- Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fastest of them all? - Let's talk about that. (GMM theme) - Good Mythical Morning! - Please welcome back,
one of our favorite guests and the star of the new
movie Sonic The Hedgehog, Ben Schwartz. (clapping) - Thank you so much. - Welcome back to the show, man. - Thank you, very good to have you. I have a sinus infection so I can't touch. I can touch fabrics. - Okay, we're touching fabrics. - No touching today.
- Great. - Okay, so obviously you're playing a very fast character in this movie but do you consider yourself a fast guy in real life?
- What a great question. Thank you so much for the
hard hitting questions. I do not, I'm actually very slow. I remember when I was
playing JV basketball I ran once and one of my teammates said I run like a chicken, and since then I've had that in my head and it's destroyed me for running for the rest of my life. - Was it the flapping? - Oh yeah, I was flapping.
- That's the problem. - And I was wearing feathers on my head and I was laying eggs everywhere I went. - Okay.
- The whole package. - Full package. - Maybe we'll get to see that in action because we're gonna put all
of our speed to the test. It's time for-- - [Ben] Usain Bolt is the
fastest man at running of course but who's the fastest at stupid tasks: Me, Rhett, or Link? - [Link] Or Ben Schwartz? - [Ben] Nice.
- [Link] It's still rhymes. - Okay, each round
we're gonna be presented with a specific task that we all must do and whoever can finish
that task the fastest wins the round but the two
slow losers from the round will immediately have
to complete an unknown "slow punishment". - Points increase as we go and the winner receives a super
fast congratulation speech from Ben Schwartz. - Wow. - Wow, this is gonna be fun. (rock music) - Okay, so we have some tissues here. - What are we supposed
to do with this, Stevie? - [Stevie] Your first challenge is to see who is the fastest at pulling all the tissues
out of their tissue box, but you can only use your mouths. - Oh God.
- Oh, seriously? - Oh, so it's not fun? (laughing) So you can't use your hands for anything? - [Stevie] Correct. - Oh well. - Man, I was so ready. - This is gonna be a mess. - They at least stuck it to the table. - Do you guys try? You try very hard, right? - [Rhett] Oh yeah, I try very hard. - You took off your (beep) glasses, Link. (Rhett laughing) - But I don't try very hard, so. - Well this is gonna be near impossible. - [Stevie] And... Go. (muffled grunting) - It's more of a neck one. - I feel like... This is a terrible gift. (muffled grunting) - Oh I did it, I did it. - What? - I did it. - Oh, so freaking dizzy. Hold on. Seriously? - I did, yeah, but also
I'm embarrassed that I won. (laughing) So like, I did it but
also I hate that did it. - Okay, so we have a stack-- - I'm also not very competitive so if you guys wanna win. - I was trying really hard, Ben. - Okay now this is the
punishment for the two of us, let's hear it. - The losers must slowly
shake a shake weight while slowly singing "Twinkle
Twinkle Little Star". I cannot tell you how happy
I am that I won this thing. Ready? On your marks, get set, go. - (singing) Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. - This better be the only one like this. (rock music) - M&Ms, you're already in there? - Do you ever guess what
it is before it happens? - It's not worth it. (laughing) I've been wrong so many times. Stevie? - [Stevie] Okay guys,
your next speed challenge is to see who's fastest at sorting a bowl of M&Ms by color. - Sure. - [Stevie] It sounds easy, right? - Ugh, if you say mouth again, Stevie. - [Stevie] Which is why you'll also have to wear eye patches. - Two eye patches? - No depth perception. - Oh, good, so I can't hear and I-- - Is this really gonna make a difference? - I think this is the most
embarrassing show you do. - (laughing) Okay. - [Stevie] Okay. - But this is the question, Stevie. Stevie, how are ya? - [Stevie] I'm great. - Good, glad to talk to you. First time talker, long time listener. My question is as follows, do we separate them on the blue thing? - [Stevie] Yes. - Okay.
- Okay. - In just piles, right? - [Stevie] Yes. - Why do you have so many questions, guys? We're sorting M&Ms. (laughing) By color, it's pretty straightforward. (laughing) - Okay! - Do we have to stack them? What?
- Oh, you look good. - Oh, you like this look? - I kinda do. You look like a mess 'cause your glasses. (laughing) So this is even worse
'cause you can barely see out of that one 'cause
it's a little tilted. - That's right. I have an instant headache. - Oh my God, this is so difficult. - [Stevie] On your marks, get set, go! - Oh, that's smart, you
guys already poured them out of the thing. - [Link] Okay. - [Ben] I bet you're
good at puzzles too, huh? - I just love sorting crap. - I have a little bit of OCD so this is very exciting for me. - Yeah, I love it. - [Ben] We kinda can't see how everybody else is doing either. I feel like Rhett tries hard, correct? He's not even gonna talk, oh, he lost one! The game is afoot! - I'm done. - No you're not, are you? - I was done but I lost a freaking-- - [Stevie] Oh man, it's Link. And Rhett almost had it but that drop at the end. - When I knocked that freaking pink. - You pouring it out was very smart, huh? I kept them in there. - It's not as perfect
as I'd like for it to be so I'll continue to work
on this while you guys have to endure the punishment of-- - Kiss very slowly for three minutes. (laughing) While I'm sick. - You must slowly compliment the winner. - Oh, great.
- Me. While slowly getting poked by sporks. By me? Or by other people? Okay, good. All right, I'm just gonna sit here. - Are we doing it at the same time? Which part of my person
would you like to spork? (slight laughing) Hereish? Great, you got it, buddy. - Feel free to go first. - Link, I think that
you're not only a talented and funny person--
- [Stevie] Slowly. - Oh Christ. - Yeah, slow it down, mean it.
- Link. - Yeah. - You know when I see you sometimes I feel myself being so inspired I can't hold it down. Have you ever watched a rainbow explode into a million stars? That's the feeling I get when I see you because you bring so much grace, so much humor, so much civility towards everything that's
happening in the world. And it's not just that
the spork is touching me, it's that you've changed
the life of everybody. All these cameras here. Rhett, take it from here. - I think you've confused
slowness with low volume. (laughing) I'm going to go slowly - Oh, that's true, I screwed up. - I think you're just going slower because you're incapable
of complimenting me. - Link, let me speak. (slight laughing) Congratulations on your win but realize I only lost because I dropped an M&M. (slight laughter) - It's not a compliment, can you turn that into a compliment? - I love your sweatshirt,
available at mythical.com. - Wow. - Only because you turned
that into a promotion am I gonna let it slide. - I think you're confusing slowness with low voice. - We can't get slow. - Everybody turned into James Earl Jones. (rock music) - [Stevie] Okay guys,
for this next challenge we want to see which of you
is the best speed artist. - Spartist.
- I'm terrible. Oh, a spartist? Okay, I'm great at that. - [Stevie] David Hill,
who's currently wearing noise canceling headphones has no idea what you're about to draw. I'm going to tell you
something very specific to draw and whoever finishes their drawing fastest must yell "Done!" and then
show David Hill their drawing. The other two players can
continue their drawings. If David correctly guesses
what the first player has drawn they win the round. - Okay. - [Stevie] If he can't guess it, the other two players can
try and steal the points, just yell "done" when you're ready to try. - Stevie, are we allowed
to use words at all? - [Stevie] No words. - I shouldn't have asked. - [Stevie] On your marks, get set... - Is someone gonna tell us what to draw? - I hope. - [Stevie] Yep, you know what
that was a really good point. - Okay, got it. - Go! - (mildly panicked yelling)
Just start drawing the world. - [Stevie] A chicken eating
an ice cream cone, go. - [Rhett] Yeah, we just
talked about chicken, right? - Great, done. - Done! Oh, you're first. - [Stevie] Ben. (slight laughing) - [Link] Okay. - Looks like an elephant licking a tree? - Okay, great. (laughing) I got it, I win, right? Wasn't that what it was? - No, I guess you get to go second, Rhett. - Okay, done. - A chicken and some
eggs, or ice cream cone? A chicken licking an ice cream cone? - [Stevie] Yes. - Whoa! - An elephant? (laughing) - I mean, it does kinda look like eggs. - That's an elephant right there. I think that's what you did. He was thinking that the ice
cream cone was the elephant. - Yeah, I get it. - You know, 'cause you've
got this whole thing here. - This is the Boss Ross Link thing. (slight laughing) - There's your elephant. - All right, let me see that
punishment over there, Link, for you slow boys. - Okay. - You must slowly tweeze one nose hair while slowly whispering, "I'm a bad boy." (laughing) - The slower you tweeze a
nose hair, the more it hurts. Trust me. - How do you? Don't we have to see
where the nose hairs are? - Oh, I'll just reach up in there and I'll probably get 40. - (laughing) Oh God. - Where's my single? - Oh yeah, where is, this, that? - [Link] Here we go. - Oh, I already got one, sorry. I'm a bad boy. (laughing) - I'm a bad boy. - [Rhett] Oh gosh. (laughing) Yes you are. (rock music) - Seems that we've got
some sort of fruit echidna in front of us. - [Ben] What does echidna mean? - It's like a porcupine. - Oh, very cool. - Is this natural or are these toothpicks? - [Stevie] I don't know what that, okay yes, those are toothpicks because this is just the
classic speed challenge of who can pull all the toothpicks out of their grapefruit the fastest? - This is dangerous. This is sincerely dangerous. - Yeah.
- Yeah, even doing this is hurting me. If you try to go fast
you're gonna hurt yourself. So who invented this one, Stevie? (laughing) - [Stevie] Get on your marks. (laughing) - I mean truly, let's see what happens. - Get set, go. - [Ben] Oh no way. Oh, Rhett has already won. - [Link] Well he's moving fast but not a whole lot is happening, it doesn't seem like. - [Ben] No, it just sounds like noise. - You really can't pull
more than one out at once. - No because you need to hold it, oh well maybe, now it's like a little bit of a rhythm. The ones that are farther down are harder. - [Link] It's starting to
emit a scent that's pleasant. - [Ben] There was a bad
smell when we got in here. Remember that?
- [Link] Come on, yeah. - What was the bad scent? What do you think it was? - I don't know, I thought this was it but it's not because this smells pretty good.
- Done! - [Ben] Jesus Christ. - [Link] Look at that, I mean. - Ow, I'm burning! (laughing) All the holes in my hand
have citric acid in them now. - Yeah, it feels terrible. - You got holes in your hand? - Yeah, 'cause I just went at it just. - You're someone who's pretty competitive, what's the feeling you get from winning? When I win, I'm like,
oh that was pretty fun we all had a good time. What do you feel? - It's just like massaging myself. - I think it's like for once in a fleeting moment he has a slight sense of purpose. - Oh, that's right, yeah. - You're on top of the world? - Yeah man. How did another one get back in there? - I win. - Ben wins. (laughing) - Stevie said there were no rules. - What's our punishment?
- Cheater! Oh, here we go. The losers must slowly smell durian - There it is.
- While also slowly raising the roof.
- A durian fruit? - Yes. - Oh my God. I've done this before, it is terrible. - Talk about prickly,
look at this monstrosity. - [Rhett] All right,
smell it slowly, boys. - And saying what? - Raising the roof. - Okay. - So we're gonna-- - Have you ever smelt one of these before? - Yes. - Eating them is one of the worst. - He likes it.
- Yeah. - But you're like a big weirdo, right? - [Rhett] I'm weird. - Okay. - Wait, can you show the inside? For someone who's never seen it, it looks like little
oysters living inside of like cottage cheese. - [Rhett] That's exactly
what it is actually. - Oh, is that true? - They determined that last year, it's not actually a fruit. - What is it? - It's oysters living in cottage cheese. - Oh my goodness. Oh, incredible.
- It's like rotten flesh so let's get to it. - Raise that roof. (Link coughing) All right, thank you to Ben
Schwartz for joining us today. Make sure you check out Sonic The Hedgehog in theaters now. He's Sonic. - And thank you for subscribing
and clicking that bell. - Oh, you know what? You gotta give me a really
super fast congratulation speech 'cause I won. - Oh, sure, you got it. Rhett, congratulations,
you're the absolute best. It was unbelievable that
you pulled those out and you really care about winning so when you won, you won, way to go. - Yes! - When you won, you won. All right, thanks for subscribing
and clicking that bell. - Now you say "You know what time it is". - Ay, you know what time it is? - Hi, my name's Dan. - And my name is Arin. - [Both In Unison] And we're at the top of Mount Taranaki in New Zealand, and it's time to spin
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Can Ben Schwartz just be the guest every week? He fits in so well with R&L and is very entertaining.
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