connect to that one so no bathroom cams thankfully because frankly i didn't even want that that would have been the worst thing in the world all right uh don't work don't work i don't want to go to a rape video site that claims to be 100 real i don't want that i don't want that don't be real don't be ah oh god no nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope this is the worst thing no no no no no i hate it i hate it i don't see a code i don't see a code i don't see a code don't see a code no code no code i'm out i'm outtie uh why why oh close the back door the back door was closed i think i don't know i don't know it's closed it's closed everything's closed everything's locked oh good god it is closed it's closed it's closed maybe i don't know it's close it's very clearly closed you guys are out of your mind it's the same people that are yelling for hit alt f4 all right burned at the stakes i guess oh did i not go to bathroom cams i mean not that i want to do nope nothing there did my oh did my package get delivered yep okay i gotta go uh i gotta go get that oh let me disconnect from my that'd be important nope come on now boink okay all right getting up shoo bitty whoopidy let's go out let's get outta here oh unlucky giddy-outy i should've probably checked the door before i just blundered wanderingly so smoothly out there all right it's fine no we ain't dead we're not dead we're not dead we're fine actually we're doing wonderfully we're doing real good i don't know if we're doing real good but we're doing pretty good which is about the best that i could possibly hope for so if i can get my vpns rolling i should be making a lot of dosh because it said there was a limit you could get woo [ __ ] you could get a limit of five i think but if i could get all five if i could survive enough to get all five then i can get some of the preventative measures like the police scanner and also the noise emotion cams all that good [ __ ] so hopefully i'll be able to survive this but i don't know i don't know all right we oh is it already there i think it's already there perfect give me thank you another vpn for me although i gotta run all the way back up and freaking delivery why why is that a mechanic why can't i just pick it up from the alley and then use it immediately because that's kind of what i want to do whatever all right so i guess it's just a random guess of where this is going to go and what does that drip how's that drip yeah whatever wherever this is going to go and whatever good it's going to do me i'm going to try outside on the balcony as high up as i can go if i can place it just on any wall anywhere i guess that's going to do good for me no i'm not going to get killed oh all that fork closes the window oh well i don't know are you sure are you sure are you sure about that you think you think maybe it does because i don't know if it do i think he might be i think he might be full of poop all right here we go room 203 go there i don't know if i want to go to room 203 now that you said it like that all right whatever maybe maybe put it outside i'll go down i'll go to 203 i trust you i trust you i'm going to 203 now because that's what i would figure this apartment is so big also i'm not going to question why there aren't anyone else walking around this apartment but this apartment is so big you would think that there would be other people in this area that were going about their daily lives and doing their own daily things and not being an [ __ ] four okay two more down i don't know what's going to go on at 203 but i i'm gonna see let's see what's going on here 203 oh i can't even go on two well that's [ __ ] i can't even go all right i don't know if he's gonna make any money there all right let's see if that's making me any good money uh can't go to 203. there's got to be a way to do the elevator right because why else would it exist why else would it be there that one's there okay so that's good i don't know if that's the best place to actually go for that but yeah you all it's like a chat's just a bunch of like of uh uh hopping on the bandwagon if someone says something that sounds relatively like informative woof [ __ ] audi i'm [ __ ] audi i'm [ __ ] outie i'm out i am [ __ ] out i am out i'm gone i'm out [ __ ] that [ __ ] that [ __ ] i don't know where to go i don't know what to do i'm this is my home now this is where i live and this is where i'll be yep this is where this is where i exist now yep everything's fine don't worry about it everything's fine what are you talking about if you're worried about it you're stupid everything's fine everything's fine everything's 100 percent fun what are you talking about everything's fine pray what do i pray oh hold it okay and pray is he still gonna be there oh what the hell what is that what does that do oh that's like oh that's like my my jiggle meter i can only i can only hold it jiggled so much well that's weird oh that's weird oh this is a bat i don't like this mechanic i don't like that all right well time to go see if he's still there do i not have my flat i didn't even i don't even have my flashlight cause that's right because i i started this game back up before i got that okay well here's hoping he's not there you know but maybe he is maybe he is right cool all right well all right is there a basement i don't know i don't even want to know the answer to that i do not want to know well if he's still there i'm in trouble if he's not well i'm i'm even more paranoid because i don't know if that would make him go away you know would it all right cross your fingers everybody cross your fingers cross your fingies cross them cross them hard here we go okay all right we're fine everything's good hello okay everything's good great oh no i don't have my flashlight i don't know where's my flies i don't know where am i okay i'm where's the bed's right here it's got to be right there so flashlight's gotta be oh [ __ ] i can't find it okay i'll just go without it i don't need it i can make my way i can't even find the door i forgot to grab my flashlight [ __ ] can't even find the door it's dark okay where am i oh i'm back in my apartment how did that happen i can't see [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay i've got to be able this guy i've got to find my flashlight okay i'm right by the bed i'm on the opposite side of the bed it's got to be right there right gotta be somewhere come on come on where are you oh boy yep i've lost it uh okay okay there's a window nope okay all right i'm just i'm just boned i can't go anywhere i'm boned and forever bone down shall remain okay i think this is the door so where'd the door go uh oh uh oh where it just said well everything just disappears how can it just disappear like that okay wait okay oh my god this is flipping impossible okay i open the door walking through i'm in the hallway now why am i not moving one minute why am i not moving oh whoa what well there's a light oh it's i'm at the door i'm at the door with the window right right how do i okay uh if you don't pick up the flashlight you're just eternally [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i did am i did i go to the elevator accidentally is this the elevator oh [ __ ] okay let's assume i just went to the elevator complete 180. so how what the [ __ ] how can i not where what how am i [ __ ] back here okay let me just this makes no sense this makes no sense where am i i don't know where the [ __ ] i am what the [ __ ] is going how is this how where would i be oh no i can't go straight back the footsteps just stop where am i i went into the hallway what the [ __ ] this makes no sense this that's the police but the power's out so that can't be after me i don't know i don't know man what the [ __ ] game developers uh i found a bug i went out in the hallway i can't now i'm lost i can't [ __ ] believe this no i don't have a flashlight i'm pressing f it doesn't work cause i didn't pick it up cause i loaded up a save before i picked it up and i even talked about it when i was walking in and now i'm just i'm just certainly [ __ ] no you you you goddamn fools here if i could oh jesus oh i'm gonna pull everything off yeah i'm pressing f it doesn't [ __ ] do anything cuz i didn't pick it up all right i guess there's something else we can do we just gotta oh [ __ ] go away this is nothing else to do well developer seems like your game's a little [ __ ] broken huh all right [ __ ] hell all right let's go back into it i guess great that doesn't make any sense because i went out my front door there's no i couldn't walk farther than two feet i couldn't walk farther than two feet in any direction and then there was that weird [ __ ] light what the [ __ ] was that it was a hallway how could i not get down a [ __ ] hallway it wouldn't there were no footsteps didn't make any goddamn sense didn't make any goddamn sense now i have to start it's not from the beginning but it might as well be i'm a little heated i'm heated i'm heated no no no i've been in the dark for 15 minutes oh no they're just okay now i can't even find the [ __ ] window okay just so i can [ __ ] see something i'm going outside may oh what if what if what if i pick this up then i'll see the glow on the nightstand where yes yes okay so the oh wait i thought i saw the glow yes so if that's right there this is on the nightstand where the flashlight is yeah yes oh my god ah now what the [ __ ] light did i see what was the light what did i what nothing it's fine everything's fine everything's fine just chunk okay all right oh my god ah see that was me using my brain i used my brain real goodly i used my big brain i used my big brain to get the the right thing and then i did it and then i did it and then everyone was like good job everyone was like good job and that was me that's what i did i did it okay okay oh boy now so let's go back on duty let's go to duty and let's see what else we can buy okay all right i need a motion sensor eventually okay all right we're fine let's get back into this we're back in the game everything's good we're back into it we're feeling great i'm feeling great you're feeling great we're doing this all right let's burn it up [ __ ] you [ __ ] you all right come on bring it on all right we got easy peasy peasy oh hell yeah oh hell yeah all right didn't give me any money though that's fine i'll open up this i'll buy another a couple another of these things hmm wait you have to pay for an emotion emotional or that's so stupid all right whatever burn at the stake let's get it boss let's get it let's do it oh i didn't lock the door that is that is definitely a true that's a for true that's a fortress i didn't lock the door oop good good go on yeah now that's open is anybody at the back door nope okay all right we're good all right that is a dad to sight okay no going there easy peasy easy peasy easy peasy easy person hacker group portal site probably the best place to go in the shadow underweb thing nope doesn't work okay making a good bit of money we making as much money as we were before yeah oh we're making way a lot of money we're making a good bit of money okay that's good dream place i didn't want to go to dream place anyway to be perfectly honest i'm actually happy this hack is happening someone's trying to protect me to be perfectly honest okay all right let's do this oops [ __ ] easy oh give me that money yeah give me that money all right let me buy another one of these okay that didn't i heard that heard something what's going on over there um who's over there huh who is there who's there somebody there no okay all right then is it busy is it busy all right um actually i don't know if that actually continued because i got hacked to be perfectly honest i don't want to go and i don't want to go to the bathroom cans oh god okay that didn't work good frankly good frankly excellent frankly amazing in fact let's try the bathroom cams i know i hear rustling too i hear a lot of rustling all over the place good that didn't work either um paranoid perinata perinati okay drone spy drone footage invading people's privacy that's not good that's not good at all but let's see oh good drone spy i've been a drone hobbyist for many years logged in anything videos okay are you the guy that flies my deliveries for me because that's awfully nice i'm damn good at flying okay collection of videos don't really care wallet and blah blah blah don't care don't care spy for me come on what do we got what do we got what do we got what do we got what have we got there's no way to lock the window that's just impossible that's literally impossible okay drawn okay this doesn't help me doesn't seem to be anything here that i can click seems to be totally nothing okay let's let's just because i'm paranoid let's disconnect from this wi-fi check for any weird stuff check this okay that's good door is definitely locked cool pick this up let's put it back outside for some reason i don't know why but some reason okay go back in here i wish i could lock the back door that is creepy that's really creepy why do i have much creepy heart in my house why am i such a weirdo why can't i close my window i don't know all right whatever anybody in my bathroom i don't think there would be anybody in here just checking very paranoid okay here we go all right connect back again eventually i'm gonna have to get that uh wi-fi cracker because i don't under i don't know if yeah i don't know if that's gonna be enough there's got to be a better way to make money than just the vpn thingamabobbers right there's got to be a better way to make money okay whatever moving on we're making progress i'm not going to complain about too much buy another one of these bad boys bad buzz i mean is the motion detector even worth it if you can just if you could just like do something the bathroom cam didn't work there might be a different time of night when it does work why can't i oh i'm why can't i or no i don't want to go to spy for me i want to go home let me go home get me to home no i want to go home i don't care about what you're spying on uh check site source code that makes sense is that something i can do is that something oh it is something i can do i did not know that all right then i i had no idea wow really all right let's go family drug shop your friendly family drug shop friendly friendly family drug shop nope nothing there man there's got to be something else get your vpn to level two i might i might but how about flame through the fire and the flame lock everything i'm trying man i'm trying if i could lock more i would unable to connect man there's a whole lot of nothing going on here hmm vpn level five i guess i don't think that's going to improve my money at all but i'm going to get it anyway just in case i am here or am i haven't i done that one i don't think that one actually goes anywhere bathroom door keeps opening and closing i don't believe you i don't believe you okay that didn't work either okay let's disconnect let's move again just because i'm super paranoid okay super paranoid where did i put it outside okay okay actually let me just put it by my desk i haven't done that in a while it's probably gonna be fine all right connect again tp-link okay that didn't work yeah i know all the tips yeah it's weird that a lot of the tips are just in the loading screen of the game i mean there's so many things that i would love to be able to you know can you go home already why can't i go home what the hell that was weird i don't know why that was happening i don't like it i don't like it all right let's go home go home already get the wi-fi cracker i will get the wi-fi cracker that is next on my list to do i will definitely do that okay um keepsake dismemberment preservation of dead tissue why are the only websites that work on this all about like dead bodies and [ __ ] ugh oh god oh i don't like it i don't like it at all i do not like it oh wait we got something we got a hit we got a hit bing bong what did they do uh that's usually the wait did that bob what where did he do it it bonged and i i remember [Music] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you man [ __ ] you [ __ ] you man yeah good okay [ __ ] it what i remember that doing something but i don't see anything there's nothing in the source code there's just nothing anywhere it says it's doing the bong what does that mean i am looking at the notepad it didn't it didn't do anything for the notepad that didn't do anything for the notepad i don't know i don't know man okay there's something about this website i'm just gonna i'm gonna save it i don't think there's anything in here okay the process form jar that did nothing no nothing okay nothing all right i don't know man i don't know i don't know check the desktop oh that's right wait wait wait were you right you're right uh key four oh 18 that's right [ __ ] come on what was that what was that noise wait what was that noise wait disconnect from a wi-fi that's right that's right i forgot that that was a thing that could happen still good okay we're fine everything's fine i've got two codes i've got two codes two three one e seven five f okay boink got it i've got two codes i've got two codes okay i've got two codes okay i think what i'm gonna have to do is i'm gonna have to get the wi-fi cracker thing eventually i gotta connect to this one for a little bit so i'm just gonna go ahead and do that now just because i'm getting paranoid about being on the same wi-fi for too long vpn level one i don't think that means i make more money i think there's just less hacks nah it doesn't seem to be making me any more money ah okay anyway sorry i just needed to scream for a bit oh okay check your desktop i already got it i got i got i got i gotta get it okay i've got two codes two codes two codes okay all right come on come on come on come on come on and boom got it okay move that over there easy peasy all right done and done let's disconnect from this let's get up from here run i'm leaving i'm outtie okay i'm out i saw that okay goodbye just gotta go stretch my legs good bye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye what am i supposed to do to those guys i all i know is that running away as far as i can worked and i don't want to tempt fate okay all right it's gonna be fine it's gonna be fine it's gonna be fine yeah what what is what does it do two of ten codes oh my god ten codes why okay i don't know if this is gonna work i don't know if this is how this works okay all right it looks good to me okay count to thirty is that all i gotta do is that the oh was that the one where you turn around and you count to 30. i need to read those documents again because those documents were probably important for me to read and i did not read them enough but whatever it's all good it's all fine just don't look at him okay that doesn't make any sense though that doesn't make any sense oh do not look at him it's just the internet it's not like there's actual demons here are there [Laughter] you still there buddy oh good okay all right great good to know locky locked it anybody there okay all right we're fine everything is a-okay perfect everything's great everything's great guys i'll put this by the window boop okay all right all right let's uh let's scan up something all right scan oh sorry weep scan should go back to the alley for a while you know that's all right what was the commands again i've already forgotten probe yeah okay all right sorry i'm okay all right probe uh 7z zeta uh polio uh harry potter uh lucas five five xavier what was the other ones was it one to a thousand go okay so that's gonna go for a while but while i'm doing that i can connect to one of these other ones okay it's just a power outage that's all it is that's all it is it's all it is nothing wrong not that anyone's doing anything about that that's just happening by itself totally natural totally normal totally normal e okay anybody here okay close lock all right good is that scan still going doubt it oh it is going wow amazing okay all right so we're gonna get that one but in the meantime we should be okay on these ones just to keep moving if i can keep moseying along that's what i need come on go god it never goes home let's close out of this try again go home there we go we got a port okay so uh crack seven zeta p four harry potter lexicon five five xavier nope five xavier uh channel port 670 boom boom okay let's go try that all right let's go to legion let's try legion man i i haven't even gotten close to any of these sites yeah some of them didn't work and some of them i was diving deep on and i i don't know if it was the proper place to go for it but oh well that's nothing okay nothing on that one we got cracked password is falcon let's just go over and hop over to that one falcon connect got it okay cool cool cool cool uh let's go home go home go home go home refresh bathroom door is open i don't think you guys are out of your gourd it's not open no it's not nah it's not open you guys you got so crazy you guys are crazy yeah you're out of your mind you got your gourd you had your gourd your guys gourds are all over the place you guys need to keep your gourds in in intact guys keep your gourds in a bottle okay it's fine it's fine it's fine oh i don't want to do this whatever you're selling i don't want it we are gray we walk in the shade are these the neutral lights from the neutral zone futurama anybody furious loudest cranius centrum will you walk in the shade yes i shall i will walk in your shade i'll check get out okay learn the three walls of interiors sure let's go lattice i want to know lattice about my interior talking god damn it okay all right ow my heart why would you do that [Music] oh i'm so good all right see ya all right the walls at your sides the gray the [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] okay i learned i learned i learned so goodly i learned real goodly like so much good about my learning okay man i don't know when they're gonna send hitmen after me like why would they do that i'm just trying to get into the thing that everybody gets into apparently why are they so worried about me okay the center of your ways the media the [ __ ] the below the the wumble dump the oh wait was that just this is this well that didn't do me any good okay the enemas what's in my anus i i don't know enough about the end of my anus can you please tell me anybody okay the void of emotion within yourself yeah that sounds like my butthole when mastered you have become gray no no that doesn't sound quite like my butthole numb to the zeitgeist of our world now that sounds like my butthole all right come on please just give me go into the shade now your house is built my house is built in my anus oh no all right if you change your mind and you do not wish to become gray you may well return to your life what am i gray now is that just it well there's got to be something else about this there's got to be there's got to be something else about this goddamn game nope it's just this this is all there was well all right anything in the source code no no all right fine there was no point to this all right is anybody there anybody in the bathroom skewey that's fine okay everything's fine i don't know how long i can stay on this particular wi-fi before the police catch onto me so i'm gonna have to crack another one eventually but i don't know wish i had a police scanner i'm probably overdoing it with the amount of times that i i changed through things but just i don't know i don't want to risk it okay where are we going uh nope don't like that don't like that no don't like that no don't like that i do not like that i do not like that okay little friends nope nope nope don't nope nope just nope nope i don't want to nope don't nope don't want to join nope nope do not no nope nope nope nope nope nope just nope just nope nope nope nope just gonna nope out of that one all right no one here seems so far so good but i'm i'm getting paranoid about the the the the uh the wi-fi that i'm on so i'm going to disconnect that one uh disconnect and i'm going to find a different one let's see this one was by the window so we just got to go over there okay let's just do it right here okay then we'll just crack again crack if i can remember all the the things is gonna be easier wep scan no door what are you talking about what are you what are you talking about what what do you see why am i seeing you everyone's going no and i didn't see nothing did you guys see something i didn't see all right okay [Applause] okay all right let's um let's probe n1y6 oh i should probably that's right i should probably write these passwords down huh that's probably important uh 5b r4 probe that bad boy one to a thousand baby oh come on oh i didn't capitalize the y prop valid port number what what i wonder without it what there we go oh yeah the minus you don't need oop don't looking i'm not looking one two three four five six seven eight nine 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 and 30. it worked i don't feel good about it but it worked [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] oh wait okay wait crack uh wait let's just do this so i don't have to type that [ __ ] again crack on channel eight eight port [ __ ] 608 got it check the front door just to be safe you know i might but i think i'm okay i think i think it's all good i think you know god just go home i think it's okay i don't think i need to run to nine i don't think i need to run a night with those i'm pretty sure i don't need to run an eye i'm almost 100 positive that i don't need to run and hide all right number station don't like that um please tell me this is actually going to go somewhere because i'm not uh nope not go anywhere but i'll be able to buy another vpm soon so i can get more money i guess that's the important thing right friday okay password two what even was that what what that friday what was that two was that it was to d i think it was that was d d five nine friday don't take my money oh boy here we go got it got money too okay i'm gonna buy another vpn i'm gonna hook up to this thing we're gonna go friday friday friday and it's in a friday okay we got that we're connected to the new vpn we're gonna shop for this and then after that we're gonna save up for the motion sensor because god damn you know i need that bad boy okay all right we're fine everything's fine okay totally fine totally fine everything's good because that bad boy's gonna be coming in let's keep going on this bad boy right here and let's make some progress god damn it there's gonna be so many freaking numbers that i don't even understand i mean eventually if i get all those i should be fine i don't know let's go to mutilation i don't want to go to mutilation please don't i don't want my poor innocent eyes my virgin eyes please i don't want to go to mutilation no it's a thing oh god that's so much blurred oh no oh no oh god it's the one with the uh it's the ball sack let's click on the balls let's click on the balls oh boy make money oh hell yeah i wanna make money being mutilated perfect okay anything here so i gotta tickle the scrotum the right way oh boy all right so that's not there this doesn't work that's there following who am i following man if i log into my twitch account on this thing would it actually go forward with it [Laughter] i bet it would i bet it would i bet it would sign into mutilation how about we don't do that how about we don't do that let's not do that i can't even go to bras i can't go to log in can't even go to token how do i join how do i join i don't know how to join i don't know i don't even know all right here we go join mutilation you do not lose this token oh i don't want to pay money for this well i don't have an email in this thing do i gotta put in my real email cause i ain't gonna do that no way i'm gonna do that okay all right uh it's a dick waggler at tickle tickle me scrote dot org join baby is it gonna work no wallet oh [ __ ] no wallet found please try again i will not i for one will not i'm gonna search for tickle scrote give me that sweet scrote tickling you know what i'm here for all right i'm out of here there's probably something here but i just i don't know how i'd be able to find it i don't know how when are they gonna send that assassin after me honestly i don't know all right so that was nothing but it was something i mean mutilation was a site that i could go to oh no i already went to the number station that's already not going to do anything but it's past midnight so maybe some of the new websites have opened up time goes a lot slower in this one than it did in the last one why did i get out of that i just need faster internet speed is the other thing that i need shadow market oh my new vpn my new vpn yay i gotta go get my vpn guys hang on i gotta go i got i'll be right back i gotta go get my vpn i gotta go get it i didn't write down that other password but you guys remember what the password was right probably let's go get my vpn yeah i'm gonna make more money i can't wait i can't wait all right let's do this what was the uh what was the what was the um what was both the wi-fi name and the password for the um the first one that i cracked it was like door handle or something like that dem dahmer flump or dink i think it was flump or dink you guys remember flumper dink does that sound familiar to you i think it was plumper dink pretty sure it was slumper dink and whatever i got a vpn with my name on it yahoo okay use business emails from websites oh that's smart that's real smart but i don't remember half those oh there's so much [ __ ] that you need to write down all right just give me my [ __ ] give me my good [ __ ] clint perfect no one would know that no one would pick that up all right vibian vivian all right close your damn door i don't know it closes on its own it doesn't need my help to close it it just closes all right hope this oh there's not a friendly visitor waiting for me i bet there's gonna be oh i bet there's gonna be where's the best place falcon that was it falcon i was close bumperdink was pretty close where's the uh where's the next best place to put this vpn because i got it on five and two and that seems to be working out relatively okay for me but if there's another place and it's even better let me know don't be here no one why what the [ __ ] [Music] help me why why why [Music] why but why though this game would take hundreds of hours to beat i don't want to play this game for hundreds of hours [Music] all right anyway i think that's enough for this for now i'm just fumbling in the dark and i don't know how to play good god it's it's good it's tense it really is but the the punishment see i don't know why that hitman was after me i don't know why was it just coincidence you guys might know for some reason you guys might know but i don't know how would i avoid that i don't open the door how would i even know he was there there's nothing clear [Music] anyway if i had to say anything about the game very scary very tense not enough information okay anyway that's all i'll say about it so that's all for now thank you everybody so much for watching this has been fun and good to get back into streaming again and uh expect more games coming soon if i find out more about this game i might play it again but for now i'll leave it where it lies so thank you everybody so much for watching you all have a wonderful day you take care of yourselves and each other send a lot of love all across the world and have a lovely day thank you everybody for watching and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye bye bye guys bye

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Views: 11,370,600

Rating: 4.9073629 out of 5

Keywords: welcome to the game, welcome to the game 2, welcome to the game markiplier, markiplier, scary game, jump scare, all jumpscares, jumpscares, horror game, scary moments

Id: R9U9M47hMpA

Length: 150min 2sec (9002 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 10 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/MaskLad]

Was this close to calling this a shitpost. Now you get an upvote. And thanks for reminding me that "Welcome to the game" is a thing.

[u/Leomisis]

Watch for 30 seconds from the timestamp

[u/Yeast_Of_Hatred]

Yo, you have to check out his brother work then...