Makeup Artist Tries 5 MINUTE CRAFTS SFX Hacks

yo zombaes if you don't know hey you all gotta stop you have one job back there i can't wrangle them hey would you like to make an appearance since you have so much to say if you don't know what five-minute crafts are you've been living under a rock because apparently millions and millions and millions and millions of people i feel so violated super inappropriate i was mid-sentence honey honey okay honey you're showing my bad edges i have to hold on to you creatures really get in their face a lot she's currently in her lady bits actually demonetized thank goodness for our video sponsor function of beauty i'll talk about that later though where was i millions and millions and millions of people watch 5-minute crafts and that's it i'm done i'm done this video's over good luck feeding yourselves three weeks later oh she's back she's back with style five-minute crafts do crafts that i guess yours oh i don't even think about this i guess you're supposed to be able to do them in under five minutes yeah that's where they got the name it's like the 99 cent stick they're the 99 cent store of internet ideas yes a concept that's right in the title yeah it's good marketing right there it's pretty solid which might be why millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of people watch their stuff and they have a lot of channels apparently and by a lot i mean i've seen at least two with the same video on it for the most part so i'm guessing they have millions and millions and millions of channels and uh i've had people send me these clips a lot over the years and today's the day that i'm finally gonna sit down and try them out for myself basically they recommend things using pretty much common household products which is another reason why i'm doing this right now because we're in the middle of a quarantine and i actually can't go out to get more supplies for sfx than what i currently have here which is starting to dwindle let's see how cheap fast easy and accessible these crafts are first i just gotta say this so they've uploaded almost the same video it's edited in a different excuse me it's edited excuse me again i wish i knew how to burp but i don't so i just have to sit with that uncomfortable feeling of like no no no well no i don't want to learn how to burp if i don't i thought you said you wish you didn't convert whatever i don't really i like not knowing how to for the most part it keeps me ladylike not that ladies can't burp wait who told you that's what a lady does i don't know movies the movie told you that the movies told me so then now that's just a fact it was a fact everything that happens in a movie is true yeah so like i was trying to say there are two main videos that i'm focusing on for this they are both by a five minute crafts channel one is five minute crafts tech and one is five minute crafts family but it's pretty much the same video just edited in a different order get this how many views do you think these videos have remember they have millions and millions and millions how many millions of views do you think these sfx videos have um one is three million one has four million one has 40 million what and one has 53 million what and they're from 10 months ago no you would have made a billion dollars i'd be a billionaire by now yeah hell yeah you'd be in the top one percent of the top one percent yeah if i had thought of these hacks first yes but i didn't how sad are you so sad i am clearly just jealous of five minute hacks i mean crafts i mean five minutes of unfairness let's get started okay so i'm gonna pick the one with 53 million views even the title like you know how we are taught as youtubers to like just just put our all into titles and thumbnails 26 movie makeup for your sfx look that is 53 million views i think they just go off keywords yeah that people are typing in tv movie makeup sfx look and a number numbers i guess do well so the most basic title that a lot of people are searching for i've been titling my videos all wrong i've been using all the wrong tips and tricks what do you call this video i'm gonna call it one tv and movie makeup for mikey's sfx look you should do it as close to theirs as you can and see if it works yeah because honestly if that doesn't result in at least 10 million views something fishy is going on the system is red the system is rigged there's someone on the inside definitive this turned from like a very innocent video into like a full-blown youtube conspiracy video investigatory video okay so i'm gonna title it one tv and movie makeup for mikey's sfx look parentheses make it controversial controversial parentheses the earth is flat that's the title of this video if you came here because you were wondering what the fluff is going on with me now you know i'm fine we're fine i'm just highly jealous just hit every demographic there is on youtube i think that covers everything so the first one shows a basic cut i have gone over cuts many times on this channel i have a video dedicated actually to three different ways you can make fx cuts none of those options are what they use here which is a glue stick so while i was at target i stumbled into the craft section and i found me a glue stick which i really could have used in the last video but here we are i did not mean to get the purple glue stick so she just she just puts it down on her head and she smears it okay that looks nothing like hers i think i need to warm up the glue stick a little bit so let's just totally sanitary totally a great practice during corona virus like this just gonna remove your makeup yeah i might want to remove my makeup under it so that someone's gonna tell me that it didn't come out as good as theirs because i didn't remove my makeup first so i'll do it oh if you're new here my name is mikey but spelled funny nyk ie i call you people to zombaes you people welcome to the family if this is your first time because this video is obviously going to get 60 million views please subscribe we'd love to have you so i'm i'm doing the thing she's doing although she did it in one fell swoop i think her glue stick is nice and warm i think she left it out in the sun which is not included in the instructions so i'm just going off of what is done in the video okay if there's more to it then yeah it's not accurate advertising i don't have 10 minutes to put this in the sun for a five minute craft that's math that's simple math is that supposed to be clear you look like you're doing a tinky winky cosplay did you just whip out a teletubby name what do you mean without that's common knowledge it's like abraham lincoln and gandhi most people probably don't have this i don't know what they would use in place of it but i happen to have the exact thing that she's using i'm really destroying this glue stick okay there we go we got a whole chunk that i hope is going to dry clear but i just don't think it's going to i think this whole experiment's blown because i got the wrong kind of glue stick i'm wondering why they made it purple because all it does is make it look more delicious and if i were a kid i would definitely want to taste what that grape glue stick tasted like honey did you eat glue as a child so i'm just gonna slice through here like she did oh scientific oh all right there's my cut now what looks like someone was eating a peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich over your head where's the peanut butter anthony i'm supposed to powder it now oh looks like i have a weird mutant scab now i'm supposed to take a brown eyeshadow and a red eyeshadow and a makeup brush and go over it to bruise it we already got some color which is gonna throw a wrench in the plans but we're committing to this one okay i know i messed it up already we're committing you're at the painted skin tone shut up no you're right that's probably a good idea we're gonna skin tone her up a little baby bit i'm a real makeup artist i should be able to figure this out i'll give him some credit where credit is due i fluffed up all right that's a little better i'm gonna redo my cut again okay so she did brown first and she just goes like this and then a red eyeshadow okay so then they make homemade sfx blood using honey and food coloring i could not find food coloring and i'm not just going to put straight honey on my face so we're taking a little bit of a shortcut and we're just gonna use fx blood and she just slides it right in the cut like so and considering i have purple glue on my head i think it turned out pretty good did it take less than five minutes without my ramblings yeah solid it looks like you ran into a shelf that was hung up a little bit too low you look like you were jumping on the bed and the ceiling fan was on by mistake one done what else can we do oh god that's right this one so this one's how to make homemade fx putty which is really code for scar wax my favorite thing in the world if i hate good quality scar wax i can't wait to see how much i hate homemade scar wax flour vaseline they do not give measurements so i'm winging it all right mixing it then she eventually gives up on mixing it with a stick and just starts mixing it with our hands oh god that feels like death can you describe it feels like putting your hand in like an orifice of an alien this is what i'm currently working with looks like i have birthday cake in my hand so in her thing she's got like a nice little clump going on trying to figure out where i went wrong i think maybe flower is the key maybe reevaluating my life choices is the key okay i have the tiniest bit of putty i've accomplished this it looks tasty kind of great i'm gonna put this on your face then what really yeah okay all right we're gonna use vaseline for better adhesion yeah there's some vaseline oh thanks my hands are gonna be so moist okay it actually looks kind of like the way hers did so we did that now we need to slice you open ah can you not i'm trying to i'm trying to get a real clean cut here it hurts no it didn't you're cutting my hand all right so now we cover it with concealer the problem is it's it's like coming up with the brush i don't know if i got the ratio wrong but this just isn't quite staying together the way it looks like it is in her video even though the putty looked the same before i put it on his hand and now it's looking a little jacked up it's got lots of texture yeah this looks like a topographical map i'm trying my best but honestly this one's definitely taking longer than five minutes all right and then she put staples in there but i couldn't find staples at target and i don't have any you don't have staples no a house is not complete without staples we are in a pandemic sir but honestly do you feel like this would be much improved with staples anyway maybe a one percent bonus i mean use your imagination guys you should just photoshop it in on here poorly no that's way too much effort go wash it go 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pandemic so she takes a square of tp rips it into a triangle she actually leaves these hard edges on it so we'll give that a go she lays it down here okay she uses water to just wet this and lay it on the skin interesting technique oh this is kind of satisfying actually i like this oh it just disappears i've actually never tried anything like this before it's pretty exciting water's the best adhesive true sticky tail oh i look like an old lady i love it oh oh now she just straight up takes the back end of her brush and pulls it down her eye uh all right mine did not work the same do you have single ply or is it double ply it's double ply uh i think you need quadruple ply what let's see if we can salvage this a lot of my tear is gone so i'm gonna add more toilet paper even though that's not what the instructions say the instructions don't say anything because it's it's a silent video [Music] i don't know about this one i had high hopes okay so now i need school glue the liquid kind purple this one's clear i did this one right and she's using a brush that i'm pretty sure is about to get ruined so i'll use a brush i don't mind ruining i guess so this is basically like using tissue paper and latex which is something that i have done on this channel it's just a little less official of a way to do it and with materials that i think are not going to withstand the test of time so the next step is i need to put concealer over this but oh she just goes for it when it's still wet i don't know how i feel about that i mean i i guess we can do that [Music] i'm touching so lightly but it's pulling up the toilet paper with it and it's moving it all around so it's in a different position let me try using a liquid concealer because i was using like a cream one a very soft cream one but a cream nonetheless maybe this will be better not super conf not calm i've warmed up that word yet it still makes me feel funny okay oh now we powder it and then she just sticks blood in the middle oh wait then she uses a sponge okay i feel like this is good for giving skin texture this isn't bad if you really don't have anything else i think that tissue paper and latex would make this a lot easier this is with fx blood and not a honey homemade fx blood so i don't know how that would break down the toilet paper even further potentially plus it might attract bears true which is something you really need to think about when you're out for halloween you can make homemade blood with corn syrup and food coloring that might be a little more tolerable but i guess corn syrup's not as easily accessible as honey but the grocery store has corn syrup so why not just corn syrup yeah instead of putting honey on your face because corn syrup attracts hands which is better than bears probably probably so the next video this one i'm excited for this is how to get a chelsea grin using elmer's glue that's it so it says apply at least three layers of glue with your smile lines one now does that mean three layers and you let it dry okay so she's letting them dry in between a professional blower yeah it's not even blowing on this necessity does it look dry to you oh [ __ ] you sound like a balloon and i'm getting impatient so i'm doing a second layer yeah okay that is my third coat and now i have to wait for it to dry and i can guarantee you this one's gonna take longer than five minutes by quite a lot better now we're gonna be really angry i'm already angry because this one's already taken what 15 and i haven't even fully waited for it to dry in between this is gonna take forever to dry one eternity later i've been waiting forever for this to dry forever what year is it 20 38 exactly this is not a five minute craft it occurred to me that i could have been using my time better by doing the next five minute sfx craft on anthony's face oh really okay right yeah why don't you join me over here okay oh you stretch out your skin and then let it dry and then when you let go it looks like you got a loose old saggy old person's skin [Music] wow okay honey open up no you're going to want to hold your eye like that that feels good all right let that dry can i get a blue or two [Music] those two thank you i'm gonna do some other parts of your face am i supposed to hold this whole time yep this is this is a lot i did this exact method on my channel years ago check out my old age video circa i think like 2014. did it work yeah but i used latex it's called old age latex stippling it's a great technique works very well but i don't know how it works with elmer's glue so let's see she's putting it near the corners of her mouth her forehead and her eyelid it's hard to stretch your face this way i mean i'm getting wrinkles on my glue spot here even i'm getting real wrinkles from how long this is taking moving back to the ass ass moving back to the last one well protein slip should i let go of my eyeballs taking it's not dry my right arm is about to fall off do it for the five minute crafts true i haven't been able to work out in a while so this is really good for my upper body strength there you go this is the part i'm concerned about they suggest taking scissors and being careful and cutting this open i feel like this is maybe some bad advice because it's on a family channel i don't think kids should be doing this you're just supposed to cut this open that's their technique you're doing great honey i did three layers of glue like they recommended but honestly this just isn't thick enough to justify waiting this long for it to dry and then cutting it open you could honestly do this with the toilet paper because once you fill this with blood which is the next step you're not gonna be able to see what you cut open anyway you know i love you just in the background committing to this i've been able to focus on anything you've been saying because i've been so committed all my focus has been going toward the energy required to keep my arm up like this for so long it's sticking 100 capacity in my brain right now i was going to say all of your brain power is going to that look i kind of have the wrinkle effect going i can't look on my face you can't see look with your other eye you have two eyes i can't control just one eye i'll show you when you're older can i let go of my eye you're not dry fluid that's part of the problem is that this takes more than five minutes it's been 15. blow me i'm tired of that oh my god you could have had it all you had to do is blow on it longer i stretched this and it was pretty clear before i let go you have no wrinkles there and you don't really have any wrinkles up here either does it just not look good in the camera or does it look that bad in person too it kind of looks like someone sneezed on my face it definitely just looks like you have household items on your face now it says to put liquid lipstick on top of this so just cover up all your hard work then you're supposed to paint the inside of your cut black i swear you could have just put liquid lipstick on your face drew a black line in the middle of it and it would look pretty much the same it didn't even need the glue at all you can't even see the glue no even up close the only thing you see with the glue is that it's flaking off at the end but now we just fill this with blood and that's apparently done all right nailed it what is she doing she's saying mom why can't you have invented five minute crafts i'd be living in a mansion this tutorial has taken a turn he wants the whole frame he said okay okay guys here's your moment you're wrong with the shine do whatever you want you guys are boring me they're not doing anything entertaining you don't look old at all you just look slightly shinier here and you look like [Laughter] no subtlety in that just being honest did i not hold my eye open long enough you definitely held your eye for at least five minutes yeah how'd she do that how long did she hold her like this let's just try it on the other side while we're here my glue's a little bit thicker from sitting out now maybe that'll help we need to give this our best effort all right i have put it on as thick as she has let it be known now we wait what is going on there why is that yellow like it's not getting blood supply [Music] why is it not getting blood don't mess it up we have one shot come on anthony that was air i'll do tongue good now leave it ripply stop doing makeup that requires a lot of control of your chin muscles and your tongue i couldn't do that for more than 60 seconds straight like this i dare you to try that for 60 seconds okay yeah that really is fine really you think you're going to do that for a very long time really looks like you've got a gap stop right now this isn't painful really your bump is okay okay okay now what is it hurting yeah oh oh you guys try it at home so there's no way to actually push your tongue against the side of your mouth long enough for a layer that thick to dry yeah how did she do it she must be doing like tongue exercises daily she's doing tongue push-ups to prepare for that video exactly she can lift her whole body weight with her tongue well this one's done that's we tried try it i held my eye open for 10 minutes it was hard and then i pushed my tongue could not do it for more than 60 seconds i dare you to get more than 12. 12 seconds yeah i dare you and then i dare you to leave a comment i'm not even gonna put white makeup in your eyebrows or powder in your hair because we get it you're not gonna look old look at that oh yeah oh ripley wants a piece of that the last one honestly might be the most successful all you need are some you should know the creature found that creature this is a 25 beauty blender creature ate my beauty blender honey it might still work no it's literally full of saliva up here it's sticky it's an uneven texture this would be great for fx now i could have used it as my sponge on this side great thanks creature you owe me money well [ __ ] where was i for the last one all you're gonna need are markers i assume washable markers but i'm not positive because they don't specify she uses a red marker to do this and this like a bite mark we're doing a bite mark then she uses i think water and a q-tip i'm gonna use a brush because that's what i have right here to mess it up a little okay it doesn't look super pg but it's fine then she uses a black marker to make little bites she dots the lines like that only to go back over it with the q-tip in this motion like she's straight up does that so i don't know why we doubted our lines to begin with but i would recommend a padding motion that would be an easy way to improve it without needing to really change anything else that looks like a pretty intense hickey good then she uses a purple marker and does the same thing why we don't know and then she uses a red pen on her skin for the final step she doesn't specify this but to me it looks like she puts a little bit of her fake blood on the bite marks so i'm gonna do that and that's that's basically that it's not the worst if all you have around is washable markers this is what five minutes of crafts get you for your sfx look you hit your head on a two by four you cried blood you smiled way too wide on one side and you got bit by someone and you got old so what have we learned today most of these take longer than five minutes most of them don't last longer than five minutes but you can't deny that they are pretty inexpensive you can't deny that they are pretty fun to do just as an experiment especially if you do have kids or you are a kid and you just want to play around and do some fun stuff i wouldn't really recommend it as an alternative to halloween makeup in general but if a certain element is inaccessible these aren't the worst substitutes in the world so i see why these techniques would be interesting to people 93 million people but there are a lot of other alternatives to these kinds of things using the same techniques that are still pretty darn inexpensive still pretty accessible and that are a lot more practical in terms of being able to move your face more having it last longer and honestly having it be more comfortable a lot of these things because they're not meant to be worn on the face feel really stiff especially the liquid glue so if you want to learn more tips and tricks and techniques i have about a million million million other videos on this channel it's still not dry it's been what 20 minutes creature i have a present for you you want to eat this just like you ate my beauty blender look at his toe you see this time look at his dew claw it's not even attached to any muscle or bone it just flaps he's a true creature look at this i don't even know if he has feeling in it i don't think so i don't think he even knows you're touching him right now hey creature i'm touching you he's about to fall asleep can you feel this creature blink twice if you can feel this you can feel it huh i feel like we just connected with it thank you for watching this week's video if you're new or lurking please subscribe for every like on this video creature grows a new fake toe yeah he could use some more and we'll see you next week blink twice if you want this video to be over was several blinks he really wants it to be done all right then it shall be done your five minute craft couple okay okay we're wrapping it up

Channel: Glam&Gore

Views: 3,533,568

Rating: 4.9617052 out of 5

Keywords: makeup, makeup tutorial, special fx, halloween, mykie, mikey, glam and, tv, movie, look, 26

Id: VF3FIaf-3jc

Length: 28min 56sec (1736 seconds)

Published: Wed May 06 2020