Scorched Earth Tactics in Age of Wonders: Planetfall

so I have I have my army of riot police Dwarfs led by the Underminer in Anna Bradley against Mad Max spacer trucks and their their dragon Oh boys the time is finally nigh its planetfall hour and i mean that literally because the game came out like right now but before we begin it's time to do something that I've never done before and that's to say that this video here is brought to you by the grand old boys over at paradox right now I want you to stop watching this video go click the link in the description which will take you straight to the age of Wonders planetfall Steam page where you can furiously add it to your cart and while the video is paused now is probably a good time to also adhere to my youtube channels about page and unsubscribe for me too that's a small price to pay for salvation so again thank you to paradox for supporting me here you know glad to see there's somebody out there willing to support me isn't that right dad all right he left years ago right sorry I was saying anyway right so we're gonna get a game off the ground here but there's just one problem there's there's a lot of different leaders you can choose from and that's ignoring the fact that you can customize them as well however as I was scrolling through here deciding what I wanted to do the very last leader on the list caught my eye that's mostly because he reminds me of the Underminer from The Incredibles I don't know why I think it's the height in the cape the game says he's one of the devar which I guess is how you spell dwarf if you have dyslexia so we're gonna go with him oh but what's what's his character type you might ask you know what are his goals his his purpose in life right well let's let's just have a look here the Prometheans are Planetary exterminators eradicating threats with pyrex fires they have weapons of mass destruction they have incendiary weapon oh ok I'm sold we can stop here let's go oh man it's not just any Underminer it's the space Underminer look at that look at those broad shoulders clearly works out alrighty let's let's see what we've got today alright so here we are in the game let's take a look around over here we've got us some some antlers from half-life automated police bikes from Blade Runner the Mad Max people have taken over this quarry a typhoon-class submarine yeah alright and some frost beetles cool okay yep that's normal oh yeah that's that's interesting looks like the theater minor is using an APC I am what units we have oh oh great we have a riot police all right then any seriously yeah riot police with what on earth are those guns okay yeah we got like dwarven riot police with nail guns oh this is good this is good all right now the first thing I think I'm gonna do before I even you know touch research or anything is I'm actually just gonna attack the Mad Max guys over here because they're sitting on top of an abandoned quarry right so if we can get rid of a Morton Joe we can we could take the quarry for ourselves this is fine we're gonna attack we're gonna declare war on Mad Max boys what why do they have a dragon why did why do the Mad Max guys have a dragon yeah they actually do why the Mad Max guys have a dragon I don't why do they have a dragon alright so it did just occur to me that I have not I've not even said a word about what's going on here okay so hang on a second right this game is basically like if you took Civ no no if you took endless legend right and you replaced the combat system with XCOM so I have I have my army of riot police dwarves led by the under minor in a Bradley I don't understand against Mad Max space or trucks and they're they're dragon apparently this is a Harrier jet never mind oh this is fine where's Jessica we're gonna take defensive positions and we're gonna hold our ground oh that's not fair they they've got the same idea okay we got to move up then we hit all right there we go we can hit them now hi yes immortan joe is no match for riot police oh never mind I spoke too soon the track the track it's movie good I was never expecting important show to tame Smaug this isn't fair okay what do we do about the dragon I think we should take the dragon out I'll help all the riot police fire at it there we go we got it smoke is down this is fine I don't think we're gonna lose any units oh no we're all right I spoke too soon good God alright well not a flawless victory but a victory nonetheless they had a second that that accent was a little familiar and were red I'm sorry we are we Russian are we Russian dwarves ok suddenly having an APC makes a little more sense I think over there we go we took it well have to wait a few turns before we can annex it but once we do you know we've got that quarry there we go problem solved what are we gonna build oh oh if I build this thing it unlocks mechs meanwhile I think we're just gonna send our scout out like into the ocean I guess there's another submarine why okay they're they're not submarines right I'm just I'm just seeing things I don't know I watch I watched The Hunt for Red October like last week I think I'm just seeing typhoon class submarines in here all right now for military research we are immediately gonna rush for for the purifier what on earth is that like an overweight prophet of regret right there woody what's going on Oh what's this Oh environmental hazard oil spill oh I see so the the water ditch district is BP headquarters I see oh man look at this thing it was really weird army right we have an APC three squads of riot police a hover tank and a mech like this gave is just nuts there's so much going on that like I don't I can't process it all at once now I guess we should build a settler or colonizer I mean uh uh no the antlions are getting aggressive now they're coming in now is it a good time I think to try out the mech oh now we're on Felucia oh oh that's what these things are the things for pollution Oh God getting flashbacks episode 2 rain oh this is not good oh man I think I'm gonna like these things that's amazing I have a let's see so he's got three action points sitting here let's see if we can't take him out in one hit oh we got him one oh my god weird that is definitely supposed to be Russian where we're Slavic dwarves okay alright there we go we got a colonizer where where can we go oh the only place I can see that I can settle is the plunging rock lines up here so I guess that's where we're gonna go let's go all-terrain vehicle Oh oh my god is the Underminer again Yuri Frank cough okay I see so these are also dwarves oh no this is a different player oh this isn't a miner faction right okay mmm what was that noise oh oh you're he publicly complimented me I'll thank you very much what a nice guy you know I like him we're gonna we're gonna be friends with him I'll nuke him last sis okay handle Hiro join offer wow look at this guy vadik the lost one yari will take him hmm what is he a villager alright what are we gonna do this guy I guess I guess we'll build him an army as well all right here we go let's let's found our city and while we're at it we're gonna clear off these frost beetles who appear to have captured a Roman standard on a Caesar would never allow this we need we need to take it back for them oh wow these are the Romans look they've got an aqueduct and everything sound aqueduct no no it said that's definitely a tram or something okay it really was an aqueduct oh my god send these guys here and we'll have them we'll have them dig in yeah you know what let's just entrench let's just stick some trenches you know holed up in here we might be here about four years after all these guys have like Isis em geez oh no that's lightning oh come on oh they have flamethrowers and they're throwing molotovs at my APC man my APC has like no health is he gonna burn out this turn oh he might hold on we're gonna use emergency shielding we're gonna call down a shield I know that's actually gonna save him but I can hope us definitely not he's gonna get shot at here oh there goes the EPC the hero is still alive though that's all that matters and we'll finish them off this turn there we go veni vidi vici give me that Roman standard back oh no but the EPC is gone oh whoa hang on a second here I can equip this guy with weapons oh hold on a minute I can get him a gravity hammer hand mortar Imperials sniper rifle the Dindin yeah you know what why not I'll take the Dindin given the Underminer a sword that is incredible look how majestic this guy is my god ops ready to prime Oh revised safety regulations native displacement act he can't have a few unfortunates blocky I wrote to progress I wouldn't be a paradox game if you didn't have the native displacement axe in there somewhere would you thought it's incredible thank you very cool all right well we should probably start building this guy his own army here so let's cue up some trenchers and some bulwarks as well Oh all wait no no go back no we're changing the production cue we have the flamethrowers guys we'll take five of the yeah why not we're taking five of these just give me a full army of them please photosynthetic Glenn I mean you know it it's not wrong right all right let's see what do we go for next biosphere subjugation firestorm projectile call in an airstrike that deals 25 fire damage to a target with high imp Oh oh boy we get napalm yeah we are we're definitely getting napalm oh look it's it's my favorite region of the world the stimulant zone scrapp clan he's calling me a scrub how dare you wait a minute these these gamers look at this scrub you think your guild is tough and I had no idea the Mad Max guys were such gamers as well why are they gaber's I don't love it I don't understand I love it they're gonna come for me right yeah oh god they're just oh alright they're just going to attack me like that okay this isn't good I kind of forgot that I owned that that location and the militia are outnumbered no I have a bad feeling about this one well you know what mr. Black Adder says when the going gets tough the tough hide under the table so we're gonna run away we got to get into somewhere with good cover and try and lure them towards us and the Mad Max gamers also have antlions on their side oh no those are spiders those are the EDF spiders Oh God can I just bomb them I can right there bomb and voice alright that's the plan we're just gonna run around in circles and keep using the bombs over and over again oh man the gamers are coming oh no this is fine right can I just use the bombs again I can oh I see but it's costing me money every single time and I can only use up to two so this is the only one I'll get should I'm gonna hold onto it I'm not gonna use it quite yet oh they're done for this is a and who knew the Soviet dwarf militia were so strong against these these helpless gamers there we go gamer destroyed there we go flawless victory uh-oh oh the typhoon-class submarine is looking at looking at my hover tank get out of there boys how interesting so we've got more operations here strategic native threat locator okay I see native threat locator and native displacement act brilliant I love it oh the typhoon class submarines have caught me out oh my god they are submarines well the chances of me being able to fight them or like nil wait can I not flee I thought I could flee I thought that's what this meant come on let me leave let me out let me out they're gonna kill my scout I know it alright we're gonna have to just go for it the very least we're gonna take one of them with us oh he's running for it what what what is that we fired a torpedo and it's a separate unit Oh No if this hits me I hope it doesn't do a lot of damage oh it's not good Oh none of this is none of this is good we're not even gonna take one of them with us this is so sad now that was it that was it we have a new hero Oh Oh you come with a mech yeah okay I'll take you all right well you know what we'll will take this trench or out put him on the base and we'll put the hero in instead there we go so we've got we've got a mech we have vadik the lost one in for flamethrowers we're going straight for the bugs we're gonna take him down I want to try out the flamethrowers I want to try out the flamethrowers let me try out the flamethrowers oh look it's the dragon pit oh man oh they're wearing fur coats they are they've got fur coats on and everything oh that's so good oh my God look how much damage it does Oh No oh but I missed wait a minute though these aren't flame throwers these are incendiary bombs boy do I love the smell of burnt insect in the morning oh my god they're so effective Oh Yuri's talking to us open borders yes yes of course my friend oh right as I have open borders I invent barbed wire all right we're gonna push this way you're going in we're gonna clear this sector out play what on earth is this cop give a space or helicopter they have a psycho gamer and then was this Annie Bob I'm all Lisa's on eat girl right not a gamer girl all right see here Oh firestorm projectiles you say it ain't me it ain't me I ain't no fortunate one Oh God oh good god this RV is ridiculous it's so good can't wait so can I use the flamethrowers on flying units I can of course oh and and the helicopter can burn one more hit one final effort is all that remains what's he gonna do oh he killed himself incredible just incredible wait a second who someone declared war on me I've wronged you too many times who are you I don't even know who you are what have I done hold on who is this that's just gone to war with me here the one with the black and red borders I don't even know where you are are you next to me and I just haven't looked yet oh I don't know I don't like this though I were finally gonna get to use this guy in his sword oh my god what are those what are these all right this looks like it might be risky but we're gonna try it what they played grenades play grenades oh this is a battle of vomit all right this is this is a mistake this is fine right this is fine look they're nice they're nice and clustered we can bring in some firestorm projectiles there we go Oh No I've lost we've lost the private police okay there we go this guy's almost bled out let's whack him with the sword go Underminer oh no oh he got him and He healed himself way he can heal himself with the sword are you kidding me oh my god you can't heals for five to ten with damaging fire cyber units there we go finish these guys off I think we're gonna be okay oh please don't kill him oh no no we lost isn't that like our faction leader as well we've lost him avenge his death do it avenge your fallen comrade come on that's right that's what you get yes victory but but at what cost so is he dead yes isn't he he's dead oh no he's not dead he's recuperating in the headquarters Oh oh thank god okay oh oh wait a minute these are the guys I'm a war with they have an army in here now oh he's he up here somewhere he's alright see this is why you're supposed to explore your own concept it find where your enemies are beforehand No to get this army up there as fast as I can all right if we can link these armies up we should be able to push these guys back oh oh oh no oh I'm so outnumbered oh no this is my own fault they declared war on me like six or seven turns ago and I just did not pay any attention all right this is it last stand think about all the civilians in this city you can't let them take it I've got lizards they've got flood infection spores they have elephant archers let them come to us well I don't like how close that is what Oh No I've not thought this through I've not thought this through I've not thought this through what what what does that mean what's going on oh this is they're the militia they don't even stand a chance why what is this matrix Tron what is going on all right what am I gonna do I do like no damage and I don't even hit anyway no to shreds you say actually what's the point why am I wasting money on shredder bombs right now it doesn't matter the militia are done for oh my god no no this is it the Germans are taking Kiev right now this what's going on here that's it small setback that's my city they lost they took the city Gibbons has fallen all right this will not stand this will not stand we got a we got to assemble the army move forward all right assemble the army at dunharrow we move come on I just realized I haven't actually modded any of these units have I so got to think what would be useful pest control oh yeah it's that that is such a good name okay so well mod those guys what about you and I don't know skill points okay no skill points okay we're ready we're ready - we're gonna retake Gibbins here we go boys all right for the motherland move in stick together though because this is gonna be this is gonna be pretty evenly matched I think hey burning it you better not be raising that City I swear it is colony oh no they're not raising it they're eating it are you serious this cannot stand so we got to move in here we go battle of the century it's time I look in there in the city now and we routes awful we're gonna play it we're gonna play it cool No no reason to rush in all right what what is that oh is that that's an operation oh right because this is a player so they have their own their own operations okay all right but we have five of these now still I think I have to use the firestorm on this spot here it's just too good it's just too good slightly out of range oh this is in range all right take him down oh okay that was that was not what I wanted you to do Oh what is the accuracy what is this X come come on all right we need to move you guys out of the pile are they infected with it now oh god oh there's so much slower oh oh that's not good especially for this guy since he has a sword all right this is fine this is fine this is fine this is fine I have this is fine I don't think it did I even land any shots this round oh not again God sleep no she put my flamethrowers to sleep all right all right all right all right we'll do this it's fine come on please land one shot today this is the battle I really need you to land bullets it come on okay there we go it's a little better Oh critical hit oh yes yes throw this do it oh really look at the fire now there we go it missed but it's setting the ground on fire and that's what's important anything that causes more fire is good in my book good god I almost lost this guy in one turn I am gonna lose this guy in this turn yep there we go more fire more fire those guys are asleep that guy is asleep putting all my guys to sleep please just land some hits oh okay there we go yeah that's what I wanted oh they just healed okay oh no stop stop it please finish them off yes there we go all right now we're gonna abuse fire come on let's go oh okay like I needed you to hit but okay that's fine more fire more fire come on if I can't smell the napalm there's not enough fire I think we're gonna do it I think we've got this am I gonna do about this I can't seem to hit these guys no matter how hard I try I spoke too soon all right finish him off Wacom and then spike gun oh ho critical hit there we go okay we got it we've got it now all we need to do is finish these guys off and we're good oh oh what a round this is it this is it we're gonna take get bin spec oh yes come on for the finishing hit we did it wait oh my god we did it look a look at the flames look at the flame marks there's a is a Pyrrhic victory though can I take Gibbons back now please that's it we took it back oh god that was nerve-racking I actually thought we weren't gonna do it for a minute there but we've done it we've taken Gibbons back the Soviet space dwarves are a resurgent once again so thank you for watching and I'll see you next time

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Length: 19min 40sec (1180 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 06 2019