when you cut the earth flat

all right so we're checking out the only game where the key to a livable flat earth is to be inappropriately invaded by cthulhu it's solar smash today i will finally complete the challenge i had set out for myself so long ago which is to make a livable flat earth the problem with earth is everyone keeps dying every time i blow up various parts of it somehow though thanks to science and programming cthulhu could miraculously change that we still don't know how see what happens is whenever you blow up the earth and then you have cthulhu come down and suddenly molest a bunch of people and throw everything in slow motion even though everyone is supposed to die from the earth shattering ultra blast some people get saved so we can probably use this to figure out how to make this earth as flat as possible and still have people living on it cthulhu's over here he's like the kids are coming with me okay first things first i need to find out exactly how flat we can get the earth before it decides to lose the will to live now for whatever reason everyone likes to live on this part of the earth you got japan over here which i almost just accidentally nuked you know the uk russia china's up here north america canada congratulations everyone we're all going hell together what i eventually want to do is if i can glitch the game out with cthulhu and somehow keep people on the earth even after it explodes i want to see if i can get the earth down like one single sliver with people living on it effectively it needs to be so thin that if you're standing on the side you'd be standing on the north pole and the south pole at the same time like you would spit and it would just flop around the side of the earth and then come back and hit you in the back of the head oh the game's already breaking this is gonna be a treat that's what i get for summoning two billion cthulhu's mmm it's like cracking open a cadbury cream egg i can imagine the earth coming in for a haircut and i just do this and the earth's like why look i told you it was gonna be five dollars for haircut i didn't tell you how good it was gonna be all right this is looking pretty good so far we've managed to shave off a third of the earth and we've only lost five billion people listen where i'm from that's a win now the problem with flat earth is like all of it needs to be flat so this this this side these sides here have to go and take some of the love handles off that's better and then a little bit over here oh yeah this is this is coming out quite nicely something i'm starting to realize is that as i begin to play with the fast forward and the slow motion and the cthulu's and the laser beams and everything uh the game is really starting to to not want to do anything it's really starting to lag i don't care though i said we're gonna do it we're gonna freaking do it we will find out how many people are allowed to live on the sheet of paper earth and like i said it's not even really gonna be flat earth it's gonna be like a it's gonna be like petri dish earth i can imagine all the other planets going up to earth and being like did you lose weight and earth is like sadly yes see all these all these people that died it's like cutting calories rolling down to 2 400 calories a day healthy okay so we lost everyone but that's okay somehow we're going to be able to get them back they'll be coming out of cthulhu's pocket dimension which i don't know why but when cthulhu is in that sentence it sounds much dirtier kind of looks like a really burnt marshmallow well not so much burnt kinda looks bloody pretty much how everyone loves their toasted marshmallows caked in the blood of their enemies someone would be like man this marshmallow's really salty yeah it's just the dna it looks like if i keep the game in fast forward i'm able to do this without absolutely breaking it i'm actually going to have to go over to the custom planets too to see if i can make a flat earth but like keep the water and all the stuff on it oh god i don't want to go in the normal speed as much as i'm sure everyone would just love to live on a shallow thin rock of lava it's not very aesthetically pleasing people would be like well what's life living like on a flat earth now it's hot all the time a lot like florida all right now we can turn it this way a little bit and equal out these sides here yeah that's nice now you got a level at the top all right we're we're getting there i don't want to take too much off because then there won't be anything left i do want to get it as absolutely thin as possible before i try and bring people back from the hell on top of it i'm a 90 94 chance this will work like i said if it doesn't work i'll find a different way to make it work you know how people have different skills that put it on their resume like the only thing i could put on my resume is expert at torturing people this is why the only job i can get is youtube oh you start taking this much off the game starts hating you i appreciate that i finally found like the escape velocity of the game the point where the gang physics are physically trying to stop you from going any further all of the little game nanobots are like it's crystal blaze get in there and stop his ass bullsh game you can't stop me oh god clicking on anything takes an hour cthulu do it i just want you to know that right now we're in the fast forward mode and it takes like 10 minutes god i got this guy on speed nile he's not picking up the phone i'm like waiting for my entire computer to crash right now cthulhu you're being requested in orthopedics get your ass in here well [ __ ] the game has completely frozen i'm gonna go have a sandwich and hopefully when i get back cthulu will put some people on earth a few hours later [Music] one million people get to live on flat earth it's actually about right that's probably all the usable space that's left the game is completely frozen oh my god now i just need to okay so we can get people to live on flat earth now i just need to see if i can make a flat earth that like kind of looks like an earth hold on okay so in the custom planet you can change all of the water and the earth and the heat and the cold and all that kind of stuff so i kind of wonder if when i'm shaving down the earth and you know obviously it will suffer a dramatic heat death if i can maybe change it so that there's some livable space left i've never tried to like make the earth flat with the moons so i'm just gonna i'm just gonna try to take some off the top here real quick it worked surprisingly well in the beginning of flat earth is wearing it's a little winter hat wouldn't want it to catch a cold on its first day to school now i'm gonna go ahead and assume [Music] that uh more than likely the planet is of course completely dead but what happens when you start messing around with this hmm oh what the hell what the hell was that it's like a random planet i'm sorry i didn't mean to do that it's like you can change the pigmentation of the blood can i can i get like a green or something god i can get it like even darker congealed death i could change the color but more or less just looks like you're living inside of a disco ball how about you mars there's less people living on you so i don't have to disappoint as many let me just let me just see real quick if you can survive this all right turning mars into a depressed pacman is a no but hold on okay it is absolutely all right with this much sadness don't mind me mars i'm just testing something real quick look at this even while being violated by like 40 cthulhu's nobody stays alive on mars this place is garbage on the plus side though i will treat everyone to the sound of what a hundred cthulhu's trapped in your trunk would sound like god that never gets old for me all right i'm not gonna count out any possible way to make this work because it maybe maybe i just need to use a different formula here so here's the plan since mars is a giant pain in the ass and doesn't like to get flattened like the earth and allow people to live i need to attempt to do this all in one shot so i'm gonna shove a bunch of my balls in this hole over here yeah let's just speed it up we could go wrong okay perfect right about like well maybe some more balls now you gotta watch out because when they start to get red like that that's when you know all hell is about to break loose you want the blue balls not the red ones that sounds really bad listen i'm not the one that made the game okay all right now over here we gotta do the same thing oh oh god how did i kill the planet with that nothing happened seriously look the entire planet just died i swear to god what is mars like lactose intolerant all right well anyway let me at least try this before i attempt to not hurt mars's feelings again so you throw so you slow this down and then you put a cthulhu here okay then you put a cthulu here now when his tentacles come out okay and start whatever molesting mars they're gonna shoot off the bombs and the bombs are gonna explode and then it should level the bottom and the top part of mars and the big question is whether or not i can make this happen and still allow people to live on the planet you're taking a long time cuz just just just do it just stick stick stick your tentacles into mars okay now the game's starting to break oh jesus god it's like the longest cthulhu fondling in the entire world just do it okay double cthulhu penetration is a no-go okay new plan if we can't have cthulhu maybe we can have the space worm actually we can't use the space room because you only get one at a time uh we'll use aliens all right make a hole fill it up with balls hey come back in there god damn it i hate it when my balls fly out of the hole great now i've got one freaking ball just wandering around like a lost puppy well now he's got a friend there's three balls just wandering around mars all right slow everything down all right now get an alien over here and an alien over here okay now if these aliens don't screw everything up this should work i've already killed 181 million people that was all by accident what the hell are you aliens doing establishing residency shoot the damn balls okay here we go yes perfect all righty i got good news and i got bad news the good news is that was awesome the bad news is it killed everyone oh that what just happened actually blew a hole completely through mars this has nothing to do with anything i just wanted to see if i could get cthulu to spawn completely inside of the earth with none of it outside of the earth and i absolutely can this is all of the damage that was done to the outside of the earth the inside looks like a freaking 4th of july special though i just want to know real quick you know those like surprise egg things on youtube it's like when i'm breaking open here i just want to see what the 30 cthulhu's that i spawned directly inside of planet earth did actually some floating pieces of core prime real estate if you don't mind having an ambient temperature surrounding your home site of about 2000 degrees celsius i just noticed something it did this never really bothered me until like i took a moment to look at it you realize that the sun over here in the fancy planet is like really lumpy like the blue sun looks perfect but this sun over here looks like it has a tumor growing out of it just something i noticed what the hell was that what you missed i what happened to my aliens i'm trying to see if i could get people to live on the fancy planet and my alien missed a shot what do you guys need a freaking eye exam what is this come on that only takes 50 of them to make it work oh no oh god oh i think i did something i should have oh the game's breaking i never thought i would find this many ways to make this game stop working congratulations you're my last bastion of hope to see if anyone can at least equal earth in our ability to withstand torture all right it's looking good so far of course i just say that because the game isn't down to one fps yet all right now take some off the sides here all right i've made the first intergalactic onion ring oh it's getting pretty it's getting pretty close i still have like full fps i just got to make sure not to take too much off oh okay now it's not so much an onion ring as it is like a funyun i didn't think i could get it any thinner but i was wrong god it's like performing planetary surgery oh okay still there almost lost it oh no the game's starting to break no don't do it damn it i have the cthulu now i can't go any thinner no i already ate i don't need to get something else to eat well son of a [ __ ] oh hold on cathy was doing it never mind he was doing it i don't i guess i'll go clean the house literally two hours later hey planetary funyun you didn't let me down 20 million people on this one well we did it we made a flat earth that people could actually live on sad part is 7 billion seven hundred and eighty seven million of you are gonna be able to see it anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of solar smash until the next time stay foxy and much love

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Id: hF-zW80v7Ro

Length: 14min 2sec (842 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 24 2020