- Can we tell what these
weird products are used for? - Let's talk about that. (upbeat theme music) - Good Mythical Morning. - Please welcome back to the show from the new movie The House
with a Clock in its Walls, in theaters today, it's Jack Black. - Alright.
(crew cheers and applauds) Welcome back, man. - Hey, Jack.
- Thanks, you guys, it's good to see you guys again. - So glad to have you.
- Thanks for having me back. - Just got a small bone to pick with you, - What, talk to me. - Last time you were here, you ripped off the head of our cardboard Santa, and I noticed you did not
bring a replacement with you. - Well, I'm a Jew, and
so I don't have access to those kinds of cardboard merchandise. - Alright, forget I brought it up. - That was a heavy metal
classic rip, though. I think it was well worth
the loss of Christmas merch. - It was worth it. - What's gonna happen today, I don't know. Okay, so in the movie, you play a warlock who lives in a house with
a clock in its walls. - Exactly right.
- It's the title. - Yes.
- Well, warlock is not in the title, they shortened it. - No, it's The House with
a Clock in its Walls. It's been voted the most
difficult title to remember. - Okay, so in the trailer, you say, I don't know what it does,
except something horrible. So in the spirit of not
knowing what something does our crew has acquired
a slew of unusual items that do strange or unusual things. And we are gonna have
to guess what they do. - Oh, I love this. - It's time for The Game with the Freaky
Product in our Hands. - Okay, we're gonna get
a weird item placed here on the desk with no context whatsoever. We're gonna inspect it, play
with it, you can taste it, whatever you need to do. - Oh, and then we're gonna
write down on these whiteboards what we think the item is. - Oh, okay, hold on, let me get mine. - You get it right, you get a point. If nobody gets it right,
Stevie will award a point to whoever she thinks, in her own opinion, guessed the closest. - Right, and then the winner
at the end of the game gets to keep any item of their choosing. Alright, let's get started
with the first one. (clock bongs) - Here it is, it's metal. It's got a ring inside of a ring. You wanna touch it, maybe
put your tongue through it. - That seemed wrong, I was
only doing what you told me. - Well, I won't be putting
my tongue through it. - One side of it is, whoa. It's unbreakable. It's got teeth right there, Jack. - Yeah, it looks kind of
like a Sterno flame thingie. - [Link] It does, yeah. - I have a guess. - I do, too. - [Rhett] Not bad about this. - [Stevie] Alright Rhett,
why don't you go first? - I don't know if I'm
right about the vegetable or fruit, is that a vegetable,
I say carrot peeler. - A carrot peeler? That assumes that all
carrots are pretty straight, but a lot of carrots. - Yeah, not a carrot it's a
peeler of some kind, I believe. - Okay, Jack.
- A cutter of some kind. - I'm going with a Sterno flame thingie. - Yep, you stuck with your instincts. - [Stevie] Link? - I just think it's a weird
cookie cutter of some sort. It certainly could be. - [Stevie] Okay, this is
a corn stripping tool, for getting the kernels off of the cob. Amazon says, quote,
the corn stripper tool. Is easy to use and clean,
perfect for salads, cornbread, and others. - You do the honors. - So, wait a second.
- Do the honors there. - You were pretty close
when you said carrot. - I knew I wasn't right about carrot, but. (Jack grunts) - It's as easy as one,
two, three (screams). (clock bongs) - What material is that, it's rubber? - You got rubber on one side, and you got, I mean obviously this goes around the back of your neck, right.
- Of course. That's exactly what I was thinking. - [Rhett] But then what
happens with that part? - And then on the back there's these, I mean you got this point thing. - Link, just go ahead and put it on. 'Cause I don't think that you wearing it is gonna give us any
clues as to what it does. - It certainly goes on. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - It certainly does that. So then it's just a question of why. - That is the question, is it not. - Why on Earth? - It emphasizes your cheeks. - [Jack] It really does, yeah. - Maybe that's what it
is, maybe it's for models. - I got it, I got it. - [Stevie] Alright, we'll
start with Jack this time. - I think that it's a
Cirque du Soleil CPAP mask. (crew and hosts laugh) Only for people in Cirque du Soleil that have a snoring problem. - [Stevie] Okay, Link. - I think it is a high cheek enhancer that you wear while sleeping. So then you take it off and
you go out to Rodeo Drive, and you're like. - It's an option to surgery, though. You would wear this every night. - Right, it's a trainer, cheek trainer. - Rhett.
- I went with a cheek exerciser, I think
if you were to do something with your face, you
would be building muscle. - [Stevie] You guys are all over this. This is the Hourei Lift Bra,
a trendy Japanese product that's worn on the face in
order to lift your cheeks to get rid of smile lines. And we do have the
instruction manual for you. - But you don't wear it in public, it trains you for going
out in public without it. - Link, you're the closest, yeah. - What country is this made in? - Japan.
- Japan. - Oh right. - Okay. - I was being very
delicate with it, and then, oh, oh, oh.
- There's a lid that screws off.
- Oh, oh, oh. Things keep happening. - [Link] We can take a look. - Oh, look, look, oh,
there's more, and look. - [Link] Is that a hole in the bottom? - It's a hole, see straight through. - Reassemble it if you would. - There you go, and
then this goes in there, and then this goes on top. - Okay, yeah, I think I know what this is. - I actually have a feeling. Rhett's still writing
everything he can think of to try to get a point. - No, I'm pretty simple. - [Stevie] Okay, Rhett, let's see it. - It's a plant pusher. - A plant pusher? What is a plant pusher? - Well, my uncle's also a plant pusher. This one in particular just pushes. You get a little plant,
and you put it in there and then you push it.
- That rings true. (Jack and crew laugh) - You know, a plant pusher. - [Stevie] Okay, Jack. - I am pretty sure that it's
an insect habitat enclosure. Because if you notice, you
could put the bug in there, and the air could come
out from the bottom, is that true, oh no, no. - But only when you poke it. - No, there's no way for air to come in. I'm wrong I'm wrong. - Okay, then maybe it's a dead specimen. - A dead specimen enclosure. - I think this is like a magic trick, like something you get from a magic shop. - You know what, that's
not a bad guess at all. - I don't know what
you'd do, I have no clue, but it's a magic trick. - [Stevie] Okay, this is an egg cuber. And Amazon reviewer G Otis said, if, like me, you despise
ovoid hard boiled eggs, this is the product for you. - So that's a hard boiled egg. - And no matter which way I
turn it, it's still a cube. - [Stevie] I think that
is kind of a magic trick. So I feel like Link gets this point. - Really, more than a plant,
- Aren't eggs plants? Eggs are plants, right? (clock bongs) - Oh goodness, that's heavy. I mean, how much do you think that weighs? - I'm gonna say not that much. (crew and hosts laugh) - Hey, that's cool.
- We'll say maybe, seven and a half, five to seven. - What does that say? - Schwegler.
- Schwegler. - So this is a Norwegian something. So there's a bunch of, like, rolled-up cigarillo papers or something. - I was trying to see
- And a brick. - If this was some sort
of musical instrument. - I don't wanna say any of my thoughts, 'cause it might give away, - Oh, you think you know what it is? - I always feel like I'm close. - [Link] I mean, that's
basically a brick, guys. - I think I got it. - I think I'm getting
some of your vibes, Jack. If you think you've got it,
I think I'm stealing it. I'm not looking at your answer, though. - Don't even look. - [Stevie] Alright, Jack. - I'm pretty sure it's
a Norwegian bee enticer, 'cause as we all know, the
bee species are going extinct, and we need devices such
as this to entice the bees out of their natural habitat to make them have sex and stuff. - Inside of bricks.
- That's right. There's no more enticing, - I think I am picking up on your vibe because I thought it was a
heavy insect farm habitat thing. - You kept it more general,
so more than bees are invited. - Well, I'll say non-bee. - Okay, good, alright,
if there's any mention of bees,
- I don't know what it is but it's something,
- I went in a different direction.
- Like a hornet or something. - I said it was a Norwegian
moisture collection device. 'Cause you know when
there's floods in Norwegia. - You're saying in Norway, if
there's a desert in Norway, and you needed moisture,
you would just take that. - No, if there was a
flood, you would set this in your basement, and it
(sucks), sucks it all up. - Oh, moisture collection. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Gotcha. - So tell me I'm right. - [Stevie] Okay guys, first of all, this is German, but close. It is the beneficial insect nest, sold on GarrettWade.com
as a place for bees and other beneficial insects
to nest for a, quote, handsome, eye-catching
and beneficial addition to your garden. And I'm gonna have to
award the point to Jack, because as Link stated,
he did steal Jack's mojo. - He said non-bee also. - Yeah, he also did,
- I did say non-bee 'cause - You said definitive bees.
- Bees make their own hives. You don't have to make a hive for a bee. (clock bongs) - [Stevie] Okay guys, final
round, and I feel Like this should be worth two
points for extra suspense. - Yeah, I feel that way, as well. - [Stevie] This is a
two-pointer, let's bring it in. - Alright, a handheld device of some sort. Batteries on it, it's flashing. - [Rhett] It's blinking it's
blinking, it's blinking. - There's a number, it said zero. - [Jack] It's like a-- - Don't do that? I got some head shakes when I did that. - It could be dangerous to do that? - Oh! - You dirty dog. Dang it man, let us see it. - I got ya, I got ya. I don't know what it does, man. - What is it, they got me nervous now. - Oh, I think I know, I think I know. - But it doesn't do anything. It doesn't do anything. - Let me try it, let me try it. Oh, if you do it a bunch
of times the numbers go all the way up to nine. - Put it on nine. - Ow, oh, I think we found
what this thing does. - Did it just shock you? - Yeah, oh yeah, it did. Now you feel it. - I don't feel anything. - You don't feel, now how do you feel? - Nothing.
- Oh really, now how do you feel?
- Nothing. - Well then let's go to seven.
- Nothing. - Let's go to eight. - Nothing.
- Bull, come on, nine. - You do it. - Aw, come on, you felt it, you felt it. - I didn't, I didn't. - I think you need to hold it. - You gotta hold it.
- And then push the end. - Ahhh. - You gotta conduct. - [Link] Here, you try it. - It's like isometrics. - But why?
- But why, and don't push that to
your temple, brain shock. (Rhett and crew laugh) - Brain shock. - Okay, I feel like we're
all gonna get this one. - I just hit this thing out of the park. - [Stevie] Alright, Link. - I'm saying this is a
nine-level shocker for kids. (Jack and crew laugh) - That's good, I think you
might be onto something there. - [Stevie] Okay, Rhett. - I said it was a Norwegian
electrical pleasure device. - I love that Norwegian
made it back into the. - [Stevie] Okay, Jack. - I just went with portable
electroshock therapy stick, in case you need a little bit. - Just a little jolt.
- For the brains. - [Stevie] Okay, this one
has a really quick name. This is the Meridian
Energy Acupuncture Pen Laser Electronic Pulse
Analgesia Therapy Machine Body Massager Pen Pulse
Monitor Pain Relief Silver, and the website includes
this map of your meridians. - [Link] Oh, that's a very accurate map. - [Rhett] Yeah it is, well. - [Stevie] Guys, I gotta
say Link is immediately disqualified for saying the
phrase shocker for kids. And I think this one goes to Jack. - Yeah!
- Yes, you said therapy, and it was a therapeutic device. - You could put it almost anywhere, except for the tip of
your penis, apparently, I didn't see a dot there,
but everywhere else is like, oh yes. Put it on your lips, put it on the top. - Nothing's off limits. - So Jack, you get to choose,
which one do you want man? - Testicle adjacent shock,
but don't go crazy, guys. - Would you perhaps be interested in? - No, dude, I am going home
with this baby right here. I've got a lot of things I wanna shock. - Thanks to Jack for being
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I just love the way that Rhett acts when Jack loves one of his jokes.
Jack meshes so well with them. I didn't think it'd be as good as the last one since it was great, but this had a lot of laughs as well.
Oh my goodness yeaaaah!! He’s back on the show this is rad.
Have they ever played this game before? Pretty great, simple format. If they haven’t, hope they do it again!
They also have great chemistry with Jack!
Tenacious D & Tour of Mythicality ???
Saved me having to post today’s thanks!
What does Shocker for kids mean? I was so confused when Stevie disqualified Link for it.