XCOM 2's Multiplayer is a Waking Nightmare

miss miss miss de flexor miss please oh no no that's just cheating bastard do you have an intro link do you have anything you want to say no I'm just [ __ ] taking this KFC dude yeah that's all we needed to know we're gonna play my town the shanty town what point limit do we want this time likes what point limit do we want links I have six of them I have 6x do it anyway [ __ ] are we gonna do it alright [ __ ] it we doing it I'm gonna be prepared yeah you know what let's just take let's just take six of them that's fine so I go really badly cuz I've never played with this DLC before I have no idea what these new units do other than the description so here we go oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] here he comes let's look us that oh no they fixed it what what are you doing what do you mean they fixed it [ __ ] oh [ __ ] doesn't matter your plan failed Senate my plan did fail oh you're [ __ ] now boy gonna bore you oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] please don't fool me mr. Henderson that's the sound of become and Devore you that's just a really shitty ripoff of The Sound of Music the sound of boring sound of or so the nanos like eight children Anna nazi-occupied Austria where are you I'm like it's up at your spawn I don't even see you maybe well I'm not even looking at them up I'm just depressed at my plan didn't work my favorite Lord of the Rings porn parody is the one where the ants for the hobbits oh [ __ ] yeah the War of the Rings yeah yeah that's purposeful parody of Lord of the Rings like feature-length yeah no I wanna watch the extended editions of those 12 hours total I feel like the extra scenes of will really add casually added to the character yeah Gandalf just isn't the same when he doesn't for Boromir at the end of fellowship yeah gotta move away from the the board jokes can YouTube community guidelines I can the eye the eye of YouTube will get over me right now before Joe explains fire 10 minutes and it's not even funny we're just no I'd say completely an inside joke as well people just you know if people are just gonna say we're [ __ ] weird readers please don't Google for if you don't know if or is don't google it it's for your own safety the [ __ ] are you though Thanks how much further towards this end of the map do I have to go to be honest I haven't really moved that much not gonna lie you making me come to you are you but if you're if your squad name was any indication as to what you're playing as I think I'm [ __ ] was when I when I went with what I've gone with here I was not I was expecting you to have some organic material but the name Skynet kind of suggests you may be all robots oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no no not the Codex oh you found me you've got a Reaper someone oh wait I found you holy [ __ ] how did I find you already I'm right there I've run all the know across the map to get to you I didn't find a oh my god using Templars only 10-plus are you're via you're only using what what are you using code X's and then a guy of the grenades is that it yeah pretty much I was basically my plan was used the micro missiles on my robot to split up my coat by codex's right at the beginning and I never medic and I was gonna heal them all but it didn't work it didn't [ __ ] work oh yeah yeah Wow hope you drop your chicken there yeah okay nice that's dangerous Lynx you gotta get a beat you gotta be safe with knives don't play with knives I know we want to get no it's okay you're fine this isn't Dundee anywhere in the UK what do you mean this sewer looks this is what London's gonna look like post brexit get to live up my dream of being a rat man they are gonna create jobs after Brookes it as Rapp men in the sewers I don't know if you can do any of your over power moves home robots I can't remember this is outrageous unfair [ __ ] us focus I don't know any of this means focus yeah you probably should have like I don't know look that the DLC a little bit fight chip that's a lot you play look like so I sound like a like a person who does a lot of due diligence before making a purchase no yeah I did spend $1300 on monitors last night bruh it's a tax write-off yeah yeah this monitor it's a business it's the same with my xbox one that I bought around January that's a business expense not that I have used clay oh my god it's oh god I can't believe you did that go next for context right I bought an Xbox one and I bought the Master Chief collection and an al-qaeda I was gonna I was gonna record me going through the Halo games because I'm a I'm a big halo nerd and I missed them and then literally like three weeks later they announced the Master Chief collection was coming to PC and I was disappointed oh sure nothing personal kid teleports behind you this is [ __ ] it's outrageous this is unfair ah the [ __ ] oh sable that doesn't work I'm vaccinated oh [ __ ] Oh get him boy what the [ __ ] look he pointed at the target and then moved his pistol like 5 feet to the left and shot into the wall instead what is this game of [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm so disenfranchised that missed missed hit oh damn it oh yes one hit and I was on fire he ran through the fire I just gotta I gotta close the gap if I want to get anywhere here but I have one more trick up my sleeve young boy and what's that shooting you oh [ __ ] oh I didn't see that one coming holy [ __ ] wow what the [ __ ] did that come from where did that come from who knows the [ __ ] that ap round come from you got a sniper in the back somewhere if you flanking me you're in low cover mouth oh [ __ ] yeah that's two guys leave now I'm down to three it's gonna take some real highbrows [ __ ] to not die in this situation how many of you got left free no no no eight alright now come on miss no that was just enough got D on trips that useless in the face of my superior clone [ __ ] yeah yes Allah this is 50/50 what's gonna happen oh you flatten it what the [ __ ] is that those are veal [ __ ] oh you got one of them dammit three of my guys eating out I've got two guys on the field right now and that's it what the [ __ ] is that hentai haven [ __ ] shrekt you [ __ ] there he goes [ __ ] Vietcong sniper waltzing around with stealth that's actually what this [ __ ] is when the sewer rat starts speaking Vietnamese you know you're in trouble raps the rats why do you keep doing that I don't have any weapons I don't understand can't disable an energy sword all right I said come on dice oh look I actually is well [ __ ] L that's half my health gone what are you up to you thinking strategically what two guys left what are my options you know these are these are just the elites aren't they mr. blobby oh yeah Mr blobby he was I remember that I remember him with energy swords he was the arbiters right-hand man what does that make no lemons see the profit of buffing for Craig no it's the prophet of regret please [ __ ] get it yeah whoa eat [ __ ] links boy you see Val what the game was rigged from stop Oh No you're standing you're you're behind me are you with that [ __ ] sniper I knew it that's not the sniper oh now that guy's behind me oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] don't die I'll thank God now you're gonna snipe me me no [ __ ] I've only got one guy left this is [ __ ] I don't know I think you can you think you could defeat Skynet not in this point at this point I think I'm [ __ ] that's it it's over Vale I've got you off now the sniper in my sights deflected yes what seems [ __ ] [ __ ] you and you Sage's sinners well is this more time what option do I have links what option do I have none it is inevitable I am inevitable vanishes of the fog oh yeah right there okay oh [ __ ] that's like where can I go right there behind the wall I can't hit you from anywhere behind the wall you can see where you are I know I can't but I can't [ __ ] shoot you from anywhere come to me links you got to come to me come on miss miss miss deflects or miss please oh no no that's just cheating I do I only kill five uh-huh that said rematch you [ __ ] we're doing this again on a brighter map if you say so man hey there we go I am ready oh [ __ ] what you can even choose the map on this yeah yeah yeah it shows slums I chose my favorite way always my home slums it good somes are good some see good that's that's the that's the Tory Party motto isn't it it is yeah Teresa's gone that's your ex come video because Vale Fisk pays bill has come video unsalted its Demeter should make the brexit squad the brexit squad I'll be my next squad the brexit boys the brexit boys the brexit Bunch the brexit boys is like a really [ __ ] version of the Backstreet Boys you're gonna hang your mouth shut this generally oh wait a minute Oh bargain no that's the bunch in Boise the barge in Boise it's the volunteered voice oh my god this is cancerous okay boys let's get to work you cheap guys spread out and search for clues you're expendable oh I swear he's not the same idea I'm this is gonna be [ __ ] dumb I really hope not where are you boy hello oh look it's the spider made me an event trooper versus advocacy me from all the [ __ ] way over there I don't know Advent trooper wallhacks clearly oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no oh no one kill okay stun Lancer I have an officer get in there and avenge your brother [ __ ] oh no oh that is not No let's see well this just worked can I just do this yep pathetic where did that come from hmm there we go i shredded two armor that's all that matters with two rockets you got to have equal to oh yeah I want to demo experts this is [ __ ] what how the hell can you see him [ __ ] yep no complaints for me didn't he use the complex evasive maneuver of ducking okay that's it I'm moving in what what the [ __ ] just flies right into the house all right I mean I can't get you from there I hate this thing this thing is terrifying run away just try to a certain dominance here floats it floats out of the stab the wolf we got another tree for their nest [ __ ] yes it's like the Battle of stormtroopers nobody compared to anybody Oh hit him yeah no three knows the maximum as well free whole damage two to three daily got me there it's destroyed it's high I'm literally just running away go do your best oh he hit it though right in the center I how you've like retreated to your spawn here oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no oh no no already digging this guy's grave he's not coming out of line oh no I can't it's just not close enough oh well too close close up hey just a second oh what's going on what what have you done damage hello the gates like oh oh oh no no that's not fair that's that's that's not fair life's not fair I don't think he's alive anymore chief okay it's time it's time for the wrecking ball dude please sit please say if you miss I swear I'll never forgive you ah yes eight damaged it's nice it won't be enough whiskey won't be enough to safely oh [ __ ] I forgot about the zombie Oh Oh guys oh no I wish I'd taken that move back it's only one chance and that's if I hit this shot which I won't never mind we're a bit of chats boys please send me that cheatengine please the [ __ ] come on yes so I could take them out oh they all miss these are literally storm troopers they're useless no come on G survive good game I should oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] she's been had oh there goes the zombie oh if only I played it better I could [ __ ] consumed you can afford me I couldn't afford you and I would have got my house back oh it's all over now oh [ __ ] I forgot about that one damage oh wow paper cut oh no oh holy oh okay I thought that hit [ __ ] bad dude like I was help it's gone I love you like one damage to it there can be only one the king the king it's over I have the high ground bye chief oh [ __ ] oh no you need him to crit and do 20 damage won't damage north shits taking heavy losses oh I have to reload you're safe this time keeps bringing me back to the corpse of my [ __ ] guy I know he's dead the guy spent all my points on this [ __ ] dead seal of the Fate starts playing doo doo doo doo doo doo oh [ __ ] you didn't challenge him face to face you [ __ ] No - dude dude - [ __ ] that's the front of that gun is basically touching his helmet there isn't it any any last words links any last words well damaged just torturing him we're just torturing him [ __ ] Willy hit oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] now I know Kenobi duh my god I have to reload all right here we go so soon doubt oh [ __ ] mystery what the [ __ ] why is all that rubble floating in the air Tommy's just reload in an open field med oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] 104.9 oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it's over that was fun believe it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I need to take a massive [ __ ] oh I can hear it again here my [ __ ] [Music] [Music]

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Id: pRN1mjkR0SI

Length: 18min 45sec (1125 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 23 2019