When Your Girlfriend Leaves You for a Pro Athlete - Mekki Leeper - Stand-Up Featuring

hi everybody I'm Becky I am rocking most my family still lives over there in Africa so I don't know why I look like this either but Moroccans are supposed to be like really hot or something but every now and again they pop out looking like logic so so what happened to me it's all you know knowing it is to look like logic every day out of all the rappers that's the rapper every other rapper is like I'll do whatever I want I'll shoot people logic is like if you're like depressed there's people you could talk to every rappers like I have 15 cars logics like I'm really getting bullied online a lot but yeah I'm Moroccan and people say weird stuff about it especially now they're like was that ever hard for you people ever like racist to you it's like does it look like anybody has ever been racist to me hey you think I'm going around telling racist people my family's Arab no they don't think that I'm Arab honestly racist people think that I'm racist trying to [ __ ] blend in here everybody you know if there's a group of people running around like what's up man were the Steve haters we beat the [ __ ] out of everybody named Steve what's your name I don't [ __ ] not Steve dude what are you talking you know people say crazy stuff they're like oh you're Moroccan does that mean you can like say the n-word it's like first of all you don't know how that word works they're like no but you could just explain that your family is from Africa it's like let me tell you something if I say the n-word there's no one standing around like let's let him explain okay it's not happening but I don't know I never I never got bullied for it because I look like this mostly um but I did get bullied just for like weird stuff like when you're a kid you get bullied for things that don't really make sense like one time I got bullied for taking a [ __ ] so kid just slid under the stall door it was in fifth grade and he was like ooh [ __ ] and then slithered away and told the class and I go back there and be like guys that's what that room is for I don't know also why is it not weird that there's a kid sliding around on the bathroom floor is this your king is this we're gonna hear testimony from a guy that has pee on his shirt that's all right great but they're all using like fifth-grade brains so they're like look man who's checking to see if you were taking a [ __ ] and you work so that's on you bro there's nothing we could do our hands are tied unfortunately you know when you're a little kid you get bullied for stuff that you're not even doing just like hypotheticals people come up to you they're like hey man if you had an earring what year would you put it in it's so much pressure to answer that when you're a little kid it's like it's like you're on a game show you're like uh I don't know the right and they're like survey says and you're gay we're all nine years old none of us could afford jewelry and they're like yeah but now we know that if you could afford jewelry you would own it in a gay way so I don't think kids are gonna be that homophobic in 2019 but I do think they'll keep mercilessly bullying each other and I think it's gonna start being about their actual personalities that's gonna be terrifying for some of these kids you know could you imagine just a huddle of bullies around somebody like hey Trevor you're unreliable the meanest thing I've ever heard so you flake on plans that don't finish projects you start [ __ ] you Trevor let go I don't care if you're gay you lack follow-through you know the teachers gonna come over like all right everybody why don't we go back to the racial slurs this is too much for Trevor I think you think you have some unfinished assignments Oh Trevor you should listen these kids make some good points about your work ethic I think I don't know man I'm glad that's done I'm glad to not be a little kid anymore I have a girlfriend now it's great she's the best and yeah one whoo that might be her she's here no I I I think it's great cuz I was terrible at being single I was single for years and years and I like okay have you guys ever been single for so long do you start accidentally taking your friends on dates I would like hit up my friends to hang out and they're like yeah I can chill this weekend but I don't want to go to the aquarium again Husky he's getting them gifts I got my buddy a hoodie it wasn't even a holiday he was like what is this for I was like I spent all my time reading my ex-girlfriends food blog it wasn't even interesting it was just the only place she forgot to block me so I had a check there are no photos of her but she writes about salad a lot so I know she looks great which is frustrating there's a week where his all pastries I was like she's coming back but that didn't happen the hardest part of that was always like reading it and then having to follow the recipe to find out whether or not it's enough food for two people like that's the only way I can tell if she moved on you know my roommate keeps coming in the kitchen like hey man that's a lot of pasta I'm like it's not that much pasta okay this is a normal amount I'm gonna eat this by myself for sure I'm eating it later I'm like this is so much there's enough for three people what does that mean very negative I'm not good at being in a relationship either though you know like I don't know my girlfriend now she's like much hotter than me which means that I have to tell a bunch of little lies to make sure that she doesn't find out about that you know like like we've been dating for two years and she still thinks that I laughed like this definitely so it's not great I think I dated this one girl in college for like a year and this is true that relationship ended because after a year she left me for one of the temple University basketball players that was my school and it was tough you know cuz like she's right you don't I mean it's always hard going through a breakup and the other person is made just like the objectively correct decision and this guy he's like a Division one athlete right so I didn't underestimate how tall he was gonna be ripped he was gonna be but I definitely underestimated how many posters of him there were around campus you know a lot of people go through a breakup not everybody has to see a 10-foot banner of her new boyfriend's going like this I swear to god there's a billboard of this guy on campus where he's gripping a basketball and it just says each hour time I'm like well I don't know if it's our time feels pretty distinctly like your time right now maybe you know the worst part is my roommates were all huge fans so they would watch all the games and I'd have to listen to announcers on ESPN talk about this guy and say a bunch of stuff I didn't want to hear at all you know stuff like like Oh Jim would you just look at the incredible strength and stamina this young athlete alright that's about enough of that no thanks like all Steve you don't have to tell me this guy does nothing but dominate whatever's in front of him my god Jim you could you just imagine with this kind of raw power and speed I mean just how hard he [ __ ] Emily it's gotta be

Channel: Comedy Central Stand-Up

Views: 5,434,557

Rating: 4.9405003 out of 5

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Id: gR9izDp89c0

Length: 8min 22sec (502 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 05 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Cersad]

Me before watching the video: Man, why is this Reddit comment section so up in arms about the positive comments being bots?

Me after watching the video: good jokes, made fun of racism, I see what's going on here.

Seriously, it shouldn't be surprising that a Comedy Central feature on stand-up comedians has decent stand-up comedians.

[u/Guudbaad]

Ok, looks like I’m a shill too, because the guy was good and has amazing potential. His material was solid, but he underdelivered some of the best jokes and made “meh” ones work. I don’t know anything about him, but if there was r/wallstreetbets for comedians I’d put my money on him.

[u/Kids_see_ghosts]

Reversal scenario of Matthew Broussard where he's now dating a girl whose ex was a college athlete.

(Skip to a little past one minute)

https://youtu.be/GW5mwYVtbfU

[u/KnotSafe4Work]

This is comment thread is all bots right? Am I going crazy?

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[u/anomoly111]

Mirror?

[u/rocke_t_girl]

"Racist people think I'm racist"

Rarely do I hear someone nail it so closely. Wanna know who the racist people are? Well, they're racist, so they think everyone else is racist... they're the ones who think everyone is racist.

[u/unbalancedforce]

The audience laughs are the most annoying laughs I have ever heard.

[u/DNamor]

Listed joke starts at about 6min30.

The rest are hit or miss, some decent, some kind'a eeh. But pretty solid delivery.