- But where? Today's episode is quite unethical. - Let's talk about that. (quirky music) Good mythical morning. - Now everybody knows
that when you need advice on how to live your life,
make wise decisions, the best place to turn is. - Your mom. - My mom? She is a wise woman. That's not what I was thinking. I was thinking Reddit and I
thought you would say Reddit because you're a Reddit man. - I am a Reddit man. Every night before I go to bed, usually, I'll peruse a little Reddit. - You're a Beddit man. - I'm a Beddit man, but I'm really just looking for my mom on there. - Well, I think I have your mom's number and I'm, I'm not making that
up, so I'll share it with you. - You're in contact? - I mean, occasionally if I need to be. Okay, there is a subreddit
called Unethical Life Pro Tips, which is full of people giving tips on how to accomplish something
using highly unethical yet often very hilarious tactics. So we're going to explore
that subreddit to find out who's got the most unethical brain. It's time for, Do These Good
Boys Know How To Be Wicked? Maybe after this game,
we'll steal your lunch and then lick it! Okay, so we're going to
channel our inner unethicality. - It's easy for me to do that. So Stevie is going to read
us basically what is trying to be accomplished in the
subreddit, and then we're going to guess what the actual
unethical strategy to accomplish that said thing is. Yeah, points are going
to escalate each round. In the end, the loser will
get an unethical surprise. Don't know what that is. Stevie, cue up the first
unethical life tip. - [Stevie] Okay, boys. What is the unethical pro tip
to get out of responsibility for accidentally hitting a parked car? - Okay. - So you were caught hitting the car? - [Stevie] No, you want to
get out of responsibility. - You've hit the car, but
you haven't fled the scene. - But you're trying to
not be responsible for it. - Just write enough to
explain it, I guess. Okay. See, I want to be good at
this cause I want to win, but I want to be a good person, so that means being bad at it. - Well, let's see what you're saying. - I said earlier note.
meaning when no one's looking, you have this note ready in your car and it's a note of apology
from somebody else, not you, talking about how badly you hit the car and you slide it under the windshield. It's like, dear sir, I hit your car. I had to leave, but here's my number. I hit it really bad. So if anybody comes after
me and also hits the car a little bit and probably
doesn't do any damage, it was really me that did the
most damage before I split. So call me. - That's confusing to me. (laughing) I went with something that is unethical and could end up getting you caught, but if you're a good actor, you can do it. You just yell, somebody hit this car. There he goes, and you, you
point at somebody else leaving, and so sort of the whole like, he who smelt it, dealt
it kind of situation. - Okay, mine's clearly
better than yours, but. - [Stevie] According to
Reddit user abeannis, the answer is, save business
cards of people you don't like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write sorry on the back
and leave it on the windshield. - Okay well, Link
definitely wins this one. That isn't what you said. - [Stevie] I'm confused by Link's as well, and I, and I did feel Rhett's
answer was, was valid, but yes, please explain what you mean. You mean like going back in time? - No. - I hit your car, but
somebody had already hit it in the exact same spot before me. - Yeah. - [Stevie] Okay, got it now. - Which is a ridiculous thing to say, but it is way closer to the real answer. - [Stevie] Okay, Rhett, you're right. We'll give Link the point, so. - Hold on. When you hit somebody with
your car, your car is damaged. - [Stevie] How about
another one, shall we? What is the unethical
pro tip to getting away with hitting your boss
in the back of the head as hard as you can? - Oh. - Oh, this is easy. - I've actually thought about this before. - I've actually seen this one done. - You go first. - You act like you got hit too. (laughing) It's just like, you hit
them on the back of the head and as soon as they turn around. - So like. - Ow, what the, was that a bird? Was that two birds? - Must've been a flock of birds. - Man, did it, how, did it hurt? Was it real hard, 'cause it
was real hard on my head. - It's just like, there are no birds. We're in an office. - Yeah, that's actually a
thing they do on YouTube. I see this prank quite a bit. - Mine is the good old pocket wasp. Always be carrying around
a de-stingered wasp, and then what you do is you just haul off and you hit your boss in the back of head as hard as you can, and
when he turns around, he's like what the crap? You're fired, and before
he says fired, you say, "there was a wasp on you. "It was about, it was about
to get ya, but I killed it." That's what it is. - That's really good. - [Stevie] Link, I don't even. You are like, almost
exactly right in a way that is so confusing to me. It's, it's from Reddit user sylocule. If you glue a dead wasp to your hand, you can hit your boss
on the back of the head as hard as you'd like and
act like you've saved him. (laughing) - The pocket wasp, it was a hand wasp. - I don't think you need to glue it. You just need to hold it. - Oh, you're saying you hit
him while it's in your hand. - Hey, that was pretty crazy. A freaking wasp. - The fact that they
selected wasp instead of bee. That specific.
- [Stevie] I know. What is the unethical pro
tip to find your phone when it is lost and on mute? - Well, I know the ethical way. - Just with the app, the find your phone? - Yeah, use the find your phone app. - Okay. - All right. - I said, steal another phone. Now hear me out on this. I'm not just saying, because
you can't find yours, take someone else's phone. Someone else who's around the place where you're pretty sure you lost your phone, take their phone temporarily. Let them realize that
they lost their phone, and as they look for it, they're not going to find their phone because it's in your pocket. What they're going to find is your phone. - That's, man. Originally I said, hire a sniffer dog, but then I said, steal a sniffer
dog to make it unethical. - Sniffer dog. - So you find the sniffer
dog that specializes in sniffing phones, I'm sure it's a thing, and then you have to steal that dog, use the dog for your services, and then you can return the
dog after he finds the phone. - See, or keep the dog, and you know. - It's more unethical if you keep the dog. - [Stevie] Okay, this is from
Reddit user p00bix, who says, "Lost your phone, and it's on mute? "Simply kidnap a child then stay put "wherever you think you left your phone. "Eventually they'll
send out an AMBER Alert "and your phone will buzz." - [Link] An AMBER Alert. - Ho ho ho ho. - But it, you know, I just
said steal another phone. That's kind of close. - I said steal another being. - [Stevie] I feel like again,
I think we have to give it to Link because it's so, it's so close to, he should submit this, yes. - His is really good, but. - You're commandeering someone else. - It's not close. It's better, but it's not
closer to the real answer. - No, it is better because. - I stole a being. - It's better 'cause
you're, I'm commandeering someone else's efforts to do something. - I mean, how well we
playing this game, really? What is the unethical pro tip to get away with accidentally clogging
a toilet at a party? - Okay. I mean, I got something that'll
take care of it for sure. Okay, before we reveal
our answers, I do want you to understand and know
that you can get this shirt that I'm wearing that says who
the heck are Rhett and Link?, which by the way is the two of us. - I think it's an ethical way of finding other Mythical beasts out in the wild, because they will come up to
you and answer the question, and you'll be like, "I already knew the answer." - Right. - Let's be friends. - Mythical.com, mythical dot dot dot com. There's three dots now. Again, I think I've got something that is definitely unethical, but it's based on the creative distraction, to start a fire. If you start a fire in that house, I guarantee you, the last thing they're going to worry about
is who clogged the toilet. - Okay. I said the old
window exit re-entry. What you want to do is, you wanna. (laughing) - You're really good at coming up with ways to get out of trouble. Have you been getting yourself out of? The funny thing is, is you get caught doing things unintentionally all the time. You've never employed
any of this in real life, but you've had all this in your brain. This is a genius idea. - It lets people think
I'm human just like them, (laughing) when I, when I simulate shortcomings. - So basically it's an unethical strategy, your life strategy. - So what you do is you re-enter and then immediately
leave like, oh my gosh, and you go tell on someone else. - Nope, that's what you don't do, no. - Someone else. - I think you would, I think
you just come into the party, 'cause the person who
talks about it first. - But you've already been at the party. - Yeah, but the person who points it out is obviously the person who did it. I just think you just
come back into the party. - From another place. - Yeah, and there's no way that you can, somebody's gonna be knocking on the door that's still like closed
and you're in the party. - It's like, weren't you
at the party earlier? It's like, yeah, I went outside. - Yeah, I took a smoke break. You know me, I'm smoking now. (laughing) - That's not my answer
much, but I am going to take Rhett's answer for me because my answer was just come back in, open
the door and immediately leave and say somebody clogged the
toilet, it wasn't me 'cause. - [Stevie] Got it, got it. Well Redditor Sbtex08 advises, "if you clog the toilet
at a party, find the host "and ask them where the bathroom is. "Walk to the bathroom
and immediately return "to tell them it is clogged. "There's no way you
clogged it in 15 seconds." - That's exactly what my answer was before I changed it to Rhett's. - I still think it is,
your answer is, is closer. - Oh definitely. - Yeah, that, that's what I was saying. - But I'm telling you, right? - When I went out through a window because if you come out to the door, someone else is going
to be standing there. - If you do that they're,
everyone for the rest of history is going to know that you
are the one who did it. If you do this, they're only going to know you're the one who started a fire. - [Stevie] Okay, what
is the unethical pro tip for getting your heavily stained dishes, pots, or baking sheets clean? - Unethical way of getting
stuff off of dirty dishes. - I actually feel like this
is my first good answer. - Mine sucks, so I'll present mine first. I don't know, I just think
you take them to a car wash, like they got the power wash wand. (mimics water spraying) I don't know how unethical it is, but that was, that's the best I got. You like, lay out all your dishes in like, the car port thing and
you just let it have it. - I just said, get your dog to do it. You know, put 'em on,
put 'em on the ground, put 'em on the floor. - Just gnawing at the? - And just let the dog, the
dog will clean the plates and it might be unethical. - I don't think that's unethical either. - No, because dogs are, they don't, their stomachs don't sit well
with that, and also it's like, (sneezing)
free labor, forced labor. - [Stevie] Bless you, bless you. The answer from AndThenThereWasLily is, "have a dish, pot, slash, baking sheet," bless you, "that is clean, but still
stained with stubborn marks? "Prepare a meal for a
friend or neighbor in it, "and there'll be too embarrassed
to give it back dirty. "They'll figure out how to
get it sparkling clean." - I didn't hear any of
that 'cause my brain was shaking inside my skull. - Prepare a meal. - [Stevie] Like, give
your neighbor a casserole in the dish that has like,
stains on the bottom of it, and then when they finish the casserole. - Oh, that is good.
- [Stevie] They'll be like, "Oh, I gotta get these things off." - That is wrong. So bake a casserole on top
of a casserole remnant. - Treat your neighbor like a dog. - [Stevie] Yeah, you're both
like very far away, but sure. Dog is a being and so is your neighbor. So Rhett gets the point.
- Rhett gets the pity vote. - Ah, thank you, God. - [Stevie] Okay, it
all comes down to this. - Man, that was, that's a good one. - Oh, this is worth six points? - [Stevie] Uh, yeah. - Oh, so I can still win. (laughs) Increasing points, for the win. - [Stevie] What is the unethical pro tip to get your messy roommate to clean up? - [Rhett] Okay. Ready? - Three, two. (chuckling) Go. - I said put everything in their bed. - Put everything in their bed. You can't sleep on everything. - Like, the only place
that you can put things that someone has to deal
with them is in their bed. If you just put it all in
their room, they'll be like, ooh, I'm going to walk over this. You put it in their bed,
they have to deal with it. It's, it's aggressive, but it's effective. - My answer is plant poop
smears, not poops, but smears. - Is that like a pap smear, but a poop? - Yeah, it's going to
be gross, but it's going to be worth it because it
needs to be in pungent, but really hard to find, and
you just put it in weird places like the underside of
his mattress or pillow. - But you're saying that he'll smell it and then clean it up? - Yeah, the smell will be so bad, he'll have to clean everything
up, and then in order to find what's not there, just assuming
that it's all of his crap. - [Stevie] Okay. Redditor Aoozzz says, "if you can't get your
roommate to clean up, "create a fake Tinder profile, "match with them and tell
them you're coming over. "They'll leave the place
absolutely spotless in no time." - These are so clever. - I'm coming over. - I would feel wrong if
you gave me these points because we're both so far off, but Link had such a good streak. - I agree. (laughing) - [Stevie] Okay, Link wins. - Thank you. All right, Rhett, you get
an unethical punishment. - Uh oh. - What's that going to be? (smacks) - Sorry. There was a wasp on your neck. I got it. - Was that a, was that a bird? - Wait, it seemed like a pat on the back. (laughing) - Nick, you know what? It's hard to judge where you're supposed to hit the back of that. - So you had a wasp? We had wasp residue, not an actual wasp. - [Nick] Molasses. - Molasses. - Yeah, you know, wasp molasses. That's what's on the inside of every wasp. - Mythical dot dot dot com. Get this shirt and click
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This was a good one. Link killed it at this game
This is probably my favorite "guess what this says" game that they're ever played! I feel like we got to see a dark side of Link in this episode; his reasoning was often devilishly clever. I couldn't stop laughing at some of his explanations.
so link is a fellow redditor. he could be any one of us.
heck he could be me!
So glad they have stopped referring to subreddits as threads
Nice ending to this; what a quirky, fun episode.
Should we be considered that Link did good at this game?
Who else gets frustrated when Link is actually winning during a game