The WW1 Total War Game - Spicy Wind Edition

[Music] wagwan piff ting ain't nothing more Yi ting than the growly I can't do that hey what's the gravy baby Productions going on it's me here how's it going I saw productions and today we're looking at the great walmart for Napoleon total war in nothing more let than some poison gas am i right Gen Z I can't I'm sorry I can't relate to you but I would appreciate if you hit the like and subscribe button so I heard about this mod a long time ago it's essentially eight World War one mod but in the scope of Napoleon total war so you can kind of understand a meetly how standing in lines choose and get to each other from a few feet away doesn't really work and we'll get into that a bit later though oh boy why do all these europeans leaders all look exactly the same it's kind of like they might be related sure did like their incest back then didn't they I don't to play this one outside the scope of World War 1 just to try this out so I'm gonna play a Spain he was led by someone who looks like the human equivalent of a wet wipe okay so we've got an option to keep the factions loyal which is well no that's your big concerns going into this because if you've played a total war game you know that those alliances don't mean diddly squit yeah I've gone through all my provinces here and now we don't actually have a lot in fact we don't even really have an army we've got like a few rifles here and I don't know if they come with men or it's just that one gun but yeah it's all we got yeah I thought they might mind if this a little bit so this stuff won't happened but now it's still tour and France just declared war on me or on turning right and now Kaiser Wilhelm wants to go ahead and be my friend now you know what my power is feeble which if you couldn't tell just by looking at me I've been three five turns to bow this artillery I hope France is willing to wait around for me right got my army ready where the French haven't even attacked us yeah they've just been walking around our border a little bit but if you look at my dude down here the actual leader of my army he's dressed in yellow which is when actually I guess that I'm historical the French did going with blue uniforms but was more weird so I appeared to have Shrek ears you might want to get that checked out petrol right so the French are I'm going to attack we're gonna go ahead and we're gonna attack them they've got a bit of a gasser oh well that balance of power might be slightly in my side don't worry guys it turns out we weren't wearing big yellow uniforms in the actual battles just big red trousers or as we like to call them in the Spanish military tactical red trousers I'll wait the French half of them - oh we can figure out this I got tactical trousers - you know I'm just gonna go ahead and say the fact we're still doing line battles with bolt-action rifles just just how unprepared the Spanish probably would have been if they entered World War one well though the benefit of this is that we are essentially just a really big machine gun it's an it did the work against the French that's all I'm gonna say best part of our bill World War one so I don't even have to shoot these guys they are just slowly walking into my artillery fire thanks France I don't mind they're running away now heroic victory I can't just blow up like a couple thousand French people with high explosives no just by taking these like two French provinces we've probably taken more land in World War one than any of the Western Front ever saw in real life now looking over here France actually doing the word they've taken both Alsace Lorraine and they've pushed it actually into the Rhineland right now so I guess that's where their armies are cuz they're certainly not bothering to take me out do you want pizza yeah I don't think you what now only declares war on me tastes nice Oh finally we're seeing an actual French army over here but I put my armies tactically wait a second he's got shrek is - is this shrek is this will wool one in the shrek universe so anyway before i was rudely interrupted by the shrek people i've put my armies on bridges here so hopefully one of these armies comes and deals with me Oh guess I'm in the Central Powers now damn it Willie I should say I just wanted to learn the damn game and get involved in World War one so quickly oh my god what do you expect me to do well hell alright so friendship finally at that one of my armies on the bridge and we're gonna see how defensible they say that you've got quite a few soldiers and I don't have much yeah River Crossing bowels usually go a lot better when the enemy can't actually just shoot you from the other side I won't like this is definitely not like a rome total war bridge battle right now it's just not fair that they get to shoot me back honestly it's really it's really grinding on me right now like who do they think they are seriously who do they think they are okay I have doing quite a bit of damage to them oh I need to really go ahead and deal with this damn artillery because not only can they shoot at me they could shoot at me with explosives I kind of feel like how the Germans were complaining about shotguns in World War 1 now maybe I'm a little bit entitled here saying that does this game have shotguns cuz I I know they have flame for us but do they have shotguns because that'd be pretty good like for French guys hanging out in the field here trying to shoot me over the hill what are you guys doing do you know how rude that is just to shoot somebody gonna charge them with your sword like a real man I sorry I mean sword I mean knife that guy's got a knife why is that go charging with a knife yeah Spanish military's had to forgot it quite a few cutbacks alright you should look at the fat ramming that were knives is real sad times when I've shot so many French people over that River that I'm having to charge the enemy now which I'm sure this will go fine even though that they're essentially like we've already discovered machine gun fire because they're in lines sure these guys will be fine don't worry we've still got the guys defending the bridge and the French have randomly decided to come across maybe they ran out of ammo too and we are quite literally slaughtering them this is this is the bridge battle I've been wanting yes I was technically winning the battle but then I ran out of ammunition so now we're just kind of doing last-ditch charges just to get as many French casualties down so we can since one of my main army I don't mind losing these guys but as long as I take 20 French people with everyone dead Spaniard I'm good oh god now they're charging me at the ruins guys why are you just spinning Rathburn bulb dude okay so the friend you just gained like clumped up into this big puddle right now and it's just kind of going into like 1v1 so we might actually with I don't know I think with two more casualties oh yeah there you go they're running off we've got one down i they've got like three more guys left one of them being their general and then should be good no these guys still have ammo we just gotta hope these guys run out of ammo and come charge us we should be over guys dead but um please stop aiming you have no bullets are you trying to scare them out they're coming in here we go the last stand right now taking out more of them and they're taking us out at least the timer should be running out any second now as well it's already gone up now that's a heroic victory oh my god I absolutely slaughtered them but at the same time caught incredibly slaughters myself but Dave doesn't matter we stopped the advancing army and that's all that matters now we could just move our big army up and just finish this one off and they go tactical victory oh look what I just found in the research tree okay so this bridge battle going on does not seem to be going our wake so actually just mass rushing across but I do have some grenadiers Zoar engineers that are caught in this so we're gonna see what are you gonna do look those nails I love it when they explode like just kill sorry okay yeah we definitely did not get so lucky this time around there the French have to move from head to feet I mean we still put a big gap in their manpower there but yeah we also just kind of lost everyone ourselves ah doesn't marry way they're running away from my army right now so they should easy peasy get out of here buddy this is what I spank never got involved in world for once they would have just had it so easily Percy France called Britain at some point and now we need to go ahead and take your bra or a thumb oh that dad does not look like that's gonna be boding well for us ah the time has come for the Machine God have these like ridiculous bunkers it's technically a unit by our second year the bunker just randomly disappeared I don't know what happened to it let's just freeze Spanish people with knives the healthcare guard him what are the French have flame for our units but they're not using their flames they just throw grenades although I have seen one shoot flames but they're not doing it now they're just slowly walking towards my guys who are shooting the what were you expecting a sigh question but that's exactly what they were doing in world war hunt okay I'm mistaken the French guy just shot his goddamn flame fraud right there you see those smoke is he he should have whole bunch of flames but now he's not doing it come on give me one more burst one more burst of flame mr. French cook died of a heart attack okay so this is definitely where the losses could have start quick so it's just show buddy cut dad French army well I actually managed to pay off the bridge I'm gonna try to pay off the French as well it's like ten thousand gold so please mr. France please get away from me you wanna be sure you mr. France just tell me pin okay okay so what I've been doing is what I essentially do is I raid like these Italian towns I loot them which is why they're all destroyed and then I used the money to pay off people to stop being award me now Ellie was at a pastry no I need to loot you for money Oh brands gonna give me the knowledge of women in the workforce I was wondered how women can work I've got 40k from looting Rome so hopefully this is gonna be enough to pay everyone to just leave me alone hey are you accept 20k for pit Oh Micah finally I got an Italian revolt in Italy but they don't look Italian an airplane hovering over my universe what I also lost your bra at some point to some Spanish rebels for to worry about that right so last thing I want to check out is these ships I don't looked at naval warfare at all and we can build some pre-dreadnought so it's super expensive and that does not look like a pre-dreadnought but we'll give it a go that's not too good France who saw state capital with the rebels so I'm not the only one who loses promises to rebels all right if anything I'm Beck's I only Austra prua I didn't lose Paris right who better to test down our glorious new Navy on than the portrait games always a fawn in the Spanish I'd quite literally and it's time we take them out okay so when when they said the ships were pre-dreadnought I wasn't I wasn't really expecting them to be this pre-dreadnought and meetly my Admiral just got shot within the first minute of the bow thank you thank you very much right we're just gonna pretend that never happened although that probably was the exact state of the Spanish Navy during World War one so I guess it is accurate at least I get the satisfaction of shooting them with a machine gun all right I think the fall of Lisbon we're gonna go ahead and leave it here for today guys I hope you enjoyed this look at the World War one life or Napoleon total war and obviously is a work in progress or maybe work stuff tonight I really don't know I just remember hearing about this wall again for hey that might be fun for a video but yeah it's still a total war game it doesn't really fit the scope you know modernizing of warfare and stuff but I way I hope you enjoyed the video hope you leave a like it subscribe but if you want to get my new merch down below a link in the description and feel free to leave me suggestions for months for Pelt war games I love to check out a few more but until next time guys don't don't ever come near me ever again and yeah don't do it don't come it's okay [Music]

Channel: iSorrowproductions

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Keywords: isp, isorrow, total war game, total war, total war ww1, napoleon total war, napoleon total war funny, funny moments, funny montage, funny video, total war funny, total war guide, total war mod, total war modding, napoleon mod, napoleonic

Id: 8iF09yMIeGU

Length: 12min 46sec (766 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 26 2019