Hey Link, this is what
quarantine looks like. Good morning, Rhett. I'm still at home and I thought
I would just share with you some of the things I've
been doing to occupy myself while I've been staying
exclusively at my home. Now I know we can't get
together to make a video, but what we can do is we
can share some of the things that we're doin' to get through this time of staying at home. It is currently 10 am and
I've been up for four hours. So, I found a number of
things to occupy myself and I'm just gonna present 'em to you as food for thought, maybe
you'd like to do 'em, as well. Maybe you can learn some things from me and I can learn some things from you and we can just make this
quarantine experience that much more bearable. This scene probably looks familiar. Welcome back to my bathroom. Of course, I take a shower every morning. I also found something
else, which I told you about on Ear Biscuits, but I
wanted to show this to you. The drain in my shower is
this weird slot-looking thing and before I take a shower,
I gotta take this drain up. It's a big freakin' tile, but underneath this
thing there's one little drain. And, of course, oh gosh. I know this is gross, I'm sorry. We're all human, we have
hair, it goes in the drains. Hey, I take it over here
and I clean that drain out. Look how clean that drain is now. I decided to go a step
further because I realized I'm pulling the hair off, but
I'm not really cleaning it and this whole freakin' trough
is just full of soap scum. Look at that stuff. We just happen to have
some of this cleaner. Just give it a nice spray. I was kind of doing
this spur of the moment the first time I did it
and I was completely naked 'cause I thought I was
gonna take a shower. But then I just reached
for the nearest towel and just started scrubbin' down in there. You got time on your
hands, you might as well clean the hidden spots. Then I realized that this
spray has bleach in it, so I totally destroyed my hand towel. But you know what? It's an art project, brother. I've been wearin' a lot of sweats and slippers. These are a little tighter, sporty. These are a little looser. You gotta remember to free
your mind and your balls. These are a little dressier
when you need to be presentable, like if you're gonna take a
trip to the grocery store, you want people to take you seriously. And for when I'm feeling stripey, I'm ready for that, as well. I think you have a
sweatshirt like this, Link, we got 'em our sophomore
year in high school in French class. My name is Rhett and I take French. I don't know what this is,
I got it at VidCon one year, but I am naked underneath. And, of course, any
self-respecting middle-aged man has to own at least one onesie. Simple, effective, unflattering. Since we've been staying
at home a lot more, we've been generating a lot more trash, which gave me an idea of something else that you can be doing. Take out the trash, of
course, everybody does that, but I'm talking about
cleaning the trash can itself. What is this? It's a yogurt! How many times have I told you
guys don't throw trash away if there's not a bag in the can? How hard is it to put a bag in the can before you throw something away? The can is not made for
trash without a bag! That's usually the response I get. Your can's dirty, you
gotta get that thing clean. Can we do it? Yes, we can. Get yourself some dish soap. A little bit goes a long way. And you take this thing, you
go outside to your garden hose. Okay, we've been working
on this for a while, you could also do it with your dog, Link. We call this downward dog with dog. Let me get into position here. Okay, bring her in. Stay, stay. Stay, stay. Stay, stay. Stay. He does not wanna stay. All right, here's what you're gonna do. Okay, bring her in. Stay, stay, stay, stay. Stay, stay, good girl,
good girl, good girl. Let's take a deep breath, good girl. Good girl. Dismount. It's good to take walks, Rhett. It's good to get fresh
air as much as you can. Yeah, look at that. They're running a jackhammer next door. What if I sprayed the guy
running the jackhammer with my garden hose? Probably wouldn't be good for me. You got some soapy suds
in there, but you need a good brush, ha. Toilet brush from the boys' bathroom. These things are great for clean toilets and also your trash can
'cause you can get in there, you can get in the edges, man. You can scrub all down in there. I recommend doing that every one to two weeks depending
on how undisciplined your children are. Feels good, gives you a
sense of accomplishment. And I actually think
the toilet brush itself gets clean in the process. I mean I wouldn't eat with it or anything, but you're welcomed to. This is something I'm calling
the Indiana Jones challenge. Do not try this at home,
I'm serious about this because you could get hurt or worse. But my particular garage door model has an auto-reverse feature,
so if something gets stuck, it automatically reverses. Not all garage doors have that. Link, yours might not have
it, I don't know, mine does and I'm doing this at my own risk. Do not try this at home. Ah, my hat. All right. Yes! Yes, yes! Yes, I did it! that was perfect. That was like the movie. That was perfect. Okay, I'm in my boys' bathroom where their lives a very hot commodity. You know what I'm talkin' 'bout, white gold rolled together. I got basically a full
roll in here for the boys, but I've seen this as
the perfect opportunity to spend some quality time
with this valuable roll and also do something that
I've been meaning to enact for many years at my home. Step one, unroll the roll. Bam, yeah, it's not long enough though. Continue the rolling or unrolling. Boom! Let me try that again. Continue the unrolling! Where did it go? Continue the unrolling. Continue the unrolling. Continue the unrolling. Continue the unrolling. Continue the unrolling. Whoop. It's the end of the roll. Now we can get down to business. Okay, I'm also trying to teach Barbara to be able to do a
staring contest with me. Barb, come here. I'll get her, remember
how we talked about? When you look at Daddy
and you just stare at him? Don't go to sleep, don't go to sleep. Keep lookin' at me. Don't go to sleep. Don't go to sleep. The main thing that happens
is she kinda goes to sleep. Don't go to sleep, hey, wake up. Wake up, wake up. Whoo, this is fun, staring
contest, just look at . This worked before. I got to entice her a little bit. Okay, I have a little bit
of peanut butter on my nose. Look, look, look. There we go, stare it, yeah do it, do it. Stare, yeah. Look at me, look at me, look at me. Don't fall asleep, there's
peanut butter on my nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. Stare. Yeah right, yeah. See? Tricks. Back at the beginning. I'm feeling in a generous mood even though we've gotta conserve. So, I'm gonna say three
squares per session. And this is just a poop roll, too. I don't want nobody pattin'
anything when peeing, you gotta chaff or do something else. So, it's square one. You've got square two. One, two, three, done. One, two, three, done. Still got more to do? You're S-O-L. Now, all I need to do is number all these. One, two. Okay, this is something
else I've been doing. I've known about this
phenomenon since I was a child, but now as an adult man, I
feel like I'm rediscovering it and it's pretty awesome. You see how the water
just grabbed the spoon? It just grabs it! It just grabs the spoon! Look at that! Look at that! Look at that! Link, you can do this, too. Oh, and just in case you
thought I was wasting the water, I'm a responsible citizen,
gotta stay hydrated. Three, one, two. Oop, someone's gonna
have to use the cylinder for their third one at the very end. All right, there you have it. Numbering completed,
Rhett, took a little longer than I thought. Now all I gotta do is roll it back up. And, of course, I'm makin' beans. A lot of beans. Rollin', rollin', rollin',
keep that paper rollin'. This is fun, this promotes conservation, this is other positive stuff about it. Oh yeah, I got a big one. No! I did it, I rolled it up! It could look better,
but it's all on there and it's all numbered. Three squares at a-- Time to release the bean mist. Oh, it's good for your pores. Let's taste this bounty. Whoo. Whoo. That is one of the positive
things that's come out of this situation that
we're all dealing with is I've had a lot more beans in my life. Hey boys, come in your bathroom, got something to show you all. Shepherd, come eat some beans, boy! Got Lando here. Lando, come over here. Check that out. It's your toilet paper roll. You want some beans? Come on. Can you tell what I did? How many are we allowed to use? Three. I'm only gonna use two, so
it's gonna be an odd number. Really, you can use two? If you can only use two, I
want you to keep the third one and I want you to make a stack. And for every third one that you keep and don't use, I'll give you a penny. That's weird. I don't know if it'll fit on that-- Feels really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
won't fit on the rack. That's a good point, let's see if I can. Yeah, it does fit, man, look at that. Yeah, it works. Oop, that's the wrong way. It's gotta come over, not
under 'cause we're the Neal's. What about you? How many do you have to use? I use zero, I have a bidet upstairs, man. And it has a dryer, but I
will use one square sometimes. Is that a safety? For safety? Just for safety. What ya think? They're good, but I think
we're having too many beans. Boy, you don't speak
those words in this house. Take your beans and run along. It doesn't look great, but
it's doing its civic duty. When you guys do your duty,
I want it to be a civic duty. You know what I'm saying? You proud of me? I'm proud of you, good work. Take your beans, get outta here. Hey, and I wanna see you
bring back an empty bowl and don't throw it in the toilet. He'll learn. All right, carry on. I'm just gonna sit here and
admire my work a little bit. Well, there you have it, Link. Hope you learned something. Anytime you wanna stop
by and have more beans, you know where I live. Okay, Rhett, there you go. YouTube can ration out toilet paper and have fun in the process. Thank you for your tips. Hopefully you enjoyed my tips. Everybody's on board over here, it seems. It's weird. Whatever. It's a beautiful arrangement. Hopefully it doesn't last forever.
I loved this 😂. I never knew I needed a Rhett fashion show in my life. Link’s children make him seem insane at all times and it’s hilarious.
Remember when someone once said they wanted a plant tour of their houses? This could be a reality in these pandemic times. Making plants entertaining is a great comedic exercise, fellas 😂.
Link dad yelling and cleaning... Rhett just doing dog yoga and fashion show...
This is literally how I pictured them at home.
You can feel them slowly losing their minds lol, Rhett is descending into madness quicker though for sure - the crazy hair really adds to his vibe
The Rhett & Link channel is so good! I like seeing them without the kids filter on. I never thought I’d WANT to hear about a man’s balls, but because I don’t expect to hear it from them, I do.
Also this video gives me clear Jenna/Julien vibes and now I can’t stop comparing the two. Rhett gives me Julien’s “It’s Aries season,” while Link is more Jenna’s “I’m a Virgo.”
I would LOVE to see them try pulling table cloths out from underneath stacks of dish-ware. It would be hilarious to see how they approach it from their different POVs.
Link's split-second Dad-stare at Lando at the very end made me smile :)
I was legit worried for every surface he wrote on...like, those markers bleed and will stain your floor Link! Guy definitely living on the edge there...
I liked this. This felt like the first true Vlog out of the series. I'd actually like to see them get even more personal. Maybe show some of the stuff they do every day instead of still trying to do a formatted Vlog. Also I really hope Link steralized that toilet paper before doing that. xD
Link’s faces. He really has a comic gift. He’s a lunatic, but he’s funny af
When link grabbed the clorox with tilex (and bleach) I was like oh no
Link clorox with tilex
with the pandemic it's sold out most places