- Can you paint with a vacuum cleaner? - Let's talk about that. (electronic music) Good mythical morning. - If one were to rank, their home appliances
in order of preference, would you judge them? - I would. - Well then I feel judged
because I've done it. And barely edging out the sweater shaver in my home, for the number one spot, is the vacuum cleaner. I have a special relationship
with my vacuum cleaner. - That you do. - But I didn't mean it. I just mean that I liked a vacuum. - Okay, well. This episode
may be traumatic for you because we're about to get
very weird with this thing you have a very special relationship with. It's time for putting things in things, vacuum cleaner edition. - The vacuum that we're
gonna be using today to suck up weird stuff
is the Kalorik, with a K, water filtration vacuum cleaner, which we got for $100 at Nordstrom Rack. Not a sponsor and- - Fancy Nordstrom Rack. - This is also not a sponsor. - Y'all went to Nordstrom
Rack to get a vacuum? - Yeah they did. I've never used this before.
- Let's destroy it. - Yeah, we chose it because... - It's from Nordstrom Rack. - No because it sucks up
liquids and all types of stuff. And it's clear so you can experience what's happening in its innards. - Alright, let's experience things. I'm trying to figure out how you have a special
relationship with this. That's the first thing on my mind. - I enjoy it. - Okay. Also, you know what, one of the big reasons
- Do you use it normally? - that I hate vacuuming is because I can't eat the stuff
that my vacuum sucks up. But what if we're gonna change all that? We are gonna change all that. - What if we were? - We're gonna take what would be the ingredients
to loaded french fries, and we're gonna load
them into this vacuum. - I recommend doing this
before sucking up nasty- whoa! It's blowing on me. - Now I've got a theory that you should start with the sour cream cause then everything
will get coated with it. Wow! Bacon bits!
- Hold on, hold on, hold on! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Go to the fries next, man. No sour cream came out. Oh look! You're right! All the fries are being
coated with sour cream. - [Rhett] Look how they
just go right in there. - And look at how they're coming out. They all have a smattering of sour cream. - [Rhett] That's right! - [Link] Jesus. (both cheering) - It's spattering on the front. - Onion. Jalapeno. Look at it banging, it's banging on the- - Look at the back of this,
look at the back of this. Look at the back of this. - Get some, get some of
that. Get some of that. Alright, turn it around, turn it around. - I think it banged off of that. Oh yeah, get it, get it, get it. Oh that's fun! - [Rhett] Keep it shaking, it'll come. Keep it shaking. I want a little bit of that. - Ow! My finger! - Well it's not... I thought you had a special
relationship with this. You shouldn't be afraid to put your finger in there.
- Look at that, look at that. I'm going across. I'm mixing it all up.
Getting every last bit. Alright, two more, one more. Alright. And... Stop! - Alright let's unlatch this sucker.
- Wow. That was... That was a lot of pleasure. (crew laughing) I mean. I got goosebumps. Can you see that? - Look at that. - I freaking have goosebumps. - Look at what's happening on the inside of this vacuum cleaner. - Oh my gosh. Now let's suck that up! - No!
- Oh. - You coulda suckened up my face! Look you just come in here and... Oh man. It's all the
way, it mixed so well. (food crunching) (laughs) - [Link] Oh gosh. - These are so loaded. These fries are so.. Taste is a little something different. - [Link] It's like a chopped salad. I mean everything is mixed. - You could set this thing
out in the middle of a party. And then, it's a little hint, that, "Hey, guests. Before y'all leave, y'all gotta clean up." - Now let's express our artistic sides, with this vacuum cleaner by painting or letting it do the painting. - Yes. - So we've got some little
white canvas cubes in here. A one two three, four, and
then a fifth one right on top. - Well that's, I call
that a squaranetic cube, but I'm no geometrist. - And then we got, it's a very thin cube. - Right. - We've got some paint balls. Or really they're just balls
that have been painted. - They're like bouncy balls
that have been dipped in paint. - So we're gonna suck them into there, you know what, hand it back and forth. We're trying to get a smorgasbord. - Yeah. Abstract man. - Okay. - You ready? - Yeah! Imma start with some blue and Imma start yelling preemptively. (vacuum whirls) I just wanna get a few. - Whoa ha ha! Whoa! - Now where does that go? - All around! - Here's a yellow one. (Link screaming) - Let me try. Yeah yeah yeah. - Look in there. (balls hitting the vacuum) - [Link] Keep going, keep
going, keep going with that. (vacuum sucking) - Hey, hey, hey don't get my balls. - Every man handles his
own balls in this town. - [Link] Yeah! - Oh no we got a bowl! (both screaming) - What's happening? Did you break it? - No.
- Okay. - I just touched the bottom of the bowl. Okay I'm gonna get the last of my red. - [Link] And that's it. Okay. - Oh golly. That was exciting. - Oh man. I thought I was...
- Man likes some Picassos up in here. - pumped after the fries,
but this is taking things to another level, man. We expressed ourselves all inside a... I mean first of all, we've decorated the actual vacuum
canister. That's beautiful. Look at that. - Isn't that beautiful? I call it- - Do we have a sharpie? We should sign it. - I call it: day at the park. - Aw it's been stuck to it. - Well you know what? Let's let it dry. - [Both] And then we'll sign it. - Look at that. I call this one: a little
later at the same park. (crew laughing) - Ow! (crew laughs) It's like a rubber band
sticking that thing. What do you call that one? - I call this one: I disappointed my dad. - I call this one: why's your dad disappointed
in me? We're not even related. - I call this one: party at Darryl's. - [Link] Party at Darryl's. - [Rhett] Yeah. - So we're gonna sign all of these and we're gonna give them
away to random members of the Mythical Society. If you wanna join now,
you'll be in the running. - Yeah. Www.mythicalsociety.com
go do that. - Boing! Self promotion. - These are pretty! You know what? These actually look like something you'd see on an
aisle on Nordstrom Rack. (all laughing) You know, that is the really
weird ironic thing about this. It's like you go all the
sudden, and you're like, "Whoa! Grandma look at that. We should just put these
all over my dorm room." - Speaking of the Mythical Society, every quarter we release a
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plan by September 30th. Get this puppy. I just dropped some of the, a hose. - It's okay. - Okay, let's get into it. - If you're like us, when you
looked at this vacuum cleaner, all you saw was the
potential for a snow globe. So we have a diorama scene. We've got houses, we've got trees, we've got a snow covered field. But we got to make it snow
inside this snow globe. So I'm gonna turn this puppy on. - Okay, do it. (vacuum whirls) Ready? - Wow it's a blizzard! (both screaming) It's covering that house right up. - [Link] Look at that blizzard. Whoop! That is clean. Cut it! (vacuum powers down) Oh man, we have got
quite a drift back here. This entire house is under.
- [Rhett] This is not your problem. - [Link] Hey you got one. - Hold on, hold on. I just realized we forgot to put the people in. I got a plate full of people over here and they gotta in town.
We gotta send them home. - Suck em in. - Turn it on Neal! - Three two one. - Y'all ready for a little trip? - Oh my goodness! That is violent! Add more snow. And you know what? - More snow? - Yeah add more snow, and
Imma turn it on and off to make it fall a little bit. - Ah, oh nice, I like that. I'm pumping, you pumping? - Doesn't really... It kinda gives a sensation
of a blustery drift. - [Rhett] Did you cover
all the people yet? - [Link] Oh yeah they're buried. - [Rhett] Alright. Okay, but here's the thing. Is that, you know the snowy seasons are getting shorter and shorter. There's a lot more rain in the world. (laughs) - Plus snow globes, are
usually full of water, or some sort of liquid.
- That's true. So, just add water to your snow globe. - Oh, everything's starting to melt. Oh my goodness! There it is! It's really gushing! - The house is floating. The house is floating! - Everything is floating! That's nice. Look at that. It's coming out. I'm
getting a little shower. Glad I've got on my cloak. Look at this. - Well that is a happy little snow globe. - I don't think anyone who lived in those houses is happy. - Hey we're, you know,
just tryna demonstrate the reality of living on Earth. It's not always easy. - I spent a summer as a ride operator at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk and I remember one day this one kid... I could tell he was getting sick on the spinny ride that I was operating. And I couldn't stop it in time and he barfed over the whole thing. He had eaten a number of hotdogs, which I had to hose down off of the ride. I wish I woulda had one of these - Yeah. - to suck up his wiener refuse. How much wiener can it suck? - Yeah, we wanna know
just how big of a wiener this thing can take. And, so we're starting with little smokies and going all the way to kielbasa. - Alright you wanna place some bets here? I don't think it's gonna get, I mean, it's not gonna get past a
Hoffy Premium Beef Frank XXL. - I think it will. I think it's gonna stop on the signatures so
like Jumbo Beef Franks. - Alright. - So second to last.
Alright fire it up, Neal. Hello, smokie. Oh this is easy. - Oh there it goes! - Smokie's down.
- I got one in the middle. I got one in the middle! - Yeah, they're bouncing everywhere. Hit it, hit it. Oh oh! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. - Okay. I'm moving onto Hebrew National. You know what? I think I understand your
special relationship now. - I like to clean. Oh there it is! - No problem with these.
- Yeah look at that. - No problem. Moving on to coffee. - That's easy. - There's a lot of pull on it. I mean it's really really really really sucking on this thing. - Yeah. - Alright moving on.
- Let me try. - I think that's gonna be no problem. XXL. (both laughing) Right in there! - You see it wiggling? You see how the whole cables
like (imitates vacuum). - It's so fast! You got one in the middle. I mean, I didn't think
these were gonna make it, but I think it's gonna
have no problem with these. Look at the size of that wiener. It takes one second to get through. - Look at that! - Can I do one? Can I do one? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I mean even if I really kink it up. - It grabs the wiener- - It's getting real kinky with it. - It grabs the wiener
right out of your hand. - It goes right through the kink. - Oh it can't take that. It can't take that. Can it take that? It can't take it. - There's no way man. - I mean there's no way. You can do it! (both screaming) - Hey you wanna do it? - Yeah I wanna do it so bad! - Here. - Look at this thing! Oh, look!
- Look at that! - Dude, could you, I mean
can you believe it? Look. That's the same wiener.
That's not a trick wiener. That's the same wiener that went in. - No jump cuts. - No camera tricks on this show. If we put a wiener in a vacuum, it gets in there. - I'm so proud of us. We've reach new heights. - And we came up with a new game. Because look, if you
count those as two points, the ones that went in the middle, you got two, four, six,
two little smokies, we got ten points. We
got ten points wieners. - Thanks for subscribing
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