- Today we play guess who with tattoos. - Let's talk about that. (funky music) - Good Mythical Morning. - Please welcome our new friend from the upcoming films,
"Emperor" and "Cut Throat City", it's Kat Graham. - Hey! - Hey!
- Hey! - Okay, Kat, we're gonna be
diving into tattoos today. - Okay. - What is your favorite tattoo? - I was gonna say the ones that look like paint has been splashed on, but I actually love my own tattoo. - Oh, okay. - And it's, know thyself. Have you ever seen "The Matrix"? - Yeah.
- Yeah. - It's like The Oracle's kitchen,
she says, "know thyself". - Give them a look at it. - Just a little... It's very exciting. - [Rhett] You can't do
that with a paint splash. - No. - That is more intentional. - It's very exciting. - Well, it sounds like you
know quite a bit about tattoos. - Oh, yes, well versed. - We're gonna put your
ink intellect to the test, because it's time for, Hey you, let's go tit for tattoo man with our new friend Kat Graham. - [Kat] That's me. - Welcome to The Ink Rink. - Where your decisions are forever. - Oh, we're about to meet
a lineup of four strangers. Now our task is to pick which one of them has a very specific tattoo on a very specific part of their body. And to help us make our guesses, we each get to ask one
person a probing question or give them a specific assignment, and see what we can gather from that. We're gonna write our answers
on these white boards. Once we've made our guesses the tattoo and the
person will be revealed. - Points will escalate with each round. And whoever wins will
get a big congratulations in four different languages from the multilingual Kat Graham. - Four languages. - Yep.
- Yes. Round one.
- Round one. - [Stevie] Look at this beautiful panel. Will you guys say hi and
introduce yourselves please? - Hi, I'm Skip. - Hi, I'm Jordan. - Hi, I'm Susie. - Hi, I'm Anthony. - [Stevie] Someone here has
their own self-given nickname tattooed across their torso.
- Torso? - [Stevie] And just below that are two large checkered flag tats which symbolize victory and
that the marathon will continue. Who has these tats? - Whoa, there's a lot there to unpack. - So the torso is like the thug life area. - Your torso is where
your arms and your legs come together.
- I know. - And it's the middle of your body. - I know, if it was chest. - It's not just that, it
could also race car driving. It could be about Nipsey Hussle, "The Marathon Continues". - Oh!
- Oh. Okay. - You should have kept that to yourself. - Whoever is into racing. - [Link] Rhett, you going first? Go for it. - Yeah, and I'm gonna start with Skip. Hello, Skip. - Hello. - Name a fictional character that you find particularly inspiring and why? - Jack Reacher. - Is it the character
of Tom Cruise himself. - Oh no, I'm sorry, not Tom Cruise. It's the character. - Don't apologize. I was just verifying. - I've read a ton of those books. - All right, Kat? - Jack Reacher. - Anyone you want, but
you only get one question. - Hey Jordan, you got the tattoo? All right, I gotta ask the question. What are your favorite
hobbies that inspire you? - I play football. I like to ride dirt bikes. - You like to ride dirt bikes, huh? - There's definitely checkered flags in racing.
- Dirt bikes and racing. Dirt bikes.
- Okay. Anthony, let's say, you seem
like a YOLO kind of a guy. (laughter) - [Kat] What does that mean? - Let's say it means something else. What would those letters stand for? - Oh man, you only love oysters? (laughter) - Which is really weird if
that was how you really... - That's great! - Can we get that on a T-shirt? - YOLO, man, you only love oysters! - I love that. - Hey, get that tatted somewhere. - [Rhett] That's good. - [Link] Doesn't have to be the torso. - [Kat] Someone's doing it right now. - Wow.
- Okay, guys it's time for you to
write down your guesses. - You only love oysters, Kat. - Okay, all right, uh huh. - [Kat] Erase my doodle,
'cause I've been doodling. - Okay. - [Stevie] Rhett? - I went with Jordan. - [Stevie] Kat? (Kat laughs) - What? What are you doing? - I'm changing my answer.
- Okay. (Rhett laughs) - All right, my answer is Anthony. - [Link] It's kind of small. - [Kat] I write small. - It's the size of an oyster. I also said Anthony, even though Jordan was
talking about racing, I don't know, I'm just
feeling that oyster. - [Stevie] Will the person
with the tatted torso please step forward. (ding)
(Rhett exclaims) - Is it Jordan? - Let's see it.
- Dang it! - [Kat] I knew it! (Rhett and Link exclaim) - And what's that say? - Jayystant. - Jayystant.
- Jayystant. - I knew it. See that's women intuition, I knew. - Round two.
- Round two. - [Stevie] Will the
newest member of our panel please introduce themselves. - Hi, I'm Basia. - Basia. - Hey girl.
- Basia. - Yes, Basia.
- Welcome. - [Stevie] Our next tattoo mystery person not only has a full
sleeve tattoo of a tiger but they also have the words meow, meow tatted across their knuckles. This person used to go
around telling people they were a tiger who liked to meow. Who has these tats? - I'm gonna go first. - Do it. - I am going to ask Anthony, if you were a large cat, where would your favorite
place to curl up be? - I guess just any biggest tree. Any big tree. - Big tree.
- Biggest tree. - Biggest tree.
- The only tree. Okay. - Basia, can you give me your
most emphatic tiger roar? (Basia roars) - Wow, there's a lot of breath in that. (laughter) - Yeah, it was kind of a question. - [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. - How? - Like, how?
- How? - How did I get talked into this? (laughter) - Rhett, ask the question. - Susie-- - [Link] She's trying to be
real straight faced about this. - Convince me why cats are not evil. - They kind of are though. I don't know, they're not nice. (chuckles) - [Rhett] See, she can't even do it. - Sorry. - [Rhett] She can't even do it. - [Stevie] Okay, guys, it's time for you to make your guesses. Please write your guesses down now. - Man, if... - I'm ready.
- Okay. Why don't you go first? - Okay, fine. I know it's you. I know it's you. - [Link] Skip? - I know it's you.
- You think Skip's got a tiger going up his arm?
- 100%. - And meow, meow on his fingers? - 100%!
- And you know what? So do I! - Whoa!
- Whoa! - Yeah, Skip!
- It's not Skip. Hey y'all, this is oyster man. - You think so? - Yeah, this is Anthony. - Okay. - [Stevie] Okay. If you have a tiger sleeve and meow, meow tattooed on your knuckles, please step forward. - Meow. - Oh, you got us girl! - You think cats are mean? - I'm not a fan of cats. But I am a tiger, so... - Whoa!
- Look at that! - That's sick.
- That is amazing looking. - That is amazing. - And let's see them knuckles. - Meow. (Link laughs) - [Kat] I love it. - I get it, so the meow
is a little ironic. Round three.
- Round three. - [Stevie] Before we begin, will the newest member of the panel please introduce themselves. - Hello, my name is Jordan. - Hello, Jordan, how are-- - [Stevie] So someone here-- - All right. - [Stevie] Loves Winona Ryder so much they got the words,
Winona Forever tattooed on their upper thigh. Unfortunately, the tattoo
artist made a small mistake and wrote, Winona Forver. The tattoo has since been fixed, kind of. Who has that tattoo? - Kind of. I'm looking forward to that. (laughs) - I'll go first I guess? - Yeah.
- You should. - Man, I'm dying to know what
Skip's upper thigh looks like. (laughter) Just in general. Also your upper lip. I wanna know what that thing looks like. What's your upper lip looks like, Skip? - I have none. There is not one. - He does not have one. - [Link] It's kind of like Rhett's chin. - That's right. - Jordan, if you would, I would like for you to
accept an Academy Award. Give an Oscar winning
speech as Winona Ryder. - Thank you so much for this award. It's an honor to be here. Wow. (laughter) - You ain't gonna thank nobody? - You don't have anybody to thank? - You have nobody to thank? - [Link] What about Edward Scissorhands? - Yeah, thanks to Johnny Depp. Edward Scissorhands. She's getting in and out fast. - Okay, that's because you know nothing about Winona Ryder? (laughter) Or you just bad at giving speeches? Okay, Rhett? - Basia?
- Yes. - What's your stance on shoplifting? - I am so angry at the people
involved in the shoplifting. - Yes! - I was working in Macy's before and all the time in the fitting room I found a lot of sensors cut
with the scissors on the floor. - Oh, so you hate shoplifters? - Well, I can't say that word because that's a very negative word. - Oh, okay. - I don't like them. And I do not accept them. - You do not accept them. Okay, well I know where you stand. - [Stevie] Okay guys, it's time for you to write down your guesses. Please write them down now. - Winona Forver. - I kind of knew, and
then I thought I didn't, and then I think I know now. I got it. - [Stevie] Okay, Kat, you wanna go first? - Yeah. No wait, you gotta go first. - I was gonna guess
Anthony, but you know what? I made a connection. He lifted his veil for me. (Rhett laughs) I don't know how, I don't know why, but I really hope it's Skip. Please! - I don't know how or why I'm
agreeing with Link, but I am. (laughter) - [Link] Really? - Just call it wishful thinking. - Okay, on some level
you look like Winona, and on some level, you actually kind of
have Johnny Depp vibes. - [Stevie] Okay. - So I'm gonna say Anthony, 'cause maybe you had a crush on her. - [Link] Yeah, it's probably Anthony. - [Rhett] Probably. - [Stevie] If you're the one
with Winona Forever thigh, please step forward. (ding)
- You got it, Kat! - [Link] All right. Oh, you gonna pull your pants down? - [Rhett] Here we go. - Here we go.
- Upper thigh. - [Rhett] Okay. - [Link] I would call that lower thigh, I'm a little disappointed. (laughter) - He wanted a little higher. - Round four.
- Round four. - [Stevie] Will our newest panel member please introduce themselves. - Hi, I'm Jalina. - Hey, Jalina. - [Stevie] One person here
has an arm completely covered in a collage of many tattoos. And the other arm, nearly
completely covered. These tattoos include things like, a flying phoenix, a
dragon fruit, a dragon, a set of stars, and
plenty of nautical themes. Like traditional Chinese water patterns, a nautical star, and this
person's favorite animal, the green sea turtle. - Basically two full sleeves. I mean, that's quite a pain tolerance. Jalina, tell me about the most
painful physical experience that you've ever endured. - Well, I had my wisdom teeth taken out, all four at once, just on laughing gas. - Okay. - And this last one got
infected for two weeks. It was very uncomfortable. - Don't cry now. I'm sorry to bring it up. I'll move on. - Skip, I would like you to pretend, that I am a little baby sea turtle. - Can I also pretend this? - (laughs) Sure. Who just hatched. And of course, you know, a lot of those don't make it to the ocean. I want you to encourage
the baby sea turtle on his journey to the ocean. - You can make it, little guy. Keep going. I'll keep the birds away, just keep going. Keep going. You got it. (applause) - He knows about the birds. - And there's also like
lizards and snakes. I mean, those turtles
gotta make a run for it. - I will observe that like, that turtle did not have far to go. - [Rhett] No, no, no. - Like, three steps. - [Rhett] Yeah, yeah. - Pirates. (laughter) - Yeah, that's right. I'm listening. - Ahoy, matey. Oy vey, that's my expression. So that's not a pirate. That's my pirate expression. Yo, ho, ho, you know any? - Arg! - Arg is a great one. Basia, can you give me a pirate expression that you would make? - Go attack this ship! - Go attack the ship!
(laughter) - Wow, you really set that one up. Go attack this ship. - I thought she was talking
about sheep, but okay. - I loved it. - [Stevie] Okay, guys. It's time to make your guesses. - Oh dang. - Dragon fruit and a dragon. - [Rhett] And a dragon. I'm ready. - Rhett? - Skip, do it for me one time. - Skip, I know it's you. - No, I think this is Jordan. She's got that sea turtle vibe. - The green. - [Stevie] Okay. - Okay, that may be it. - [Stevie] If you have
two arms full of tattoos, please step forward. (ding) - It's Skip!
- What? - Here we go. - Let's see them. - Uh oh.
- Oh my goodness. - [Kat] It's going in. - Skip is transforming
before our very eyes. - Oh yeah!
- Whoa! - Skip, oh my gosh!
- Look at Skip. It's a different person. - I'm leaving my apple box. - You're a different person, Skip. - I think that was the idea. - There's the dragon fruit. - Where? Oh, right here. - Sense of humor. - And all navigational. The ship's wheel. - That's a turtle, right there. - And the full turtle. One of the brewing companies
over in the islands. - You're circumnavigating
your own arms right now. - [Kat] That is so cool. - From all over the world. - That means that Kat, you are our winner, and you're gonna get to
congratulate yourself in "Good Mythical More". - Thanks for subscribing
and clicking that bell. - Now you say, you know what time it is. - You know what time it is. - Hi, I'm Denver Rose
Harmon and this is Bourbon, and we're in Bakersfield, California, and it's time to spin
The Wheel of Mythicality. - Like I say, always name
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Skip has a glorious mustache. Kat fell flat with me in GMMore.
Look at this article, guys! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8113065/Kat-Graham-manages-look-fabulous-caught-rare-Los-Angeles-rainstorm.html
It was published on March 14th, and it says that Kat went on GMM earlier that week! This episode was recorded two months ago!!! Mythical sure does have an incredible pre-recording system.
Two Jordans in this episode of GMM, and neither of them the one I wanted it to be. :(
I am continually amazed by how much pre-social isolation content they are still putting out! My goodness, I thought they would have run out by now! They must have filmed and filmed and filmed when they knew it was coming up...
the monopoly man is real!
btw look how rhett got excited when susie said she also thinks cats are evil, it's like he found his soulmate or something
Skip ain’t lying, there’s loads of Jack Reacher books.
Kat was excellent in the show, her jokes and personality fit really well with R&L
I never thought I'd say this but I wish she put a shirt on