XCOM 2's Multiplayer is Completely Fair and Flawless

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The fact that this sub gets some posts now really confuses me

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/Valefisk 📅︎︎ Mar 26 2019 🗫︎ replies
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Oh oh wait wait wait hang on hand ahead do you want to put a point limit on this or no septima she'll video that doesn't help me to because if we put if we put no why don't we play it let's try playing with no point limit first and see what happens this this is actually I'm not sure if this strategy is really gonna work out for me because this is a very risky move this this is gonna be oh this is so [ __ ] bad what see was so bad I feel so puffy this team oh you think your team is bad yeah this is gonna be interesting though cuz I have no idea what you've done who knows what I'm I don't even know what I've done I can hear [ __ ] I can hear like a robotic noises oh I [ __ ] know that voice I know that voice what do you mean I'm not nothing's moving right now though I know if I could hear its stuff in the fog I don't you you're not ready for this like I've got [ __ ] feel it I feel it I know what you're doing and I really [ __ ] hope that I'm wrong we'll find out oh I should have done something [ __ ] although this is so bad I feel like I'm gonna regret this I've got too many of them I've done more of the awful ones [ __ ] what have you done I don't know what you've done so I saw you had like twenty four thousand points used but I don't know what that means how many points did you use I'm not saying I [ __ ] know what you guys were if you do if you've done what I think you [ __ ] die I don't think so I don't [ __ ] come on where are you show your ugly mug ugly robotic mug is robotic he said so that's a general yeah I think I know what you're doing I know you did you crafty bugger you'll never you'll never see this coming oh I don't know how many point to use as well yeah that's why I started so quickly I didn't want you to see cuz he would either give away or not give away what I was doing if he fell but I [ __ ] you think you get in that mean oh oh I have six of them I have six 48 48 thousand points off 28,000 over the highest possible limit oh dear oh dear oh dear at least it's a cover oh no that's not gonna end while free links I can feel it no it's really not I can't even CQ for me what oh I'm gonna punch one of your [ __ ] robots here to punch it how are you gonna reach it it's like 20 feet off the ground I've gotta fight away and I'm gonna punch one of your robots nothing personal kid oh okay I see that oh no oh come on nothing personal kid have you got six of them because I asked do you want to put any points on and you said no links oh no links you've made a mistake because your boys good afternoon the [ __ ] cheek oh it's so unfair what do you mean this is this is perfectly balanced nothing should be through the wall it's like it's like the [ __ ] t-rex Jurassic smash it and you're just sitting there at the toilet it's this sector pod lifts it up it's standing God you've got so many moves with them as well oh no [ __ ] free tides or shoot three times it's great just gonna tell this guy to walk up to you he's gonna say yeah I cannot believe it just walked through the wall the destruction I was alive how the top of the wall is still perfectly fine there's like I've got no cover anymore because you're covering the entire map with them this is perfect this is exactly what I imagined this would be so you're all wait you are you all in that corridor maybe yes there we go oh no you know this is this is like an AI revolution against the alien this is no I for I disabled it but the rate Canon no write in it is it firing it hasn't fired for me oh holy [ __ ] let me just walk like here and then do this I think up that I don't put these boys together oh you're a perfect punching range now kiddo of how it doesn't like the camera just doesn't work it just sort of leans down and looks at it no it's almost entirely from above I know they just have to [ __ ] look straight down just blast them it's like Yao Ming versus a bunch of midgets or naw naw naw it's the mountain versus Tyrion this is amazing this is this is unfair this is outrageous this is outrageous this is a this is Anakin Skywalker this sort of [ __ ] younglings I think you know I think even the younglings had a better chance they did I [ __ ] know at least they gave like a paper cut or something like no that's it you'll pay for your crimes against my people oh yeah you at you and what Criminal Court you will pay for your [ __ ] crimes I'm gonna take you out chief are you gonna punch it oh my god it's Anna Mobile it's anna mobile robot and you miss sweep its legs it's over that was my last chance to make a mark and i've missed the critical punch i think this might be it chief this might be it there we go here we go oh it's not dead let me just fire at my third shot there we go i just sat there fired three shots of this thing god dammit it's over you beat me with your [ __ ] long like boys it's over Anakin I have the hiker it's not my fault that you said I asked do you want to point limit you said no it's perfectly within the rules we set I believe I still got welcome I might have one more chance to punch your [ __ ] robot no it's still life I don't think I can't oh no I've got a third sorry a fifth center pod goggles all the legs in space ship there yes that's the ball game it's done it's over punch one of your dumb [ __ ] babies you missed oh what a fair game Wow look at that I killed one enemies killed 12 I had Paul racing all right create custom match it shall we put a point limit on this time links yeah hmm so if I've only got 10,000 one sector pots amazing yeah okay that's their color right okay I'm good I'm ready the anti sector pod squad well I hate to be a disappointment I didn't have one who asked oh oh oh I see oh my god this hair right so I'm gonna tell you now I have a human Margaret Thatcher and the haircut is oh yes incredible Maggie fetch is gonna [ __ ] you send the aliens back where they came from Argentinian aliens privatize the alien force I don't know why you [ __ ] are like it's all me in the middle of the map no [ __ ] around this time I'm over watching sumption as you're over here somewhere but I really don't know Oh none of us want to [ __ ] reveal each other I don't know where you are are you in the disco building cuz I can see in there I don't see you are you who are you I don't know where you are [ __ ] it's like I'm hiding very well can't hide forever veil up there's him I see him oh no no no oh you've made a mang grief that pool captain did let no damage this [ __ ] massive muscle there we go boys look at that Canadian man honey missed Oh and missed missed again that's oh that one hit so 3 over watches 3 Davies oh four watches oh that one damage so you're all up in there interesting I've got the high ground Vale oh are you oh my god no way he passed it that wouldn't that would have saved him they're [ __ ] mints my yeah I did didn't even get the animation you just know which there we go come on oh ok I see that oh that's good news ah no way can I seriously do this oh this is so [ __ ] [ __ ] is so [ __ ] oh my god you're letting I don't get it I can see into the [ __ ] disco place where are you I can see him to the disco place you you must be brandy of all [ __ ] you've got to see Vale great concrete sacrifices have to be made sometimes hardly choices required the strongest wills you were a good boy advert cap did you missed any more oh my god nothing didn't even kill me you just sent me down to below nothing personal kid oh no I know you've got your little shitty your sly 4 somewhere and you've got these always shitty Kodak's [ __ ] hiding around all over the place codec like the camera company code yeah you got some kodiak's somewhere f absolutely shamelessly bidst we shall know fucus knife it Oh Margaret Thatcher is hiding okay you can't hurt her well Maggie of course is much the iron snow brown the Iron Lady well [ __ ] there she is she's a bush do you like that haircut holy [ __ ] nothing personal f my poor Berserker even getting didn't kill him kill him my boy is still alive having the time of his life in the disco room go-go dancing along to ABBA he's the real the grave know what he was the dead Sigrid he was the desecrate but no longer come at me fat [ __ ] faced a working class Maggie Thatcher is like my last trump card as long as she's alive there's still a chance put Maggie fat she's gonna bring it all back get a sick the Belgrano here in a minute send them [ __ ] goddamn she'll be no good to do [ __ ] know where the [ __ ] is manufacture shove a [ __ ] rocket launcher don't tell food behind enemy lines this [ __ ] by the power of Maggie was that [ __ ] mighty Fat Joe [ __ ] patches [ __ ] at the working class yet again I'm not even gonna [ __ ] kill your stupid face that's gonna split off if you [ __ ] miss this [ __ ] you missed this chair Doris oh my god I got a clone a pretty high pretty high health stone as well oh hell yeah this is some [ __ ] Mickey you are getting absolutely [ __ ] mullet come on I'm uninvited to your birthday party you missed this okay there we go oh I think you're gonna win this though I don't think Maggie can pull this off oof one hit one kill Maggie's that shirt the white death what middle-class death yes yeah and then there was only one but I think you've only got two grenadiers and they're gonna win this I know it Oh ever dispatch metal gear Margaret fetches a weapon to surpass metal gear this really is the thing is I'm gonna have to go and [ __ ] find her a surprise you can't see her when she's not very well hidden do you have like even an inkling of where she is I kind of know where she is did you just not did you not to see her no oh my god I'm headed to flee I'll get it caught Maggie where are you you know on the roof you know on that roof no I ain't no fights I wasn't I wasn't staying there oh my god where are you I know you're here somewhere I'm not here Eva where are you I don't know where are you I don't know where you are I've like scouted an entire roof and you're not there I'm just gonna stay where I am I think like my ability to recharge well there we go there he is take him down maggie siff I know yes Oh F that's that's ma he's now he's done for come on shield boy taking I get crit oh no the Iron Lady Margaret Margaret Thatcher is bleeding out revenge revenge uh speed hat for the save game fair enough in the sector Fudd's it's the [ __ ] sector [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm down with that [Music]
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Channel: Valefisk
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Length: 17min 58sec (1078 seconds)
Published: Tue Mar 26 2019
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